Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, Hunger Games, and Star Wars.
NOTICE: I am also AlayaPhantom, I just lost access to that account! So yeah, I didn't steal her TLK3 story. That is all :3
In penance for their uprising each district shall offer up a male and female between the ages of 12 and 18 at a public 'reaping.'
A Hunger Games Addict's Prayer (credit to hungerwho37. I got this off her profile. Original owner's credit:Claratrix LeChatham)
I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds' songs wake me
If you think it'd be awesome to be reaped forth Hunger Games then copy and paste this into your profile
If you think Collins messed up when she made the saddest deaths one line long then continued on, then copy this into your profile
[X] You would do anything to protect your family.
[ ] You have good aim.
[X] You hate cats.
[X] You aren’t fond of people in general.
[X] You hate being indebted to people.
[X] You hold grudges.
[ ] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.
[X] When you sing, the birds fall silent.
[x] You’re an artist.
[x] You love to bake.
[x] You can decorate well.
[x] Manipulating people comes naturally for you.
[x] You’re clever.
[x] Your favorite color is orange.
[x] People tend to be charmed by you.
[x] You’re a hopeless romantic.
[x] You have a strong sense of self.
[ ] You question everything.
[X] You’re very defiant.
[x] You’re spontaneous.
[x] You’re a rebel with a cause.
[x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.
[x] You like "secrets".
[x] You like sugar cubes.
[ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.
[x] You’re a skilled swimmer.
[x] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.
[ ] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.
[x] You’re protective.
[ ] You’re innocent.
[x] You adore animals.
[x] You love helping people in need.
[ ] People seem to be fond of you.
[ ] Over time you’ve become quite wise.
[ ] You are nurturing.
[x] You’re creative.
[x] You root for the underdog.
[x] You dress simply.
[x] You stand up for your cause.
[x] Your hair is simple and easily manageable.
[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas.
[ ] You’re materialistic.
[ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild color.
[ ] You’re somewhat naive.
[ ] You’re chirpy.
[ ] You’re punctual and hate lateness.
[ ] Etiquette is important to you.
[X] You’re very sarcastic.
[ ] You get drunk often.
[ ] People might find you condescending.
[X] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.
[ ] You’re very lonely.
[ ] You’re a bold, gutsy person.
[x] People might call you crazy.
[X] You want things to be fair.
[x] You’ve had a rough time in life.
[ ] You really don’t like most people.
[ ] You don’t like being in water.
[x] You love music.
[ ] You’re small and graceful.
[x] You hum often.
[x] You inspire others.
[x] You’re always hungry.
[x] People underestimate you.
The Hunger Games Question's about you!;
(1- If you are someone in Panem, which District would you like to live in?- 12, I know I can survive XD
(2- If you were called up to the Hunger Games, in the reaping- how old would you want to be?- 17, please and thank you.
(3- If your name was called in the reaping, what would your strategy be?- Grab a weapon, and run for my life, I'll figure out a strategy from there based on the arena I'm in.
(4- At the training center, you throw a spear and it hits bulls eye. Behind you, you hear some tributes mocking you, what would you do?- turn to face them, smirk, and give them a snarky comment about my skill and ask them to get a bulls eye, if they back off, victory! If not and they embarrass themselves, even more victory!
(5- In the training center, what weapon would you choose to be your best?- Camouflage, definitely. I've been an artist my whole life.
(6- What would your strategy be for the interview with Ceaser Flickerman?- Entertain the crowd. I'm not the best public speaker, but I'm pretty darn good at it, and my sense of humor is indispensable.
(7- Would you team up with the Careers in the Arena?- What, and let them kill me when the opportunity arises? Yeah right!
(8- If you are well stocked in the arena and you came across a helpless, starving thirteen year old tribute, from another district what would you do to him/her?- First off, check for weapons. You can never be too careful in the Hunger Games. Then, and ONLY then, will I help them.
(9- If you ever got the chance to meet President Snow, what would you say/do?- Whip out snarky comment after snarky comment XD I'd get killed most likely, but I refuse to let him push me around.
You have been taken from your district,
To fight, till death,
With no way out, but to kill..
Make sure you can tell friends, from foes,
Life or death, Do not be fooled,
These are the Hunger Games.
The pairs people come up with these days...
Pairing Clove and Marvel is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Pairing Prim and Cato is disgusting. Copy and paste this on to your profile if you agree.
Pairing Rue and Thresh is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Pairing Katniss and Haymitch is disgusting. Copy and paste this on you profile if you agree.
Pairing Katniss and Cato is disgusting, Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Pairing Glimmer and Cato is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Pairing Seneca and Katniss is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Yay for Clato! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Yay for Gadge! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Yay for Prory! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Yay for everlark (Peeta and Katniss)! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Yay for Annick! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.
Glarvel is okay...
ganna ( Gale and Johanna) is okay...
Haffie is okay...
Doctor who stuff :D Mainly mat smith, but whatever xP
If you think Bow ties are cool, put this on your profile.
If you think Fez's are cool, put this on your profile.
If you think Stetsons are cool, put this on your profile.
If you think the 11th doctor is completely and undeniably cool, put this on your profile.
If you cried when River said she would suffer more then every being in the universe if she had to kill The Doctor, put this on your profile.
If you have ever imagined Rory The Roman running into a room, still putting his roman sandal on, put this on your profile.
If you believe Every incarnation of The Doctor is your Doctor, put this on your profile.
Now for some funny and possibly stupid Chuck Norris "Facts" :D
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, Bang!
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
When you say no one's perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Magicians can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip.
A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Noris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.
Chuck Norris invented the beard.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it effects the economy.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Noris can rhyme orange and purple... with each other!
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Texas does not have a police force. They have Chuck Norris.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
You are what you eat. Chuck Noris eats steel.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat breakfast, he forces it into submission.
What is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris believes it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands
Chuck Norris let the dogs out
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Guns kill 12 people a day. chuck norris kills 20.
When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The only thing better than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris on TV, talking about Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris doesn't get the belt, the belt get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
Chuck Norris once went back in time to fight Chuck Norris. He won.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The bermuda triangle is a myth. That's just were Chuck Norris practices his round house kicks.
The Titanic didn't sink by hitting an iceberg, it really hit Chuck Norris' chin as he was making his usual laps around the North Atlantic.
When Chuck Norris talks to a Russian He doesn't speak Russian. The Russian, speaks Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because it implies the possibility of failure Chuck Norris goes killing.
When you are Chuck Norris every light claps on and off.
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay down.
It only takes chuck Norris 1 lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars...Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris is not in your extended network, you are in his
Brokeback Mountain is not the name of a movie, it is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
When Bruce Willis gets mad, he turns into The Incredible Hulk. When The Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.
Chuck Norris has a stunt double. For crying scenes.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it is just afraid to move.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicians can walk on water; Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris maintains a youthful appearance because time is afraid to age him.
Light just wishes it was as fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris burnt a fire proof vest...UNDERWATER!
Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars films as THE FORCE.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.
Chuck Norris once tried to join the military. However, there are rules against weapons of mass destruction.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me."
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
The sheep on Chuck Norris' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.
If you see chuck Norris coming at you from the TV, it's not 3-D effects.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, Saffire55, queen92a, Kaitie Kaye, anime-lover10, lindsey and marie enterprises, Jedi Phantom Tribute Time Lord
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! and eating popcorn with fireworks ready :)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
Make a wish, and hope it happens...
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
More doctor who stuff :D
Fezzes are red
(Well, your cool if you review my Doctor Who story!!! OK I sound desperate. Also, reviewers get inter-cyber space hugs!!!!! :D)
Now for a Whovian prayer :D
Our TARDIS throughout in space
My last hope
I never fell down the rabbit hole and made it to Wonderland.
Sincerely: A girl who dreamed
Now for a load of random stuff!!!
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
94% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building, 5% would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs, paste this onto your profile if your that 1% that would push him off the building before he has second thoughts screaming, "DIE IDIOT!"
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I'd video tape it!)
paste this onto you profile and add your name to this list if you are pasting this onto your profile to make it longer: InSaNeAnNiE,HungerWho37,Jedi_Phantom_Tribute_Time_Lord
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14,StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, Queen Natalie the Creative, Riley Cullen17, EdmunPevensie for evermore, Rated L for Loser, FireyHeart33, newbie11, HungerWho37, Jedi Phantom Tribute Time Lord
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL.
Got a problem with me? Solve it
Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn around.
Love me? Great.
Hate me? Even better.
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.
Don't like my style? Don't like yours.
Don't know me? Don't judge me.
Think you know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it.
YOUR REAL NAME:
Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you that
YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters izzle):
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
Tardis Blue Cheetah
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Sonic Green Mountain Dew
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about MY ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you tell everyone who will listen that Effie Trinket is awesome,and in your perfect Mockingjay ending she would marry Haymitch,it would turn out that Cinna wasn't dead,and Katniss dies alone because she's a Mary Sue., Crazy is when,(Hunger Games Spoiler:O) even though Finnick Odair died convince everyone he is still alive because of you mad ninja skillls!!!! Crazy is when you and your friends all have fruit names from, Stanly and the Pineapple. :) Crazy is when you got to Walmart, go to the dressing rooms, sit, and suddenly yell out, theres no toilet paper! Crazy is laughing out randomly during final exams and making other people stare at you. CRAZY IS WHEN YOU STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT READING FANFICTION! crazy is when at school the smoke alarm goes off and you and your best friend start digging a hole in the sand because you convinced the school will blow up and you two will be the only ones alive and you'll be FAMOUS of course it's also crazy to fill out school application forms for characters in books. Crazy is when you and your friends decide to create their own world where one friend has five dads and has died ten times. Crazy is when you stay up all hours RolePlaying Doctor Who and make everything different then how it's supposed to be.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
YOUR 'GUY' SIDE:
You love hoodies.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You go to your dad for advice.
YOUR' GIRL' SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You care about what you look like.
Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!
(Put this on your page if u like music) (o) music
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are..
o_o) This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
If you ever stayed up all night copy and paste this into your profile
If when people call you crazy you take it as a complement copy and paste this onto you profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forget what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you believe that children are actually much smarter than most adults, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever gone crazy looking for something that was in your hand all along, copy and paste this into your profile
If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (says you!)(just another four inches..come on.)
If you like stuff, then copy and paste this onto you're profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on!
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
95% of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5% who are not, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
f You've Ever Wished You Could go into a Book and Strangle Some of the Characters for Being so Incredibly Dumb, Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile
Copy this in your profile if you actually think it would be cool to get reaped for the hunger games
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. (Yes...so unbelievably true)
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13 People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer. Put this on your profile if you are against bullying and stereotyping
Colour- Tardis Blue
Drink- Mountain Dew
Shop- Wally-World (Wal-Mart)
Movie- Doctor Who: Waters of Mars
Book- Hunger Games series
Songs- I am The Doctor Theme, Doctor Who Theme A Capella with lyrics,
Artist- tobyMac, KJ-52, Skillet, Pillar
Website- Fanfiction, youtube, Gallifrey Base, The Lion King Fan Art Archive
Random- Always take a banana to a party. I like Banana's. Banana's are good. . . huh? Me random? Nah *cough*
What do you do in your spare time- Watch Doctor Who, write, read and draw.
What do you wish you had more time to do- Watch doctor who, write and work on my art
What's your usual hair style- long and loose. And probably messy as it's untameable.
Who would you die for?- The Doctor or River
Who are your best friends?- Spoilers
Sooo just found some more random getting to know you questions so I thought I would answer them, don't worry I'm not expecting you to read this, I know it's definitely not interesting, just thought I would make my profile a bit longer :P
Apple juice or orange juice?- Apple, definitely
Are you a morning or a night person?- Night
What was your favorite childhood television program?- Danny Phantom
If you could have any superpower what would it be?- The ability to Transport myself into the TARDIS at will
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?- The Doctor
What's your favourite colour?- TARDIS blue
What's your favourite animal?- Cheetah
Do you believe in ghosts?- What a silly question, of course
Have any bad habits?- I sonic a lot of things I shouldn't.
Have any celebrity crushes?-Matt Smith, duh. That bow tie... *shivers*
Any tattoos or piercings?- nope
Do you see yourself getting married within the next 5 years?- hehe. how about past 5? actually, how about past 2?
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid- free of responsibility
What would be your dream job?- Actress, so I could do a bunch of movies and Shows with Matt Smith
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?- hmmm... nah, I like being a girl.
Do you believe in the afterlife? Yup.
Always bring a banana to a party - The Doctor
You're Mr. Think, Think, Thickinston from Thicktown, Thickiana! And So's your dad! - The Doctor
It's always darkest before dawn
I have not failed, i have just found 1,000 ways that won't work.- Thomas Edison
With great power, comes great need to take a nap.- Nico DiAngelo, The Last Olympian
A genius is someone who shoots for something no one else can see, and hits it.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back
Shoot for the moon, 'cause if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time- to-time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.- Miss Piggy.
No day is so bad, that it can't be fixed with a nap.- Carrie Snow
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because i know i'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
The thing you hate about yourself tends to be the thing everyone likes about you.- Nicole Kidman
The only thing worse than a liar, is a bad liar.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really remember.
Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over
When Life rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide
They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.
Be insane- well behaved people never made history.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?
Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .
I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.
WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.
When life gives you lemons, you make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.
When life gives you lemons tell Chuck Norris to round house kick life in the face while you make lemonade for him because that was the deal.
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
There is no 'I' in team, but there is a 'me' if you jumble the letters a little.
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't
I am disappointment in you're grammar
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I was standing in the park wondering why Frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht ies xDredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that, put it in your profile!
Awesome girl comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?