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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 230,541 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Neat Monster by roominthecastle reviews
Tom takes drastic steps to finish up his assignment. Red and Liz deal with the consequences.
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,618 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 3/12/2014 - R. Reddington, E. Keen
The Branches of Yggdrasil by Ione reviews
Thirteen months after the abrupt end to the Skrull invasion, strange things are happening in all the Realms. As the Convergence draws near, they threaten to unleash chaos on every planet. One person can help, but can Jane convince Loki to put aside his fury and resentment to help her save the Universe? Sequel to World Under Siege.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,737 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Thor, Jane F., Loki
We are all each other's consequences by Nyx Underwood reviews
Sherlock entered John's life and tilted his world on its axis. Why shouldn't he also shatter John's self-perception as a heterosexual man? Three months after the pool, John and Sherlock face their greatest challenges yet. An epic story about epic love.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,024 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Choice by lastincurableromantic reviews
After GitF, the TARDIS brings the Doctor, Rose and Mickey back to Earth to solve an emergency involving the TARDIS herself. But when they see a familiar face, the face of someone who should not exist, they realize the crisis is much deeper than they thought and is one that could endanger the Doctor's very existence. Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 126,411 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] 10th Doctor, Mickey S.
Lokiday by Artemis Day reviews
"I'm sorry, Dr. Foster, it just doesn't make any sense. People don't fall in love after only knowing each other for one day." "With all due respect, Agent Romanov, it's been a VERY long day." Lokane.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,415 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Jane F., Loki]
One Hundred Lifetimes by ideophobic reviews
A collection of unrelated and some interconnected oneshots of varying ratings and lengths based off of prompts sent in by lovely readers. All Lokane. Latest: A Contract - The Great Depression, a grand ruse, and a slightly unfashionable hat.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,157 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 8/21/2014 - [Jane F., Loki]
He Dreams He's Awake by MissiAmphetamine reviews
He saves her life, and thinks he hates her for what it does to him. She tells herself she owes him, and can't let the debt slide. Forty-nine days post-battle, Draco gets a visitor to the Janus Thickey Ward at St Mungo's, where the days tick by meaninglessly. Hermione just wants to help someone else pick up the pieces, because she can't pick up her own. DH compliant. EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,882 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When the Night Grows Dark by sixseasonsandamovie reviews
"Because what you really want more than the power, more than the glory, is to be better than Thor in every way. You want to possess everything that he once held dear until it is yours and yours alone. And there remains only one thing in the nine realms that once belonged to him and still eludes your grasp." Jane sacrifices herself to Loki to save Thor. Smut-filled :)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,107 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor
Out of Town by audreyii-fic reviews
Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis are stuck on Asgard. Thor and Loki are back on their home turf. Asgardians have no idea what to make of their princes' new friends - and what is a Pop-Tart, anyway? (Drabble collection sequel to Ordinary Love. Now accepting prompts.)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Darcy L.
Absinthe by Aurette reviews
A dark deed on a dark night sends two lives spinning out of control. To forge a future, both must confront their pasts. AU, EWE, SS/HG, HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kingslayer by audreyii-fic reviews
Within the royal house of Asgard lives the heir Thor Odinson, the ward Loki No-one's-son, and the mortal Jane Fosterdóttir - and love is rarely an antidote for lies. (Steadily darkening Lokane kid!fic; a drabble series that grew without the author's permission. Again.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor, Frigga
Broken Things by DreamFlight reviews
Some things don't go as planned. Some twists of fate lead you to places you never imagined. Some broken things are beautiful. Takes places after imagined events in Thor 2. Lokane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,918 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
The Longest Distance Between Two Places by RZZMG reviews
Time is immutable... but filled with magical possibilities. Hermione Granger discovers this truth after an accident in the Dept. of Mysteries leads to a series of bizarre, random encounters with a handsome young man donning Slytherin colours. -"I never believed in fate until I met you."- Time-travel/star-cross love fic. Drama/Romance/Angst. 2013 Hermione-Smut Fest entry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,244 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
Dark Water and Dying Eyebrights by Bex-chan reviews
One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,027 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Byrd one Brere by audreyii-fic reviews
...or, Bird on a Briar. Jane Foster, betrothed of the king, finds herself left in his brother's protection. (Medieval AU written for LMPandora. Lokane.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Jane F., Loki] Thor - Complete
The Jane and Loki Drabbles by audreyii-fic reviews
Wherein Audrey takes Lokane prompts and writes very short, questionably edited, likely ridiculous fics. Lemons and steampunk and everything inbetween. Ratings and tags subject to change.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,546 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Loki, Jane F.]
The Hangman's Hands by Mercurie reviews
Thor and Loki never get back to Asgard. Now S.H.I.E.L.D. is stuck with the world's most hated war criminal on their hands and everyone wants a piece - unless they can find a way to get rid of him for good. Jane/Thor/Loki triangle. Post-Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 166,972 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Jane F., Loki, Thor - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Sorrow Reminisce reviews
While Odin looks to test Jane's mettle, Asgard comes under threat, forcing Jane to work with Loki to stop it. But Loki's schemes - as treacherous as they are clever - tend to benefit no one but himself. Can the enemy of the enemy be a friend? Will the Trickster betray them all? And will it eventuate into a Lokane fic? The answer to that may well be a part of Odin's test.. Thor 2 AU
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,982 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Jane F., Loki
Sex, Lies, and Videotape by Lady-of-the-Refrigerator reviews
Liz might have found humor in his reaction if the circumstances were different. Raymond Reddington, flustered and speechless—she never thought she'd see the day. She just wished it hadn't taken a surveillance video of her screwing her husband to do it. [Milton Bobbit missing scene/post-ep, 3/3, Lizzington]
Blacklist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [R. Reddington, E. Keen] - Complete
Calm in the Storm by DukeGirl2001 reviews
Takes place after the season one finale. Red and Liz are traveling together and learning more about each other and themselves. Will be a multi chapter fic. Lizzington of course. Please leave a comment!
Blacklist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,900 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington
By Any Other Name by JLynnB reviews
In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,726 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Good Morning, Ms Foster by Artemis Day reviews
The first day of school is never easy on Ms. Jane Foster, but that was before three genius students transferred to the school and got assigned to her class. Now, every day is a nightmare for Jane, and she hasn't even met their father yet. Prequel to Meeting Ms. Foster. Pre-Lokane.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Loki, Jane F.] - Complete
Together at the End by Ione reviews
An alternate possibility for Thor: The Dark World. If Loki had been punished differently by the All-Father, and Jane had set him free...what choices would he make? What shape would his revenge take? And what would he do with the woman who had only done what she thought she must? ONESHOT
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Fire In The Blood by MRHolliday reviews
Update: No idea where to go with this after the end of season 2. Lol ... Original note: Again, My first try at fanfiction. Based on Red/ Lizzie, Lizzington fan. The reviews have been wonderful, really keeps me thinking about getting back to this! Don't give up on me! ;)
Blacklist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - E. Keen, R. Reddington
I'm Always Angry by Risknight reviews
Penny walks into 4A and finds herself in the middle of an Avengers debate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Meeting Ms Foster by Artemis Day reviews
It starts as just a routine parent teacher conference for elementary school teacher, Jane Foster. Sure, the Odinson kids are a handful, but Jane never thought about how that would reflect on their father, and she's about to find out that the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Jane F., Loki] - Complete
Draco Malfoy: Rewritten by LeftToBurn reviews
After a run-in with a mountain troll, a young Slytherin and three Gryffindors become best friends. But as their world seeks to break them apart, can they trust one another - or will they face betrayal? Closely follows the plot of the books, but instead of a coward, Draco is a BAMF. Currently on book 4/7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,473 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Family Tree by chiheerios reviews
Scorpius' teacher doesn't quite understand his family tree. Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Reveal by andsowasi reviews
A silly little story about sexual tension. The Doctor puts his foot in his mouth and Rose decides that she's going to be proactive. Enjoy :)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H.
Of Onions & Icebergs by MissiAmphetamine reviews
After four long years of fighting, Draco wants a way out of the damned war, for himself and his parents. And then Granger – and the horcrux she swallowed – fall into his lap. With a hostage from each side of the war, Draco thinks he may have a chance to survive it after all…if he can survive living in close quarters with his hostages, which frankly looks doubtful from the outset.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,314 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rebuilding Their Lives: Seventh Year by LeftToBurn reviews
After the war, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her education. She seems to have everything: success, glory, and fame. Yet she has trouble sleeping and has taken to wandering the castle at night. When she meets Draco during one of her wanderings, will she be willing to take risks, or will she walk the safe path?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Burden Of Blood by ideophobic reviews
A game is afoot. A war is waged in the shadows. A woman becomes a pawn, and the weight of two races not so dissimilar, both on the brink of extinction, falls on two princes who were once brothers. Seelie versus Unseelie, and a human caught in the middle. Faerie AU. Lokane. Fosterson.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Thor, Jane F., Loki
A Mother's Touch by AmeliaJade326 reviews
Sometimes all a situation needs is a mother's touch. Frigga's loyalties lie with her family and anything goes for their happiness. (A darker perspective of Frigga and her visions but not super dark or not super OOC)
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,907 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.] [Thor, Darcy L.]
Drowning by stalrua reviews
"And trying to hold on to the memory of Thor even as the skin above her elbow burned with the light touch of Loki's fingers, Jane distantly wondered which was worse – dying of thirst or drowning beneath the waves." Life is a balance of holding on and letting go, and sometimes comfort can come from the most unlikely source.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Jane F., Loki - Complete
Order of Merlin by everambling reviews
Did they really think the Statute of Secrecy could survive the war? In a time when the lines between the magical and Muggle worlds are blurred, magically generated virtual reality games are the latest craze. Too bad they didn't know how wildly Muggle technology could spin out of their control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Hermione G.
Dissolve by tx-fictionqueen reviews
Sheldon slowly digresses into old, destructive habits when his brother, George Jr., comes to visit for the summer. Penny promised Leonard she would look after his roommate when he embarked on his North Sea expedition. But not even she is prepared for the reveal of the darker side of Sheldon Cooper and how it will effect their relationship. *Rated M for sexual content and violence.*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,662 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Flowers for Penny by HeroOFMine reviews
(TBBT meets Flowers for Algernon...with a twist) Penny is turned into a genius only two IQ points below Doctor Cooper. It hurts; physically and mentally. Something is wrong and unless the gang can figure out a cure, Penny's mind will deteriorate completely. Sheldon/Penny by the end of the story.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Magic of What Could Have Been (or, Blink, and You Might Miss It) by Amy Vaughn reviews
Penny believes in magic. Sheldon is part of the reason why.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C., Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11701 - Favs: 9,739 - Follows: 6,634 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Re-programming by Risknight reviews
Now that Penny and Leonard have ended their futile relationship, he can resume re-programming Penny. He is sure he can have her behaving as he sees fit in just a few weeks. And really, it's for her own good.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
1921 by FlippySpoon reviews
Jimmy has fallen in love with Thomas. But somebody has to be the sensible one.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Jimmy K., Thomas - Complete
The Calm After The Storm by Lizwontcry reviews
Penny is going through something only Sheldon can understand. As he helps her cope with grief, they both realize how much they have in common, and how close they've become over the years.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] - Complete
Better Than Life by anoesis reviews
All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete