Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Pokémon, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Eternal Sonata, and Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai/中二病でも恋がしたい.
Location: ...in Germany!
Pairings I support:
Tales of Symphonia:
Tales of Vesperia:
Tales of the Abyss:
Tales of Zestiria:
Tales of Xillia:
Beat/Salsa (or not and) March
Souji/Yosuke (as close as friends can be)
Ar tonelico / Surge Concerto:
Nay/Kanon (it's a long story that involves tumblr)
Pairings I don't support:
Tales of Symphonia:
(...most... *cough*) Minato/Ryoji
Adachi/Nanako (UAAH!! TRAUMA!!)
Adachi/Izanami (No. Just no.)
Kitsune/Koro (that dog you needed to find for an ema)
Stuff I Love:
Poets of The Fall
Drawing (VERY badly)
Stuff I do Not Love:
Random crack that is not funny
Top 5 Favorite Characters from...
...Tales of Symphonia
1. Yuan Ka-Fai
2. Lloyd Irving
3. Presea Combatir
4. Regal Bryant
1. Kirika Akatsuki
2. Kanade Amou
3. Maria Cadenzavna Eve
4. Hibiki Tachibana
5. Chris Yukine
Top 5 Favorite Songs from...
4. Ec Tisia
1. Neptlude (Class:NEPTLUDE=>extends.TX_CLUSTERS/.)
2. Ra Ciel Fusor
4. zu-fao jen-din;
5. em-pyei-n vari-fen jang;
"Not knowing is not a crime. Crime is reamaining complacent in your ignorance and feeling no shame. Humans are...far too powerless to know everything." - Kratos Aurion (ToS)
"Just because the logic's sound, that doesn't mean it's right." - Lloyd Irving (ToS)
"[...] But intelligence and logic would have been wasted gifts without honor and loyalty." - Orvus (Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time)
"And remember, the universe has a wonderful sense of humor. The trick is, learning how to take a joke." - Orvus (Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time)
"So will you please show me your real face
Draw the line in the horizon
Cos I only need your name to call the reasons why I fought!" - Poets of the Fall (War) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_hewSrAH4
"Death is a reality that is far too real..." - Frederic (Eternal Sonata)
"Tell us your problems... otherwise I'll Judgment you, too!" - Headmaster Kratos (ToS:KoR Drama DVD) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9z31PIVd4A&playnext_from=TL&videos=uC-XJHwRnDA
"I'll never understand humans..." - Alucard (Hellsing)
"Nazdrovie!!!" - Braebrae (ToS:DotNW)
Me: *reading friend's story* "Nooooeeez!!!"
Me: "Sin's not allowed to die! Ishitaki isn't allowed to either!" *turns to her, threateningly pointing a finger in her face* YOU WILL PUT ISHITAKI BACK INTO THE STORY! OR YOU WON'T GET ANY HOT CHOCOLATE OR TOAST ANYMORE!"
Friend: ...Meep...? Q_Q
Friend: *going through status of my story on deviantART* HEY!
Friend: One person put your story into their favourites-- Oh, wait. That's me... =_=;;
Me: EVE-CHAN! *facepalm*
Friend: Leave me alone! *huffs yet laughs*
Pretty much just copy and paste onto your profile and bold the ones that fit you to some degree, even if you're passive about the issue.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I have no particular POLITICAL stance, so I MUST be unconcerned with the state of affairs in my country.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a TEENAGE GIRL, so I MUST not care what happens to anyone but myself and my clothes.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I am STRONG, so I MUST use my strength to intimidate people.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I read books banned by the CHURCH, so I MUST be going to Hell when I die.
I think that GOD might not be real, so I MUST be an Atheist.
I hug all my friends, so I MUST want to get into their pants.
I smile at random times, so I MUST be crazy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t need a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
...Funny how it gets bolder and bolder the lower you go... xD
Fanfics I'm working on (read: fanfics that will probably never leave the drafts because I fail like that)
Brilliance: Eternal Sonata X Kingdom Hearts Crossover
Since I already uploaded the beginning of it, please either read the summary or the story itself.
Joane Valenti was nothing more than a junior in her highschool, with her two childhood-friends as classmates. They do the usual; Watching movies together, study, doing their best to survive school-life. But that changed when a certain raven-haired man with a pure white canine become her new neighboors... A story of animes, videogames and OCs mixed together. Fate is on its way...
Destiny Entwined: Tales of Symphonia Self-Insert
One second happily playing her favourite game, next playing in her favourite game. What will Misao do when she suddenly finds herself lying in front of a giant silver-green dog-like creature, or, as she knew better, Noishe? What happens when she gets caught up in the whole mess of World Regeneration? And especially, with only a necklace of her family around her neck left of her 15-year-long life on Earth?
Platinum Heart: Pokémon Platinum - My Version
Melete stared at the grinning boy in disbelief. "Are you nuts, or something? We can't just randomly run into his lab, saying 'We want some Pokémon!' and expect him to give us some," was her reply.
Faded: Tales of Vesperia AU
He thought he could save her, that he'd find a way around this. Yet everything turned to hell when he set foot onto the Sword Stair. What will they do now, without the Child of the Full Moon?