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Joined 07-16-10, id: 2450761, Profile Updated: 04-08-14
Author has written 17 stories for Harvest Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Homestuck.

I hadn't updated my profile in about three years, and I was horribly embarrassed by what I had written here.

I'm Alpha, and I enjoy writing fanfiction. I have a humiliating number of unfinished stories. There really isn't much more to say about me.

I do not favorite many fics, but that is mostly because I frequently forget that the favorite function even exists. If I favorited all the works I loved, my favorites list would extend across the globe. As it stands, I am working on building up my fic repertoire. If you have a fanfiction that you want someone to read (and very possibly review), send me a PM and I'll check it out!

Most of my stuff that is inappropriate for this website (e.g. hardcore smut, script-style formatted works) can be found at my AO3.

I'm very open to criticism, so feel free to tell me what you think about whatever work I may spew out. I don't mind flames, either. :)

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First Date by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you might get that black eye. Your name is Tavros Nitram and your brother is a horrible love guru. GamTav
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Tavros N., Gamzee M., Kurloz M., Rufioh N. - Complete
Traveler's Secret by Xealvi reviews
Lloyd is a merchant who feels like he's missing something in life. Amir is a prince looking for something missing in his heart. At first glance you wouldn't think so, but they share a secret that they can't tell. Until someone finds out.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,145 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Lloyd, Amir
Persephone by Osiris-Lee reviews
Tendershipping. I think. A take on the Greek myth of Persephone and Hades. Bakura, the god of the dead, is obsessed with Ryou, brother of Malik. Unable to court Ryou due to Malik's overprotective streak, Bakura kidnapps him instead. A light romance story
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
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Ignite reviews
In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don't exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake's sexy glasses are distracting.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/1 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Roxy L., Jane C.
Fanfiction reviews
It starts when Dirk reads his summary: "Sorry im no good at summaries i promise its better than it looks. Please review!" He knows, right then and there, that this is the guy who needs his help the most. (Beta reader!Dirk x Fanfic writer!Jake, AU, mentions of the Midnight Crew, includes cameos by Jane and Roxy.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/6 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Jack Noir/Spades Slick, Jane C. - Complete
Pandora's Box reviews
Dirk, Jake thinks, is very much like a Na'vi. (DirkJake, NSFW, fluff.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Try Me reviews
During a shopping trip, Dirk and Jake experiment with a lip gloss tester.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Languish In The Pumpkin Patch reviews
Series of chronologically ordered, digestible stories, each centering around a different pumpkin-flavored food. Recipes included. DirkJake served a la mode. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
The Prince's Bride reviews
A typical fairytale, not unlike the variety written by Grimm... except the "fair damsel" is actually a guy in a dress. Prince Dirk travels the world, in search of a bride. She must pass three tests to marry him. The poor shepherd Jake falls madly in love with the prince, and aspires to compete. DirkJake with a side of pale AradiaJake.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Aradia M. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Incredibly stupid, self-indulgent fix-it update fic. DirkJake.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
I'm Glasses reviews
Unfortunately for all involved, AR likes Jake just as much as his creator does. But then again, glasses define attraction differently. AR/Jake English, AR/Jake's Glasses, Jake English/Dirk Strider, glasses-on-glasses cybersmut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
How Kaiba Stole Valentine's reviews
"Every person in Domino liked Valentine's a lot... except Kaiba, Teen CEO, who frankly did not." Parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss, Kaiba/Joey, yaoi, lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Adorably Ridiculous reviews
In this horrendously OOC fic, Seto and Katsuya are madly and fluffily in love. But when Seto does something he regrets while drunk, will Katsuya be able to forgive him? Contains lemon, Yaoi, Yuri, OOC, and fluff. Puppyshipping, S/J. Not a Parody.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi - Complete
Friday reviews
Kaiba is REALLY looking forward to the weekend. "Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take Jonouchi on?" Songfic to Rebecca Black's Friday. Funny, but not a parody. KaiJou, hints of others. Lemons start in chapter 7. Updates on Fridays. Now with plot!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K.
Holiday of Horrors reviews
A mysterious virus is going around, and it's making everybody OOC! And who is this "Mary Sue" character? An eighth Millennium Item? Téa bashing? A recycled plot? Oh, the horrors! Halloween fic. Yaoi YY, BR, SJ. ONLY HALF-BASHES TÉA.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Anzu M. - Complete
Collar reviews
The Yu-Gi-Oh enterprise is actually a TV show. Actors Kaiba and Jonouchi have some time before filming. Yes, THIS is why Jou always wears his collar like that. Drabble, established KaiJou, AU.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi - Complete
Femboy and the Furry reviews
Ryou's only a side character, even when he's the main character, Joey is cursed to be a furry, and Kaiba has a ridiculously large ego. Looks like they're all in-character! Beauty and the Beast parody, YGOTAS-style. SxJ , BxR, temporary one-sided SxR.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K.
Emulsification reviews
The Domino High Baking Club is convinced that Joey and Kaiba belong together, even though they mix like water and oil. After all, even oil and water can be made to come together when you emulsify them with a little egg... SxJ and devious matchmaking
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi - Complete
HateXXX of the Really Hot Variety reviews
Kaiba and Jou get into a fight. These are the consequences. Puppyshipping, KaiJou. Lemon. PWP.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - K. Jounouchi, Seto K. - Complete
Fruits of the Summer reviews
Gil and Chihaya are secretly stalking each other. Because they're both in love. With each other. A certain manipulative farmer, with help from her neighbor, gives them a hand. GilXChihaya, GillXChase BL, Shounen-ai, boyXboy, etc. FLUFF.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Gill, Chase - Complete
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