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Joined 07-13-10, id: 2445944, Profile Updated: 10-28-13
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ, and Bleach.

12-02-2012 Update: IT LIVES

Well.
It's been a while.
Two years?
Sounds about right
Or something.

I'm Alive. Still.

ANYWAY

Capturing God is Undead.

I have something new for you guys to fap to.
Most probably I'm gonna lose interest in this too.
BUT.
I have written chapters for everything up to the Time Skip.
So I'll only update it to make the chapters longer.

So yeah.

Look for Subversion Illusion


12-11-2012 Update: Packaging the God

Balls to the walls man.

Just caught up with TWGOK

I stopped reading after approximately Chapter 172 because I thought they were going to make a One Piece-esque turn in story line and make an endless arc.

Really nicely wrapped up.

And I will be continuing The Capturing God in the future. Think, the next month or so.

Also.

In regards to Subversion Illusion, I feel that stories in the archive are beginning to take a soliloquy-like tone. Authors like Third Fang, obsidian dreamer, and Radaslab have paved the way for explaining every little fucking thing. Yet Again is amazing, but the humor gets old fast when it requires paragraphs before the punchline. I've been leaning towards stories that use the Canon as scaffolding. Namely, they don't explain major plot points that occurred except how they changed.

Subversion Illusion is that. The one review I have gotten, thank you Lazy Eyes Conway, in its fleetingness said that it seemed to jump into the middle of story. I intended for that to be the case. For everyone who was confused on reading that first chapter, the premise is that an apathetic Naruto who will be looping until oblivion finds out how to create the perfect illusion with the help of people he sealed within himself during his first life. Look for details on it in the final chapter.

I wrote Subversion Illusion, in class, on my phone, with only a couple of thoughts in mind.

1) Take a cliche and run with it
2) Cure my horniness

And so a Time Traveling Naruto with no morals, a god complex, and obscene powers that exist because of his god complex is born. And bored. And as horny as I am, but much more virile and imaginative.

I also want to thank the people who were brave enough to say that they enjoyed my story and gave me their names. As of now, more than 30k views have been given to the Capturing God. Not all from the USA. Which leads me to believe that there are plenty of depraved people in the world. If one of you are chicks, please drop me a line. I promise I'm not a perv all of the time.

Also. For people that are searching for non-testosterone fueled stories, I have opened another FF account. For other fun stuffs. Right now I have a single chapter written for a TF2 fanfic. Not sexual in any way, shape, or form.

Please visit RiverM8rix for that stuff.

Final note: Please for the five people who actually visit my profile, that the Follow Story button on fics don't really work if the fic is completed. Favoriting is fine. Following it tells me you don't know what that button does.


Also, if you favorite my story, I will go and look at ANY stuff you have written. I might be iffy on Yaoi, but I'll try.


12-14-2012 Update: Estrogen driven rant?

I originally was going to put this in the beginning of Chapter 17, but I didn't want to break flow.

Now before we start, I would like to make certain things clear. The Capturing God originally was an outlet for a boy who was going through testosterone treatment. That boy had been visiting this site since his freshman year in high school. But by the time he started Junior year, it was clear that he wasn't all that energetic, or driven. Reason being? A sad sad state. The boy's body wasn't producing enough testosterone. For puberty, for growth. And so he started treatment.

But that changed him. It took him a good year to get a grasp on his sporadic bursts of anger, but he never got a hold on his sex drive. With stories he read on his favorite amateur writing site and an erotic mind control story site, his development went weird.

And so in 2010, he began to write. Write stories of things that existed on other portions of the web, but not on this one. Four stories were pushed out relatively quickly. Then he went to college. And things changed. The long term treatment stopped working, he stopped updating, he stopped going to class, he dropped out in his second semester. He was amazed that he had lasted so long with so little drive.

He started treatment again three months later, in July. And slowly, his drive returned. And so did his libido.

I'm back in school now, struggling with a libido that doesn't quit. Having testosterone injected into your body every two weeks does that to you. Can't really tell my parents thats why I'm struggling in school. So this site will get to see what I write. Every day. In class, on my phone, at home. My parents know I write stories. They don't know what I write though. You will know.

Chapter 17 - 20 should be up this week.


12-14-12 Update? The calendar's fucking with me

Chapters 17-20 are up today. For people who view my profile, please note that I went back and made the rest of the chapters longer. Slight grammar tweaks and better flow are now included in a piece of work that I have spent more time on then my Macro Final.

Huzzah.


12-15-12 Update: Repackaging the God

Finally replaced that damn stupid Summary that I had for the past year and a half. It probably turned off so many people trying to read it. I showed it to a friend at college, and she just started laughing at it hysterically. So its been toned down. I need to hide the story a bit better, and screaming LEMON LEMON on the front seemed to get some good ones taken down. So I rejoice for the poor souls who walk into my temple and leave more screwed up.


2-13-13 Update: Happy Forever Alone Day Guys and Girl(?)

It has been almost exactly two months since I last reported on status. Now for the most part, I have been idle. But not completely so. By the beginning of Summer, I'll have a Bleach Fic up and running, with a possible One Piece one on the way. The reason for the sudden stories? I found out how to write. Not well, mind you. But it'll be more interesting with actual plot now. Of course, not much plot, but more than now (Not really). Maybe for the One Piece one.

Now for some more info on Subversion Illusion. It was an experiment. On multiple levels. The first was to see if the allusion to sexual acts rather than describing them in porny ways made the story hotter. It seemed to do so. The second is a question for the people who actually look at my profile page:

Does it make more sense to do a update dump, like I did with this story, or to spread out the updates over days or months?

Please respond with a PM, I enjoy learning that people read what I write.


10-28-13 Update: Eight Months Later...

No, I'm not pregnant.

Remember that Bleach fic I talked about way back in the previous update? Yeah that's never going to be finished. I'm at the point where I'm losing interest in writing altogether. I have six chapters done, and it's pretty obvious where I would go with it, if I were to continue. Unlike Subversion Illusion, I'll try doing the weekly update thing for the next two months, and see if I can get people to Plagiarize the shit out of my stories. As I said when I first started this account, I have no intention of finishing anything I start, even on my new ADHD meds.

On a separate note, I've been getting some really hilarious PMs. Not a lot mind you, but enough to give me a laugh once in a while. One dude/tte? told me that he couldn't review with his actual account because he had friends on the site that would get angry at him. Good Job Bro.

On a separate note, I do still read fanfics, but they are tending to be fanfics of each other than fanfics of the original story line. Yay Fanon.

I've found, kinda sadly, that since Naruto is nearly over and Harry Potter is over, and everyone whose making fics now have bought into the mechanics that the stories are all falling in the same line as each other.

Categories for Naruto Fanfics are!:

Twin!Naruto
Disabled!Naruto
Time Travel!Naruto
Crack/Harem

Categories for Harry Potter Fanfics are!:Twin!Harry
Abused!Harry
Good!Voldemort
Evil!Weasleys
Evil!Dumbledore
Gay!Everyone

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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 526,677 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,348 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets by fujin of shadows reviews
Formely known and the re write of Secrets of the Aura Guardian. Secrets, they are very delicate, some secrets are dangerous, some our harmless, some are the keys to success and love. Ash has some secrets that are all of those.. Ashxoc one sided Ashxharem. Teaser for next chapter is out...Full chapter Monday Night of Tuesday morning
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,522 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Ash K./Satoshi, OC]
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 5,212 - Follows: 4,017 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,282 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5406 - Favs: 4,127 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Identities by Neoalfa reviews
Au STD - Drakken plan is successful and Kim Possible doesn't believe Ron when he shows up at the Prom. Team Possible is broken. Who will save the world? Time for a Sidekick to step up - Ron S. /?/? - Alive Arc Over -
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 214,809 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Ron S.
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the demonraised three by Froggy-slice reviews
Three children are stuck in a world not their own. As they grow, they change and evolve to survive in that world. At the peak of their power they are returned home, different...twisted...demon-like. Witness their rise. NaruSakuSasu/Harem, super team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,959 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Will Of D by The Animaniac Dude reviews
Luffy loses his entire pirate crew to marines in a final battle at raftel, only to find there never was any treasure there. When a man long thought dead instead appears and takes luffy under his wing, nothing is as it seems. the Will Of D lives on. LuNa.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,590 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Luffy, Nami
The Fallen Master by fujin of shadows reviews
This story is base and influnce by PAULXION'S POKEMON:THE FINAL JOURNEY AND SSJO4 MEWTWO'S ELEMENTAL BATTLES. He was broken by his friends,but he was rebuild back by A girl,now that this girl is dead who would rebuild him to the master that he is ASHHAREM
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,764 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Tales of Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
Amusing ideas arise during the writing of "Oops!". Some of them grow into oneshot stories. Here you will find those stories. Updated whenever the Muse pops by.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Guardians of the Seal by Thanathos reviews
When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,116 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Will of Fire, Heart of Rock by The Lemon-Aide reviews
It's been half a year since the two left their home to prepare, and the apprentice of the Gama Sennin is concerned with his lack of progress. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. The results will rock the world. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,479 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U.
The Hokage's Will by Airheaded dude reviews
The aftermath of Pain’s attack left Tsunade in comatose, Danzo's plot of becoming Hokage is thwarted by Naruto himself. With the doubts that the Lord of Fire has placed on Danzo, Naruto is suddenly left inheriting the mantle of Hokage before the Summit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,798 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Naruto U.
Eyes of the Broken Soul by TenraiSenshi reviews
Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the world around him forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,135 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dead and Gone by Bleedndreamz reviews
A single look from Naruto told Sarutobi that he may be headed down the path of his former student, Orochimaru. However what if Sarutobi's actions in Naruto's life from then on send him on the path that he specifically wanted Naruto to avoid?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,948 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U.
The Children by chibi heishi reviews
*AU* There is something wrong in Konoha. Subtle, seemingly isolated events hint at a much darker truth, if the pieces were ever put together. And as Iruka is about to discover, not all the inexperienced are naive - while not all children are innocent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Iruka U.
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 395 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14384 - Favs: 7,515 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Price of Life by The Mother Rose reviews
Hated and despised in Konoha, Naruto is told to go with Cell 7 to retrieve Sasuke. He is told to keep the cell safe as they destroy a Sannin and rescue the genius boy. But things do not go as planned. This is where my story begins. Enjoy and review please
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,406 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Naruto U.
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Farmer Naruto by Froggy-slice reviews
Uzumaki Naruto crumbled under the constant abuse by his so called peers. He gave up on ninjas as a kid in favor of a civilian lifestyle. When Akastuki becomes too big a threat they offer to train him seven years too late. he hates all things ninja Nar/Aya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Killer Bee
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3399 - Favs: 4,746 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 690 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
The eccentric shinobi by ToxicManipulator reviews
What if Naruto's genius surpassed that of both Orochimaru and his father? Watch how he turns into a powerful yet enigmatic shinobi of the leaf while being even more laid back and lazy than Kakashi himself. For those that enjoy humor fics. Not crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 510 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U.
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 6,538 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Stopping the Storm by chibi heishi reviews
Life as an Academy instructor isn't easy, with civilians afraid of you, parents complaining to you and students or friends pulling dangerous 'pranks'... Oh yes, and ANBU running around trying to find the traitors who intend to let in an enemy army. Fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,693 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Beast King by Froggy-slice reviews
A boy is born. He is the first of his kind. His stunning abilities will lead to confrontations and meetings with several different legendary beings. Meet the first lord of the common beasts, Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/harem Sasuke/Harem Shika/harem Gaa/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,228 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 983 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
What Do You Do with A Drunken Pervert? by The Animaniac Dude reviews
naruto, fed up with Jiraiya shunning his training for drinking and women, decides to get even. in the process, he learns how many different ways there are to humiliate a man. what DO you do with a drunken pervert...? song-fic one-shot. review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8920 - Favs: 5,808 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Armageddon by ToxicManipulator reviews
A Naruto from a barren world follows an insane idea of going back in time to mend the mistakes of his haunted past. With the help of his new allies, he may just succeed. Follow Naruto as he rewrites his future, and destroys the past. Ch.15 up. R&R Its AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,712 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The way of the Super Pervert! by ToxicManipulator reviews
Naruto in an attempt to get people to acknowledge him, purchases a book that change will his life forever. To find acceptance, he unknowingly becomes a super pervert! Possibly AnkoNaruKure/Depends on votes.Its AU so don't flame me for not being canon. Ch5
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 479 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 5,347 - Follows: 3,408 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 293 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Scooby Dooby Doo, Where Are You? by yorickjones reviews
The true story of a gang of four friends and their adventures crisscrossing the America of the 1960s with a green van and a Great Dane named Scooby as told by one who was there worldfamous mystery novelist Velma Dinkley.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
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Will of Confidence reviews
Kisuke knew that the main players' plans had derailed as soon as the Hōgyoku had vanished.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013
The Capturing God reviews
Eyes flashed as he marked his target in the distance. He would very much enjoy this, as he had in the past. Men and women parted around him, bowing and praying for the soul of the one who had caught his attention. Some called him a monster of a man, some just a monster. But none were the truth. He was a demon in human's flesh, and he was the Capturing God.
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Keima K.
Subversion Illusion reviews
Madara had been an idiot. The Moon Eye plan required such an obscenely high cost to work that it had been doomed from the start. But he had only one lifetime to make plans for. He had lived. Over and over again. Apathy had set in long ago. And now he would complete his own plan. Just for shits and giggles.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
The Fiery Beast of Konoha reviews
When he was just seventeen, he was sealed off from the world. Now, twenty years later, he has been freed. He wanted to be Master of Konoha. This is his way of doing so
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Gai M.
Their Owner reviews
Fan Girls don't change without help, and he was willing to help every one of them, whether they wanted it or not. How? He just had to make them accept their new owner...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Iruka's Farewell Speech reviews
He had seen so many of them die. They were almost like children to him, and he would not let the Shimigami himself come and take them from him. He not be their teacher anymore, but with a few parting words, maybe he could save them from themselves...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Iruka U. - Complete
Changing Them to Better Fit His Desires reviews
He didn't really care about those around him, because they all treated him like garbage. But finally he would make them respect him, no, scratch that, he would make them WORSHIP him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Absolute Control reviews
A darker side always lurked in the recess of his mind. But he released it, because he knew that he would finally get his revenge on the world, one pure maiden at a time. Kyuubi had given him Control, and he would bring the world to it's knees. Info Inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U.
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