Flying Catfish Bird
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Joined 07-14-10, id: 2448296, Profile Updated: 08-20-10
Author has written 2 stories for Death Note.

Feel like seeing what I started out writing? Go to: Go ahead. Compare and contrast. And know it's because of constructive criticism that I am where I am today.

I write Bleach and BtVS here:

Want to take a peek at my original work? Go to:

So take a look if you want.

Heya. Name's Flying Catfish Bird, because I thought, 'What the hell, why not?' Who knows, maybe you n' me'll get comfy, and you'll find out my real name... O.o

Nah, JK. That's creepy, huh? Boredness makes me say weird things. But a shorter thing to address me as would be Tally. More friendly than "Catfish" and easier to say than Flying Catfish Bird.

I posted my first story on this account. Neat, eh? It's a Death Note L/Light story, so viola...

A bit about me? I'm female. That's a start. And I'm a big yaoi fan, so ha! I love men... especially together. ;D

Because it's apparently rude to list male/male under warnings, I've decided to also list male/female under warnings. That way no one can complain XD

I go through fazes of 'favorite' fandoms, where I obsess over one and sorta skim others. My current obsession is Death Note. Unlike many, I am a Light fangirl. Why? He's manipulative, sweet, evil, intelligent, attractive, and takes potato chips and eats them. What more is there to love?

I also adore L, but second to Light. My reasons for adoring L should be more obvious. He's cute. His sugar addiction, his eyes, his way of sitting? Adorable. Also, he's logical. However, I like Light better. Yes, I said it. XD

K', now for some listy stuff:

Fanfiction stuff I'm into in alphabetical order: Angel the Series, Bleach, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Death Note, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribean, Vampire Knight, Way More Than I Can List.

Favorite Bleach Pairings: IchiHichi GrimmUlqui

Favorite Death Note Pairings:


Sayu/Matsuda (Not really, but I felt the need to put more than one pairing...)

Favorite Harry Potter Pairings:



Hermione/Draco (Draco feels the love, I guess)

Harry/ Tom M. Riddle (cuz it's hot)

Other things I'm interested in... Manga, anime, yaoi, doujinshi, Japanese, knowledge, typing, fanfiction, reading.

Favorite Author: Scott Westerfeld. I love all of his books, and they're very inspiring.

Personality: Hmm... I can either be very charming or very off-putting. It depends on the situation. I'm really analytical and observant. People are always telling me I'm funny, and that I'm the kindest person they've ever met, though I have yet to figure out why. If I give a compliment, I mean it. In fact, most of my compliments weren't even meant as such, and are merely statements (I'm not saying it to flatter you. I'm saying it because it's true). Unfortunately that works with insults as well. I'm very smart, but for what I have in brains I lack in motivation. Ideas are always pouring into my head, and I'm a night person. Whenever someone cusses all I want to do is laugh, and oftentimes do. I like to take crude language literally because I find it hilarious. "Watch my crap." "As long as it's not the literal kind." I don't have a problem with cussing if I am merely quoting someone else, or stating the word itself. I will cuss in fiction if I feel it's necessary, because if it adds to the character, it adds to the character.

Babbly enough? XD

About My Writing:

Unlikely to Find: If you're looking for betrayal and misunderstanding, my writing is not for you. I can't stand misunderstandings in fiction. It leaves me frustrated and upset. Sure, I'll throw in minor betrayal and misunderstanding, but nothing gut-wrenching. ((shivers))

Likely to Find: alternate universe stories. I tend to rewrite the original plot lines of things. I also try to avoid having my stories like everyone else's. I like to have something that makes it different than others. You'll find good summaries and awesome titles (well, I think they're awesome.)

Criticism: is both accepted and appreciated. How else am I to get better? Of course, I practically soak up any and all flattery/praise/encouragement, so that's just as appreciated ^-^

Length: 1000-3000 word chapters, on average. Just enough to keep it from being a drabble, not enough for it to become a full-blown novel. XD

Because: Normally I start out writing the story for myself. I look for a specific type of story on fanfiction, and can't find it. So I go and sulk for a bit. Then I realize I have a brain, a computer, and fingers. Thus comes the story. I have hundreds for multiple fandoms on my thumb drive... Because of my distaste for misunderstandings and betrayal in stories, I tend to have to write my own story to actually have one I enjoy. Did I tell you I'm a narcissist?

About My Fanfiction Reading:

Genres: They vary. I love humor. I also read romance, as long as there isn't any, "Oh, I love you! But, I caught you cheating, and now I must run away!" Horror can be fun to read, though I have no clue why I like seeing characters tortured but can't stand them misinterpreting their love interest's actions as cheating. Parody is awesome.

Lengths: I tend to be intimidated away from stories with too many chapters. After all, it's such a commitment... Do I have time to read 30,000 words? If they're complete but long, then the chances are more likely I'll read it. If it has five chapters or less, I'll tend to give it a chance if the summary is interesting enough. A hint? Don't say you suck at summaries, even if you do. I'll still read your story, but many readers will just skip it.

Because: I read fanfiction for multiple reasons. Like most people, I like to see other possibilities for the fandom, or people together that weren't. I also read to see what's popular and what isn't. I'll read other people's reviews for complaints and compliments so I know what to and what not to do (though of course these observations are taken with a grain of salt). I read to laugh, smile, and be amused. I read because I'm bored and don't feel like doing anything productive. I read to see plotholes closed up.

Want to know something about me that I left out? Or just wanna chat with someone? PM me. I'm a bit antisocial, but I'm good at listening, and very honest. Plus, I don't bite :D

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Time and Again by mandrake-o reviews
This is that story that gets updated like once a year by an author who never reads reviews and can't be bothered to reread chapters before posting them. Read at your own peril.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,293 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
L, Mello, and Near VS Cleverbot by KyngFysher reviews
L, Mello, and Near work together to take down a prime Kira suspect: Cleverbot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Friend, Foe, or F…mate by Totoromo reviews
Two of the most mischievous shinigami, Yachiru and Gin, team up to bring a little fun and chaos to the Seireitei by randomly trying to pair up characters as friends, enemies, or love interests. Will they succeed or fail in their challenges?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Yachiru K.
Yes, my lo by flick knife reviews
Ciel experiments with orders.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Submit to Me by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
Ciel revels in the power that he holds. Ciel/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
October Thirty First by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Wat Sebastian did to make the Undertaker laugh by TreasuredNightmare reviews
ever wonder what Sebastian did to make the Undertaker laugh when they wanted information about Jack the Ripper? this is how it played out in my mind
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Guide to the Perfect Murder by chibichan998 reviews
Just as the title says. Not to be taken seriously.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Bathroom Affairs by Baku wa Kira jenai reviews
L keeps bothering Light at To-oh university. The 18 year old gets pissed one day and confronts L about his strange behavior. One thing leads to another and they end up having hot, rough sex on the bathroom floor.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Unexpected Wishes by Darkfire359 reviews
L, Light, Matt, Mello, Near, and Mikami have a sleepover! They play a party game called Unexpected Wishes, in which a person makes a wish, and the others must find a way to grant it, no matter what it is. MxM, one-sided Mikami/Light. Sadly no L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Strawberry Shampoo by Darkfire359 reviews
Due to a dead rat in his shower, Light is forced to use a new type of shampoo. Unfortunately, it has pheromones added to it. How will L react? Implications of L/Light at the end.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Mello Talks with Cleverbot by Darkfire359 reviews
Mello chats with an ai machine, who repeatedly accuses him of being a girl, calls him fat, and insults his intelligence. And neither of them can stop bringing up chocolate. Rated for abbreviated swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ichigo's Secret Admirer by Kawaiijapanesekisses reviews
Someones been leaving Ichigo love notes! Who is this lovely culprit? 3 UraIchi - Urahara x Ichigo YAOI Boy x Boy OneShot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Fighting Back by bahari reviews
Raito's being unusually quiet. L is stereotypically bored, and trying to figure out why Raito, who used to be a great deal of fun to antagonize, is suddenly acting very atypical of himself. LxRaito fluffy oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Call Me Ciel by Damian1245 reviews
Ciel Phantomhive decides to test his butler, Sebastian Michaelis, to see just how strong he is. One thing leads to another... ** One-shot - MILD LEMON - SebbyxCiel **
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Kingdom Come by snow-crashd reviews
The Killer God has won his Utopia. Kira has the world in the palm of his bloodied hand, and he keeps his trophy chained up in his basement. Slash, darkfic, creepiness. Also DISCONTINUED, for all intents.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,108 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Light Y., L
Light in Darkness by Aoi-shi reviews
Short one-shot; slightly different take on L and Light's scene in the rain, and what happened afterward. Lemon/angst/etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bargain by Jaco Lantern reviews
Ciel can't make jokes. Guess Undertaker will have to make him do something else ! Undertaker X Ciel oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ciel P., Undertaker - Complete
3m0t10n by s3v3n-d34d1135 reviews
The one thing Light had always truly hated about L was, coincidentally, the one thing he had a grudging respect for. L made him feel.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
the Capture by x-Lazart-x reviews
What was L hiding? Why did he keep disappearing into that room? Light didn't know but he was determined to find out but was unprepared for what he found...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hats by Acmarache reviews
Ichigo visits his lover one night and solves part of the mystery behind his hat. Prompt from Conjure-lass.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Death Kiss by Maufii reviews
L finds a supernatural note book of his own... only this one has the ability to control one's sexual drive. yaoi. LxLight. This story will eventually become an M rated fic. But the prologue is safe. : D Somewhat.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - L, Light Y.
Victory in the End by Peanuckle reviews
Now a collection of oneshots, dealing with ways that Light could have won, as well as what happens after he does. Hail Kira!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T.
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The Truth About Wammy's Orphanage reviews
Now that L thought about it, how did Wammy manage to get his hands on so many genius orphans? Why were so many geniuses orphaned without anywhere else to go? Was it really all coincidence? And how does Watari react to L's thoughts and possible discovery?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - L, Watari
To Be Like L reviews
All Light's ever wanted was to be like the great detective L, but he couldn't see how he could ever achieve this. When the Death Note falls into his hands, however, a plan enters his mind. What're criminal lives worth, anyway? Eventual LightxL. au Rewrite
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Light Y., L
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