Katie-Mariie
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Joined 08-01-02, id: 245115
Author has written 39 stories for M*A*S*H, Friends, Kevin Smith, TV X-overs, Office, Lost, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Star Trek: 2009.
I'm Katie.

Hi.

I write slash. Slash is good. Like a warm towel.

Get wrapped up in my warm towel.

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Pretense by The Sarcastic Typo reviews
Karen Stottlemeyer pretended not to know. Slash.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen To Hurley by Troll Princess reviews
Five possible origins for Hurley. Some are crossovers, some aren't, but all of them are pretty much guaranteed not to happen on the show. :) (The official title is "Five Things That Probably Didn't Happen to Hugo Reyes", but it didn't fit the title lin
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Hurley
Cruel Despair by Dwizzeeb reviews
One of Degrassi's 9th graders has a big secret. Will romance, friendship, and broken hearts cause the secret to be revealed? WARNING: Slash. *Chapter 7's up*
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 2/3/2003
The Sound of Silence Screaming in my Ear by khohen1 reviews
1st in series: Banky's thoughts the night of Holden's epiphany PLEASE R/R?!
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2003
I May Know the Word by Meredith Bronwen Mallory reviews
Radar explains how and why he knows things before they happen. (slight slash)
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2003
Suicide is Painless by Madwoman in the TARDIS reviews
Hawkeye, B.J., and Charles deal with personal demons upon their return to the States after the war. I've decided to make additions.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 3/31/2002
Future Tense by Human Part VII reviews
Ferguson/Sam. Who knows how I came up with this one...
Clarissa Explains It All - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/8/2002
Make Me Feel Alive Part 1 by colinishere reviews
**SLASHSLASHSLASH**It's the end of a friendship and business venture of twenty years, can Banky survive?**SLASHSLASHSLASH**
Kevin Smith - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 6/3/2002
Still Just a Rat in a Cage... by tune youg reviews
Disturbing little thing about Joey and Harley. Joey runs away and stays with Harley for awhile. It'll eventually be yaoi or slash or whatever you want to call it, but nothing's happening yet. ^^.;
Boy Meets World - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2002 - Published: 11/16/2001
To The Faithful Departed by snow dome reviews
Chasing Amy fic. Slash. Banky, Hooper, Holden.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002
What Happens When You're In Love? by Nikki James reviews
Alyssa, Banky, and Holden reflect. Chasing Amy fic from character's POV. Set after the movie. 3 Chapters. Finished.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/9/2001 - Published: 11/9/2001
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Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things reviews
Kirk and Scotty are rightfully terrified by Uhura and Spock's strange behavior. Kirk/Spock, Scotty/Uhura. Title: The Things That Happened When Spock and Uhura Were Trying to Protect Uhura and Spock from Scotty and Kirk, or Why Scotty Doesn't Name Things
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
The Mary Sue Blues reviews
After being doused with alien pollen, everywoman Ensign Brown has the unfortunate, retina burning experience of being a Mary-Sue for the day. Scotty/Uhura, Kirk/Spock, Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
The Lucky Penny reviews
Scotty finds a lucky penny and has The Best Day Ever. Scotty/Uhura, Spock/Sulu.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, N. Uhura - Complete
Three Things They Wanted to be When They Grew Up reviews
Pam wanted to be a teacher. Oscar wanted to be a chef. Dwight wanted to be Spock. These things happen but with the same set of coworkers. Oscar/Andy, Mose, Dwight/Jim, Dwight/Angela, Kirk!Jim/Spock!Dwight, Sulu!Oscar/Chekov!Andy.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Spock, Oscar M. - Complete
Faust y el rey Midas reviews
Richard doesn't like to get involved with people but saving Ben and becoming an incredibly reluctant father has a way of changing that. SPOILERS: Through "Follow the Leader"
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Richard, Ben - Complete
it's you all over and i can't help but see you reviews
Radar can't help but hear the deepest, darkest parts of people specifically Trapper, Hawkeye, and Frank. Pretty dark yet comedic. May be triggering for some people. Hopefully not.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Radar O., Frank B. - Complete
Five Shameful Fantasies about a Coworker reviews
Slash. Het. OscarDwight, MichaelJan, MichaelRyan, Toby, KevinAngela, JimTodd Packer
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
average would actually be quite an improvement reviews
A hero is parthuman and partsupernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster that must be avenged. Heroes are not gay, Mexican accountants from Carbondale. Oscar really doesn't want to deal with the whole superhero thing.
Office - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2007
Dues Ex Machina reviews
Lost x Tribe: Four years after the crash, a boat finally comes to shore. Four years after the Virus, they finally find adults. Neither get what they expected. Slash included.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2005
A Miracle Every Day reviews
In Vietnam Era, a young runaway finds his way home. Albeit kicking and screaming. SLASH, drug use, very bad things. Faint of heart stay away.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Hawkeye P., Frank B.
The Art of Being reviews
The progression from high school fling to MASH. CharlesTrapper slash
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Charles W., Trapper M.
No One Needs to Know reviews
Ross/OMC slash. "In eighth grade, I kissed a boy. Not just any boy but David Carver, the fastest runner on the block."
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Ross G. - Complete
Macy's Day Parade reviews
Joey can't think like the others. JoeyGunther slash.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Complete
Westbound reviews
Hooper goes out to Jersey on a booty call and meets some interesting folk. SLASH HoopBanky, DanteRandal, BrodieT.S. Steve-DaveWalt, JayBob.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Ultimate Acceptance and I Love You Goodbye reviews
In 1965, hoJohn reflects on his relationship with Hawkeye. Slash. HoJohnHawk, HoJohnFrank, HawkBJ. Strange fairy story intertwines.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Bill of Rights reviews
Slash. Trapper POV of his relationship with Frank.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/8/2003 - Trapper M., Frank B. - Complete
Mail Call reviews
A series of impure drabble-letterfics done for fun on . Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/16/2003
Family Feud reviews
Aiya, a fiveminfic during one of the reunions. EHT slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
The Things I Know reviews
A friendsimprov response, in which Gunther muses about suicide. Warning: Dark themes.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
Still Religion reviews
A birthday fic on the day the Still died. And there is HT pre-slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Trapper M., Hawkeye P. - Complete
The Organized Non Conformity Series reviews
The messing up of Raven's weekly mashslash challenge. FT.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Frank B., Trapper M.
Typical, Just Typical reviews
5minfic Oh, Tokyo: A FrankTrapperHawkeye triangle take on the minutes before Trapper leaves. Frank's POV, you have been warned.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
The Confession of Frank Burns reviews
On death row, Frank confesses to his eldest daughter on why he is there. Warning: slash, rape, murder, underage consesual sex.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Frank B.
Plans reviews
Frank has a plan in mind when he is forced to go on leave in Tokyo. Mash100th drabble. Slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Frank B. - Complete
Somewhere Out There reviews
5minfic. It's EHT, as per usual. Angst, as per usual.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Trapper M., Frank B. - Complete
Mokena Terrace reviews
A present day Frank is interviewed by government shrink, Sandie Ripka. Future slash. CHAP 2 ADDED. Features song lyrics by Lucky Boys Confusion and Katzies.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Frank B.
Clothes Make the Man reviews
Ah, yes, another odd one. Actually they're all odd but this on in particular. A random burbling from a angry girl on Gunther. Mark Twain fans beware.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Complete
During the Night reviews
A response the the mashslash list's 5 min. challenge I completed this in 18. A Klinger postwar where he's trying to resist the bad.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003 - M. Klinger - Complete
Drowning reviews
A poem I wrote last night. It's very unlike me because, it rhymes and it's BJHawkeye. My FT slash muses were off thinking up the rest of SU. Naughty muses.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Hawkeye P., BJ H. - Complete
Another Young Man reviews
The thoughts of a boy on the operating table of Frank and Trapper. Contains slash but it is not a slash story, completely. The opening poem is I Heard I Fly Buzz When I Died by Emily Dickenson.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Frank B., Trapper M. - Complete
Something To Laugh About reviews
FT slash with a Hawkeye POV. God, what is more intriguing than a bunch of fanfiction lexicon?
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Complete
Shut Up, Hawkeye reviews
A short slash fic Katie, write a short slash fanfic, surely you jest. Hawkeye is stunned. CHAPTER 5 ADDED
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003
TBA reviews
Yep, just spreading the FrankTrapper love. Of course, it's slash. I need help with the title.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Trapper M., Frank B. - Complete
Hawk Talk, I Spy reviews
Why Hawkeye is a doctor. Also, an alternative reason to his nickname. My first nonslash MASH fic.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hawkeye P. - Complete
Untitled reviews
Ross' POV. It's slash. That's all I'm gonna say. If you could think up a title it would be much appreciated.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Complete
Live from the Bottom of the Sea of Japan reviews
A Dead Letter from Henry. Contains a little slash but what fic of mine doesn't?
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Henry B. - Complete
Wicked Happy reviews
John Mulcahy walks in on something and begins to doubt his faith. Yes, there is some TrapperHawkeye slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2003 - F. Mulcahy - Complete
I've Got a Strange Disease reviews
A Hawkeye rant inspired by a Hawkeye poem. Slash. Hawkeye's views on homosexuality and disease.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Hawkeye P., Trapper M. - Complete
Phonograph reviews
A snippet in which Charles receives a recording from his mother. More of a historical piece. Less than 200 words. A little slash.
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Charles W. - Complete
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