Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.
My name is ... well i aint gonna tell you!! i am 13 years old and cant stop reading fanfiction!!! umm i have dark brown hair with dark brown eyes( i kno so boring ryt???? any way i have no clue on what to write so i am going to stop rytin bout ma self before before i bore yew to death!!!
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile. that is fun have you tried happy crack sugar and kool aid
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile i do this all the time except they forgot the bitting part...
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.
() You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
() You have run into a tree.
(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
~total so far= 13
(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
() You just laughed.
~total so far= 17
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
~total so far= 22
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
~total so far= 25
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(x) You have fallen out of your chair before
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
~Total all together= 30
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