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Joined 07-15-10, id: 2449848, Profile Updated: 12-04-11
Author has written 14 stories for Bleach, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I'm a avid reader and writer! I love Truth or Dare fanfiction, Uryu, Bleach, Uryu, school, Uryu, acting and did I mention Uryu? I did? 3 times? Impossible! :)

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. In this I am like Marufuji Ryo/Zane Truesdale. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" (or what color do smurfs turn when you choke them) or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have just realized that when you argue with yourself, part of you alwaysloses, and have facepalmed or headtreed as a result, copy this into your profile.

ATTENTION: What you are about to read is extremly important. So if you care

even a bit, you'll copy and paste this onto your profile! This is Extremly Important For the World!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

This is just my own philosophy...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

So why is it so bad if people love other people of the same sex? The whole point of marriage nowadays is that you are forever connecting yourself to someone you love. If we have rules on who can marry each other, and restrict people, doesn't THAT destroy the sanctity of marriage?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you agree, post this in your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides...

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. Not sure how many it takes to flip you off and say "Bite Me."

If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

If you would like to join me and RainingxToyxHearts in burning Hollister, copy this into your profile. We have pictures of shirtless bishies. Kaiser in the shower, you know you want it.

thanx to Gosurori Otaku for this one:

HATE EMO? READ THIS:

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an "emo" can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking, but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

IT'S SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOU'RE NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

KEEP ON LAUGHING

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life, without knowing her situation with her friends, or her family, or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING. BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH. OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.

BRAVE IS:

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT. ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS. BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE. ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.
If you agree, copy and paste into your profile.

THANK YOU MISSING EXODUS FOR THIS ONE:

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING AN IDIOT AND BEING BRAVE.

BEING BRAVE IS NOT GIVING RANDOM GUYS A BLOWJOB IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT IS NOT FUCKING SOME RANDOM GUY ON FRIDAY NIGHT JUST TO SAY YOU FUCKED HIM. BEING BRAVE ISN'T TALKING TO SOME GUY OR DUMPING YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

BEING BRAVE IS TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK WHEN PEOPLE SLAP YOU. IT'S FORGETTING THE INSULTS AND REMEBERING THE COMMENTS. TRUE BRAVERY IS GOING TO A SCHOOL WHERE YOU SHOULD FEEL SAFE AND INSTEAD, YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE MARCHING RIGHT INTO HELL. TRUE BRAVERY IS BEING TRUE TO THE ONE PERSON, THE ONLY PERSON, WHO MATTERS: YOU.

KEEP LAUGHING, YOU COCK-SUKCING BITCHES, CAUSE I'M GOING FAR AND YOU'RE HARDLY MOVING.

This is the story of my life. Copy this into your profile if it sounds like yours.

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses. Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo), AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD), Kisuk'es Wolf (... i do believe the name speaks for itself) UryuisHOT (Uryu Ishida, Hanataro Yamada, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Ulquiorra Cifer and Hyorenmaru)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

please help the bunny take over the world by copying him into your profile. Look, it's a different bunny from the other one, okay?! It was cute.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Another different bunny. I like cookies.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Stop 4Kids!

When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children, and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it) They even change the names of FOOD! Copy and paste in your profile if you agree that 4Kids must DIE!

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

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I SUPPORT THE KITTY Copy the kitty onto your profile. She wants to rule the world! She's so innocent, except when she has someone whacked.

I enjoy smashing the fourth wall on a regular basis. Such as when I hug my favorite anime characters when they're being kawaii and/or beat the hell out of/scream at them when they do something stupid. If you enjoy smashing the fourth wall, copy this, paste it into your profile, and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i yelled at Zane for TWO HOURS when i watched episode 163, and i just HAD to hug him when i saw him when he was nine. Squee time!), Kisuke's wolf (smexy as he may be even Urahara has his stupid moments) UryuisHot (three letters, 272)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling (or parents for that matter), copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!!), Kisuke's Wolf(Kisuke Urahara...I WANNA BE HUG THE REAL HIM NOT JUST A PLUSHIE)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!), AlukaKaiserin (i know i'm the same person as Kaiseress, and i still say Kaiser!!), Kisuke's Wolf(Kisuke Urahara...I WANNA BE HUG THE REAL HIM NOT JUST A PLUSHIE)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

-If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile

Yaoi is yummy, yummy is good, therefore Yaoi is good!! if you agree add this to you profile

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

-If you've ever had a spazz attack, put this in your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!!

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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(='.'=) Bunny!
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FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

Number your 12 fave anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Uryu
2. Toshiro
3. Rukia
4. Kon
5. Uliquiorra
6. Hanataro
7. Hisagomaru
8. Urahara
9. Hisagai
10. Kira
11. Yumichika
12. Byakuya

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um...well...He's a plushie, so, no

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I didn't know that was possible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
No :(

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9 not too sure why though

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? :3

-.O that would be his face

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Rukia is cheating on Ichigo with someone weaker then him leaving Gin feeling gayly jelous

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Not sure, maybe I should try

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Byakuya drowns

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Kon has gotten fed up with girls always beating him up so he rapes Uryu o.O

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I certainly hope not

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Nope

15) What might seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3

GET A BACKBONE YOU TIMID LITTLE ZANPACUTOU!!!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pretty Fly For a White Guy

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

You will shit bricks

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Wanna go to my place tonight, I have AC

19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today

20) What is Six's super-secret kink?
o.O

21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?

Drunk as Amagai with 40 empty bottles of sake

22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

EVERYONE!!!!

23) "One (Uryu) and Nine (Hisagai) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Hisagai) suddenly runs off with Four (Kon). One (Uryu), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Yumichika) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Byakuya),then follows the wise advice of Five (Uliquiorra) and finds true love with Three (Rukia)."

At least the ending isn't fucked up

What title would you give this fic?
"To Yaoi or not to Yaoi"

24) Name three of your friends who might read it.

ALL OFF EM

25)Name one person who should write it.

Amaterasu

26) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

WTF!!!!

You know you're obsessed with arrancar when...

1. You have the basic information about each Arrancar memorized.

2. You have the advanced information about each Arrancar memorized.

3. You make your friends and family memorize this information as well, even if they don't read/watch Bleach.

4. You have preferences for the spelling of certain Arrancar's names, i.e. Nnoitra vs. Noitora, Szayel Aporro vs. Zaeraporro, Ilforte vs. Ylfordt, etc.

5. You will fight to the death to defend these preferences.

6. You're dying to find out what Ulquiorra's release is.

7. You have an Arrancar OC of yourself.

8. You try to give yourself a Hollow hole and somehow manage not to kill yourself in the process.

9. You're convinced that Halibel is a lesbian because she has all the sexy Arrancar guys right there with her and won't even look at them.

10. You cosplay an Arrancar character.

11. You've watched the Panthera Grimmjow vs. Vizard Ichigo fight scene at least 100 times, set to at least 100 songs.

12. You find you don't really care about the non-Arrancar characters anymore.

13. On Facebook, your religious beliefs are described as "Aizenism"

14. Your favorite Arrancar's number has a special significance to you.

15. You want to go to Hueco Mundo when you die.

16. You want to go to Hueco Mundo BEFORE you die.

17. You get into a serious argument over whether to refer to him as Szayel, or Szayel Aporro.

18. You refer to anything you dislike as trash.

19. You have most (if not all!) of the "Arrancar Encyclopedia" segments on your iPod/PSP.

20. You have all of the Bleach Beat Collection: Third Session songs on your iPod, even those goddamn annoying ones for Nel Tu.

21. You tell others not to bother watching up to episode 112.

22. You can spell Aaroniero's full name correctly.

23. You got mad at episode 136 for making Ulquiorra look weak.

24. You're thankful for episode 137 showing that that wasn't really Ulquiorra.

25. You have no shortage of spoon jokes.

26. You think "Grimmjow Can't Speak Japanese" is the single funniest video on the whole of Youtube.

27. You cast the Arrancar characters in another one of your favorite animes.

28. ...scratch that, you don't HAVE any other favorite animes.

29. You think Wonderweiss is profoundly autistic.

30. You accidentally a whole chapter.

31. You're far more open to transsexuality than the average person, but you don't know any transsexuals in real life.

32. You suspect Grimmjow of being a furry.

33. Your new middle name is Aporro.

34. You can only get off to Arrancar hentai.

35. You come up with an Arrancar-related mnemonic device to help you remember something for school. (i.e. Nitrogen = 5 valence electrons, Nnoitra = 5th Espada)

36. In at least one of your Deviantart journal entries, you've put "My fraccion" under "Eating"

37. You're telling a friend about something cool you saw and try to pull out your left eye to show it to them, momentarily forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

38. You get mad when you realize that you're not Ulquiorra.

39. You think they are all cooler than... CHUCK NORRIS.

40. You find yourself having to extensively explain a lot of what you say to your family members and close friends who don't watch Bleach.

41. You dream of someday cosplaying release Szayel (Fornicarias).

42. You know that Fornicarias means "to fornicate" for a reason. =P

43. Your peers know you as "that obsessed Arrancar fan"

44. You would save Lilinette from Pedobear.

45. You think Stark could possibly be the love child of Pedobear and Shikamaru from Naruto.

46. You make a fake Myspace or Facebook page as your favorite Arrancar.

47. You use your favorite Arrancar's last name instead of your own on Facebook.

48. You get REALLY offended when people compare them to the Akatsuki.

49. Instead of Spiderman and Batman, or random "tough guys" from your school, you ask people whether they think Grimmjow or Ulquiorra would win in a fight.

50. You get your favorite Arrancar's number tattooed in the exact same spot where they have theirs.

51. At first you thought Nnoitra was scary-looking, then you thought he was an asshole, now you think he's totally badass and kinda hot.

52. You think the Vizards are the real bad guys.

53. You get mad seeing Szayel made out to be totally flaming.

54. ...but that doesn't mean you don't think he looks good in a dress.

55. You no longer think science nerds are weird and gross. (But instead find them sexylicious)

56. You get into a fight and try to stab your rival in the chest with your hand, again forgetting that you're not Ulquiorra.

57. Your life's goal is bodily regeneration.

58. You find yourself strangely attracted to short emo guys with pale skin and weird eyebrows.

59. You make a list of ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Arrancar.

60. You send it to all your Arrancar-obsessed friends

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

!!!!4444164444!!!!Ulquiorra Cifer!!!!4444164444!!!!

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
Nordics Bo Kensho Setsu by Arumajiro reviews
Taking place in a school setting, the Nordics have to go through classes (and of course band) while meeting new people and figuring out who exactly they are. Mostly in Denmark's POV, following his new life style at the private academy. DenNor and SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark
Lenalee's Getting Married? by anjecyte reviews
The only way to wake up Komui comes back to haunt him. Allen x Lenalee; Disclaimer: I do not own DGM.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,205 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
If It's Love by chibi-excel reviews
Five year old Antonio makes friends with a fifteen year old Lovino. Things happen and he ends up being turned 20 by a 'fairy' who turns out to be an angel. This may or may not be a parody of shojo manga*cough* Spamano GerIta PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Love is an art by chibi-excel reviews
Nikola is a third year college student and given a task he thought would be easy; tutoring a freshman in science. Once he meets this freshman however, he quickly realizes how wrong he was. RomaniaxBulgaria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,983 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bulgaria, Romania - Complete
Ways to Maim, Injure, or Harm Arthur Kirkland by Kitty Faerie reviews
Let's face it: We all love harming poor Iggy. Oneshot series, mostly USUK. Way 3: Snow; Alfred decides the new world conference will be held in Colorado for some awesome skiing! But when Arthur doesn't show, he goes on a mission to find the Brit. Part 2
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Glass Roof in the Sky by Tanoshimi reviews
Mei is a college student who wants to escape from a life that holds no interest for her. When a new exchange student transfers to her university, she believes that she has finally found a person who can help her. NedTai
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Taiwan, Netherlands
The Sophomore Year by Demand Truth reviews
After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
ABCs by Cutebutdeadlyalchemist reviews
Like the interesting characters they are, they all have different ways to remember the alphabet. Still working on more characters.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - L
Forgotten Memories by xSuperxNinjaxBunnyx reviews
HRE hits his head in battle with France but luckily Prussia is there to save him. The only problem is he doesn't know where he is or who he is himself. From the theory of HRE is young Germany. Warnings: random updating. GerIta and brotherly PruGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Hola! I'll Write Letters, Too! by Spanano reviews
Spain, thanks to some pressuring from his familia and out of pure boredom, decided to give this letter buisness a shot!Envíe sus cartas! OC Nations, capitals, protectorates etc are welcome! NO FANMAIL PLEASE! It drives me muy loco!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1687 - Words: 263,736 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Spain
Stray by pretense reviews
GrimmUlqui ONESHOTS. Eleventh Stray: Resurrection The last war was still too vivid in his mind for Hueco Mundo to start a new one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,593 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Ciao…Guess I'll write these damn letters now by Dogsrule reviews
Another letter story! This time is everyone's favorite foul mouth Italian! Rated 'T' cause it's Romano. 'nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 440 - Words: 58,915 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano
Vee I get to write letters too, parte seconda! by Dogsrule reviews
A letter story continuation of '"Vee I get to write letters too?"! Can be advice, chatting, etc. And still rated T because of certain characters! you know which ones! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 149 - Words: 129,283 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - N. Italy
Getting to Lovina by WinterLake25 reviews
Lovina Vargas has been told she needs to stop trying to protect everybody else. So what happens when she meets the charming new student Antonio Fernandez Carriedo? A Hetalia schoolfic with a lot of genderbending. Full list inside. fem!RomanoxSpain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Rules for Hetalia at the Beach by Lumoa reviews
A loooooong list of what the countries of the world are not allowed to do at the beach. Suggestions for the list are closed now, thank you all for helping!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Complete
Ask Mello! XD by LeahKeehl13 reviews
Ask your question to the famous, sexy, second best, really sweet scar, leather wearing mafia boss! I'll answer anything!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,954 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Mello
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Rum, Tar, and a Whole Lot of Letters by Worldsweaver reviews
Finally! FF now has a time machine that allows you to send your letters back in time to Pirate!England! Try and befriend this foul-mouthed scorge of the seas. Rated for your imagination and Iggy- being Iggy. All OC's and parings accepted. Now write!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 192 - Words: 40,592 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - England/Britain
Beer, Barbeque, and Letters by Worldsweaver reviews
Along with America and friends, Texas is on the bandwagon! Send in your letters to the cowboy down south. Rated for possibly you guys, Texas's mouth and occasional drunkeness. All pairings are fine, same with yaoi. And maybe a dare or two if he will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 159 - Words: 29,696 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - America
Write letters to the land of the ICE and snow by Perkele101 reviews
Iceland is excepting your letters! oc's and anybody welcome!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Iceland
Staring Contest by MostlyxShortxStories reviews
Unconnected OneShot drabbles of Mello's and Near's daily lives. Staring contests, pointless arguing, and general trouble ensue between the two. Some Matt included. Mainly AU.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Matt, Mello
Neko to Human by Dogsrule reviews
While wishing to be able to talk to their owners, cats Romano and Veneziano pay a visit to America's owner Arthur to turn them human…but will it all be worth it in the end? Rated 'T' for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Curse of the Genie by Dogsrule reviews
Thanks to a magic mishap caused by England, Lovino is now cursed with the power and abliliy to grant everyone's wishes...but will a certain Spainard be able to help him? Rated T for Romano's and other people's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,105 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Surprise! by Regal Panther reviews
Or, "Reasons to Fear Canada". Individual traits of each province and territory that show just how afraid of Canada you should really be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Canada
The Epic story of Epicness as told by Denmark by catskid100 reviews
A story of a Brave knight named Denmark, and damsel in distress named Norway, locked away in a tall tower by the evil wizard Russia, and a side-kick no one likes named Iceland. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Rated T for Den's potty mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,253 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Denmark, Norway
Lovino Vargas's Phone Calls by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Based off of dogsrule's "Ciao...Guess I'll write these damn letters now". It's in fanfiction format ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Challenges by MostlyxShortxStories reviews
Series of unconnected one-shot prompts featuring Matt and Mello. Romance, friendship, Crack!, and just plain stupidity make up the daily lives between the two. Rating may change over time.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Matt, Mello
Become One With Mail by Jenna211 reviews
Discontinued for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 361 - Words: 78,406 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Russia
Pasta and Burnt Scones Inc by Feline Alchemist reviews
Submission CLOSED! Have you ever wanted to ask your favorite country a particular question? Or ask for a hug? Or anything in between? Here be the place to do it! Review with your questions and they will be answered by the character of your choice!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 134 - Words: 64,631 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
THERE ARE FIFTY OF THEM by Royal Puppet Master reviews
It was around midnight when it had happened. By it England meant some lunatic banging on his door. You know, America. "My states gained personification. T-T"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Smoke In Your Eyes by la mangue joyeuse reviews
It's New Years Eve in London, and Italy's wearing a dress at Hungary's behest. Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Very Happy Halloween by chibi-excel reviews
Romano and Antonio get ready for Italy's Halloween party with outfits given to them by Kiku and end up handcuffed together with a few hours to kill. Really...it's just random smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Wurst and horny boyfriends by Usa-chan's-secret-lover reviews
Shameless smut. XD Gil is "hungry", and Mattie is all too willing to oblige. Please R&R! This is my first lemon, and I'd like to know how I did. I no own Hetalia :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Maple scented sex by InItForTheYaoi reviews
PWP. No thinly veiled plot at all. Prucan oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Oh Canada by jmp22895 reviews
Today is Canada's birthday. And he's sure that this time everyone will remember. It'll be his best birthday ever! ...Right? Oneshot. Happy Canada Day everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Canada - Complete
Korea's theory by Mikadocon reviews
During a normal world meeting, Korea explains to his fellow Asian countries how the world came into being. You don't expect a serious explanation from him, do you? idea by otaku876, crack-ish?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - South Korea - Complete
Letters to Arizona by TABC reviews
Letters for the State of Arizona or Sophia Mia Garcia-Jones. Send in your letters and she'll answer them to the best of her ability.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 333 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - America
Babysitting Project by MostlyxShortxStories reviews
L is assigned the task of babysitting two year old Near for two weeks, and also a four year old Mello. Things can't be too bad, right? Wrong, especially when he learns that he'll be having the help of Beyond. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,385 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - L, BB - Complete
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Chasing An Empty Dream by jmp22895 reviews
Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,252 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Get that bleeped Ferris wheel out of here by Royal Puppet Master reviews
"Lovino Lovino, come in here " He could hear Spain calling from the other room, but he just could not bring himself to even become curious as to what the other man wanted...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
LOVINO VARGAS South Italy Manual Guide by Dogsrule reviews
We at the Hetalia Unit Co. thank you for your purchase of a LOVINO VARGAS unit. To insure that you are able to use your unit to the best of their abilities we have enclosed this manual.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Apocalpyse by Behind The Screen It Falls reviews
The end is near. What will Italy do? GerIta One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Magic the Bloody Gathering! by Feline Alchemist reviews
What Arthur thought was going to be a peaceful afternoon turned into a heated battle with Alfred playing a card game called Magic the Gathering. Will hilarity ensue? I think yes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Insanity by Jenny Max reviews
For over one hundred years, Russia was considered "insane." He knew this, but why wasn't anyone else? Perhaps an old friend from the south could tell him why... Slight RoChu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
So Bad at This by gossamer - glass reviews
#Rome/Germania and side pairings, sex implications and cursing# Rome and Germania really fail at watching over their grandchildren and protecting them from the evils of sex - even when said grandchildren are right under their noses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome
Dreaming of You by Mizuki Harana reviews
Fluff. Germany has strange dreams of a little girl who looks familiar. Germany doesn't know who she is. Trying to make a summary without ruining the plot... Rated for possible events in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Don't Just Kiss Someone From Out Of The Blue! by bubbleteadesu reviews
In which Alfred steals kisses from Arthur, Arthur is confused, and Gilbert, Francis and Antonio act as love counselors when they're supposed to be in detention.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Vee I get to write letters too? by Dogsrule reviews
Is inspired by 'Crap, I Got Tomato Stains on These Letters, Dammit!" By Yuri n' Chuka and 'Cartas a España' by MsKatsuten. And yes it's a letter story, from the title I don't think I need to say who's doing it. It can be chatting or anything. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 439 - Words: 103,704 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
The Ultimate Crack Pairing Challenge by catskid100 reviews
Attention all fanfiction writers! The ultimate crack pairing challenge is afoot! formally known as the ultimate fanfiction challenge Crack Pairing Challenge CPC Entry 35- Japan x Hungary and entry 36- Belarus x Sealand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,281 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009
Mother Nature by VisayanSea reviews
The Nordics had forgotten how much their little sister had grown... until she screamed one morning before running downstairs and telling them she was bleeding. Fem!Iceland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Iceland - Complete
Popsicle Stick Models by VisayanSea reviews
It was 1812 all over again. Except, that time, Matthew had burned down the actual White House down… not a Popsicle model.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a FRANCIS BONNEFOIS unit! In order to ensure your personal safety and mental health, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2011 - France - Complete
So Much For Paperwork by XxFreak-ShowxX reviews
Italy is bored and needs to be entertained. YAOI PWP NSFW
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
LadyCaledonia by Royal Puppet Master reviews
"Iggy, hey! Iggy! I gots somethin' to ask you!" England had never heard such a butchery of his own language in one sentence. Had he not taught the boy better?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Buttons on the Ground by xTheFallingGinkgoChildx reviews
Feliciano and Luddy have been best friends for 3 years now. With t he whole school knwoing of Doitsu's great love for Feli, can her thrid year be normal at all? GENDERBENDING: Fem!Germany x N. Italy Human Names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
The Music of Painting by EndangeredAccord reviews
Feliciana, an Italian girl, stays after school to finish her painting when she meets a very handsome pianist from Germany. AU, Genderbending. Main Pairing: Fem!ItalyxGermany. Rated T for mild language and an appearance from France. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,089 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
United We Stand Separately! by mrsnessieblack
Massie is really named Massachusetts, and her boyfriend is Austria. Her new friend is Germany. And she has forty-nine brothers and sisters! Follow her on this marvelous tale of love, humor, and betrayal... but mainly love and humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - America, Germany
Wanna Play? by VisayanSea reviews
Every cat is a kitten at heart. Icecat needs help remembering that. Nekotalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
La Principessa y el Matador by La Mademoiselle reviews
A collection of unrelated oneshots focusing on the pairing SpainxFem!Romano, human names used. Current Installment: The Tale of la Principessa y el Matador *COMPLETE FOR NOW*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,027 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Canadians should lock their doors by Royal Puppet Master reviews
"G-Gilbert, m-may I t-talk to you?" Mathieu asked through the door of the bathroom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Onion Theory by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
Valentines day wouldn't be the same without waking up to an onion on your forehead. Wait... usuk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Floral Mysteries by VisayanSea reviews
It was a mystery to everyone who left Liechtenstein flowers on Valentine's Day... At least to everyone besides Liechtenstein herself. IceLiech
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Phantom Kiss by Kaletin reviews
It's Monday the 14th, Valentine's Day, and it's not like there's much to look forward to for Alois. Modern day AU, Alois/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Routine by La Mademoiselle reviews
Denmark always fouled up Norway's routine. DenmarkFem!Norway, Fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
It'll Have to Do by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Romano/Fem!Spain: Spain is dumb, Romano is awkward, and getting together is never easy for these two lovebirds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Japan's Letters to the World by ThePattyWagon reviews
When Japan has nothing else to do, he likes to read letters from other countries and respond to them. Though, he can get harsh... Rated T for future cursing and sexual tension.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 22,925 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Japan
Meteor Shower by Jenny Max reviews
Western AU. As a city boy, Romano is not pleased to be shipped out west to spend the summer driving cattle. It doesn't help that his "boss" is annoying, invasive, unnaturally happy, and maybe just a little bit attractive. Fluffy Spamano oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Claude Faustus's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
I'm terrified of spiders...and I don't understand how fangirls can love a spidery William's cousin wannabe. But the customers like this model, so here ya go! Claude Faustus's User Guide! the self note...means a possible future fanfic!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Claude F. - Complete
William T Spears's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
You asked, so you shall receive! The William T. Spears unit is now out and has sold 2734638294 models already! Gosh...our company really makes a lot of money off fangirls.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2011 - William S. - Complete
Sebastian Michaelis's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ok, ok, I know how everyone's been requesting this one: the long awaited, SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS unit! Since we know this model is going to be sold out in a matter of minutes...free shipping and a 10% discount is given to those that review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Grell Sutcliffe User's Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Yes, we all love that crazy crossdressing shinigami: but can you imagine OWNING him? As in, having him live in your house? Dear god...either you're a diehard fan or you just want to commit suicide in an interesting way.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
Ciel Phantomhive's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ever wanted to own a CIEL PHANTOMHIVE unit? Read this manual NOW to learn how to take care of him! Inspired by whoever started making these brilliant guides...I think the original was for Lord of the Rings.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
The Ends Justify the Means by piano-psychopath18 reviews
Mello will use any means necessary to get what he wants. What does this mean for Matt? WARNINGS: Slight real name spoilers; Mello-mouth foul language ; and shounen-ai/yaoi. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Matt, Mello
Shopping Cart Mishaps by VisayanSea reviews
When Liechtenstein had asked Iceland for help with her shopping he hadn't expected her to ask him to ride in the shopping cart while she raced around the store after they were done. But after knowing her for years it didn't surprise him anymore...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Theory of Magic by AlexandriaAngelMist reviews
Every personified country, at some point, has wondered why they, of all people, where chosen to reprisent their country. England has finally come up with a theory. K because of magic references
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
BFF to BF by Killer Hetalia Fangurl reviews
Mello likes Matt, Matt likes Mello. Life progresses at Wammy's and Mello may finallyconfess his love. I'm horrible at summaries. Please R&R. I OWN NOTHING
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Wammy Vacation by Drama-freakz reviews
L just want's to go on a vacation. Matt thinks otherwise, Roger doesn't care, Watari may snap, and Mello wants more leater. Rated K just because. Matt we aren't taking you to Rehab...Yet.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Matt, L
Wintersong by Purplefluffychainsaw reviews
'The lake is frozen over, the trees are white with snow, and all around reminders of you are everywhere I go.' Sweden lies awake and thinks of Finland, one Christmas eve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Voyeur by xElementFivex reviews
Near would normally never consider himself a voyeur, but damn if the sounds coming out of Matt and Mello's room don't pique his interest. Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Corporealised Perfection by four4six6eight8 reviews
What he saw before him made everything he had to cope with worthwhile. rated k for the mention of nudity.
Crossover - Bleach & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Yoruichi S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Iceland's Letters to the World by LicoriceAndPuffins reviews
Iceland is writing letters to the world. Inspired by the many others who are also doing this. Ratings will vary depending on the letters so T for now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Iceland
Hetalia Head Canon by Robias reviews
Japan has sensitive nipples, Sweden can make really good Japanese food, and England isn't quite as in denial as people think. Character study, only included pairing is one-sided England/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Tourists by cake-error reviews
fem!Germany is busy explaining why Italy is so, so much better. fem!Germany and Italy...fluff. I know it's so OOC, but I had to write it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
To You, The One I Loved by JoyHeart reviews
There was more to Queen Elizabeth's statement that she was married to England than you might think. Much more. England tells his tale to a stunned America on his living room rug amongst empty sherry bottles. Trilogy, quasi-historical, critical reviews ok.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/7/2010 - England/Britain, America
October Crisis by Hitomi Shirou reviews
For the IamMatthewian Project. Black October, Ontario goes to talk to Quebec and finds that Jean is just as chaotic as Quebec.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Canada - Complete
Sealandic Code of Conduct by IronicNarwhal reviews
101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sealand - Complete
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
Tomatoes and Tsunderes by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
A collection of fics centering around fem!Lovino and Antonio, based off a profile copy/paste. Fem!Romano/Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
I Think I'm Falling In Love With You by GizmoGadgetry reviews
Iceland/Liechtenstein needs more love! A collection of drabbles centering around these two, featuring the 100 Theme challenge. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Iceland, Liechtenstein
Tuesday Tomatoes by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Fem!Spain and Romano: Months before Lovino's vespa accident, a certain nurse happens upon him in the grocery store. Prequel to Lady in Red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
If I Fall by beatles-revelution1204 reviews
Loosely based off of If I Fall by The White Tie Affiar. Going off to war hurt, even more so when there was a cross girl yelling at you for it. Fem!Lovi x Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/4/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Anyone Else but You by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
So...there was plenty on T.V. that day, so how did I begin to make out with Antonio and end up getting pregnant? Fem!LovinoxAntonio QUOTES TAKEN DIRECTLY FROM MOVIE; a few of my favourite scenes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
First Date by McMuffinDragon reviews
High school AU, fem!Germany and Italy's awkward first date.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Coffee Break by eliska reviews
It was unexpected, that kiss. Iceland/Liechtenstein, mentions of other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Assistance by Yinqi reviews
Liechtenstein has made pajamas as a gift for her dear brother, but she needs Iceland's help to make sure that they're the right size. One-shot, IceLiech.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
TLC by La Mademoiselle reviews
DenFem!Nor, human names used. For some reason, Norway always seems to be the one taking care of Denmark when he's sick. FLUFF, that is all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Reaction by Amaterasu Ai reviews
Grimmjow thinks about Mai's reaction while she's asleep. When she wakes up and he decides to test it out her reaction…what would happen if someone walked in there at the wrong time? First attempt at romance...be kind
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
10 Ways To Wake Up Komui Lee by Lenalee lee- x3-AllenWalker reviews
One day Lavi was bored, so he made a list that will mess up allens life.*BLACK AURA* ...eheheheh.. enjoy...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
One More Theory by JellyMomo reviews
aka how did Finland end up being the wife. Human names, Rated K plus just to be sure. Slight ideologically sensetive material, slight Fluff, slight Crack and bad writing skills XD R/R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Secret Admirer by NotaPunk reviews
Set in highschool. Liechtenstein rated fourth hottest girl in school gets confessions in letters all the time, but now she has a secret admirer and her friends have a few plans to find out who it is. Will Liechtenstein survive or die of embarrassment?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Iceland, Liechtenstein - Complete
The Olive Tree by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
""She woke up a hour later, and her eyes were as green as the leaves of the olive tree out of which she had come." Spain/Fem!Romano, fairytale AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Why Romano is Still a Virgin by Robias reviews
It isn't Romano's own wish to have remained a virgin for almost 1000 years. It's all that bastard Switzerland's fault. Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Provinces and Territories by Kamryn 'Silent' Akasuna reviews
This is just my renedition of the Canadian provinces and territories! This may offend, but if it does I shall edit it! JUST FOR HUMOUR! OCs included...yaoi and yuri and straightness ahead! CHANGES WILL NOT BE REUPLOADED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Canada
Decade and one by Purplefluffychainsaw reviews
Finland wakes in the night to the sound of snow fall, and ends up in the sitting room, watching the snow and thinking of all that's happened to him and his Su-san. Oneshot, SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
OverProtective by Lorena and Parewhai reviews
Nothing startles Kanda that much but what he witnessed was enough to send up straight down that track. But what exactly did he see and how will Komui react when he finds out.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Mascara by Canadino reviews
In which Antonio tries his absolute hardest to convince Romina to go homecoming with him. Of course, it requires a bit of a push from Felicia, along with his best friends Francis and Gilbert and...nail polish? Spain/fem!Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Thoughts on Yaoi by Robias reviews
When things are about to derail as usual during a World Conference, Greece decides to be the hero and save the day for once. Also, don't insult the mastermind behind gay sex. Greece, Japan, all characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Reindeers and Razzling by Robias reviews
The Nordics prepare themselves for the yearly reindeer spurring. Well. Most of the Nordics, that is. Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Finland, Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
An Oath Forgotten, Remembered, Kept by Robias reviews
Upon questioning Prussia about the cleaning tool Germany found loitering around the house, he finds out it's much more important than he ever thought a broomstick could be. Written for the fluff. Germany/Italy, Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Lower Half by Robias reviews
Neither Italy nor Germany had never considered what effect the fact that the Italian brothers shared the landmass could have an effect on their sex-life. Germany/Italy, Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Why British Pickup Lines Tend to Fail by Robias reviews
On the way home from the pub one night, England gets a brilliant idea to help him get America in bed with him. Or so he thinks. England/America, Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
An Author's Manual to Fullmetal Fan Fiction by iTorchic reviews
Are you new to writing fan fiction, or are you a veteran author? Either or, this is An Author's Manual to Fan Fiction! Here I'll go through the basics of writing Fullmetal alchemist fan fiction such as: may sues, grammar, plots, etc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Playful Italy by keikopanda102 reviews
Hee hee hee... All I can say is that if you read this and you like the pairing of Germany and Italy then you are in for a real treat! Warning: Things get sexual. VERY sexual. As in... sex. Hee hee hee... ok then. Enjoy this cheerful one-shot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
His Queen by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Queen Elizabeth I. She was *his* queen and *his* alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
A Present for Lenalee by rumbling.sky reviews
It's Lenalee's birthday and Komui had planned a big surprise party for her. Allen was left out of the loop and is frantic to find a gift. Lavi gives a little push and witnesses a perfect birthday in the process.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Truth or Dare by blackdragonflower reviews
Truth or Dare? Take your pic. Matt's in for the surprise of his life. He's only been at Wammys a week but he's already getting in too deep. It's just an innocent little game but which will you choose, truth or dare? MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Matt, Mello
Secret Kisses by blackdragonflower reviews
Matt and Mello, odd two. Both share a unique affection for the other. One they will never express. Secret kisses, secret love. MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mello, Matt
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Letters to Quebec reviews
My OC Quebec is here! Write in to help her gain her freedom!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Canada
Torture Time for Kuroshitsuji Charries reviews
HAHAHAHAHAHA Time to torture some carries for your entertainment! Ask em anything you want HAHAHAHA!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
Why Not to Buy a Yong Soo Unit reviews
Based on LolliDictator's Hetalia Units
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2011 - South Korea
Secrets reviews
Ludwig has something he should really tell Felicia, but he doesn't even know what it is Fic is better than summery GermanyxFem!Italy Rated T just to be safe, and cause Romano will probably show up at some point XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Sebastian Crack reviews
I think Sebastian is on crack, either that or he's gone crazy, there's no other way to explain his sudden oocness YAOI! SebastianxGrell, SebastianxCiel and AloisxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Sebastian M.
Ask Ze Peoples of Death Note Random Stuffs reviews
I have some Death Note charries here for you to torture, I mean ask stuffs XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011
Bleach Chatroom reviews
Yay!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Aaroniero A., S. Aizen
Truth or Dare, BLEACH STYLE! reviews
It's truth or dare and it is bleach style w/ Ichigo, Rukia, Uryu, Orihime, Renji, Momo, Me, Byakuya, Kon, Toshiro, Nanao, Shunsui, Karin, Ryuuken, Isshin, Rangiku, Mayuri and Aizen
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010
Top Five Birthday Praise reviews
My five favorite bleach characters, Uryu, Toshiro, Rukia, Kon and Ulquiorra, say something nice about one of their members on that member's birthday 'u'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Uryuu I., T. Hitsugaya
Ulquichan's Fraccion reviews
Ulqui-chan has a fraccion? Well he does now. In this story my OC, Chītā Kōsoku, is in love with her Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer, but is having a little trouble relising that fact, Will she be able to relize and accept her true feelings? You'll have to read it
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Ulquiorra
The New Captain reviews
My OC is the new captain of ninth squad
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010
Rukia Randomness reviews
Rukia writing randomness
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rukia K.
Dear reviews
Letters from a fangirl
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010