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Hey.. Here are a few things you might like to know about me:

-I don't like black jellie beans... Justin B, I dare not say his name.

-I like/ love chocolate (as everyone does), Little Brittain, My Bestest friends (THREE!!!!.. maybe four? of which who are on this site!) and Writing.. as displayed, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and Naruto of course!... And lets not forget about Ben 10, and House of Night.. And music, any requests??
(I've decided that when I write, I'll make the character play music.. review, tell me the band and the song, obviously, and I'll try to use it in the next chapter/ story!!!)

By the way, I'm a Slytherin girl, born and raised, Draco all the way baby!

And before you ask, yes.. unfortunately I am one of those nerds who has reeeeaaallllyyy long profiles, most of which are all about crap, but w/e. Most of these are my favourites!!!

Enjoy!

tigress96

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

(I am totally against child abuse.. Its not right!)
I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more, I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is, copy this and put it into your profile. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. (amen to that shizz! ... I'm not religious... not even remotely, don't go there. you'll cop a mouthful. wo0t! xD)

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile! (also, majorly agreed.! xD)

If you cry when you watch the rum being burned, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you run into things often, put this in your profile.

If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile.

If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated, or given a "WTF?!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken-Butt-Hair-Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off... (but he's still hot, right?!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
(Ohh, I made it bold. I put it in bold writing. I made it like that. Booyah!)

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slammed your head into something or someone, and now people are scared of you because of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (..why do you all look at me?)
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (again... why me!?)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile... (Just ask Justin)
If you have ever tried to slam a revolving door out of curiosity or just plain insane-ness, copy this into your profile.. (Also ask Justin)

(Belive it or not, I'm actually a fan of Harry Potter!)
100 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not diagnose Voldemort with cancer because of his unnaturally bald state
5) I will not ask Professor Flitwick if his first name is Yoda
6) I will not send Lupin a flea collar for his birthday
7) I will not feed first years to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
(where did 11 go...?)
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm (or a mustache, goatee, bushy eyebrows and L-O-S-E-R on their face either...)
14) I will not burst out singing Werewolves of London every time I see Lupin
15) I will not throw a boggart in front of Hermione just to see the look on her face when she sees a failed exam
16) I will not look at Dumbledore and gasp "Professor! You have a white hair!"
17) I will not hex Slytherins into oblivion every chance I get
18) I will not pick up where the Marauders left off and begin to call McGonagall "Minnie"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate (or cast any spell that would sound better with a "BAM!" in it.)
20) I will not attempt to poke Moody's fake eye simply because it's that tempting
21) I will not tease Moaning Mertle about her obsession with Harry...or his chest...
22) I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand (even if it is tempting and annoys the crap out of all of the teachers in Hogwarts...)
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Lupin a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life!" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I will not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays (even if he is wearing red robes).
29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore". Or, "LOSER" on Draco's forehead.
32.) I will not take Dobby for a night out at the bar just to see him drunk out of his little elf mind.
33.) I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher.
34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as a Jizard, combination of a Jedi and a Wizard. -I am the Master Jizard!! Kneel before my mighty Jizard-Ness!!!
36.) I am not allowed to create a mass petition of the entire school(professors included) to get Lupin back as the Defense teacher, seeing as he doesn't have Voldemort strapped to the back of his head, he isn't a complete nutjob, he isn't an imposter, he isn't a toad faced ministry loving piece of pure evil, a grease haired git, or relatively near insane.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.) I will not tell Rita Skeeter that Gilderoy Lockhart is waiting for her for a date at the Three Broomsticks
42.)I will not feed first years to Aragog either
43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not put down "The Marauders " as my greatest influence at
Hogwarts.
44.) Putting down "Fred and George Weasley" probably isn't the best idea either...
45.) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
46.) Nor am I allowed to feed the little scum first years to Lupin during full moon...
47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.) I will not ask McGonagall if she has a thing for Dumbledore, as strongly as I believe she does.
50.) I will not use the Room of Requirement as a party hall to annoy the magic out of Umbridge.
51.)I will not call the Ghostbusters as a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.)I will not have a private army of Jizards.
53.) I will not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either... Or Snape.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge... So we should try fire instead.
59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors... Or Snape.
60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.(Or Snape.)
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure
themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to sell Gilderoy Lockhart's used tissues to his shallow little fangirlsl.
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
66.)I will not shout out that Snape has greasy hair at random in the middle of his class.(I will also not blame it on Peeves.)
67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him
impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.)The four Houses are not the Unrealistic Heroes, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.)I will not claim that Luna is indeed crazy and in need to be locked up in the cookoo shack.
75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.(Or give it to Moaning Mertle to stalk Harry.)
76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore how old he exactly is...or if I can guess his age starting from 250.
78.)I will not hire The Remus Lupins, Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, The Whomping Willows or The Moaning Myrtles to play at the Yule Ball
79.) I will not claim that Ms. Norris is demented and then perform an elaborate exorcism on both her and Mr. Filch.
80.) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
81.) Nor is Dumbledore the magical equivalent of Gandalf.
82.) I will not attempt to assassinate Umbridge with every chance I receive. (Or use her magic quill to write, "Wicked Witch of the West" on her Forehead.)
83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme when Professor Snape walks into class, slamming the door, shutting the blinds, pulling down the over head and demanding "Turn to page three hundred and ninety four."
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.) I will not turn to Lupin and scream "ZOMG IT'S ALEX CARPENTER!!"
86.) I will not attempt to steal Hermione's arithmacy homework.
87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. (Or call Crabbe and Goyle Tweedledee and Tweedledum and Malfoy the Mad Hatter...)
88.)I will not grab Ron by the collar and growl "Just tell her you love her goddamit!" and then proceed to threaten him into taking Hermione out.
89.)I will not walk up to Snape with a cup and put it over my mouth and yell "NO I AM YOUR FATHER"
90.)I will not introduce Cho and Cedric to Bella Swan just to see the biggest catfight in the history of catfights.
91.)I will not charm the Slytherin common room to be gold and burgundy.
92.)I will not stand up on the table during the great feast and announce that Dumbledore is gay.
93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall.
94.) I will not tell Draco that he has an uncanny resemblance to Eminem.
95.)-And then explain to him who Eminem is... And then use Umbridges Magic Quill to write Eminem on his forehead...
96.) I will not persuade Harry, Ron and Hermione to join me in making a potion that will go horribly wrong and send us back to the time of The Marauders so we can change the future.
97.) I will not attempt to give Harry laser surgery to remove his scar.
98.) I will not dye my hair red and proclaim myself to be a Weasley.
99.) I will not turn into an animagus and join the Marauders every full moon to accompany Lupin and become the first ever girl Marauder.
100.) I will not under any possible circumstances whatsoever make a list of 100 things that I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts simply so I can go and do them.
(oops ;D)

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby, preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak/nerd. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"Copy this into your profile.

You sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (It's only bad if you talk back. Even though I do that to.)

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. o.o

(One of my personal fave's:)
97.5% of teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were going to jump off a building. Copy and paste
this into your profile if you are one of the 2% that would yell
"JUMP BITCHES JUMP!!!" (-Me)
or one of the 0.5% that would probably push them off (...And Me)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile

Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your Fan Fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you laugh.
Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon :) Miyako-hime :) XSakuraHarunoX :) I'm in love with a Uchiha23 :) Angel Of Cherry Blossoms :) Cherrilatina :) CherryBlossoms016 :) Rayray:) Sakura the lover :) Sasusakufan2357 :) Lina Mistress of Elements :) xnarutoxrocksx :) uchihasakurah26 :) Nokas-Kokas :) NorthernLights25 :) KunoichruleALL :) Kawaiiblossom94 :) dera-chan :) Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai :) Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise :)Hinatakura :) Sakuranata :) Chibi Shino :) Chibi Kabuto :) xxxChibiKibaxxx :) EmeraldEyes69 :) LadyofTheDarkSky :) CrimsonCherryBlossom13 :) Dragenruler :)Rosebutter22:) Vampsaku13 :) darkmelody39 :) DemonWolfTrickster-TK-3X :) tigress96 :)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of the internet has a myspace, if your one of the 2 that can restist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

5 Reasons why kids are so adorable: (other than the obvious...)

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Mom, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

--A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

--A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." (:D - Perfect truth, no?)

~Random~Quotes:

"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW!)

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."

"If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands." (the cookies are pretty good too!)

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

"How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?"

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.)

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

One night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars and I thought; 'Where the hell is the ceiling?' - I must admit, that sounds like something Homer Simpson would do..

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if your a Ninja! (And/or if you could never remember this)

If you think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy/paste onto profile. (Stark & Erik! Stark & Erik!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste on profile.

MURPHY'S LAWS:
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
~Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~~Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen just by touching the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can hear the stairs calling you, and saying that if you ever go near them again they are going to kill you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know the stairs are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If the stairs have made an alliance with the clowns, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are now searching your room for evil-clowns or killer-staircases, copy and paste this into your profile and go to the nearest mental institution.
If you are planning on checking under your bed tonight for evil-clowns or killer-staircases, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile.
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If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.(Maybe steal their wallet and car-keys while you're at it...)

Copy and paste this into your profile if you hate your own siblings, but you like your friends little brother or sister.

99.9 of all humanity hate illness...copy and paste this into your profile if you like chocolate spread!

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer! (...Again)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you look at yourself and suddenly pull a face and say that you're pretty.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Crazy is when you say you ABSOLUTELY HATE a song, but end up singing along anyway.Crazy is when you have bitten one of your friends for no reason at a sleepover and said that they taste good. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Crazy is when you scream at whatever game your playing just because your team is winning.. Gooo Jak X!!! :D

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friend has ever had a mad laughing fit and it was contageous to you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, o.OminiO.o, Chey3X, tigress96

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him Trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids', copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile
If you think Barney is an overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur, and a crack addict. Copy and past this on your profile
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile-LONG LIVE COMPUTERS!!!!!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile
If you are now trying to lick your elbow to see if it is impossible, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
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If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile (we've got jackets!)

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile (..Hello, Ben 10 anyone???)
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
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If your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile.
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
If you know the answer to the riddle, it is so confusing when you are trying to confuse someone you end up confusing yourself therefore you succeed in your task of confusing the person you were trying to confuse because you are less confused than the person you were trying to confuse, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy-and-pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

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if you like poptarts copy and paste this into your profile

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If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you haven't died yet, or are planning on rescheduling your death to a later date, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever read/watch/etc a book/manga/anime/movie/etc. so it would shut your friends up and then ended up liking it so much you got more into it than your friends and they wished they never told you about it paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens copy and paste this into your profile.

At random moments, If you tack "un" on the end of your sentences copy and paste this into your profile (wo0t! Go Deidara-kun!!!)

Ninety-eight 98 percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for President of the United states, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily Yamamoto,KK OR ART CAN GO BOOM,Thefuzzyninjaofpeanutbutter, XxRedxX, Chey3X, wo0t! tigress96,

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.H.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scratch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school cant really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

If you hear Golem's voice in the night calling out to you and he's saying "My Precious..." and you know he's out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Buffy, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Wicked Witch of the North, Chey3X, tigress96

If you think Harry and Ginny are perfect together, re-post this
If you are against the fur trade, re-post this
If you have ever been called a freak, re-post this, nobody deserves to be bullied, be proud that you are different.

If your the girl who's so obsessed with her fave Naruto characters, she's changed her last name on all of her books to say "Uchiha".
If your the girl who finds it hard to concentrate on homework, or even going to sleep because she's too busy thinking about Naruto characters, the Akatsuki, to be exact ^^

Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous On the
pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get
nervous, I take a sip.'
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on
the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sht out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'take this and eat
it for it is my body.' He did not say ' Eat me'
12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry.'
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the
grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a
peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
~The Origination of this letter is unknown.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

(Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.)

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile!!! (Haha!.. Nevaaaar!! A-ha! -Stab.)

-If your one of those random people, who invent their own words because you accidentally say two things at once???
-If you love your favourite (Naruto) characters so much, you actually think your more related to them than your own family...

If you always put things off until the last minute, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather stay at home than go go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile.. screw that i want to go to an anime world!
If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know add this to your profile.
If you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile. (Meeh... pffft, no!)
If you have spelt your name wrong before, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948, MoriOokami, Chey3X, tigress96
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. (Meeh? ..Pfft, no...)

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Kakashi
2) Hidan
3) Itachi
4) Deidara
5) Pein
6) Sasuke
7) Izumo
8) Kotetsu
9) Tobi/Madara
10) Gaara
11) Zetsu (You sexy beast, you.)
12) Kisame

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Zetsu/ Sasuke?! WTF?! ...I think not, and I don't plan on reading one! *updates profile and quickly searches Sasuke/ Zetsu fics in M-rating*...
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah!! -Put it this way, The Sun has to compete with his hottness (cheesy/ corny, call it what you will, but its true.. and you know it!)
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? WTF?! Men get preggas now?!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Hell yeeaa!!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Uhh, how bout not? Sasuke sold himself to Orochimaru.. *cries out and shakes fist in the air*
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Yaoi's pretty sweeeet, and I think Madara/ Pein make a good couple honestly, but they're both seme's and neither is uke... hmm?? I wonder what would have happened!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
OMFG.. I don't see how an ANBU Captain would be caught dead chillin' with the Akatsuki sex bombs... (pardon the pun..)
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
I'm still new to this... but how bout: "How could people so different, have so much in common? What could possibly bring them together?" (IDK!)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Uhh, I don't think so.. and I hope not, although that would be some pretty sick yaoi! (LOL)
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Izumo and Kisame?! WTF! ... Hmm, how bout: "What goes around comes around"?
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Deidara to de-flower Kakashi? Are you kidding?! Ha, but Deidara would probably blow something up, K.O-ing Kakashi, taking advantage of his unconscious state, tie him up, and rape him! Mwahahah! -Did I mention I'm kinda into yaoi?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes, I believe so.. although, she's not as into Itachi as I am!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? She probably could, she's one hell of a drawer!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Deidara/ Pein/ Hidan.. uh, maybe... I'm not sure she's that into yaoi, tho.. BUT I AM! Mwahahahaha!
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? One more time! (The song... no? No takers?)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Famous Last Word's??
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? kakashi/sasuke/kisame... Smut, yaoi, naked-ness... and rated-M? or... BEWARE, NAKED KISAME AHEAD!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I know how sacrifice feels...? So, are you lookin' for a good time? (IDK!!!)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
...Seriously f* up (scuse ma french..)
20) How emo is Seven? Yeah, Izumo's kinda emo... but thats why I love him!

..Because my best friend told me so.. and I think it would be kinda funny, I'm just going to continuously repeat the words "A-ha! Stab!" .. For about 5 sentences. Mehh, it doesn't really bother me! Thxx, tigress96.
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(-Jashin! My hands are so sore!)

Story information:
Take me away: Why yes, for all you smart readers out there who diagnosed that epic spelling, A.N fail.. I changed the title of this fan fic.
Izumi Hotaru: Might not be updated anytime soon, but I'll try.

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FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading, plotting, writing, and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
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My Best Friend's Hot by KNDfreak reviews
AU High School fic. Yaoi. Iruka's in love with his best friend, Kakashi Hatake, and plans on telling him before school ends. Will the dolphin ever get to express his feelings? IruKaka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
They'll know those same stars by SameStars reviews
New Year's Eve doesn't just change the year - it changes everything. Kyle/Tim from Kyle's POV.
Imaginary Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Half Asleep by The Crushinator reviews
Five years after the Hundred-Year War, Fire Lord Zuko is hit with an assassin's dart, and falls into a coma from which he cannot wake. A week passes, and his prognosis is grim. But Katara could swear she hears him in her dreams...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,091 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
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Take me away reviews
When a girl wakes up in the outskirts of Konoha, having no idea how she got there, she is haunted by her past and forced to remember all those things she tried so hard to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010
Izumi Hotaru reviews
Izumi was orphaned at a young age and never got to meet her parents. When she meets Deidara, who's been through the same, can he help her change her perspective on life?.. Might be T in the future!.. I don't own Naruto! Ha! I wish!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Deidara