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Author has written 20 stories for Cats, and Harry Potter.

Okay! MistoFan10 here! Im so sorry! Im baaccck now! So for the long profile! hehe...im too lazy to fix it.

Going to High School August 18th, sooo, I will try so hard to update when I can! :3


click here for my new account on fanfiction, for other stories, like oliver, and dragonball z, and other stuff! :D

I am a teenager, I am RumTumTugress's best friend! I'm also 14! I'm on the computer writing stories so i can have a life. I love acting and i'm currently looking for some musical to try out for at the Rose Theatere. But none yet. SIGH! Oh well. I figured out about a month ago that Mistofelees was hiding from Macavity under my bed while i was cleaning it up. So now Mistofelees lives with me! It's awsome! He helped RumTumTugress out by teleporting Rum Tum Tugger to her house. Soooo yeah, when i'm bored i have Mistofelees conjur up all the Jellicles, except for Macavity and Grizzabella, and also Old D for a Jellicle Dance party!

stuff about meh:

i am spazzy

i am an idependant (I spelt it wrong i know!)

I do obsess over musicals or movies or books ect... so much it scares people.

I do sleep til 11 o' clock on weekends if i'm able to.


I can talk for hours on end on the phone with meh bff RumTumTugress.

I have created a new language that only RumTumTugress and i can decode

half of our language iz in hyrogliphics, and the other half are sighs that RumTumTugress and i came up with!

I am a girl!

My birthday is March 17... *Puts on a hopeful face.*

I prefer a VSR instead of a DVD player.

I like VHS's instead of DVD's...

Mistoffelees is sexy in my opinion, and i don't care wat u people think! TUGGER CAN GO TO THE DARK FOREST WITH SCOURGE AND TIGERSTAR, AND BROKENSTAR, AND DARKSTRIPE!

I do love warrior cats! HI ERIN HUNTER I HOPE U R READING THIS!

I love to draw.

I love to animate!

I want to have a youtube account but my mom won't let me.

I hate facebook, it's like ciggeretst to some people, once your on, you can't get off.

MySpace can go to hell for all i care.(Sorry...)

I can be good at sports, only when i'm angry though...

I hate work!

I hate cleaning!

My room is clean surprisingly.

I am skinny surprisingly!


BROWSE MY PROFILE AND READ MEH STORIES! BATZ COMMANDS U!( batz is meh own character that i made up!)

haha! Now for some stuff

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line

--///-\\\--Put this on your page if
--|||--|||--You love wolves
--|||--|||--want to stop wolf slaughter
--|||--|||--and hunting
--\\\-///--please put this on your page
--\\///--if you care
--///--\\\-- -started by warriorcatsfan13

Snowkit; a deaf kitten whom was taken by a hawk, known to be dead...

Post this on your profile if you believe he is not and will have an important role in other series.

Maybe... just maybe, the Erins will make it so.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! ) copy this into your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when i say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your Math/Science/History, Spanish, or other school related notebook is filled with random notes about your characters, story ideas, stories or actual fragments of said stories, copy this to you profile.

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think it's funny to watch your friend do somthing stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.

]--]--Put this
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]--]--memory of
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Hawkthorne Heights

anything rock really, excetp for KISS

three days grace

linkin park

katy perry





The Sister's Eight

Any Mystery and romance books.

Harry Potter

LIKES: CATS, MISTOFELEES! Pouncival,Mungojerrie,Macavity, Jemima, Rumpelteazer, Victoria, Animating, Drawing, Writing, Being Hyper, Talking on the phone, having spaz attackes, singing, dancing and singing to CATS, swimming, MISTOFELEES, Draco Malfoy you sexy blonde you! LOL!


Dislikes: Anyone who despises Mister Mistofelees, homework, my old school, suck up's, people who make Mistofelees the bad guy in their books, the kids down my street,( But one of them moved yayz!:D) and the kid up the street. He scares me.


Behind those Eyes of Emerald (In Progress first chapter now up!)

High School will be starting on August 18, so i will have LOTS of more homework! But i will try my best to update frequently!

So, enjoy my channel.

Paste any of these teams on your channel if you support or your on their team. ( Idea: Rosebud5)

Team Mistofelees

Team Victoria

Team I hate Twilight

Team RumTumTugress

Team MistoFan10

Team MistofeleesxVictoria


Team Wicked



Team Summer Vacation

Team Ice Cream

Team Swimming

Team Solitude

Team Animation (Yes, i'm an animator)

Team Pouncival

Team Tumblebrutus

Team Random



Team Draco Malfoy!
Team Ron Weasly

Team Harry should of tested that Semptra Sectrum spell on anyone else BUT DRACO!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,

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Everybody is doing these. I couldn't stop myself.

1) Mistofelees

2) Rum Tum Tugger

3) Jemima

4) Victoria

5) Pouncival

6) Macavity

7) Busterphore Jones

okay, 1 is in love with 4, what does he do?

He asks her to the Jellicle Ball then kisses her on the cheek

4 says yes to 1 and they are happy, then 6 comes and kidnaps 4 what does 1 do?

He goes to give 6 a peace of him magical mind!

5 wants to talk with 4, but then he kisses her and 1 see's them. What does 4 do?

4 pushes 5 away and tells him it just isn't going to work nicely.

if you were 1 and you saw that, what would you do?

you would go to 4 and ask her about it, without being rude, then you would forgive her and ask her to be you mate!

If you were 4, what would you say to 1?

Ummm, holy crap this is sudden, YES!

Okay, um, don't judge me please, this was sooooo random.

If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. ( idea: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees)

If you have ever argued with the computer screen, copy and paste this into your profile.(idea: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees)

If you think Mr Mistoffelees and Victoria are MATES and not sibblings, copy and paste this into your profile.(idea: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees)

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree. (idea: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care. I admit, I teared up.)


Please, if you have a cold heart. Read this and it will warm up. This saying that I made up, will surely fit this poem or short story

Okay, now for some random stuff like copy and paste these please. You know that stuff.

Love never dies, even if the person does. (Idea: ME!) copy and paste this to your profile if you think this is true.

If you know that PIRATES are indeed better than ninjas, please copy. (No offense to Ninja people out there)Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees

I've always wanted to flyingtacklehug the real Mister Mistofelees( Yes i think the jellicles are real. If gives me purpose. And it inspires me to write more.) If I couldn't flyingtacklehug him, then I would flyingtacklehug Jacob Brent. The awsome and hot(NO COMMENT RUMTUMTUGRESS!) actor and dancer who played Mister Mistofelees in the 1997 version of CATS!

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( I would DIE if I read that little!) From Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. From: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot, if you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile. From: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees

If you can read the following message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? (the Cetroar is azamnig!)

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Idea: Magical-Marvel-Mr.Mistofelees.

Yay! I could read it!

Okay, I would copy and paste the abortion poem on here.

But here's the thing.

I don't believe in abortion over 5 months. By that time you should of made up your mind. I also read that after 5 Months, the baby can feel pain.

I also had to put this down. What if you were rpead( I spelt it wrong to see if you could read it. I also don't feel confortable spelling the word correctly) By a guy you abostolutly hate. Would you really want to give birth to his kid if you escaped? I surely wouldn't. I would do for my own good. Like that girl who was rpead at the age of 13. If that was me. Which it's not, If i escaped. TO THE DOCTORS!

Now, please no critisim. I hate it when people commit abortion. But sometimes it's for health reasons. What if the child would live it's whole life in the hospital, basically like a vegatable! Alway's getting needles poked through it. Couldn't live without life support. Or what if you would die during birth. And your child would die within 20 minuetes because it was born premature? Or if you had to put it up for adoption, or didn't have the money to take care of it or even had the money to go to the hospital to give birth! Now, i know for a fact that abortion costs less then birth in the hospital.

Please don't judge me. If you are 50/50 about abortion. Please copy and paste this to your profile.


Macavity, and Munkustrap are brothers.

Rum Tum Tugger and Mister Mistofelees are Munkustraps nephews.

Rum Tum Tugger and Mister Mistofelees are brothers.

Carbuckety, Pouncival are the same person.

Sillabub, Jemima, are the same person.

Exotica is a backround chararcter. No offence to any Exotica lovers out there.

Pouncival and Jemima become mates.

Tugger and Bomablurina become mates. ( It was meant to be!)

Mistofelees and Victoria become mates(Obiviously! It was a pair made in heavyside!)

Quaxo and Mistofelees are the same person.

Old Deuteronomy is the father of Munkustrap and Macavity.

Mistofelees father is Macavity! I believe it. For some reason I haven't figured out yet.

Mistofelees kills Macavity in an epic battle for Victoria! Hint Hint.

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer ARE NOT SIBLINGS.

TANTOMILE AND CORICOPAT ARE NOT SIBLINGS! They are just magical mates. Or something like that.

The Jellicles live in the Junkyard. They don't have owners.

Jennyanydots and Skimbleshanks are mates. And they gave birth to Mungojerrie.

Jellylorum and Gus are mates. And they gave birth to Rumpelteazer.

Soooo, thats all I can think of right now, but! I just had to try this!

I figured out my goth name

It's black and your pets name. I have 2 pets. Should I go with...

Black Olivia? or

Black Riley? Your choice.

My Superhero name! Your fave color and your fav drink.

Mine would be Blue Lemon! Because I LOVE Lemonade!

My Star Wars name is ( The first 3 letters of your last name and the first 2 of your first name.)

thond... Really! Thond, thats what my Star Wars name is! Good thing I hate Star Wars. No offence to anybody!

And here is my Detective name! DONT JUDGE ME!

The Blue Jellicle.

Yes I think that Jellicle Cats are real and that they are a speices of animal. They are extremely endangered. Please contact us at www.blahwedon'tcare.com (NOT A REAL WEBSITE DON'T CLICK ON THIS!) Your donation will create one more Jellicle to the world. Together we can help Jellicle Cats become a part of Society. Thank you.

Alright, this is from fantasia-the-crazy profile. I wanted to try it.

Grab the nearest book near youn and turn to page 81 and read line 4

Jake Ranson and the Skull Kings's Shadow

Jake sighed. So the T-Rex was a female, a mother guarding her nest. No wonder.

Stretch you left arm as far as it can go and see what you can touch.

A boring magazine i really don't care about...

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Animal Planet's the Most Extreme... I was bored. But I watch Animal Planet. ALOT...

Without looking, guess what time it is.


Now look at the clock, what time is it actually?

3:43, i was close... i guess..

With the exesption of the computer, what can you hear?

guns, not really! JK! I can hear my 4 year old sister being a spaz. God, she takes after me! At least i know when to stop..

What time did you last step outside? Where were you going?

11:35, my grandma and grandpa took me and my siblings to fotenelle forest to walk... it was relaxing, not really. I was being eaten by bugs...

Before you took this survey, what did you look at?

I was drooling over a picture of the marvolous, the magical, MISTER MISTOFELEES!

What are you wearing?

some light baige shorts. Um, a light blue light purplish shirt with a dark blue swirly design on the left side, red converses!(Like Doctor Who wears. David Tennat.) And My Victoria tail. I'm bored. And I love my tail!

Did you dream last night?

Yes, and it was a creepy dream. I have a dream Diary. And i'm going to type it up after 3 more dreams. You guys can read my retarted dreams... yayz..

When did you last laugh?

3 seconds ago. Pouncival did a backflip off the tire during Rum Tum Tugger. Soo cool!

What is on the walls in the room you are in?

A picture of my grandma's dead dog teddie. She was a girl. Teddie's ashes in a box. (Thats not weird...) A glass giraffe. A shelf with stuff on it. A picture of a castle from a place that is in a place. A lamp attatched to a wall. And a cabnit attatched to a wall. The color of the wall is a peachy skin color. Not what i would choose if this was my house, but it matches the carpet.

Have you seen anything weird lately?

My little sister who is four just decided that is was too hot, so she just took her shirt off and now she's running around the room. I'm used to it. This is kinda normal to me. This happens on a daily basis.

What was the last movie you saw?

CATS! duh.. hehe, i can't stop watching it!

If you became a multi-Millionare overnight, what would you buy?

A huge house for my family. And one quarter of it would belong to yours truly, me, no sharing rooms! Then I would by front row tickets with backstage passes to the nearest CATS performance. Then I would by myself and RumTumTugress a Rumpelteazer costume, and me a Victoria costume. Then I would build one part of the house that is the size of the CATS stage with a flat screen TV, with CATS on DVD, all the costumes in CATS hanging on the wall, it would be designed like the CATS stage, tire and everything. The walls, windows and door would be soundproof, so I could sing as loud as I wanted. It would have a camera to warn me when somebody is coming. And Mistofelees pipe would lead to my room. If you go down, it would be a slide. See? I have it all planned out. Also RumTumTugress would be livin with me! Sharing in my glory of CATS HEAVEN!

Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I can make a weird growling sound. It's like a sheep and wolf combined. I can crack my back, ankles, fingers, toes, neck and shoulders. I can sing as high as Jemima when I'm in a good mood. I fell 3 stories out of a tree without injuring myself. I was barely winded. Wanna know why I did it? I saw a hornet. I'm also deathly afraid of death, hell, any bug with a stinger, that includes scorpians, drowning. I love Macavity! I love love love love love love love love love love love love love MISTOFELEES! There ya go. OH! And my hair changes colors to the seasons. Summer its a straberry blonde, Fall, it's a browinish ginger, Winter, it's a dark ginger brown. And Spring, its a Light Brown. Weird huh?

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I am choosing between these. Saving EVERY Endangered animal, and starting a reasearch to create 4D movies, starting with CATS and WICKED.

George Bush:


Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her

Victoria, Alue, or some Irish name, don't know on that one yet.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Either Jacob(Heheh) or some irish name. I'm part irish, my name is irish. Just keepin the tradition.

Consider living abroad?


And now for some more surveys copied from many different profiles. If you see one of you surveys on here. I automaticly give you credit. Sooo, enjoy these random surveys!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? China, ohhh seaseme chicken

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56,line 3, word 6. What does it say? fireheart

3. What can you hear right now? My 7 month year old sister impersonating a zombie. Ahhughhuuhh

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. " Why hello Olivia how r u doing?" "Meow?" "I love you." " MEEEOOOWW!"

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Cailu. It's a retarted show from canada(No offence RumTumTugress, I know you love Canada) It's about a bald 4 year old who doesn't have a diasese. It's weird.

6. Type your name with your elbow: kxglovfg n010

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer? Uhhh, i typed this kxglovfg n010

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Open your eyes whats the first thing you see? My CATS the musical coffee mug.

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be? deciding between Cinderheart and Poppyfrost.

10. Find the third letters of all your answers and underline them. What does it spell? I7yihCc... Okay this word means. CHOCOLATE, HYPERNESS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?

Well, it's hard to say, at my old school some guy i had a crush on asked me to dance, but i was nervous and stressed so i ran away, leaving RumTumTugress to come and find me. Does that count?

2) where did you get your default picture?

Google images.

3) what's your middle name?


4) your current relationship status?

I am single. But not for long hopefully.

5) does your crush like you back?

I think so, he's called me on my cell phone. And he caught me when i was about to fall.

6) what is your current mood?

Tired and Hyper at the same time. = weirdness

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?

Gotta check... white.

8) what color shirt are you wearing?

Gray with horses on it.

9) Missing something?


10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

That the Great Depression NEVER happened.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?

Really? a cat...

12) ever had a near death experience?

Yes, I was climbing my tree in my front yard to have some peace. Right when i was relaxed i heard a buzzing sound. To my surprise a HUGE HORNET was hovering by me. I screamed and jumped. Luckily i had watched cats fall millions of times on YouTube, So, I twisted myself to land on my stomach, rather then my back, if i landed on my back i would of been paralyzed. I smashed on the ground with the wind knocked out of me, but i just stood up and walked inside with the whole neighborhood staring at me. No questions please.

13) something you do a lot?

Call RumTumTugress on the phone, write stories, sing to CATS, dance to CATS. Rinse wash and Repeat.

14) the song stuck in your head?

ALL THE SONGS FROM WICKED. But mostly Dancing through Life.

15) who did you copy and paste this from?


16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

At my old school, Tate and Cory. U don't know them.

17) when was the last time you cried?
3 days ago, my little sister was stressing me out BIG TIME.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
At outdoor Ed I have, and they said i was good! :D

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?

To morph into ANYTHING i wish, and that includes toasters and Jellicle Cats.

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their hair.

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
A Vanilla bean frappichino, whip, and no expresso. I don't drink coffee.

22) what's your biggest secret?

you don't want to know, because i don't have one!

23) favorite color?


24) do you still watch kiddie shows?

Seaseme street, play with me seaseme, and fireman sam.

25) what are you?

I am hyper, full of energy, i'm batty! Hence my nickname, Batz. I'm in love i animate, draw sing and dance, i not hypoallergenic! I LOVE CAts i love WICKED.


26) do you speak any other language?

I speak a little french (blei) You don't want to know what that means. And a little spanish

Hola, soy Rosa

la favorito color la azule me casa la La Vista


Hello, i'm name my favorite color is azule, my house is in la vista

27) what's your favorite smell?

Brown sugar and vanilla

28) Describe your life in one word. What would it be?


29) have you ever kissed in the rain?

No, but i really want to!

30) what are you thinking about right now?


31) what should you be doing?

nothing, i'm home alone at the moment. Grandma went to the store left me with the baby. She likes to watch me at the computer.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My little sister. It happens on a daily basis

33) do you like working in the yard?


34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?


35) do you act differently around the person you like?

Yes! I act all flirty and mature.

36) what is your natural hair color?

Strawberry Blonde.( ANd no i am not stupid)

37) who was the last person to make you cry?

My little sister.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidbackperson.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Wow...this is quite...accurate...TRY IT!!


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.(fantasia-the-crazy)

Okay, here are some copy and paste things i made up a couple nights ago while trying to get to sleep

98% of the girl teenage race would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to jump off a cliff or skyscraper, if your the 2% that would yell " Put a blindfold on and do a backflip!" copy and paste!

If you have ever had the sudden urge to have a spaz attack during lunch at school, copy and paste

If you have ever had a random laughing fit for no apparent reason, copy and paste!

If you like hugging all the boys in your class to annoy them, copy and paste!

If you have memorized EVERY single song in CATS, copy and paste!

If you read random Fanfiction stories, copy and paste!

If you love CATS and WICKED, copy and paste!

1.) Female Character: Victoria

2.) Another female character: Rumpelteazer

3.) Male: Munkustrap

4.) another male: Mungojerrie

5.) Favorite character: MISTOFELEES!ahhhhh

6.) male: Alonzo

7.) Female: Electra

8.) Male: Rum Tum Tugger

9.) Female: Etcetera

10.) Male: Macavity!

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

NO! I'm glad i haven't!

2.Do you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

Kinda, maybe on a scale onf 1 to 10, a 4

misto on a scale of 1 to 10 is a 50!

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Victoria would cry to misto and have misto zap Alonzo

4.Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yah, it's called "do you love me?"

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

NO! Teazer and Electra!( I have to look that up...)]

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

4/9 maybe (I'll have to look up 4/8)

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Electra would stare at tugger in pure horror and then slap munkustrap silly ( I FEEL SILLY!)

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

Mungojerrie dumps teazer for electra, alonzo starts to have feelings for the tiger colored burlger tabby queen. Then they kiss GASP!

9.Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

I don't think Mungo X Macavity are a real couple...

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

I'll never forget your voice.

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Mungojerrie would try to kill misto for Vikie ( And fail...)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

No... weird.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

Animal I have become. Macavity iz AWSOME!

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character).

Graylepord (Graystripe and Lepordstar)

What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up).

Tigeripeam (Tigerstar, Graystripe, and Silverstream)

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark).


4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan).

Thunderstream (Thunderclan and Riverclan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of).

Sausage (IDK)

What would be your warrior name?


What would be your kits' name?

Streamkit/paw/night Rosekit/paw/flower Stonekit/paw/stream

What would be you deputy's name?


What would be you mate's name?


What clan would you be in?


Sister's name?


Brother's name?


1. How did you get one of your scars?Having a piece of metal from my bike stab my thigh as it fell on me! (HA! It looks like Australia!)

2. What is on the walls in your room? My shrine of Mister Mistofelees some pictures and thats about it.

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? I ralk... about random stuff like bacon.

4. What type of music do you listen to? Musicals and rock

5. Do you know what time you were born? yes. 7:00 A.M exactly. (Creepy huh?)

6. What do you want more than anything right now? A Boyfriend!

7. What do you miss? The time when i was an only child

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? my pets, and all of my stuff

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Yes...

11. Do you get scared of the dark? Sometimes, not really

12. The last person that made you cry? Wyatt, a guy at my school.

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? I LOVEZ PERFUME SINCE I AM A GIRL!

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex? black or brown hair/ blue or green eys.

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? At the end of a show or musical i stared in backstage(Or onstage in front of the audience for an encore)

16. Coffee or energy drink? SCOOOTERS!

17. What is your favourite pizza topping? Cheese and hamburger

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? A BOYFRIEND!

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? A song that my bff wrote to cheer me up one day.

22. Do you like anybody? Yes, look at the questions between 1 and 100. HA YOU'LL NEVER GUESS!

23. Are you double jointed? Unfortantly no... SIGH!

24. Favourite clothing brand? How should i know!

26. Do you have a pet? YEP! YES YES!

27. What kind is it? One Egyptian Maow, named Olivia. (Egyptian Maow, it's a brand of cat.)

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Yes, oh yes. I've fallen more in love with the person that said that he didn't like me. Teenage romance, soooo dramitic.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? Telling them to their face.

30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 65... IDK

31. Blonds or brunettes? NEITHER! I'm a girl! HA!

32. What is the one number you call most often? Meh best friend RumTumTugress.

33. What annoys you most? My parents and my little sister.

34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes, twice.

35. Your weaknesses? Reject.

36. Met anyone famous? Yes. I can't remember his name, i got a figure skating lesson from him. Alos i've met I can't remember. I WANT TO MEET IDINA MENZEL AND JACOB BRENT SOOOOOOOOOO FRIKIN BAD!

37. First job? nope. Only 13

38. Ever made a prank call? Yes.. but i knew the person... and i was watching my best friend do the prank call, she just used meh phone.

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Listning to CATS and Round and Round by Selena Gomez.

41. Have you ever had surgery? Nope. THANK GOD! I am needlephobic.

42. What do you get complimented about most? My drawing skills that RumTumTugress taught me. And my SPAZZINESS! hahaahahh SNOWMOKEY'S SHALL TASTE LIKE CANDY!

43. Have you ever had braces? No. But i will have to get some soon. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

44. What do you want for your birthday? a Laptop, money, CATS the musical stage makeup. SIM Card.

45. How many kids do you want? Probably two.

46. Were you named after someone? Yes, My great grandpa's middle name is what my name is. My great grandpa died two months ago. Sigh!


49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Whatever is handed to me. As long as i've heard of the brand.

50. Do you like your handwriting? Yes. It's fun!

51. What is your favourite lunch meat? TURKEY! NOM!

52. Any bad habits? Picking at scabs when i'm stressed.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? My 3 Hanna Montana CD's.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Maybe...

56. Do looks matter? For me 50/50.

57. How do you release anger? Singing and muttering to myself.

58. Where is your second home? 2 minuetes away at meh grandparents house.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child? A bouncy ball.

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? maybe, 10, or more.

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No. I HATE BARNEY!

63. Do you use sarcasm? Noooooo. (yes, yes i do)

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? BOTH I NOMS ON!

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Sense of Humor, Kindness, protective, strong, not afraid to hold my hand in public.

66. What are your nicknames? Spaz, Hyperqueen. But mostly Batz.

68. What's your favourite television show? Avatar the last Airbender and I Carly. (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

69. What was your actual SAT score? whaaaaa?

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? COOKIE DOUGH! And toffe carmel cruch.

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes. Why do you ask? Do you want one? WELL U CAN'T HAVE IT!

72. When was the last time you worked out? Last night.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? YOU LIE! THERE IZ A QUESTION 64! But you forgot question 39...

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 78 iz meh guess.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Yes, yes i do.

76. What are you listening to? Round and Round by Selena Gomez (Personally i think it's meh theme song except that he doesn't call me.)

77. Last thing you drank? Water. (And RAAAIIINNBOOOWWWSS!) HA RANDOMNESS!

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? RumTumTugress

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same sex? Their face or eyes.

80. Favourite thought-provoking song? No Good Deed (Wicked)

81. Favourite thing to hate? People who hate everything I LOVE.

82. Favourite month of the year? June.

83. Favourite zodiac sign? Leo the Lion

85. What is your hair colour? Dirty Blonde

86. Eye colour? Blue.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant? Runza

90. Do you like sushi? NO! It's raw fish!

91. Last thing you watched? CATS! Of course!

92. Favourite day of the year? Halloween, and meh birthday!

93. Play any musical instruments? Nope, don't need to. Well, i guess i do. It's called my voice.

94. Republican or Democrat? I. Dont. Get. Involved. With. Politics.

95. Kisses or hugs? kisses, yep.

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships. yep, no ONE night stands.

97. What was the last thing you bought? YARN! SOO MUCH YARN FOR MEH CATS WIG!

98. What kind of car do you have? I can't drive til i'm frikin eitghteen, god, meh parents are SOOOOOOOOOOO overprotective! God!

99. What book are you reading? After some kid named Jadon gets done with it, i'll be reading "The Huger Games" But until then i'm re-reading WICKED for the sixth time.

100. Describe your love life: SIGH! SINGLE! I AM SOOOOO IRRATATED BY THIS!

Things to do on an elevator!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

More random copy and paste! (I have a very very long profile!

ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you don't agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile

99 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 1 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)



1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Random Facts

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

(hands up who actually tried this!)

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or

it will digest itself. (YUCK!)

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Why Women Rule!

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

ha ha.. lolz.

A Good Friend... A Best Friend...

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend has to ask why you're crying. A best friend already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

A good friend will say you can do better. A best friend will call him up and say "You have seven days to live


I made all of these up. So give ME MistoFan10 credite once you copy and paste to your profile please!

Sensitive girls are like glass hearts, you can't just go and steal one because your bored. Because one day you'll get bored of that heart and break it, taking a little bit of glass that resembles love with you. Then when that Broken Glass Heart Finally mends it'll have one part missing, the part YOU took, and every time that glass heart is broken it loses a piece of love. Then one day that sad, sad, poor, poor, lonely, sensitive girl will wonder why it's worth to love, and she'll never love again and she'll die alone. If you believe that boys should be more caring about Sensitive Girls Copy and Paste (But give ME MistoFan10 credit!)

Some days i'm sad, some day's i'm happy, then i'll be depressed for 3 weeks and repeat the cycle. If this is you. Copy and Paste

Boys fall for ANYTHING! If you have made boy's believe that your crying but your not, copy and paste!

MISTOFELEES IS HOT! THAT'S THAT! If you agree, copy and paste.

If You love acting! COPY AND PASTE!

Things to do when your teacher leaves the room and nobody is there to watch you.

1) Stare at a random Boy/Girl. Has to be the opposite Gender

2) Randomly yell "MACAVITY!"

3) Have a dance party!

4) Start breathing heavy and say " Fido? Is that you coming for me from the beyond!?"

5) Play peek-a-boo with yourself.

6) Go to a random Boy/Girl and sprinkle 'Pixie Dust' on them, if they say they hate Pixie Dust then send the 'Pixies' to attack them.

7) Randomly stand in front of the room and yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING! Good day." Then sit back down.

8) Play an imaginary instrument like a piano/trumpet and walk around the room.

9) Ranomly breath "AHhhhhh" Over and over again

10) Radomly meow

11) Say "So, anybody single?"

12) Annoy somebody all day and when they saw to stop i'll do anything say "Anyting?"

13) Spaz out ( Duh! I have random spazz attacks every day!)

Some random info on me!

My age: 13 YAYZ!

Gender: Female (Queen in the Jellicle world!)

Birthday: I havez an irish birthday because i have irish in meh! March 17!

I have an irish name, irish birthday, and the other while i was sitting on meh bed a four leaf clover landed on meh notebook in front of me. ( I'm not lying! This is 100% true!)

I'M OBSSESSED WITH CATS THE MUSICAL, WICKED, CATS, GETTING A BOYFRIEND (Which probably won't happen anytime soon) And! Getting meh costume done before Halloween! AHH RUSH!

If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. (*cough* CATS *cough*)

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (*cough* Mistoffelees *cough*)( From MacavityManiac, who I swear i'm secretly related to along with RumTumTugress, Fantansia, and Magical-Marvel-Mistoffelees)

92 percent of teens and young adults would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off, copy this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with one of the Jellicles, copy and paste this so that the obsessed can band together to go kidnap those Jellicles. (*cough* Mistoffelees *cough*)

If you got three wishes and would use one of those wishes to become a Jellicle, copy and paste this.(Also copied from MacavityManiac)

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Mistoffelees










(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

That Misoffelees is replacing Mungojerrie in the Notorious duo because he can just conjur up the things Teazer wants to steal

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Victoria doesn't care. She saw it coming that Tumble and Jemima would become mates. (But Electra sure is pissed)

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

An open window leading into a wealthy person's home. (heheh)

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

OH GOD! Okay here it goes.

Mistoffelees is out on a walk one day when he see's Admetus crying. He askes him what's wrong, when Admetus says nobody likes him Mistoffelees finds out that he has feelings for the unloved tom. They go into his pipe and live happily ever after! (IM SO SORRY MISTOFFELEES!)

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Ummmm, okay then, let me think... White Tabby Queen (Idk, Victoria and Electra aren't gay!)

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

Victoria and Pouncival, but we all know that Victoria loves Mistoffelees (NO COMMENT RUMTUMTUGRESS!)

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Admetus, he wants to commit suiside anyway!

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Rumpelteazer is mated with Tumblebrutus, but Admetus wants Tumblebrutus to himself. So Admetus gets Victoria and Pouncival to help, but everything goes wrong when Tumblebrutus runs off with Demeter. Jemima and Electra go to bring them back, but find that Victoria and Tumblebrutus are the parents of Etcetera and Electra. It comes to light that Rumpelteazer was cheating with Electra, and cheating on both of them was Pouncival, The Tribe look around and look at Munkustrap, who is outraged and is now Cenial, Munkustrap suddenly yells. "I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! GO MATE WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT TO!"

The end!

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Elphaba

2. Galinda/Glinda

3. Fiyero

4. Boq

5. Dr.Dillamond

6. The Wizard

7. Nessarose

8. Madam Morrible

9. Toto

10. Dorothy

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

That they know Something Baaaad is comibng (HA! Musical Humor!)

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Glinda would yell "FIYERO YOUR GAY! WHAT IS GOING ON!?"

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Dr.Dillamond is shot then eaten for food (Idk)

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

Elphaba doesn't care what the Wizard is doing to the Animals because she loves him, they go to a secret land in Oz and live happily Ever After! (I'M SO SORRY ELPHIE!)

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Kansas goes good with Pink...

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

Madam Morrible and Dr.Dillamond Definitly!

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Nessarose, she could run it over with her Wheelchair!

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Dr.Dillamond is mated with Fiyero, but the Wizard wants Fiyero to himself. The Wizard gets Glinda and Madam Morrible to help, but everything goes wrong when Fiyero runs off with Toto. Boq and Dorothey go to bring them both back, but find that Glinda and Fiyeor are the parents of Nessarose and Dorothy. It comes to light that Dr.Dillamond was cheating on Fiyero with Dorothy, and cheating on both of them with Madam Morrible. What is Oz's reacation. They all decide to commit suiside except for Elphaba...


List 10 CATS characters

1. Mistoffelees

2. Victoria

3. Rumpelteazer

4. Mungojerrie

5. Admetus

6. Bombalurina

7. Griddlebone

8. Macavity!

9. Etcetera

10. Jellylorum

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Money... IDk!

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?


12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because Jellylorum is tired of her son sassing her.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Rumpelteazer turns into a dinosaur and flys away with Mungojerrie. Then everybody wakes up thinking WTF?

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

It's about a pixie who goes to school. She goes to a goat and yells "PIXIE DUST!" Then she throws pixie dust on the goat. The goat yells. "I HATE PIXIE DUST!" The pixie goes senile(Crazy) and gangs up on the goat with all the pixies in the universe and kill the goat and eat his internal orgens. The End. Don't have any nightmares kittnes. NOW GO TO SLEEP!

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I kindly invite them then i have a jellicle dance party with them. Then i'll ask Admetus directions to the Junyard so i could find Mistoffelees, then i would hug Etcetera casue she's SOOOOOO ADORABLE!

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Rumpeltaezer, Macavity, Bombalurina, and Mungojerrie end up at the zoo for Macavity's birthday party. Macavity lets all the tigers, lions and bears loose (Oh my! Get it? Wizard of Oz!)

Rumpelteazer gets Macavity a hack saw (Oh god!) Bombalurina gave Macavity a scratch on the face, Mungojerrie got him some jewles!

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting against me keeping Pouncival and Mistoffelees in my house. Pouncival and Mistoffelees say they like living with me and everybody goes back to the Junkyard.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Admetus was stuck in a cave. Jellylorum attempted to rescue him, but her back was hurting her. Mistoffelees comes and turns Admetus into a atom so nobody has to see him.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Rumpelteazer starts a day camp. Yeah, not a good idea. All the kittens go crazy because Rumpelteazer doesn't know how to control them. Then Rumpelteazer leaves and pretends nothing happened.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Mungojerrie, Bombalurina, and Griddlebone are doing the Hokey-Pokey? Macavity walks in and sighs, then he asks who got into the cat nip and looks a mungojerrie who is stuffing himself with 10 pounds of cat nip.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Mistoffelees starts to write a story where Etcetera and Jellylorum are going out. Victoria looks at him weird. Misto admits he's been having these weird dreams, and he NEEDS to write them down in book form. Victoria tells him NOT to show to the rest of the tribe, Mistoffelees agree's and the go to have some coffee.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Griddlebone makes some apple pie. She say's it was good, because when everybody else went to get some she had already eaten all of it.

shame on you Griddlebone!


If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

Random Harry Potter stuff i found off of people's profiles!

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 5) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

6) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

7) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

8) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

9) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

10) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

11) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

12) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

13) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

14) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

15) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

16) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

17) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 18) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

19) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

20) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

21) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

22) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God... and that was only some of them

Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Belle

2. Morris(Belle's Father)

3. Gaston

4. Lumieare

5. Beast

6. Cogsworth

7. Mrs. Pots

8. Feather Duster

9. Waredrobe

10. Chip

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

They took over the world! Mwahhhahahhahahahaahahaahahaa!

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Morris would look at Gaston and say "I alway's knew you were desperate!"

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?


Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

Belle killed the Beast so she could be with Cogsworth, she loved him so much because of how BORING he is... then they live happily ever after...

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Iventor's Chip..

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

Uhhhh, Feahter Duster and Beast duh! It would just be weird, morris is so old! and she's soooo young!

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Mrs.Pot's! She would pour hot Tea all over the Pollicle Dog!

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

The Beast is mated with Gaston, but Cogsworth wants Gaston all to himself. Cogsworth gets Morris and Feather Duster to help, but everything goes wrong when Gaston runs off with Waredrobe. Lumieare and Chip go to bring them both back, but find that Morris and Gaston are the parents of Mrs.Pots and Chip. It comes to light that the Beast was cheating on Gaston with Chip, and cheating on both of them with Feather Duster. The town just stares and they all say their insane, except for Belle. They all go to the funny farm, except for Belle.


alrighty then! Now for some more copy and paste crap!

A boy rejects u, u freak out, cry your heart, act depressed for 2 whole months, and glare at the boy who rejected you, now imagine what will happen in high school when your first boyfriend breaks up with you... if you think that u are WAY overdramatic but is proud of it.. copy and paste!


getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

sigh, i'm still waiting.. oh well, more free time for me!

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm the scardy cat here, but i would do this, except i wouldn't be caught dead on a motorcycle... they have death and fun written all over them!

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken.

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

OMG HILARIOUS! Oh, just between, you me and brett(A random guy name i made up..) Most of this stuff is copied from RumTumTugress's profile! I give her full credit! Except for my comments at the end.. those are mine!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad ab out you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
get it back!

RTTS I am a real friend... except i would feel uncomfortable eating all of ur food, and calling ur parents mom and dad... u know wat i mean!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did


I made one up!

If you were killed today, i'm sorry i wouldn't be able to come to your funeral,

because i would be in heaven in with you, with the persone who did it beside me...

now for some quotes that RumTumTugress and i have made up! Feel free to copy and paste as long as u give us credit!

MistoFan10RumTumTugress is a diasese that we have discovered, u have frequent spaz attacks that you can control, you make weird noises, u smile and laugh alot, and u have a crazed look in your eye. We have infected 11 people at our school! Including one of our teachers!

When the world say's i 'm wrong, my world say's i'm right! So please don't say bad about my world, it's the only place that makes me truely happy!

Me on popularity!


loss of grain,

it all comes and goes

like wind and rain.

Believing in one god is cool, but we can still obsess about how cool the other gods and goddesses are!















Now for something serious.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

I just can stand that people mistreat homosexual's. GOD! IT'S SOOOO FLIPPING STUPID


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Walking a Mile by Razzle reviews
Six Cats! fans are turned into Jellicles and appear in the Junkyard! This idea has been used before in fanfics of course. But what happens when the fans are turned into the cats they hate? They'll have to walk a mile in someone else's shoes to get home.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Victoria, Macavity
Do You Love Me? by Thine Own Self reviews
Series of one shots with numerous CATS couples; index now added so you can find couples easier :P It's so easy to fall in love...the part that trips us up is having to tell them.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 55,336 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010
Ask Auntie Misty by Insanemistosingsmore reviews
An advice column, where Misto will answer all your questions. What could be better? Credit for the idea goes to Robyn-Enjolras.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Emerald Tears by SlayingDead reviews
What actuly happened when Fiyero got talken to be beaten? What if Elphaba went to Glinda and they took him to a hospital? will he live? how will elphaba react? T for strong language and some graphic Scenes- DISCONTINUED
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,901 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T.
Mentally Linked by Nik-Nokkers Anonymous reviews
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the Ball. My sad attempt at humour. Please read.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Coricopat, Tantomile
In Fact, I Liked Her Better Before by rawrrkitty reviews
The Jellicles have changed. No longer are they civilized. With Deuteronomy's death died the respectability of the Junkyard cats. She, too, changed. They call her now the Jellicles' Best.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,465 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Etcetera
A Peek into Tigerstar's Mind by KlaineIsMyOTP reviews
This is a story about Tigerstar's life and how he went from being a harmless kit to a violent murderer and why he did what he did. *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS* I know some of the events are different from the books, that's why it's called FANfiction!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Tigerstar
Pearls by Lady Sorciere reviews
Teaser's pearls are special. No one is allowed to touch them and no one knows their real purpose.
Cats - Rated: T - Spanish - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Rumpleteazer, Mungojerrie - Complete
The Epic Jellicle Snowball War by SirPrickles reviews
Jemima discovers that queens aren't allowed to play in the Annual Jellicle Snowball Fight, and in her quest for justice, accidentally starts a Snowball War. Crazy antics, romantic tension, and snowballs take over the Jellicle junkyard! Rated T.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,525 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010
Kittens Never Stay Kittens by RumTumTugress reviews
Jemima and Etcetera are the best of friends... but their lives will never be the same when they make their way from being a small, innocent kitten, to a wild queen.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jemima, Etcetera - Complete
Magic Meets Love by The Passionate Admiral reviews
My first CATS fanfic- Something wonderful happens to Mistoffelees and Victoria. When Macavity learns of it, he plans a sinister plot. This one's for all of you who, like me, believe that Misto and Vickie are mates and not siblings.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
The Rise of Hollystar by Swanstream reviews
Hollyleaf lives. She walks the tunnels, worrying about the prophecy. One night, she sneaks into the ThunderClan camp to see how her Clan is doing without her and she discovers the truth about the three. Hurt, she starts a new life as Hollystar. Complete!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,382 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Hollyleaf - Complete
Ginger and Scarlet by RumTumTugress reviews
Bombalurina, the least popular queen in the Junkyard is beautiful to the "Hidden Paw." Will their love blossom or crumble to the ground?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,910 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bombalurina, Macavity - Complete
A New Day Dawns by 18lzytwner reviews
With Fiyero and Elphaba now ruling Oz, how will the Ozians handle things when a dangerous secret slips out? Sequel to Morrible's Apprentice. Fiyeraba, Gloq. CHARACTER DEATH WARNING! COMPLETED 12-1-10.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
A week with Misto, and a cold by Felixfeles reviews
Misto is stuck in his den with a cold and a ban on magic usage. Left to his own devices he decides to go, shall we say "investigating".
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
Calico Hearts by Blazenaire Alda reviews
Mungojerrie secretly loves his best-friend Rumpleteaser but doesn't want to hurt her in anyway. After a failed attempt to talk to her, he flees from the Junkyard and is all alone in the dark. This is my entry for Mungojerrielovaa's MJ/RT competition!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
Forever Until Now by rawrrkitty reviews
Her affection for Plato was innocent; then it became an obsession. But when even her own sister is against the relationship, she's forced to run away with another tom under terrible circumstances. And there, she learns who she really is - and what she's really meant for.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,095 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Victoria - Complete
If I Can't Love Her by SummerRose12 reviews
Is it possible for love to change you at your final moments? Has the dark heart of the Hidden Paw been illuminated by the only queen he had ever loved? In a tragic story of despair, Macavity admits everthing one night, but only to himself. Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Macavity, Demeter - Complete
Inspire by MacavityManiac reviews
One night, two kittens are born. One will rise to greatness, while the other will sink below to evil. Which sister will? Sucky summery. Please read!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Bombalurina, Rum Tum Tugger
Murder and Death by MacavityManiac reviews
my entry for theatreadic's scare my socks off conteset. the reviewer who guesses kalea's parents fist get a virtal cookie! i promise! it will get scarier! just let me add some more chappies!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010
Ask the Cats! by MacavityManiac reviews
So, somehow, the cast of Cats got into my house. Now that they have no choice, they have to answer your questions! So send me some questions! Please! They're driving me insane! Just wanted to say, special thankies to Miss-Misto! My best friend!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010
For Forever Loathing You by FantabulousMe reviews
There's been some confusion over rooming here at the Junkyard... Entry for RumpleJemima's Contest!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Gender Fender by RumTumTugress reviews
When Mistoffelees and Victoria discover a potion that turns everyone's gender, chaos strikes. How far will Misto have to go to reverse the potion's effect?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Electra is gonna be popular! by RumpleJemima fan reviews
It's a few days till the Jellicle Ball and Electra is still tomless. She goes to the most popular queen in the junkyard for help. Bomba decides to help her find a tom before the ball by showing her the secrets of being popular. How will this turn out?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Electra, Bombalurina
Second Chance by Missglitterystars reviews
Many years in the future, Glinda runs into another green girl who strongly resembles Elphaba
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Glinda U.
Poetry & Dance by Set1Match2Run3
Faith thought she was done with the magical Mr.Mistoffelees until she dumps her cheating boyfriend & Misto magics back into her life.DISCONTINUED.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,597 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Coricopat & Jemima iPod Shuffle Challenge by raptoregg64 reviews
I did one of those iPod Shuffle things for my absolute favorite pairing. : I have a very strange selection of music on my iPod...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Coricopat, Jemima
I'm Not That Girl by Roselna reviews
Electra has always loved Mistoffelees. Her problem? Not only does he love Victoria, but she takes on something that no other queen her age would have done.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Electra - Complete
Bustopher's Letter by XelQ reviews
Bustopher Jones writes a complaint. My first fanfic, so be kind! I know it's not very funny or entertaining, so read at your own risk.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Bustopher Jones - Complete
The Reign of Thistlestar by xXStoneheartXx reviews
What would of happened if Bluestar had kept her kits? If Thistleclaw had become deputy? The prophecy has been twisted out of control, many cats are due to die and the clans face their biggest problem since Skyclan had to be driven out.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bluestar, Tigerstar
Washed With the Rain by Kawaii Katana reviews
One-shot. Mistoffelees hides away from a rain storm and from unwanted emotions. The storm brings an unexpected visitor. Can he confront the cat he loves? Even if she has caused so much grief? For Violaunte's favorite tom contest.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
With the Grace of a Cat by SquigglyDot reviews
Everyone knows that Jellicles are supposed to be graceful but nobody is perfect. Here are a few glimpses into the cats being just that - cats.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Of Illness and Feelings by Kawaii Katana reviews
This is for the Fluff-fest Contest. It's a rather cliche. One-shot for now. Mr. Mistoffelees has contracted an illness and Victoria cares for him. Can they share their feelings for each other?
Cats - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Jerrie and Teaser Partners in crime by Jerrie96 reviews
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteaser weren't always the perfect pair; but nonetheless they were always interesting! A story about Jerrie's life with and without the Jellicle tribe and his beloved Teaser.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
Victoria by TheScarletteMenace reviews
The story of how Victoria came to the junkyard and about the drama that comes with growing up. In this story, the snow white queen gains life long friends, crushes, and heartbreaks.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Scourge's Heart by it-will-be-anarchy reviews
Scourge apparently cared for no cat. It was all about him. But what if there was a cat who may have come along and changed the fate of all cats in a way that no cat could have guessed? Formerly titled The Real Story of Scourge. Rated T for gore.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Scourge - Complete
In Revolving Time, Wounds Will Disappear by Vriell the Black Knight reviews
MungoRumple fic. From Jerrie's life in Macavity's layer to his effort in finally defeating the Hidden Paw, The Chronicles of Mungojerrie and his friends.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
A Mid Fall’s Nightmare by Dahlia Mockery reviews
It started with a simple question: What do I do to get her to like me? WARNING: This fan fic contains the Jellicles you know and love acting very, very, VERY strange! You have been warned. Chp. 8 up!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Rumpleteazer
Now And Forever by Misto4Ever reviews
Will Mistoffelees ever be able to tell Victoria his true feelings? Lots of Misto/Vicki fluff
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria - Complete
Of Magicians and Loyalty by Angelstreasure reviews
Misto is brought to the junkyard as a young kitten. His loyalties are questioned as he is forced to choose between his father and his tribe.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Macavity
LOVE TRIANGLE by xxChocolatecupcakexx reviews
Misto felt lonely when Victoria finally have Plato. Just then, Jemima shows up and decided to help him get Victoria back. But, what is Jemima was slowly falling in love with him? So as Victoria? What will Misto do? MistoxJemima, MistoxVictoria
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Marvelous Mistoffelees and Pounding Pouncival by Mistoffelees980 reviews
Victoria is in trouble and it is up to Mistoffelees and Pouncival to save her. Oneshot.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
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Behind those Eyes of Emerald reviews
Meet Astoria Greengrass, an actual character in the Harry Potter seris, the wife of Draco Malfoy, but nobody really know's her story, so I made her one Review pwease!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Astoria G., Draco M.
Victoria's Lost and Found reviews
Victoria has been captured by Macavity. Luckily she escaped. But now she's hoplelessly lost. Will her true love Mistofelees be able to find her in time, with Macavity following her? Read to find out! Sorry about the font on Chapter 3 I tried to fix it.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
Glickatip: The story of Abuse reviews
Glickatip is a young teenage, her and her mother Grizzabella have moved in with a clan, with the leader being a violent cat named Brandy. How will Glickatip survive?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Alonzo
A Mid Winter's love reviews
My entry for yet another fantastic week of Jellicle week! You guys will figure out the pairing on your own.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Electra, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey
Ok. None of the things i say in this story are true! I don't mean to offend ANYBODY! Now go shower RoseBud5 in gifs and laughter! I COMMAND YOU! :
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
yep my 2nd contest! PLEASE ENTER! I'M BEGGING YOU!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Macavity's Beast reviews
Macavity is a horrible beast to most cats, but can Demeter see past all that fur and hatred? Horrible Summary i know!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Demeter, Macavity
How the Magic Man came reviews
Mistoffelees is a natural Jellicle Cat. His mother and father killed by a car, and a mysterious thought. WHO is Mistoffelees REAL father? Exspect love, epicness, and horror.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
Entry for Kailiata's Weird Couples Contest reviews
HERES MY ENTRY! hope ya love it!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010
Entry Jellicle Week October 2010 reviews
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Jemima - Complete
My Heart On Fire reviews
Electra is in her last year of Kitten school, with a MAJOR CRUSH on Tumblebrutus, will she tell him? Will things get better or worse?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey, Electra
The Story of Rumpelteazer reviews
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are seen as twins. But nobody has heard Rumpelteazer's side of the story. Their NOT siblings. But they sure act like it. But Macavity is on their tail. Will the Jellicles be able to help the Notorious duo before its too late?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer
Not what Electra Expected reviews
Electra has a MAJOR crush on Tumblebrutus, but when she tells him, something totally unexpected happens. My entry for RumTumTugress's Fluffy Contest
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Electra, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey
Glass Hearts Unfold reviews
Entry for MacacityManiac's Song Fic Contest
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo - Complete
CATS Pairing Contest reviews
This is my first contest so be nice. PM me if your entering with the link to your story please LOLZ I AM SOO HYPER AND RANDOM! rewards for the Funniest, most romantic, and most random!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010
Jellicle Week Semptember 2010 reviews
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is meh entry for the Jellicle Week! ENJOY!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
Victoria X Mistofelees Contest Entry
It has a happy ending, just a sad beggining. I wrote this in school one day when i was sad about something.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Victoria, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
The Jellicle Life:Victoria's Story Part Two reviews
Now that her home is safe, Mistofelees wants to confess his true feelings for Victoria, but will Macavity ruin his chance yet again? And will the tribe survive with Macavity more active than ever? Read to find out!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
What's A Jellicle Cat? reviews
Luna is a 19 year old author who is visited by an unexpeted vistor, now she must choose between her dream life, and her love life.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
The Jellicle Life:Victoria's Story reviews
Before Grizzabella went to the Heavyside Layer, Macavity was planning Mistofelees death. Then it would be easier to get Old D, out of the way. But how far will Victoria go to protect her true love and her home? Read on to find out!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria