Certainly-Not-A-Writer
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Joined 07-14-10, id: 2448271, Profile Updated: 06-20-15
Author has written 7 stories for Clannad, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

"It makes me uncomfortable to talk about meanings and things. It's better not to know so much about what things mean. Because the meaning, it's a very personal thing, and the meaning for me is different than the meaning for somebody else." - David Lynch

After surviving a year in Customer Service, I’m a starving fanfic writer currently finishing a Communication Arts course in the hopes of becoming a starving journalist one day. I could’ve been a better writer if it weren't for my constant losses in battle against 8th-gen consoles and PCs with Intel processors and NVIDIA graphics cards. Once in a while, when the moon is full, a fanfic pops out of the blue and I start writing… then polishing it for an Alpha draft… then preparing it for a Beta copy (if I could only find a good Beta reader again ToT)… aaand, then I release it.

And with the free webspace this page gives me, I'll now take advantage of it to post a link to my Wattpad page!


Some stats (warning: TL;DR ahead!)

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Anime I’m watching right now: Re-watching Gundam Seed and wondering if the EA uses Windows for its Mobile Suits and ZAFT uses Mac...

Video Games that are currently eating away at my life: No video games for a while (SERIOUSLY?!). Paying more attention to hitting the gym.

Video Games I wish to play: Two words (or three, I dunno)--FALLOUT 4. New Vegas came *this* close to derailing my chances as a writer. Now if this baby hits the shelves like they said it will... Hooo, boy.

Book I’m currently reading when I don’t have time for Video Games: Who knew that The Fall was such a short read? Being a Judge-Penitent sounds like a nice career choice these days... Anyway, I got my hands on One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez. I hope I finish this...

The reason I write fanfics: Simple—I like deconstructing characters, especially anime ones. I wonder what happens if what they did in the anime was put into the context of real life, or what drove them to do what they did in the anime in the first place. I want to see how they struggle with their families, their friends, and with their own internal demons in (mostly) ordinary situations. Basically, I want to see characters experience the hardships and pain people have to go through IRL, and see how human they all are.

Any release dates? NO. They’ll be announced in fics I’ll release instead. What I can say is that the TWoHS rewrite (and other stories that may pop out in the process) takes full priority for now. Ilustrado has influenced me more than it should have, and now it's the final nail in the coffin for the TWoHS rewrite... to have all the resources I've made for it so far transferred to another fanfic project I won't speak specifics about. Still slogging through the character sheets (Sayaka Miki's sheet is almost FINISHED; take that, laziness!), though. So in the meantime, please enjoy the fics below.

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To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 511,758 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 9/23/2011
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum - Those Fallen by Elias Pedro reviews
"I know it's been over a hundred years. I'll come home too someday, but not yet. My friends and I... there's still something that we have to do. So until then, please continue to watch over me." - Ligaya de la Cruz (Chapter 14) [Sequel to MPBT] [Rebellion] [Post-Rebellion]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 160,129 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Homura A., Sayaka M., Walpurgis N., Nagisa M.
Resonance Days by TakerFoxx reviews
Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 336,991 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/19/2012 - [Kyoko S., Oktavia vS.] [Mami T., Charlotte]
Emails by MadoHomu reviews
Technology has been advancing at 34km/hour and now Madoka can email Homura even when she's in space and naked. Hooray
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Madoka K., Homura A. - Complete
Magia, Pacem, Bellum Terrarum by Elias Pedro reviews
Homura's investigation into Walpurgisnacht brings her to look to World War II, the time that spawned the dreadnought witch. Working with Mami and protecting Madoka, Homura demands Kyuubey show her the past. However, Kyuubey seems to have a lot to hide.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 151,045 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Homura A., Walpurgis N. - Complete
Chrono Break by Zipp Dementia reviews
A serious treatment of Chrono Trigger. This is the story of what happened in between Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross. These are the characters as they would be in reality; it is the story not of their happy ever-after, but of their downfall.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,334 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Crono, Marle - Complete
Vive, Vale, Gaude by Haggath reviews
She was prepared to do everything she could to help her friends. No one ever told her it would be easy. No one could have possibly told her how high the price was going to be. Ryou-centric.
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 134,786 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ryou F.
A War Apart by Sigcius reviews
Without a common enemy, the Four Great Nations draw new lines of battle against one another. A lieutenant, his cohorts, and the Orange Star COs must face new enemies and old friends, as well as their own fears and doubts. COMPLETE.
Advance Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,126 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sami - Complete
Crossroads by v03-R.N reviews
If you wish, would you like me to take you? To a place in this city where wishes come true.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & Clannad - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Kyon
He Always Remembered by Kirino reviews
He hated both the school and his city, and only his memories of her when they were children kept him going. He didn't forget; he just couldn't find her. When they meet again, would he still hate this place? Clannad AU, Kotomi/Tomoya.
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,541 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tomoya O., Kotomi I.
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Cowboy Bebop Homage reviews
Should it be called 'Cowboy Bebop Adaptation? Maybe 'Puella Magica Bebop? Or better yet, 'Cowboy Bebop Plagiarism', eh? Ha-ha. It's an adaptation of the Cowboy Bebop anime's first episode, with all the roles replaced with PMMM characters. Written primarily for practicing how to write action scenes.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/1 - Madoka K., Homura A., Sayaka M., Kyoko S. - Complete
Goodbye, Homura-chan reviews
Why was Oriko right? What did Homura lose? And what is it with all of these goodbyes, and lies and dies? Attempts to answer why Homura Akemi became (more like) the girl we all know(?) and love(?). Rated T despite coarse language, violence, existentialist failure...
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/12 - Madoka K., Homura A., Oriko M., Kirika K. - Complete
A day in His life
Why does a man have to give things up in the first place? Who knows? Non-action fic featuring Madoka's dad during a usual day, and other adults that smoke a lot. One-shot. Rated T for references to smoking (duh), references to infidelity, and why not? (and don't let the character tags fool you; this is NOT a WAFF family story or anything like that at all)
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Madoka K., Tomohisa K., Tatsuya K., Junko K. - Complete
The Worth of Her Sacrifice reviews
My return to writing, and it's about Political Shows, existentialist headaches, sandwiches, Singing in the Rain, and Dostoevskian dialogue. Simply put, it's two girls arguing over another girl. Two Parts, featuring a nauseatic Sayaka M. and a chain-smoking Homura A. in a post-Rebellion timeline. TL;DR warning. Rated M for language, violent thoughts and Author's Notes. It's serious.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Homura A., Sayaka M., Hitomi S., Kyosuke K. - Complete
Soup? reviews
It was a boring, rainy night for Sunohara Youhei. Little did he know that an uninvited guest would change everything. The outcome, though, is uncertain. Rated T for some coarse language and mild adult themes. May contain OOC. Please Review!
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Youhei S. - Complete
All because of bread reviews
When the truth comes out, everything else comes out with it. Including the stuff everyone wants to keep under wraps. Rated T for slight coarse language. May contain OOC. Please review!
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Akio F., Sanae F. - Complete
Why manga? reviews
He always asked himself this after she asked him advice on how to make one. Until now it still disturbed him. May contain some OOC-ness. Rated T for language. First fanfic, please review!
Clannad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Youhei S., Kyou F. - Complete