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Joined 07-16-10, id: 2450319, Profile Updated: 01-18-14
Author has written 20 stories for Hellsing, Shakespeare, Chaotic, Yu-Gi-Oh, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, and Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL.

Welcome! To my MACARONI AND CHEESE LAIR OF DOOM! MWA HA HA HA HA!

Actually, no, this is just my profile. Here, you'll find some pretty zany and/or wacked out stuff. I tend to think up long, extremely complicated explanations for things that make no sense, so let me know if something in one of my stories gets a little too weird. You're free to stop by any time you want, but it's BYOB at this party.

Wait, what? "Bring Your Own Beer"? Is that what it means? Sorry, I thought it meant "Bring Your Own Bacon". My apologies.


Personal Info (for those of you who don't care):

Name: S. N. Claudiusmichaeljeffreysteinenschnitzeldorf

Age: Old enough to drink hard liquor in Germany.

Gender: Vaguely female.

Occupation: Layabout. (AKA student)

Current favorite fandoms: Ace Attorney, Blue Exorcist, Hellsing, Yu-Gi-Oh!... plus a lot of others...

Favorite books/literature: Hark a Vagrant, Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, Crime and Punishment, Jane Eyre, anything Shakespeare ever wrote, Goethe's Faust (not Marlowe's), Heart of Darkness, The Bride Collector, and The Manga Messiah (I fangirl over Andrew and James).

Favorite movies/TV: Elementary, Sherlock (yes, I like them both!), Star Trek, Person of Interest, Law and Order, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Grimm, Doctor Who, Star Wars, The Mummy Trilogy


In terms of stories, if something hasn't been at the top of my list for a long time, I'm probably not going to pick it up again (because I'm kind of lazy that way). Also, the quality of my writing gets rather abysmal the closer you get to the bottom of this page. Just letting you know.

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I dare you to say raising kids is easy! I dare you! by Kizmuth reviews
...Yeah, this is mostly fluff, humor and crack. Ever heard of The Eight Demon Kings? Well, they're all Satan's sons right, so Satan had to raise them, right? This starts out with Samael (Mephisto) and then it'll probably go on to the other demon kings.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 9/7/2013 - Mephisto P., Satan
Exorcising the Demon Prosecutor by AceFangirl reviews
Sequel to Turnabout Sparks. Spoilers for PW, ME, kind of JFA, possibly AJ and while I'm at it maybe T&T. Rated T because Ace Attorney is. Expect weekly updates for the time being. Miles can admit to himself that he loves Maria, but so far that's as far as he's gotten. Is it even worth pursuing her? After all, who would love a Demon Prosecutor?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,912 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 13h ago - Published: 9/13/2013 - Miles E., OC
Doubtful Dreams of Dreams by Imposter-Sightseeing reviews
Prince Vector isn't infected with Masquerade, but there are still red eyes watching him in the shadows. There's no way he can do something as nerve-wracking as diplomacy when he can't shake that creature following him.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 21h ago - Published: 3/18 - Ryoga K./Shark, Rio K., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Durbe
100 Things AnE Characters Are Not Allowed To Do by wildkurofang reviews
In which God has a wicked sense of humor and the Vatican is not amused. List with snippets attached. Everything goes. Including the cast of Ao no Exorcist's sanity. Rated T because Satan is a very bad parent.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Mephisto P., A. Angel, Satan, Rin O.
Beast by Kitty Seeboo reviews
His parents are missing, his sister is dead, and – to top it off – Yuuma awakens to find himself the captive of a demon who suffers from split personality, a demon who claims to be his imaginary, childhood friend, Shingetsu. Foilshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/12 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] - Complete
Our House by SilvorMoon reviews
The war has ended, the dust has settled, and the former Barians have set up housekeeping. Well, most of them have, anyway. But one of their number is missing, and all they can do is wait for him to come home - whether they want him there or not.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/29 - Ryoga K./Shark, Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Hallucinations by Skye-Yue
A Vector Drabble I was prompted to do. Contains slight violence, and language. Mutinyshipping if you squint.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27 - Ryoga K./Shark, Black Mist, Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Eternity in an Hour by Imposter-Sightseeing reviews
Modern-day reincarnation AU. Kaito doesn't know why Mizael insists on telling him one of the latest stories he's written, but still he listens.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26 - Kaito T., Misael - Complete
The Elysian by MelonMochi reviews
If this was his fate, to be branded a monster and cast into the darkness beneath the streets, to save his friends, his brother, from the pain and torment he will surely cause them, then fine, he will face whatever horrors await him below. He will become a demon, don the shackles, writhe in the stone prison with his brethren, if only to see Yukio happy. Dystopian AU.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/28 - Rin O., Yukio O., Ryūji S., Amaimon
Peregrination by sanchoyo reviews
In a kingdom on the brink of war, marriage is the only way to gain powerful allies. Unfortunately, the prince who was suppose to get married ran off, leaving King Faker with few options. Sending Yuuma in his son's place, things can only turn out for the worst. Fantasy AU. Yuuma/Vector, Kaito/Ryoga, Astral/Black Mist, Kotori/Anna.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,328 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/17 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] [Kaito T., Ryoga K./Shark]
The joys of Parenthood by sanchoyo reviews
Six years forward from the war, Yuuma and Vector are college boyfriends within Heartland City, and everything is peaceful. That is, until a five year old Don Thousand shows up and changes their lives, for better or for worse. Vector/Yuuma fluff series. (Astral/Fuuya, Kaito/Ryoga on the side, too.)
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/5 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu]
Forgive and Forget by Durbe the Barian reviews
An art trade with ProbableImpossibilities. Set after Zexal's end. The Barians are all humans now. But that doesn't mean the wrongs of the past have been unwritten. Friendly Gorgonicshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Rio K. - Complete
Wretched and Divine by The Black Goldilocks reviews
Shiemi didn't know who was more shocked, herself, because she had never heard of this prayer before, or her classmates, who didn't even think she would say anything worthy of a summon. AU-ish, ShiemiXRin May change to M for later gore and romance -Cover Art by Kaczuch-A!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,247 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Shiemi M., Rin O.]
Yokare to Kattobingu by sanchoyo reviews
30 day OTP challenge for foilshipping. Each day has a 1000-3000 word drabble based on different prompts. Yuuma/Vector, Yuuma/Rei, Mostly humor/fluff. Rated M for later chapters. [Completed.]
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,761 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/4 - [Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] - Complete
Tied together by sanchoyo reviews
Vector's time as Shingetsu... as told by his tie.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25 - Complete
A Long, Long Way by Imposter-Sightseeing reviews
This world is a peaceful one, where everyone seems to be living together normally. It's nothing but a cruel joke to Vector, who remembers everything, and has no idea why he's there.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/17 - Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Mad Prince Special by Durbe the Barian reviews
A fic for ProbableImpossibilities. Gag Reel for The Mad Prince, chapter 5, Alis Aquilae.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 2/18 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Durbe - Complete
Marked by MelonMochi reviews
(au/ooc) In the midst of war, Ryuji accepts a dangerous mission to earn his exorcist license: assassinate the demon prince Rin. But the other demons will make it difficult for Ryuji to get close enough; so he's forced into a mysterious contract with an earth demon in return for a position as a personal servant, one that turns out to be much more deadly than he could ever imagine.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,031 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Rin O., Ryūji S., Amaimon
The End of the Beginning, arc 1: Terra by SuperiorDimwit reviews
Some matches are made in heaven, some in hell: and some, quite rare and quite peculiar, are made on earth. The tale of the blue exorcist began long before the Okumura twins were born, when two men met who would change the course of history for Assiah and Gehenna alike. The question is: how did that history change them?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 120,650 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shiro F., Mephisto P. - Complete
ice and fire by crocketts reviews
after his supposed death, Vector winds up on the planet of Esker and learns the hard way that the people you rule over don't necessarily have to like you. eventual Vector/Yuma
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/27 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu
i'll take you along with me by Kori Kuri reviews
Before you die, you see a repetition of your life, they say. Maybe not exactly everything, mostly the important parts of it; the people who gave you the gift of life and the ones that made it worth living. - Vector
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
His Metamorphosis by Durbe the Barian reviews
A poem for Rei Shingetsu. Poetry isn't always pretty
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Complete
Word of the Day by 6GunSally reviews
A gallimaufry of vignettes proffered seriatim for your delectation; gleaned from an amalgam of Ace Attorney and the fervid and unwavering pursuit of eminent intellectual erudition! A writer is naught if not a lover of words!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Another Morning by ievanbarian reviews
Just some short drabble I wrote before going to sleep. If it seems rushed, it's because my iPad was like 6 percent charge when I wrote this and my parents thought I was asleep. A little keyshipping, not too much.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18 - [Astral, Yuma T.]
Duck feeding by frozen galaxy reviews
What can happen when you go feed ducks? A whole lot. Diamondshipping fanfic or is hinted. OOC story. enjoy!
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15 - Ryoga K./Shark, Kaito T., Haruto T., Rio K. - Complete
psych by iciiing reviews
unfortunately for them, staying in one place is never an option. —au, multichapter. {4: kaito, mizael. it's the interlude before the storm. sort of.}
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Kaito T., Misael
The Prosecuting Convention by orangegirl8 reviews
Manfred von Karma took Franziska and Miles to a prosecuting convention. But even before they get in the car to leave, chaos ensues. And it kept ensuing the whole trip. Everyone who is, was, will be, or is related to a prosecutor is in this story. Mostly randomness, but enjoy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Franziska vK., Miles E., Manfred vK. - Complete
More Than You Think You Are by 6GunSally reviews
Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are thrown for a loop when the Wright family reveals a startling secret. They have to learn to put their differences aside to uncover the whole sordid truth. Their tenuous friendship is tested even further when a "family" tragedy strikes close to home. Challenge posted by CRyogenic-maelStr01m. NOW COMPLETE! Please R&R!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,212 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F., Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
Carpe Demon by MelonMochi reviews
(au/ooc/rinXamai and bonXamai) Amaimon used to be a demon king, a feral monster that devoured human flesh...until a horrific car accident wiped his memory.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Rin O., Ryūji S., Amaimon]
Reconciliation by PhoenixFlame53 reviews
This is the sequel to my previous fic, Earthquake; I fully reccommend you read that first. :) Anyway, after two violent earthquakes and a prediction that more are to come, Phoenix has taken Edgeworth to the Wright Anything Agency so that he can stay there until the earthquakes have subsided. Just what will they get up to...?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W., Apollo J., Miles E.
Dream-catcher by Isis Lied reviews
Shura's not sleeping well. Mephisto offers to help... at a price. But what will they do when her nightmares start coming true? And when the lines between them are inevitably blurred, the demon and the exorcist may just find another problem on their hands. "It's a simple exchange, Shura... anything can be bought at the price of your soul." Mephisto/Shura and some Amaimon/Shiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Shura K., Mephisto P.] [Amaimon, Shiemi M.]
Equilibrium by xArle reviews
The left brain is logical, rational, and analytical. The right brain is random, creative, and intuitive. Together, they form a balance. M/M
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Miles E., Maya F.
Turnabout Honeymoon by 6GunSally reviews
Miles Edgeworth is left reeling after his acquittal in the Hammond Murder. Nothing can be the way it was, not when the man he'd idolized for the last 15 years turned out to be a criminal. The pressure builds as Miles learns to cope with CHAPTER 46. (heck, I'm trying to cope with chapter 46…)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 203,442 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Phoenix W./Nick, Franziska vK., Manfred vK., Miles E.
The Devil's in the Details by Moi Fah reviews
Sometimes evil is hilarious, sometimes evil is so tragic you forget what evil really is. Evil is often personified in the form of the Devil...so maybe he's just misunderstood. Or maybe he really is just evil. AmaimonxShiemi, not a fluff-fic.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Shiemi M., Amaimon
A Lollipop Kiss by MephistoChild reviews
All Shiemi wanted to know was the flavour of the lollipop... Shiemi/Amaimon Fluff
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Shiemi M., Amaimon
The Von Karma Name by AnbarElectrum reviews
A Von Karma's childhood is a series of lessons, and Miles Edgeworth is a Von Karma now, whether he likes it or not. Little does he suspect that the most important lessons won't come from his tutors at all… Edgeworth-centric drabble series, though Franziska and Manfred von Karma feature heavily.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,312 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Miles E., Franziska vK., Manfred vK.
Snowfall by 6GunSally reviews
FALL SERIES: A Series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between two characters (Not necessarily romantic) Edgeworth and Franziska see something in the woods! It's scary! They are all alone! I have to write it this way too keep the system from deleting stuff! It's not really this exciting! Or maybe it is! Read it! Find out! Hoo boy!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Franziska vK., Miles E. - Complete
100 Days by Firega reviews
"So you wear glasses now, huh? What have you been doing? Watching the Steel Samurai all night in the dark?" Phoenix smirked. Suddenly, the clanking of psyche-locks appeared - and Phoenix had to bite his lip to try not to laugh. (A series of short excerpts that form a bigger story). Humor/Family/Romance. Implied Phoenix X Edgeworth.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,259 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Turnabout Sparks by AceFangirl reviews
There's a new prosecutor, and her office is right next to Miles Edgeworth's. They run into each other one day, and sparks fly. Not in the best of ways, though. Rated "T" for murders and the like.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,686 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Miles E. - Complete
Alucard and Integra of Neverland by Shadows' Nightmare reviews
One night Integra discovers a mysterious shadow in her nursery belonging to a beautiful boy named Alucard, who whisks her away to Neverland. There she encounters lost boys, natives, pirates, and the adventure of her life. (Complete)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,823 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Pratfall by 6GunSally reviews
FALL SERIES: A Series of one-shots focusing on the relationship between two characters (Not necessarily romantic) Phoenix and Larry spend a disastrous night on the town. Rated T for adult situations and Cover art by Kululunerd.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E., Larry B. - Complete
Monday Afternoon Investigations by ElementLegend reviews
Lana notices that something is up with the prosecutors one Monday afternoon, and decides to investigate.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Lana S., Miles E., Franziska vK., Winston P.
Infomercial by mangoesandoatmeal reviews
Just a silly story about Nick watching TV with other Ace Attorney characters, when suddenly an Infomercial comes on some product the other character falls in love with.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
The Wright Anything Bakery by 6GunSally reviews
Trucy knows that Daddy's going to need new clothes when he returns to the courtroom and she takes it upon herself to make sure he gets the very best. But the very best costs money which Daddy doesn't really have. Trucy decides to take this matter into her own hands, but Phoenix and Apollo are aware of one fatal flaw. Can they end this madness before disaster strikes? NOW COMPLETE
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W., Apollo J. - Complete
Clarity by Quietly Making Noise reviews
".. other than the physical pain, he felt oddly at peace with himself." Quick 1-shot scene, aftermath of the horrific 5th case from T&T. [I played this again recently and desperately needed more closure. Major Spoilers for Trials & Tribulations. Does not contain sex.]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Diego A., Miles E.
The Beginning Career of the Yatagarasu by Wanadoos reviews
Kay is in desperate need of money, and needs to find a way to earn some. She decides that her Yatagarasu qualities may come in handy...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Miles E., Kay F.
Nyan Nightmare by Wanadoos reviews
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan That was Poptart language for: When Phoenix mentions the name of You Know Who, he gets an unpleasant surprise. Rated T because... you'll find out :)
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
¡Guadalupe! by 6GunSally reviews
The gruesome murder of a Mexican soap opera star has everyone in a tizzy-but never mind that! Edgeworth is about to turn 21 and Neil and Jake Marshall think he's got a few wild oats to sow... Hoo Boy! (I can't think of a better way to summarize this...) Cover art by Blazerepose. ON HIATUS
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Miles E., Neil M., Jake M., Dick G.
Blood and Monsters by 6GunSally reviews
Manfred Von Karma is consumed by his need for vengeance and vows to seek out Miles Edgeworth and destroy him. A vampire AU. Expect blood and guts, a little Edgeziska (because I like them) and some tragedy. This isn't a crossover. This is my first foray into horror/suspense... ON HIATUS
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Miles E., Manfred vK., Franziska vK., Phoenix W./Nick
The Glare Wars by pyr0technic reviews
DISCONTINUED. highschool!AU. WrightWorth. Larry's an idiot, Maya and Phoenix's wallet are at war, and Edgeworth is a cold hearted bastard. What's a Phoenix got to do for some peace in his life? Unfortunately, this is no average high school life. It's WAR.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Magic Miles by 6GunSally reviews
Edgeworth discovers the magic of Halloween. Will he ever live down the horror? This is a short story I wrote for Halloween, but I went and posted early. I hope this is as scary for you as it was for Edgeworth... Now complete! Please tell me what you think.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Miles E., Dick G., Kay F. - Complete
Turnabout Labyrinth by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
AU. When Edgeworth collapses during a trial one day, Phoenix find himself pulled into a plot he didn't expect. Accused of attempting to poison Edgeworth, he and the prosecutor, along with the others, will have to figure who the true culprit is. Surely there must be a way out of this labyrinth...if only they can find it. Complete.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,545 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Appearances by Qu-ko reviews
A ficathon fill to the tune of, "Vector scrambles to make his Dandylion costume the night before the school festival, and almost ends up blowing his cover." Well then, if you were ever wondering why he wore that costume in the first place...
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Vector/Rei Shingetsu - Complete
Until You Love Me by becsti reviews
I'm your biggest fan; I'll follow you until you love me. Wendy moves into the same apartment block as Edgeworth. Stalking ensues.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Wendy O., Miles E.
Green-ix Wright- Rises from the Ashes by AceFangirl reviews
What's up with Phoenix Wright's new hat? Sequel to "Unusual Punishment." This is set about a year after the events of Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. I wouldn't say there are spoilers for the game, but if you haven't played Apollo Justice you might be a bit confused by some parts.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Unusual Punishment by AceFangirl reviews
Phoenix Wright needs to be punished by Pearl Fey. Deciding a slap in the face won't cut it, she get more creative.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Pearl F. - Complete
Office by Red-the-Mudkip reviews
Ema's bored one day and decides to visit Phoenix's office, only to find the defense attorney sound asleep...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Ema S. - Complete
Chaotic Friday by Kensalyn reviews
When Maxxor and Chaor use two Mugics at the same time, body-switching confusion ensues! Plus, Tom and Kaz have gotten a little too close of a peek! It's rated T because even I don't know what'll happen next!
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010
Brimming the Ravine by JimmyDANj2 reviews
Trucy Wright's daily miracles siphon in customers like moths to a flame. It's no large wonder that an additional presence would go unnoticed among the Wonder Bar's ample crowd of mesmerized onlookers. Yet, Fate deals her father an inevitable hand as a reunion lost to years gone by is salvaged by its last vestiges. He finally discerns that, with distance, the heart grows fonder.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
shadow realms by witchfingers reviews
The Gods let the three Yamis build a new life from scratch. Keep or shed their human counterparts. Find deliverance, or darkness. What tempts them the most? /post-canon/
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik
Power or Curse by AllenWalker4ever reviews
Welcome to Domino High, and every student has a superpower or a super curse! The high school is divided, between being able to use every inch of your power for good, or using every inch of strength to live. Thief, Death, Puppy, and Puzzleshipping. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,979 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bakura: Dead and Loving It! by SuperSonic22 reviews
The first in my "Classic Tales Retold Saga"! The famous and chilling story of Dracula combines with characters from the anime Yugioh! and the humor of Mel Brooks' classic movie, "Dracula: Dead and Loving It!" Throw in the added dash of insane humor that is Little Kuriboh's "Yugioh! Abridged", and you got a recipe fit for a pharoah! [DEDICATED TO: BlackRoseDragonChk] *COMPETED*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,808 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Atem, Yami Bakura - Complete
Control by homosexualsakura reviews
Hell isn't supposed to be cold and empty, but there's no other explanation for where Bakura is.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Bloody Tears & Roses by Bexi reviews
After Bakura reads an ancient spell wrongly, Malik wakes up the next morning feeling unlike himself ... in fact he isn't himself - he's a girl! What happens when Malik feels he/she can only trust Bakura and his hikari with this secret? And how long will i
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Pout by shuramiyaki reviews
Enrico would never admit it when he wanted attention, but he always demanded it.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Alexander, Enrico - Complete
Rhinitis Acuta Catarrhalis by CMYK reviews
Enrico and Anderson have been sent to England on a routine mission when the Bishop finds himself afflicted with a cold, and proceeds to make a glorious ass out of himself. NOT YAOI. WAFF/Flashback. Painfully cute. ONE-SHOT & COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Alexander, Enrico - Complete
Judas by CMYK reviews
AAxS. Slight AU. Millenium is broken, Iscariot is but a memory, and the Paladin has no place in the world. Hellsing offers him a niche, but he struggles with his contempt for them. NOW WITH PICTURES/ART!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alexander, Seras
Job Hunting by nevertalk reviews
The Apollo Justice you played was a depressing alternate universe. Here's how it really gets started. One shot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Hellsing:Wolf Hunt by StubburnWolf reviews
Werewolves need some publicity in this world and this story does just that. What better combination than a rouge wolf and the all mighty Alucard?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Alucard
The Crackhouse by zara2148 reviews
A home for my crackier Kink Meme fics, since there's getting to be a lot of them. Pairings vary, weirdness abounds, and there's no signs of sanity to be found. So come in and get high; just leave your sanity behind - it's overrated. Trust me.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Paint It Red by Red-Angel07 reviews
Summary: An upcoming war is approaching along with vampires and others of the supernatural. Will the nations come together for another possible world war? Nation/Human names will be used and some OCs.
Crossover - Hellsing & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010
Alucard van Ripper by Salem NightBlade reviews
The bloodshed of Jack the Ripper, way back when, finally reveals into the twisted plot of Alucard, Walter, Integrand, and an unfortunate guest. Please Enjoy! xD
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Alucard, Walter
Life Line Made of Red Ribbon by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard, Integra, Walter, Seras, Pip, Anderson, and...Maxwell... Hellsing recieves a little gift from the Iscariots...one that plants eyes and ears within the walls of the organization.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
Muffins by DreamingOfDissent reviews
Little flashback from happier days.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Caramelldansen by CrimsonLuna reviews
Its been quiet at the Hellsing hose hold, and boring, so some one comes up with a way to stop the boredom with a fun dance!Please Review!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Integra - Complete
Integra's Batty Vacation by Metropolis Kid reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bruce W., Integra - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Htebcam by Arlothia reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if things didn't play out the way they did in Macbeth? Well here's my twisted version of Shakespear's classic work of Macbeth. Note: It would be better to know the actual play before reading this, but if not, oh well.
Macbeth - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Macbeth, the Three Witches - Complete
When the Tribbles Invade by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
The Axis are once again attacked by a formidable enemy... not the Allies! This time, it comes in the form of a small furry creature called... a tribble? Based off the Star Trek episode.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Chatioc Idol by An Anime Fangirl reviews
OK, the best of the four tribes sing for the title of Perim Idol!
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
And Forgive Us Our Trespasses by Serra-Of-Many-Names reviews
A vampire threat emerges that neither Hellsing nor Iscariot is prepared to deal with. Forced into hiding with Integral Hellsing, Enrico Maxwell must learn to fight his own demons. Possible IxM in later chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
Good Tidings by Thess reviews
The leader of Iscariot seeks professional counsel in the matters of the heart… Enrico x Integral. One Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Enrico, Integra - Complete
The Sacred and Profane by DanceswithElvis reviews
Rated for language and violence. This is a Hellsing fanfic that focuses on Alexander Anderson. When something wicked this way comes, the lines between heaven and hell become blurred. New and edited Chapter 4 up.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,519 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Alexander, Seras
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One Million Points reviews
"I knew, from the instant I laid eyes on him, that I hated Nasch. I just had to kill him. But that wouldn't be much fun, amirite? So I decided on a point system…" - - Snippets of daily life on Barian World in a detailed list of everything Nasch has done since circa 550 B.C.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/18 - Ryoga K./Shark, Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords
The Mad Prince reviews
In an empire teetering on the brink of civil war, a young prince suddenly takes the throne. Adrift in a sea of political turmoil, ambitions of conquest, and sinister influences, the boy with good intentions must shoulder the weight of a nation... and every step forward is another step towards a dark fate. These are the life and times of Vector, the Mad Prince.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,182 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords
Yu-Gi-Oh: Vexal reviews
The Numeron Code gave everyone what they wanted, but all Vector asked for was a clean slate. So he's reborn into the human world, where he lives an alien-free life, attends college, and makes strange friends, ignorant of his own past. However, everything he thought he knew goes out the window when the other Barians realize they need his help… - Post-canon, AU-ish, OCs, punny title.
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/15 - Yuma T., Vector/Rei Shingetsu, Seven Barian Lords
Nasch's Refusal reviews
In which Nasch does everything he can to keep Vector away from his sister. - Short -
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26 - [Rio K., Vector/Rei Shingetsu] Ryoga K./Shark - Complete
The Baal Bunch reviews
I used to think having six brothers was bad; Amaimon alone is almost too much to handle. Now all of a sudden, that number's gone up to eight, and I'll be lucky if I can finish senior year without going insane. - - A look at how things might have been if the sons of Satan were a "normal" family (AU).
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Mephisto P., Amaimon
Turnabout Gone Wrong reviews
Maya's spirit medium training reaches an all-time level of crazy when she accidentally channels Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth at the same time. However, the REAL trouble starts when Pearls sends them back... to the wrong bodies. In the middle of a big case, can the two rivals survive long enough in each other's shoes to find the truth?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,361 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.
Operation: Turnabout Birthday Present reviews
Maya's birthday is only a couple of days away, and Phoenix still hasn't come up with a suitable present. One idea has presented itself, but it may just be too crazy to work. Can Phoenix find the mysterious author of Maya's favorite Steel Samurai fan-fiction in time, or is this one mystery he just can't solve? Rated T just in case.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Marik Plays TOME reviews
Greetings, Steves! I, Marik Ishtar, have recorded my (mis)adventures in the Terrain of Magical Expertise first-hand, especially for you. Join me as I battle cynical computer programs, join forces with the Theif MidKnight, and attempt to take over the world in T.O.M.E., an online RPG full of wacky characters and epic battles!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
The Gift reviews
He was trapped in the shadows until his mind was nearly eaten away. Now that he's returned, his hikari wants nothing more than for him to return to the darkness. But since he won't, they'll have to learn to live with each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Marik I., Yami Marik
Diary of a Not So Wimpy Vampire reviews
Alucard's un-cut, un-edited, play-by-play version of his life as a servant of Hellsing. It's not a diary, it's a fan-fic! Sorry for recent late-ness. I'm a slacker.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Alucard
Fair Verona reviews
On Perim, tribal differences run deep; however, children, who care not about the worries of an adult's world, can form friendships that break barriers. But how long can such a thing really last..?
Chaotic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Chaor, Intress
Promises reviews
Father Anderson decides to take the children from the orphanage to the zoo for the day. However, impending rain brings forth a test of trust... and faith.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Enrico, Alexander] - Complete
Mind, Body, and Soul reviews
Most of her peers believe Sir Integra is suffering from an extreme identity crisis. But really, that's not even the half of it. If only they knew...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Integra, Enrico
Sons of Van Hellsing reviews
It's twenty years after the attack on London, and trouble is afoot. However, now it's up to the next generation of heroes to save the day... as soon as they stop bickering amongst themselves. Contains Rammstein, social graces, girl fights, and more!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010
Il Mio Santuario reviews
At Ferdinant Lukes, there is a gap in the wall that houses a statue of the Virgin Mary, with space on either side. Here, a lonely boy escapes to read his Bible and find sanctuary. However, there's always been room for two...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2010 - [Enrico, Integra]
Gloria reviews
The entire cast of Hellsing comes together to make a little music, with Integra at its head. But it'll take a lot more than musical knoledge to conduct THIS choir...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Integra - Complete
Catholics Are People, Too reviews
Maxwell wrote a five-paragraph, English-class-type persuasive letter to all you Hellsing fan-fiction authors. He got a B- on it.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Enrico - Complete
Mafia reviews
Somehow, Iscariot and Hellsing members end up in Olive Garden at the same time. Bored, they resort to betting on an inter-organization game of Mafia. No one has any idea what kind of madness will result... One shot. Reviews are appreciated! :
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Songs and Sorrows reviews
This follows Ophelia as she tries to deal with Polonius' death. During her walk to the pond, her feelings reveal themselves. Please review!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Complete
Bump in the Night reviews
A five-year-old Troy is convinced there's a booger-monster under his bed, and it's up to his cranky and parenting-awkward father to convince him otherwise. It's based off of Sons of Van Hellsing, so don't get confused if you didn't read it. Please review!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Alucard - Complete