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List of fics I love that really stuck to my mind and I can't forget about:

- "A Blessing in Disguise" by Ms. Belikov - VA fic.
- "I Want You To Want Me" by The Perisher - Twilight fic.
- "The Prank War" by CrazyGirl47 - HP fic.
- "School Uniform" by Rose-Dimitri-Hathaway-Belikov - VA fic.
- "Code Name: Nanny" by xvampiree - Twilight fic.
- "Just A Harmless Joke" by CrazyGirl47 - HP fic.
- "Russian Swear Words" by Ms. Damon Salvatore - VA fic.
- "Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys" by Dobber17 - Twilight fic.
- "Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons" by Padfoot the Marauder - HP fic.
- "Can't Ignore" by Shadow-Kissed Roza - VA fic.
- "Fallen Angel" by Edwardsfallenangel - Twilight fic.
- "Roommates" ny rinny08 -HP fic.

My name is Tal.

I live in Israel.

I'm 20 yrs. old.

I have two sisters and a brother.

I have a dog.

I love to read.

I love music.

I'm quiet.

I serve in the Israeli army.

I get pissed off rather easily.

I love to fight with people about random things like about whether or not corn is a something you eat at supper or lunch. Or even who has the best pizza.

I love fan fiction.

I love Dimitri Belikov.

I can't sleep more than 4 hours without waking up. (that really sucks!)

He laughs when you ask him out -- You laugh when you bury the body.

When God gives you lemons -- Squeeze then in that fucker's eyes.

Friends are just like trees -- They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

When violence is not the answer -- You are asking the wrong question.

I have a crush on the following:

-Dimitri Belikov.
-Christian Ozera.
-Adrian Ivashkov.
-Emmet Cullen.
-Jasper Cullen.
-Carlisle Cullen.
-Jacob Black.
-Sam Uley.
-Paul Jenkines.
-Stefan Salvatore.
-Damon Salvatore.
-Shane from Morganville Vampires (I have no idea what is his last name.)
-Michael Glass.
-Cedric Diggory.
-Harry Potter.
-Draco Malfoy.
And a lot more that I don't remember right now...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, Vampire
Academy, Harry Potter or any other good book, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:
Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Emma-Masen-Cullen, Lily CullenSalvatore, I Love Dimitri Belikov,

Things PMS Stands For:

* Pass My Shutgun

* Psychotic Mood Swing

* Perpetual Munching Spree

* Puffy Mid-Section

* People Make me Sick

* Probide Me with Sweets

* Pardon My Sobbing

* Pimples May Surface

* Pass My Sweats

* Pissy Mood Syndrome

* Poor Men Suck

* Pack My Stuff

* Potential Murder Suspect

A teacher asks his students to punctuate this sentence:
"A woman without her man is nothing."
The men all write, "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women all write, "A woman! Without her, man is nothing."


Quotes From Vampire Academy:

"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.” -Rose.
"This is my time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session.” -Mason.
"Oh yeah?" I retorted. "Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.” -Rose.
"It's always a good a time to think about you naked," -Eddie, Vampire Academy.

"What? I just had my ass handed to me." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"Are you lost, little girl? The elementary school's over on west campus." -Rose.
"Don't you ever touch me again. You screw with me, I'll screw you right back." -Mia.
Oh man, what an opening that was. -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian, Vampire Academy.

"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian, Vampire Academy.

He laughed, and I was pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me. -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"Screw you." -Rose.
"Are you offering?" -Ralf.
"From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw." -Rose.
"Wow, you have changed. Last I remebered you weren't too picky about who you got naked with." -Ralf.
"And the last I remember, the only people you ever saw naked were on the internet." -Rose, Vampire Acadeny.

"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, Vampire Academy.

"We all have to do things we don't like. That's life." -Christian.
"What are you? An after school special?" -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"If you weren't so sphycotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian.
"Funny, I feel that way about you too." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster. -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"What's your name?" -Dr. Olendzki.
"What?" -Rose.
"Your name." -Dr. Olendzki.
"You know my name." -Rose.
"I want you to tell me." -Dr. Olendzki.
"Rose. Rose Hathaway." -Rose.
"Do you know your birthday?" -Dr. Olendzki.
"Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?" -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms." -Rose, Vampire Academy.

"Oh, man. Who pissed you off?" -Mason, Frostbite.

Good God, Men everywhere. -Rose, Frostbite.

"I need to get off the resort's property. They got Mia to use compulsion on the guards. I need you to do the same thing. I know you've practiced it." -Rose.
"I have. But...well...I'm not very good at it. And doing it on dhampirs is nearly impossible. Liss is a hundred times better than me. Or probably any Moroi." -Christian.
"I know. But I don't want her to get in trouble." -Rose.
"But you don't mind if I do?" -Christian.
"Not really." -Rose, Frostbite.

"You never looked so good Rose." -Christian, Frostbite.

“I can’t wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other’s hair, telling ghost stories…” -Christian, Shadow Kiss.

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other." -Christian.
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get in trouble if I say it in class." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Really good. I think you have a promising future as a house wife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars." -Rose.
"Funny that's exactly my dream." -Christian, Shadow Kiss.

"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." -Adrian.
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bitch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Then stop bitching and try again." -Rose.
"Hey no advice ghost girl." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"What do you think, little dhampir? I was pretty badass with that plant, wasn't I? Of course it would have been more badass if I'd, I dunno, helped an amputee grow a limb back. Or maybe separated Siamese twins. But that'll come with more practice." -Adrian.
"If you want some advice-which I'm sure you don't-you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks your moving in on Lissa." -Rose.
"What? Doesn't he know that my heart belongs to you?" -Adrian.
"It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him." -Rose.
"You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better." -Adrian.
"If you touch me, I'll provide you with the oppritunity to see if you can heal your self. Then we'd see how badass you really are." -Rose.
"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"I'm not jealous I'm just-" -Christian.
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Don't worry, little dhampir. You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll always be like sunshine to me." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss.

"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Oh man I didn't know you could kick into crazy mode even in dreams." -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"Are you insane?" Who was I kidding of course he was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"No," Dimitri interupted gently. "It won't happen to you. You're strong. You're so... so strong. It's why I love you." -Dimitri, Shadow Kiss.

"I did it because I love you," I said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. And really, it was. -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

I was sure he was going bring up some zen life lesson, but instead, he kissed me. -Rose, Shadow Kiss.

"You’re about to face down Strigoi, and my mother’s the one you’re scared of?" -Rose.
"She’s a forced to be reckoned with. Where do you think you got it from?" -Dimitri.
"It’s a wonder you bother with me then." -Rose.
"You’re worth it, believe me." -Dimitri, Shadow Kiss.

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. -Rose, Blood Promise.

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. -Rose, Blood Promise.

"I'll always love you." -Rose.
"That's what I was supposed to say..." -Dimitri, Blood Promise.

"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point. -Rose, Blood Promise.

"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose.
"What on Earth are you talking about?" -Janine, Blood Promise.

"Out of all the people who would attempt to rescue me I would never expected you two..." -Victor, Spirit Bound.

This is it, a small voice inside her head whispered. This is where I die. -Lissa, Spirit Bound.

"Because I need you to be bait for Rose." -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

"Eternity will be lonely without you..." -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

"There is no us, I already told you that." -Dimitri.
"And you know I'm not a very good listener." -Rose, Spirit Bound.

There's nothing more between you and me. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

I've given up on you. Love fades. Mine has. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

She wasn't Alone, I was with her all night. -Adrian, Spirit Bound.

Dont touch her, Stay back, They arent going to lying a hand on you. -Dimitri, Spirit Bound.

Twilight Quotes:

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." -Edward, Twilight.

"I tell you I can read minds and your you think you're the freak." -Edward, Twilight.

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving." -Edward, Twilight.

It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. -Alice, Twilight.

Stupid shiny volvo owner. -Bella, Twilight.

"Without the dark we would never see the stars." -Bella, Twilight.

"When life offers you a dream so far beyond you reach, its not reasonable enough to greive over it when it comes to an end" -Bella, Twilight.

"Death is easy, peacful. Life, is harder." -Bella, Twilight.

You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires. -Alice, New Moon.

How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? -Alice, New Moon.

"I am Switzerland." -Bella, Eclipse.

"This Hostage stuff is fun." -Alice, Eclipse.

"Bring on the suckles. I'm your prisoner!" -Bella, Eclipse.

"Life sucks, then you die" -Jacob, Eclipse.

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around. -Emmett, Eclipse.

"Fall down again Bella?" -Emmett.
"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face." -Bella, Eclipse.

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." -Edward, Eclipse.

You won't sleep with me until we're married? -Bella.
Technically I can't ever sleep with you. -Edward.
Very mature, Edward. -Bella, Eclipse.

"I love you. I want you. Right now." -Edward, Eclipse.

"I thought I wouldn't feel like this in a long time? But I still want you". -Bella, Breaking Dawn.

"I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." -Alice.
"Why don't you just tell me who wins?" -Edward.
"I do. Excellent." -Alice, Breaking Dawn.

"Over my pile of ashes." -Rosalie, Breaking Dawn.

Vampire Academy Quiz!

Who introduced you to the books?

My mother

Did you buy them, borrow them or have them given to you as gifts?

Bought them.

What is your dream ending to the series?

Dimitri and Rose get together, Adrian and Sydney get together, Mia and Eddie get together, Lissa and Christian stay together, Rose and Dimitri can have kids and everybody's happy!


Who is your favourite character?

Dimitri and Rose.

Who's your favourite Dhampir?

Look Above.

What's one of your favourite quotes of the stories?

"What's your name?"
"What?" I asked, squinting at the light.
"Your name." I reconized Dr. Olendzki peering over me.
"You know my name."
"I want you to tell me."
"Rose. Rose Hathaway."
"Do you know your birthday?"
"Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?"
Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off, taking the annoying light with her. "I think she's fine."


"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time."

What is your favourite Lissa and Rose moment?

The end of Shadow Kiss when Rose is going to leave but Lissa tries to stop her.

What was your favourite adventure/battle?

Rose fighting Dimitri at the fild experience.

Which book cover was your favourite?


Are these books among your favourite books of all?

They are my favorite books.

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Vampire Academy.

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kissed.

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

Shadow Kissed.

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?

They both piss me off but I'll have to say that Spirit Bound.

Who do you want to see with Rose most: Adrian or Dimitri?


Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?


Rose or Adrian?


Rose or Lissa?


Lissa or Adrian?


Rose or Mia?


Christian or Lissa?


Christian or Dimitri?


Stan or Kirova?

No one. They both piss me off.

Kirova or Alberta?


Adrian or Christian?


Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine Hathaway.

Lissa or Mia?


Eddie or Mason?


Anna or Vladmir?


Adrian or Mason?


Eddie or Christian?


Eddie or Adrian?


Dimitri or Adrian?


Mia or Jill?

Can't decide. Both.

Spirit or Fire?

Can't Decide. Both are so cool!

Whos the better villian: Blond strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?


Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir, of course!

He gave her 12 roses,

11 real and one fake,

and said,

"I'll love you until the last rose dies."

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Try Not To Cry:

Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did
What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight As',
I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,
But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,
He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny,
Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;
That I love him very much,
And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;
That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;
That she is the only now,
And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;
I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;
That they always were the best,
Mommy, I'm not the first,
I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;
I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this,
And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?
No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others,
Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;
I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor,
Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,
With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy, please remember,
I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack,
Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy;
On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress,
Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now,
The time is getting late,
Mommy tell my boyfriend,
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,
I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is,
"Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings--
If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it
on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the
memory of the innocent children

-If you wish you could go to St. Vladimir's Academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.

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AV - Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS - Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

DSISS - Damon Salvatore Is Sexy Syndrome


Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to put it!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the news.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it becomes a problem.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

You're intoxocated by my very presence.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do? kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a refree.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "horray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came killed those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don't you?"

I walk in the rain,
So no one sees me crying.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!!

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have DIMITRI!

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."


“I am sick of people having a near death experienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought.

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."

"If at first you don't success, redefine success."

F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit.

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"

"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't Remember Shit)

"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."

"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"

"If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic."

"You, off my planet."

“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”

"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

If you die, I'll kill you!


Don't steal, the government hates competition.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

"There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't"

"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".

"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."

I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

Homework is killing trees, stop the madness!

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet."

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.

Evil beware, we have waffles.

"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."

"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.

If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style.

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Make yourself at home... Clean my kitchen.

The silent ones are always the deadliest.

I’ll be dead before I die.

Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Fall Out Boy
You say prep
I say me myself and I
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Dimitri Belikov
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC (Well, they are both essential to my survival)

You wanna be Romeo and Juliet? Okay then. You and your boyfriend can go commit suicide together.

Suicide is a long term solution to a short term problem! Don't do it!!!

If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space!

Don’t mess with me, I know kung-fu, karate and 47 other dangerous words.

She's got him falling head over heels for her and I can't even get him to stumble...

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away...

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.
To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train.
To realise the value of ONE SECOND, ask someone who just avoided an accident.
To realise the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal at the Olympics.

You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

I got kicked out of the bookshop once for moving all the Bibles to the fiction section.

If vodka was water and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka's not water and I'm not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up.


1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Vampire Diaries (TV) Quotes!

Elena: I am not a believer. People are born, they grow old and die.

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn't tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: VERY much.

Damon: (on Stefan's journal) Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't roofy me

Damon: You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field... football reference! Too soon?

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so horny.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Damon: (to Vicki) You just don't wanna die, do you?

Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon: I say snatch, eat, erase!

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet

Vicki: Why do I need to pee? I thought I was dead.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Damon: Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Lexi: You'll rock her world so hard with your vamp sex, she'll be yours forever.

Damon: Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
Elena: It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.

Lexi: The famous Elena?
Elena: Towel girl.
Lexi: I've been called worse.

Damon: (on coffee) It does dead flesh good.

Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before

Damon: We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff

Damon: You have to be invited in.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Mayor Stratton: Do I look like a student?
Alaric: You look like a full-grown, alpha male douchebag.

Damon: I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

Bree: He is good in the sack, isn't he?

Elena: I saved your life.
Damon: I know.
Elena: And don't you forget it.

Damon: You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

Damon: You okay?
Elena: Don't pretend to care. I know you're gloating inside.

Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Damon: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

Damon: I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Damon: (to Anna) Damn, you're strong for a little thing

Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

Damon: I didn't compel you in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it.

Damon: How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

Damon: I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge.

Damon: Am I leaving anything out?
Alaric: The part where I try to kill you again, but this time I don't miss.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

Damon: If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Damon: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

Damon: I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Damon: Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Damon: You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?

Damon: You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

Damon: You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.

Damon: John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.

Damon: Nostalgia is a bitch.
Anna: If you're just gonna mock me, can you just move along?

Damon: I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Damon: Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.Damon: Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Damon: What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

John: What do you think your mother would say if she knew you were dating a vampire?
Elena: Which mother?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys.

Damon: Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon: I like being a living dead person.

Elena: I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.

Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.

Damon: It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.

Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.

Damon: Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.

Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Ropost it if you cried.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


Boy Girl

"Where have you been all my life?"
"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"
"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"
"Both. You go to yours, I go to mine."

"You're feisty, I like that."
"You're smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."
"My dad owns that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."
"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a female impersonator."

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?"

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

"So, wanna go back to my place ?"
"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."

"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

"I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

"I can tell that you want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

"Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."

"How did you get so beautiful?"
"I don't know, I must have gotten your share too."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm Prostitute who's had too many kids."

"Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Are you lost too? Cause I think Hell just sent out a 'Wanted sign'."

"Do you come here often?"
"Why, Do you come here often?"
"Damn, I can't come again, and I actually liked this place."

"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"Hi, I'm the police and I'm going to tell my partner that I just found a theif."

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"
"Only if you weren't on it."

"You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb."
"Then you should know I'm Australian and we have self destruct buttons."

"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
"Where? Your nuts?"

"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
"Oh, thank god. Where is he, I want to get that off my hands."

"You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right."
"There's probably a reason for that, like that your not the perfect guy."

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

A good or best friend!

A good friend remembers your name. A best friend forgets theirs and uses yours.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "You have seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch. Run!!!!"

A good friend will help you move on. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass for leaving you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry.

List any 12 character randomly.

1.Dimitri 2.Rose 3.Lissa 4.Adrian 5.Christian 6.Eddie 7.Janine 8.Alberta 9.Kirova 10.Mia 11.Stan 12.Jesse

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Eddie and Janine) No… But it will be so cool! I wonder what it will be about!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Adrian) Yes!!!!!!! But one (Dimitri) is hotter!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jessie got Alberta pregnant!! Wow I never saw that one coming!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, who would want to write a fic about Kirova?!?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Rose and Eddie) Um… No! They are so not for each other!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Christian/Mia because I don’t think Kirova is Christian's tipe consider that she is REALLY old!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Janine walked in on Rose and Jesse having sex uhhh she would scream at Rose, Rose will scream back and when Rose will go away she will kick Jesse's ass!

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Dimitri and Alberta? Um... maybe Alberta asked him out on a date and he politely declined. Or maybe he agreed, it can be SO funny!

9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Christian) Today about him and Rose falling in love.

10. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

"Dimitri and Janine are in a happy relationship until Kirova runs off with Janine. Dimitri, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Stan and a brief unhappy affair with Jesse, then follows the wise advice of Christian and finds true love with Lissa."

List any 12 character randomly.

1.Hermione Granger 2.Harry Potter 3.Draco Malfoy 4.Severus Snape 5.Minerva McGonagall 6. Ron Weasley 7.Nevill Longbottom 8.Bill Weasly 9.Molly Weasly 10.Albus Dumbledor 11.Pansy Parkinson 12.Ginny Weasly.

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Ron and Pansy) I don't think so... but maybe it's because I don't like Ron so I don't search for fics about him...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Snape) Yes!!!!!!! I LOVE dominating, powerful men!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Ginny got Bill pregnant... I would be soooooo wierd, since they are brother and sister, not to mention that it would be a miracle since she would get him pregnant. AND it would be one redhead baby.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, Molly isn't really a character people write whole fics revolving around her...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Harry and Ron) Um… Maybe... Although if we're getting Harry out of the closet, I'd rather he be with Draco Malfoy. They are perfect for each other!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Minerva/Molly or Minerva/Albus) Of course Minerva and Albus! If he wasn't still hung up on Gindelwald in the books they would have totally gotten together!!!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Neville walked in on Harry sleeping with Ginny... Hell, it probably DID happen. I assume he would blush, stutter, and run away...

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Hermione and Bill, YES! And it's brilliant! Although, admittedly, I love Hermione with anyone who isn't Ron!

9. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I don't think I've read a fic ABOUT Minerva... Only ones she was a secondary character...

10. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

"Hermione and Neville are in a happy relationship until Molly runs off with Neville. Hermione, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Pansy and a brief unhappy affair with Ginny, then follows the wise advice of Minerva and finds true love with Draco."

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die.

Reasons why I Love Dimitri Belikov:

1)who doesn't love a sexy Russian?

2)He didn't impregnate his girlfriend (cough cough you shouldn't have done that Edward!!)

3)He's wonderful to imagine talking to or being with when no one is watching :D (naughty thoughts right here)

4)Dimitri can kick ass (yes I'm pointing at you Adrian)

5)He makes you love Russia so much that if you lived in the US in 1950's you would get shunned

6)Dimitri makes us all want to believe that Vampire are real

7)Dimitri makes me believe in God (Russian God that is)

8)He's not a stalker like Edward and doesn't like watching people sleep when they don't know that they are there.

9)He's a ninja!

10)He makes you wonder what kind of dirty secrets he would have.

11)He makes you want to check out every single book that your library has about western novels.

12)He's HOT!

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best Friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friends:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell.
Best Friends: Already know not to tell.

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough.
Best Friends:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend.
Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his ass.

Friends: bail you outta jail.
Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song.

Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house.
Best Friends: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you.

Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
Best Friends: Are jumping right after you.

Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
Best Friends: are your weekend boarders.

Friends: are offended when you make fun of them.
Best Friends: kick your ass and all's forgiven.

Friends: are shy around your boyfriend.
Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine.

Friends: don't see you if you're sick.
Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone.

Friends: dare you to scream into the street.
Best Friends: dare you to go streaking.

Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Best Friends: are screaming and running with you.

Friends: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night.
Best Friends:Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process.

Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you.
Best Friends: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the shit out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend.

Friends: Ask why you're crying.
Best Friends: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, Psychoteenagegirl,Shinzu Kapu kapu, moosehugger, zeza101, MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,

You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Twilight-Lover908, MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,

To me, writing is more than a passtime or a way to express yourself. It's an escape, a way to forget your troubles and the troubles of the world around you. It's a way to live out things that would be almost impossible in the real world and do things that you wouldn't normally. To put yourself in someone else's shoes and to get away from the stress in your life. To just dissappear into a world you created and relax. Add your name if you agree that writing isn't just a way to kill time. MyImmortal01, Jackie Clearwater Voltarre, I Love Dimitri Belikov,


Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
When mom was your hero,
and dad was the boy you were gonna marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings,
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game,
and life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
Do not answer fictional characters' questions in public.
Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
Do not go out in public.
Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
Floor is slippery when wet.
Lake is slippery when dry.
Only talk to strangers you know.
Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
Kill them for security purposes.
Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
The men in white coats are not your friends.
Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
Always remember, um... um... Damn.
Train army of flying monkeys.
Goldfish don't like milk.
Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
Find out who invented the word "pianist".
People are staring at you.
So act insane.
People are weird, but not as weird as me.
Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
Never pet a burning dog.
Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
Naked men dig parkas.
Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
You know what would look good on you?
Immolated cockroaches.
Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
The size of Danny DeVito.
Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
Stalking is fun. Do it more.
Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
That way is rum.
Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
You cannot kill the snow.
The snow can kill you.
Grass can also kill you.
The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
Catch and castrate leprechaun.
HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
Staple paper in the middle of the page.
In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
Remember to kill HIM...
Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
Note reactions. Avoid parents.
The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
Eat the evidence.
But not if it's broken glass.
When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
Do tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
Stock up on ball point pens.
Learn to fly. Tell no one.
The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
Do not stick fingers into blender.
Blender... Bad... Ouch.
Blood loss is bad.
Find way to re-attatch fingers.
Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
Answer every question with a question.
Ask people what gender they are.
Note reactions.
Refer to people as "mortal".
Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
Start by drowning them in fire ants.
Find the creators of pop-up messages.
Kill them.
Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
Dunk head in boiling water.
Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch some marajiwana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and then they had a son.

Sex is a sensation
Caused by temptation
When a guy sticks his location
Into a girls destination
To increase population
For the next generation
Do you get my explanation
Or do you need a demonstration?

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.(Example: "Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.")
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I finished each of VA book in a day, and the fifth HP book in two days.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your mouth every morning in the mirror to see if you've growen fangs and can join the Vampire Academy.
You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you sparkle.
You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... And see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go

(Never been to walmart or whatever But I found this Helarious p.s can't spell lol)

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer



Blow Me (One Last Kiss)


Teach Me How To Dougie


Lady Marmelade


Everytime I...




Need You Now (That's so true!)


I Try


Sexy Bitch


What Goes Around Comes Around


Beautiful Liar


Cry (I really hope I won't dance this in my wedding. lol)




Like A Boy (What???)


I Kissed A Girl (Combined with the previous answer, I think my boyfriend and I need to have a conversation, ASAP!!)


Basket Case (HaHa so true!!)


Boyfriend (?!?!?!)


B-E-A-Utiful (Will I because I'm too beautiful? At least that's a bit comforting...)


Just A Little Bit (??)


Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Apperantly, I'm dead inside)


Happy Boys And Girls (Oh My God! What is going on?!?)


Walk Away (What does that means? Will I get married or not?)


Freckles (Umm... Not really...)

Boredm Busters

1. Try not to think about penguins.
2. Make prank calls
3. Look up a really hot celb on the web and drool over them
4.Try to find something for your BFF's next birthday.
5. Atempt knitting.
6. Write a list of boredm busters.
7. Listen to Bugy Malone's "My name is Talluah"
8. Look up Norman Bates
9. Email gradma
10. Update your blog.
11. Think how Dimka probably will be saved in Spirit Bound and feel happy.
12. Eat 6 spoons of suger and get hyper... you will find something to do... trust me.
13. Think of something funny your BFF said the otehr day.
14. Think about how cringy the fashion sense was in 1960
15. Drool over Ben Barnes.
16. Get Prince Caspian from your video store and spend 2:27:22 hours drooling over Ben Barnes.
17. Think about that guy in your math class who makes it hard to breathe right.
18. Try to imatate the bitch in your english class.
19. Try to immate Talluah
20. Write your aduiobigriphay about yourself
21. Write an emaressing bio about your BFF
22. Compare you and your BFF to Lissa and Rose.
23. Read the lust charm sence in Vampire Academy.
24. Stare at someone in your house.
25. Stare at your cat.
26. Change clothes.
27. Take a shower.
28. Wonder if I was trying to tell you something in the "Take a shower" idea.
29. Give your pet an interesting new haircut
30. Drop your cat from a high window, see if they land on all fours.
31. Let your dog chase after a car
32. Let him catch it

I messed up of my teenage life...

kissed someone before dating
gotten a phone taken away at school
gotten suspended
gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test (I didn't get caught ;-] )
arrived late to class more than 5 times
didn't do homework over 5 times
turned at least 3 projects in late
missed school just because you felt like it
sighed so loud you got kicked out of class
got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
text people during class
passed notes
threw stuff across the room
broke the dress code
took pictures during school hours
called someone during school hours
listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours
threw something at the teacher
went outside the classroom without permission
almost failed a class
ate food during class
gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
didn't take your stuff to school
given a teacher the finger when they werent looking
faked your parents signature
slept in class
cussed at your teacher
copied homework
got in trouble with the principle/vice principle

25 - Multiply by 3

Total- 75 lol!

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An Unexpected Malfoy by RiverWriter reviews
Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 297,215 - Reviews: 6772 - Favs: 8,486 - Follows: 10,821 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 9/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Broken Angel by Olivia Williams reviews
After Dimitri's love fades and Lissa's defection rose runs off in to the forest broken hearted. rose is different now she has wings and a brother felix
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 66,256 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/27/2022 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 278,367 - Reviews: 16251 - Favs: 8,038 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 8/15/2021 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,731 - Reviews: 12933 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 6,590 - Updated: 7/5/2021 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6226 - Favs: 11,304 - Follows: 3,636 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For The Only Hope by ausland reviews
Dumbledore wouldn't have left trouble magnet Harry Potter defenseless for years at Hogwarts. At thirteen Hermione becomes his protector, working and training with Severus, giving up her childhood to ensure Harry's safety. As times passes, Severus becomes teacher, mentor, friend, and eventually lover. A story of spies, plots, and love. M in Part Three. Winner of SSHG Best WIP Award.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 461,746 - Reviews: 3486 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 3/26/2021 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Caught in the Cabin by livelikemusic441 reviews
When Dimitri takes Rose to the cabin to calm her down, Alberta walks in on them and ushers them back to campus before the Strigoi attack. Dimitri survives, only for his and Rose's relationship to encounter problems of a different variety. Somebody inside St. Vlad's has found out their secret. Will they make it until graduation? **Now off Hiatus**
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,357 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/5/2021 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 330,123 - Reviews: 8586 - Favs: 19,418 - Follows: 22,139 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
4th of July Fun by CaRiNeSs reviews
The dhampirs go to the lake for a little 4th of July fun...mainly fluff but does have a plot...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,990 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
The Eagle's Nest by HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 307,210 - Reviews: 6329 - Favs: 8,106 - Follows: 5,570 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Rumor Has It by emiz.12 reviews
There's new gossip at St. Vladimir's. And Rose and Dimitri happen to be the center of it all.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,282 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Adrian I., Viktoria B. - Complete
Move Together by beavoicenotanecho reviews
*AKA "Boarders"*EDIT/REPOST* Bella, a restless teenager, has turned her gaze outward - beyond the borders of La Push. Enter Sam Uley, pillar of the community, who has amassed a notable following made up of La Push's young men. How will this snarky, yet fiercely loyal, teen handle the inescapable forces of fate that threaten to fix her in place? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,536 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/19/2020 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Sam
A Second Look by RiverWriter reviews
Her best friend's life was a mess and she would have done anything to make things better for him and his sons. So, when she found her former enemy in a similar situation her heart went out to him as well... and the beautiful blond baby in his arms didn't hurt his case. It was certainly enough for her to give him a second look.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,031 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 5,720 - Follows: 4,526 - Updated: 2/17/2020 - Published: 5/26/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18704 - Favs: 38,131 - Follows: 20,001 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Beginning of Everything by RiverWriter reviews
Draco extracted a box from his pocket and flipped it open to reveal the most exquisite ring Hermione had ever seen. She gasped. "No Granger, I meant I literally have a proposal for you," he held her gaze as he spoke. "What do you say? Marry me and help me put one over on the Ministry. I know you're dying to stick it to them." This is a fic which is ostensibly about a marriage law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,073 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 4/6/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Dimitri POV Vampire Academy by darcyalex reviews
Dimitri's point of view of Vampire Academy, and it's finally finished! I hope you enjoy reading my version of Dimitri :)
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,513 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/16/2019 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
Our Daughter Our Little Angel by T.RxD reviews
Dimitri takes Tasha's offer right after the battle at the Academy. Little did he know he was leaving much more than a heartbroken Rose...9 months later Rose gave birth to her little angel. What happens when Dimitri returns four years later?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,856 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Time Traveller by CatsAreCool reviews
When Harry's life is discovered to be in danger in the future, an older and wiser Hermione travels to the past to seek the help of a key Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 302 - Published: 3/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Expect the unexpected by steffy2106 reviews
Start end of Frosbite. AR/AU Dimitri tells Rose he regrets the kiss.She is heart broken. She decides to let go and have fun instead. A romance without strings, no feelings involved…but can you really control your heart? DxR,RxA. suck at summary sorry Read
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,831 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
In Plain Sight by RiverWriter reviews
Hermione is on holiday celebrating her best friend's birthday. It was just supposed to be a fun week away, but an alcohol fueled confession has her reconsidering what's been right in front of her since she was eleven years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,258 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 9/19/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
High school classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. Between truth or dare, streaking, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella ... what could possibly go wrong? ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 3412 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/5/2018 - Published: 3/14/2008
Mistakes Made in the Dark by TornBetweenSerpents reviews
Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,931 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5839 - Favs: 6,784 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,412 - Reviews: 9658 - Favs: 8,238 - Follows: 8,205 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fresh Start by gosteadyonme reviews
Bella can't choose between Edward & Jacob and now she knows why so she leaves Forks, WA. She eventually finds her way to Mystic Falls, VA. What awaits her there?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,172 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella
Fulfilling Duties by muzkbox reviews
What if Harry wasn't the one who spotted the doe that night in the forest of Dean?**A/U story that follows DH story line** Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,568 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Alone by shaunna100 reviews
Edward broke all of his limits, and slept with Bella. Now Edward is gone, and Bella is pregnant. She thinks she doesn't need Edward, but as the reality of having a baby sets in, she quickly realizes that she does need him. But will they ever reunite?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,206 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 9,609 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Brightest Black by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,018 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 6,056 - Follows: 3,945 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 284,480 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 4,632 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 2,647 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
The Courtship of Hermione Granger by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
Of all her friends, Hermione has always been the steady one more interested in her career. She has never been the leading lady, even in her own life. What happens when thanks to a new Ministry law, Hermione suddenly finds herself caught up with not only one serious suitor, but three? Who will she choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Oliver W., Blaise Z.
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,704 - Reviews: 13839 - Favs: 13,770 - Follows: 5,504 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Storm of Yesterday by ShayaLonnie reviews
Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 132,606 - Reviews: 7756 - Favs: 9,173 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] Marauders - Complete
Is it Fate? by Joleigh13 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have finally given in to each other. What happens when he & Lissa find Rose and Christian in a compromising position? What if Lissa starts rumors about them and they decide to leave? What happens 5 years later when they have to come back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,798 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 5,329 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4238 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,989 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 12349 - Favs: 22,163 - Follows: 14,626 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER EIGHT MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 12370 - Favs: 11,113 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style' by WIERD101 reviews
Okay this was different but couldn't make any more chapters so it's going back to the original plan. Okay the gang is playing truth or dare. Someone MAY die and someone MAY get expelled! HEHEHE! I'm evil I know! Please read it'll be worth while...I think
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010
Devolve by BetteNoire reviews
The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hardest of Hearts by Dareia reviews
Dimitri left for Tasha 17 years ago, leaving behind a pregnant Rose. Longer summary inside. Give it a try please.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Finding Home by Copper's Mama reviews
Snape/Hermione fic. Sequel to "Going Home". Samantha begins her first year at Hogwarts, but her House isn't the only surprise coming to the Granger-Snape family. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,854 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 303,382 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 6303 - Favs: 15,542 - Follows: 5,614 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Separation Makes Love Stronger by StoryAtTheBottomOfTheBottle reviews
Dimitri left Rose taking Tasha's offer. rose is sent away for brutal training so she can be the best. but dimitri reappears. what happens when rose has a hot young guy holding her hand, how will Dimitri react? OR how will rose react to dimitri R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
The Cure for Crupulus by kaitward reviews
Hermione Granger is infected with a deadly magical disease, and Draco Malfoy is the top healer of St. Mungo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,539 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 12/14/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 6,987 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Russian's worth the price I pay by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! She's a waitress with a bad attitude. He's a billionaire with a reputation of breaking hearts. When they unexpectedly reunite years later, sparks explode and old flames ignite. But Rose wants nothing to do with Dimitri. Can he win her back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,178 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Saving Me by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose is a victim and only known survivor of a serial kidnapper. While the police struggle to catch her captor, Rose knows he won't stop until he finds her again, forcing her to hire lethal bodyguard, Dimitri Belikov. Will he be able to save her?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,146 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Open your Eyes by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Sequel to 'A Blessing in Disguise.' Being engaged to the General at St. Augustine's Military Academy is tougher than Rose thought. Old flames and former enemies come back with vengeance. Will it destroy Dimitri and Rose? Or make them stronger?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,629 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Cop an Attitude by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! She's the main suspect in a Murder case. He's the hard-ass Cop. After arresting & interrogating Rose, Dimitri is forced to release the Criminal, putting the case in danger of turning cold. With no options left, he strikes an unusual bargain.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,522 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
A Blessing in Disguise by Ms. Belikov reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose Hathaway is a troubled teen sent to a private maximum security Military Academy. During her stay, she meets General Dimitri Belikov, who pushes and challenges Rose to her highest possible limits. Can she break through his tough exterior?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,362 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Girls Say the Darnest Things by Tina Redwood reviews
Take a peek into your Hogwarts girls' gossips in late night, mostly about boys we all know and love. Sexually explicit. THIS IS A COMEDY FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,012 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Elven Truths by Gildiril reviews
Mysterious powers and strange occurrences. Sometimes the unknown is more known that you'd think. Previously called shadow kissed rose.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,521 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Rose H.
Once Broken, Twice Loved by vampiregirl2808 reviews
They say you only really experience love once. Because you don't have any fears. Any pain. Any walls. They obviously didn't know Bella, who has been once broken, and is about to be twice loved. BxJ and BxP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Jacob, Paul
Jailbait by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Four years is not a big difference, unless it makes the relationship illegal. What happens when the youngest pack member imprints on Bella Swan? B/S Non-Cannon, OOC, Rated M. Beta s Tayjay and Jusobele
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 287,671 - Reviews: 5147 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Seth
White Blank Page by beavoicenotanecho reviews
They say that your Imprint is designed for you in every single way. Paul doesn't believe this or the fact that Bella Swan is his Imprint. Watch as these two seemingly ill-matched, but fated persons struggle with the ties that bind them together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 116,848 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Paul
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29689 - Favs: 32,568 - Follows: 19,950 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Famous by RuthlesslyYours reviews
Isabella Swan is one of the most famous celebrities in the world….But she's hiding an even bigger secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 507 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Then and Now by precious pixie reviews
2 years ago,Bella was the freak,with braces and acne.She's a famous model now.But she's back in Forks.Bigger and better.Will she be able to keep her career a secret to the people of Forks?What will they think when they find out the freaks a model?OOC,AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,031 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enigma by MadameRozaBelikova reviews
A year after Rose dies in LS, she is sent back to Earth as Lissa's bond mate, with one caveat. She can't tell anyone who she is. Waking up in the court's infirmary as a moroi princess was the last thing Rose expected and even more shocking is that her newly assigned guardian is none other than her former lover. Can Dimitri fall in love with her soul again despite her new status?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Epitaph by chem prof reviews
Hermione's explanation of the inscriptions on the tombstones in Godric's Hollow leads Harry to want something similar for Dobby's tombstone. Which leads to a revelation that changes the course of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 299 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4519 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Coats by ericastwilight reviews
She loves the holidays. He loathes them. As new neighbors, they have to learn to tolerate each other. The problem for Edward is that she's irresistible in red. Can she bring the Grinch around in time to save him from a lonely New Year?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,775 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,850 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4626 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
I'll be home for Christmas by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella Swan pulled the plug on the wedding juggernaut and ran. Reduced to short stays and voluntary isolation, she moves from place to place. The Volturi can't track her, but it doesn't mean they can't find her some other way. Human, she broke her promise to them. Depressed at Christmas, she meets an older man in a bar and he takes her home. Who is he? Why is she drawn to him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 187,789 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/8/2011 - [Bella, Joshua U.] [Angela, Jacob] - Complete
Send Not to Know by Subversa reviews
An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,401 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vinculum Protean by ImmortalObsession reviews
What starts out as a magical experiment becomes something quite nefarious as Hermione Granger becomes prisoner of her own mind, haunted by a dead boy who visits her when she dreams... AU/Rated M for lemons/Dark!Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just Can't Help Myself by keepcalmandreadhitchens reviews
Hermione's returned to her fifth year at Hogwarts to find herself lusting after the Potions Master. Rated M for the sex scenes. This is my first story, so please review if you like it! I just added another chapter, and am working on the fourth. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Love You Take by Subversa reviews
Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,713 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Everything starts with a bite by T1gerCat reviews
Edward leaves Bella after James bit her. She wakes up in Phoenix with only a note next to her. Charlie sends her to Renne. The plane breaks down on the way. Bella meets someone new. Time for a new life?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,116 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Bella, Tyler L. - Complete
Sanctuary by Olga George reviews
(Revised [Originally titled: 'The white house sanctuary']) Bella has grown up with a life of hardship. After the death of Renee, Charlie resorted to drinking and violence. However a young and scared Isabella Swan has always had a place to call sanctuary. A lovely abandoned house she found in the woods, until one day it wasn't as abandoned as she thought.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Past Awaits by Joleigh13 reviews
Dimiti leaves Rose to be Tasha's guardian, not knowing that Rose is pregnant. Lissa is mad at her so Rose leaves. What if 15 years later, she's summoned back to the Academy because it's in danger. What will happen when her past meets her present?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,660 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Random Rose by AVampireEclipse reviews
Just for fun! A story with a few laughs. What happens when Rose gets a little incredibly hyped up from sugar and caffeine? Can her friends try and control her before she gets into too much trouble? A complete stupid & random story. Rose is pretty OOC It's an absolute PARODY.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,853 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Rose H.
Fallen by jcmlove reviews
Rose gets injured one day at practice and is knocked out. When she awakes she is not the same girl and doesnt recall certain things and certain people. Can she find out the truth? rated M for possible languge/ other
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,749 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Silver Trio by ThereIsSuchAThingAsLove. x reviews
Rose and Albus are just as famous as their parents. Scorpius is just as famous – but for the wrong reasons. So when the three are finally eleven and beginning Hogwarts, they're bound to be enemies, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,926 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Miss Rose 'Belikov' Hathaway by FantasyGirl607 reviews
Rose is tired of being pushed by Dimitri and Lissa- so when they betray her, where will she go and what happened when she see's them again, how have things changed - can she forgive them and what has fate got in store for her PLEASE READ REVIEW - THANX
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,864 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Heart's Desire by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
When Blaise drags Draco into finding out who his "heart's desire" is, tensions rise when Hermione Granger's name shows up, and hearts don't desire who they should. Things get even worse when Blaise and Ginny decide to meddle. In this huge crazy mess, can this end well for anyone? New chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,941 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Say my name by Mrstrentreznor reviews
NM AU, one shot: Bella and Jake spend time together rebuilding the bikes she found. Sam is always there watching them both. Jake hates it but Bella… she remembers him finding her in the forest. Then at a party, Sam kisses her. Jake is furious, Bella intrigued. Why would Sam want her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 326 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Seventh Year Ball by Just Mione reviews
Seventh year. There is a ball, for seventh years only and the Head boy/girl have to open the dance with their dates. Sirius is alive. HGHP EPILOGUE IS UP! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,137 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Always by Mrstrentreznor reviews
NM AU, Bella has to stay at the rez as bait for Victoria. Jake and Paul are appointed as her guards. Paul was ordered by Sam to do it and he isn't happy about it. Bella is missing her visions of Edward and starts to do reckless things to see the vision of him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 292 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today by Badass Hathaway reviews
Rose wakes up to have one of the worst days ever. Everything about this day just pisses her off - so how will see handle it? Staff of St Vlad's fear for you life. Includes epic Novice vs. Guardian war and a special guest appearance from Stanna Montana!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Forgetting Him by Badass Hathaway reviews
How will Rose forget Dimitri once he leaves? Rose is strong and refuses to cry and mope. She turns to training as a mean to cope. What happends when she is assigned a new mentor? A hot, sexy new Mentor.. What happends when Dimitri eventually comes back?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
No Choice by glasscannon.lj reviews
New Moon AU. During Bella’s run in with Laurent, what if the wolves had shown up just a few minutes later? Those minutes change Bella's life forever, and she must learn to deal with the consequences. Nominated for two Twific Indie Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Corner of truth and love by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Jake told Bella at her wedding that she was crazy to be human on her honeymoon. What if he was right? What if the romantic, isolated island where they were alone together was the single worst place to be? How would all her human, school friends see it ten years later? BD, AU Warning for themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
New Life, New Start by MyCrazyHead reviews
When Jacob has an accident, Bella desides to leave Forks and move to Mistic Falls, but what happends when she meets Damon? Will Jacob feel betrayed if she falls for Damon? will he fight back? What if Edward also comes back? who will Bella choose?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,102 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19784 - Favs: 10,317 - Follows: 6,942 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Angels by lezonne reviews
All her life, Hermione's parents lectured her about being kind to the people she went to school with, as to avoid the trauma caused by school killings. She just never imaged her world would be ripped from her fingers by that same set of events entering the magical world. Rated for language/some slightly graphic scenes. Hints of romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,133 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Protecting the Dream by NoviceAdult reviews
Alternate ending to Shadow Kiss where Rose was able to save Dimitri from the Strigoi. They still have to finish out the school year and move to Court after Graduation. M-rated moments.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,679 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Christian O., Lissa D. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Who Would Have Thought? by xx-Lelly Ivashkov Ozera-xx reviews
What happens if Rose doesn't get Lissa after Graduation? But, got Christian instead? What happens if they start to fall for one another? This story is co-written with ATrueLoveStory. Hope you enjoy it!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
Isabella Marie Potter by AndiePotter-Snape reviews
Bella is the Girl Who Lived. Dursley's are a whole lot more abusive and Bella gets saved from them. NO HARRY! abused!Bella Full summary inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,916 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Simple as Cake by ChubbyBunny reviews
Severus has an intense liking of sweets... and other things... Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My New, Wonderful Love by AndiePotter-Snape reviews
It's sixth year. Hermiones headed to Potions, but is taken somewhere else. By who, though? It's some one we know and love! Well, I love him, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Souls of Courage by HermioneGranger1960 reviews
Lord Voldemort takes a sudden interest in Harry's friends, and Hermione agrees to do whatever is needed in order to ensure his safety. Snape must give her Occlumency lessons, and is later responsible for her safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 225,729 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unhuman Nature by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella and Paul have a hate/hate relationship. Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,710 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Forbidden Love by the-hunger-games-vampire reviews
this happens right after shadow kiss. Rose had saved Dimitri and they are starting to go public. but there is a problem that rose will face that will alter everything she wants. that problem involves Dimitri and he may not be that happy about this fact.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,853 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Unseemly Proposal by WanderingAround reviews
Originally by Sparx, this is the continuation of Draco and Hermione's love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,881 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Last Red Rose by Mandii.dimitriluver17 reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha thinking it was for the best. Rose is now 20 and has three year old twins. Dimitri is the father. Lissa and Christian are getting married what will happen when Dimitri and Tasha come back 3 years later.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,722 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6521 - Favs: 5,341 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Detention Adventures by Severuslover13 reviews
Hermione is in detention with Professor Snape. It is HG/SS. Is a role-play scenario created by two of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Odd One Out by BlueEyesBurning reviews
Bella is Richard and Mason Lockwood's younger sister, when Edward leaves, and Richard is pronounced dead, Bella has to swallow her grief and guilt and put on her big girl pants to revisit the town she never wanted to see again. Full sumary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,903 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Looper by Mrstrentreznor reviews
What if Bella's future self came back to warn her off? twilight AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Bella, Tyler] - Complete
Blue jeans and a white shirt by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bad boy Jake fascinates good girl Bella. Can she influence him or he will he win out? AH NM AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Two Sides of a Magnet by Mariico reviews
He had forever to live; she only had weeks. This is a story of a boy with many horcruxes, and a girl diagnosed with cancer. One who has nothing more than power and immortality, while the other has everything but time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,103 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why are you back? by VampGirl4EverandEver reviews
this is based as if Dimitri took Tashas offer and left Rose. but he comes back for a visit with Tasha after 4 years,What will he find out? How will Rose react? Will she tell him he has a 4 year old son? rubbish at summaries, first fanfic!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Surprise by Shira Lansys reviews
She honestly means every word she says to Harry. She'd never pursue a relationship like that. Which is why she's taken by surprise when she finds herself pressed up against a wall with thin lips pressing against hers and Professor Snape's hand down her knickers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 10,702 - Follows: 7,267 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered by allydlv reviews
Bella is destroyed when the Cullens leave, after Charlie gets a job offer in Virginia, they move to Mystic Falls to start over. Bella soon discovers that she can slowly mend her broken heart with the help of new friends. Set in New Moon. Slow burn.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 137,444 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Blackmail by Lucy Fullbuster reviews
Snape is doing his rounds on the fourth floor when he hears someone calling his name. He follows the sound and is shocked by his discovery. Absolutely not for children. HG/SS. OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Beg To Differ by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun. Severus overhears Hermione speculating about his personal life; he finds her opinion rather insulting and decides to let her know just how wrong she is. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
You by First Death 2 reviews
Rose runs after shadow kiss and uses her talents to become a singer, Lisa's favorite. When there is a competition, the prize: to meet the superstar yourself Lisa enters. What happens when the gangs sees rose, will they recognize her? What about her kids?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
This Shouldn't Happen by Enelya Elendil reviews
A four chapter story from 'Morganville Vampired book 1'. Mature content, see the rating if you are not of age, don't read.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Cheaters Suck! by DimitriRose4Ever14 reviews
After frostbite before shadow kiss. Rose and Dimitris relationship take a turn for the worst when he is found mackin on Tasha! lissa wont accept Rose's relationship choices and Rose is fed up! we dont own Vampire Academy or any characters
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Chasing The Sun by Loten reviews
AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 491,105 - Reviews: 9109 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Boxes of Chocolates by NoThisIsNotChelz reviews
AU: Charlie is abusive. Edward and Bella go to the same school. What happens when Edward falls in love...and what about Bella? And if Edward and Bella fall in love what happens to Charlie? Very Twisted in a GREAT way! Rated M for abuse!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,741 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dead Black Roses by linkkinparkk reviews
She believed they were meant to be together, but he deserted her regardless. She was left to pick up the pieces and resented him for letting her down. When they are reunited years later, it's going to take more than an apology for the trust to return.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Little Flip by remuslives reviews
The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,154 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Manipulation by suchipotter reviews
After Hermione finds Ron cheating on her, Hermione confidence is at an all-time low. Ginny decides to take matters into her own hands. Call backup, some sexy guys, a new wardrobe, maybe a massage, and get revenge on Ron at the same time. If I were Hermione, I'd be running right about... now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Audience Of One by UnbreakableVow7 reviews
This is a smutty one-shot between Professor Snape and Hermione Granger. In order to get the perfect Potions mark in her OWL's, Hermione protests she will do anything to Professor Snape – does she really mean anything? Read to find out how far she will go. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Chance by teamjacobrulez reviews
As the Cullens leave, a new family takes their place. They're not vampires, but not exactly human either. One of them in particular catches Bella's heart, but it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't allowed herself to throw it to him. Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
There's More To Just Reading In Libraries by UnbreakableVow7 reviews
Hermione and Severus cross paths when in Hogwarts library. After a bit of small talk, they soon explore there is more to libraries than just books, reading, whispering and evil stares from Madam Pince. This is rated M for a reason, a one-shot between our favourite Professor and student but with a small plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Did It Have To Be Her? by Archel-Always reviews
"No! No, no, no, no, no, NO! It's not supposed to happen this way!" "What'd you expect? 'Candles and romantic music?" He sneered, "C'mon. Let's get realistic kid." Kid. She was just a kid. She wasn't ready for this. Rated M for a reason. RAPE. Don't worry not by either of the twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
My Ruin by RZZMG reviews
The Veela within Theodore Nott wanted Hermione Granger, Gryffindor's Princess, for its Prima mate... and it would have her, no matter how it ruined them both in the end. HPRareFest 2012 entry. One-shot. Theodore Nott x Hermione Granger. Romance/Drama/Angst. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 4,534 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Something To Talk About by Alexis.Danaan reviews
It's crazy the kind of seeds a rumour can plant. EWE, rating for language and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerously in Love by Bee1982 reviews
Bella thought she had found everything in Edward Masen, but when he mysteriously vanishes from her life without a trace Bella has no choice but to move on. When Bella moves to Washington DC three years later her past comes back to hit her in the face with dangerous consequence's . AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,960 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bites and Kisses by madnessgirlxo reviews
Christian is getting fonder of Rose. To fond and he tells her about the 'twisted kiss' in Spokane. R & R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 10,822 - Follows: 5,296 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 12,326 - Follows: 6,322 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something More by rbsschess reviews
He wants her, has wanted her for years. Will his eyes finally be opened to all she is and can she be his Something More. My entry for the Driven to Desire Challenge - Third Place Public vote winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Inheritance by twilightluver001 reviews
Money. Respect. NYC. Edward Cullen had them all, being the grandson of Elizabeth Cullen. When out of nowhere came in Bella Swan, who saved Gran's life, his life began to go downhill. Now he was in danger of losing his most prized possession: his legacy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,542 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Meet the Family by rbsschess reviews
Edward needs a financee to take home to his family so he places a Craigslist as. Bella loses a bet and is forced to answer an ad. My entry to part II of the Craigslist Contest. I didn't win anything but I had fun with their banter. Thanks for reading.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 7,796 - Follows: 5,203 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS: Please, Don't Disown Me by aej325 reviews
"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10924 - Favs: 12,680 - Follows: 13,056 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,464 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Little Red After Dark by Luna Luce reviews
*New Moon* The Cullen's are gone and poor Bella is left all alone after Jake imprints-or so she thought she was alone. Every night the same wolf listens as she pours her heart out with song. Maybe he can be the one to heal her heart, if only she could just look him in the eyes. Embry/Bella, Mentioning of OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Embry, Bella - Complete
Back Home To Family by Daerwyn reviews
Adopted from Xx-Dhru-xX. Edward leaves Bella, but she isn't who the cullens think she is. None other than Sirius Black finds her a month later on halloween telling her some devastating news, her twin brother is dead. James. Sirius/Bella S/B
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,042 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Bella - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Hermione Granger, Mate of Draco Malfoy by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
"You're a...Veela?" I asked. Malfoy nodded. "Part-Veela." "This is completely mad! I can't be your mate! You hate me! I have a boyfriend!" "I can't change fate. You're my soulmate. You're destined for me. You're the only one who can save me, Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,899 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Bee1982 reviews
Join Bella in her million dollar life. All she wants is one night with sexy barman Edward, desired by every female who enter's Twilight nightclub, but Bella soon learns she is playing a dangerous game and may end up with more than she bargained for. R&R *Major angst warning*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 127,539 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Almost by BetteNoire reviews
Bat of the Dungeons, Professor Severus Snape is assigned to watch Gryffindor know-it-all Hermione Granger for the summer holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 154,093 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Damn Dress by midnightspy64 reviews
Just a oneshot between Rose and Dimitri. My first Lemon.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
She Sleeps by bcullen1026 reviews
What if Bella never recovered from the catatonic week after Edward left? What if Charlie couldn't take care of her? What happens when Edward comes back and can't find her? WARNING: This story contains both rape and physical abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,306 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Normal Vampire Life by littlemissoutofmyway reviews
Rose stops the blond from taking Dimitri. This is there life from that point on. Very funny. M scenes will be marked. What crazy things will Rose and the gang get into? And what about babies, a new girlfriend, and queens... All will be revealed!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 89,773 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Letter by Shelley421 reviews
When Dimitri leaves Rose after the attack, he doesn't know that he's leaving her with more than a broken heart. What happens when they meet again five years later in the most unexpected of places.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
This is My Wish by ericastwilight reviews
Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,652 - Reviews: 5049 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Way to the Headmaster's Heart by magalena reviews
Full Title: The Way to the Headmaster's Heart is Through His Hard Head. Can an accident bring together two people who have both wanted the same thing all along? Written as a bingo prize for christev for the LJ sshg exchange bingo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Love, You Die by WIERD101 reviews
Dimitri left me, Dimitri left me, was the only thing runnning through my head at the time. I loved him so much and he left me like I meant nothing to him. I turned 18 and I shoulc be celebrating with him not sitting in my room and crying...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rose H.
She's Mine by ericastwilight reviews
The promiscuous Edward Masen former mechanic now actor was seen at the latest place to be with none other than America's Sweetheart, Isabella Swan. AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,396 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wolfing Around by persephone-kore2593 reviews
Bella moves back to La Push to live with her father Charlie. A visit to her best friend Jake changes her life in a way she doesnt understand. well, until its explained to her and even then she thinks them crazy, until something happens to make her believe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 238,723 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Sam
Detention by TattooShadow reviews
Hermione ends up in a detention like no other and it changes everything between her and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Facebook Reunion by EternallyCullen reviews
28 year old English teacher, Bella Swan is dreading being dragged to her 10 year reunion with Alice; until a certain social networking site offers her a very welcome blast from the past... BxE, AH. M. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 142,621 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,366 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
It's always a rush when you're around by rinny08 reviews
Damon is pretty sure tonight isn't a date, despite all appearances to the contrary.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Best friends share everything by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 208,077 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Embry, Quil Jr. - Complete
Black Rose by writer0306 reviews
Rose pushes everyone she loves away b/c she's depressed. Dimitri leaves to guard Tasha; he leaves Rose pregnant. Several years later, Rose is suddenly kidnapped by Strigoi and Dimitri comes back to help rescue her...and everything begins to unravel...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 164,257 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Before Its All Gone by WildChildBornGood reviews
After the kiss between Rose and Dimitri in Frostbite things start to change. Dimitri doesn't treat her the same and Lissa gets carried away by rumors. What if all of a sudden Rose gets sick. Will things change or will it be the end for Rose?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,622 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Curiosity by use2b2t2 reviews
Hermione is left to teach Potions part time at Hogwarts as probation after she finds Ron cheating on her. Severus Snape finds himself wanting to kinow what the dunderhead threw away. HG/SS M for a reason. One mi date rape potion but not done by muggles. Had a review to add this warning. 2\22\20
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews
When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6966 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh My Veela! by Charmed Sweetly reviews
Warning: Veelas are strong, passionate and possessive. Don't get in the way. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,833 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Raiders by s nuttall reviews
Rose has had enough of Lissa and Dimitri ignoring her. After Dimitri is questioned by Hans, he tells them about the strigoi's hideouts and plans. A group of guardians are sent out to destroy them, and Rose is their leader. Will she ever return. Rated M
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,830 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Confessions on Hotel Paper by Moliver reviews
He said it would be hard, we both knew having a secret relationship would be difficult. Especially when he was in one of the world's most famous bands and I was just a nobody. We really had no idea as to just how hard it really would be. Shane & Mitchie
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,346 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
The love of my life by Always-Pottermore reviews
This is the Sequel to War: guardian Vs Novice. What happens when they start to live their lives, will everything go as planed. Will the Strigoi come back? Mainly about Rose and Dimitri...Includes babies, new love and old friends :D. Finished
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,052 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Nothing To Stay For by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
After Last Sacrifice, Rose, feeling rejected and unwanted, runs away from Court. She cuts off any contact with her friends and family, disappearing without a trace. And now the only man who can bring her back is the one who found her the first time...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,828 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 8067 - Favs: 10,901 - Follows: 4,716 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected Future by AJ-Ani Ohevet Otcha reviews
set in new moon edward never came back,bella tried suicide but failed,laurent changed her,she glows in the sun,shes now a lingerie model with a singing career on the side,what happens when she meets the cullens full summary inside better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,693 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who's the Daddy? by Diimoziiana reviews
Continued from the end of Shadow Kiss but there isn't a Strigoi attack, thank god! But Dimitri still leaves Rose - for Tasha. Even I wonder how he became so ... tasteless? So what happens when everyone is reunited at the academy after five long years ...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,857 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
No man does it all by himself by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Single Bella has a habit of dancing and singing this song to herself. Quil somehow secretly catches her doing so and just something about the way she *cough* performs, makes him attempt to make her his girlfriend. AU MA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Bella, Quil Jr.] Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Jake's Bella I think not by Hunting for Jasper reviews
Bella and Victoria were moving in circles. Victoria was goading her "Your just a human, how are going to hurt me?" her question was rhetorical. Bella grinned and lunged at Victoria phasing in mid air. One-shot turned story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Paul, Bella
All You Had to Do Was Ask by SpunkRansom225 reviews
Jacob has a naughty stash and Bella doesn't like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth by Mrstrentreznor reviews
A Christmas one shot. Izzy does a good deed and is rewarded with a wish. She makes a wish to see inside Paul's wolf mind. AU. My legal entry for the JBNP one shot competition. It got second prize.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/23/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Parental Guardian by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,198 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not by evil-vile-kitty reviews
Jacob introduces Bella and Seth, upon which Seth imprints on her. A few years later, Seth still hasn't told Bella or the pack. When he sees her again, will Seth be able to hold back his feelings for her? How does Bella feel? What about the pack? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Seth, Bella - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can We Make It by JenJenSon reviews
The trio is going back to Hogwarts to complete their 7th year after the final battle. Unfortunately the Ministry have decided to employ a Marriage Law and their lives are thrown off course again... 1st fic so give it a chance. Lemons/EWE/VERY OOC,NO DRAMA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,050 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Time Flies When We're Alone by dappledwishes reviews
Hermione and Draco get stuck together by hand. Literally. Will a few months time convert enemies to 'more than friends? Hogwarts 7th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5570 - Favs: 7,479 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 4,738 - Follows: 4,676 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Damn you, autocorrect! by Miss Baby reviews
My oneshot for the Fandom4LLS. Sometimes small mistakes can have big consequences. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glass houses by vampiregirl2808 reviews
Shane POV of Glasshouse. Get into Shanes head. Does he like Claire from the begin?What was he thinking when he kissed Claire? What does he do all day? Find out what kind of person he really is! I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Flying High by show.me.the.stars reviews
Time will be rewritten. SiriusHermione. [indefinite hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 141,831 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Stepping Aside For Love by mama4dukes reviews
After Bella saves Leah from the clutches of Victoria, Paul inadvertently imprints on Bella. Not wanting to stand in their way, Bella steps aside for the sake of their love. Did she make the right decision for herself and for Paul though?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 396 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Paul, Bella - Complete
Undying Love by Holly-SA-Cullen reviews
When Edward left in New Moon, Bella finds out she's pregnant. But carrying a vampire's baby isn't going to be easy! What will she do? Will she survive? Will she ever see Edward again? SM Pregnancy - AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,418 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella
Protected Memories by xMysterious Moonx reviews
After Edward left Bella, she was changed by an unknown vampire who watched the whole scene. As the change occur, she lost her memories. Now their paths has clashed again. How will the Cullen cope? Will Bella remember? Or were they destined to be apart? Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,678 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Wild One by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU world. Cullen free. Jake worries about his best friend. She's dating Paul and Jake knows Paul is not good for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Jacob, Bella] Paul - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13072 - Favs: 6,103 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
DropDead Gorgeous by Zmeyette reviews
Rose is the only one of her kind. She is ruthless and tough-Strigoi fear her. Many Moroi and dhampir are in quest to find out who she is but she's not going to let that happen. Full Summary inside. Please READ and REVIEW. rated M. CONTINUED
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 144,826 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Casper the friendly ghost by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella looks into a mirror on Halloween to see her future. MA AU; 2nd prize winner in the JBNP Howling Halloween one shot competition 2011
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/30/2011 - [Bella, Embry] - Complete
Hurt by Mrstrentreznor reviews
MA AU. What if Sam's wolf didn't like Emily? What if the wolf had attacked her, just after they imprinted, in an attempt to make her go away? What if an imprint abused the imprint bonds and ordered the wolf around? What if the man was forced to go along with it all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 82,573 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
Naughty Professor Cullen by KRay Cullen reviews
Bella gets a little dirty in the professor's office. Rated M for language and lemon-y-tastic lemons BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven out of hell by SPNlovur14 reviews
What happens when Dimitiri arrives at St. Vladimir boarding school and turns Rose's perfect life upside down? And will he choose right when heaven turns to hell? Read and find out. Cheesy I know! But its the best I got, give it a chance! P.S ALL HUMAN
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Rose H.
Turned way by xovampxo reviews
what if after frostbite Dimitri took tasha's offer Rose gets help for someone she didn't think could help what happens when dimitri comes back with tasha later and they have some big news
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,968 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rose H.
Preconceived Notions by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
A snowed in cabin. A best friend's brother that she never knew existed. Intensity. Inexperience. And leaving your preconceived notions behind. "Tell me you don't feel it. Tell me it's just me that wants this wants you,and I'll leave you alone." ExB Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,436 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Of The Boys by paperairplanes reviews
Bella has always been one of the boys...but what happens when she decides she wants more? What if she wants to be one of the girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13570 - Favs: 10,419 - Follows: 5,279 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dimitri's In Love With A Stripper by TeamJacobBitch reviews
Rose goes undercover for St. Vlads at a strip club that is supposedly run by Strigoi! Will she get the needed information to successfully stop them? R&R :D rated m cuz im paranoid! lol!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,842 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 3,563 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who Do You Think You Are? by sebsbadkitty reviews
Okay this is after Rose and Lissa graduate. Dimitri had left Rose right after graduation and not in a nice way. It's been three years and neither Rose nor Dimitri has seen each other... until now.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,938 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
It's Her by georgiegolightly reviews
Shane's point of view of when he and Claire met... CHILDHOOD MEMORIES EDITION!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Tripple Threat by LeahTheShe-Wolf reviews
What if Bella was Jacob's cousin, Bella Black? What if she was a famous model, actress, and dancer and she moved back to La Push? What if she got imprinted on and maybe turned into a wolf, to? Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bella, Paul
save my heart by krazygurl101 reviews
edward cheats with rose! bella and emmett are left empty hearted. but what happens when emmett spends a dark and stormy night with bella. will they ever look a each other the same. ps edward is alittle diffrent kinda mean and controlling. my first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9575 - Favs: 9,017 - Follows: 5,869 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A NEW START by Honey Bee 323 reviews
Sadly Dimitri Left with Tasha after he slept with Rose and now he's back.....with her and a little bundle of jow who may or may not be his? Please read it's my first Fanfic!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 8,035 - Follows: 3,051 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hard Way to Learn a Lesson by SpunkRansom225 reviews
Prompt: J & B are passing texts at their school to each other and both get caught. Both have to read the texts out loud in class. Suggestive language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
It All Started With Nettles by MeadowHayle reviews
Being forced to go on a mission with Hermione Granger to find a cure for a sickness, Severus Snape finds out something quite unexpected about his future. Adventure and Time Turner story. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Words I Couldn't Say by VampGurl82 reviews
"What about me? Who's going to ask about me when you could ask about Lissa?" I cried. Right now, I just wanted to be alone, but I knew I never could be. I would forever spend my life with the two people that betrayed me when I thought I could trust them.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,862 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Lissa D., Rose H.
Please Alice by Esmefan1 reviews
Set in NM. After Edward leaves,Bella starts emailing Alice. Everyday. Will Alice email back? What will Edward do when he finds out Bella wants to die? And whats up with Victoria? SEQUEL IS NOW UP! "THE BEAUTY IN ME"
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interception by sweetpeaj8 reviews
When Dimitiri leaves, Rose runs away. When she meets her 3 brothers, Nick, Jeremy, and Josef. When they form a band call Interception. It leads them back to St. Vlads for a party, but for who?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Rose H.
Blossoming Love by miss.salvatore1995 reviews
Edward never knew Bella's deepest secret, she is really a witch. When the Cullen's leave, Bella goes back to her real life at Hogwarts school where she faces danger, friendship, drama, and romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,937 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Draco M., Bella - Complete
Mistake by Mrstrentreznor reviews
set post BD. Bella Cullen realises she might have made a mistake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The places she used to play by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Leah runs away after Renesmee is born. Five years later, she comes back. MA for sex and language, AU, set post BD. Written for the JBNP summer in La Push one-shot contest. I know, I wrote three entries… got a little over the top there…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Leah, Sam] - Complete
It's La Push baby by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Rating: MA for language and sex written for the JBNP summer in La Push one-shot contest. Set in La Push but with original characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Mercy by Mrstrentreznor reviews
You may meet a stranger... especially if you like visiting graveyards. Original story.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
St Vladmir's Hilarious Game Night by YourAngelicVampyre reviews
Title sucks, I know. However, I really don't care... Well, anyways, it's basically just the characters playing games like Truth or Dare, I Never, and Spin the Bottle. Humor&Romance. Better than it sounds, I hope, anyways. xD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Poisoned by Fire by Eli Server reviews
After Edward leaves Bella she becomes close to Jacob and now she is reluctant to leave him to go to college. However, Jacob convinces her to go, but when she recognizes her professor will she be willing to stay? Will she have a choice? BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,824 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4691 - Favs: 8,982 - Follows: 4,685 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by SasuNarufan13 reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5802 - Favs: 6,623 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 5167 - Favs: 6,759 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 8,702 - Follows: 8,675 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life After Last Sacrifise by Sabri Belikova reviews
Lissa desides not to go to Leghid and focus on her queen dutties and Rose and Dimitri continue there reltionship and live together at court protecting Lissa and Christian:
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Time for Everything by Ayla Pascal reviews
A mysterious illness is sweeping through Hogwarts and the surrounding countryside. The only solution left for the founders is to seek help from the future. Salazar/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Hermione G., Salazar S. - Complete
Badass from the Beginning by VAfanforever reviews
This is a story about Rose being a badass from the beginning. It follows some of the same parts from the original Vampire Academy, but certain things about the world has changed. Please Read and Review :
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rose H.
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 8,213 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Love at first fight by Lucyferina reviews
COMPLETE. Bella arrives in Forks, Paul has not phased yet but he is close to. They meet and sparks fly, but she doesn't give him the time of the day. Follow Bella in figuring out how to be an imprintee to an angry but sexy werewolf.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,627 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Cuffed To You by ping-pongplayer reviews
Emmett & Bella hate each other, more than anything. When a new t.v. show Cuffed puts them together, cuffing them, things don't go as they seem. They have to be stuck together for a month. How will they feel when the month ends? AH Em/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,335 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Vampire Academy:Junior High by VampireFreak111 reviews
The VA characters are in junior high. What happens when they meet at the age of 14? Adrian's the new kid, Dimitri's the teacher, Christian's the lonely emo, and Rose and Lissa are best friends! Funny, all human. Read and Review please
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,864 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Pieces of Time by Hathaway711 reviews
HIATUS! In Frostbite Mason never came back for Rose. She still managed to kill and escape from the Strigoi but was forced to leave her old life behind. 3 yrs later, will Rose have to face those who thought she was gone forever? Full Summary inside. HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Crazy Games by WIERD101 reviews
This is a FFN where the gang gets together and plays some really weird, silly, stupid, funny and fun games and they someone may get expelled in later chapters! Set after SK and Dimitri never got turned...
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010
Random Vampires by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
What happens when Rose wins a contest to be on So Random? MADNESS! Set after book 3 in the VA series, Dimitri is still a Dhaphir. CHANNY!
Crossover - Vampire Academy & Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rose H., Sonny M.
New Beginnings: A Shadow Kissed Alternative Ending by crazyvampirefan reviews
Okay so I decide to write an alternative ending to Shadow Kissed I think it's going to be really good. R&R. flames will be laughed at! ; Kayla!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,227 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Pandora's Cauldron by ArsenicAngel reviews
After a detention with Professor Snape leaves her with questions, Hermione goes on a search to discover what drives her mysterious Potions Master. A search that leads her into a world of mastery and submission, and opens a Pandora's box between the two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,675 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Remember Who? by KaterinaBlaze reviews
When Dimitri takes Tasha's offer rose can't handle the heartbreak and turns to Adrian for help making him erase any memories of Dimitri from her mind. But what happens when Dimitri comes back for a wedding to find that Rose has no idea who he is?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,103 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10666 - Favs: 5,389 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Photographer by Nykiddo reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, Bella becomes a photographer. What happends when the Cullens show up as her clients?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Double Life by Alaina101 reviews
Bella Swan is the invisible girl at Forks high who is bullied by Edward. Little does everyone know that she is THE teen popstar ROXY whom everyone in the school adores! Rated M just in case! All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,064 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6744 - Favs: 7,446 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Closer to God by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella is alone after Edward has left and she decides to go out dancing. She meets a strong silent man and their first encounter is unforgettable, for more reasons than one. M AU Warning for language, underage drinking, teen sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 74,212 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Life is never ordinary by SmoresSweetie reviews
Elena finds out that she has a sister... however her sister has been through a very tramatic time and is now in a life changing part of life... Elena thought having a vampire as a boyfriend was complicated... she was so wrong.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Damon S.
Invincible by Forever.Forsaken.Angel reviews
"We've always been unstoppable...That is until now." Full Summary Inside. LxC & MxE, future RxD.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
In the Wings by Saritadreaming reviews
Bella is a disillusioned cheerleader who jumps off a cliff into the churning water below and gets more than she bargained for when she's saved by the man who's been waiting in the wings. Popularity doesn't always equal happiness. AH Won 2 SingleShotAwards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Its still just as hard by pearls1982 reviews
Set 5 years after SB. *warning spoilers*. Rose left and has been living in the Human world for almost 5 years now. Lissa needs her help. But when she gets back alot has changed that she didnt know about. Rated M for language.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute Outtakes by KitsuShel reviews
Outtakes and missing scenes from my story, Parachute. Rated M for possible strong language and lemons later in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,771 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010
Out of Control by B.Weber reviews
When Dimitri Belikov is sent to retrieve two teenage runaways, something does not go according to plan. Kept hostage by an exotic beauty, thrown in a world of twisted emotions, it'll be time to make his final decision.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,348 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Last sacrifice by sarahbelikovcullen reviews
This is how i think the last VA book may go. Disclaimer i dont own the characters just this plotline
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,749 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Ease My Pain by I.AdmireYourExpensiveTaste reviews
My version of how the wolf pack scene with Bella and the pack should've went. Imprinting! :D Now continued.Will be updated soon! Changed my pename I was orignally - xxxXXXDaughterOFArtemisXXXxxx I recently changed my pename.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,045 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Paul
Princess From Hell by Daughter of Mania reviews
Edward leaves Bella for a vampire, another vampire comes along and promises to help her, will she trust him? DISCLAIMER; I DONT OWN TWILIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,634 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Demetri, Bella
New News by brdi97 reviews
Dimitri visits his family for the first time since the... change. Of course, Rose, Lissa, and others come too. Will Dimitri's family accept him? And what happens when Rose gets captured by a group of strigoi?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Everything Can Change in the Blink of an Eye by AliRose2445 reviews
What would happen if Jasper decided to come back & protect Bella after all the Cullens left because of the birthday incident? Alice sees it all happening before they even leave. All the Cullen's are involved, it's mostly about all of them not just J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,755 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Aurora Potter: Book 1 by Evelyn Rose Marks reviews
Could you imagine Snape's reaction if Harry had actually been a girl and rather then look like James he was the spitting image of Lily Evans! Well, I had wondered and took it upon myself to write a fanficton and find out. Warnings: Child Abuse/ Rape/ AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,466 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
I Learned The Truth at Seventeen by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
On Hermione's 17th Birthday, she discovers that she is soul bonded to her Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Now they both must come to terms with being bonded together and learn to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,132 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
My New Life by Ms. Belikov reviews
Dimitri left Rose heartbroken when he disappeared after being restored to a dhampir. 3 years later, she's finally able to move on, find love, and start rebuilding her life once again. But that all changes when Dimitri shows up unexpectedly.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,769 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Never Been Kissed DISCONTINUED by boggydrunks reviews
Bella goes back to High School when she receives an undercover story. Edward, her past bully, is her teacher! What should she do when she falls in love with this new him, since he doesn't seem to recognize her and thinks that she's really a student?BxE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
One Will See Your Soul, One Will Save It by PowersPen reviews
Before taking a new assignment, Dimitri receives a letter from his grandmother claiming,"Two will enter your life. One will see your soul, the other will save it." Heeding his grandmother's warning, he takes a risk on Rose & becomes her mentor. VA in DPOV
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,679 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Dimitri B.
The Strike of the Golden Eyes by AmeliaIvashkov reviews
"What if you found out that you lost the one you loved the most and then you find out you didn't really lose anything at all but gained somthing so much more better. That's what happened to me" In trying to save Dimitri's life Rose lost hers.wait did she?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010
Dear Mason by Confused Yellow Stallion reviews
Letters to Mason from the VA characters. Going to be followed by letters to Adrian, Lissa, Dimitri, etc. Title is subject to change.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Rose H., Mason A.
Devil on the Run by busymommy reviews
Jasper's fiancee takes off after cleaning out his bank account and stealing his car. What happens when he follows her, picking up a hitchhiker on the way? AH/ rated M for language & lemons. 1st place Public Vote in 100Monkeys O/S Contest by Team FireandIce.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Sound Of Salvation by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward is a hostage negotiator with one hell of a night ahead of him. Bella is a hostage trapped inside a mall. They're both relying on each other to bring the ordeal to an end. All Human. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Heartbreak and Happiness by aleexmariee reviews
Dimitri and Rose have just slept together in the cabin, but what happens if the next morning Dimitri says he is leaving to be Tasha's guardian. What happens when she is faced with an unexpected problem, and Dimitri returns? R&R PLEASE Xx
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,142 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Second Chances Change Alot by Always-Pottermore reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha after they got together.. Rose was broken and left.. but three years later she is back and will she find put everything is not as it seems? Old romance that isn't old? After all soul mates aren't meant to be kept apart. DW RXD
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,739 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Say Goodbye by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Set in New Moon; Edward has left and not come back. Bella and Jake are just friends or that's what she keeps telling him. AU; M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Turned by xovampxo reviews
after the first book, Rose is set to stay with her father. Some stuff in Frostbite like her seeing ghost and about Mason has happened. What what will happen with Dimitri, Rose,Liss, and the others?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rose H.
Kissing Your Brother is Looked Down On in Society by SpunkRansom225 reviews
Bella and Jacob's relationship changes one afternoon when he catches a glimpse of her underwear. The tale of two teens trying and failing for some alone time. A one-shot turned three-shot. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
It's Christmas by TheOneAndOnlyBellaCullen reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Bella Swan is enjoying her last minute shopping, until she see's a homeless man in trouble. She insists on helping him, giving him some money and a place to sleep... After all, it's Christmas... But, is the man all he seems? O/S AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Snape gets a certain kind of deviant itch every once in a while, and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it...until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Place Downtown by Pbroken reviews
Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This is not the Right Time, is not the Right Day by Mandy Hathaway Baker reviews
After Dimitri said "love fades, mine has". Dimitri does something really wrong with… Lissa. Something that can make Rose sees Lissa in a entirely different way. Something that both Lissa and Dimitri will regret for the rest of their lives.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,816 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Key and the Mask by Lyla Calm reviews
When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are assigned as partners in Potions class, Hermione puts Draco in the hospital wing-and Dumbledore's finally had enough. To teach them to get along, he locks them in the Room of Requirement...for an entire weekend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,741 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
DON'T PRETEND YOU LOVE ME REVISED by Muggleborn-lp reviews
When Hermione's uncle suddenly visits Hogwarts, she asks her bestfriend to pretend to be her boyfriend. But what happens when Harry falls in love with her? Lots of fun with the whole gang. The marauders aren't spared either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Through It All by storylover18 reviews
Hermione gets sick and Harry and Ron show her that true friends are really there through it all. Sweet and cute frienship-type stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
I Dare You by 4SnowWolf reviews
A short kiss can go a long way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,902 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Twitch by AtticFan reviews
Who would've thought that using a time turner practically every day for a year would have consequences? Certainly not 13 year old Hermione Granger. Once she hits 7th year she finds out how wrong she was. Fairly AU. Read&Review if you please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Going Home by Copper's Mama reviews
A SS/HG fic. AU. Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. Snape is shocked to see the annoying brat with a child of her own, but no husband? Snape tries to figure out who the father is, romance ensues. Please read and review! Sequel's up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,235 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Better Man by refya reviews
Severus thinks he would be a more suitable suitor for Hermione than Ron. Crookshanks agrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Is he jealous yet? by hellodarinx reviews
Dimitri left and took Tasha's offer, now he's back and its time for a little jealous revenge from Rose with the help of the male population. twists and turns along the way, will there be a happy ending?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,471 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
After Shadow Kissed by kacmaryland reviews
This takes place after Shadow Kissed but Dimitri was never taken. They continue with their relationship but they have somethings to deal with, especially Rose. RxD
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,865 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
That's The Way of The World by High Times Contest reviews
An ordinary boarding school student is chosen by an extraordinary college man who introduces her to getting high & mind-blowing sex. Fun morphs into love and obsession, with jilted ex-lovers primed for sabotage. Can true love survive betrayal? HTC Entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Miracle by Lovee.Spell reviews
Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha. Rose is pregnant, 5 years later Dimitri comes back for Lissas wedding. what happens when strogoi attack?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,088 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Yes Mr McCarty by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Bella Swan is at an all girls boarding school, and totally in love with her teacher, Mr McCarty, what happens when he finds her out late at night, reading a dirty book? Mild lemons, and light Bdsm kinda
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
I'm Back by HeIsTheSunAndITheMoon reviews
She left 3 years ago pregnant to start over, and she became a famous model. Now she's back to the wedding of an old friend and has to face all of her old friends and Dimitri. But he's not alone, he has a kid and a Moroi by his side. Oh uh, what happened?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is but a Memory by Domysticated reviews
You were gorgeous, mysterious, haunted. I wanted to save you; I wanted to give you something you would take with you forever. I didn't know I was giving you my life. Written for the Pick a Pic challenge, now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dumping Douches for Dates by Pistachios95 reviews
Example for Blind Date Challenge. Emmett sets Edward up on a blind date with Tanya. While waiting for Tanya, he meets a beautiful brunette. Will he ditch his date for this beauty? BxE/AH/Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. *sigh* I guess I'll just daydream.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remeberance by localisedmorphia reviews
Christian has a bad head injury and Lissa heals him. Lissa passes all the badness onto Rose and Rose forgets everything that happened after the crash that killed Lissas family. . .even Dimitri.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Lissa D., Rose H.
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
No Regrets by breakingtwilight15 reviews
This is a story that takes place during frostbite .Rose gets tired of Dimitri constantly pushing her away.she never minded it before but what happens when Adrian changes that by being Adrian.R&R characters are Richelle Meads.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,960 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H.
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17988 - Favs: 12,665 - Follows: 6,172 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbeat by Machiavellian42 reviews
Ron's snogging Lav Lav, Harry's snogging Ginny, and Pansy Parkinson is an annoying stalker. Draco and Hermione find comfort and maybe even love in each other. Mostly cannon, takes place during 6th year,
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Words, Eight Letters by Lima Heights Adjacent reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Or, at least, that's what the other thought. What will it finally take for them to realize that they were made for each other? Just three little words, eight simple letters. It'll just take a while to get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,051 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
These Days by DestroyTheStorm reviews
Bella lives with her dad and brother Emmett in forks at the age of 17 she is clumsy and gets bullied everyday. Her tormenter Edward Cullen. He is friends with her brother and told her if she tells him he will make her life a lot worse. One day it does. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,065 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Spank Me! by FunkoFictionSlut95 reviews
A fun little OS based 1 year after BD, Bella & the girls are doing the last minute rounds when they come across a little lingerie shop; what will they find in there? & what will the boy's think when they receive their presents. Friendship&Humor - R/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Story Of A Girl by xoxoisabella17 reviews
Bella moves back to Forks to be with her father. What happens when the school player makes her his next chase? This time around Forks isnt as boring as it seems.. OOC. AllHuman
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Detention by Monilala reviews
What will happen when Draco and Hermione are thrown togther in detention?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,053 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Being A Sister by waiting4thefairytale reviews
After Renee dies, Bella finds out she is adopted. She ends up moving in with her new brother Paul and living her new found life. But what happens when the guys begin to phase? And Sam imprints on her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,550 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Sam - Complete
You Found Me by StopTheMadness reviews
After trying to kill herself twice and being saved Bella has had enough and decided to go to the Volturi for death- where no one can save her. But what if she find something other then death?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,690 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Demetri
What Are You Doing Here? by remuslives reviews
Who will Charlie dream of under the influence of Patended Daydream Charms? Hermione, of course. Birthday fic for SBlackisi! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Love Will Find A Way by galnkay reviews
"Hermione, tonight something very bad is going to happen. If things turn for the worst, and I lose you somehow...I need to know that you will always love me." -Set in the sixth year. Smutty.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Control by dangerousanimals reviews
Okay, so this is set somewhere before the end of Spirit Bound I guess. Rose believes that Dimitri still loves her and she plans to break his self control . . . Please R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rose H.
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 4558 - Favs: 5,396 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4932 - Favs: 7,021 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Kiss with a fist by Dareia reviews
Dimitri left, Lissa is worried to sick, Rose is about to lose it. Heated trainings, jealousy, anger, hurt, parties, alcohol. What can Dimitri do when he's back and what can come out of this mess? Longer summary inside. Thanks for reading. REVIEW, PLEASE.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
School Uniform by internet no work reviews
St. Vladimir's gets a uniform. Something new happens every day at the academy. Rose and Dimitri are finally together.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,264 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I Have A Secret by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione has a secret! She used Polyjuice potion to get over the crush she could never have. Now she has a new interest that is even more impossible. Can she get the hair she needs? What happens when she gets caught by the blond she's after? rated MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,581 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Slut Or Maiden? by Nicole Blaire reviews
Bella Swan is new to Forks High and she's too nice for her own good. When she finds out that her friend Seth is being bullied, things change. So when he asks her a BIG favor, what will she be willing to give up to help him? M for lemons and lang REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,965 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innuendos of Rose by OrtonFan reviews
Rose decides to have a little fun by throwing out some sexual innuendos at Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Just So You Know by BelleOfSummer reviews
"Yes, I'm so jealous… I'm so bloody jealous because you're too damn pretty." *COMPLETE!* Long one shot Draco/Hermione/Blaise -Now with a Beta-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Moving On by Lydia Irving reviews
Dimitri left five years ago to be Tasha's gaurdian, but when he comes for a visit determined to get some closure he gets a suprise. Told in several POVs, rated T just to be safe. I know this has been done before but no two are the same, right?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,176 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Black Dahlia Huntress by Sea of Topaz reviews
Bella has a bro Emmett. He's 13 yr older & lives with Charlie. When Bellas 7 he & friends go hiking and are never seen again. Bella happens upon events that lead her to a strange meeting with several familiar faces. Bella's a little more than human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
She's Back by ThereIsSuchAThingAsLove. x reviews
Nearly three years ago, Rose Weasley was so badly harmed after a 'prank' by the Slytherins that she had to leave Hogwarts, leaving her younger cousins Lily and Lucy severely upset. But when she returns to Hogwarts… well, things get a little interesting… ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,239 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 3,631 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 11,219 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew What A Box Of Books Could Do by HarryPotter7881 reviews
The day before Bella leaves for forks she gets four books Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn but when Bella gets to forks knowing everything and the Cullens know nothing what will she do? Much Better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dear Roza, From the Outside Looking in by TT96 reviews
When Dimitri finds Rose in Portland, what does he see? A rebellious teenage girl? Or a well-trained fighter? What does he see that captures his interest and his heart so much? Does he ever contact Rose, letting these newly-found feelings off his chest?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Breaking Apart by SkilledCoolHwip reviews
When Edward doesn't come back, Victoria changes Bella. What happens when they are reunited? And who is Chris? It's gonna get crazy, so hang on for a wild ride! NOTE this story is not 'bad' enough for an M rating, but there is swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Back to Hell, Time for Revenge by NeverOkayIPromise reviews
Bella was bullied by Edward and his friends.One day it becomes too much and she Moves to Phoenix to live with her Mum.When she is sent back she plans to get her revenge.Will anyone recognise her? Why was she sent back? All Human. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Bella
What Can I Say? by DarkDaughter1318 reviews
Dimitri broke Rose's heart when he left her for Tasha. Now, Rose has other things to focus on. With a new mentor, her friends, and a surprise trip to visit Christian's Aunt Tasha for the holidays, things are bound to get a bit crazy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,389 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by omgsigh reviews
"I watched her figure fade softer until she was gone, just like that, out of my life." As a kid, Adrian had a hope of marrying a young Rose. Now, 12 years later, will new Romance spark, or will his childhood dream come crashing to a fiery end? IN HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Adrian I., Rose H.
the new rose by minnibrooke01 reviews
Dimitri left Rose for Tasha. Rose starts to rebel, and a new badass is born she is strong she is powerful she is broken she is Rose Hathaway, and this is her story!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Rose H.
My Only Hope: Shadow Kiss Alternate Ending by Ali-Is-In-Wonderland reviews
My sequal. What happens when Rose is stuck in a coma? Adrian turns Strigoi? Read to find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
How To Get An A by The-May-Of-Brianna reviews
My Names Bella Swan, Mr Cullen is my creative writing teacher, he is perfection its self, to bad he cant stand my mere presence. Teacher Edward/Student Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by georginacastleorpington reviews
When Rose Weasley's boyfriend breaks up with her, her cousins come up with the ultimate plot to make him jealous - a fake relationship, with none other than Scorpius Malfoy aka. the guy she's sworn to hate . RW&SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
War Guardians Vs Novices Style by Sair-Roza-Belikov reviews
Guardians Vs Novices; This is a story about the novcies getting back at the guardians. Rose and Dimitri will try and break each other, but who will win? Fluff and M scenes will be marked, if there is any. SB
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Don't Judge a Book by its Cover by remuslives reviews
Hermione's reading and Remus can't stand not knowing what it is. Birthday fic for Lmfao.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Remember Me by IsaKassees reviews
"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,534 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing Mommy by MoonlitStares-03 reviews
Bella's having zero luck in job-hunting. But when little Renesmee mistakes her for being her long-lost mommy, her daddy Edward Cullen offers Bella money to pretend for a month. In this situation, can Bella act both mommy and wife?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cries Of Thunder by Endangered-Dhampir reviews
It's the same actually. Dimitri leaves to protect Tasha and Rose breaks down. But not for long...as her finals are coming nearer so is the visit of Tasha and Dimitri. And Dimitri is up for a surprise since this Rose is fiercer and more dangerous.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,674 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Rose H.
Fading Hope by Heartkay reviews
After a fight Rose memory vanishes, including everything about Dimitri. While Rose connects the pieces to her life, St.Vlad Students start going missing and Strigoi start appearing and they want one thing, Rose. Dimitri must protect Rose b 4 it's to late.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Jesse's Girl: A Collection of OneShots by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Dimitri Belikov, a loyal, dedicated guardian, has happily given his life to protect his charge, putting him first. But when Jesse Zeklos brings home his new girlfriend, the competition begins.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Who says High School was easy? by MairaBelikov14 reviews
Another Dimitri left Rose for Tasha's offer story but Mason lived in this one, Full summary inside and please do give me a chance and read it, Please and Thank you
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose H.
In Bed With Remus Lupin by GreenEyedBabe reviews
After Slughorn's party, Remus wakes up hungover and stark naked. Realizing that he's slept with Hermione, who is his best and only real friend these days, he runs and hides out of fear of her regretting their drunken night together. One-shot. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Need by Pbroken reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends and roommates for four years, but now Edward is the only one in the apartment they used to share. What happened that made Bella leave and is she ever coming back? AU/AH Dirty Edward One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desolate Pasts and Hopeful Futures by MissMonnicaElectronica reviews
Bella moves to Forks to start fresh. There she meets Edward, a boy whom is the school loser and bullied on a daily basis. Bella sets out to save him from a life of living hell, but in the mean time Edward attempts to save her, too. Lemons, AU, AH, OOCish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,947 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Broken Tires by Sammy1997 reviews
After Edward and Bella visit Renee, they come back to school. Unfortunately, an unexpected person shows up, making Bella choose to tell her secret to the Cullens or not. Bella/Edward One-Shot for now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella - Complete
To Save A Life by Sammy1997 reviews
When Edward begins to force Bella to have an abortion to save her life, she calls for the one person that she never thought she would need again, her brother. Bella/Edward. Please Read. One- Shot for now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella - Complete
Scars by astarte-lydianna reviews
After the Cullens left Forks a lot happened and when Bella runs into a certain blonde Cullen again it it gives them both a chance to make the scars fade. And a chance to bring the family back together. Bella/Jasper *Revised!* *New Chapter up!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by Colossal Titan's Hoe reviews
Dimitri leaves Rose for Tasha. When Rose goes to Lissa for support, Lissa pushes her away for hiding this from her. Aqua, Dimka's cousin moves to California with Rose to start a new life. What happens when, 18 years later, they meet again? R&R OC OOC AU
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,554 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Когда я говорю подпрыгни, выспрашиваете как высоко by RiRi17 reviews
Rose goes to a training session with Dimitri, walking in on something unexpexted. Title means: When I Say Jump You Say How High. Absolute no continuation. One shot only.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Darke Academy by NightLark reviews
Phil insists Bella goes to a boarding school to get her out of the way. but this isn't a regular boarding school. this is an exclusive all boy vampire school. the girls are only there for one reason. Rated M for lemons later .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Day at the Mall by UConfuseMe reviews
Damon decides him and Bonnie need to have a little more bonding time after he pisses her off. And what else makes a girl more happier than shopping? Bamon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Deeper by remuslives reviews
Hermione gets seduced by Fred and George, not that she's complaining. Winner of the Twin Exchange October 2010 Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Ignore by Shadow-Kissed Roza reviews
Dimitri is trying to deny his feelings towards Rose. But when Rose can't do the same what happens when she starts getting a little to close to Adrian. What will Dimitri do when he starts to get jealous? Alot more happens so R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,111 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Fading Light by krazykat144 reviews
Bella has been stalked for the past three months. Her stalker finally kidnaps her and he holds her captive for a year. Why does he let her go? What does he do to her? B Rated M for rape, kidnap and abuse. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Points For Honesty by zoe roe reviews
Bella has no choice but to move to Forks to live with her Uncle Charlie. While her past haunts her, she meets the people who may be able to set her free. Em/B. Ed/R. J/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,912 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Emmett, Bella
She's A Mystery by Reader4Lyfe reviews
Bella has been beaten for most of her life by Charlie. He sends her away to a boarding school in Phoenix. Will she find someone to rescue her from her horrible nightmares and help her heal? Will she find love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,671 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Known by magicaltears reviews
Ever have a life changing moment? I did when I was 13. I grew up with my parents Renee and Charlie and my friends the Cullens...until I was 13...That's the day I was kidnapped.BPOV.AH. What happens to Bella when she finds her family again. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,777 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
If Bella Answered the Phone by hkm reviews
Begins with Bella answering the phone when Edward calls in New Moon. Goes AU from there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,383 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 5,005 - Follows: 5,000 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
My Heart by teamjacobrulez reviews
Devastated by his infidelity, she chooses to move on from Edward. She confides in the arms of a new vampire coven, one that truly becomes her family. After 200 years of pure bliss, she comes across the Cullens once again and Edward wants her back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,350 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
I'm in Love with a Rockstar by teamjacobrulez reviews
In hopes of forgetting 'him,' Bella moves back to Florida for a fresh start. Cocky and arrogant Blake Stone rocks into her life. She knew that rockstars were bad news but for some reason she just couldn't pull away. He was just the distraction she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,159 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
You Left Me by Gracii-D4R reviews
Dimitri didn't get turned but he left Rose to take Tasha up on her offer. 4 years later things get complicated when he returns and finds many things have changed, including an addition to the group that looks a lot like him *COMPLETE*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Odyssean Love by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan is just your average girl, trying to get through life peacefully. One day, out of the blue, she is told that she is the biological daughter of Carlisle Cullen, the richest and perhaps the most powerful man in USA. What will come her way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 2/14/2008
One Way Or Another by ForsakenValkyrie7 reviews
Spirit Bound spoiler. After Dimitri is being questioned by Reece, Rose expresses her feelings to both Dimitri and Lissa and she's NOT happy. Rose storms out of the Court, only to run into a Strigoi. She gets turned. Will she be saved? Or stay Strigoi?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,753 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2476 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Under Covers by midnightspy64 reviews
Set after SK, Dimitri not turned. The Guardians recruit Rose to go undercover in a strip club run by strigoi that is threatiningly close to the court. R&D. Lemons and other adult themes. Summary sucks like always.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Been Here All Along by help-me-think-of-a-name reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were five years old. Bella's on the chess team, in the marching band and gets straight A's in every subject. Edward's captain of the football team and 'Mr Popular'. Will they ever be together? AH OOC R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17802 - Favs: 12,448 - Follows: 5,293 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling for a Superstar by DareToDream17 reviews
Bella is dragged along to see the famous Cullen Brothers in concert and even worse, meet them. Things do not go as she plans when she makes a big entrance and catches a certain superstar's eye. The arrogant superstar finally meets his match.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,245 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Life of a Dream Stalker by SeverusSaidAlways reviews
*Previously called 'Adrian's POV'* A collection of chapters from Frostbite, Shadow Kissed, and Blood Promise, all from Adrian's POV! Rose and Dimitri's POV have been done before, so why not a story from our favorite Moroi! NEW OWNER OF STORY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Adrian I. - Complete
This Is Not My Life Outtakes by IsaKassees reviews
Various outtakes from TINML. Must read TINML first to understand. Will add as the story progresses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thorns on a Rosalie by The Perisher reviews
One-Shot companion piece to I Want You To Want Me taking a glance of the life of Rosalie Hale. Come inside of the mind of Forks High's self-absorbed, ditzy cheerleader. Nothing is what it seems. Takes place during the events of Chapter 28/29.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Rosalie - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2374 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy Volturi by VainVamp reviews
Edward left Bella. Bella was changed and she joins the Volturi. Edward's backs. What happens? -PERMANENT HIATUS-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,031 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hothead and His Imprint by Sabi'sSookie reviews
A hot-headed wolf and a broken girl. The confrontation between Bella and the wolves takes a different turn. Can a vampire-hating werewolf love a vampire-loving human? Even if she's his imprint?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,676 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Dressing Up by bellapouts reviews
Emmett Cullen decides to throw a dress up party for his birthday. However, with the vampiric Cullen's there, it's definitely not going to be a normal dress up party... The results are both humorous and chaotic. : Don't let the summary throw you off.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Emmett
Vampire Academy Karoake by ButterflyMorbid reviews
St.Vlad's had a karoake/talent show. What happens when Lissa drags Rose to it? After FrostBite but Tasha is still there. Originally a one-shot but continued. Rated M for cussing, slight violence, and fluff. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Newton's a goner by bellapouts reviews
Sequel to Evil Little Prankster. The Cullen's are out to get Mike Newton's big brother Nick who wants to claim Bella for himself. He teams up with Jacob and Jessica to bring down the Cullen's. And so begins an all out prank war...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! by bellapouts reviews
Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lauren, Bella
Fixation by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Edward has a dirty secret. Bella is invisible. One strange day brings them together. One-shot entry for AwkWard contest. AH, E/B, flangst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Who invited her to crash my party by ChellaVampa reviews
When Tasha keeps showing up ruining Rose and Dimitri's moment will Rose do a little... payback? -Short Story- Title has changed from Rose doesnt like when chicks want her man!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
truth or dare! by rockstar87 reviews
ok so i was bored, decided to write this title self explanotory, just the peeps playing truth or dare! please read and review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Adrian I.
Here Comes Goodbye by aerc712 reviews
Jasper feels Bella's heartbreak and finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Follow as Jasper and the rest of the Cullens try to piece Bella's heart back together and what happens when one of them finds a place in Bella's healed heart? J/B story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,407 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
First Time by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
After seeing something she shouldn't have Bella, with the help of Alice, decides that she will have Edward. Does it really matter that he's nine years older and her legal guardian? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Your Gone by gibbsxzivaxtony9761 reviews
Dimitri left with Tasha, leaving Rose defenseless against Strigoi,what happens when he finds out his Roza is captured and is more or less dead?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,255 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Letters to Rosemarie by archive222 reviews
Rose has been asked to be the advice columnist for the new school newsletter. Soon she begins to get some letters from someone who wants advice about a crush... on her! But is there more to this story than the letters...?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
Who says we can't be together? by little.miss.edward reviews
The attack never happened. Can Rose and Dimitri continue to keep their relationship a secret? Everyone has their ups and downs... will they get through them or will someone tear them apart? Someone named..... Tasha Ozera? Read and find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
What was he thinking? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU: Paul's POV of "What was she doing?" - a scary glimpse inside the mind of Paul; warning: contains teen sex, drinking and foul foul language - contains SPOILERS for WWSD - so read that one FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,380 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Paul, Bella] - Complete
Expect The Unexpected by crazyperson17 reviews
Bella is not human, so what is she? When she was younger, her brothers fell in love with a girl named Katherine and they choose that girl over their own sister. She just disappeared after her brothers died. So what happened? Full summary inside.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,134 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella - Complete
Your Vampires? by NicoleClark123456 reviews
Rose and Lissa are new student at Forks high. Dimitri is the new p.e teacher. add school work, detention, the school dance, cullens to the mix and to top that off both types of vampires decide to reveal themselves to the humans!Read 2 see wat happens R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010
Rose's Annual Prank Month by pollyandpony reviews
Guess what guys! It's officially August..Rose's month on pranks on 4 very special people of her choice! Get ready for 4 weeks of pure Rose pranks!..ok guys i just randomly thought of this and plzzz i need some help on ideas!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Rose H.
100 years later by Stefy101 reviews
This story happens during New Moon, But the story you know stops when Laurent meets Bella in the woods. What would happen if the werewolfs hadn't saved Bella? What if she had become a vampire without Edward. Worse: What if Edward found out,100 year later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 38,938 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I need is a Smile by A Lonely Planet reviews
Bella finally get's a wake up call from an unlikely friend. Please read and review. One-shot. A little bit of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
Glass House Shanes POV kissing Claire by MentallyInspired reviews
Basically Shanes thoughts and feelings when he's kissing Claire
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Glass House Shane POV by MentallyInspired reviews
I know loads of people do this but mines different! I have my own bits added in aswell as pure Shane comedy! R&R
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
You Left My Life by IHeartVA reviews
*ON HOLD* Dimitri took Tasha's offer after sleeping with Rose, making her pregnant. Three years later, they're coming back and Rose has a beautiful three year old. What things will unfold when mother, child, and father meet? And will the romance continue?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,682 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010
Look Past the Veil of Hate by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella used to be best friends. Now they hate each other or so the other thinks . Will they realize what they’re missing out on and finally get together? Better than it sounds, give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,729 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5794 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My little girl: ON HOLD by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Bella isn't who she says she is. She also isn't human. She is the daughter of Tanya Denali, and Vladimir of the Romanian coven. What happens when Mom and Dad finds out what happened to their baby girl? Who will mend Bella's broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Tanya
The Ghost Love by Tiarocks55555 reviews
Rose was arrested for killing the queen and doesn't want to die on their terms, she would rather die on her own. Dimitri claims he doesn't love her anymore but will the guardians who locked her up convince him otherwise, especially when he visits her cell
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,848 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Now that he is gone by Cante reviews
after shadow kissed Dimitri never turned took Tasha offer rose prego some new powers i dont own anythin but Stone and Catalina First fan fic please be nice will update regular sry chaps so long i am new so sue me!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5008 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Academy Games Night by MadeleineRoza reviews
When Rose and Lissa are bored one night they decide to have a games night. Will Dimitri and Rose's secret be discovered? Games e.g Truth or Dare, I never, spin the bottle ect.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,475 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Last Christmas by ShadowKissed17 reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer. But what happens when Dimitri and Tasha come to spend Christmas break with Rose, Lissa, Christian, Eddie and the rest of the crew? Both Rose and Dimitri's POV. Rose's POV written by me, Dimitri's POV written by Feefella.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,566 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Blackmail Payback by RomanceLoveStories4ever reviews
This week is just getting better. The guardians and students of the academy are starting to do funny, embarrassing things and Rose catches all of it. Now she's blackmailing the guardians and some students into doing her bidding! What's next?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Breakthrough by SPNequestrian93 reviews
Bella and Jasper are spending the day in Port Angeles when a bad memory of Bella's come back to get her. Will Jasper save her in time or will she more traumatized than last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Visitors by The Sin they called Pride reviews
After her sentencing, Rose is told that she's allowed to have one visitor per day. Seven days before she's set to be executed, Rose calls the visitors in, one by one, hoping to say goodbye, losing hope as each visitor walks out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Rose H.
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Guardians VS Novices: I Declare War! by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
**ON HOLD** What happens when Rose gets pissed and declares war on all the guardians? What kinds of devious pranks will she pull using bras & Jonas Bros CDs? With teddybears & hair dye? Dimitri & Mason lived and DXR are in a happy relationship. R&R!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/8/2010
It's Been A While by vamplee94 reviews
After graduation, Rose was assigned to be the guardian of Tasha Ozera, and Dimitri to be the guardian of Vasilisa Dragomir. 5 years later, what will happen when the biggest secret Rose has ever kept gets leaked out.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 4167 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
War of the pranks by LiVe-LaUgH-lOvE-sMiLe reviews
It's April fools day and everyone is pranking each other and even after April fools day the pranks continue. Please read it's my first story it's not done yet but please read i suck at summaries it's gonna be rated m for some swearing. *SPOILERS*
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010
Visiting Russia by TeamDimitriBelikov reviews
CO-WRITTEN BY IHEARTVA! The Queen never died so Rose was never accused of anything. Dimitri, Rose, and Lissa decide to visit Dimitri's family in Russia. But they don't know that Dimitri's a dhampir. :O And is love still in the air between RoseXDimitri?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010
Something Sexy by MomoBelikovaIvashkovOzera reviews
Random hot moments between Dimitri and Rose, the attack never happened. Also kinda, sorta naughty. Please enjoy.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Breaking the Rules by Sergeant-Politeness reviews
Bella and Emmett are left alone for a weekend, hilarity ensues Caffinated!Bella, Emmett wears tight baby tees, and there just might be a gwen steffani sing along. Not Em/B love story! Major Crack Alert
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Frostbitten Memories by MissReaperMan reviews
When Rose gets a black eye from Janine, she loses her memory. She can only remember running from the Guardians in Portland. Things go on from there as she tries to receive those memories she lost. Especially the night of the lust charm. Re-doing the whole thing and continuing on.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rose H., Lissa D.
Birthday Wishes by The Steppy One reviews
On her Seventeenth birthday, Rose Weasley gets something she doesn't expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Reading Twilight by archive222 reviews
A select few Vampire Academy characters get together to read Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
Charged with Murder by PowersPen reviews
***Previously "The Cafe"*** This started as the scene in the Cafe at the end of Spirit Bound from Dimitiri's POV. It has evolved into the end of the book. Still a work in progress and I would love any advice to help improve it! Please leave me review
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Lets play a game by Lovee.Spell reviews
Rose, Dimitri and their friends deside to play games. how far will they take them eg:truth or dare
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
A Day at the Beach by UConfuseMe reviews
Elena and Stefan plan a "normal" day at the beach, hoping it'll get Bonnie and Damon to finally befriend each other after all they've been through. But a stubborn vampire and pissed off witch is not something you want at the beach. Bamon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,584 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bonnie B., Damon S. - Complete
Tears Say More by Elise Elson reviews
As soon as the words leave his mouth a feeling of complete hopelessness washes over my body. My throat tightens and I can't speak. The pain I endure on a daily basis is nothing compared to the feeling that is radiating from my chest.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
I Keep Running Into You by DaWaffle reviews
Bella returns to Hogwarts after the mission to bring Edward to Dumbledore fails.She's still depressed from the break-up.But when she returns to find Edward back as a profesor, her life may change forever. What didn't Dumbledore say? Better summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,442 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 458 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving the World, One Step at a Time by Radical.2 reviews
After solving the infamous He's Not Strigoi case, Jonathan seeks out Rose because of his love for her, and also meets Adrian and Christian..
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Karaoke and heartbreaks at the VA by Shadow.Kissed.Sophia.Belikova reviews
Dimitri took Tasha's offer and that leaves Rose behind having to endure the loss of a friend and the loss of love. Add that to the fact that she will meet a very important person and that Lissa makes her sing to the karaoke night. What will happen there?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Magical Secrets by AVeryBlueGirl reviews
Bella was sent to Forks as a Mission for the Order of the Phoenix.Edward left her, now she's returned as a failure. Voldemort's power is growing and the Cullens come to Hogwarts.Bella is supposed to help Harry defeat Voldemort but, can she? Summary inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,640 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Holiday by remuslives reviews
Harry and Ron convince Hermione to go on holiday to the beach. Winner of the Twin Exchange July 2010 Challenge! And the Twin Exchange Fic of the Year 2010! H/Hr. one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Truth Or Dare! by BelikovaChild reviews
The Gang Plays Some Games! A Collection of One-Shot's *Summary Changed*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,832 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Broken by ImBusyPlanningGlobalDomination reviews
Dimitri decides that he should have taken up Tashas offer and he will leave with Tasha in a month Rose wants him back and decides that to do it she will make him jealous! This IS a Rose X Dimitri Fanfic Fist story. HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Game Night by DimkaxXxRoza reviews
Rose and the gang are bored, and decide to play a few games. Yes, it's been done before, but I just had to make my own 3!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Rose H.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 6,083 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Blame it on Belikov by bloom00011 reviews
Rose and Dimitri have a particularly hard training session leaving her totaly tired out for her first calss bodyguard theory with STAN! uh oh when she says to blame it on Belikov all sorts of interesting things happen.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Savior by VAlvr04 reviews
End of Shadow Kiss, but Rose is attacked and turned instead of Dimitri. She is not a normal Strigoi and when others begin to threaten Lissa. Rose will have to return ro save her. NOT A GOOD SUMMERY, PLEASE READ
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Just Acting by Hazl reviews
Bella had always hated and loved Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen had always loved himself. He's the world's greatest movie star, who left Phoenix years ago to move to LA. Senior year rolls around, and he comes back to town. What will happen now? Pairing B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,100 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Knew by winchestre reviews
Rose Hathaway is a happy bride-to-be when she almost runs over the mysterious Dimitri Belikov on her way home from dress shopping. There's something eerily familiar about him - but can she figure it out and remember who she is before it's too late?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/13/2010
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy Style: Sequel by WIERD101 reviews
This is the sequel to Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style! Please read it! Hope you like it! If you haven't read Truth or Dare VA style than I recommend you do!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010
Be mine by crazylollipop34 reviews
I know, I know. Valentines day was yesterday, but I didn't have a chance to finish this until today. Anyways, It's valentines day, and love is in the air, for everyone but Rose. Does Dimitri have a special surprise for her? Rated M for saftey
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Unexpected Love by miss.salvatore1995 reviews
When Edward leaves Bella finds herself falling for a certain werewolf, but what happens when all of the Cullen's decide to move back to Forks? What will Edward think of Bella's new boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,163 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Paul
Vampire Academy Dimitri's POV by VannaLa reviews
Vampire Academy by Dimitri's point of view. Full summary and rating inside! Please Read and Review, I wont continue to update unless i have a fair amount of Reviews.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Painful Love will be updated soon by 11BlueMoon reviews
It has been a year since Dimitri took Tasha's offer leaving Rose broken hearted. But when Tasha and Dimitri come on a holiday to visit Christian along with Rose and Lissa. Will her feeling over power her, does Dimitri still want Rose? Can she forgive him?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
We Belong by Lucyferina reviews
Bella/Paul imprinting story.'His eyes narrowed and he took a step forward. She didn't back down, he could go to hell if he thought that she would show him fear.'COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,425 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Forbidden Lust by sarahbelikovcullen reviews
What could have happened in the Gym with Rose and Dimitri. Rated m for a reason major hot lemons! OVER 18'S ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Reliving Memories by miss.salvatore1995 reviews
After Edward left, Bella became a vampire and made her own coven. What happens when they are reunited. Will Bella forgive him or will she make him pay? First story so PLEASE read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Never Again by iiAmmy-chan reviews
When Dimitri leaves the Academy, Rose decides to change her image and do something with her life. Together with Adrian, Lissa, Christian, Eddie and Mason, Rose forms a band and becomes famous world-wide. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Sorry! :C
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Of Lovers and Whores by Touchstone67 reviews
A BDSM/forced feminization/humiliation written for Dannie's birthday. Domsper has to regrettfully punish subward, but there are revelations during the session that will change them both forever. Rated M for language, sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
DPOV Rose Getting Assigned to Christian by Rose Belikov1997 reviews
This is what I think Dimitri was think when Rose got assigned to Christian for Feild Experience. 1st Fan Fic so please Be nice.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 7,442 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What was she doing? by Mrstrentreznor reviews
AU Bella is drawn to one of the pack. She can't understand why, but she acts on it none the less. Warning; some language, teen sex, some drinking
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Meeting Mom by LauraHannah90 reviews
Charlie is out of town, so he calls in Renee to stop any 'funny business' between Bella and Edward. But Bella falls sick and Edward helps care for her. Renee analyses his love for her daughter, curious about their intense relationship. Will Renee approve?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Renée - Complete
Truth Or Dare Gone Wrong! by aleexmariee reviews
What happens when the gang play a game of truth or dare, but it goes wrong? Based after Shadow Kiss, but there was no Strigoi attack. ONESHOT ONLY. Please R&R x
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Rose H. - Complete
Maid for Me by Kassiah reviews
Edward comes home to be the Best Man in his sister's wedding, standing up for a guy he can't stand and next to girl he can't figure out. What will happen when he discovers that the Maid of Honor isn't who he thought she was?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Empty by remuslives reviews
Marriage Law fic, no yadda yadda about the new law, no falling in love/lust at first touch. Hermione needs a husband, Sirius steps up. Sirius/Hermione. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,079 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
No Intentions by Twilightholic-Tanya reviews
A cold night and a lonely walk home. Tempting aroma and painful thirst. A foolish girl and a hungry predator. Love blooms and danger takes it's toll.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incase I Die, Here's My Goodbye by LauraHannah90 reviews
Bella is pregnant and she's beginning to feel weak. Edward tells her she will live, but she has her doubts. Just in case, Bella writes each member of her family a letter of goodbye. Canon. During Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,056 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
Fight for Love by XoVampireMistressxo reviews
Dimitri has expressed his love for rose and now they are on their way to the altar but someone is plotting againsit them someone that they don't even know. A series of accidents happen along the way. just when they found each other will they be separted?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
reunited by skiser reviews
Rose has found Lissa's sister and the queen's true killer freeing herself from treason in the process. now Lissa wants Rose to go out and celebrate with her at the club tric but why is she so persistant and what happens when Dimitri get there.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,819 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Truth, dare or mall tag? by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
The gang gets together for some fun. from truth or dare to the beach,randomness. Pairings: LissaXChristian, RoseXDimitri, AdrianXCigarettes, AdrianXVodka...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Back Home by Japanese and Chocolate reviews
Some interesting conversations with his family lead Dimitri to re-evaluate his actions towards Rose.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Dimitri B., Yeva B. - Complete
Backwards by Karaoke-Kitten reviews
Dimitri leaves Rose, but Rose acts like she soesn't care. Does she? set after FB
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Labyrinth to Happiness by ChristAineXtine reviews
Rose successfully saved Dimitri from the Strigoi attack in the cave. The only problem is: he forgot her and ONLY her and a bump comes along the way. As the story goes, secrets are revealed, but can Rose handle the truth? RPOV. *SUMMARY CHANGED*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,084 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
My name is Isabella Swan formerly known as Smella by NotThatYouNeedToKnow reviews
Bella formerly known as Smella moved to Phoenix when she was 12 after consistent bullying, But what happens when Bella come back a Beautiful scene/Emo and is forced to become head cheerleader? And what about the now player Edward wants to get in her pants
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009
Lost Memories by LittleMissTwilight1111 reviews
Edward leaves, Victoria finds Bella and changes her. Bella is left alone as a newborn vampire. She slips and the volturi come after her. What happens when Bella loses her memory and runs into the Cullens? hope it's not to suckish. first fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,137 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trouble with TimeTurners by K. Knocks reviews
Previously titled "While You Were Gone". Hermione has a slip-up with her time-turner and ends up running into, you guessed it, Draco Malfoy. Set during third year. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Not Our Fault by Icestorm51 reviews
The night Rose shows up at Dimitri's door for Lissa, he never takes Victor's necklace off. How do their lives change if they had stayed together that night? All rights belong to Richelle Mead and her publishers. ON HIATUS!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Blissful Sleep by Icestorm51 reviews
Rose saved Dimitri, sort of, from the blond strigoi. But now after finding out the big secret, the academy wants Dimitri out. Some unexpected twists and turns. Rated T for now, may change. This has been an absolutely horrible summary. ON HIATUS.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Frostbite Kiss by sweetpeaj8 reviews
This is the kiss in the gym, during frostbite! Rose and dimitri get caught? Will Rose's father come and want to be in her life?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Cruisin' by Lillyana reviews
Bella goes on a cruise with her family to celebrate the vow renewal of her mom and Phil. Unexpected romance sparks on the high seas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Goodbye by Daughter-of-the-Moon-7 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella she sinks into depression so Charlie gives her two options 1Move to Jacksonville with her mother or 2Move to Mystic Falls with her cousins. Little does she know that a different vampire family is living in Mystic Falls.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,311 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Damon S.
California Performing Arts Boarding School by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
BEING REWRITTEN Bella is transferred from England to California to a Performing Arts boarding school. She wants to fit in so she hides some of her life from her new friends. What will Bella think of playboy Edward Cullen? AH M for future Lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009
My Best Friends Brother by BreeAshley reviews
What do you do when you have a thing for your best friends brother? You spy on him in the shower of course...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Rose's are Right by miluvrox reviews
When Edward proposes to Bella at a dinner with the Cullens her reaction was totally different than from what people where nd out what she did in t a little after Rose tells Bella her story.-One Shot-May be more if people review.OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Rosalie
A Vampire Academy book by winchestre reviews
Read and please Review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
New Life, Old Friends by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
New Moon, Edward Left and never returned. 25 years later, Bella and her new coven yes she a vamp meet the Cullens again.Will Edward and Bella be together together again? ExB maybe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,991 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nomad Princess by silverwings1986 reviews
Another spin off on Bella meeting vampires when she was eight. Please enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, James
Flight of the Phoenix by ericastwilight reviews
Bella Swan never moved to Forks with her father. Her first encounter with Edward is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to college,with no means of escape. Can he resist the call of her blood? From the fire, someone will be reborn. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sorry,Did you say Isabel Swan? by PrettyLittleBrunette reviews
Set in New moon after Edward Leaves. After Edward leaves what do you think will happen if Bella befriends the forks kids instead of Jake? A year later, The cullens return to find a very different Bella, or should i say isabel? my second fanfic. Review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,247 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Bad Always Leads To Good reviews
ON HIATUS! STARTS AT THE END OF SPIRIT BOUND! Five years after Rose has been proven innocent and left court, she meets Dimitri again and has to live with him in the same house for unlimited time. And now she has some new cool powers and a new destiny in life.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,913 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Lissa's thoughts reviews
One-shot of Lissa's thoughts when Rose left at the end of Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Lissa D., Rose H. - Complete