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Joined 07-17-10, id: 2452574, Profile Updated: 05-04-11
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, StarTrek: The Original Series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Wars, Les Miserables, Atlas Shrugged, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and Discworld.

Although pretty much all the fanfic I write is Potterverse stuff, I haven't read the books in several years (and I have not and do not intend to read Deathly Hallows) and I don't actually like Harry himself that well. And, well, it's all a bit AU, but considering the wide variety of fics that exist, I don't think my family constructions are too terribly outlandish. I don't know when you'll get to hear about my OCs, though, since they are somewhat erratically written up and they exist so vividly in my head (although they evolve a little over the years) that it can be a little hard to introduce them when you don't know them!

I prefer fairly well-written, not overly cliched stories, and though I, being the Mizzie and Pratchettian that I am, don't mind liberal sprinklings of decently used italicization, parentheses, footnotes, semicolons, overly long sentences, ellipses, and such, I don't enjoy stories that are full of spelling and grammatical errors. I do read a lot of SS/HG, although I don't write the ship.

One part of my Alternate Universe involves some shifts in character age, so be forewarned.

I pair Severus with an original character, Minerva w. TMR/LV, RL/NT, Hr/BZ, D/G, H/G, LM/NM, and, probably the only other canonical pairing, Eileen Prince with Tobias Snape.

I do sometimes read HG/TMR fics, and for some reason or another, I do pair up my original Gaunts in relationships that verge on incestuous, but they're not very romantic, and, hey, they're purebloods, what do you expect? (About the most romantic they get is love potion induced infatuation-gone-wrong)

After spotting a community called "Slash is Like Coffee", I must say I find it a very apropos analogy, as I very happily do entirely without both.

Regarding the avatar: I made up some wizarding family seals. The main one is the Prince-Mazzim-Gaunt combination, embellished with a few assorted symbols of associated families. At bottom are: Gaunt, Malfoy, and Black. I'm not entirely satisfied with Malfoy and Black yet, but, hey, I'm not a great artist, and it's Paint!

It has become clear to me that I really prefer writing about the old Slytherins, my own Ravenclaws, and only my own future gens over the book era and the canonical next gen. (Not that (See: Deathly Hallows, handschuhmaus's having not read) I could write much about them anyway).

I'm currently writing:

Spectacles is one of those Voldemort-has-to-go-and-do-Muggle-things stories. A rather pointless fic about eyewear and the trials of new contact lenses.

The Chartreuse Sequence will be a series of drabbles, on various topics, of various genres, all titled with a color. So far: Orange (SS/OC), Black (SS/OC), Yellow (LM). In Progress: none at the moment. Potential future drabbles: Red (LV), Green(MMG), Pink (probably TS), Purple (AD), Gray(HP), Blue(EPS).

Possibly a few adaptions of classic novels. Don't get your hopes up, though, because I'm plagued with a plethora of sometimes sterile ideas, and I haven't worked out the casting at all.

A fic entitled "An Extraordinary Family", which, will hopefully be a nice change from the numerous Severus-mentors-Harry fics out there. The premise? Harry disappears from the wizarding world apparent that fateful Halloween, and everyone at Hogwarts, except Severus Snape, believes he's dead. No, he's not being raised by Severus. Features my version of Abraxus Malfoy, Voldemort's great aunt and great-grandmother (both OCs), and the Snape family. However, there are bits that I'm toying with rewriting (it's sort of AU to an AU...!), and scenes that I have to write out versus merely denoting their existence.

A story (And I'm really not quite sure what the point of it is yet) about Voldemort's great grandmother, Albus Dumbledore, her cousins, and a sometimes unintentionally infuriating Ravenclaw, and her experiences playing Quidditch in a multi-school match.

A songfic-ish Voldemort's daughter story. Don't think it will involve romance with any known characters, but!--as I am writing a bunch of backstory and a bunch of stuff about Professor McGonagall into the beginning, I haven't gotten around to the beginning of the school year yet. Or anyone going to get Harry, either. (The three songs, by the way, are "Hellfire"-Frollo, "O Valencia"-The Decembrists, and "Drops of Jupiter"-Train)

A silly final battle fic that probably will win the prize for "Most Unlikely Place to Defeat Voldemort". And where exactly will he be defeated? Hmm... I haven't yet decided. Maybe the produce department?

A story currently entitled "Surrogate Monarch" has taken over my brain, although I keep imagining potential scenarios and discarding them when they get too crazy... It's my offbeat version of a Snape-is-Harry's father story, and please note that a LM/LE ship features... my muse insisted I was going to get them together after I decided I would write Lucius on the side of the light. Also includes a meddling Dumbledore... I might write a few one shots based off this, although this is, obviously, an AU to my fandom-verse.

Some challenge responses--"Let Us Escape from the Laundromat!" is the first of quite a few I have received prompts for.

And quite a few other random fics!


Above information was current as of 9-22-2010.

I think I shall be writing crazy crossover fic. Some things that I think will occur (descriptive text will probably be phrased differently):

Dumbledore: "Well of course I obliviated him. It seemed like a good idea at the time"

Everyone else: *facepalm*

Snape: "You know what? Life is tremendously unfair, but sometimes it throws such ridiculous curves that I'm reduced to incoherence. Would you quit reminding me that she's a victim of a transporter error?"

Darth Vader: "Quiet. Yes, I'm trying to reprogram them, but they seem to be a bit...stubborn. Also, they want a doctor and the medical droids can't figure out what's wrong with them."

Qui-Gonn: If anyone could do it, I'm confident Anakin Skywalker could.

Voldemort: Vulcan mind-meld.

Qui-Gonn: Excuse me?

Voldemort: Oh. Sorry.

The Master: Hello. I'm the Master. (*iz mocking his enemy*)

R: Shut up! You're ruining Enjolras's musical interlude!


I also have a one-shot going that might contain hints of Lumione but is otherwise not likely to be very funny.

Qoheleth (I may have his name wrong) has sent me a prompt for the St. Malachy (? oh dear.) challenge, and if I can persuade the muse, I hope to have that up soon.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14490 - Favs: 9,680 - Follows: 9,337 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Lily's Defender by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 297,677 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Death Eater No More by notwolf reviews
If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 89 - Words: 410,682 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Plot Bunny Storage by Laume reviews
Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,998 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/17/2007
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,787 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 5,522 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Of Snakes and Unforgivables by MidnightThief15 reviews
Harry's parents joined Voldemort when Harry was just a baby. Neville became the Boy Who Lived and Harry became the son of Death Eaters and a Slytherin. And, as it turns out, Harry has some secrets so surprising, they will shock the wizarding world. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/20/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Voldemort
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 7,202 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Boy Who by Dream Painter reviews
By third year, Harry was starting to think he knew his own identity. Then, the discovery of an old secret threatens to throw his world into turmoil, yet again. Nor is he the only one who finds his life affected... Who is he, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,225 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4954 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Chamber of Secrets? How Malicious! by Nassy Nyrolian reviews
Phineas and Ferb return to Hogwarts in this sequel to Hogwarts? How Serendipitous! After rescuing a few friends, and learning a few legends, they have to use their magic and wits to defeat the Heir of Slytherin. Meanwhile, Perry and Doctor Doofenshmirtz are at it again. Can they join forces to defeat the evil diary - er ... journal? Find out here!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,451 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Phineas
Of Scarlet and Emerald by autumnamberleaves reviews
A pair of shoes, a set of mittens; how are two seemingly mundane items going to change the lives of both a snarky man and a troubled child?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,473 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Gryffindor feeling by Cicci Green reviews
Snape discovers Umbridge's preferred method of detention. [New Chapter: Hermione embraces her Slytherin side.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,746 - Follows: 4,775 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
The Changed Time Line by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Re-written version of my very first fanfiction. A Potions accident in his sixth Hogwarts year takes Harry back in time. Will he be able to save his parents and change the time line? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry, HP/GW, LE/SS not JP! , MM/AD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,115 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Death Eater's Child by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry had a good friend while he was at the Dursleys' and was able to gain a family with a sister, who was magical as well, a Death Eater's child. Completely AU, neglect!Dursleys, adoption, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,216 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the mini Cupids by Slytherin Head reviews
When Harry,Minerva, and Albus decide to play Cupid for Severus can he escape the horror's of their plans? Or will he fall prey to their attack? who knows... but Peeves is enjoying the show and giving a helping hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Returning Home by Slytherin Head reviews
Tobias Snape wakes up from a horrible nightmare where his only son,Severus is brutally murdered.But was it really just a dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Harry's Oblivious Winter Holidays by Healer Pomfrey reviews
One morning, Harry wakes up finding himself in a strange place. He thinks he should be in his cupboard, but instead he finds himself in a huge castle, and everyone seems to know him. Set in first year. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly obliviated!Harry. Partly re-written Dec. 2013
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It Falls to the Young by Viskii reviews
During their summer at Order HQ, the suspicious Marauders clash with the secrets of Severus Snape: his unforgiving father, Albus' loyalty, a past that haunts his nightmares... But no one expected friendship, nor the consequences thereof. Plus cute!Tonks. ***NEW CHAPTERS FINALLY UP AFTER 5 YEARS WHAAT? Newest ch is 41! NOW COMPLETE!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,494 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Emerald and Onyx by Aroon reviews
Sequel to "Green Eyes" Harry is back with the Dursleys, but will he really be safe there? An unexpeting guest shows up and Severus has to step in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,658 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
I'm A Doctor, Not A by Lucillia reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Last Resort by The Maudlin Muse reviews
What happens when Severus Snape can simply take no more of the abuse? Please leave feed back Reviews are the sustinance that keeps us writers going, plus they are filling and non fattening!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,923 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Hic Sunt Dracones by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Of no more use to Voldemort, both Lucius and Hermione are discarded into a game in which the stakes are much too high, and the prize uncertain. Written for the 2010 Lucius Big Bang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,343 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Boba Weasley by Lucillia reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Boba Fett, Harry P.
The Long Road Home by Penelope Muir reviews
Voldemort chooses Neville but the Potters do not escape unscathed. Five years later, Lily Potter walks back into Severus Snape's life. Meanwhile, those closest to them struggle to pick up the pieces of their lives following the war. AU Severus/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,758 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.]
Child of Mine by Akukama reviews
AU - Peter Pettigrew does a good thing - and wreaks havoc on the This story believes the children are our future; at the moment, the future says, "Woogoo."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S., Peter P., Dudley D.
Twisted Dimensions by Discovercat reviews
AU The war with Voldemort has gone wrong, so Hermione goes back in time and space in order to keep the world from ending. Unfortunately for her, though the faces are familiar, the world she is to save is nothing like the one she left behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,804 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hermione G.
Septem by Lucillia reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Luke S., Leia O.
Jareth Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by Lucillia reviews
Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore, and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,908 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Jareth, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
The KlatchianMorporkian Relations Committee by LadyJafaria reviews
The almost-war is over, but things are still not going well for the Klatchians in Ankh-Morpork, and Vimes enlists a young Assassin to help sort things out. Mainly original characters, set just after Jingo.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sam Vimes
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Zwischen Abgrund und Schein by LesMisLoony reviews
Not everyone copes with loss as well as Cosette: she opens her heart to a pair of canaries, a strange gentleman, and a girl off the street while Marius does his best to shut himself away. Cosette's strange pet tries to pry him out of his unhealthy mental state with mixed results, and he slowly starts to believe that no one is what they seem. Rated for sex and violence.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,233 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
Whispers on the Wizardnet by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if the Wizardnet had already been developed on that fateful Halloween night? Completely AU, partly OOC, probably eventually magically handicapped or sick Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P.
Severus McGonagall by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Begins in Severus' and Lily's first year. McGonagall notices that Severus is abused and decides to adopt him. How will this change Severus', Lily's and Harry's life? AU, partly OOC, abused/sick!Severus, partly sick!Lily, SMLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,564 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts? How Serendipitous! by Nassy Nyrolian reviews
After Ferb receives his Hogwarts letter, Phineas, (a Muggle) becomes disheartened and stowes away in Ferb's suitcase to accompany him. After making a few friends and a few enemies, they learn of something odd with a Sorcerer's Stone. Ferb takes along Perry for his pet, and so Dr. Doofenshmirtz follows so Perry can foil his evil plot. Takes place during first book. Read and review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,250 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Phineas - Complete
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,244 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Other People's Pets by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Small Packages by GirlX2 reviews
Data is transferred to an android body that is essentially a four year old child. Takes place directly after 'Skin of Evil.'
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Second Shade Of Purple by hmmga reviews
Indigo Holmes and Violet Moriarty. The sociopath's daughter and the psychopath's niece. In a twist of fate they attend the same boarding school, and they soon discover that they have a lot more in common than their surnames suggest…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What Tangled Webs by Smenzer reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth goes to the Locker to rescue James and Will searches for a way to make his wife immortal. Includes Greek mythology and a few characters from Horatio Hornblower. Norribeth, some Will/Elizabeth. Adventure, monsters, humor.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N.
Secret of the Sith by Smenzer reviews
Set during Episode III. The Sith are powerful vampires and the Jedi Order has lost the secret of slaying them. Anakin becomes one to save Padme's life. What will the Jedi do? Anakin-Padme
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Wish Upon a Droid by Smenzer reviews
Luke is 8 years old and wishes he'd know his father. Then his wish is granted by Aphrodite. Vader gets the oppurtunity to know his son and get Padme back. Crossover with Hercules & Xena. Ani is a son of Zeus in this story.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,923 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
Little Monsters by Lucillia reviews
An alternate Sarek meets Amanda story. Sarek - not knowing what he's getting himself into - decides to teach at a Pre-school attached to the Elementary School Amanda teaches at. Amanda helps him deal with the little monsters he has to teach.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G.
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,369 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Grief Like Fear by Dream Painter reviews
When tragedy befalls Ron, he finds himself drowning in grief and unable to face his friends. But help can come from unlikely sources; and he isn't the only one who knows a thing or two about loss...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Ron W., Severus S.
I'm Sorry, Master by Smenzer reviews
A funny story where Anakin is a vampire and Obi-Wan tries to deal with this odd problem. If you like "Pranks" you'll like this.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,809 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Fake British Accents by randomqueenwilla reviews
Linda and I get transported into Harry Potter where Lockhart is a creep, Ron is unimportant, Snape has a pretty wand, Tea leaves foretell my death, and we find a psychotic diary to play with. Crack fic with hints at the original HP plot. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,813 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort
No Longer a Freak by liketoreadandwrite reviews
Sequel to The Boy Named Freak. Not being finished. If someone would like to finish it, then let me know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Daughter of a Riddle by CantLiveWithUCantLiveWithoutU reviews
Voldemort has a daughter, but Dumbledore cannot bear to see the child grow up in the hate filled world that Riddle lives in. So he arranges to take the child, and for her to live with the Weaslys. Things become complicated as Jamie learns her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,462 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - OC, Voldemort
Imagine the Face of Psyche: A 6th Doctor ShortTrip by That-Other-Doctor reviews
Set between "The Ultimate Foe" and "Time and the Rani". Imagine the face of Psyche, beautiful, ageless, timeless. Now imagine a face ten times as real, as tactile as the pristine designs of a butterfly wing. That was her. That was Peri.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2012 - 6th Doctor, Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Coalesced Matter by Mirror and Image reviews
Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Count Dooku - Complete
Backwards by lirio de amor reviews
Five years after the war ends, the Veil turns in on itself and spits out two children with adult memories...Both of whom demand to live with Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
There's More Room In A Broken Heart by Severus redeemed reviews
Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily's child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,828 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Eyes Closed Tightly by sheetamoon reviews
It was perfect, this family was precisely what he had been looking for. The worst sort of human lot he could think of. They all seemed normal and kind but he knew they hid behind a pleasant façade.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Untold Adventures: To Boldly Go by Vulcan Lily reviews
sequel to my Impossible Untold Adventures, 1st crossover in series. 10th duplicate & Rose now have their new TARDIS, when a certain Starship's warp signature interferes with the TARDIS, not to mention they have to find the lost TimeLords of this univers
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Spock, 10th Doctor Duplicate
Old, Old, Old Friends by Coseepo reviews
Eleven, Amy and Rory visit the year 1968, causing the Doctor to run into an old friend... who convinces him to let him go on one last adventure. No pairing. Please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, Ian C.
Stranger on Grimmauld Place by Shiny IvyLeaves reviews
Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. When a mysterious blue box appears dangerously close to Twelve Grimmauld Place, Sirius finds himself faced with something he never expected. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B., Remus L.
Just ask Voldie! by Khorale reviews
Various people mail Voldemort for advise. Interesting results shown.Slight Voldemort OOC. Letter Voldie for advise today! I'm sure he won't mind...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Robots of the Cybermen by Megamafan16 reviews
Two featured Words per chapter! While WordGirl enjoys a visit from the 2nd Doctor, Tobey finds himself being forced to work for mechanical beings called Cybermen! Can our heroes find him before the Cyber-plot reaches Cyber-fruition? Now complete!
Crossover - Doctor Who & WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - 2nd Doctor, Cyberman, WordGirl/Becky B., Tobey M. - Complete
Two Doctors by robspace54 reviews
Doctor Ellingham gets to treat an unexpected visitor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Doc Martin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,058 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - 10th Doctor, Doc Martin - Complete
Feeding Frenzy by Pitry reviews
They came alone, in pairs, in packs. They were relentless. They had only one thing in mind. Even the Doctor could not stop them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Minions - Complete
The Cat's Pyjamas by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry,6, transforms into a cat and friends Animagus Minerva. Together with Poppy, Remus, Severus etc, she takes him away from Dumbledore and his meddlings, to Kentucky. AU, OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, adoption/name!change. Magically handicapped!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Taken for Granted by Primsong reviews
A certain Captain finds Jo a lovely thing. Too bad.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Jo G., Mike Y. - Complete
The Clockwork Dreamer Sings Songs to the Stars by Shinyford reviews
The Doctor and Jamie meet an unexpected new acquaintance.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Jamie M., 2nd Doctor - Complete
Bowties, Hats and Paradoxes by Purple Butter reviews
The Eleventh Doctor gets an unexpected visitor in his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, 2nd Doctor - Complete
Q Too by Failcraft Heroes Society reviews
The very last time the Doctor and Q meet. A birthday drabble for a friend that slightly got away from me.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Q, 7th Doctor - Complete
The Apothecary Knows Best by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sev, Lily, and Harry are trying to live as a happy family, running an apothecary in Diagon Alley, after Lily divorced James years before. But James keeps trying to sabotage their relationship out of petty jealousy. AU, mild CP SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,187 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Demons Chase by K.Maca93 reviews
Due to a mysterious and strangely convenient accident in the Unseen University, Sam Vimes finds himself in a strange new world where a certain Doctor guards, the river isn't solid and the policemen wear, of all things, blue. Odd indeed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sam Vimes
The Boys Who Lived by Lucillia reviews
Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Cursed: Saga of the Outcast Pack by Snapegirlkmf reviews
What if James never saved Snape from Moony? But Lily tried, and both ended up bitten? Cast out and hunted, can Lupin, Sev, and Lily make a new life or are they doomed to be beasts forever? Can the strength of the heart triumph over bloodlust?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,776 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Severus S., Remus L.
unhappily ever after by An Author's Pen reviews
Oh here's a popular lie: marry your knight and forget the dragon. Crash, boom, um reality? -GinnyHarry, GinnyTom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by madeyemarauder reviews
Harry is inspired by his Grade 3 teacher to recognise the unfairness of prejudice. This leads him later on not to argue with the Sorting hat, so he gets placed in Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,779 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Justin F.
Something Wrong With Us by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Stuck in a daycare centre, Sherlock, for the first time, is bothered by the fact that neither he nor his brother are particularly normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Harry Potter Barely Features by Howrude reviews
A normal young woman becomes a teacher at Hogwarts, as evil starts mustering. But not everything is as clear as it seems. All constructive criticism welcome, actively encouraged.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,858 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Severus S. - Complete
Cracktastic by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Sherlock and John are accidentally very high. I am sorry. I've put all of my Sherlock fandom crack knowledge into this. Don't take it seriously. I just really need season two. Help.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 7,746 - Follows: 1,665 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATING WIP 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 363,443 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wrackspurt Effect by SOSwalt reviews
If you kill a butterfly in the past, you can drastically change the future. But what if instead you kill a butterfly, you become overcome by Wrackspurts? An idea changes, and something new is born.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P.
I Once Saw the Stars by An Author's Pen reviews
― simply to see them. First doctor drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - 1st Doctor - Complete
The Truth of the Matter by PandoraSilk reviews
An unfortunate potions accident leaves Harry free of inhibition and forced to tell the truth, no matter the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Dalek Invasion of Lexicon by Megamafan16 reviews
WordGirl finds herself face to face with a very strange, and very powerful force of evil: The Daleks! Can she stop their evil plans before it's too late? Will the Daleks find what their looking for? And Who is the 'Doctor? 1st in series!
Crossover - Doctor Who & WordGirl - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - 4th Doctor, Daleks, WordGirl/Becky B. - Complete
Where is my Dalek? by thehaikubandit reviews
A new take on Where is my cow? Inspired by #dalekbooks on twitter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Complete
Pulse by Firelye reviews
Harry and Severus thought once Voldemort died, they'd finally have the opportunity to live normal lives, preferably far away from each other. They couldn't have been more wrong. Apprentice fic, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,126 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Ouroboros by Ember Nickel reviews
In Parseltongue, there is no word for "end." Written from a Ten Names Game prompt and a lot creepier than my normal fare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Salazar S., Luna L. - Complete
Snuffles by wingnutdawn reviews
Albus finds a stray black dog wandering about Hogsmeade.He 'requests' Severus' help in looking after the poor creature.Will they manage to get along without too much trouble? Hey this is Snuffles and Snape. Chapter 30 up and Snuffles is PINK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,408 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Different Story by LenkaJeneva reviews
What if Voldemort wasn't defeated that fateful night? And no, it wasn't because Harry had died or anything, it was a bit more simple: Sirius was being his usual hot-headed self, and somehow convinced the Lily to let him take Harry out trick-or-treating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Professor's Discretion by Twelve Years in Azkaban reviews
The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,229 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Basilisk by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a healing gone wrong in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is now a Basilisk. Able to turn into a "Human Harry shaped" Basilisk from sunrise to sunset, he tries to keep this a secret. How long until his secret gets out and the panic begins?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Poppy P.
Where Dreams Come True by kw0414 reviews
Hermione's dream vacation is Severus' worst nightmare. Can their relationship survive a different kind of "magic"?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Curious Number Four by Mercia Dragonslayer reviews
The TARDIS throws the Doctor to Privet Drive, where the Doctor discovers something curious about that Number Four.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - 10th Doctor
The Scarlet Pimpernel and The 21st Century by Baroness Emma reviews
A mysterious event lands Sir Percy Blakeney in the 21st Century, and only one girl believes him and his story. Is Sir Percy ready for 2009? Is 2009 ready for Sir Percy?
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,822 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009
Magic and Babies Do Not Mix by deans42ndfreckle reviews
Harry Potter, age almost one, is on a mission! The task: get that stick-like thingy from daddy and find out how it works! Baby!Harry AU Lily/James Remus/Sirius Non-Death-Eater!Pettigrew
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P., James P.
The Thirteenth Floor by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Every hotel in New York has a floor that doesn't exist, hiding something the Doctor's only heard ghost stories about. With guests going missing, and all New York in danger, Ryan Murphy's first trip in the TARDIS might be a bumpy one. Episode 2 in a series
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Man Who Never Was by KLMeri reviews
After an encounter with a new race of beings, the Enterprise is less one member of its crew. The man can only be reclaimed if those who wish for his return can prove his value to them. Except there is a catch: no one remembers who he is. - COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,052 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Hobbit Stew by Naebody's Aunty reviews
A very hungry Bilbo Baggins spots something very tasty after a week of near-abstinence in the Elvenking's Halls, but getting his hands on it will not be as easy as he thinks ... UK English
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
This Fic Will Change Your Life! by Qoheleth reviews
A series of unrelated one-shots by several authors, each centering around one of the words in Douglas Adams's "dictionary of things there aren't words for yet - but there ought to be". Chapter 6: The Weasley twins go to Motspur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010
Green Eyes by Aroon reviews
OV Gruene Augen Harry's first year. Harry did not just lose some points in his first potion lesson, but also received detention. See what could have happen, when Severus became aware of some differences between Harry and his father James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,160 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Prisoner by King Rat reviews
The Master is captured on a primitive, but unusual planet. His escape is countered by a worthy adversary, and he happily awaits an even more worthy one. Crossover with Discworld.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - The Master, Carrot - Complete
A Case of Perspective by MimiK reviews
Two men came through the rift. How will Sherlock, John and the Torchwood team handle it? - a Sherlock/Torchwood/Les Mis crossover
Crossover - Les Miserables & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2011
A Discian in Ravenclaw by fringeperson reviews
oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Four and counting by Laume reviews
KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,341 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Time Lord's Hearts by Victoria LeRoux reviews
It's over. Everything Harry Potter knew was destroyed. But when a stranger offers him the chance to start over, to try it all again, he has no choice but to agree. Time Travel, Animagus Harry, Manipulative but not evil Dumbles.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
And Thou Shalt Be First by saiyanwizard reviews
The war for the wizarding world has ended, but one wizard has been cast into the shadows, still broken and in pain. He who was considered last in everything must now be put first, not only for his sake, but also for the sake of those who still care. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Albus D.
Of Fears Unknown by Captain MeraSparrow reviews
AU HPxPotC Norrington wakes up in a very strange place, filled with things he's been taught to fear, and others that he's never before encountered...and that aside, there's something very strange happening to him. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,926 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2006 - James N. - Complete
Break This Bittersweet Spell by StarryEyedReader reviews
what if Mr. Rochester was right? What if Jane was indeed a witch and her story was a mixture of Harry's childhood's misfortunes and Merope's sad youth? What would Mr. Rochester do if he found out? Would he react like Tom Riddle?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Eileen P.
Losing It by jd517 reviews
A pre-quel set 2 years before Martin comes to Portwenn, exploring the events that led him to leave surgery and abandon London
Doc Martin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,763 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Martin E. - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 266 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
An Unexpected Novel by Rayndrop reviews
No dragon or consulting detective can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it. Even if it's a silly, pointless fantasy novel. And after all, Sherlock is BORED. Oneshot; Sherlock reads "The Hobbit." ;
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Vulcans, Wizards, And Candy by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus Dumbledore is accidentally transported through space and time, to land on the Enterprise. Albus introduces Spock to sherbert lemons, and meets the Klingons. Minerva Mcgonagall will appear later, so will feature Minerva and Albus as a couple.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Spock, Albus D.
Singapore Enchantment by Smenzer reviews
Set during AWE. After James is stabbed by Bootstrap, Elizabeth manages to rescue him onto the Empress. But is the weird Singapore magic enough to save him, especially since she is the one who has to use it? James/Elizabeth. Norribeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Elizabeth S., James N.
King's Men by Smenzer reviews
Post OST. Barbossa finds himself serving the King again, except this time it's the Pirate King on a new quest for legendary treasure. And why does Elizabeth have a green jewel stuck in her hand? Jack, Groves, Gillette, Gibbs, Pintel, Ragetti, Scrum, etc.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hector B., Elizabeth S.
Chain Letter by Smenzer reviews
Will is annoyed that Elizabeth spends times with James, so he creates a chain letter to keep the Commodore busy. He never dreamed how the madness would spread across Port Royal. Will/Elizabeth, James/Elizabeth. Comedy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Will T., James N.
Fire by Lucillia reviews
Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Sikdungi by vands88 reviews
Crack!Fic. What happens when the TARDIS lands in the middle of PPTH and the two fandoms collide? House/Cameron also 10/Rose and others House: Set during s1. DW: Set during s4. an old story that I forgot to upload here - sorry!
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Into Lspace by unseenu reviews
The ninth doctor encounters a TARDIS built with Discworld tech by the wizards of Unseen University,this story takes place after 'Rose' but before the doctor went back and said "Oh and did I mention it also travels in time"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rincewind - Complete
Severus' Rose Year 1 by WrittenWord1 reviews
It's back! A new formulation of the story I started awhile ago. Snape discovers that "The Girl Who Lived" is his daughter. Will loosely follow the books, but the premise will disrupt canon quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
We're Taking Over Revisited by Lilunamesonks reviews
Voldemort and the Death Eaters, that is, if they were incredibly dim-witted and concocted plans labeled A through Z to destroy Harry Potter, with Snape there to half-heartedly attempt to thwart their attempts. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Odd Art by theflashisgone reviews
The Doctor finds some very dangerous looking art for sale in a gallery.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Daleks
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Snakes and Skulls by Black-fire Phoenix Wings reviews
John leaves for a half an hour, what could possibly go wrong? A snake in the flat, a terrified Harry, and more problems to come, perhaps? They can all get through this, though, right? After all they are a... family, aren't they?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Trust Me by shoot-the-moon13 reviews
AU. 12 year old Harry is living with the Dursleys. Severus Snape happens to pass by while Harry’s getting yelled at, and interferes. A little misguided Dumbledore... child abuse/neglect. HPSS. Not slash. Please review! It only takes a few seconds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Baby oh Baby by Eyes will roll reviews
When Tonks gets hit with a spell while at a meeting the Impossible happens to her she becomes 2 years old. What will Remus and Sirius do about this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Reviewing Severus Snape by aimoon reviews
Severus Snape finds that student reviews of his teaching leave something to be desired. This leads to other problems with desire. Adult Hermione. SSHG. EWE? WIP. No acronyms in the actual story. That last sentence a lie B.T.W
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The House Which Time Forgot Sirius Business by VictorianChik reviews
The summer after rescuing Sirius from execution, Harry finds himself back at Snape's small house with a whole different bunch of problems and tough decisions to make. Warning: spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,991 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Curious Case of Uncle House by TheSleepingDragons2144 reviews
HPXHouse crossover. When an outbreak hits both Muggles and magic folk alike in London, Ginny calls upon her mentor to help solve the case, where new mysteries begin to unfold.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ginny W., G. House
Ctrl Z by Lady Yate-xel reviews
Season 6B/Slash An accident results in Jamie suffering a partial Cyber-conversion. In between work sorting out a faulty timeline for the CIA, the Doctor employs specialists from all of time and space to reverse the damage done to his companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2011 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M.
Hermione's Son by FirstYear reviews
Hermione,devastated during the Battle of Hogwarts, leaves wounded and alone. Taking years to mentally and physically heal,she must make peace with not only herself, but a son she never wanted and was unable to face until circumstances made it necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,426 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Beauty's in the Eye by robspace54 reviews
A series of adventures in Port Wenn tended to by Doctor Martin Ellingham, who is beset by an unusal combination of cases.
Doc Martin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,967 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Doc Martin, Louisa G. - Complete
Filling the Void by goldencompass reviews
Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,002 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
There and Back Again by Hannah-1888 reviews
Sequel to 'The Land of Might-Have-Been' and 'Pack Clouds Away.' Severus and Hermione ponder on the reality of their lives and wonder what more there might be. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,520 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Give me a place to stand by SarahBelle reviews
The Trousers of Time have many legs, and they're supposed to remain seperate. Supposed being the word here. But then, certain movers and shakers of worlds don't much care for the rules, and a certain hopper between the stitches can't be having with this.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - GrannyWeatherwax, Mustrum Ridcully
Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he's going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas? Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,354 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Three Snakes and a Lion by Kingsdaughter613 reviews
Harry is going to Hogwarts, but he's not going alone. With his cousin Dudley,a friend named Tom,and a mysterious amnesiac named Salazar only one thing is certain. Hogwarts will never be the same!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,111 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Dudley D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry's Rejection Letter by Manchester reviews
Harry Potter actually manages to reply to Professor McGonagall's letter inviting him to Hogwarts for his first year. It just wasn't what that witch was expecting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Untouchable Rose by LawlessRuthlessHeartless reviews
A quiet afternoon in the library for Hermione? I think not. Hermione is kidnapped by Lucius as bait for Harry, and Voldemort isn't exactly planning to let her go- ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Flashback by Dream Painter reviews
Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through... together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Non Temetis Messor by Lulu-fifi reviews
Death is mildly bothered, in his sub-realm a boy didn't die when he should have, but due to inter-dimensional lag, the boy is now 16. So Death sends his Granddaughter to investigate. How will she cope with correcting this error in an unfamiliar world?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Draco M., Susan Sto Helit
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4852 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fatherdaughter lunch by Rincer of Winds reviews
When Death invites Susan to a fatherdaughter lunch and Rincewind shows up, things get interesting quickly. Rincewind is once again living in interesting times!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Rincewind
Reluctant Comfort by ShirouHokuto reviews
The Doctor isn't quite up to snuff for the Master's latest caper. Pure fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - [3rd Doctor, The Master] - Complete
A Potions Induced Advent's Time by Healer Pomfrey reviews
A Potions accident in Harry's seventh Hogwarts year leaves Headmistress McGonagall and Deputy Headmaster Snape as toddlers. Unfortunately, no one but Harry has time to care for them. Completely AU, partly OOC, de-aging... An Advent's Calendar story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,738 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Student by fringeperson reviews
What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Secret Santa by moonbeamsanddaydreams reviews
The Order has organized a Secret Santa. Whoever has Remus is leaving a mystery to solve. Will he figure is out? Who doen't love a confused Remus? Cute and fluffy. Trying my hand at a multi-chapter fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Atlas Shrugged and the Philosopher's Stone by autopolydidact reviews
Dagny Taggart gets an owl from Hogwarts. Meanwhile, both the United States government and Voldemort are gaining power.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Atlas Shrugged - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010
Of Dances and Death Eaters by IsOkayGood reviews
Lily Evans needs a date to the Christmas Ball; the problem? She's torn between a pale Slytherin Potions genius and a Gryffindor Quidditch Captain. Who will she choose? SS/LE JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Just Another White Christmas by CeliaEquus reviews
The sequel to "Black as Black as Black". Hermione and Phineas are ready to shock her friends with their magical return to life. And it's just in time for Christmas! Disclaimer: I own nothing you recognise, but you already kneow that, didn't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - [Hermione G., Phineas Nigellus] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Sea Faring Wizards by phoenixtears07 reviews
Two curses collided, resulting in the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord Voldemort stuck centuries in the past. Now, Harry and Tom must reluctantly team up against a crew of immortal zombie skeletons in hopes of finding a way home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P.
Wrap Rage by wingnutdawn reviews
Well it looks like Albus finally got his wish. Severus is getting into the spirit of Christmas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Severus S., Albus D.
Purity by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione receives a shock in Potions class one day, when she discovers her true parentage. It changes her life forever... but for the worse? Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Little Wizard by adodcefa reviews
The Dursley’s don’t want baby Harry Potter so the abandon him in front of the TARDIS but they didn’t know that it is the TARDIS . Sarah Jane and the Doctor 4th find him. Will they keep him? Harry Potter Doctor who crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sarah Jane S.
Rise of the Riddles by Mrs. Vega reviews
Sequel to Son of the Dark Lord. Please read SDL before this, or things won't make sense. This is following Harry's second year at Hogwarts. Rated T just in case. COMPLETE - EDITED 2/21
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,122 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In The Genes by Alice Day reviews
A consulting detective and a diagnostician from Princeton must reluctantly join forces to solve a mystery that threatens them both. Moriarty never expected this...
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - G. House, Sherlock H.
Broomsticks and Babysitting by Sugar Peaches reviews
When called away on business, Severus Snape is forced to leave his three year old daughter in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione for a week. Will the trio be able to handle the little tyke, or will they never want to babysit ever again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,011 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fair Trade by Laume reviews
The disappearance of one Harry Potter has consequences for several people, not in the least, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 316 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Weirdest Christmas Ever by Zombie Reine reviews
Hermione is at a Christmas Party being held at the Burrow. Everyone has gone completely bonkers and she is stuck under the mistletoe with Voldemort. What is a poor girl to do? Early Christmas Present to Everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
You'll Be a Man, My Son by callensensei reviews
After the jail disaster in "Gilligan Goes Gung Ho," someone offers Gilligan both advice and a confession.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Candy Names by LAB Rats reviews
It was a Christmas Present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
When The Bough Breaks by Alice Day reviews
Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Severus S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Professor Death? by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT DRABBLE. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Susan Sto Helit wasn't pleased to learn that her grandfather was taking interest again, but when she got the job of keeping an eye on things so that he wouldn't shirk the Duty again, she found she couldn't blame him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Making Ends Meet by Night Monkey reviews
An intergalactic recession strikes, and even the Daleks aren't immune. How do they continue their efforts to exterminate the last of the Time Lords when they're strapped for cash?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Daleks - Complete
Master Potions Master Professor Sir! by Dream Painter reviews
Curious why the little elf seems so loyal to Snape, Harry asks her. This is Hana's story. AU Companion piece to Perfectus Memoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Full Moon by His Lil' Half-Blood Princess reviews
Severus was just being curious. He didn't know Lupin was at the bottom of that tunnel. He didn't know that his life was at risk. He certainly didn't know that he would lose his humanity that full moon. AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Care and Keeping of Your Time Lord by Spoofmaster reviews
Set after the events of The Sound of Drums and Last of the Time Lords. The Doctor finds a somewhat...unconventional...way to "keep" the Master onboard his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Compassion by Lucillia reviews
There are a few times that the Master has had a small modicum of compassion for his fellow beings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - The Master - Complete
The Starship of the Seven Windows by Qoheleth reviews
Dedicated to anyone else who has had the misfortune to require a new computer during the past year. And they though the Iconian probe was bad...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - J. Picard, Data - Complete
Snatches of a Manic Scarf by Primsong reviews
A collection of drabbles for the eclectic Fourth Doctor and his companions. Would you like a jelly baby?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - 4th Doctor
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Awaiting by Flavinette reviews
She is tired of her life, she needs a challenge. She needs her angel, but will he still be there after all this time? Oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Helpful Portrait by CeliaEquus reviews
A visit to an art gallery sparks an unusual friendship, that turns to something more, and leads to an early defeat of Voldemort. What fun! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor do I own the challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Colin C., Merope G.] - Complete
Frid and Perry by Marlicat reviews
Perenelle Flamel was climbing a mountain. Fridwulfa was a giantess who liked to get to know her dinner. It didn't happen often, but it happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Perenelle F., Fridwulfa - Complete
Aliens in the Backyard by Raven Aorla reviews
Calvin is really, really good at attracting attention from aliens. Usually Hobbes merely bears this, but now he has a reason to call for help, and a certain blue police box makes an appearance in a forested suburb in Ohio. Unrequited Martha/10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
221A Baker Street by Avi Muin reviews
Yet another enigmatic post-war Veteran and his adopted son might be just what Sherlock needs to deflate his overblown ego. ONESHOT till further notice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 171 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
A Tale of Two Doctors by House Calls reviews
Two men - both sure of their own brilliance - meet one snowy Christmas Eve day. Chapter 3 is up at last!
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House
But For A Dog by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Severus tells how his life took a very different path because he had two best friends-one was Lily and the other a collie. Severus-centric, will have Harry in later chapters.Features loyal and fierce Lily! AU!SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,427 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter Runs Away & Meets Adrienne Elly by etherian reviews
A gift for acelly for being the 1000th review on my story Nobody Cared. Harry can't sleep one night & runs away to the hospital for help. When Harry disappears, our Potions Master is sent to investigate. One shot COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
From One Doctor, to the Next by Amazing Bluie reviews
The fourth Doctor takes Sarah Jane Smith and Harry Sullivan to a human doctor. Why? Because he's sick. But it's not just this version of him that's here sick... It's EVERY regeneration! "Meet me, me, me, me, me..."
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sarah Jane S., G. House - Complete
Living the Bad Ass Way by kyaru-chan reviews
There is more than one way to learn magic, and more than one place to learn it in. When an unexpected death occurs, Death himself encounters Harry Potter and takes pity on him. From a life of neglect, Harry forms bonds he never thought possible...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 276 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P.
For a Reindeer by CeliaEquus reviews
The one-shot sequel to "You're the One". Severus must carve a different kind of animal this year. How far will he go to fulfil his daughter's Christmas wish? Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] OC - Complete
Counting Magpies by Awdures reviews
...or Doctors as the case might be.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/10/2010
Current Crisis at Hogwarts by Lady Lanera reviews
Written as a response to Jan AQ's challenge "Healthy Eating and Exercise is Key" over at potionsAndSnitches. The Ministry interferes with Hogwarts as the students start to become obese. Set during Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Accident by Kirsti-Lee reviews
A terrible accident leaves Harry incapacitated and alone. With no living relatives left, who will the boy grow to trust and depend upon? Char. Death, mentions of abuse, Severus-mentors-Harry-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unsteady Feet by Settiai reviews
Sometimes the Doctor should listen to his own advice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Published: 9/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
A Big Heart Doth Not a Loving Giant Make by CeliaEquus reviews
"He's so... tiny," she whispered. It broke Fridwulfa's heart to give up her family. Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Fridwulfa, Rubeus H. - Complete
At First Sight by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
During the reconstruction of Hogwarts, Madam Pince notices Filch hanging around a former student and vows to win him back using any means possible. OneShot. Written for the Autocomplete Me Challenge in the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2010 - I. Pince, Argus F. - Complete
Hagrid's Mistake, Teachers' Bet & Harry's Benefit by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry did not find the entrance to platform nine and three quarters? Completely AU... A First of September drabble...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Death and the Doctor by Ben Stiebel reviews
Dr. Who has a near death experience while Death has a near Dr. Who experience.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Death - Complete
Smooching Up to Bertie by CeliaEquus reviews
Bertie is the newest Dementor, and he's out to help the Light win the war. He will do this the only way he knows how... For the Seven Kisses Challenge! Usual disclaimers apply. Join me on this journey of madness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Nagini, Voldemort - Complete
One Day More Review Style by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
A parody of "One Day More" as it might appear in a fanfiction . net review.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
How Do YOU Eat Your Oreo Cookies? by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
How do the characters of Harry Potter eat their oreos and what does it say about them? You'll never look at an oreo the same way again. R&R! Chapter 17 up! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,489 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Murder on the What? by CeliaEquus reviews
On the train journey to London, Hermione dreams, and tells Crookshanks all about it. But what brought it on? And what will happen next? For the Hogwarts Express Challenge. No romantic pairing in this one. Usual disclaimers apply, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Crookshanks, Hermione G. - Complete
Switching Wizards by Lupa Dracolis reviews
As Sirius falls through the veil, Rincewind escapes Death yet again...how he does it, only the Lady knows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sirius B., Rincewind - Complete
The Wait by CeliaEquus reviews
A secret admirer has sent Severus some opera tickets. But will things work out, or will hearts be broken? Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
War Is Over by Gradual.Descent reviews
It was many years ago that Albus Dumbledore confessed to a young Harry Potter that all he desired was a rather delightful pair of fluffy socks. With Voldemort vanquished for a final time, Albus is presented with a Christmas that could just best ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Albus D. - Complete
You're the One by CeliaEquus reviews
For the Marauder's Era challenge created by EmeraldFlower. Severus makes one last, desperate attempt to earn Lily's forgiveness. Will he succeed? And what does her secret obsession have to do with it? AR, and probably OOC. Know what? I really don't care.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
A Doctor Who Prank by RebeccaRoy reviews
Sirius Black really should learn not to prank Severus Snape, especially with Daleks, yes pranking Severus Snape with Daleks is a always a bad idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
A Pair of Half Moon Spectacles by ScribbleWorld reviews
Right after defeating Quirrel and Voldemort in Harry's first year, he wakes up very confused. What if he'd had just a bit more physical strength left in him? Warning: totally random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
You Owe Them Nothing by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione and Severus are talking about his relationship with the Malfoys, a subject which leads to a startling revelation for the former Death Eater. EWE. I don't own anything you recognise, as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Benevolent Punishment by Mother of Tears reviews
Two years after the war, a dissatisfied Muggle science teacher wonders why he has gaps in his memory. Miles away, a young woman awakes from a two year coma with no memory at all. Alternate ending to the Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Good of the Many by PikaForce reviews
...outweighs the good of the one! A collection of drabbles mainly based around everyday situations on the Enterprise, with Kirk, Spock and Bones in the starring roles. I'll include other characters regularly as well. ABSOLUTELY NO SLASH. Review!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010
Harry's Head of House by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Harry had a different Head of House in spite of being sorted into Gryffindor? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,041 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away by Titania Took reviews
... if well aimed. Very short cracky piece in which the Daleks take this to heart.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Rescue on Halloween by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Voldemort announces his plan concerning the Potters to the Death Eaters of his inner circle on the day before Halloween. What if Severus Snape decides to interfere? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Lily, maybe sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
sorry for the anonymity by stolensails reviews
He was a proud freak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Voldemort
Young Sam's Teacher by Temporal Austenite reviews
Sybil is looking for someone to teach Young Sam, and has brought Sam to interview everyone's favorite teacher...Susan! This is a one-shot of the interview. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes - Complete
Bloody Stupid Johnson's Apprentice by Temporal Austenite reviews
He had to have one, right? It's very short, and a one-shot. I don't know what else to say. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson - Complete
Something There by SiriusMarauderFan reviews
While anonymously writing to each other, Sirius Black and Severus Snape find that they may have more in common than they thought. But what will happen when they find out who they've been writing to? NOT slash. Written for xxGrimxLullaby's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S.
A World of Possibilities by WhiteFerrets reviews
What if Harry shook Draco's hand in Philsopher's Stone? Well, the possibilities are endless. / Drabble collab. AU. For the "What If?" challenge on HPFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Banana Experiment by paper.creations reviews
He poked it, prodded it, sniffed it, licked it, licked the table under it and even drew a quite complicated sketch of the object of examination. His subject was a banana. Quite possibly the most perfect banana he'd ever seen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Dazed and Confused by wencharella reviews
When Sirius Black catches the super contagious Snorfpox, he's sent off to quarantine in the Hospital Wing. Unfortunately, he finds himself sharing the quarantine ward with fellow Snorfpox victim and sworn enemy Severus Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Things That Never Were by Kerr Avonsen reviews
It's a bit hard to believe that something doesn't exist when it's threatening to kill you. Written for the Multiverse 2008 challenge.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 8th Doctor - Complete
Bouncing by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Tigger meets someone. Crack!fic. You can blame this on lack of sleep, and the words "hyperactive ferret".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dumbledor's Favorite Book by RodentFace reviews
In Harry's second year, he gives Dumbledor socks for Christmas. Dumbledor tells Harry his favorite three books. The entire point is to be goofy. But Dumbledor would totally read those books if he were real.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Nargles, Wrackspurts, and Their Dips by JustYourAverageWitch reviews
What would happen if Luna Lovegood walked into a Mexican fast food restaurant? Made for the Fast Food Challenge. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Luna L. - Complete
House Guests by Qoheleth reviews
Ever wonder which member of the Enterprise crew would end up in which house? Well, wonder no more.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Shield Her, Shield Sweet Hermione by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione has dark plans of revenge against the man who has conquered the wizarding world. A dark fic; not gruesome, but definitely non-canon and OOC. It has excerpts of the gothic poem "Christabel", by Coleridge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] - Complete
Seeking Lethe by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Some people go a long way for a drink.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Paperwork by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Of Vogons: "They wouldn't even lift a finger... without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters." 2006
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 7th Doctor - Complete
Anaesthesia by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Some things are better forgotten - aren't they? 9th Doctor, pre-"Rose".
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Rag Week by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In British universities Rag Week is an excuse for the students to make nuisances of themselves importuning people for money and performing daft and dangerous stunts. This is the Unseen University version. Expanding on bare bones of story in the canon.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - The Librarian, The Bursar - Complete
Perfectus Memoria by Dream Painter reviews
All Harry wanted was a few happy memories of his parents, yet, when he fails in the attempt, it might very well cost his life. Answer to the Potions Poisoning Challenge by Jan AQ on Potions and Snitches. Chapter 14 rewritten and revised as of 12/30/12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,005 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Muggleville by Jan-AQ reviews
With a strange potion, new location and the odd Muggle Studies Professor along for the ride, Harry's in for an interesting summer but why is Snape here? Dumbledore had better pray he gets all three back in one piece! Humor Angst NoMarySuesNoRomanceNoSlash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,411 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Inspector Calls by Hannah-1888 reviews
Educational reform was not welcome to Professor Snape, and it most certainly wasn't welcome in the form of Hermione Granger! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,256 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Convincing Harry by SylvaDragon reviews
It's Harry's first term at Hogwarts, and he is a little confused about one or two things, much to Albus' amusement and Minerva's fury. A humourous slightly insane story about Harry, Albus, and Minerva, blame the plot bunnies. Hints of MMADness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Basic Training by Ster J reviews
Ch. 1: Spock is bored with the menu at Starfleet Academy—until he discovers "meetloaf." Ch. 2: Greater love hath no Peep than to lay down its life for its own.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Spock - Complete
The Prophecy by XxXTheNamelessOneXxX reviews
AU Voldy puts a spell on Hogwarts and whoever says 'the prophecy' in one sentence, is condemmed to respond with 'according to the prophecy' after every sentence or so. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tom Riddles Time! by Anachronistic Anglophile reviews
Based off of a tragic summary that I saw in Just In. Apparently it was about people traveling back to 'Tom Riddle's time', but the lack of apostrophe and capital R made it 'Tom riddles time', which made me laugh so hard I had to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Guitar Hero: Spock Edition by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Oneshot. All was quiet on the Enterprise, until a certain Spock decided to play a game...Based off the Guitar Hero commercial.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Tell me a Story by Slytherin Head reviews
AU! Severitus. A sleepy Harry wants to hear a story. "Tell me about when you first fell in love with…"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Semaförekompanie by PotassiumNickelIron reviews
The Smoking GNU find something better to do with their lives, only to waste it. Pity. Silly Terry Pratchett thing I did thinking about electronic music while reading Guards, Guards! Enjoy. Set Post-Going Postal, Pre-Making Money
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Angua - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Brewing of Cheering Concoctions and Cocoa by LivingInTheClouds reviews
Professor Severus Snape has found himself in a rather bad position. He has suddenly been called away for personal busines, and there is only one person who can take his potions class for the week... Albus Dumbledore. Heaven help them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Something in the Husband in Spaaace! by Primsong reviews
Ian Chesterton takes an unexpected trip.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Ian C., Barbara W. - Complete
Coincidences by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Due to an outbreak of the Mermaid measles, the Heads of House have to check on their students, who live in Muggle environments, during the summer holidays. Someone has to check on Harry. Set after 5th year, completely AU, abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Ironic Conversation by Artemis Decibal reviews
Severus will meet his future in-laws for the first time supposedly and he's nervous as hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One Day Like This by Hannah-1888 reviews
After suffering a setback, Hermione finds her life heading in a different direction. SS/HG, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rat Experiences by Healer Pomfrey reviews
After receiving the map from the twins, Harry falls ill and has much time to study it. Just a little drabble, set in Harry's third Hogwarts year. Completely AU, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Woman Who Lived by aimoon reviews
Harry must cope with his mother's celebrity, and the secrets his parents keep. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Time on Privet Drive by Antigone's Sister reviews
The Dursleys have new neighbours. Strange neighbours. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Landings by LemonBubble reviews
I dunno, I wrote this at 1:30am, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Look For Connections by Rayndrop reviews
She remembers there was a time before frizzy red hair and bright yellow school buses. She doesn't remember much about it, but she knows it existed. She knows HE existed. She waits in this time and this body, and she tries to remember who she used to be.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Romana III - Complete
The Tattered Man by Aurette reviews
I was once asked to write a Marriage Law Challenge fic by someone who loves a sad tale. This short story is it. Angst, Character Death. Tissues recommended. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ramona and the Blue Box by Primsong reviews
The Doctor finds himself in for an interesting afternoon when he and Romana land on Klickitat Street. Or was it Ramona? A lighthearted crossover with the classic Beverly Cleary series, including Ribsy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ramona Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - 4th Doctor, Ramona Q. - Complete
Cerberus by Chiimeriical reviews
She realized, in retrospect, that coming up with pet names for one's teacher was not the best way to spend an evening. Especially when those pet names had a tendency to slip out unintentionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nine month packages by rhapsodybree reviews
Cindy Lou Who’s plan to take over as Mayor-Who hit a slight obstacle or four. A tale of Cindy Lou and the Grinch.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Cindy Lou W., The Grinch - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,275 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sugar For Severus Snape by Anniely reviews
Why does Severus drink his coffee without sugar every single morning? And what does Hermione have to do with it all? One-Shot. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Les Miserables 2: Back To The Barricade by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Probably the worst musical farce of all time! Twenty-five years after Les Miserables, the thoroughly direspected Marius travels back in time to the barricade to prove his worth. INSANITY ENSUES. And many, many songs.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Marius, Cosette
The Essay Snowball by aimoon reviews
Snape's grading is out of control. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Photo by aimoon reviews
He would have paid for it, only he did not want witnesses. Too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Laps by EmRose92 reviews
James Kirk having a bad day, and his two best friends' relentless bickering drives him over the edge. After a massive blowout, he retreats to one of the Enterprise's pools to swim out his frustrations. But McCoy refuses to let him swim alone. NO Slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Son of the Dark Lord by Mrs. Vega reviews
What if Voldemort's attack on Lily and James was to get his son back? Rated T just in case. COMPLETE - EDITED 2/21
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,031 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Eccentric Ideas by snails-on-the-french-riviera reviews
Not to be taken seriously. Lucius and Harry end up in Mossflower via some weird trick of magic. now, they must work together to get home, but that may be easier said than done.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010
Dismantle the Sun by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Ronald is the love of her life and with him, Hermione has two children and the third is on the way. Aleia is a wife of convenience because once, Severus almost died alone. But convenience does not seem enough for him any more when tragedy strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Maybe Things Can Change by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Very similar to Coming to Care, but without the continuations. I originally drafted the two at the same time. Sick!Harry. Severus taking care of him. Bonding. A little sappy. Mild swearing. Reference to child abuse/neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where's Perry? by QueenOfSparrabeth reviews
One of Severus's potions goes wrong. . . Crack!fic, not intended to be taken seriously, no flames please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Personal Question by chaini reviews
McCoy is having doubts about his careers effects on his daughter Joanne. These doubts lead him to ask Spock a slightly personal Question. Could Spocks answer put the doctors doubts to rest. A oneshot about friendship and parenting.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Last Resort for a Muggle by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Petunia observes six-year-old Harry being abused by Vernon and decides to somehow take Harry to the magical world. Will she succeed? Rating because of mentioning of abuse. Completely AU, partly OOC, set before Hogwarts, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Please Enter Code by LaughingForever reviews
A hospital, Bluetooth, and Death. review?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Death - Complete
What Ho, Snape by Gannet reviews
Crossover with the Harry Potter universe - “Voldie, old chap,” Wormtail told me one bright July morn, “Voldie, old chap, I need your help.”.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
A Broken Man by Tallis37 reviews
Lucius Malfoy is a broken man. The Puppet Figurehead of The Wizarding World, prone to bouts of depression, self neglect, ravings and dark despairs. Can Hermione rescue him? 5 years after DH, AU Non-Canon.LM/HG First attempt at Fan Fiction.Slow updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
The Tale of No by Battle of Lissa reviews
Very tiny, precocious, and prone to trouble, No has come to Hogwarts. And Severus and Hermione find life as they’ve known it thrown out the window. August '09 Featured Story on The Petulant Poetess. Canon to DH, but EWE. SSHG drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Perfection by Gothgirlreid reviews
Am I under arrest?" How exactly did Owlswick Jenkins end up in the Tanty?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Dumbledore's Discombob by DianeB reviews
HBP movie. Slughorn allowed Dumbledore to take that knitting magazine from the Muggle house, didn't he? The scene was clearly played for laughs; no doubt Slughorn put a Confundus charm on the Muggles. Well, he *intended to,* anyway. Oh, well...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Best Birthday Present by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Instead of Hagrid, Dumbledore sends Severus Snape to hand Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter on his eleventh birthday. However, Snape travels a few hours later than Hagid did in canon... with consequences. Completely AU, Snape partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Castle Coffee Consequences by aimoon reviews
Hermione has a coffee problem, and then other problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Help in Hufflepuff by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Professor Sprout is ill, but this doesn't prevent her from caring for her little badgers. Or do they have to reverse the roles? Just a little, fluffy drabble. Completely AU, sick!Pomona Sprout. Set in Harry Potter's second Hogwarts year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2010 - P. Sprout, Poppy P. - Complete
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by Lady Doral reviews
After the war, Harry has gone mad with power, even threatening his two best friends. Love springs up when Hermione and Ginny are sent to a safe house and are forced to live as muggles with two of the most dangerous wizards they know. R&R HG/SS, GW/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
On Friendship by EmRose92 reviews
One night after performing a difficult surgery on James Kirk yet again, the thoughts that Leonard McCoy has tried his best to subdue rise to the surface with the help of some late night brandy. And Spock is the one that is there to listen.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Surprising the Master by mybuddyhollylook reviews
Watson uses his deduction skills to uncover the mystery of January the sixth.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Dumbledore's New Plan by Dragon Soarer reviews
When Harry is once again in Dumbledore's office at the end of the year, Dumbledore has to leave urgently and Harry is left alone in the office... to find Dumbledore's laptop, and all the Severitus stories it contains. A short Severitus parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
March Hares and Mock Turtles by Night Monkey reviews
A mysterious and utterly irrelevant stranger drops a white rabbit off on the Mad Hatter’s doorstep. He falls in love with the spastic creature, but has no food for such an animal. So off to the pet store he goes!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
I Wish, I Wish by wellyuthink reviews
Abandoned in the wilds of northen England, lost and alone, Harry stumbles across a small town and discovers a street called Spinners End...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Sheepy Advent's Calendar by Healer Pomfrey reviews
On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys'. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent's calendar story. AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,508 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Magic Santa on Privet Drive by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Santa visits the Dursleys on Christmas day and insists on giving a present to a five-year-old Harry Potter. Completely AU, Severus very OOC, sick!Harry. Just a small fairy-tale for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rewriting the Tale by Lucillia reviews
Sequel to A Small Tale from the Grand Epic Called History. This is the story where Thomas James Black - usually called Tom - with the help of Alastor Moody tries change the future for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Stars that Make Up the Night Sky by HpFanficFan reviews
The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer." SickHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Seven Projects of B S Johnson by Virtuella reviews
The title says it all, really.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - "Bloody Stupid" Johnson - Complete
Saving Her by CeliaEquus reviews
When Professor Snape saved Hermione from Krum, could he finally tell her his feelings? My first one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Mairin Says the Magic Word by Kailin reviews
Mairin shows the first signs of magic at an inopportune time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tug by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Twining by dragondreamingsprout reviews
Harry liked green. Green and silver. Green and silver tinsel, all over Snape's couch. And the Potions Master in not impressed. But then he wasn't in the best mood to begin with. Christmas fic for P&S' fic fest
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Menagerie by Bil reviews
Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Forced Confessions by Scorpia710 reviews
A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape’s storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Entrant in the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3889 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Rescued by Santa by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Petunia takes Dudley to visit Santa at the department store. Unfortunately, she has to take Harry as well, and Santa insists on having Harry sit on his lap as well. Completely AU, sick!Harry. Just a little drabble for the Christmas season.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Hope and Glory by Hannah-1888 reviews
A series of not-so-chance meetings give Severus and Hermione something to talk about. Sequel to 'Bricks and Mortar.' SS/HG EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,056 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One More Time by Curuchamion reviews
The Thirteenth Doctor explains something to Sarah Jane. Warning - utter crackfic... or is it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Sinking Feeling by wellyuthink reviews
Harry, once again, forgets to look before he leaps. Written for the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Book 8: Potassium Potter and the Redox Reaction by larrythestapler reviews
Potassium was destined to give off 1 electron, and thus the ionic wizards called him, "The Giving One." Is Lord Iodine a perfect math with his 7 valence electrons? Read to see if there was really a redox reaction between them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Baby at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Hermione and Severus, both teachers at Hogwarts after the war, are being forced to get some fresh air during the summer holidays and find a baby on the doorstep of Hogwarts. What to do with the orphan? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly very fluffy. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,861 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the Gribbler by J A McCollough reviews
The newly regenerated 12th doctor sets off to meet Marilyn Monroe. But gets the co-ordinates a little off... way off.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009
A New Beginning by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Dumbledore and Harry looked in disbelief at the figure on the floor in front of them. It was not an evil wizard's dead body but the naked figure of a baby. AU from fight at Ministry, partly OOC, childfic. A Snape mentors Harry and Tom story. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Interlude by Shiroiyuki3 reviews
What happens when Snape goes to visit the one person he never wished to see again? Rated T for some language and mature themes. One shot wonder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
The Spaces, Between by oftimeandspace reviews
Seven years, seven encounters, and a girl and a man trying to understand what it all meant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Blue Stocking Thing by JustJeanette reviews
In Response to the REGENCY CHALLENGE on WIKTT. A Regency story Hogwarts style: In which Miss Granger is finally given her book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Flaming Chickens by TatraMegami reviews
Complete AU of second year with lots of crack. What would happen if Harry traded transfiguration text books with Ginny right after they got home from Diagon Alley? Flaming chickens, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
One more hour by Ruthless reviews
FINALLY COMPLETE! As Harry enters the final stages of a plan to kill himself someone races against the clock to find him. Can they find and pull Harry back from the edge? Please R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ophelia, or Not Ophelia by BreadQueen42 reviews
Professor Snape finds a piece of parchment with something intriguing and somewhat alarming written on it. What happens when he confronts the student? Not a romantic fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Change in Fates by sprite.isn't.lemonade reviews
AU. How would things be different if Lily had been in Slytherin and Snape had been in Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,020 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Hard Sell by piefaced reviews
Every banker encounters the hard sell. This was Moist's turn. Moist/the witches gen
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Moist von L., GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10657 - Favs: 6,063 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Late Night Recovery by N. Forest reviews
Sequel to 'Hermione's Sleeping Problems'. Hermione can't deal with having no time to read and decides to use stimulants to help her stay up later. Professor Snape helps her get overcome the problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,618 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by Lily Elizabeth Snape reviews
Revised. Harry, Hermione, and Draco find they have much in common...their disturbing home lives. Along with a professor, the three help one another overcome their demons. Hermione's mum's dead and her father blames her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,922 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sun is Often Out by Hannah-1888 reviews
Hermione, eager to return to all things academic, accepts a teaching post at Hogwarts where her love of learning opens her eyes to many things, including what it means to truly love someone. SS/HG fluff, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,023 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Represent the Wizzards by aotearoan reviews
Discworld's Rincewind crashes into the Council of Elrond and Does Not Volunteer to join the Fellowship. One-shot. Lord of the Rings Discworld crossover. Honourable mention MEFA awards 2010 thanks people!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Rincewind - Complete
Seaside by bookEnd reviews
Not everything he touches turns to ruin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Barbara W. - Complete
Someone's Dog by KindKit reviews
Wuffles is a very old dog; Vetinari deals with the inevitable. Be warned, this is not a happy or funny story.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Magical Muffins by hufflepuffbrunette247 reviews
On the first day of class Hermione notices something odd about the muffins Professor Moody is so posessive over. What secrets will she unveil as she tries to solve this mystery? Somewhat AU no tri-wizard tournament . Written for a fanfic challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
Professor Severus Snape & The Meme by etherian reviews
Snape grudgingly answers the questions as a guest poster for the author's blog. Completely AU and ridiculous. Virtual cookies for every reader that reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Captain Jack Blakeney and the Scarlet Pirate by Baroness Emma reviews
What happens when Sir Percy Blakeney and Captain Jack Sparrow switch places? A lot of zaniness, that's for sure! A pure crack!fic. ON HIATUS. PROBABLY WILL NOT BE UPDATED.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Six Months In Ten Seconds Ultimate Edition by Jed Rhodes reviews
One Shot; Hermione Granger, the Master, the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Dr John Smith, DADA Teacher: Ultimate Edition by Jed Rhodes reviews
Re-written for the 2009 Specials Year. The Doctor takes the hexed job, and meets Harry Potter... and an old friend.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Professor Yana, Harry P. - Complete
Help Through the Wizardnet by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry admits on the Wizardnet that he is diagnosed with a terminal illness. What if a user with the user name Insufferableknowitall read his message and searched for help on the Wizardnet? Set after the war, AU: Epilogue is ignored and Snape alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort, Snape, and a Toaster by brightmoor reviews
I solemnly swear that I am not under the influence of drugs of any kind. Nothing romantic implied; just, um, wonder to yourselves why they're living in the same house, OK? Just a warning: Voldy uses the d-word at the end. HP belongs to JKR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Bouncing Wizard by Naebody's Aunty reviews
A trip to the Ministry of Magic in the Summer of 1988 leads to an unexpected meeting for the Hogwarts' headmaster. UK English. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
The Mistress of Charms and Enchantment by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In many of my stories, Severus is Harry's father. In this story as well. However, this story begins earlier - in the morning after his conception. Completely AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, de-aging, partly childfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Why not try it? by shettle reviews
Hermione finds a forgotten present at the bottom of her bag, containing a certain Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product. She tries it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Fast Forward: A TimeTurner with a Twist by Oniko reviews
A teenage Severus Snape acquires a Time-Turner that sends him forwards, not back, in time and he finds himself in 1996. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Evacuation of Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Hogwarts was more damaged by the war than assumed, and the school has to be evacuated for a year. Set directly after Harry's seventh year. AU because Snape and Dobby are alive and epilogue is ignored. Partly OOC, HP/HG, SS/OC, MM/OC, PS/OC, sick!Harry/Sev
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What If by sevsnapelove09 reviews
What if Harry had met Draco on the platform instead of Ron? Harry and Draco are friends and Snape is Harry's mentor. Not a Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddylonglong reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 123,330 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Eight by Lily Elizabeth Snape reviews
Eight year old Harry was cursed with rotten guardians. Snape is a wizard with an unusually cold disposition, which he has for a reason. Can Severus give the childhood he was never privileged enough to have to the little one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,399 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Ye Shall Find by Ladymage Samiko reviews
After the battle, injured and exhausted, Severus conceals himself. What happens when he is found by someone who is also hiding… from herself? A drabble series featuring SS/HG. DH-compliant, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Encounter with the Devil in the Toyshop by Healer Pomfrey reviews
In a toyshop, eight-year-old Harry meets a man in black clothes. 'If Father Christmas thinks so badly of me, maybe the devil will like me,' he thought, accepting the stuffed dragon the devil gave him, but it was not a normal Muggle dragon. AU, partly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heights and Flights at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry is flying - or isn't he? A meaningless drabble my muse decided to write. Only read if you don't have anything better to read. Don't complain - you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Dungeon Bats and Loony Lovegood by Shiroiyuki3 reviews
Done for the HPFC forum's 'I'd never write a story like that' challenge. Featuring Luna as a catalyst for a SS/HG Marriage Law Fic. Making friends with Luna will prove to be Snape's undoing. The biggest challenge I've taken on yet! Rating may change...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Princely Names by Very Small Prophet reviews
Who was Napoleon Bonaparte Prince? Why was Theodora Granger-Snape named after a prostitute? How did Hermione become richer than Draco? What was the worst thing Dumbledore ever did to Snape? Is Harry the Good Cop or the Bad Cop? AU, SSHG, Modified NextGen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
And now for something completely different by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Troll crime-lord Chrysophrase has a problem. He has inadvertently taken a heavy dose of Slab. His trip takes him to a crazy place where Ethel the Frog leaps and reports investigatively and other crazy things happen. Monty Python flies over the Discworld.
Crossover - Discworld & British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Set in Harry's sixth Hogwarts year. Because of a heart problem due to being hit by a dark spell at the Ministry, he won't be able to fight Voldemort and has to resort to other methods to deal with the prophecy. AU after fifth year, Tom OOC, ill!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,758 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rescue on the Beach by Healer Pomfrey reviews
The Dursleys grudgingly take nine-year-old Harry with them to Mallorca for their summer holiday, only to leave him alone on the beach. Just a little holiday drabble, only meant for entertainment, not a terrific plot... AU, neglect!Dursleys, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., R. Hooch - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows not by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Voldemort is sick with the flu and asks Severus Snape to heal him. What if Severus and Harry cooperate using the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU after book 4, set in Harry's fifth year, RATING because of DEATH!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
The Board Meeting by Kes Cross reviews
Death, the Death of Rats and the Three Other Horsemen of the Apocalypse find out just how bad that economic downturn's getting... Oneshot, much silly soddery ensues. Reviews very much appreciated. Ta.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Tricky Transformation by Healer Pomfrey reviews
As he watches the Dursleys' garden in turn with the other Order members, Severus makes a grave mistake while transforming back from his Animagus form. AU after fifth year, partly OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, de-aging fic, child fic, sick!Severus/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Saving Hogwarts from the Goat's Flu by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Leave it to Dumbledore to spread the goat's flu all over Hogwarts. How can Severus Snape happen to mistake Harry Potter for his mother Lily when Harry helps him brew the goat's flu potion? More funny than fluffy, and not really plotty, more an idea. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Elementary, My Dear Blakeney by SherlockianGirl reviews
Through a series of unfortunate and highly improbable events, Sir Percy Blakeney meets the famous Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Later, when a brutal murder is reported, Sir Percy wants to help solve the case. Holmes would rather him not. SP/SH PARODY!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Harry's Strange Charms by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry falls ill a week before Christmas in his first year, and Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys. Will Professor Snape and his wife, Harry's magical aunt, be able to prevent that by becoming his guardians? AU, OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,756 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
Magical Twins by Healer Pomfrey reviews
When eight-year-old Dudley's magic suddenly manifests, Vernon throws Dudley and Harry out, and the two flee together, finally ending up in Minerva's and Severus' care. Completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry/Dudley/Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,821 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Desolate by xxjonibaby reviews
Oneshot. Fighting the cold & silence, he waits for his salvation. Written for the Just Dialogue/Description Challenge at the HPFFC forum. Description only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Potions Class by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Hermione tries to care for a sick Potions Master. Will Severus Snape accept her help, and will he be ready to return the favour if she falls ill as well? Set in Harry's seventh year. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus, sick!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Trio’s Childhood by Healer Pomfrey reviews
What if Poppy and Minerva met Tom Riddle when they were four and Tom three years old? A story about the life of three magical children. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Poppy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Poppy P., Tom R. Jr.
Police Boxes and Improbability Drives by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Zaphod is very good at breaking things. Especially shiny things with lots of buttons. Things like the TARDIS, for example... Somebody suggested it on Fandom!Secrets and I somehow ended up writing it. Ninth Doctor/HHGTTG crossover. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS until I can rewatch Nine's run.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 9th Doctor
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
A Boy Named by Lucillia reviews
With all of the "S" names the Vulcans were giving out, chances are that at least one poor sucker got this one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Magic to the Rescue by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Lily survives Voldemort's attack and together with Harry retreats from the magical world. Maybe she'll have to return at some stage? A Severus / Lily / Harry story. Set two years before Harry starts Hogwarts; completely AU, Snape partly OOC, sick!Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
An Exercise in Futility by Lucillia reviews
Kirk and Spock go to rescue McCoy from his least favorite task, leading the weekly meetings of the Aspergers Support Group whose members would generally rather be and most frequently are elsewhere.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - L. McCoy - Complete
Silvanus Snape by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Dreading to see Harry Potter's face at Hogwarts for seven years, Snape kidnaps nine-year-old Harry, trying to thoroughly annoy the boy he expected to be pampered. Will he succeed or miserably fail? AU, OOC, mentioning abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Advanced Animagus Studies by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Headmistress Minerva decides all the Heads of House must participate in an Animagus class. From Severus' POV. Will he be able to get along with his new colleague and Gryffindor Head of House Harry Potter? AU after DH, Sev alive, partl. OOC, sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dust Jacket by Ysidro reviews
Sequel to "The Plant." Crabbe finds a plant in Charms, and disturbs Snape's free time. Mentioning of numerous books. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Vincent C.
The Plant by Ysidro reviews
Crabbe finds an old book in class and takes it to the first person he can think of; his Head of House. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Vincent C., Severus S. - Complete
Elysium by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Severus Snape died in Deathly Hallows. What then? Very short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The House Which Time Forgot by VictorianChik reviews
Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,102 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prisoner by The Fluffy Ball reviews
Regulus comes across an odd prisoner of the Dark Lord.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2009 - 4th Doctor, Regulus B. - Complete
How André Got His Badge Back by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Sybil and Sam are taking the long way home after the coronation of the Low King. Eschewing Escrow - too many vampires - they arrive in Lancre. Sybil turns detective - she caught it from Sam - and resolves the last puzzles of a Night at the Opera.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
A Salt, Rice Flour And Dextrose Rebirth by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The type of story for the Easter Season
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
House Elf Harry by Molly Morrison reviews
Everyone at Hogwarts is in for a surprise when they meet Harry Potter; his upbringing didn't turn out exactly how anyone expected. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,402 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P.
Billow by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snarky Severus Snape is forced back to Hogwarts five years after the fall of the Dark Lord by a desperate Headmistress McGonagall. Transfiguration Professor Granger is less than impressed. Bickering, fights and lots of points lost. Eventual HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,789 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Caring for a Raven by Healer Pomfrey reviews
During summer after his fifth year Harry rescues an ill and injured raven and nurses him back to health. What happens if he gets to know the raven's identity? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, sick!Severus, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,232 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus' Longest Twenty Four Hours by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus was bitten by a magical creature and is poisoned with only twenty-four hours to live. Will his colleagues and students be able to save him from his illness in time? Set in Harry's third Hogwarts year. Completely AU, sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Childish Friends by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus attends a staff meeting, and everyone gets the impression he is drunk. What is really behind his behaviour? Perhaps the Grindylow pox, which he shares with Minerva. Completely AU, OOC due to the illness. Set in Harry's third year. Sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Torture Times Three by Smenzer reviews
Luke tries to resist the Dark Side, save Darth Vader, defeat Palpatine and figure out a very tricky puzzle. Now a Luke Vader story! AU ROTJ throne room story that involves logic puzzles and how anger is bad for you. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Back in Time by etherian reviews
GO READ THE REVISED VERSION PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 320,690 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Petunia's Trip to Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
For some reason, after Harry's second school year Petunia has to accompany Harry to Hogwarts. Will she manage to live in the magical world? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry, witch!Petunia, PE/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D.
Scrat Strikes Again! by Smenzer reviews
Scrat the Saber-tooth Squirel from ICE AGE is driving poor James Norrington mad. Then Elizabeth arrives. Can James rescue both from the creepy Flying Dutchman? James-Elizabeth. Set during AWE. A complete funny story.
Crossover - Ice Age & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Scrat, James N. - Complete
Roll up, roll up! by FiredanceDragoon reviews
Severus and Lucius are hunted by the Dark Lord and go to Dumbledore for help. Unfortunately, his idea of a hiding place isn’t what the were expecting.. NOT slash, no parings. Experimental story, please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 329 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Monster Under the Bed by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry insists there are monsters under the bed, despite Severus assuiring him there's no such thing. But what if Snape were wrong and there really is something there . . ? A Halloween fic set in the NA universe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Help with Potions by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Shortly after the summer holidays, Harry comes down with a Muggle disease, passing it over to the whole school. However, even if the house-elves take care of students and teachers, Severus has to brew potions for them, and maybe he needs some help. AU/OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In Jail with the Scarlet Pimpernel by SherlockianGirl reviews
Chauvelin has been arrested and sent to the Temple Prison where he gets a most unexpected cellmate...
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
A Handful Of Good Qualities by saiyanwizard reviews
After completing a mission for the Order of the Phoenix, Lily Potter spends the night at a safe house. She never expected to see Severus Snape. AU. Rated just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Severus and the Weasley Twins by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Severus would never admit to being sick if not under extraordinary circumstances. What if the twins decided to help him? Will he return the favour? Set in the twins' fifth Hogwarts year. AU, partly OOC, sick!Severus, later sick!twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Severus S., Fred W. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by Maths Is Immortal reviews
Few people know Lord Voldemort’s secrets. Only his most trusted followers are told that he’s half-blood, that he’s experimented with ways to obtain immortality, and that he’s actually bald by choice…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Doctor vs Doctor by Tail Kinker reviews
What happens when House meets another doctor, one who is even more of an insufferable know it all than himself? This story arc is complete, and a new story arc begins in DvD: The Zygon Alliance.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - 5th Doctor, G. House - Complete
A Christmas Visitor by Quidditchref reviews
Orchid Malfoy, daughter of Lucius and Hermione, is having a little trouble with her Apparation lessons. Even Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy haven't been able to help, so Lucius calls in a "special friend" as a guest instructor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Benefits of Being Monochromatic by Primsong reviews
The First Doctor, Susan, Ian and Barbara set out to explore a strange planet and soon find themselves caught in unusual circumstances. A bit of classic running and saving the day, a little mystery and a smattering of monsters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2008 - 1st Doctor, Barbara W. - Complete
With Eyes Wide Open by FatGlamour reviews
AU: Late in life, Lily finds out that she is the bastard daughter of an affair between a Black and a Monroe. After the Dark Lord attacks her home, she must hide from her own husband and raise the Boy Who Lived away from her world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Severus S., Lily Luna P.
Childe by Hazel Moonlight reviews
Severus Snape is a Vampire looking for his childe who just so happened to be Harry Potter, will Snape be a good father? NOT a dark harry story! Vampire part not important atm!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Idyll in the Parking Lot & Epic in the Food Court by wertherfieber reviews
A modern day story. Faced with rigid mall police, embittered eyeliner wearing rivals, a slew of disgruntled food court employees and her own beloved father, will poor Cosette ever be united with the love of her life?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Cosette, Marius
Harry's Dreamtime Detention by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry woke up looking straight into red and black eyes. "It's time for your detention, Harry, and McGonagall generously agreed to let you serve your detention with us in the Potions classroom," Voldemort explained. Completely AU after fifth year, OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Take Me Out To A Quidditch Match by Bil reviews
Dragging Albus to a Quidditch match turns out to be the best idea Aberforth ever had. ADMM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Unquiet Night, with Apparition by King Rat reviews
Doctor John Watson is holding a vigil over his dying wife, when a spectre appears that threatens to take his life as well. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - 7th Doctor, Dr. Watson - Complete
Just For One Night by ninewood reviews
After getting separated from the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe have to share a room.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Zoe H., Jamie M. - Complete
Hide Yourself Away by Snapegirlkmf reviews
When Harry runs away from the Dursleys at the start of 3rd year, he is captured by Death Eaters and nearly killed, resulting in the loss of his magic. Only one man can help him now, Snape, who has just discovered a shocking revelation Harry's his son! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,764 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Six Impossible Things by netgirly2k reviews
My favourite Impossible Thing. Femslash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., Romana II - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scavenger Hunt by wingnutdawn reviews
Albus has a sample list of five clues for a scavenger hunt and requests Severus to be his partner to solve them before the other team of Minerva and Filius does. Severus has his own Slytherin ideas.If a little mayhem ensures he considers it a bonus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Harry's Silent Saviour by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry's summer holidays are less bad than usual. Someone provides meals for him and heals him with potions. What can a black-white owl have to do with the matter? Will Harry find out in the end? Completely AU after 5th year, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mr Granger's Unusual Patient by SevereInsomnia reviews
Oneshot. A wizard goes to the dentist. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Encounter with a Snake by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! For those who asked for more stories in the same universe as "Encounter with a Squid", this one is set a year earlier. How do Severus et al deal with Harry's emerging powers? Very mild CP; lots of manipulation of poor Severus by naughty Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cry by FatGlamour reviews
Severus Snape had been fully prepared to hate Lily Potter's son until the Sorting Hat casts them into a nightmare. That was only the beginning of a world gone mad. AU PSSS, Slytherin!Harry, SnapeisHarry'sfather - Complete! Sequel "Creep" now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,541 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ticky Box Therapy by castrovalva9 reviews
After Time-Flight, the Fifth Doctor goes to see a therapist. "The ticky boxes told the sad tale. The Doctor was a histrionic, narcissistic, dependent, paranoid, passive-aggressive sociopath with possible bipolar tendencies."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2008 - 5th Doctor - Complete
Hostage Crisis by montypython203 reviews
The Master's use of a certain robotic dog as a hostage backfires terribly ... Set in Tom Baker's era, but with Delgado's Master coz he's awesome.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
It's A Small, Small World by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
A young couple is honeymooning in Disney World, their marital bliss interrupted only by... INSPECTOR JAVERT? Our favourite policeman has gone more than a litle bit loopy, resulting in possibly the strangest story in existence. Many apologies to Rob Hunt.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Javert - Complete
The Hole by notwolf reviews
Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Castaway Munsters by G.L. Peabody reviews
Crossover between Gilligan's Island and the Munsters. Special Guest Star Charles "Chuck" Parker of McHale's Navy. The Munsters show up on Gilligan's Island and do a little traveling through time and TV Land. Several crossovers to other shows and movies.
Crossover - Gilligan's Island & Munsters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,069 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
That is a Lemon by yolapeoples reviews
“When life throws you lemons, throw them at your Composition teacher.” Remus Lupin brings a lemon to all of his classes. His friends think he’s hilarious, his other peers think he’s finally lost it, and his teachers are quite frankly perplexed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
The Madness of Maximilien Robespierre by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
Chauvelin isn't so sure he wants to work for Robespierre anymore, particularly when he develops a phobia of merpeople, hires singing clowns, and begins executing Disney princes. And then there's the matter of Charlotte Corday hanging around. Extremely odd
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Mr Darcy's Worst Monday Ever by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
You know it's not a good day when you're stalled by a band of highway robbers who turn out to be rather twisted Disney princes. It's an even worse day when time-traveling Broadway leads show up. Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at, but everyone else is.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Beneath the Veil of Conviction by Winterbranch reviews
Hermione goes into hiding with a pureblood professor. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,394 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Epic Adventures of Colonel Rhinoceros Brandon by Horrible Rhino Story reviews
After Colonel Brandon is accidentally turned into a rhinoceros on his wedding day, he sets off on a perilous quest with some unlikely fictional characters in order to return to his human form. Probably the strangest story ever written.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Harry's Best Cupboard Memories by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Was it only a dream, or did his Daddy come to his cupboard during the night and cured him from his cold? Eight-year-old Harry isn't sure anymore. Completely AU, partly OOC, childfic., James not Harry's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
First Year, First Impressions by Salome Weil reviews
For his son's sake, Lucius keeps an eye on the newest muggleborn in Hogwarts...unaware that she is keeping an eye on him, as well. A little Lucius drivel. Hermione may be the brightest witch of her age, but she's subject to schoolgirl fantasies, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Les Miserable Actors: A Spoof by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Ever wonder what the actors are thinking when they're performing Les Miserables? A rather different set of lyrics for the show. It's better if you've read the book and know some famous actors. Very silly!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Bow or Break by Laume reviews
Rewritten plot bunny from storage. Snape is de-aged and has to spend the summer with his worst enemies. All does not go well. Does it ever?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,936 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Colossal Cocoa Caper by rogueinker reviews
Disaster has struck! Albus' cocoa supply is being cut off. He formulates a plan to save his supply and just maybe salvage his "situation" with Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Duty by Smenzer reviews
A rewrite of the scene from AWE with James and Elizabeth aboard the Flying Dutchman. Can she convince James to leave with her on the Empress? Norribeth oneshot. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Wolves by Laume reviews
Written as a present to Rosaleen. Yet another kidfic. An attempt to reconcile Remus and Severus goes awry, and leaves Dumbledore and Harry with two small charges.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Mint Juleps and Gargle Blasters by kbinnz reviews
A cross over story between Star Trek The Original Series and Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers' Guide books. It was originally written many years ago! for my younger brother who also appears. Definitely tongue in cheek, as the crossover would suggest. Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Moon Madness by Smenzer reviews
A crazy story where Elizabeth wishes for adventure and is chased around Port Royal by a lovesick werewolf! WillElizabeth. Some JamesElizabeth Ch 3 now added!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
An Act of Kindness by Bil reviews
A simple act of kindness can make someone's day. Or, What goes around, comes around. HP, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
Caring is Creepy by Kronoskingofthemonkeypeople reviews
HOUSE..DOCTOR WHO CROSSOVER. A patient is stuck by lighting but her only symptom is blindness. House finds it excruciatingly boring but who is this mysterious man in the pinstipe suit?
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Violet's Trylet by Qoheleth reviews
Why Violet Baudelaire is an inventor and not a poet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Violet B., Klaus B. - Complete
A Little Problem by Leda74 reviews
A visit to the Mended Drum results in some unwelcome attentions for Donna and a whole lot of trouble for the Doctor. Discworld crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sam Vimes, Wee Mad Arthur - Complete
Albus and Sherlock Official Hogwarts Pranksters by Lucillia reviews
More than a hundred years before the Marauders were born, a group of students led by Albus Dumbledore and Sherlock Holmes held the title of Official Hogwarts Pranksters. First in a series about Sherlock Holmes, the Wizard and the Consulting Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Albus D., Sherlock Holmes
Renegade Moments by TatraMegami reviews
Missing scenes and such from the Rebellion. Read about rubber ducks, Lockhart's portraits, and letters to Fudge. Arc 1: Rewrite of the first chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unrequited by Leraiv Snape reviews
At Minerva McGonagall's funeral, Ron Weasley reflects on the fact that his wife was never really his. RWHG and SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,920 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Compulsive Liar by TatraMegami reviews
Harry can't help it, he has to lie. Although, the insanity added to it is his choice. Starts post OotP, resumes post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry's Delirious Time with his Parents by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Harry's adventures involving his parents while he's sick and delirious - or not? Will Severus be able to help eleven-year-old Harry back to future's reality? AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Hogwarts Letter by KindKit reviews
Dudley wishes he could go to Hogwarts. AU, and written before Deathly Hallows came out. This is a remix, with permission, of a drabble by Lilacsigil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Dudley D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry's Sight of the Dementors by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Due to Harry's being sick with the wizards' flu he fights with invisible Dementors, even instructing his Defence Against the Dark Arts students how to fight them instead of teaching them about Grindylows. AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Expiration Date by Laume reviews
When the war is over, Snape has outlived his usefulness. Manipulative!butRedeemable!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Acceptance by enb2004 reviews
Snape mentors Harry. No slash! Snape rescues Harry from the Dursley's, only meaning to save the boy. But when they become emotionally attached, they find themselves in a constantly changing world, where acceptance and love are the only means to survival. Rewriting with LoveSnilyAlways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 92,531 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Child Of Time by Star Mage1 reviews
The Dursley's abandoned Harry after finding him on their doorstep because of a strange transformation he goes through. Crossover with Doctor Who challenge
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,632 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Orphans of Hogwarts by Alexannah reviews
The Potters’ house-elf, that Halloween, found not one screaming baby, but two. Fearing the Ministry would have little Tom disposed of, she makes a decision to protect the “brothers” herself, and prevent Lord Voldemort from rebecoming. TRGW HPLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 141 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Timelines and Tea by tromana reviews
It's rather infuriating when someone insists you don't exist. Romana, Ten, Nine and Four.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Romana II, 10th Doctor - Complete
Cotton Foot Warming Device by angelps7 reviews
My dear, dear Severus... I have searched long and hard for an item most treasured... a pair of socks that I had borrowed from you long ago...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Saving Mrs Norris by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Maverick, Snape's dog, risks his life to save Filch's cat. But who will save Maverick? Mild Corporal punishment!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Friend In Need by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Ever wonder what Snape would be like with a dog? Meet Maverick, the world's most mischievous mongrel. Disgraced after chewing Dumbledore's boots, Maverick must prove to Sev he really IS a worthy pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,210 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Drunkard's Demise at the Hands of Père Noël by LesMisLoony reviews
Originally entitled The Untimely Demise of the Drunkard Grantaire at the Unforgiving Hands of Père Noël, but I could fit it. A really stupid Christmiz fic that may or may not make you roll your eyes. A bit violent...
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Grantaire, Enjolras - Complete
Saruman's Laundry by Primsong reviews
A set of four humorous double drabbles in which Saruman must face the consequences of poor laundering and the significance of color. Rather cracky AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Saruman, Gandalf - Complete
A Canopy of Green by Smenzer reviews
James and Elizabeth go on a picnic beyond Port Royal and run into trouble. Includes elements of a Regency Romance. Man vs Nature. This is the sequel to A Moment's Weakness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - James N., Elizabeth S.
Lucilla Must Die by notwolf reviews
Lucius' twin sister, his childhood tormentor, blithely continues her reign of terror over his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Another Day at the Office by Flaignhan reviews
Being a receptionist tended to be a nice, safe job. Being Martha Jones' receptionist on the other hand, was an entirely different matter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Fetch the Doctor, Jeeves! by idontlikegravy reviews
Jeeves and Wooster Crossover with the Fifth Doctor. Bertie Wooster meets a decidedly odd chap at the side of the road...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - 5th Doctor - Complete
Not Quite a Normal Day by Settiai reviews
The scariest part was that it could almost be considered a normal day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2007 - 4th Doctor, G. House - Complete
A Patronus Named Tobias by Alisonven reviews
This is AU since the release of Deathly Hallows, but I still like it. It looks at Severus's relationship with his father, who is not as nasty and uncaring a father as JKR painted him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Severus S., Tobias S. - Complete
Magic Prohibited by Laume reviews
Written for JanAq's Potions&Snitches contest. The challenge: Harry is wearing a magical inhibitor that only Snape can remove. AU, takes place in the beginning of Harry's third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wedding Party by Laume reviews
Harry and Hermione marry. They decide that Severus needs to get a girl too, and set him up with, according to Hermione, someone suitable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Stranger by Miri Tiazan reviews
My answer to the WIKTT Daddy Long Legs challenge. Hermione loses both her parents and all her money. Desperate, she accepts an offer from an anonymous benefactor to pay for her schooling. HGSS. Updated after a looooong hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Potions Accident by Arualcopia reviews
A slight twist to the usual deaging stories. What if the accident created a gas? What if it effected the entire class? How does Snape deal with fifteen toddlers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 279 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Light Years by idontlikegravy reviews
The TARDIS is having one of her funny days, sending the Doctor 3 million light years from Earth and interrupting poker night.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Lister, D. - Complete
One Flogged Horse aka An Overused Plotline by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Parody. Tom Riddle mysteriously gets his hands on the Harry Potter books. Rather than just make pithy observations, he decides to do something about his future. As for those whose futures are flushed down the toilet... well, who really cares about them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Minerva M.
If the Shoe Fits by GinnyW 31 reviews
Hermione is an overworked, under appreciated Apprentice Healer who starts dreaming about a Prince at a series of masquerade balls. The odd thing is, he's having the same dreams. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,791 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hooked by Grym reviews
Dumbledore has ideas about how his Potions Master should spend his holiday. Crackfic alert! Brief drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
A Year with Q by Morena Evensong reviews
Q loses a bet with his son. Now he must pretend to be a sixth year student at Hogwarts without using any of his powers. How will Hogwarts react to the new student? Will Q survive the year? x-over with Star Trek: TNG and Voyager.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 154,373 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Q
Bellum Domesticum by Littletiger reviews
In his fifth year, Harry discovers that the Dursleys are not, in fact, his only living relatives. This is a response to Severitus' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,899 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 5/8/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Bake Sale by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Disbelieving in Trees by Potter47 reviews
Luna had never really bothered to look up the word 'implausible' in the dictionary—or 'plausible', for that matter. And, as such, she didn't realise that what she was attempting was not only 'implausible' but completely insane. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,988 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Bestest Friends and Beeswax by True Queen Of Chaos reviews
Dobby is trying to convince Winky to stop drinking butterbeer, but Winky just thinks Dobbys being a nag. They are watched by a smiling headmaster. Short, sweet, can only just be called a fic fluff. Oh the joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Fission by PencilGuardian reviews
Responding to an evil scheme of the Master's, the Fifth Doctor is accidentally cut in half. Features Tegan, Nyssa, and the Master. COMPLETE Don't be shy, reviews and comments welcome!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Bugged by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Oneshot, based on a prompt received on LJ. Lucius, Hermione, the wedding night and... The Luggage
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Aquila Rapax by Qoheleth reviews
In which a regrettably vague prophecy, a paranoid Potions master, and a platter of Mexican empanadas conspire to show yet another Defence against the Dark Arts teacher the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Horace S., OC - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by the return of merry reviews
Little darlin' it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darlin' it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, here comes the sun And I say it's all right
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Weird Circumstances by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Harry Potter and Voldemort, a.k.a. Tom Riddle, a.k.a. Supreme Ruler of the Universetobe, meet in a highly unconventional way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Lemon Drops by torgrim reviews
Oneshot: How did Tom Riddle become evil? What was the proverbial straw that broke the camels back? And how did someone as entrenched in the magical world as Dumbledore is become aware of muggle sweets?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter the Power Unknown by Priya Ashok reviews
Manipulative, Evil Dumbledore! Powerful Harry! Clever, Resilient, Brave Snape! Alternate Universe! Brilliantly Intelligent Lily! The full story of Harry Potter Please READ & REVIEW!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,356 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Grandpa Dursley and the Schooling of Harry Potter by Deep Red reviews
Vernon's father was never what you'd call an ordinary muggle, so what happens when he moves in with his son only a few months before Voldemort’s defeat on Halloween? And just what does the exmilitary man think of all this hocuspocus and the tabby cat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004
Grocery Shopping by heartdamoose reviews
In order for the ministry to trust Severus more, he is forced to go 'grocery shopping'. without magic. or robes. or dignity. Adding up these factors, it's nearly implied that only chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Grey by Dweo reviews
The Doctor contemplates his situation. A 100 word drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2007 - 6th Doctor - Complete
Professor Snape and Wonka's Glass Elevator by Lucillia reviews
Snape is on an international joyride in a stolen elevator. He is being pursued by the minions of the vengeful Candy maker and Wizard Willie Wonka.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S.
Uncle Bob Comes to Visit by mountain-skies reviews
A Harry Potter Spoof with Ron, Harry and the Dark Lord. When a mysterious evil looking stranger, claiming to be Harry's Uncle Bob arrives at the castle gates, Ron takes his chance to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Metastasis by Qoheleth reviews
It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
Vices by FatGlamour reviews
Was your only vice, Miss Granger, that you fell for one of your own professors' ... 'No, my only vice is that I never stopped loving him.' SSHG PostHBP, ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Miscues by Qoheleth reviews
In which a misunderstanding arises about the meaning of the word "billiard", 4,000,000,000,000,000 Bludgers attack Hogwarts, the Room of Requirement eats a Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and Argus Filch saves the day, not necessarily in that order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - S. Vector, Argus F. - Complete
Snape, A History by Kailin reviews
Hermione GrangerWeasley turns to a familiar source of comfort when her marriage runs into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,767 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Return to childhood by wingnutdawn reviews
School is out for the holidays. Severus has a slight problem,he is now little and his guardian Albus wants to send him to the Burrow to learn how to be a child. Severus meets up with people he should know but doesn't remember, later goes back to Hogwarts- The sequel called Twerps Summer Hoiliday is up and finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,649 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Severus S., Molly W. - Complete
Severence by Thirteen Ravens reviews
A post Half Blood Prince Severitus fic, hopefully a bit different! Seventeen years ago a young Gryffindor lied about the true father of her baby. The secret would have died with her if it had not been for a certain old wizard's skills in legilimency...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,638 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Different Beginning by blockedwriter reviews
Harry is brought to Hogwarts at three years of age by an unlikely Professor. Through the eyes of a student. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Click Click Clack Clack by lesyeuxverts reviews
Harry is trapped with Snape in a blizzard, hiding from Death Eaters. Snape makes a last attempt at teaching him Occlumency. Written for the prompt Snape and knitting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
POW by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
“The children entrusted into my care have been pushed into the waiting arms of a madman and you say you understand?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Smartest Slytherin by Overhill reviews
Severus Snape has many jobs, but is still, not least of all, a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Severus S., Vincent C. - Complete
The Swedish Chef by soberloki reviews
ONESHOT, DRABBLE. Gen, utter silliness. Harry forgets himself, and Snape reacts a bit hastily. HP, SS, MM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Over the Edge by Snape's Nightie reviews
Eileen brings Severus home for Christmas after his first term at Hogwarts. A Spinner's End fic. Sequel to 'On the Brink'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
To Market, To Market by weisjak reviews
Snape and McGonagall take a trip to the grocery store.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
How A Few Drinks Can Change Your Life by Maddy-Riddle reviews
Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks. Hermione Granger is equally tired of Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dirty Jobs by Laume reviews
AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Scar Tissue by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape cannot believe his eyes. Surely the great Albus Dumbledore would never stoop to...that? A silly short fic. No warnings, no angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Catastrophic by Bil reviews
During OotP, Harry comes across an injured kitten. Its owner isn't too happy about this. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
12 Months in a Year by sleepy.cat.zzz reviews
Colin Creevey's got five years worth of photographs, and now they're finally going to be put to good use.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Diagnosis Doctor by Kesomon reviews
A House MD,Doctor Who crossover. Set some short time after the one episode with the alienabducted kid. Six and House in a room alone, who'll win? OMG it's horrible, R&R please.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - 6th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Morsmordre in Arithmancy by Batsutousai reviews
Tom Riddle is bored in class.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Inspector's New Groove by LesMisLoony reviews
Rewritten in story form. Silly Javert has gone and made some dangerous enemies, and they will have their revenge. Incredibly stupid, and when have I written a parody that wasn't sickeningly OOC?
Crossover - Les Miserables & Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Javert
Out of a Paper Bag by Sylvia Snape reviews
As Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Snape can't help but feel a tiny bit skeptical of Harry's fighting abilites. Can Harry fight his way out of a paper bag?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Hector Barbossa by Perosha reviews
Haven't seen any VSD for Barbossa, so here's one. Complete and utter crack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hector B. - Complete
Miss Evans' Nephew by Ebil reviews
Petunia Evans never married Vernon Dursley. How will young Harry turn out without Vernon or Dudley Dursley in his life? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006
On The Brink by Snape's Nightie reviews
Ten year old Severus is dying to enter the magical world. Eileen is glad to have left it. Isn't she? A Spinner's End drabble. Very mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
Harry and a Barmy Old Bumble by Tianessa reviews
What would happen if Dumbledore and Harry become friends when Harry was very young, and Dumbledore adopted Harry to train as his protege? Guess you'll have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Into The North by Kailin reviews
Fifteen years after Voldemort's fall, Severus Snape thought he'd finally found peace. Then he received an unexpected visit, and discovers that he's not the only one needing to make peace with the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Whatever Happened to Florean Fortescue? by Snape's Nightie reviews
Why is the Dark Lord feeling so emotional? And why on earth have the Death Eaters kidnapped the ice cream man? Bellatrix and Severus know. Silly! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Severus S., Voldemort
Ginny Potter's Unconventional Family by Lone Butterfly reviews
11 years after everyone gets married, Ginny stands at her kitchen window staring at her family on the back porch. It's the five adults she loves most in the world, and it's not what you might expect. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Three Professors On Their Own At Hogwarts by wingnutdawn reviews
What does Albus, Minerva and Severus do when everybody else has gone to Hogsmeade?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Six Years to Life: There and Back Again by Laume reviews
The last part of the Six Years Trilogy. Severus, after spending a year as a six year old, has been restored to his original age at the defeat of Voldemort. His troubles are far from over, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,412 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 248 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Six Years to life: Son of Hogwarts by Laume reviews
AU, no HBP. Severus, still six years old, now lives with Dumbledore and Harry at Hogwarts. Sevvy must cope with being the youngest student ever, and the students must cope with a six year old potions master running around the castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Redeemer by Lone Butterfly reviews
The War is over and Severus Snape has been captured as an exDeatheater. He's saved by the one person he never wanted to see again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,346 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Note to Self: Don't Die by Greenstuff reviews
Hermione is on a mission, but in the magical world things are not always as they appear. A little treat for my loyal readers. K for some suggestive diologue really nothing to worry about just didn't want to offend anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Dislocation's Game by Howl reviews
Snape knows Harry Potter's eyes. He knows how they've changed and how come they have. Yet Snape can't escape the memory of the young Harry who he met over old Chinese food, stolen bandages, and a dislocated shoulder. Wait and Hope for the world's end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
BECAUSE HE'S MY REMUS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! by lilJunebug reviews
Remus gets captured by a muggle dog pound on the full moon.Don't worry he took his wolfsbane potion. Then Tonks shows up. This story is funny and romantic. Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Well met by Candlelight by Mad Possum reviews
One bar, two major characters... Susan and Angua find intelligent conversation in each other in Biers. First Fic, I'm afraid
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Six years to life by Laume reviews
Another kidfic! Snape is revealed as a spy and Voldemort tries to make him see the error of his ways by turning him into a six year old and sending him back to Hogwarts. Meanwhile, Harry escapes the Dursleys...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,932 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Promises by Anutheal reviews
Severus comes back to school after a summer of abuse from his father Hagrid notices and forces him to talk. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Misfortune of a Weasley by SerpentClara reviews
Ron and Hermione's tragic breakup. An enraged Hermione decides to give her insensitive boyfriend a lesson. A certain Death Eater witnesses the scene and, impressed by her ruthlessness, offers to help her get revenge. LM/HG dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/21/2006 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Ron W. - Complete
The Emperor of Slytherin by Smenzer reviews
There's a new student at Hogwarts and it's Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars! Will Draco be able to keep Slytherin House under his control? Will Palpy be able to fly a broom or brew a potion? This is a comedy! Lord Vader has now arrived at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,356 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Ferret and I by Smenzer reviews
Draco 'ruins' Hermione's reputation by seeing her in her underclothing while a ferret and is forced to marry her. Modern day Regency romance. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,590 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Till Travelling Days Are Gone by Laume reviews
Sequel to Unleashed Madness. Neville leaves England to travel and prepare for his career as a healer. He decides to invite a friend along on his travels. But of course, things aren't just THAT easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,693 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Of Pureblood Culture, Rules and Transgressions by Gannet reviews
Lucius confesses to having a dirty secret... One that had heavy consequences on his life!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Internet Conversations, Dinner, and Dragon Magic by Anutheal reviews
Complete. Remus L. and Severus S. are both stuck in a muggle hotel...and both happen to have AOL Instant Messenger on their computer....3 Part Short Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
You're a Mean One, Mr Snape by sarini reviews
OneShot. Harry has had quite enough of Professor Snape. During Occlumency lessons over Christmas one year, Harry makes sure Snape knows. Follows OOTP, no HBP, almost no spoilers. Rating for language only. RWHG mentioned
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort's Daughter by Fomhoire reviews
During the summer Harry and the Dursley's meet someone intimately connected with his past... and his future
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P.
Symbiosis by Smenzer reviews
Dumbledore tells Lucius he is Harry's new Godfather. Harry, Hermoine, Draco and Lucius all manage to get along while still being in character. A unique story about friendship, changing for the better and learning from one's mistakes. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,289 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Buhbye! by Ster J reviews
A piece of fluff I wrote while people watching at the airport. Amanda gets lil' Spock ready for a trip to Earth.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Amanda G., Spock
Unleashed Madness by Laume reviews
Yes, everyone thought I fear him. Even me for a while.But now, I am all that stands between him and his death. I do so...fearlessly COMPLETE, both prequel and sequel in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
The Sad Eyes by volume reviews
Harry is found on Voldemort's ship after being conquered by Snape's ship. Severitus. abuse! rescue! set in 18th century
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stormy Weather by PD Boggart reviews
A teacher, a student, a cup of tea, a thunderstorm, a brand. SS,HP AU Gen, with a little Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Summer of Secrets by Dianer84 reviews
Severitus Challenge, sort of. Can Harry and Snape learn to get along whith their secret hanging over their heads? Can they keep the secret from everyone, even Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,982 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Buy A Mockingbird by Laume reviews
All Fluff is deliberate and purely intentional. AD and SS, fatherson, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Creepy Crawlies by Hannah-1888 reviews
Response to a challenge. Watson discovers Holmes's phobia of spiders. Just a little parody ficlet.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005
Cookies for Voldemort by Black Dracus reviews
One day, Voldemort recieves a package of delicious chocolate chip cookies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Transferable Skills by Snape's Nightie reviews
Death Eaters don't just learn how to torture and kill, you know. Pointless drabble featuring young Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort. No slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Pranked by Aoden Half-elven reviews
Placing the contaminated batch of ‘Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans’ in front of Professor Snape’s seat, Harry quickly made his way back to the other accomplices...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Bloodstones and Twilight by Charlie Quill reviews
Harry is a Snape. Not quite a Severitus. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Learning to Spell by Nattish reviews
--Alternate Universe-- A very young Harry Potter has been sent to live with Snape. He finds it easier to make friends with the forest creatures than a scary old man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Absence of Unhappy by Gillian Middleton reviews
This is a sequel to the two series, 'Mine' & 'Snape's Vocation' & the standalone story 'The Owl & The Puppydog'.Severus Snape gets a glimpse of another time and place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,753 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/21/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Grand Statement by katmd reviews
Harry owes Snape, and there's only one way to pay him back. Inspired by the Sycophant Hex Spring Faire Festival's 'I Want to Kiss the Bride' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Masque de Hogwarts by LuckyMoonProngs reviews
What happens to poor Snape when he can't get out of Dumbledore's newest order, Read the muggle book The Phantom of the Opera?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Santa Severus Snape by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus Snape thought he was the most unlikely candidate for Santa, apart from Genghiz Khan. He might be right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
An Assumption, a Lie and the Truth by Lisa13 reviews
Severitus's Challenge. Snape is Harry's biological father. They both know something. Very original plot aspects. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,434 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Odd Couple by penpunk reviews
Pre-OotP AU...Here's a fic about the wizarding worlds very own Felix and Oscar. Severus and Sirius have to keep Harry safe during the summer after 4th year. That is, if they don't kill each other in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
In The Way by Molly Morrison reviews
Snape is acting strangely toward Harry after he retrieves him from Privet Drive. Why is he suddenly visiting Harry in the hospital wing constantly? NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,737 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/6/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Road Taken by Awahili reviews
What if Dumbledore had listened to McGonagall on that fateful Halloween night? Where would the BoyWhoLived live then? And what if the Dursleys weren't Harry's only relatives? Not a Severitus challenge, but similar. CH 9 FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,361 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Piano by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I hate the Gryffindors and their stupid little cliques and the pumpkin juice and having to pretend like everything's okay. I want to play the piano. LilyLucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Best Actor in the World by Atana reviews
The sequel to "Wayfaring Stranger". Life goes on for young Severus Snape after his release from St. Mungo's. A simple geology lesson leads to a quest of sorts - what will it reveal and how will it change his life forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,107 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Happy Birthday, Albus by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
It's Albus Dumbledore's 157th birthday, and Severus Snape brings him a gift...and something else as well. Not Slash, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Albus D., Severus S.
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 266 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Apparently by JiM1 reviews
Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Thinking Fourth Dimensionally by Deeble reviews
Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G.
Coruscant Clearinghouse Sweepstakes by Smenzer reviews
CRAZY ZANY FUN! Luke is being held on the Death Star, someone is trying to kill Palpatine, everyone does STUPID STUFF! OK, Vader acts normal. Maybe its a little weird but in a funny crazy way
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Luke S., E. Palpatine
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 179 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stone Mortar by canis-ursus reviews
Severus Snape hates muggles. But a girl on wheel-chair, a poodle, a golden retriever, an orange Frisbee and a border collie change him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Severus S., Albus D.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 4,050 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Escape from the Darkness by Electryone reviews
[COMPLETE] Inspired by Jane Eyre. Hermione gets a tutoring job over the summer. Unfortunately, her pupil is Snape's niece.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Haunted by Liebling reviews
“When you grow older, Evans, a bit of your heart sort of crumbles and you’re okay with not missing people,” he whispered. -A look into the odd relationship between Lucius Malfoy and Lily Evans-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2003 - Lucius M., Lily Evans P.
Scenes on a Train by aikakone reviews
A 26yearold Hermione takes a train ride to Scotland, and while on her journey she unexpectedly shares her compartment with Severus Snape. [Hermione & Ron, Hermione & Snape]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Picture on the Wall by Joseph Q Publique reviews
200 words in the life of Adrian Monk.
Monk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2003
HICCUP! by Ster J reviews
Ever have hiccups that were so bad they hurt? Poor Spock... (Yes, it's BAAAACK and rated correctly. Sheesh!)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Spock, L. McCoy
Blood, Roses and Lilly by Red Jasper reviews
He called himself Lucius but I saw him before he had any name at all
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Lily Evans P., Lucius M.
Full Moon by Selah1 reviews
The walls of the castle were in shadows. [Lucius x Lily]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Lucius M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh OH Seven Its the Doctor! by Atomdancerrr reviews
The Doctor both saves and annoys Bond, James Bond while on holiday
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Published: 3/12/2003 - 4th Doctor - Complete
Hermione goes back in time and falls in love by Indigo Ziona reviews
Well duh! She falls down the stairs and finds herself in... MARAUDER TIME! And three guys fancy her! And James Potter likes knitting!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002
Unpredictable by MagusUmbra reviews
A short, odd peice. Neville tells Professor Snape what he remembers of the night his parents were attacked.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Day At The Ministry: Severus Snape by Faith Accompli reviews
Fudge is unwell, and he chooses Dumbledore as his replacement for the day. Dumbledore decides to delegate responsibility. The poor victim? Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Severus S.
Harry Potter the Musical by Awahili reviews
By all rights, this should be illegal. PG for.....umm....I'll get back to you. It's a humorous response to Severitus' challenge. LOL.....I am so ashamed........*sighs* It is finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
Drift and Die by Terion reviews
{Severitus challenge fic} Harry wakes up one morning at No 4 Privet Drive and finds himself looking completely different. Noone else, however, notices it. Until he gets to Hogwarts that is... Then there are a lot of questions and a surprise revelation
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie by The Lark reviews
What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2002
A Wish For Wings by Ehann reviews
Stand alone. Snape wishes for that which can never be
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
The Potion Master's Dilemma by Strega Brava reviews
Did you ever wonder how Severus came up with the logicpotion spell in The Philosopher's Stone? My version of a missing scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
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Sing Along With Emperor Palpatine
Emperor Palpatine parodies songs from his perspective, mostly towards Vader. At this time, mostly Belle & Sebastian songs.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,283 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Count Dooku
Gaps Between Words
As a half-blood apprentice, he's beginning to gain a footing in a society that might just undergo a seismic shift. He's also trying to puzzle out Lily the enigma and do something about all the killings. Sequel to "These Lonely Hands"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Your Droids are Out of Control, Viceroy! reviews
A butterfly can change the course of history, they say, so what about an inept wizzard in magical armor? May you live in interesting times, Naboo, may you live in interesting times. Currently this is a teaser.
Crossover - Star Wars & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Jar Jar B., Rincewind
Another Reason
…why wizards avoid the internet. Besides the fact that their magic doesn't agree with computers Slightly crack-y, and there's something wrong with the fourth wall here But, no, it's not a scary space-time crack. . Drabble, sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Musical Drabbles reviews
I happened across a response to a musical shuffle challenge, and I felt like doing one myself. Genre and characters vary, although I might mark some of the most featured ones. There is one drabble per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Severus S.
These Lonely Hands reviews
Once a friend, now merely an observer, who cannot seem to exert any measure of control over his world or hers, he is losing her, and maybe everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Eminent Destruction reviews
The world's about to be destroyed, but there's no point in getting all annoyed! Just lie back and let the dulcet tones of the newest Jedi apprentice lull the Daleks into submission…or, maybe not. HP/Who/Trek/Star Wars/Les Mis/HHGttG X-over.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Voldemort
Volauvent and Five and a Quarter
Inexplicable crack, with neither plot nor continuity, really. Two unauthorized individuals make their way into Dumbledore's office in the headmaster's absense, and a lot of questionably edible things appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Voldemort, Tobias S. - Complete
You're a Mustelid, My Dear!
This is utter plotless crack, and might be considered a predecessor to "LUEftL!" Contains a petulant Voldy, a knitting Snape, McGonagall's almost-homicidal insanity, wannabe-Communist Sirius, confused Harry, and assorted other characters. Written in '08.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,075 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Bother! reviews
Once upon a time, in a castle in the Scottish Highlands… which, if you think about it, is a very odd place to have a Starfleet school, isn't it? Somehow inspired by the Potter Puppet Pals.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Spock
Privateering Eye
What if Trelawney was a complete fraud? And one who could be bought out, for the right price, at that?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sybill T., Harry P. - Complete
Capulet
Her father named her after the infamous tragic lover, and her husband refused to use the name. But a man she should hate comes along and calls her by it. Songfic, non-chron, AUish, OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Published: 1/5/2011 - OC - Complete
Listen, Stu Lou Who!
In which the misbegotten hybrid of "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from Hello, Dolly and the Grinch movie is revealed. You really must listen to the Michael Crawford version of this song, which was also in WALL-E. I don't presume to do it justice in parody.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Stu Lou W. - Complete
This Job is Not For Me reviews
Remus has been reduced to looking for a Muggle job, and Severus is trailing Minerva through the mall. All conclude that they had best avoid over-exuberant salesmen in the future. Based on a real life incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Laudanum reviews
Sirius is feeling remarkably alone in the world with the Marauders dissolved and his guilt almost undeniable. Whilst seeking a reprieve from his grief at Grimmauld Place, he receives an unexpected, though not totally unwelcome guest. This is NOT slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Better Man Than He reviews
When John Galt and Dagny Taggart show up at Hogwarts, the Potions Master certainly has something to say about their mission. And how does Hermione fall into this? It's sort of a parody, but a serious one. Mention of or slight DT/SS, JG/HG, SS/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Atlas Shrugged - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Severus S.
Death Imprisoned reviews
Lorcan D'Eath, the part-vampire heartthrob, is… well, let him narrate the tale. Something of a parody. It'll make more sense if you're familiar with the Discworld, especially the vampire lore, although it's not a crossover fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - L. d'Eath - Complete
Please Don't Drink With Me reviews
Grantaire, transported to the year 1995, discovers he's a wizard and spends an eventful 10 months as an errand boy in supposedly bad need of a drink and unsuspecting foil to the Death Eaters. An insane response to alieboo's "A very weird challenge..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Arabella F., Grantaire - Complete
Yellow reviews
The next drabble. Lucius is tipsy, and musing on cowardice and what it means to be a Malfoy. Sort of set in my general fanon universe. Note that this fic contains a bit of Muggle-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Lucius M. - Complete
Spectacles reviews
Voldemort can't see. What's a poor dark lord to do? Why go to the optometrist, of course! Who else needs glasses, and how will Voldy deal with pretending to be left-handed? And, most importantly, can he get his contacts out?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Voldemort
Let Us Escape from the Laundromat! reviews
Two thirds of the Golden Trio, the loony headmaster, that half-giant, a half-mad Auror, the Potions Master, and an aristocrat, trapped inside a laundromat. Acting crazily. Sound like a recipe for disaster? Indeed. Crack fic, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Lucius M., Albus D., Rubeus H. - Complete
Black reviews
Another drabble, companion to "Orange". The woman Snape is courting reflects on colors he should wear. "Green suits him...Do I mind it, that stroke of melodrama?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Orange reviews
Drabble. Severus muses. His topic? Footware. "As long as her definition of "Slytherin green" does not venture, even at its extremities, into the forbidden territory of chartreuse."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Chronic Hysteria reviews
Scalloped potatoes, bees on the Knight Bus, dogs riding carpet sweepers, and The Scarf. After her potion explodes, Tonks and her professor go on an out of this world adventure. Doctor Who themed. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
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