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O.o.O.o.O.o

10 Things That Drive Me Crazy
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say ‘Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too’. You’re darn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say ’it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film ‘did you see that?’. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.
6. People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’…… Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’ Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say ‘life is short’. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the bus came would I be standing here, freak?
10. The freakin’ birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the morning! Don’t they know I’m sleeping?

O.o.O.o.O.o

Some funny quotes:

When life gives you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it, and tell life to make its own damn lemonade

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

There's nothing wrong with talking to objects, it's when they start talking back that you need to worry.

A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.

Men are like a bank account. Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can get the warm feeling that it brings.

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

If Barbie isn't a slut, then why do people always have to buy her boyfriends?

Wal-mart. Do they make walls there?

No comment is a comment.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

O.o.O.o.O.o

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after their breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

o.O.o.O.o

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me TELEPATHY.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

o.O.o.O.o

- Sorcerer's Stone:

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure..."

"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

- Chamber of Secrets:

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."

- Prisoner of Azkaban:

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

- Goblet of Fire:

Ron: "Who're you going with then?"
Fred: "Angelina."
Ron: "What? You've already asked her?"
Fred: "Good point. OI, ANGELINA! WANT TO COME TO THE BALL WITH ME?"

- Order of the Phoenix

"Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"
"Yeah," said Harry. "Yeah...she said...progress will be prohibited or...well, it meant that...that the Ministry of Magic is trying to interfere at Hogwarts."
"Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate."

Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true."

- Half-Blood Prince:

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"

- Deathly Hallows:

“I was awake half the night thinking it all over, and I believe it’s a plot to get the house.”
“The house?” repeated Harry. “What house?”
“This house!” shrieked Uncle Vernon, the vein in his forehead starting to pulse. “Our house! House prices are skyrocketing around here! You want us out of the way and then you’re going to do a bit of hocus-pocus and before we know it the deeds will be in your name and—“
“Are you out of your mind?” demanded Harry. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS

1) I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!'

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

4) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

5) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

6) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

7) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "Time of the Month."

8) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

9) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

10) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

11) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

12) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazis is simply coincidental.

13) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

14) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting, "I got the power!"

15) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)

16) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

17) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

18) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

20) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

21) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."

22) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

23) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.

24) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot, gay sex will occur.

26) It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

27) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental
spell.

28) I will not say the phrase, "Dude, get a life," to Voldemort.

29) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

30) I will not tell the teachers that Voldemort stole my homework.

31) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

I am very proud of you for taking your time to read all of that (unless just scrolled down the page to look at my stories and favorites and caught a glimpse of this. If so, ignore the first sentence of this) I am sorry to inform you you have wasted 10 minutes of your life reading through my profile, but since you are on fanfiction and reading random people's profiles, I can correctly assume you have no life. No offense. (though when people say that, they mean lots of offense) It's not a bad thing ur a nerd. Nerds are the rulers of the world.

If you are a Nerd, copy and paste this onto your account. Show the world you're an nerd!

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Please, Save Me by Winterblume reviews
AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 255,542 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Ad Infinitum by Speechwriter reviews
As he forges inexorably toward the end of time, he may come to wonder if this is a world worth ruling. Science fantasy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,815 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12004 - Favs: 12,421 - Follows: 10,363 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Who Are You? by HD is not High Definition reviews
Partly AU. Wally is the popular jock, Jeni is the social freak. But at night, the two are Kid Flash and Jinx... they start to fall in love, both in school, and at the crime scene, but how long will it be before they realize each others identities? KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5325 - Favs: 8,833 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Almost Perfect, Almost Yours by BelleOfSummer reviews
A pureblood family abducted Hermione when she was born due to their desperation for a daughter. In a world of beauty & wealth, she has become Draco Malfoy's dream girl.What will happen if he finally knows that her blood is not as pure as he thinks it is? *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 237,158 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,927 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6948 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 197 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's Just Me by jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Switch by RZZMG reviews
Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,826 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Top Dog by BadGirlwithsomeRetroSneakers reviews
James is the alpha of the males. Lily; the alpha of the females. The two are in constant heat-just not with each other. How will James-the head of the boys- convince Lily to submit to his domination and finally claim victory for his trampled pack of men.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,894 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unmasked by RZZMG reviews
Divorcee-single dad Draco Malfoy goes to the Yule Charity Masquerade and sees the woman of his dreams, but will Hermione Granger still want him when he's finally unmasked? One-shot. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Story won 2nd Place-"BEST DRACO" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gift by RZZMG reviews
After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Utterly Despicable by camnz reviews
The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,661 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,109 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Then There Was You by Ivoryshell reviews
Draco is a Veela and tried to force his way into Hermione's heart but she's not about to give in without a fight. War, redemption, self discovery. Rated for Non consensual sex. Hermione and Draco fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,415 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silent as the Night by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
He only gazed, he never spoke... Draco/Hermione: One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No More Mistakes by KatyLoveling reviews
“Why are you wary of me then? I assure you that I have good intentions. I won’t bite—at least not very hard.” Small fires leaped in Draco's eyes as he added in a throaty murmur, “and not where it will show.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Through The Looking Glass by Emily Waters reviews
Severus watches the image of Lily in the Mirror of Erised...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep Breath by Ruby89 reviews
All Lily wanted to be is a pirate. when the ship she works on is being attacked by them,she joins their crew by disguising as a boy. now she needs to prove herself in front of their captain James Potter,who swore to never let a woman step on his ship. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 7,013 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bittersweet Taste of Victory by Nerys reviews
Victory always comes at a price. In Voldemort's mind the cost was the loss of his immortality. Hermione disagreed. 'Without any challenges left one is better of dead,' she said. The words still rang in his ears as he strives to conquer death once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,591 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
I Can't Hate You Anymore by jmalfoy reviews
Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,795 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 211 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Little Blue Potion by Twilight to Midnight reviews
In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pirate's Princess by silveris reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Sounds cliche, but that's how Hermione sees it as she wanders the night as Jane, Draco Malfoy's woman. [DMHG Ficexchange Hot Summer Nights entry, NC17, DHr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 271 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Artificial Identity by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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