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Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,143 - Reviews: 4862 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Nirvana Next Door by makemelaughcontest reviews
"I am going to make myself known to Bella Swan and rock her sexy little world." Edward Masen is seventeen, restricted to four walls, and hormonally stimulated. What else is there besides Bella Swan, the new star of his nightly dreams?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny by makemelaughcontest reviews
"I may be the world's greatest heartthrob, my agent's biggest headache and the least organized man alive, but why would I need a nanny? I'm Edward Cullen and this is the story of how my new PA Isabella took over my life and my underwear."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge is Best Served in the Buff by makemelaughcontest reviews
I have a temper like a flair gun and Alice Brandon is a vengeful, conniving imp. This is what led to the Forks Fiasco of 2013 also known as the day the adults of Forks First Self-Righteous Church were hypnotized and 'liberated' of all their inhibitions. Sexual chaos ensues. I'm sure that Forks will never forget Edwards' and my contribution to the fun and festivities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,096 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Bella, Edward
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19522 - Favs: 9,140 - Follows: 6,717 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4599 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prelude by belladonnacullen reviews
Much more happens than Bella realizes in those four weeks between Eclipse and BD. Edward figures out how to make Bella's honeymoon wish come true. Emmett, Jasper & Rose secretly travel abroad to save Bella's life. B/E/Emm/POV. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,522 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete