"You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place..sudden urge to jump? I don't have it."
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
"You have about as much charm as a dead slug."
- Haymitch Abernathy, The Hunger Games
"No one really needs me,"
- Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen, Catching Fire
"You've stolen me, and I'm here to take meself back!"
Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
"Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear."
- Boggs, Mockingjay
"Wait a minute. You communicate with Osama?"
- Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Everything that I had written was literally a piece of crap. I don't know how people enjoyed them...
So any story that I had up before will no longer exist. I had no clue where I was going with any of them, and honestly, I haven't even thought about them in, what? Two years?
But I have other stories in the making, and if I actually get a decent way in with them then maybe I'll post them.
I guess we'll just have to see.