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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.
From: Boston, MA, now lives in Mississippi
Birthday: June 14th
Likes: Ramen, manga, music, girls, clothes
Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Death Note
Dislikes: Rude people, snobby people, waiting on things, being talked down to
Hopes and Dreams: To go to college, to become a doctor, and to have a family
Favorite types of Music: Rap, Rock, Metal, Techno
My email is DwightHeezy17@yahoo.com
Real name: Christopher
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Favorite Food: Sushi and Gumbo
Race: African American, with a bit of Caucasian
My favorite artists are: The Almost,Lil' Boosie,Breathe Carolina,Eminem, Yo Gotti, Waka Flocka Flame, AKON, Tiësto, David Guetta, Torrence, Lil Boosie ,Hatch,Greenday,Dethklok, OJ da Juiceman,Gucci Mane,Unlady Like,Kid Cudi,The Official Yo Gotti Page, Birdman,T-Pain,Rick Ross, Slim Thug, Killswitch Engage, Prince, Dj Tiësto, Dj Carl Cox, Teriyaki Boyz, Daft Punk, Beastie Boys, Billy Talent, Breaking Benjamin, The Cure, Fall Out Boy, Fort Minor, The Fray, Nickelback, Nirvana, Orange Range, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Styx, Sum 41, 30 Seconds to Mars, We The Kings,36 Crazyfists, Lamb of God, Metallica, Pantera, Slipknot, System of a Down, Sonata Arctica, A World on End, The World, Steve Vai, I Set My Friends On Fire, There for Tomorrow,Mastodon, Basshunter, Massive Attack, Owl City, Utada Hikaru, Warp Brothers, Aiden, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, LMFAO, 3 Doors Down, All Time Low, Anarbor, Bad Brains, KISS, Barry Manilow, Cephalic Carnage, Korn, Eurythmics, Five Finger Death Punch, Gym Class Heroes, Base Attack, All That Remains, Marvin Gaye, Anabor, Benny Benassi, The Devil Wears Prada, The-Dream, Forever The Sickest Kids, Handshakes and High-fives, Just Surrender, Lil Wayne, Michael Jackson, Escape The Fate, 3OH!3, Drake, Dem Outta St8 Boyz, Lady Gaga, DJ S3RL, The Jackson Five, Atreyu, Skillet.
I have a two good betas by the names of TannerUzumaki and Final Fantasy of a Dreamer...
Currently working on Chapter Two of Koru, with the amazing DarkLadyIreth!
To do the challenges, message me, to ask for permission, and mention me in the author's note or something, (Like a Shout-out or something)
Favorite Naruto Pairings:
Naruto/Hinata (Strong Hinata)
Naruto/Isaribi (Never get many of those)
Favorite Bleach Pairings:
Favorite X-Over Pairings:
Original Bloodline(s) for Naruto:
Gōsuto Hontai - When your body is able to be able to switch between translucent and intangible (from solid body to intangible) Is able to switch every five minutes if needed. Downside to the bloodline is that once intangible, you can't go back to solid for ten minutes. Is able to make any body part solid and intangible as well.
Challenges: Swordsman Naruto: Naruto, either decides to be strictly a Swordsman, or inherits a blade from a family member (up to the writer). Requirements: No Yaoi, Has to be strong, original Sword(s), Kenjutsu styles, and no Naru/Saku. He must be strong, but not godlike. Bloodline up to writer. MUST hate ALL of the Seven Swordsman of the Mist, background story up to you.
Different Family Challenge: Naruto wasn't an orphan, he was raised by a clan requested by his deceased mother. Father does not have to be the Yondaime. HAS to have a bloodline, implanted or not. REQUIREMENTS: he has to be paired with either Fu, or Yugito. Can be a harem, if you want it to be. This one has to have Sakura bashing, but not main point of the story. 2nd REQUIREMENT: Naruto has to team up with Han or Yagura of the Jinchuuriki. Also, no CANON Naruto. Different plot line, and different character pairings(Not usual pairings).
For anyone that is wondering about my stories, they will be on pause until I can get the following stories up to date: Heavenly Warrior, Squad 7 Legends, Naruto: Accel, Touketsu Suna no Naruto, and The Path to Greatness. They should be up to date by mid-November...Still, review and read all of them, and tell me where I need work...
HOLY BOOK OF LOG EXCERPTS:
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile...
Position: Log Priest
Possible Book of Log Positions:
Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
For the log is with thee, my friend. The most holy of the forest, shall save thee. Shall be thy salvation! And yet, the log asks for nothing in return.
The Holy Log and I
A beginners guide for the ways of the Log
This guide is for the beginning Log acolyte with a small amount of commandments and and tips to start with your training in to the ways of the Log
From the Book of the Holy Log these commandments were given to the very first Log Pope - a ninja called Woody - by the Great Tree of Life which still stands to the day in Rogugakure (Village Hidden in the Log), the epicenter of all Log believers.
1 Thou shalt never hurt a Log purposely.
2 Thou shalt take care of the Log and the Log shalt take care of thee.
3 Every 365 Moon Cycles thou shalt make a crusade to the Great Tree and make an offering so the Log will prosper.
4 When thou commits heresy thou will be transformed to a disgraced Log and will burn Eternally in the unholy fires of Hell.
5 When thou has died and lived the ways of the Log dutifully thou shalt take place in the afterlife in the Forest of Life.
These are the Primary Commandments and you must obey them always. When your training progresses you shall learn more of them.
Nevertheless here are tips to live by the Log:
1) Always use Rice Paper. Using Log Paper is frowned upon.
2) At least pray thrice a day to the Great Tree.
3) Try, with thy utmost effort, to spread the Holy Teachings of Log.
4) When evil is committed to an Log commit justice to the heretic. ( Keep in mind that 95% of the world are disbelievers and that these rules are not used in the government system so act discretely.)
5) When you make an offering to the Great Tree always be respectful , even if the Great Tree does not answer.
6) Thy will find a companion in a Log with which thee should go everywhere, and it shalt become thy travelers Log.
7) Where Holy life sap is spilled plant a seed there so a tree may prosper there.
8) When writing the apology to the Log who saved your life name at least 5 reasons why you could not act otherwise.
9) When a log Priest or Pope is nearby greet him and the Log he carries.
10) If you follow the ways dutifully the Log Pope may grant you with some life sap of the Greet Tree itself! Drink it and may you be closer to the Tree and the Log.
11) When one of the messengers of the Tree itself is nearby bow for him for the Great Log Sage will only grace the holiest of worshipers with his advice, whether through messenger or not.
12) Embrace the Squirrel Summons as your companions if they grace you with their presence.
Co-writers: DarkLadyIreth, rexdude
Betas: Iroka, Tanner Uzumaki
NEW CHAPTER OF NARUTO TATSUMAKI IS OFFICIALLY OUT!!!!CHAPTER FIVE!!!READ AND REVIEW!!
this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. Dragon Sannin Ryu Namikaze, THEKyuubi27
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