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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Yes, I just had to have these!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them nearly as much.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
There is no "I" in team, but there is a "ME" and "ME" is the same as "I".
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
Apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or Dad. or my older brother Colin. or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu, but i think it's Colin.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." I never knew sexy was gone.
Team Edward because of his patience
Team Carlisle because of his passion
Team Emmett because of his friendliness
Team Jasper because of his charisma
Team Esme because she cares
Team Rosalie because everyone wants what they can't have
Team Bella because we all want to find our Edward
Team Alice because she such a great friend
Team Renesmee because she's unique
Team Jacob because real men don't sparkle
Team Seth because... just because ;)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile
If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't like unweird people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
95 Percent Of Teens Would Have A Breakdown If they saw Miley Cyrus standing ontop of the Empire State Building about to jump,Copy and paste if your one of the 5 that will be yelling "JUMP JUMP!!"
If a random song has ever popped into your head for no reason at all- copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SundaySolis
You can say people learn from their mistakes... I don't. I learn by trying.
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.
don't love too much. don't trust too much. don't hope too much because that too much can hurt so much.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
learn from yesterday, life for today, hope for tomorrow.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
7 reasons Not to Mess with small children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
YOUR BOY SIDE
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games. [The don't exist in Aus... Devo!;(]
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on (sometimes)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything
You say vampire...
I say werewolf...
you say Robert Pattinson...
I say Taylor Lautner...
you say traditional vamps...
I say vegetarian vamps...
you say Volvo...
I say Rabbit...
you say Edward...
I say Jacob...
you say ice...
I say fire...
you say Carlisle Cullen...
I say Billy Black...
you say Breaking Dawn...
I say New Moon...
you say Team Edward...
I say go 'La push' yourself off a cliff!!
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity (because I don't have a job, and I can't drive yet only 3 more years some don't apply to me and possibly you but I've tried some of them and it's really funny to see some peoples reactions.)
1.At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7.Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8Don't use any punctuation
9.As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. (if u dont ur ded)
10.Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13.Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14.Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16.Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17.When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18.When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20.And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
16 Ways to Relieve Stress:
1. Shove 20 marshmellows up your nose and try sneezing them out.
2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa.
3. When someone tells you to have a nice day, tell them you have other plans.
4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done.
5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to
preschool as though nothing were wrong.
6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government.
7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic.
8. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
9. Drive to work in reverse.
10. Refresh yourself: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail.
11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to
12. Read the dictionary upside down to look for secret messages.
13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room.
14.write a short story using alphabet soup.
15. Stare at people through a fork and pretend they're in jail.
16. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
 The answer is L0OK AT 11
 Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
 Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
 First L0OK AT 2
 Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
 i just wanted to say hi
 What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
 Be patient L0OK AT 4
 This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
 I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
 Sorry L0OK AT 8
 Don't be getting a hype L0OK AT 10
 I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
 You must be really mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy , it doesn't
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The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!
tahts so cool.
If you could read that put it on your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid or annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have gone to someone's profile page, had to scroll down a mile to see their stories, got ticked off and cursed them internally, and nearly sent them flames, all because they had so many Copy and Pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the less than 1 percent that questions the legitimacy of such a fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried drugs. If you actually did research and found out that it was 47 percent at most, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever hit someone in the face with a pillow, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.
Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever done a really random Google search...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you love chocolate copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
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95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more gummy bears , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you dislike girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would change your name to Spider, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have any annoying siblings, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you play sports, copy and paste this to your profile
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My sister scratched me… it hurt…
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing… lol
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? The last two
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? EVERYTHING!!
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? In the morning… idk what time though
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? For my friend to forgive me
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? When life was easy
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My books and laptops and notebooks
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? OMG I just got measured today in the classroom… with a ruler… my friend did it, so it’s probably not very reliable, LOL. I’m around 5’4
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yes
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My ‘friend’
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I hate the smell of perfume
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Any hair color and green or Greyish-blue ;)
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Haven’t really thought about it…
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? MEATLOVERS!
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ice cream!!
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Uh… probably my ring I got on my 15th birthday
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes!!
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don’t really care…
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? A French poodle named Tyson and a Labrador named Tommy… yeah….
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I don’t think I could control it…
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Give them a hug! People say I give good hugs…
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 3
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Ashlee
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people betray you or spread rumors. Happened this week-.-
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF AUSTRALIA? Nope I want to though
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Science!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? No:/
37. FIRST JOB? Uh… im not sure….
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yes
40. WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Checking out a profile
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yes
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? That im funny
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? NOPE
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A gift card to barnes and noble!!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Four or five….
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don’t think so
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes
48. What Shampoos do you use? Uh… whatever’s in the store…
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yep… well sometimes.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami :)
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I have foot in mouth syndrome ;(
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Uh… high school musical…
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hopefully
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Cry in frustration and punch my pillow
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My cousin’s house!!
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Bratz
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 102
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Eugh, no!
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? yep
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? For him to treat me right
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Abee, Sunny, Randyy(For Random), Girliee, Baby Girl
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? A lott. All time low, mayday parade, taylor swift… I love music
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? The Voice
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Dafuq?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Intense chocolate
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Two weeks ago... I'm lazy…
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Passenger? 100 on a freeway.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes!
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Everything By Rob Blackledge
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Jackie!!
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Smile... and hair
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Remembering Sunday
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Haters
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown(looks copper in the sun
86. EYE COLOR? Brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Rudy’s
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? In Plain Sight
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Any vacation day…
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Not really, but I want to play the piano
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? neither. I'm not American
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both? (:
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? High Heels
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? No car at the moment
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Shadow Fall Novels
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: it’s complicated…
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
GOOD LUCK WORLD
Good Luck To Me... Sunday Tyler and Brady Devlin
I Love You, Loser... Sarah Beck and Paul Meraz
J.C. Lover... Maia Mae Cade and Ace Mathews
Just My Goddamned Luck... Wynter Levesque and Quil Ateara
Karma Sucks... Melanie Waters and Seth Clearwater
Blackest Night... Dylan Jackson and Jacob Black
Legacy of Avery-- Love... Avery Cade and Jacob Black
Legacy of Ciara-- Hope... Ciara Jordan and Quil Ateara
Legacy of Emma-- Strength... Emma Mason and Seth Clearwater
Legacy of Syrena-- Trust... Syrena Evans and Embry Call
Legacy of Maylee-- Bravery... Maylee Anderson and Paul Lahote
And... that's all.
*If i dont update for a while its because i have a bunch of hw and i have to study and i have a lot to do but i promise i'll try to update as soon as possible.