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Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Warcraft, Mythology, Star Wars, My Little Pony, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Once they all believed in dragons
When the world was fresh and young,
We were woven into legends,
Tales were told and songs were sung,
We were treated with obeisance,
We were honored, we were feared,
Then one day they stopped believing--
On that day, we disappeared.
Now they say our time is over,
Now they say we've lived our last,
Now we're treated with derision
Where once we ruled unsurpassed.
We must make them all remember,
In some way we must reveal
That our spirit lives forever--
We are dragons! We are real!

Jack Prelutsky

Writing resolutions:

- I will stop writing so many flashbacks.

- I will vary the beginnings of my paragraphs, so that they don't all start with a character performing an action.

- I will vary the length of my sentences so they don't all sound the same.

If I could sign this with pen in an official fashion, I would. Aaaaanywoozle...

Hello! Welcome to the Dragon's Den. I am Dragon, resident Cloudcuckoolander and Emotiqueen (:D) but you may refer to me as Sebastian, Mina, Myriad, Myri, Amelia, Sampson, Maria, or Your Highness (okay, kidding about the last one).

I am mostly active in the SWTOR, My Little Pony (no haters please), Doctor Who, and Avatar: the Last Airbender fandoms, but I tend to be all over the place. I do read more than I produce; The Plot Bunnies have been more nippy than the Idea Hares lately, I'm afraid.

If you wish to find me elsewhere, my Fictionpress account is Minastauriel Dragonfriend and my FiMfiction account is Myriad Tales. Any and all feedback on anything and everything is always appreciated. Flames will be used to toast marshmallows. :D

So, because chapter three of Two Roads Diverged (which I am officially declaring on hiatus) sucks so hard, I am currently attempting to edit it. It should be up by...eventually. xP I hate my utter lack of ideas. WORDS! Y U NO SOUND GOOD??!!!

By the way, I am female. I say this because I do not wish any gender confusion, as I dislike awkward situations and referring to people as he/she/it/lobster. :P

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

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Hunting Destiny by phyreblade reviews
Bounty Hunter Kastiel seeks her destiny, through the Great Hunt and beyond, determined to win her place, secure her name so that none can ever again take from her what's most important. Follows the story line for the Bounty Hunter class created by Bioware. F/BH with Torian Cadera love interest. Other characters will be considered as the story progresses. Rated M, of course.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 302,551 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Torian Cadera, Bounty H.
Best Laid Plans by clicketykeys reviews
Story #19 in series (see profile)! Corso Riggs has some important decisions to make as he travels with the sweet scoundrel Vacy Fiorst and her crew. Chapter 40 - It's Not What You Think... Well... Maybe It Is: Special Agent Fauler finds out that Captain Fiorst is not one to trifle with. Reviews welcome/encouraged/desperately hoped for! ;)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,271 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bowdaar, Corso Riggs, Risha, Smuggler
Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student by milesprower06 reviews
The unicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized pupil, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship, and she's not happy about it.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 103 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,626 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
De Snippets by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 5/8/2012
Truth or Dare: The Lord of the Rings by win-a-bagel reviews
Whether you love them, hate them, praise them or berate them, the characters of LotR are yours to do with what you will. Rated T for violence, language, and whatever else you rate things T for.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,445 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 6/13/2011
How to Completely Freak Out Galbatorix by Dragonsrule18 reviews
51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/30/2009 - King Galbatorix
From Mori to Smellerbee by DeepAzulaEyes reviews
Before she was the Freedom Fighters' Smellerbee, she was Mori, daughter of a wealthy Earth Kingdom merchant. When the Fire Nation came to town, one powerful general's interest in Mori's sister, Kohana, changed Mori's world forever.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,108 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Smellerbee, Longshot
Between Minds by 3theCaptain reviews
After surviving her battle with GLaDOS, Chell wakes in Aperture Science and makes another escape attempt. Meanwhile, after his ordeals through City 17, Gordon wakes at White Forest and tries to recover the Borealis and Judith Mossman... Or at least, that was the plan. The unexpected throws Chell, Gordon, Alyx, and Barney down paths toward inevitable unforeseen consequences.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alyx V., Gordon F., Barney C., Chell
A Matter of Survival by Knight on Bald Mountain
The story of Rusl Hymark: bounty hunter for the Shades of the Eternal Void (recently merged). Originally posted on the shade's site, but I figured some of my fans might be interested in checking this story out. Tragic tale told from Hymark's point of view as he details the story to an unknown listener. Strictly original characters.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,090 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Helena (So Long And Goodnight) by Zenkx reviews
Also known as Commander Shepard's funeral. The crew and the galaxy says farewell to the bravest soul in the universe. Inspired by My Chemical Romance's music video "Helena" and a Mass Effect related dream after watching too many Garrus videos. [Warning character death]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Admiral Hackett, Joker - Complete
Bittersweet by LegacyofBlood reviews
U.S Marine Alexandra Rouverain hides a past that has been torn, shredded, and shattered so badly that the Valar forced her to forget. But when she is called back to Middle Earth, she must confront her troubled childhood, while facing despair, fear, adventure, and most surprisingly of all, love. Will she make it back home? Or will she watch her loved ones die?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,136 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
Official Fanfiction University ASFES by katzsoa reviews
Welcome to the Aperture Science Fanfiction Enrichment Seminar, test subject. We hope that you will find the next eight weeks to be intelligence-enhancing as you learn how to properly write Portal fanfiction with proper grammar and respect for canon.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011
The Herbalist by Massa reviews
Angela's past has been hidden from all until she decided to reveal all in her autobiography. Nothing more needs to be said, does it?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,979 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Angela
Tolkien's next top model by Rubiie reviews
It's Lord of the Rings. It's Next Top Model. Together! Will the models be able to pull it together, or will they crack under the pressure?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,775 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Aragorn, Galadriel - Complete
Monster by TheBloodyWhiteWolfxoxo reviews
I'm nothing but a monster burning in a hell that only exists in my head. There's no hope until one harmless glance chances logic and binds two eternal enemies together in a twist of fate. Can the escape from this hell be found in an infuriating dimpled grin? Or is this another dark, dirty trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, hellfire, and wild tempers—this is no fairytale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 298,780 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Emmett, OC] - Complete
Garrus Vakarian: Sharp shooter, not Babysitter by Defiant.Anjeru reviews
Short drabbles on Garrus' relationship with Shepard and Kaidan's twin daughters, Riley and Rhiannon. He would never understand humans but a turian never surrenders...Humorous/bits of fluff, all for our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Questionable Cargo by BuriedBeneath reviews
In a career like Raya's, forming attachments is a risk that could get your loved ones killed. So, for most of her adult life, she's flown consistently solo... in more ways than one. But when an Ord Mantellian farmboy begins breaking through her defences, she finds she must come to terms with her past in order to pursue a possible future.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Corso Riggs, Smuggler
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
summertime sadness by Ivory Muse reviews
Ty Lee is stupid, Ty Lee only thinks about boys and makeup and cartwheels; no, she's learned her lessons well, is smart enough to hide a mathematician's heart behind a cheerful, innocent face. Darkfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
The Point Of No Return by Bamfbugboy reviews
When the irresistible force hits an immovable object, the resulting chemical reaction can be catastrophic. Spoilers for SW storyline. Other OCs mentioned, but this focuses solely on the SW and Quinn's relationship, starting first with "the thing" and moving onward into a series of vignettes set prior to "the thing."
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Malavai Q., Sith W.
The Elements of Harmony: The Next Generation by MrLRocks78 reviews
When the Element of Harmony spirits are sent a letter from Princess Celestia about their Elements, they are sent into a spiral of shock. After years of Element representation, the time has come to pass on their Elements to six worthy foals. But how will they react? And what evil will the new generation have to face? Slightly AU. CANCELLED. UNDERGOING SEVERE REVISION.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Cutie Mark Crusaders, Twilight Sparkle
the ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in? by Ivory Muse reviews
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul. - Sokka, Katara, and two kinds of grief.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Serenade by sevanderslice reviews
Five times Kaidan Alenko sang to his Commander Shepard, and one time he didn't. - Note: Outtakes posted after the epilogue, "Postlude," are not written in any particular chronological order.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,417 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Never Meant to Be by Azure Ryukiba reviews
A sad excuse for a rogue lands herself into a bit of trouble when she is rescued by a hansome paladin. Set for adventure she travels with him to encounter new friends, and a tragic fate that will follow her to her doom.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blood Elf, Human - Complete
A Taste of Fear by Tes-thesula reviews
A Sith Sorcerer, Jhresh, is the victim of some dark plot whose unravelling shall test him to his limits and beyond. A sort of character study of one of RP characters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sith I.
you are reaching for something that is beating by Ivory Muse reviews
Ten honest truths about loving a scarred boy. - Mai, Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
lithium by Ivory Muse reviews
He wasn't really a monster, but I'm not sure who I'm trying to convince. - Randy, Bob, and a eulogy, of sorts.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Randy A., Bob S. - Complete
a taste of what you paid for by Ivory Muse reviews
And let the sun rain down on me. (or, how Princess Azula crashes and burns.)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
A Drabble a Dozen by Crime Scene Fairy reviews
A drabble collection exploring the characters and couples of the Old Republic. Chapter 3: Corso Riggs and smuggler Rayley Okarr: "And what's with the captain crap? Rayley, Corso. Rayley. It's not a bad word." "Whatever you say, Cap… Rayley."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs
doubt truth to be a liar by Ivory Muse reviews
I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself king of infinite space. / A series of drabbles, prompted by Hamlet quotes. Genfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Zhao, Jet - Complete
Adrift by MisfitPaperMage reviews
On the worst day of Coruscant's history, a boy is left orphaned in the wake of the swift, brutal Sith invasion. What will he do, with nothing left to hold onto and his world in pieces?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Sith W. - Complete
A First Impression by MisfitPaperMage reviews
Torian gets his first glimpse of the new Grand Champion of the Great Hunt. What sort of woman could take the title of the Galaxy's best bounty hunter?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bounty H., Torian Cadera - Complete
Divisions by Shadow-Phoenix-Rider reviews
Corso Riggs has two women he's looked up to in his life so far; his elder cousin Rona and the smuggler Zavvi whom he works for. But when he sees a side of one of his role models he never expected to see, his actions and behaviour may cause him to drive a wedge between him and his other lady...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Corso Riggs, Smuggler - Complete
songs about drifters by Ivory Muse reviews
Humility tastes bitter in his mouth. - Sheldon, 6x13.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Something Borrowed by KelaSaar reviews
A fluffy scene between the Imperial Agent and Vector on the eve of their wedding.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Imperial A., Vector Hyllis - Complete
Leaving Home by Eleneri reviews
Prequel to "Humble Beginnings"; Corso Riggs left Ord Mantell to join the Peace Brigade at the tender age of fourteen. This is my own interpretation of how that might have happened.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Corso Riggs
To Find The Sea by Dr Girlfriend reviews
Part I The Cruelest Month: Two years after the destruction of the SR1 Commander Shepard has been reborn. But so has her old squad. Featuring multiple character perspectives, minor OC's, dark themes, violence, and Shakarian! Cross posted from KMeme. Cover photo: taztothesky.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Laugh Effect by Panda Krios reviews
Have you ever wonder what Shepard does in her spare time? What does the crew do to keep from going insane? Being brunch up on the Normandy only one thing to do. Play pranks,get drunk and troll on the internet. Even Commander Shepard gets bored; join her and the infamous crew in snapshots of a not so average day on the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
ash and dust by Ivory Muse reviews
Sometimes, in the drowsy honesty that accompanies her waking, she remembers the boy he once was.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Simple Words by AnonymousPhilosophy reviews
First Fanfic. A new stallion moves into town who may be even shyer than Fluttershy. What is his talent and what is his story?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Fluttershy
Muddling Shakespeare by MockingjayWolf reviews
Henry IV and Macbeth become children's books. Malvolio wreaks his revenge via the Weird Sisters. Orlando writes some TRULY horrible poetry about Rosalind. Shylock hosts a cooking show. And the Bard is turning over in his grave. Yikes.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012
regret is my constant companion by Ivory Muse reviews
I could not foresee this thing happening to you. - Mai, Ty Lee.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Mai, Ty Lee - Complete
Two Halves of a Whole Survivor by xXWintersDescent reviews
Drabble series. FSmuggler/Corso. "Captain Havyn Xylone, at your service. I'm your typical blaster-wielding, sabacc-playing darlin' of a smuggler. Well, except for the fact that I'm an ex-Jedi, currently running for my life with an adorable Mantellian in tow...kriff, the Force sure does have one warped sense of humor."
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs
Restoration by Shadow-Phoenix-Rider reviews
After the fiasco of chasing Skavak all over the place to get her ship back, Captain Zavvi and Corso Riggs settle down for a rare moment of peace, whilst talking about family, the specifics of tools and of course, merciless farm boy teasing. Also, mysterious reveals. A sequel to 'Chasing the Lark'.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by That'sNotMe reviews
Post ME3: Shepard breaks the Reapers' indoctrination, and makes it back to Garrus alive. But what is in store for two heroes who are not content to stop the fight for justice? M for language and occasional interspecies "relations."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,071 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Memory Lane by MrLRocks78 reviews
Pinkie Pie is in a coma. Her other side has awoken. She wants cupcakes. And she's hungry. So she goes on a mental quest. In her head. No, she doesn't fancy pony. Maybe later... NOTE: No ponies are harmed. On hiatus.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Pinkie Pie
flicking fire like saltwater into my eyes by Ivory Muse reviews
Thirty-one Zutara Month drabbles. DAY TWELVE- MISTAKE; I think we'd get better results if we sprinkled paprika all over ourselves.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Zuko, Katara
My Immortal Commentary by I brake for nobody reviews
The one and only , MY IMMORTAL, with commentary from me. You know you want to read it. I don't know how many brain cells I'll have left after this. So read and review. Rated T for murder of the English language and horrible descriptions. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Sisters In All But Blood by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
While sightseeing on Nar Shaddaa, Vette and Risha bump into one another. The two freshly reunited friends go to catch up on old times, but things begin to get awkward when their husbands enter the picture... LSM Smuggler, LSM Sith Warrior.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Vette, Risha - Complete
The Aperture in my Heart by matrixjorel reviews
Luna has been banished to the moon by her sister. After 1000 years in isolation, the poor alicorn is truly sorry for what she did and is ready to come home. But then a strange visitor comes and changes everything...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Wheatley
Mishap by Tea-Madness reviews
Philip knew exploring an unchartered area according to the Shelter maps and crawling through dusty air vents was probably be a bad idea, but unfortunately for him, his darned curiosity got the better of him once again. Slightly AU. No longer rated M for language!
Penumbra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,204 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Phillip L., Clarence
How to Turn a Jedi to the Dark Side by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
-In just five easy steps! SWTOR, from all walks of life. 3rd: Bounty Hunter.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sith W., Jedi C.
Endsong by Rilan reviews
Follows my Shep's journey through ME2 with some FemShep/Kaidan, eventual FemShep/Garrus. Shepard is thrown into a new life after the Normandy is destroyed and struggles to be what everyone needs her to be.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
why everything fell apart by Ivory Muse reviews
Thirty-seven years, nothing left to salvage.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Mrs. Hofstadter - Complete
Treachery and Trust by SpaceDreamer reviews
Imperial agents lie, seduce, betray - but they don't fall in love. Liadan knows she's in trouble when she falls for her companion, Vector Hyllus, a man with an alien mind and divided loyalties. As Liadan gradually teaches Vector to remember his humanity, she discovers that he has a few lessons of his own to offer about the nature of trust. Spoilers.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,495 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Imperial A., Vector Hyllis] - Complete
more distant than stars by Ivory Muse reviews
She folds her tunic right over left and tries not to scream.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Ursa, Azulon - Complete
Anywhere's Better Than Taris by Shannon Vega reviews
The Smuggler and Corso deal with the aftermath of Taris. Fem Smuggler/Corso.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs
Getting a Second Opinion by Jest'lyn Tal reviews
Doctor Bertrin hadn't seemed too concerned as he encouraged the Knight to dig in tainted soil. Perhaps another doctor might have recommended a little more caution...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Jedi K., Doc
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. Trigger Warning: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more brutal behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,223 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sith Warrior Chronicle by M0nini reviews
A story following the adventures of the Sith Warrior as well as the romance between MQ/SW.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,089 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sith W., Malavai Q.
Fiftyleven Colours Relating to Dusk by Apeygirl reviews
A chapter by chapter parodying this masterpiece on several levels. Meet ADORABLY clumsy cipher Vagina Ironclad as she meets Lutheran Dusk, the enigmatic TRILLIONAIRE Overlord of Dusk, Incorporated. You probably shouldn't read this.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012
A Change in Plan by Verenda reviews
One-shot. SW Chapter 3 spoilers. The trap had been set, and there was no going back. Malavai Quinn reflects.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Sith W., Malavai Q. - Complete
The 200th Hunger Games by ReddNook reviews
As things begin to get boring with the Hunger Games for the Capitol, as the Hunger Games has occurred 199 times before, it's time to spice things up a bit. The 8th Quarter Quell will combine all of the twists of the previous Quarter Quells, and have 72 tributes, with 3, count it, 3 victors: one voted in, one reaped, and one that was a previous victor. SYOT Open!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Other tributes
Tales of Alagaësia by Minerva Andromeda reviews
Listen...thousands of voices are willing to tell their stories, to let the world know them. Listen. Short stories about the Inheritance Cycle characters.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,292 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Freedom by JellyBabe02 reviews
All Chell has ever wanted is to be free of Aperture. But now that the Earth is being attacked by aliens, maybe she'd be better off back in there.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Chell
valerian dreams by Ivory Muse reviews
Rachel is a desert flower and Leah is the dirt beneath her roots. She just wishes that inferiority didn't have to require so much sacrifice. Jacob/Leah/Rachel.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Leah, Jacob/Israel - Complete
Season of Mist by Taterborn reviews
After several months of hardship, Voss provides answers Cipher Nine knew but was not prepared to face.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Imperial A., Vector Hyllis - Complete
no flaws when you're pretending by Ivory Muse reviews
Life is suffering; fortunately, she has some say in who will suffer. - clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Clove, Cato
Blood and Kisses by evilRevan reviews
Risking your life for another; rushing into the fray without a care, isn't the Sith way. So why did she take the brunt of the blast? To allow shrapnel and bits of metal shred her her skin apart, to bleed for one man? The answer was simple, Andraria loved him. Darth Vowrawn X Fem Sith Warrior.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Sith W. - Complete
YOURE LIFE WITH RON WEASLEY! Commentary by Nikita Morrowind reviews
Read at the risk of your own brain cells. I decided to run a commentary on it : Please read, and review if you think you can handle the horror that is... 'Your Life With Ron Weasley'. CHAPTER 12 NOW UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Ron W., OC
Great Explanations: Fifty Shades of Grey by AngelaD.Pangie reviews
Do you ever catch yourself wondering what all the fuss is about this 'Fifty Shades' book everyone is raving about? Want to know what happens without having to sit down and read it? Here is Great Explanations, once again, for your conveniance and entertainment.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2012
How I Became a Smu,,, Businesswoman by Laryn Chillbreeze reviews
No one says to themselves, "When I grow up, I want to be an outlaw." What sent Imara down this path? Why does she hate the Empire so much? Lucky you - she was feeling talkative one day and decided to let me publish her story. Credit to FrictionX42 for proofreading and the title idea, and to everyone who read/reviewed.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Smuggler - Complete
Fortune's Fool: A Romeo & Juliet Parody by CheshireGirl0913 reviews
One uptight Director, a dysfunctional cast of characters, a devious Authoress... Well, you'll just have to see for yourself! SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO'VE NOT SEEN THIS!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,715 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Forty Shades Of Green by Mandi5
Connor Green meets the beautiful Australasia de Chardonnay. He falls in love. She ties him up. But there's more to Connor than you might think. Please read and review!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,841 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
pyrophobia by Ivory Muse reviews
You could play with fire better than they could. - Jeong Jeong, freeverse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jeong Jeong, Zhao - Complete
Heartbeat by quiet-little-wallflower reviews
a one-shot about the turning point in Cato and Clove's 'relationship' and the connection that moment has with her eventual death. written for the starvation monthly one-shot challenge.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
her beauty in the moonlight overthrew you by Ivory Muse reviews
"In halting Dothraki, as she braids his hair with surprisingly skilled fingers, she tells him of her childhood- iron chairs, dust-strewn streets, her mother's crown, a house with lemon trees and a crimson door." Fifty sentences on Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo - Complete
Epilogue: It's Over by Meesh reviews
**ME3 ENDING SPOILERS** My epilogue of what happens after the end of ME3. Not a rewrite, but an interpretation and some detailing as to how my head canon ends in the Mass Effect universe. Rated T for some minor language. As always, lots of Kaidan/femShep!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,715 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Officer on Deck! by GypsyReaper reviews
Sequel to "Responsibility." C.O. is back! There's comedy, comfort, and chaos as the kitten brings havoc aboard the Normandy and her crew, as told through a series of one-shots. Rated T for implied adult situations and language. FemShep X Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,833 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
The Roads We Travel by jambajunkie reviews
A collection of one-shots depicting moments in the shared lives of Vector Hyllus and the female Imperial Agent.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Imperial A., Vector Hyllis
Fardi's Comics Into Stories by PonySeries reviews
These are short stories based on Fardi's great web-comics, "And That's How Equestria Was Made!" please review, I'm just 10 go easy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012
Always a Plan by Mags62 reviews
Star Wars-SWTOR Smuggler/trooper/JC and their companions, legacy
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 86,008 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Corso Riggs, Aric J. - Complete
Hush Now, Quiet now Creepy Lyrics by ShadowThorn12 reviews
Fluttershy's Lullaby in a creepy tone.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
One Simple Question by Juntaine reviews
After the conclusion of the Imperial Agent story. Kaliyo has a personal question and she's not leaving until she gets her answer. Spoilers! Male agent x Kaliyo
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Imperial A., Kaliyo D. - Complete
Upheaval by Starfish912 reviews
A Challenger to the throne of Equestria has shown and seeks to divide the world and set ponies against each other. It is up to Twilight Sparkle and her friends to stop it. It will be a long story. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012
Lord of the Rings: the Tower of Madness by ermalope reviews
A fellowship of NINE goes to Mordor to dispose of an evil ring. Except Aragorn is throwing things again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
The Everfree Panic by Starfish912 reviews
Years and years ago, before the Everfree Forest's name was spoken in hushed tones by aged mares, a young filly named Greenapple Smith was playing in those woods. What could she find that could turn an entire cities eyes and ears to that Forest? Why is the Everfree Forest so feared?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Granny Smith
tergiversation by Ivory Muse reviews
So much for 'Team Avatar.' More like 'the Fire Ferrets plus Asami, but she's as disposable as a plastic bag.' - Asami, Mako. Post-finale.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Asami S., Mako - Complete
Du Gata abr du Shur'tugal by Argetsverd reviews
After the siege of Feinster, Eragon and his companions continue on their quest to defeat the Black King. Set after Brisingr (book 3). Please R&R I need some feedback on this. The title translates "The Path of the Dragon Rider" Rated T just in case. ExA later
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,985 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Running by SunnyLen reviews
Run for your life Daniel. Run.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Daniel - Complete
Bless the Child by lakrymosa reviews
A biography of Zuko's daughter, Fire Lord Honoura, and her life.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - OC, Bumi
The Horrors of Section Four by CinnaAndFinnickLiveInMyHeart reviews
What REALLY happens when Katniss and Finnick are stuck with the jabberjays. Warning-may be annoying.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Friendship Is Witchcraft: The Pony Wars by physicsman reviews
Based on the hit Youtube spoof, Friendship Is Witchcraft, The Pony Wars describes events that occurred ten years ago. What war were Applejack and Rarity referring to? Why is Fluttershy the Smooze cult leader? Is there really a Sherclop Pones? Find out in this exciting adventure, The Pony Wars!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012
an evening with el diablo by Ivory Muse reviews
I feel dizzy, the whitewashed walls spinning in my field of vision. / Azula in the asylum. Some shackles cannot be broken.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Azula, Ursa - Complete
Remembering the Lost by JackRyan64
Commander Shepard gave their life to protecting the galaxy, and one year later his friends pay their respects to their friend.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 831 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012
Home by bluestains reviews
Post AtLA. At times like this, not only Katara wishes he were home.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Sunshine by The Pale Bride reviews
Someone has to embarrass his baby sister every once in a while. It might as well be him. Shameless Joker Hilary sibling fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Joker, Hilary Moreau - Complete
Some Folks Just Need Killin' by clicketykeys reviews
Follows the conclusion of the "Research" questline on Nar Shaddaa. Vacy and Corso finally track down Drooga's shanjaru... but there are some complications.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Corso Riggs, Smuggler
IMing 2: The Other Ponies by Starfish912 reviews
A spinoff of my origional story, IMing. What if Cheerilee wanted to use the IMing for her class?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012
Feeling Strong in the Desert by The Legend of Derpy reviews
Gilda just wants to get as far as way from Ponyville is possible, be as far away from Dash as possible. When an encounter with another creature with similar ties to Rainbow Dash finds Gilda, how will their relationship go from there? Gilda X Little Strongheart. You heard me correctly.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Little Strongheart, Gilda - Complete
half of the sky by Ivory Muse reviews
They hold it up. / The women of Avatar and their perspectives on fighting. Oneshot, all lowercase. Mostly pre-series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Katara, Ursa - Complete
Road Trip of madness by Ranger24 reviews
The Faction Leaders of the Horde and the Allaince are invited to Blizzcon but when an accident kills the Driver they're stuck trying to find their way across North America. Hilarity ensues.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,464 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Thrall, Varian Wrynn - Complete
Stronger by Shannon Vega reviews
A quick drabble based on Cleopatra Antoinette's iPod challenge. Female Smuggler thinks on 'what if' and a certain Mantellian.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Smuggler - Complete
Into the Fire by Shadow-Phoenix-Rider reviews
It was just going to be one simple delivery. Now, Captain Zavvi is stuck on a warzone of a planet with only a handsome Mantellian and his motley crew for company...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs - Complete
My Precioussss: A LotR Counseling Service by pixelsurgeon reviews
In which Merry's sister Girly fails to appear, 'fabu' becomes Gandalf's word, and everyone is a hairetic. T for some language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011
Luna's Letters by Starfish912 reviews
Princess Luna, formerly Nightmare Moon, was having trouble adjusting to life in Equestria. She knew who could help her, if anyone could. She began writing letters to Princess Celestia. NOT A ROMANCE.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
This Mortal Coil by Jett Supler reviews
Red's attempts at suicide are hindered by the interference of a Tuurngait presence in his mind that does everything it can to keep him from doing so.
Penumbra - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Tom R./Red, Tuurngait - Complete
High Class Hostage by FortyFourReasons reviews
After the events of ME3, Garrus Vakarian wanders Earth, lost and purposeless...until possible redemption arrives unexpectedly in the form of a human infant. Vakarian/Shepard...sort of . Also includes post-ME3 histories of Tali and Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,481 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy the Dark Council by Eldest Tempest reviews
The aftermath of the story in The Old Republic takes a humorous turn, as the Emperor issues forth punishment for The Dark Council. Unfortunately, Marr is saddled with much worse. Major spoilers from Act III of the class stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012
Changing Futures by OrionsArtemis reviews
Starts out on Coruscant, a story about a female smuggler and her crew. Smuggler/Corso romance. Spoilers for Smuggler storyline.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs
A Derpy Hooves Poem by Starfish912 reviews
A short poem about Derpy Hooves. Fluffy like a parasprite.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
Colloquium by Swaglestia reviews
"I've missed you around here, Twilight."
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Moony and Padfoot Advice Column by lizardandtheitcarlos23 reviews
Moony and Padfoot have decide to open an advice column to the public for including anything on how to kill someone how to get revenge etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,870 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Different: A Sith Assassin's Journey by ExspesRomantica reviews
Leilah Renaad is a new Sith Acolyte who has sworn on her dead mother's body that she will be different then the rest of the Sith. Will she be able to even become Sith? Can she overcome her kind heart to become a manifestation of cruelty? Rated T for slight language, possible lemon, and just to be on the really safe side.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sith I.
in our bedroom during the armistice by Ivory Muse reviews
Zuko plays with Mai's hair. Fluff, implied sexytimes. Written for DragongirlM.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
A Day in the Life by Starfish912 reviews
A day in the life of the Mane Six. R&R!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Fluttershy
following the hard curves by Ivory Muse reviews
Somehow, defeating the Fire Lord was a thousand times easier than apologizing to her. / Aang and Katara have a much-needed conversation after the war. A rewrite of the balcony scene.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Shattered Trust by N7angel reviews
Lord Rhiallia only ever allowed one man to hold her heart and only ever placed her complete trust in one man, but when Malavai Quinn betrays her, Rhiallia has to question whether or not their love was true on nothing more than a cruel lie.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sith W., Malavai Q. - Complete
the irony of hello by Ivory Muse reviews
There's a thin line between love and hate, and I just crossed it. / Zuko places his honor above Mai's happiness- all she can do is accept that.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Iresso's Dilema by Mags62 reviews
Star Wars -SWTOR story of JC/Iresso meeting on Hoth, their relationship
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Lt. Iresso - Complete
Cupcakes Two Point Oh by Franky G Fan reviews
Pinkie's baaackkkk...and this time, it's Big Macintosh's number that came up. Too bad Pinkie's thirst for blood hasn't decreased since her last playtime with Rainbow Dash. M for Violence/Gore.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Big Macintosh, Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy and Mosshoof by Starfish912 reviews
Fluttershy meets a mysterious pony on the outskirts of the Everfree Forest. Is he friend of foe? FluttershyxOC. Rated T for safety. Please R&R! Thanks!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
Fluttershy finds her Mark by Starfish912 reviews
An alternate version of Fluttershy finding her Cutie Mark. Mild Hurt/Comfort. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Fluttershy - Complete
Can't Keep a Secret by cozyonyxbird reviews
This contains spoilers for the Sith Warrior storyline before Corellia. There will be a chapter for each of the warrior's crew while on board the Fury. How do the crew members who were not present find out about a certain event?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sith W. - Complete
Catching Stars by OrionsArtemis reviews
Story following a Sith Inquisitor and Andronikos. Spoilers for Sith Inquisitor storyline.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,499 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sith I., Andronikos Revel
Not a Chance by fireweed15 reviews
Friendship is Magic It wasn't a stormy night, but it was certainly dark when she decided to cross though the Everfree Forest.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Fluttershy, Big Macintosh - Complete
this lightning strike isn't always kind by Ivory Muse reviews
No one loves me, and neither do I. / Twenty facts about Princess Azula's childhood. The evolution of a madwoman.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Cullen Summer Fun by jUsThAvEhOpE reviews
The Cullen family make a list of things they have always wanted to do for the last eight days of summer. The list was wrote down by Emmite, who has a little trouble with telling when someone is joking. In other words it's going to be a crazy week. Before NM, happy fluff, rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Bella, Edward]
Too many questions by N-24-13 reviews
Big Macintosh is having a good day until his sister comes up and asked him a question. now he has to give her "The Talk" i realy enjoy getting feed back so please review you know... if that okay..with you. i went though a fixed more spelling mistakes
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Big Macintosh, Applebloom - Complete
What Happens on Hoth, Everyone Finds Out About by OrionsArtemis reviews
What happened between Ryli and Captain Biron on Hoth. Possible spoilers for Smuggler storyline.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Smuggler
Guide This One by Goddess-Kalahira reviews
Spoilers for ME3: During Shepard's final moments she reflects her life and the prayer that Thane had prayed for her stake.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
perspectives and broken glass by Ivory Muse reviews
"Of course, I was a disgrace, a shameful malfunction, the rough draft before the perfect final copy." Lilith is a rebel.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
Priestess by Lulafairy reviews
This is a love/intrigue story based in pre WotLK between a night elf priest and a troll rogue. This is he first work I have made public and is in no way complete.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Night Elf, Troll
Across the Sea by janiejanine reviews
Thane and Shepard meet again across the sea.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
The REAL Betrayal of Judas by captainwhiteshadow reviews
Jesus talks to His disciples about His greatness. Judas asks perfectly reasonable questions. WARNING: Will most likely highly offend you if you are Christian.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Judas, Jesus
Indulgence by Nightgem reviews
*ME3 Spoilers* Because Shepard is only human, and everyone cries.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Messiah by Donatien Valiarde reviews
'Before now, before death, she has never seen the stars.' Shepard comes to terms with death and with what she has done. Oneshot, FShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Half Life 3 by Cerebral Anarchy reviews
Portal meets Half Life in this epic showdown between the Combine and the forces of Earth.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Alyx V., Chell
My Immortal With Commentary! by butterflyninja935 reviews
Hello! I was bored. I found the original text of this piece of crap. Two and two make four. Please review :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 27,715 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011
Until the Stars Go Cold by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
Andronikus meant for the letter to be reassuring. to say that he'd come back for her no matter what. He probably should have considered her own background of abandonment first, though. A brief one-shot on my Sith's reaction to one of the letters she gets.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Andronikos Revel, Sith I. - Complete
If Ah were a Rich Horse by TheSkullKid reviews
Parody/tribute to Fiddler on the Roof. Big Mac starts singing while working in the barn one day. Hilarity ensues. Oneshot. Read and review!
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Big Macintosh, Applejack
Prepare for Unforseen Consequences by TestSubject069 reviews
Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance are searching for the Borealis, Chell is escaping from the confines of Aperture, GLaDOS is running out of test subjects, and the G-Man needs to satisfy his... employers. The Great Resistance is coming to a close.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Gordon F., Chell
and all around the world was waking by Ivory Muse reviews
All my bones began to shake, my eyes flew open. / Be careful what you wish for, sweetling- sometimes, you can't go back.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Arya S. - Complete
Fading In & Out by AmakiirDragon reviews
Commander Jeanette Shepard has been haunted by memories before. The death of her family and friends are the worst memories but after being revived from the dead her flashbacks hit her more often than before. Sometimes she can't tell the difference between the past and present and it all blends together. Can she keep it straight to save the galaxy?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Bright Intermissions: A Collection of Snippets by Maddithong reviews
This is a digital book filled with small chapters of nothing but banter, for the times we need to relax and forget that the galaxy as we know it is getting Reaped. ME3 ShepFxGarrus Warnings and explanations inside
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A letter to Pollux by CassiusTroy reviews
A letter I wrote for an Axiom character prompt. Basically, it's me talking to my OC and giving him a few words of advice.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012
Once by Mai Ascot reviews
-'Yes, Andrew had been adored once.' Oneshot, because Shakespeare's infectious. Don't tell my English teacher.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Visiting Hours by Marianne Bennet reviews
"I'll visit you in prison." A reunion of sorts between smuggler Meridan Tallis and the gambler from Coruscant post-Chapter 3. SPOILERS.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Smuggler - Complete
Responsibility by GypsyReaper reviews
Set in a slight ME2 AU. Shepard decides Grunt need to learn some responsibility, and so gives him a common Earth pet. Who will win the ensuing battle of wills? Grunt or the kitten? Shepard X Garrus implied . Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Samite and Steel by Ivory Muse reviews
She is not Cersei. / Jaime muses about two unlike women.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jaime L., Brienne T. - Complete
Cin Vhetin by Arcadia Jones reviews
Essentially, this is a little overview of the story/romance that develops between Torian Cadera and the female Bounty Hunter, only from Torian's perspective. Rated M for later content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Torian Cadera, Bounty H. - Complete
The Best Pep Talk Ever by Chiss Bounty Hunter reviews
Kink meme de-anon! Vector is nervous about proposing to their beloved Cipher, so they figure Kaliyo would be the best person to ask for advice, having known Cipher the longest. Yeeeup, that was probably a mistake. F!IA/Vector implied, no spoilers.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Kaliyo D., Vector Hyllis
The Last, Best Hope for Bioware by 666PsychoCheddar999 reviews
Four ordinary people must band together and journey across four of Bioware's games to save it from damnation. Can they do it in time and just who is the mysterious Author? Rated T for Total Unbridled Silliness. WARNING. Incredibly British Humor.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012
Remarkable by DangerGirl7283 reviews
A brief encounter between the Captain and a wounded Aric Jorgan. Takes place following the Gauntlet run. Hinted AJ/F!Trooper.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Aric J., Trooper - Complete
Looking to the Future by clicketykeys reviews
Vacy Fiorst finally says the three words Corso Riggs has been longing for. Unfortunately, it isn't quite in the context he was hoping for. Chapter 4: Vacy explains why she's so skittish. FINAL!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs - Complete
Alternatives by Chris7221 reviews
Various oneshot alternate ME3 endings I wrote. Some are complete jokes, some are more serious. Obviously, ME3 ending spoilers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Shepard (F)
Sith Are Not Given to Whimsy by Samuraibrarian reviews
SWTOR Sith Sorceror Mellivora and Andronikos Revel, have just met with Lady Elena Thul on Alderaan, in search of a needed relic. Thul's manservant, Urtel Moren, has taken the opportunity for some shameless flirting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sith I., Andronikos Revel
Eyeballing It: Random Mass Effect Drabble by xXthecatalystXx reviews
Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shepard (F)
Garrus and a magnet by Ezio4003 reviews
One day on the Normandy, Garrus is bored and finds a magnet. He then decides to mess with our favorite geth using said magnet. Takes place during Mass Effect 2. T for language. oneshot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Garrus V., Legion - Complete
Liara's Big Bounce by NoThaTerrible reviews
Liara's breasts grow to an enormous size and take over the universe.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni - Complete
No Rest for the Galaxy by Bamfbugboy reviews
When Vector Hyllus told me in a cold, chilly cavern on Hoth, "Storybook characters raid pirate bases. Now, so do we." I wanted to tell him that I think we would give those characters a run for their money for the things we have been through.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Imperial A., Vector Hyllis
The Cake by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2012 - U. Grunt, Jack - Complete
The Other Side Of Peeta by CinnaAndFinnickLiveInMyHeart reviews
The dorky, awkward, loving, fearful sides of Peeta you thought never existed. Parody. **This was started a long time ago, so the chapters get better as they progress.**
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,589 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Customization by Rokubi reviews
All Shepard wanted to do was change the color of her armor. Simple enough. But when it came to dealing with Garrus Vakarian, nothing was ever simple. F!Shepard/Garrus. Humor and Romance with M content at the end. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
PersonalProfessional by uninitiated reviews
Ensign Temple questions Vector about how he and Cipher Nine balance the demands of the job and their personal relationship. Rated T for references to off-screen sex and violence.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Imperial A., Vector Hyllis - Complete
Sparring Practice by clicketykeys reviews
An extension/re-interpretation of the "Bold Declarations" conversation. Vacy tries to dodge, but Corso is becoming more aware of her tricks...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Corso Riggs, Smuggler - Complete
Here's to the Boys by clicketykeys reviews
Cantina song. Loud, off-key, raunchy and filled with naughty language. Thus, very very very M-rated! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also? This one's sung by the LADIES. Wooo!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Trusting the Monster by FLECHER reviews
With allies few and far between, the concepts of trust and even love are hard to believe in. When one Sith realizes her friend views her as a threat, will the confrontation finally clear the air or tear them apart?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Imperial A., Sith W.
Monster by clicketykeys reviews
An offhand remark by Corso brings Vacy face to face with some of the demons from her past.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs - Complete
Nothing But Trouble by thatghost reviews
Things quickly go wrong for Darth Astara after she resigns from the Dark Council...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sith I., Andronikos Revel
What He Really Means by clicketykeys reviews
Corso Riggs "translation file" for the little comments he makes to the fsmug when you click on him while you're running-around on-planet.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Corso Riggs, Smuggler - Complete
I Have My Reasons by clicketykeys reviews
Just a bit of techy slice-of-life drabble between Vacy and Risha with Corso nearby. Lots and lots of subtext.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Smuggler, Risha - Complete
Tarisian Entertainment by clicketykeys reviews
Grouchy and bored, spacer Vacy Fiorst finds a way to have a bit of fun on Taris. Rating changed to T for a half-naked man! WOOO!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Smuggler, Corso Riggs - Complete
Let The Games Begin by MewPainappuru reviews
Nothing seems to be going right at this year's Jellicle Ball... Munkustrap and the Rum Tum Tugger are fighting and Tugger will do anything to get ahead. Demeter has disappeared from the junkyard and a certain criminal is thought to be behind it...
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,655 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Demeter, Macavity
The Lost Archives of a Sith Warrior by Ilyriah reviews
In a series of short archives, a Sith Warrior reflects on how her choice between ambition and love changed the fate of the galaxy. Heavy on romance for you Malavai Quinn fans. 1st person POV. *SPOILERS*
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Malavai Q., Sith W. - Complete
Disenchanted by Ivory Muse reviews
"Aunt Wu told him to follow his heart- it's lead him through endless twists and crashed straight into dead ends, and he never expected the end result." Fifty sentences on Aang and Mai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Aang - Complete
SWTOR: Angles, Leverage and Betrayal by ABSilverstreak reviews
A Sith Inquisitor's feelings after the Legacy questline around lvl 30. She recalls the fresh, painful memory of the entire incident, and Andronikos comes by to see what got her so upset. Spoilers. Rated T for mild language and violent thoughts.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sith I., Andronikos Revel - Complete
Mind Games by Nicole Prince
Separated by destiny, a Sith Lord looks for his mate. His lover, an Imperial Agent, thick with his child seeks out a union with the ant-beings to secure the survival of her offspring.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,891 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012
Cacophonous Harmonies by Cleopatra Antoinette reviews
Written for iPod Shuffle Challenge. A series of one-shots following my Sith Inquisitor, Daphaene Kaelen and her favorite pirate, Andronikus Revel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Sith I., Andronikos Revel - Complete
Servant of Themis by Zane Aiden reviews
So I read Cupcakes and Rainbow factory, and thought, "Hmmm, why don't I ruin Fluttershy too!" So I give to you, Servant of Themis, AKA, Murdershy. Review if you want moar!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Fluttershy, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
The Tale Of Epic Insanity by butterflyninja935 reviews
Lianna, Xavier, and Tristan are three typical kids, at least until the Fellowship decides to end up in their living room. Just meant to be a funny story. Please R&R. My first fanfic EVER! T for language
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
What Not To Do In An LotR Fic by butterflyninja935 reviews
Essentially what the title says. There are a lot of fics that I have seen that could benefit from this guidance!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Sunshine by Swaglestia reviews
One-shot. Celestia reflects on the night she lost everything.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Cupcakes REPOST by A5h K3tchum reviews
A repost of the infamous Cupcakes FanFic. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Haaram Var by that guy from that place reviews
Haaram Var is a draenei mage of minor renown. History will probably remember him for his wisdom, his unique mode of thinking, and his astronomically poor social skills. These are his stories
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draenei
In the Same Candlelight by Like A Dove reviews
In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,747 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Fangirl University by TheInsanityThatHidesWithin reviews
It's the university for fangirls! A 'Save the fandom' plot. Who knows what will happen when all the Kataangers and Zutarians are put in an enclosed space. I sure don't. WAY better than my other story 'Kidnapped Insanity'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Cabbage Merchant, Foaming Mouth Guy
Searching for Tomorrow by Ivory Muse reviews
"Because their relationship isn't sordid, forbidden, or the subject of epic poetry, but they're okay with that." Fifty sentences on Sokka and Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sokka, Suki - Complete
Alexander's Plan by Blackbird71 reviews
Alexander and his servants are bored, so the Baron comes up with a way to entertian them...
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alexander, Agrippa - Complete
How to Bother a Dragon Rider by NormalityIsNonexistent reviews
An unexpected character bothers Eragon. I suck at summaries, just read and reveiw, please.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Solembum, Eragon S.
Immortal Crack by Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
Draco's PotterProof Guide On How To Be a Slytherin by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
Secretly, Draco has been making his own guide on how to be a Slytherin throughout his seven years at Hogwarts. What happens when Scorpius finds it, takes it with him to school during the start of his first year and shows it to his new friend Albus Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 14,246 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Why Twilight is not Better Than Harry Potter by Silver'ssong reviews
These are some of my response to the Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011
Psychoanalysis in Alagaesia by Witchy Pixie reviews
I think we can all agree Eragon's screwed up family needs counseling...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011
Ways To Torment the Fellowship by Foundations of Stone reviews
Just my idea of fun ways to torment the Fellowship we all know and love...WARNING: This was written on a sugar high so it may have some "odd" ideas. More ideas are welcome! Book/Movieverse. Rated "T" for potential violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Krom's Journalthe early days by RevansRubber Duck Darth Nimble reviews
Just skip over. This is my character's journal, and I had nowhere else to upload that would upload properly :I
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011
YMMV by Silverr reviews
Everyone has advice about the "proper" place and procedure for a wedding, but death knights Thassarian and Koltira do it their own way. ** Promptfic flufflet.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - [Koltira Deathweaver, Thassarian] - Complete
Epple by Iwilo reviews
Betty needs a pet.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Troll
It's Friday by Horch reviews
Just after the second Rebellion, Katniss and the others find a CD containing an extremely dangerous song from the past - Friday by Rebecca Black - that just might change their lives forever, for better or for worse. Not meant to offend Rebecca Black.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Lothloríen Abandoned by butterflyninja935 reviews
Random inspiration of free verse! Lothloríen, after all the elves have left and gone across the sea.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Wahkan's New Totem by Ledabuhr reviews
The 43rd has some downtime in the Filthy Animal and drunken hilarity ensues.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Tauren, Troll - Complete
Drinking Contest by Hakkari reviews
Nainzu should have known it would be trouble when he walked into the Thunderbrew Distillery... One-shot drabble. Pandaren and Dwarf friendship. R&R.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Dwarf - Complete
Background Check by Astiza reviews
Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interview with the Hunger Games Characters! by AliceHale123 reviews
Me interviewing everyone, plz R&R! When you review and ask them questions, I put your questions in the story!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
Games with Eragon! and friends by Princess Arya reviews
After the war Eragon, Murtagh, Nasuada, and Arya have nothing to do. What happens when they decide to play games from there long forgotten childhood? possible romance in latter chapters
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011
Truth Or Dare with Eragon II by Bob The Builder Of Stuff reviews
Get ready for all of your favorite Inheritance charters to enter you world. Includes a crazy game of truth or dare, nuclear weapons, dragons, a visit to China, andand LOTS of laughs! Warning: Talk to your doctor to see if 'laughing' is right for you.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Book 4 for Dummies by The Winter Wizard reviews
A parody and spoof on all the chessy, cliche, and typical Book 4 fanfics that are out there. No offence is at all intended by making this fanfic!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Rachel Annoys The Hell Out Of Jacob Black by i.eat.sugar.for.breakfast reviews
Rachel: I'm bored, what shall I do today? Jacob: I don't like the sound of this. Rachel: I shall annoy Jacob! The next day Rachel: I shall annoy Jacob again today! Jacob: *groan* Rated T for teen. That sounded like a video game, lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,211 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Jacob
Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
This is true for Sam, Amy and Lizzie, three girls in a biker gang who were dropped into Middle Earth. Determined to help the Fellowship in any way they can, macho Sam, innocent Amy, and ditzy Lizzie start to find life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,302 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
An Original CharacterMarySue Parody by The Darkness Effect reviews
The Fellowship runs into an OC in Moria. Just a silly story that I wrote. WARNING: OC/Mary-Sue death, and violence - nothing really gory rated M just to be safe.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Gandalf
We are the Rulers of WalMart! by AshleyAndSethAlwaysAndForever reviews
The Cullens are out on a mission to cause absolute destruction in the local Wal-Mart. They will do anything it takes to make the store as chaotic as possible!Are the elderly people fed up with all of these 'hooligans' running around? I think so! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011
The Inheritance Cycle Pledge by NormalityIsNonexistent reviews
This is exactly whatn it sounds like. This really isn't meant to be taken serriously.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Rare Flowers by MageofApples reviews
You don't steal a frost lotus from another herbalist, it's just rude. One druid is about to find out how seriously this rogue takes her herbalism. Rated M for later chapters.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Blood Elf, Night Elf
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
My Immortal Commentary by InuyashaPrincess14 reviews
It's my turn to comment on the scourge of the internet, My Immortal. I thought it would be fun. Rated T for atrocious spelling and grammar, poorly written sex scenes, mental scarring of a house elf and overall stupidity. I do not own My Immortal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
How I became an Imperial Agent by FrictionX42 reviews
written for a challenge, this is the backstory I'll be using for my character when The Old Republic comes out. He's a unit commander in charge of some ground troops, but then he gets a strange message.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
My Gummies! by Lady of the Lost Empire reviews
Written for a friend as part of a private joke. Don't read it seriously. It's funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
The Funny Looking Potion by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
'Harry, what's your potion doing' Ron pointed towards Harry and Draco's potion that was sitting over on the window sill; the stopper had come right off and it was bubbling over. And green. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Loving Memory by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
"Welcome, one and all, to the funeral of Nymphadora Lupin."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - N. Tonks - Complete
My Immortal By BriarBaneRose by BriarBaneRose reviews
Well guys here's another yet another commentary fanfic on the oh so popular story My Immortal. Hope you guys enjoy this goffic story, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - OC
Mirror, Mirror by definatleynotafelineorcephalod reviews
What if Eragon never found Saphira's egg? A story about how something so seemingly inconsequential as a badly aimed spell can cause things to go horribly, horribly wrong. Rated for character death.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Brom, King Galbatorix - Complete
Diary of the Trials and Tribulations of Saruman by Hilary Thomson reviews
A chronicle of Saruman's progression into evil, from the original diary. Parody and Humor.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Gandalf, Radagast, Gollum - Complete
ERAGON HAS BEEN KILLED by Dusk Lullaby reviews
got your attention yet?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Immortal devamped by MissDifferent reviews
This is Tara's my Immortal de-vamped. NO abuse of english language. but still loads of fun. I advise you to read the real thing first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., OC
The Devil's in the Details by Vespered reviews
Rathna is a very unusual succubus. When she is "summoned" by the human warlock Derion, hijinks ensue. This story is a mix of romance, humor, and adventure. Rated T for possible content intended for older audiences. Please read and review.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010
Citadel by Azula Always Lies reviews
Several years into her stay at the asylum, Azula's come to think of it as her home. It's only when a girl in a blue dress shows up carrying a waterskin, claiming she's going to "heal" her, that life stops making sense.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,824 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Azula, Katara - Complete
Perfect Circle by Faux Promises reviews
Chell arrives at Aperture with a special someone and a request. One-shot, fluff ahoy.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Welcome To Pigfarts by ThyGreenThing-Phlob-Welly reviews
With help from his parents, Dobby and Narcissa, Draco finally gets the rocket ship he needs to travel to Pigfarts. Because IT'S ON MARS! But someone else has been transferred too… One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Your life with Ron Weasley with Commentary by funkyorange reviews
Full title: Your Life With Ron Weasley With Commentary By a Weirdo. Second in my 'Commentary by a Weirdo' series. Read My Immortal With Commentary by A Weirdo first. Rated for language mostly mine . Note: I did mean horror, yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Cravings by becky01 reviews
After her first encounter with Viola/Cesario, Olivia wries him a letter. Or tries to anyway. Olivia/Cesario could be Olivia/Viola.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Authentic Dragon by AriaAsacura reviews
For those of the Horde who cannot fight, there's always the path of ROCK! Packed with cross-dressing, fan-girls, questionable language and some scary competition.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010
More than Brushstrokes by debjunk reviews
Hermione, as Headmistress, commissions a portrait of Severus Snape. The results are more than she expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,473 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Art of Dying by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Her body is her own. Her mind isn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Joo Dee, Dai Li - Complete
One Word by InkWeaverabc reviews
One Word... or ten. 10 words, 10 drables, you know the drill. 10 drables from 10 prompt words about Roran and Katrina, and their family. Warning: lots of fluff! RoranxKatrina, please R&R. Complete
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Roran, Katrina - Complete
Love is Weird by Meruda reviews
Sometimes you can't just be friends. M/F, Light Bondage, Troll x Troll, Please read and review - Note: I do not own World of Warcraft or anything affiliated with it, aside from a mild addiction.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Troll
The Inofficial Rulebook of Hogwarts by Flame Within Ice reviews
All the rules that weren't put in the rulebook at Hogwarts, such as... 11: You may not propose to Lord Voldemort with the One Ring.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Sixpenny Ukelele by JayBird45 reviews
As a musician, I love Jacky's musical journey,but I always think she learns the violin pretty quick for such a notoriously difficult instrument. So this is just an idea about her with a certain stringed instrument very close to my heart...
Bloody Jack Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Complete
Cursed by PockyxPocky reviews
"Cursed" is Ren's point of view of the events that take place in the plot of "Tiger's Curse" Rated "T" Slight OOC.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,766 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Ren, Kelsey H.
12 Days of Christmas by chms-panther reviews
The twelve days of Christmas Harry Potter Version
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Cats by BedazzledFanfic reviews
I went down to the junkyard and asked the cats this famous joke. Read to find out what they said.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
Sex On the Beach by Rha'Shazad
A Hunter and Warlock enjoy a day off with a happy ending. M/F, Rated MA
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Glorfindel The Cannibalistic Taxidermist by sylc reviews
A series of stories about Glorfindel the cannibalistic taxidermist. Alternative universe, obviously. Contains explicit violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Glorfindel
Ipod Shuffle Challenge by Magical.Misses.Mistoffelees reviews
I've always wanted to do one of these! so the pairing is munkustrap and demeter... pretty random and i'm surprise my darker and emo songs didn't show up... unlike taylor swift... please at least read down to THRILLER!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson vs Twilight by Devastate reviews
A summary of the three stories and a bit extra.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Bella - Complete
Yard Sale by Iwilo reviews
She grabbed his 'Mister'. Larizu had never felt so violated.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Troll, Goblin
Training Ground by Scrat and Jidders reviews
Robot Unicorn Attack. Most of the unicorns considered Terence a bit special in the head.
Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Unnatural by eimi lexie reviews
The title's rubbish, but oh well. Just a little contemplation by Orsino, on his love for a certain manservant. I don't see why he would have married her otherwise.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
The Chonicles of a Mad Sin'dorei by Bandit X reviews
My war against writer's block, written for my guild. A blood elf rogue named Sabrieth decides to coerce her guild into starting an all-out war with the murlocs. Stupidity and bad parodies ensue. R&R
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Blood Elf, Tauren
Midnight Snack by the Last Flowerchild reviews
When Merry finds Pippin in the kitchen making a midnight snack he's in for a rather pleasant surprise... Warning: SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Welcome To The Dumb Ox: A Collection of One Shots by XxSilly LilyxX reviews
A collection of funny one shots starring Dahj, a smart mouthed Tauren, Taja'ki, a man-hating, hotheaded troll, Cindral, a borderline Wretched, perpetually high Belf and Kishka, a money hungry Draenei who is also Dahj's mate. Get your lulz here.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009
Darnassus Nights by LadyMidnight81 reviews
I little PWP oneshot I wrote a long time ago, it's pretty bad, but in a good way, Night Elf/Human pairing, lemon, of course as it's PWP...
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Night Elf, Human - Complete
My Immortal: THE END by Genkigami reviews
The infamous My Immortal ended. The truth is revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009
The Way The Inheritance Cycle Will Probably End by Azmera reviews
The Way The Inheritance Cycle Will Probably End, based on the plot of the Original Trilogy of Star Wars, which is what the Inheritance Cycle basically is. Rated T just in case. Please Review!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Rain Dance by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
A heavy storm makes a Night Elf woman slip down a steep hill, where she is rescued by a curious Tauren shaman. A spark of wordless lust turns their situation into a night they'll never forget. No Dialogue. NSFW, Lemon
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009
Earth Dance by Will-the-Tankadin reviews
A young, betrothed Tauren couple are sent out to plant a sapling, where lightning destroyed a tree. A storm keeps them in a cave, and one thing leads to another.... NSFW, Lemon
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009
a unicorned twilight by 7andthefluff reviews
charlie the unicorn and twilight cast
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Boromir's Fractured Fairytales by amandalynwood reviews
Boromir didn't die. Where did he end up when he went over the falls? He finds himself in a strange new place and meets strange new characters... come along for the journey, for example a version of Snow White with attention deficit disorder. LEMONS...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Boromir
Holding Audience by Reine-de-Coeurs reviews
Twelfth Night. Olivia is required to hold the Count's audience for dinner one night, before the death of her brother. Pre-storyline.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Life Therapy with Gwen by Lady Death 77 reviews
After all the stress the LOTR characters go through you'd think they might need some therapy. Well, things might get a little crazy when they come to see Dr. Gwen and admit some long forgotten issues. Au.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008
Chell's Dream by Nostalgic-Romance reviews
Chell's nightmare wakes her up in the middle of the night. What has changed since the enrichment center was destroyed? How has Chell been living with her memories. Sorry, I know nothing of Half-life Reviewers get cake! ONE SHOT
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Edward's Diary of Angst! by PockyxPocky reviews
So Edward wants to put his thoughts to papper. This is your chance to see what goes on inside his head! R&R if you want more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Edward
Blood Ties by Morbid Cheshire reviews
The story of a blood elf huntress' capture by the Scarlet Crusade and her days in the Interrogation Room. M for torture, rape and language.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007
Ways to Annoy Eragon now in a story by The Dark Falcon reviews
For all you Eragon fans out there this is a humorous way to annoy Eragon there lots of characters from Eragon in here.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Jolly Adventures of Miss Reina Poons by Niai reviews
As Miss Reina Poons of Ironforge leaves home for the first time, she decides to keep a diary of her travels. Experience an epic tale of ineffective bandits, moronic Paladins, and a buttkicking Gnome who is three inches high and has bright pink curly hair.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2006
Frosty the Ringwraith and other Christmas songs by Lirenel reviews
All your favorite christmas carols in Lord of the Rings style
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2002
Twelve Days of Christmas by in these chains reviews
It's the twelve days of Christmas, Inheritance style! Oneshot, silly lyrics fit to a song.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
A Very Ringy Christmas! by Shootingstar7123 reviews
The music of Christmas, except, it's not about Christmas anymore! Enjoy songs like Frodo, the Shiny Ring Hobbit and O Ruling Ring! Fun for the whole family!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Frodo B., Sauron
101'st AVALON Fic! by Narri-chan reviews
In honor of 100 AVALON: Web of Magic fanfics, the cast is performing the old fairy tale "Little Red Riding Hood!" Being forced to, of course. Ain't omnipotence grand? (Rated for mild language) R&R!
Avalon Web of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/22/2005
Why Leggy Doesn't Smile by Alaina reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas doesn't smile once throughout Lord of the Rings (FotR, NOT the extended version)? This is why. Reposted, with a higher rating. Please, if you still think it's too low, let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004
A LOTR Christmas Carol by Cosmos Senshi reviews
Parodies of more popular Christmas and Hanukka songs reworded to make them LOTR. RR please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Complete
We Interveiw Harry Potter! by Scrolllock reviews
Me (Cleo) and two of my friends (Caci & Autumn) interveiw Harry, Ron, and Hermione.....or we try to...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Harry P.
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Beggars Can't be Choosers reviews
If you ask any smuggler about how they started their current occupation, they usually won't want to talk about it. More often then not, there's a reason. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Smuggler
Burning reviews
Kill him, and it will stop hurting./ My theory as to how the Dai Li's brainwashing actually works.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Jet
Dinky's Question reviews
It was an innocent and perfectly justifiable inquiry, spoken in a genuinely curious tone, and I had no idea how to answer./ Written for Ivory Muse.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dinky Doo - Complete
Luna's Lament reviews
The only difference between now and a thousand years ago is my age./ Princess Luna reflects on the social differences between she and her sister.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia - Complete
Two Roads Diverged reviews
Nyrrah and Rahs are best friends who plan to someday become Jedi. All that changes, however, when the two are ripped away from each other to walk very different paths.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jedi C., Sith I.
Romulus and Remus: the Comedy! reviews
I wrote this for a social studies project and was proud of it, so now I'm putting it up on FF. Enjoy the humorous retelling of the tale of two little boys who were raised by wolves!
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
My Immortal with Commentary! reviews
I was bored and decided to follow in the footsteps of many great Tara-flamers before me. So, here is My Immortal with my commentary. Rated M for swearing, terrible sex scenes and gawd-awful spelling and grammar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011
Female Models reviews
Ever notice how certain races lack female models? Six unlikely allies storm over to Blizzard headquarters to fix that, because, as they say, "YOU NO TAKE CANDLE AND FEMALE RIGHTS!" One-shot.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
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