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Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6139 - Favs: 10,860 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23280 - Favs: 16,082 - Follows: 10,995 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unraveled Knot by twistedcoincidence reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11488 - Favs: 12,184 - Follows: 6,085 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8274 - Favs: 4,958 - Follows: 3,052 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen reviews
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6517 - Favs: 9,737 - Follows: 4,315 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price of Permanence by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen is marrying the perfect woman - except that she's not his version of perfect. How does he catch the woman who is? EPOV Companion to Sin & Incivility. Mature. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 2,322 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,797 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5789 - Favs: 4,205 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 746 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Readjusted by muggleinlove reviews
Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,792 - Reviews: 6637 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9305 - Favs: 17,397 - Follows: 3,841 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Poetry In Motion by eroticfan reviews
Art meets lust in Forks. This is - hell, I don’t know really. Mostly AU-Human, it’s not out there enough to be crackfic, although it’ll have its moments. Edward is a sensitive soul and budding poet, and Bella has a very special weakness for his poetry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,626 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete