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Author has written 1 story for Hey Arnold, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi there! I'm Mady. I'm a chick, a libra, an uber nerd, and... yeah.

I've been going on Fanfiction for over a year now (or has it been 2?), so I'm a little more than obsessed. I'm on this site way too often.

I love anime and manga in general. My favorite series(s?) are Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass, Ouran, xxxHolic, Hetalia, Darker than Black, Nabari no Ou, Durarara, and Kuroshitsuji.

My favorite TV shows are LOST (I love that a little too much), How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Avatar,and Invader Zim.

As for Books, my favorites include Harry Potter, The Giver (I know a lot of people don't like it but I really do), A Great and Terrible Beauty, and The Princess Bride. I used to like Twilight but now I think its okay (dont kill me anti-twilighters)

My favorite plays right now are Wicked, RENT, and Gypsy. I've seen all 3 on Broadway.

I love crossovers xD I tend to read them more often because I think they need to be well thought out and I like to see how my favorite characters from different series(s) interact. Plus when writing a crossover authors need to figure out HOW two characters of different seriess ended up talking, which usually forces writers to come up with a plot.

Favorite Characters:
The Akatsuki from Naruto. I love all of them a little too much.
L and Light from Death Note.
Lelouch from Code Geass.
Kisuke from Bleach.
From LOST (this may take awhile): Faraday, Richard Alpert, Desmond, Ben, Hurley, Jack, Charlie, and Claire (before she became the insane crazy-hair Claire she was in season 6.)
America, England, Canada, and France from Hetalia.
Sebastian and Grell from Kuroshitsuji.
Shizuo and Izaya from Durarara.

When I read a fanfiction, I will look for the following things:
1) Grammar. Really, we've been learning it since first grade. How long does it really take to begin a sentence with a capital letter?
2) 1000 words minimum per chapter. I don't see how it is possible to have an interesting story with less than that. I mean if you are around 900 you are still good but if you have 3 chapters and less than 100 words... no.
3) No OC's. I don't see how it is interesting to see something like, for example, an annoying girl in the Akatsuki. Who cares about her? I sure don't.
4) Most importantly: I look for PLOT in a story. I think that is the most important part of a story. I usually end up loving a story if it has a great plot, even if it does have other problems.
5) Characters being IC are always nice.
6) Paragraphs. As in plural. As in not one GIANT paragraph.
7) In the plot summary, I don't ever want to see the words "I'm bad at summaries" "this is really bad" or "plzzz!!!1!111!one". Especially the last.

Jate is Fate.

Quotes to live by:

Anyone who says nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I don't suffer from insanity. I'm enjoying every minute of it!

I'm not as stupid as you look!

Look! There's a squirrel stuck in a tree!

Go home and shave your giant head of smell, with your bad self! -Invader Zim

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, 4 8 15 16 23 42.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Haikus are easy/ But sometimes they don't make sense/ Refrigerator.

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

A man who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I'd like to thank my mother for my brains, my father for my sense of humor, and Photoshop for my good looks.

Perhaps I'm NOT an underachiever. Perhaps you're an overexpector!

Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver.

Hate is a special kind of love given to people who suck.

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

What's the difference between a drunk and a pothead?
A drunk will drive through a stop sign, a pothead will wait for it to turn green.

I'm not antisocial. People just suck.

If you're late, don't hurry. You're already late.

Mind over matter: I dont mind and you surely don't matter.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left! -Fairly Odd Parents

If it weren't for the optimist, the pessimist would never know how happy he isn't.

The human brain is and wonderful thing. It starts working the moment your born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Insanity is a perfectly sane adjustment to an insane world.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

I wasn't staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction.

I see you're playing stupid again... Looks like your winning too.

I intend to live forever- so far, so good.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

I once had a life. Now I have a computer.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody is perfect, why bother to practice?

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you!

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

Everyone leaves the world a little better – some by leaving.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye.

Good things come to those who wait because the better things were taken by those who didn't.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? LATER!

If life gives you melons than you know you are dislexic.

I was standing at an ATM machine when an old lady came along side and said to me 'could you check my balance' so I pushed her over.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar. -Squidward

Is mayonnaise an instrument? -Patric

"Why don't I ever get what I want?" "Because you want to be a unicorn."

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I choose not to understand this sign!

Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function!

Nothing can go wrogn!

My favorite color is a tie between black and dark black.

If you can get away with it, it's legal.

They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

You can't spell "awesome" without "me!"

"If you've enjoyed meeting me half as much as I enjoyed meeting you... then I enjoyed it twice as much as you did!"

The quickest way to a mans heart is a large kitchen knife.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

No, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're not always accurate." - Abraham Lincoln.

You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

The road to success may be paved with failures, but so is the road to failure.

To make your own Holy water, boil the Hell out of it.

For god's sake, you're an American! Quit thinking about the consequences and blow something up!

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters; perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I hate being bipolar, it's awesome.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

A world without bears would be unbearable.

When you give me dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

Women wear white on their wedding day because it's the happiest day of their lives. Grooms wear black.

Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay:
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7pm instead of 7:30.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

He was as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be burried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36pm traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a drier without "Cling-Free."

The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red crayola crayon.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a chainsaw -- "Do not hold on the wrong end of chainsaw."
(But it looks so cool to touch!)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

On a blow torch gas bottle -- "Warning! Contents may catch fire."

On a carton of eggs -- "This product may contain eggs."

On a washing machine -- "Do not put any person in this washer."

On an Apple's Ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat"

Store signs:

At an Optommetrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.

At the Electric Company: "We will be delighted if you send in your bill. However if you don't,you will be."

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Stupid Celebrity Quotes:

"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up."
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.
- Frank Bruno, Boxer

«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»
- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

«They misunderestimated me.»
-a Bushism

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer

«If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»
- George Gobel

Psychiatric Hotline Voice Mail

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

The Japenese eat little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink a lot of red wine and they, too, suffer fewer heart attacks than the Birtish or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

French Jokes- (Don't take these seriously; they are just jokes.)

Q. What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A. A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

Going to war without the French on your side is like going hunting without your accordian.

What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead french man in the middle of the road? There's skid marks in front of the skunk.

The French are to warfare what the British are to cooking.

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. All of them: One to screw the bulb in, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."

Q. How do you sink a French battleship?
A. Put it in water.

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"

Q.How do you sink an American battleship?
A. Have the French build it!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs,copy this to your profile.

If you are odd, and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Jersey Shore is stupid as hell and refure to watch it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I copy paste this cause I was bored. If you are bored, go ahead and do this. If not do it anyway.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a Nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

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Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
Sequel now up. After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay and endeavors to find a way home. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 330,326 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara - Complete
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When a hollow attack sends Danny and his friends to a world that hasn't heard of ghosts before, they know they're sunk. When it turns out that only Danny can see the spirits of this world, he knows he's doomed. And when those spirits start trying to send him to the afterlife, Danny knows he needs to figure this out fast. And then there's Ichigo.
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,180 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Danny F.
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Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
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It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 3,564 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Bad Excuses by littleshimmerofhope reviews
When you're in need of an excuse, you should at least make sure you have better excuses than America and England. Follow the two of them in their journey down their path of bad excuses and learn which excuses not to use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,228 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - England/Britain, America
Brotherly Love by Afish244 reviews
America and Canada make a teenie, tiny little bet...Come on, what could go wrong? No romance, charming crack fiction qualities. Please enjoy! T for language. UPDATE: I am still writing and I will finish. Thank you for your patience.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,879 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Prussian Training by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Prussia trains America during the Revolutionary War. Based on real historical events. Now Hetalia canon thanks to Hima's Christmas 2011 strip! Dedicated to von Steuben: the Prussian Commander who taught American troops how to be AWESOME!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Prussia, America
Protect What's Yours by Kaitou Jareth reviews
Universes collide when Aziraphale is visited by a Time Lord looking for a missing angel. Meanwhile, two hunters take it into their heads to do the same-but this time, they've got the wrong Crowley.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Bored Games by SparksMayFly reviews
Sherlock asks if he can take Reverend Green in for interrogation. John explains that's not how the game works.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Do This to Me by Lastew reviews
Something makes Sherlock realize that he needs John in his life as more than a friend. But is that fair to make John deal with him, especially when John has to help Harry?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Physical Altercations and Informative Sessions by SunnyRea reviews
Mycroft, checking up on his brother yet again, gets a surprise story of a fight. Brother fighting, John doctoring, and all around amusement!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Wizards War by Shinju90 reviews
Arthur Kirkland's magic has always been a bit wonky. After all, he never had anyone to teach him how! But after a careless joke by another nation he sets off to learn. Full Summary inside. Mentions of FrUK and UK/SS AU after GoF.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Severus S., England/Britain
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Gentleman's Way by PwnedByPineapple reviews
When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Tamaki S., France - Complete
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Diction by theBrutalityofReality reviews
Diction is the word choice of a writer or speaker, and is often chosen for a particular reason. And after Izaya says "Kiss me" in the heat of battle, the blonde is left to wonder why on earth these words were chosen. Shizuo/Izaya, Shizaya, oneshot, yaoi.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5424 - Favs: 12,467 - Follows: 1,571 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
These Uncertainties by burntsuns reviews
When their car suffers a minor crash in the English countryside during heavy snowfall, Alfred and Arthur find shelter in an abandoned house in the county. A night alone together in a freezing house brings about more surprises than either of them expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
A Simple Ghost Story by Gecko Osco reviews
Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,566 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Close Quarters by Xi-feng reviews
Camping out in the middle of nowhere on a rainy night, Deidara is cold and wet and Sasori just wants his partner to shut up and leave him alone. On reflection, he probably would have been better off going with the usual 'scorpion tail stab' method...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Nothing Like The Movies by OrangePlum reviews
All Arthur had wanted was a distraction from the turmoil that was eating up his life after a traumatizing car accident. He had never thought it would come in the form of a cheerful and disturbed American who needed just as much comfort as he did.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Park Bench by OrangePlum reviews
It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
The British Invasion by theBrutalityofReality reviews
In late 1963, Alfred mishears something on the radio. He now believes that Arthur is planning to invade him with mutant "Beatles". No yaoi, features The Beatles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Magically Musing Dexter by Itsari reviews
Dexter goes hunting in magical Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Voldemort, Dexter M. - Complete
The Boston Massacre by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
Title pretty much says it all. England and America experience the Boston Massacre. Very sad and a bit bloody and violent.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/27/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Learning by DA4TheFunOfIt reviews
It's been a few days since England took in America. He is learning how to raise a child...and learing how to love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
New World, Same Problems by Reidluver reviews
When Yuuko asks Watanuki and Doumeki to deliver something for a client in another world, Watanuki is excited at first. He should have known that no matter where he is, trouble is never too far behind.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,123 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - K. Urahara, K. Watanuki
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Our Changing Bodies by Paradisical815 reviews
Richard had never considered the repercussions of a grown man living by himself for thousands of years until Jacob asked him, his deep voice full of innocence, where humans came from. Indignant!Richard and Chill!Jacob.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Richard, Jacob
Bletalia: Welcome to the World Society by Mytho Del Rosa reviews
It's strange, the sudden disappearance of hollows...Ichigo and company must find out what is causing this, however...what they find might not be what they were expecting. Rated T for violance and language, though this is subject to change. Possible ya DISCONTINUED - however, it will be picked back up but a close friend of mine. For those who want to stick with it even though it's
Crossover - Bleach & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,361 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009
Rodriech, no! by three-days-late reviews
The title is very misleading, as there is no Austria in this at all. Sorry. Just the one-shots I did for the Hetalia Kink Meme. Next: "You, my friend, have found your very own genie!"
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,861 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Norm the Genie, Canada - Complete
Why We Watch by RobinRocks reviews
On methods of execution and the ways in which the wicked of the world are punished throughout history. “We have watched for centuries and it still came to this.” For Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Counting Kisses by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Deja Vu by Blackwolf-20 reviews
While stuck in the past, Hurley decides to make the most of it and help a certain little boy named Ben Linus with a familiar treat.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hurley, Ben - Complete
Arthur's Phases by Smrtypantz reviews
You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,660 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - England/Britain, America
Snare by Aspirare reviews
On the eve of Civil War, America has every reason to be afraid of ghosts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2009 - America - Complete
Foundations by Sara's Girl reviews
When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 249,430 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beneath Between Beyond by AvocadoLove reviews
Sequel to Duality. Azula makes a surprise attack, and Aang is hurt. With the Gaang trapped, Zuko seeks help from the other side of the Vanishing Cabinet. But dealing with Draco Malfoy may be like jumping from the pan and into the fire. HP/Avatar:TLA Xover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
Lost & Insecure You Found Me by Wickedgal08 reviews
O/S AU. Set after Fire Water. Charlie faces the bitter world of exile after his crime and becomes tormented to the point of suicide until someone finds the strength to reach out a hand and offer him comfort. Will this make a difference? Will he listen?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Charlie, Libby - Complete
The 31st by artbug reviews
A brief story of the month before Ciel gained his butler and their meeting.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Dualitys by AvocadoLove reviews
An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Kindred Spirits reviews
Canada wished someone would notice him. Canada wished there was someone who understood what it was like to be ignored. Or, at the very least, Canada wished for something to take his mind off the terrible meeting. No pairings
Crossover - Hey Arnold & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Helga, Canada - Complete