Parthos the Silver Dragon
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Joined 07-13-10, id: 2445979, Profile Updated: 02-03-12
Author has written 7 stories for Mythology, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Kuroshitsuji, Xiaolin Showdown, Naruto, Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park.

Hello I'm Parthos!!! I'm a huge anime otaku!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(No i won't)

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(You go to hell)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I believe in god…nothing more)

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm only 18!!)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (No I don't, my dad does though)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.(that would be my best friend(girl), he hates his wife anyway)

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (there's this word what was it? Oh yeah... I say NO!!)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(I'm straight)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(They're easier to talk to, AND I'm a VIRGIN!!!!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(Genetics!!)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be??

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks(I wear red too)

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (You're the haters!!)

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Euro Mutt!!!)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(Be weird it makes life fun!!)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I fight with cool kids, so i must be a Goth or emo

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (So what?)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(no, just sarcastic)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (You want to take care of my mop of thick hair?)

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.(Don't dis the X-Men, or I'll send the Wolverine after your asses)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(Only to anime characters)

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Who isn't??)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(Go f*ck your self)

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep(I think sheep are creepy)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(Problem?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(Not for long (18))

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(so i don't like fully cooked beef.)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(That's over half the American Population!!!)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(no they're the losers)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(Humans are evil)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(i don' wanna grow up)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(so what?)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I am a yaoi fangirl, so i must be Gay.(What?)

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Grell and his Dolls by MarsInsane reviews
Ron find dolls in Grell's room and tells William. William wants to know why these dolls were made. Many pairings.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Happy by Mojjochan reviews
SasuNaru. lemon. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pajamas, Pillows and Playtime by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Vlad visits Danny's home and decides they both deserve a little playtime. Danny is never going to be able to look at his sheets and pillows the same way again. Not that he's complaining. Request fic for SilverDragon63. Rated M for guys... being guys. lol
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Pancakes lead to kisses by chack4ever reviews
LOLZ srry teh title kind of sucks WARNING! this is YAOI! very graphic yaoi! If you dun like yaoi, dont read it. because if you get mad at me for writing yaoi, then i can say screw you, I WARNED YOU! if u dun like, dun read.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Space by Kerink reviews
An RPstory between me, Techno Doofus, and PunkPenguin. ZAPR and ZADR and RADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,734 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Purple, Zim - Complete
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Cursed Survival reviews
A plane of Biology students crashes on Isla Sorna, one of them must lead them to survive the horrors of the island. Hope and sanity seem all but lost until it rears its head in the form of the alpha of a pack of raptors. Full summary and warnings inside.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/5/2013
Scorpion's Heir reviews
They were rumors nothing more; that an heir to the title of red sands existed. It's a well-known fact that the puppet master of the red sands had no children, biologically anyway,5 Kage catch the smallest whisper and so they send out teams of jonin and anbu to find proof, meanwhile a team of konoha shinobi are dispatched to protect a stuborn pianist, be carefull of scorpion venom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Sasori, Naruto U.
Academy Days reviews
A look into the past of Shiro, Mephisto, and my Oc
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Shiro F., Mephisto P.
Jurassic Park and Xiaolin Showdown
I couldn't think of a better title, sorry! Anyway, I find it obvious that Chase has a lot of money, so Ingen comes to him for help with their Jurassic Park project. They invite him to the island to see what they've been doing and to enjoy the park, well we all know what happens. Yes, an Oc is involved and it primarily follows the JP book not movie.
Crossover - Xiaolin Showdown & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Chase, Alan G
Life's Second Chance reviews
A "What If" story. What if Vincent, Ciel's father, had made a contract with his own demon? And what if Ciel had "inharited" said demon? This story follows this demon's "life" from making the contract with Vincent to a surprise romance with Sebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Vincent P., Sebastian M.
A Grim Reaper's Family reviews
A story about Grell and his baby sister. Don't forget that sexy butler might show up.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Grell S.
Mythos High reviews
a combo of all the myths that I know from around the world. and they all go to high school? my computer's hating me right now! My writer program isn't working so Ch. 4 will be up even later sorry!discontinued sorry.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete