Author has written 34 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, X-Men, Transformers/Beast Wars, Final Fantasy VII, Avengers, Inuyasha, Doctor Who, Tangled, Eagle, 2011, Dragon Heart, Sherlock, Stardust, and Kingdom Hearts.
Okay, uh, important news for anyone who's reading the profile I made. I MOVED TO AO3! This is my account: It's not because I don't love FF anymore. I just decided to take my stories elsewhere. I'll be leaving them up for future readers to find and I will finish those that need finishing (AKA DMM:Ww? and a few others) and taking them with me once they're complete. I love my fans and would hate to disappoint you all. So, I will still be available to PMs, requests for stories and chapters of Folklore, though I think that one's just about done for me. I have stories I follow on here that haven't gone anywhere just yet. Ta and good luck, Ryder P.S. Beta offers that have been made are still available. Check my Beta Profile to see if it matches any of your fandoms. :) PM me if you think I know your fandom and I'll tell you yes or no.
I MOVED TO AO3!
This is my account:
It's not because I don't love FF anymore. I just decided to take my stories elsewhere. I'll be leaving them up for future readers to find and I will finish those that need finishing (AKA DMM:Ww? and a few others) and taking them with me once they're complete. I love my fans and would hate to disappoint you all.
So, I will still be available to PMs, requests for stories and chapters of Folklore, though I think that one's just about done for me. I have stories I follow on here that haven't gone anywhere just yet.
Ta and good luck,
P.S. Beta offers that have been made are still available. Check my Beta Profile to see if it matches any of your fandoms. :) PM me if you think I know your fandom and I'll tell you yes or no.
So, things about me I find useful:
Orientation: None ya
Age: None ya
Occupation: Writer and closet psych major (Can a shrink's office be online? Hmm, good idea actually.)
I love manga, anime, and virtually all forms of art.
I am addicted to art and I don't deny it. I mostly write slash but can write Hetero pairings if I feel like it.
My list of fav manga goes on forever and ever; so don't ask.
I used to live in Italy and believe that Smart cars are little rolling death traps... Does anyone agree?
Likes: Manga, Anime, yaoi, Adam Lambert, Cinema Bizzare, and Muse (This is BEFORE that damn phase...) *evil glare at Twitard fans*
Dislikes: Disturbances of lunch breaks at work, alley cats outside said house yowling at all hours of the night, drunk Italian boys(just plain nasty), and Italian holidays (Reason being? They take vacation, but they don't do it like Americans... Noooo, they have to go AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME! It's like they call each other; 'So, you going on vacation?' 'Of course I am. Are you?' 'Yes, I have decided to go the same time as you.' I'd kill the lot of them, but they come back in September.) Driving new truck in the rain AND at night, rude people, ALL the Twitardy movies; (I own the books through a fruitless attempt to become a fan...), teachers who demand that I pull essays out of my ass... This list could go on forever, yo.
Drarry Prompt: Title is Accidentally in Fashion. AUverse; Harry's a detective inspector who has the potential to be a model. Famous photographer Draco Malfoy catches him on a trip around the city and the agency he works for wants Harry as a model. The only problem? Draco doesn't know his name or what he does for a living... But the cafe known as The Lightning Strike will change everything.
Current/ In the Works:
Unknown Son: Deleted.
Complex Thoughts: Deleted.
It Hurt when We Fell: Chapter/omake combo will eventually be put up. Thank you all for your patience with my sporadic Muse!
Dark Angel: Deleted.
Truths of an Unwanted Kind: Deleted.
Take it With a Grain of Salt: Complete.
Folklore: Good Lord, this one's taken off like a bat outta hell! Thank you all so much for supporting this one!
Tousled: This has been getting a LOT of attention. Thank you to those who reviewed and/or alerted/faved!
The Eagle and The Magician: Complete! No more chapters will be written. If you want a sequel, well... Write it yourself!
New Perspective: Apparently is liked... I will have to scrounge up the motivation to continue!
Of Broken Angels and Mad Phoenixes: I will be deleting this one shortly. It seems as though no one is reading it and I put a lot of work into it.
Harry Potter and the Dragon's Heart: Will update soon!
Black Silk and Crimson Ties: This is going to stay a one-shot! I love how people seem to enjoy this one. However, since it has been getting so much attention, there will be a sequel. This has been edited and reworked.
Silence: A tribute to my favorite Snake of all time.
Ivory Silk and Emerald Ties: The sequel to Black Silk and Crimson Ties. Does anyone want to see a end piece?
Geasalt Seeker: A TF fic that was prompted by IndieWrites and the lovely Darkeyes17! Read eet!
Irish Series: A collection of five Valenwind one-shots! Please read Blessings first before reading the others, as I have had people read the entire thing backwards before.
Lir'ar'adia: This got happy reviews! Two more chapters I think and then this will be done.
Lucky: Another FF VII/HP crossover... I seem to be doing a lot of those lately, only they come up as 'What if?' kind of lines... I must have something wrong with me.
Deductions, Murder, Magic... Wait, what?: My latest plunny that exploded from my mind. I hope you all enjoy it!
Closer: My first Stony. I hope you all enjoy this!
A Thousand Years: An odd little crossover. Up for adoption if anyone wants it.
I Won't Give Up: An HP/Stardust crossover that came in my mind.
So Called Independent: So, this one's garnered most of the attention of the plunnies I have up.
The Iron Knight and Green Mage: AU Steampunk verse! I love this thing so much. \
Lightning in a Bell Jar: Let's see where this thing goes, folks.
Of Serene Violinists and the TARDIS: This will stay a one-shot. I have no idea how to continue this since my knowledge of Doctor Who is limited at its best.
Do You Want the Truth Or Something Beautiful: An odd little thing that I felt the need to post.
Coming Soon to You...
Mystic: Severus/James drabbles.
Black Silk and Sapphire Ties: Coming as soon as my Muses stop shying away from the damn thing.
Underneath: 1st in a series of seven. Dunno when it'll be up and don't push me.
Cadence of the Heart; Mirrored in the Soul: An Avengers daemon AU that has grabbed my Muses' attention and won't let go just yet.
Random Quotes that I find Amusing:
"... This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine
"Hey, partner... This thing...uh... got any bite to it?" - Reno
"Sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!" -Cid Highwind
"Boy, oh boy, the price of freedom is steep..." -Zack Fair
"Every time I hook up with you, I get SHOT! Last time, I got shot in the ASS! I am in mourning for my ass!"- Izzy, The Mummy Returns
"To the victor goes the frankenstiens!" - Scoot, Creator of WHOOKOS ( We Have Our Own Kind Of Smart)
"It tastes... meh."
"Meh! What the hell, Swiffer?!"
-Swiffer WetJet and Kyo-kun (WHOOKOS, Episode 3)
"People who want to die, hurry up and die. You're wasting good air." -Doctor G, Gundam Wing
Butch: You so need to lighten up about the potato-launcher incident.
Phury: You broke my window.
Butch: Of course, we did. V and I were aiming for it.
Butch: Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen.
-Butch and Phury, Lover Unbound
"The people in DC are just a bunch of overpaid IDIOTS with an I.Q. of a ROCK!" -Retired Navy Guy
Annotation I found in company with the quote above; you gotta love this kid.
Is this guy brilliant or what? Paycut the men and women who hold the guns, fly the planes, and blow shite up from a distance? Really? That's the dumbest idea I have ever heard and I'm only eighteen. We have idiots running for office and idiots who vote them in because they won't express their opinion by voting! There won't be a standing anything if the senior NCOs and other representatives of older, experienced soldiers, sailors, airpersons, and Marines leave to get a better paying job. The only thing the US will have is a Coast Guard and it'll be lucky to have that by the time the Forces disband over this. By all rights, shouldn't those 'paycuts' be directed at the people who made this happen? I don't see a Senator out there complaining like a petulant child whose favorite toy was taken from them... Why is it that the Forces get the brunt of the 'paycuts'? It happened in '84 and again in '96. Don't they just love being the scapegoats for the government... again? And to think that I thought joining the military was a good thing.
Bah. I think not.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe
Shhh! My common sense is tingling... - Deadpool
Sincerely, The Society of People who Think That Names Should Mean Something
Twilight: proving that you can have your cake and eat it too; provided that you don't mind that your husband and your almost boyfriend are probably screwing each other behind your back because they turned mind-blowingly gay in less than three milliseconds when in your presence.
List of Traits One must continue to practice if Insane already:
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all of your sentences with, "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
Sit in a white car with aviator sunglasses, park on the side of the road, and point a hairdryer (preferably black) at them... See if they slow down.
In a moment of complete silence, loudly say, "To the victor goes the frakenstiens!"
Whilst sitting at the breakfast table, tiredly say, "Oh buttery pancake on my wall/ How did you get there?"
Whilst attending a lecture by a super important person, whisper softly, "While in the theater, please turn off all Patronuses. Thank you for your time."
Whilst sitting the movie theater, at normal volume say, "In Accordance with the Prophecy, please turn off your thestrals and hippogriffs. Thank you for your time."
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Hamtaro ROCKED. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, orochimarusbadgirl, ShinigamiMailJeevas, YaoiWolf :3, Keedra2173, Ryder Bellamiren
Just because you were born in '91 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not. When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
I miss those days... it's no fair that they're gone.
That moment where you throw your absolute last pokeball and it sits there...1 bounce...your heart is racing...2 bounce...your eyes widen...3 bounce...could this really b--POP ball opens up. GOD DAMN IT.
† Anyone can be heroic from time to time, but a gentleman is something you have to be all the time †
THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE MEAN NOTHING!
"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted." -Assassin's Creed
SINGLE -TAKEN- ASSASSIN
I'm not short... I'm concentrated AWESOME!
You are yourself. There is no other like you and there never will be. Live long and leave behind a trail of stardust so big it'll take a million years to walk upon it!
Tests I've taken and the Results:
Egyptian Birth Sign: 27 December - 25 January -=- The Sphinx -=- The Intuitive
SemeUke Quiz: Chibi Seme; best partnered with Flaming Uke or Badass Uke
Harry Potter Sorting Quiz: I didn't answer properly the first time around! I'm a proud Slythendor! 80 for Gryffindor and 71 for Slytherin!
Questions about anything and everything from my stories should be sent via PM.
Oh, and don't ask me to Beta. I've had an author, LoyalSlytherinForever, tell me I was a Beta whore and should not even be trying to write as I was trying to take over her story. Feh. I write my OWN stories, thank you very much. Sorry for those of you who would LIKE a Beta, but you know the saying; "Once bitten, twice shy." That one hurt, so no Betaing for me. (06/26/11) Any Betaing offered BEFORE this date is still safe! That means Diaphanous and other authors only. (08/10/11) If I offered you a Beta and you have accepted, yours will be continued as an offer. If you ever need one, just ask and I'll see what I can do for you. You have to be sincere though.
OH BY ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE FAN ART!
This one is for, well, it's self-explanitory.
Isn't it beautiful? Yes, yes it is.
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