Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Song of the Lioness.
So much for "hey. I think that this place deserves re-doing. I've had that same bio up for months." Because it happened again. So now I, (as in not Nathonea, but some random psycho passerby aka the puce pimpernel ), am redoing it. ALL OF IT!
Things you should know about Nathonea:
hmm, where to begin?
she's a umm...writer. yah. I hope you realize that, since you're here.
she likes snowcones, but only the pitiful, non-powerful ones
in her spare time, she likes to shave bald monkeys, hold up convenience stores, and dismantle various automobiles around town, leaving them in scrap heaps.
her favorite color is puce, of course. Well, okay not really. her favorite color is really green. except not. Why do you want to know what her favorite color is, anyway?
she tends to associate with people who will fabricate lies about her.
she likes to drink gatorade by the quart
she guzzles listerine
she likes to eat coffee-flavored beef-ramen
flowers are the new must-have this season (along with cat chow)
she informed me that "tyrannus" and "rex" mean the same thing
she is the possessor of the one ring (the ONE ring)
hmm, what to say, what to say?
she eats small children by luring them into her candy cottage
her newest story is "Reasons for Everything" (That much is true)
her favorite areas of reading are...Marysues, trolls, and altogether bad fics. Except not.
she has quite a temper about cliches. but then, so do I. curse you, cliches! shakes fist angrily
she enjoys shaking her fist angrily.
hmmm...she likes to hunt out and mock poor innocent authors who write wonderful stories minus that whole "wonderful" part. It should actually read "crap" instead.
And now you know Nathonea! So congrats! Feel accomplished. woot for you.
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