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Joined 07-17-10, id: 2451594, Profile Updated: 06-04-11
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Doctor Who.

Opening credits: Decode - Paramore

Waking up:
When You’re Gone – Avril Lavigne

First day of school: Everything goes Dark – The Hoosiers

Falling in love: American Idiot – Green Day

Fighting: What If – Jason Derulo

Breaking up: Thanks for the Memories – Fall Out Boy (lol)

Driving: Bring me to Life – Evanescence

Flashback: My First Kiss – 3OH!3

Mental Breakdown: Don’t Trust Me – 3OH!3 (that fits)

Getting back together: Airplanes Part II – B.o.B, Eminem and Hayley Williams

Wedding: I’m With You – Avril Lavigne (cool)

Birth of a child: Who Knew – P!nk

Final battle: Airplanes Part I – B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams

Death scene: How to Save a Life – The Fray (cool)

Funeral: Like A Pill – P!nk

End credits: My Happy Ending – Avril Lavigne

Worked out pretty well!

Wanna be my friend?? THen R&R my stories plzzz

I'm going in for the kill! I'm doing it for a thriiiiillllll

Some stuff you should know,


Carlisle's ferarri:

The Orphanage:

Jasper's Social Worker Stacey:

Jasper's room at orphanage:

Bold is TRUE

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. ( I am a goth soo...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK

.I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
Im a girl and I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (well an eighth)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm am GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
I act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Corrected s
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. I forgot :/

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The Beginning: Alice & Jasper by happyflowers2907 reviews
"The vison was of a man. He was gorgeous. But he was lost and needed someone to put him back on the right track."- Alice. R&R re-edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Stupid Things That The Cullens Do by AliceLikeFireflies reviews
Aro is gay. I don't have to say any more :L UPDATE: (Do not read- it's pretty terrible. I just don't have the heart to delete it. I warned you. Genuinely. I cannot tell you how much regret I have. Younger versions of me made terrible decisions.)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Jasper, Emmett
Drowing in darkness by IloveLOZmorethenyou reviews
Jasper lives in forks with his overprotective family. He was nearly beat to death by his ex Girlfriend and her bf now two years later he meets Alice. can he forget his past and find the love he deserves.. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Jasper, Alice
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Scream reviews
The Cybermen are back but How? and Why?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
A Tale of All the Small Things reviews
A new girl with a little bit too much confidence? And she's dating the class nerd? Alice is the only person who can see a bright side to Jasper, without all the nerdy maths equations... And thats why she loves him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Collision reviews
Peter lives in an orphange, hoping for a chance to get out... When one day, The whitlocks appear.. could they be the answer? Could his new sister.. become his new girl-friend
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Peter, Charlotte
Pathways reviews
Just as things turn up for Jasper, they start to crumble, lower then ever before. He meets the girl of his dreams.. but not long after... The man of his worst nightmares...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Jasper
Pronounced Dead reviews
Judging by the title, somebody dies... but who? Rated K for death.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Art thou Alice reviews
Jasper's parents died when he was just 2, so he went to live with his uncle victor. He has the upmost manners and greatest respect for anyone he meets, but every story starts where another end. Victor died, so lets begin. Rubbish summary, better story!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Maybe reviews
The relationship between Alice and Jasper becomes broken by a figure from their past, but when she finds out the truth on whats happened to Jasper, will she regret not telling him her news?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Learning reviews
Hi my name is Jasper and ..I'm in love... with my cousin... Rubbish summary but quite good story I will update every 5 reviews :P thanx R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Never Trust Him reviews
Alice regrets ever asking jasper to go and get a pathetic bottle of milk...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alice, Jasper