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Joined 07-14-10, id: 2448271, Profile Updated: 06-19-16
Author has written 8 stories for Clannad, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

i have a fedora
im undertale trash too
i have blossomed into an autistic retard (thanks papa kys)

if anybody is wondering if i am still alive, yes unfortunately im still alive. currently trying to be edgy writing original work about a mang becoming a woman but he still wants to stay a mang because he loves a woman. couldnt finish it fast enough due to procrastinating on impossibly sexy women from skyrim mods. wants to write PMMM/Warhammer 40k/legends of the galactic heroes mashup but too lazy to do it. send help.

oh i can beta too. at least id like to think i can.

--another kid gets his foot run over by a motorcycle--

UNCLE CNAW'S RANDOM CRAP!
TODAY'S SPECIAL: things you'll never hear them say in Madoka Magica

Madoka: God damn it, Homura, I love you.
Homura: I think we should start seeing other people...

Moemura: I've got so many friends!
Mami: Bitch, please. I have all the friends in the world.

Kyoko: Sayaka, I'm on WeightWatchers.

Sayaka (sees Mami's head get bitten off): Good riddance.
Charlotte: I think she just gave me diabetes.
Madokami: Need Insulin?

Tomohisa: Junko, I'm getting a job.
Junko: Cool; I just got fired.
Tatsuya: WAAAAH!

Kyoko: Nah, you can just throw that away; You don't need to finish eating that.

Oriko: Stupid lottery; changes goddamn digits at the last fucking--
Kirika (thinking): Maybe I should start seeing other people...
Yuma: I miss mom.

Homura (smiling, being happy): Hi there! My name's Homura Akemi; nice to meet you all!
Sayaka: Hello Homura; my name's Sayaka Miki. It's sooo nice to meet you, too! Over here's Mami...
Mami: 'sup dawg.
Sayaka: That one over there's Kyoko...
Kyoko: Have you met our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Sayaka: And that over there's... Madoka.
Madoka: (too busy smoking a cig)
Sayaka (whispering): She's... kind of a bitch.
Madoka: Look who' s talking, skank.

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To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 600,039 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 9/23/2011
Resonance Days by TakerFoxx reviews
Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 444,163 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Kyoko S., Oktavia vS.] [Mami T., Charlotte]
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum - Those Fallen by Elias Pedro reviews
Seasons have passed since Michi Hideyoshi and her friends offered their service to the Goddess Madoka as her Archangels, but all is not well in the Silver Garden. Madoka's true miracle remains an elusive enigma while Magi disappear under the Goddess' watch. All the while, Homura fights Wraiths in Mitakihara, waiting for her time to finally come. [Rebellion and Post] [MPBT Sequel]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 136,614 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Homura A., Sayaka M., Walpurgis N., Nagisa M.
Emails by MadoHomu reviews
Technology has been advancing at 34km/hour and now Madoka can email Homura even when she's in space and naked. Hooray
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum by Elias Pedro reviews
Homura's investigation into Walpurgisnacht brings her to look to World War II, the time that spawned the dreadnought witch. Working with Mami and protecting Madoka, Homura demands Kyuubey show her the past. However, Kyuubey seems to have a lot to hide.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 151,045 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Homura A., Walpurgis N. - Complete
Chrono Break by Zipp Dementia reviews
A serious treatment of Chrono Trigger. This is the story of what happened in between Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross. These are the characters as they would be in reality; it is the story not of their happy ever-after, but of their downfall.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,334 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Crono, Marle - Complete
Vive, Vale, Gaude by Haggath reviews
She was prepared to do everything she could to help her friends. No one ever told her it would be easy. No one could have possibly told her how high the price was going to be. Ryou-centric.
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 134,786 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ryou F.
A War Apart by Sigcius reviews
Without a common enemy, the Four Great Nations draw new lines of battle against one another. A lieutenant, his cohorts, and the Orange Star COs must face new enemies and old friends, as well as their own fears and doubts. COMPLETE.
Advance Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sami - Complete
Crossroads by v03-R.N reviews
If you wish, would you like me to take you? To a place in this city where wishes come true.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Clannad - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kyon
He Always Remembered by Kirino reviews
He hated both the school and his city, and only his memories of her when they were children kept him going. He didn't forget; he just couldn't find her. When they meet again, would he still hate this place? Clannad AU, Kotomi/Tomoya.
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,541 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tomoya O., Kotomi I.
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A Cycles Story reviews
This is a story from the Law of Cycles. Not a legend, not a myth, but to somebody else it might have been. There is no moral to be learned from this story, nothing to look forward to either. What had happened to our protagonist here may have already happened to some of us too. Maybe even the best of us.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Madoka K., Sayaka M., Kyoko S., Nagisa M. - Complete
Cowboy Bebop Homage reviews
Should it be called 'Cowboy Bebop Adaptation? Maybe 'Puella Magica Bebop? Or better yet, 'Cowboy Bebop Plagiarism', eh? Ha-ha. It's an adaptation of the Cowboy Bebop anime's first episode, with all the roles replaced with PMMM characters. Written primarily for practicing how to write action scenes.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
Goodbye, Homura-chan reviews
Why was Oriko right? What did Homura lose? And what is it with all of these goodbyes, and lies and dies? Attempts to answer why Homura Akemi became (more like) the girl we all know(?) and love(?). Rated T despite coarse language, violence, existentialist failure...
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Madoka K., Homura A., Oriko M., Kirika K. - Complete
A day in His life
Why does a man have to give things up in the first place? Who knows? Non-action fic featuring Madoka's dad during a usual day, and other adults that smoke a lot. One-shot. Rated T for references to smoking (duh), references to infidelity, and why not? (and don't let the character tags fool you; this is NOT a WAFF family story or anything like that at all)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Madoka K., Tomohisa K., Tatsuya K., Junko K. - Complete
The Worth of Her Sacrifice reviews
My return to writing, and it's about Political Shows, existentialist headaches, sandwiches, Singing in the Rain, and Dostoevskian dialogue. Simply put, it's two girls arguing over another girl. Two Parts, featuring a nauseatic Sayaka M. and a chain-smoking Homura A. in a post-Rebellion timeline. TL;DR warning. Rated M for language, violent thoughts and Author's Notes. It's serious.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Homura A., Sayaka M., Hitomi S., Kyosuke K. - Complete
Soup? reviews
It was a boring, rainy night for Sunohara Youhei. Little did he know that an uninvited guest would change everything. The outcome, though, is uncertain. Rated T for some coarse language and mild adult themes. May contain OOC. Please Review!
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Youhei S. - Complete
All because of bread reviews
When the truth comes out, everything else comes out with it. Including the stuff everyone wants to keep under wraps. Rated T for slight coarse language. May contain OOC. Please review!
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Akio F., Sanae F. - Complete
Why manga? reviews
He always asked himself this after she asked him advice on how to make one. Until now it still disturbed him. May contain some OOC-ness. Rated T for language. First fanfic, please review!
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Youhei S., Kyou F. - Complete