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The following letter is posted with permission from MTR


I am very concerned about the purging of stories you have undertaken recently. You have done this without warning to writers and without notifying members of your site that there would be a tightening of policy. I believe this is a reaction to a vocal minority that call themselves the Literate Union or LawlClan Critic Group, or something like that.

I write fanfiction and I post it on your site under the name mrstrentreznor. I have many loyal readers who have pushed my total hit rate to 2,574,874. Each of those hits is a chance for your site to earn some advertising revenue. Do the above groups write fanfic? Do they earn income for your site? Somehow I doubt it.

You ask that people allow anonymous reviews. In my experience the majority of anonymous reviews are ranting, abusive posts that bear no relevance to what I write. And because they are posted anonymously, I have no right of reply or way to contact the writer. If they truly believed what they wrote, then they would not be afraid to log in to the site and to have PM’s turned on, so that they too could receive these kinds of messages. I recently received this ‘review’ (I do hesitate to call it a review) in one of my stories titled ‘Bells’ and another titled ‘the Bad Seed’.

Story: Bells

Chapter: 1. Chapter 1

From: r u kidding me ()

r u kidding me:this is porn! and not even good porn! learn how to write decently and post elsewhere and maybe i'll read your stuff but this is garbage. and you think you're so great? i've read third graders book reports that's written better. it's not allowed on this site. consider yourself reported.

Both stories have no sex at all in them, let alone porn. It is rated M because I rate most of my stories M and M ratings ARE allowed on your site. This is a shotgun blast from someone who can barely write and clearly cannot read. At the very least in their cut and paste response, they could have turned on spellcheck and grammar check. This person presumes to tell me that my writing is below par.

I truly hope that you are not taking their complaints seriously.

I have three teenage children. It is ridiculous to expect the rest of the world to keep them safe; that is MY job as their parent. These people are expecting you to protect their children, and you can’t. Access to images that are pornographic on the internet is remarkably easy. The children of today are digital natives; they understand this world and they can pretty much get around age restrictions or any other limitations on websites. If they are reading fanfiction at least they are reading. It is the choice of such complainers to block certain sites in their own home if they wish to. They should not presume to parent my children.

Nor is a parent.

You are losing members on a daily basis. The site has had problems for more than a year now with issues in logging in, posting reviews and disappearing content. Each time you do not admit that you ARE having issues. You do not respond to complaints from members. Members are lucky to get a one word response. You post nothing on your home page saying that you are fixing it or that you are even aware of the issue. You respond to clearly wrong complaints and change the names of characters and yet do not fix other issues. You delete people’s profiles on the basis of anonymous complaints.

You are deleting translations of stories as well. A number of my stories have been translated into French. They have been done with my permission; they are published as a translation with a clear link to my page. It is not plagiarism and it is not a duplication of stories. It is providing a service for French readers.

Now you are deleting stories and removing profiles with no warning and no message to the members to make sure they have time to back-up a copy. Nor do you give them a warning or an opportunity to fix the issue.

This is poor business practice.

If there is one thing the recent popularity of ‘Fifty shades of grey’ has shown, it is that fanfiction can be a force for change. You could have ridden on EL James’ coat-tails to greater success. You could have said loud and long that it was YOUR site that published her first as snowqueenicedragon. You could have attracted many, many new readers to the site.

But you didn’t.

And now you are in effect, book burning.

Shame on you, fanfiction.

Yours sincerely,


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Of Black and Red Roses by Yuuna Arashi reviews
Morinozuka Takashi, the wild host type of Ouran Hostobu, has hidden feelings for his kouhai, Fujioka Haruhi, who happens to be the natural host type of the club. Will it end happily once he confesses to her? Or will complications follow? Venture through the development of their relationship, as people try to separate them apart. [Complete] - SEQUEL IS UP!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,901 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Slow Burning Embers Can Heal NOW COMPLETE by notashamedtobe reviews
This is a Leah and Emmett fic. You have to read it to see if you like it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Emmett, Leah - Complete
Breakfast Souffles by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
In which the Doctor and Clara spend a lazy day in bed, discuss a morbid topic and make souffles for breakfast- as, let's face it, they taste good any time of the day. 11/Clara. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
At the Cliffs by JoinTeamJacob reviews
Eclipse retold as J&B! Nominated for "Best Must Read" Twilight Avant Garde Fanfiction Awards . "I steadied myself, ready to take the plunge into the swirling icy water below, when suddenly, a hand shot out and grabbed my arm to pull me back..."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,668 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Tie your heart up with string by hermymad reviews
A story that picks up and becomes AU from after the proposal scene. How will Jo cope and how will the loss of her beloved Teddy affect her and the people around her? What should have happened between Laurie and Jo after that day.
Little Women - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,116 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Jo M., Laurie - Complete
The Jacob and Bella Drabbles by audreyii-fic reviews
A collection of drabbles/oneshots written from LJ prompts. Quick, dirty, and unedited. Full spectrum of genres. In other words, tiny little J/B shooters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Jacob
Clearwater Country by Aunt Bran reviews
A story about the adventures of Sue Clearwater and her children, Leah and Seth, in which Sue marries Charlie, and Leah and Jacob fall in love. It's dedicated to my friend Anna, who is both my Alpha and my Beta.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 76,584 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Birthmark by jazzywriter22 reviews
Damon tells Elena that he knows exactly what she looks like naked because he dated her doppelganger. Little does he know that Elena has a unique birthmark located in an intimate location...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,852 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
50 Shades of Absorbency by darkNnerdy reviews
This is the tale of the quiet unknown soldier who protects against the raging war of our lady bits. They have gone unnoticed and unappreciated until today. Crackfic for your viewing pleasure. Rated M for weirdness and Character death.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Edward, Anastasia S. - Complete
Raise The Dead In Me by ForeverIzzie reviews
BASED ON EVENTS THAT OCCURRED IN VARIOUS ROLEPLAYS. Izzie Victorian is a troubled girl lost in the world...until she moves to La Push and meets some of the mysterious yet enticing locals. Rated M for bad language. OC's GALORE but has SM's characters too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012
Ineffable by little furry cannibals reviews
"If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.." Quil wadded up the ad. "Obviously, they don't know La Push," he told Bella. "Or the magic of werewolves. Can I interest you in a lime?" Crack-print ahead!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Bella, Quil Jr.
The Fire of the Sun by audreyii-fic reviews
Sequel to The Movement of the Earth. Bella finds the cost of joining the supernatural world may be higher than she can pay. Jacob/Bella, Sam/Emily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,635 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Movement of the Earth by audreyii-fic reviews
Jacob imprints on Bella. It changes things. A re-write of New Moon, beginning on page 242 in Chapter 10: "The Meadow."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,238 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
These Days by littlewinter reviews
"I groaned and buried my face in my hands. I was a jerk. Here she was, the girl I'd been fighting for over almost a year now. She'd finally given me her little finger and what did I do? Grab her boob. Smooth, Black." Bella/Jacob. Written in JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 189,120 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
A New Heart by KieshaIshtar reviews
Bella and Jacob's near kiss in New Moon. What will Bella do after her kiss with Jacob, and after Edward comes back utterly obsessed? Definitely a tortured JXB story. Beware lemony goodness in chapter 12/33 . Twisted yet believable Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,902 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Mara Jade Skywalker's Deadbook Page by JediMara77 reviews
People asked for another one, so here it is. Sequel to "Mara Jade's Facebook Page." Mara Jade Skywalker experiences the afterlife via Facebook - I mean, Deadbook - and spies on the living. It's as cracky as it sounds.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mara Jade - Complete
A Tribute to my Sister by ForeverIzzie reviews
This is to you, Finna.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 250 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
We Know You by LJ Summers reviews
AU Bella was changed by Aro in Italy in 1900. She escapes and finds herself in the Pacific NW toward the end of WW 2. She meets Levi Uley and the two of them develop a relationship that will last for decades... And that's not the end of the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,548 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - [Bella, Levi] Edward, Quil Sr. - Complete
The Imperative by LJ Summers reviews
This is a look at what Sam Uley calls the mating imperative in an imprinted relationship. Third in my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series, it is rated M for the more sensual theme and one long weekend. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Embry - Complete
Mara Jade's Facebook Page by JediMara77 reviews
The L/M romance as told via Facebook. Written for a board challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
The Definition of Want by audreyii-fic reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Her Front Door by goldengirl2707 reviews
J/B - O/S: WINNER OF THE "MY FRONT DOOR" CONTEST ON JBNP. - Every time he knocked on her door, their lives changed completely. Will this time be the last?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Madness Has No Method by little furry cannibals reviews
Imprinting is always rainbows and sunshine for the wolf it happens to. Unfortunately, the rest of the pack doesn't think so.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Forever is never enough by Lucyferina reviews
Free, I finally felt free and I realized that home wasn't a place to me, it was Jacob Black. Wherever he was that's where I belonged. "Jacob, I love you and I'm sorry I didn't figure it out sooner." Strong Bella/ Alpha Jacob. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,999 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
New moon: Jacobs story by kaitymagoo reviews
Jacob trys to heal Bellas broken heart and ends up falling for her in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Jacob
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Comforter by Bellum Gerere reviews
At the end of the first book, Finn is roaming the corridors at night and decides to stop by Enna's room. What happens there is not remarkable nor overly romantic, but he sees it as significant - proof of his loyalty. If only she could see...
Goose Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Complete
I've Always Loved You by Knblair86 reviews
Imprint Story! After Jake gets 'sick', Bella starts hanging out with Quil. How will they help each other heal? What happens when the Cullen's come back to town and Will Victoria finally get her revenge? Please give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,701 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
Tryptic by the shattered star reviews
A three-shot based on Finn visiting Enna in the palace to comfort her. Based on a quote from River Secrets : "I try to sleep near her so she needn't wake up alone. In the palace, I used to sneak into her room, sleep beside her." -- Page 24
Goose Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Advice by audreyii-fic reviews
The bikes are nearly done. Bella is sad and Jacob tries to help. Hallucinations abound. A mid-New Moon Garage Fic. As per usual, I make no claims to originality.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Where Your True Destiny Lies by cullen818 reviews
My entry for "I Get off in Volterra" Contest. Once Aro sees exactly what kind of vampire Bella will be,through Alice's vision, he decides to keep her for the Volturi. He assigns Alec her Guard because he is the only member who doesn't want to drain her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Alec, Bella - Complete
Wolf Girls 101 by LJ Summers reviews
In the same AU as The Hardest Part and The Imperative, Wolf Girls 101 is the guidebook Emily Uley is writing to help new imprints learn about what to expect from the werewolf that imprinted upon them as well as some of the ups and downs of Pack life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Emily - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
The Hardest Part by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Embry, Bella] - Complete
Do You Remember? by LJ Summers reviews
A winner in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge, this is a story about unconditional love and the value of memory. Jacob and Bella have been married for about forty years when the Cullens want to visit for what is possibly the last time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2009 - [Bella, Jacob] - Complete
Love Unseen by Laura Schiller reviews
The letter Teddy wrote and Emily never read.
Emily of New Moon series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Your Heart Remained the Same by rebeldivaluv reviews
Part of him would always be hers. JacobxBella. JacobxRenesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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