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Joined 07-13-10, id: 2446143, Profile Updated: 08-23-10
Author has written 10 stories for 2012, Gone, NCIS, I, Robot, Air Force One, Hunger Games, and Maximum Ride.

Hi my name is Lucas and I love to read and write. I've written many stories and will continue to write more.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with a GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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The 49th Hunger Games by Randomgirl7749 reviews
All tribute spots are filled! Let the Games begin!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
Screams by Jennifer Hart reviews
FLETC taught them to respond to crimes as investigators. Now they must learn to respond as victims.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
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Maximum Ride: Saving the World Never Ends
Set before the Flock breaks up. I don't remember what book that is. It's time for the Flock to save the world again! But what happens when a new mad man tried to rid them of their special abilities? Can they do it? Read, find out, and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 985 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Max, Fang
The Package reviews
NCIS special agents are getting sick and dying. What's poisoning them? Can they stop it? And what's with McGee's iPhone? Language and possible major character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Hunger Games reviews
All slots filled. Let the games begin!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
Intruder reviews
A man holds Jenny hostage. Will Gibbs be able to save her? Is there something more serious going on? Read and find out. Rated T for swearing and violence. Review and be harsh!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Alone reviews
All the adults have vanished and only six kids can bring them back. Will they be able to do it, or is one of them a sabetour? This is the prologue, probably 12 more chapters. Please review and be harsh. Rated T just in case.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010
Revolution reviews
What happens when Spooner and Calvin are out of the picture? Who will save the world? Farbin, but will he succeed? Who will help him? Rated T for language, violence, and gore.
I, Robot - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Air Force Dead reviews
Someone hijacks Air Force One. Who is it? Who can be trusted? Who will survive? Suspense, action, violence, swearing. Currently on hiatus. Sorry!
Air Force One - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010
Revenge reviews
Ziva is killed and her killer is on the loose. Will Gibbs get him? Will he be betrayed? Is Ziva even dead? Swearing and violence. Possible major character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Bombarded reviews
A suicide bomber blows up inside NCIS headquarters. Why? Who will survive? The whole crew. Rated T for violence and swearing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
New Earth reviews
A meteor will slam into earth, with a zero percent survival rate.Ssome leave for a new life supporting planet. Unbenounced to them the planet is already inhabited; by humans. My first story, be cruel. Violence and swearing.
2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete