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Joined 07-17-10, id: 2451595, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

O.k, so I'm a twenty something living in the capital of Australia, (NOT Sydney, Canberra) I work a crappy job and have an unnatural obsession with Twilight.

I also enjoy writting.

I am team Edward but that taylor guy they got to play Jacob is HOT! :)

I don't mind poking fun at myself and my twhardness. (if that is a word.)

I have enjoyed reading alot of storys on here and you should check out my faves.

If you don't mind poking fun at twilight, check this out - http://www.myspace.com/voltairenyc

And this too... http://g4tv.com/videos/42956/Possible-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Footage/

I guess that will do.

Oh and check out the story, 'the pack' It rocks!

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Twilight Parody by paramorerocksmyworldandsodoesv reviews
A pardoy of Twilight...duh! I'm sure there are thousands, but this one is original.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
The Pack by 12crazythomas reviews
Bella Swan is a disturbed individual that moves to Forks with her parents. She meets Edward there and falls in love. Sounds simple, doesn't it? Well, you're wrong. It's not at all. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Facing Dusk by DiNishaRob reviews
Everyone wanted a 5th book to tell what happened after, so I decided to write my own.The story picks up five years after breaking dawn, bringing the old ones you love back, with a few creations of my own. Everyone must once again come together... Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 230,963 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Eclipse Parody by Annie Cullen xx reviews
With the movie due out in one month time, I thought I'd treat you to a Parody of it. Bella's euphemisms and Jacob crying over a pen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2768 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Beauty Shining in Company with the Celestial Forms by Minisinoo reviews
When Edward rebelled against Carlisle's way of life in 1927, what changed his mind and sent him back in 1931? With a side-serving of White Sox-Cubs rivalry, Camels, Plato and mobsters. Written for the 2008 LGBT fic fest. Non-explicit gay themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,611 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 137 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Gifts by Warui-Usagi reviews
Bella, Edward, and the act of giving those things that matter the most to the ones you love the most. Oneshot. [Winner of the Twilight Archives’ “No Dialogue” challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
When lightning strikes reviews
Set after B.D, Ness is fully grown and her relationship with Jacob satarts to change. The bad guys are wanting to tear the Cullens apart once and for all. I know this has been done to death but i wanted to have a go. Warning, lemmons. This is my first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob