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Author has written 3 stories for NCIS.

I'm revising my profile again, having realized that the person I was three weeks ago was a narcissistic teenage egomaniac who thought she'd look really, really cool by bolding or italicizing random words.

Anyway.

Fanfiction is my dirty little secret. I am literally out of my element and completely out of character and I regularly feel like deleting my account.

If you have questions, comments, complaints or simply want to chat, feel free to PM me. I probably won't bite. Also, I'm not a native speaker, so if you are, and you find anything grammatically incorrect or anything that simply sounds wrong, pleasepleaseplease tell me. I'm not particularly keen on looking like an idiot to people who don't even know me.

I'll readily admit that I'm a big, big fan of correct spelling and grammar. And people who apparently think themselves good enough to unleash their writing onto innocent readers here on FanFiction and cannot be bothered to spell-check give me high blood pressure.


I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.

- Lisa Alther


NO.

I will not bother you with

a) those ridiculous stereotype lists which, let's face it, only serve as a way for the author to completely not obviously tell us his life story

b) copy-and-paste-thingies. No. Just no.

Disclaimer (because I'm ridiculously scared that someone might actually sue me): I do not own anything but the laptop I'm currently typing this up on. And I only paid half of it, so I probably don't even own that. Update: Right now said laptop is who-knows-where being fixed since someone dropped it. And it fell all the way down the stairs. And the display doesn't work anymore. So, no, I don't have a laptop anymore, either.

Also...

Reviews: I try to review everything I read unless it's so completely and utterly average that I can't think of anything to say. Or is so bad and clichéd that I really can't be bothered.


Ahem... that is all. Feel free to take a look at my (sadly and completely amateur) writing. Reviews make my day.

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The Mud Men by Inkfire reviews
This is the tale of how Muggles and Mudbloods came to be. A response to the Rewriting challenge on The Dark Lord's Most Faithful Forum, based on the myth of Prometheus, and to a Hogwarts Online Prompt of the Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Andromeda T. - Complete
truth and dare except not by anotherbuskitten reviews
Drabble on the first Order and the secrets they wish they didn't have.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Dustland Fairytale by Inkfire reviews
Narcissa Black grows up, leaves paradise, and still lives her life as a princess in ever-moving kingdoms. Entry for the NaNoWriMo inspired challenge on The Dark Lord's Most Faithful Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Pretty, proper, perfect by Inkfire reviews
Narcissa wants things to be perfect, and she won't take no for an answer. A response to the First Magic challenge on The Dark Lord's Most Faithful Forum, and to a Prompt of the Day for Hogwarts Online.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
What I'm Living For? by anotherbuskitten reviews
A poem about losing someone in the war. Written with Fred and George in mind but could be anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Within the Walls by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
"She is the one who binds herself, twisting her shackles in her ire, falling to the ground in a crumpled heap of the woman she was when she first arrived. I only witness." -Azkaban reflects on its most infamous prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bellatrix L.
First Night by lennoxcontrary reviews
His agents come to him at night, looking for answers. If only he had some.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,005 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
The Bitterest Taste by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
A collection of drabbles - one for each of the five senses - centred around Bellatrix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Dance to Death's Violins by An Author's Pen reviews
Taste that rush of sweetness, the bitterest kind of chocolate, taste it and laugh. Take a silver knife and draw blood and laugh. Don't ask why she's laughing- Don't. Bellatrix centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
monochrome hearts don't bleed by An Author's Pen reviews
If his heart was blackblackblack as ink why did he scream and clutch his chest in pain? If her 'saviors' heart was whitewhitewhite as pure justice why did he come out with blood drip-dripping? ― GinnyTom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Brisé by tigerlily25 reviews
Good soldiers never cry.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Druella Black's Guide to Womanhood by dress without sleeves reviews
Previously Ancient and Most Noble. Change was coming, fast and strong, and it swept the Black sisters along with it: Bellatrix to freedom and to madness, Andromeda to independence and to love, and Narcissa to womanhood and to the bitter taste of loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,972 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T.
Duck and Cover by iluv2eatcarbs reviews
My name is Avery Muze and I am completely and unapologetically awkward. I take a dangerous trip downstairs to the common rooms and wind up becoming James Potter's fake girlfriend while finding a real romance. Ugh-I wish I had never left my room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,365 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Memories of a Monster by Closemyeyesandleap reviews
Ziva reveals to Tony memories of a protective older brother who grew into a monster. Very slight Tiva. The story focuses on Ari and Ziva as children, but includes an underlying plot about Tali and why Eli is the way he is. Sympathetic to Ari. UPDATED
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,767 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Ziva D., Ari H. - Complete
Pretty little doll by Inkfire reviews
Shattered by the voices - or by the woman - or by life - it's so cruel. A one-shot for the Unreliable Narrator challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
what doesn't kill you by dress without sleeves reviews
...can still hurt enough to make you wish it had. Ziva and her father, through the years. / Listening to her father rant and rave and lose the battle anyway, Ziva thinks, you want me to be as strong as you but I will be stronger. I will be the strongest.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Ziva D., Eli D. - Complete
Cerulean and Saffron by chossytoss reviews
They come from two different worlds and think like two different people, but their lives are an eternal parallel, like sand and water, midnight and dawn. And in the end it matters what they have, not what they've lost. Lengthy one-shot. Tiva ish.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Save Ari by Embolalia reviews
Chapter 7: Ziva realizes Israel is no longer an option. *A reimagining of Kill Ari through Ziva's eyes*
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Ziva D., Ari H. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by keladryevangelinerhysenn reviews
I baked cookies while my sister was hanging out of the side of a helicopter with a machine gun in hand and while my brother launched missiles at me from Palestine. I watched as my father slowly destroyed my family as well as our lives.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ziva D., Ari H. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by 16years reviews
But when she puts the cigarettes to her lips, she sees a playground in L.A and she watches it crumble.
Thirteen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
The Leroy Jethro Gibbs List by Noraque reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are great. Leroy Jethro Gibbs jokes are better. How the team and others entertain themselves on a really boring day. Crack fic. Squint Jibbs, Gabby. May be continued if read and reviewed!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
My Deja Vu Again by Quaxo reviews
It wasn't like it was the first time she'd cheated on him – and they were right for one another, despite all this and if they just kept fighting they'd make it through.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Jordan S. - Complete
Words by Inkfire reviews
Things were left unsaid for so long. They stayed locked into bitter hearts and rotted there, poisoning a restless soul. Those things always come out, yet sometimes it's just too late. A one-shot for the Quotes challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Melodies In The Key Of Haunted by Shipperness reviews
The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it. // The children of Eli David, and the things that they fear.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Ari H., Ziva D. - Complete
Never Forget by CSIGurlie07 reviews
He knew those brown eyes. He just didn't know how.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
My Hate Sex by Quaxo reviews
General Hospital never showed the poor wife at home alone on a Friday night while her husband was off "saving lives".
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Jordan S. - Complete
Pandora's Box of Sins by Cricket Songs reviews
Long before NCIS, Ziva David was an angry young girl with a gun. Some sins cannot be erased by any number of years or any amount of regret – a memory from a less-than-perfect childhood. One-shot, pre-NCIS character study. Ari & Tali included. Enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ziva D., Ari H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams and Flying Machines by Vivian Bloodmark reviews
Everyone knows that Abby has a bit of a crush on her hero, and that's as far it's ever supposed to go, but troubled and stoic Special Agent Gibbs is vulnerable to any kind of love.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Into Somebody Loved by Quaxo reviews
In this moment, right now, she might admit she loves him.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jordan S., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
Traditions by secretchild reviews
Christmas one-shot on how "It's a Wonderful Life" may have become a DiNozzo family tradition. Tony-centric tag to "Silent Night" 6x11. Very slight reference to childhood abuse. No ships except friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Legacy by Shipperness reviews
You have made monsters of us all. // David family angst.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ziva D., Ari H. - Complete
She by LtTanyaBoone reviews
Jennifer Shepard was as complex as a sip of bourbon, an acquired taste. POST JD, very short Jibbs Oneshot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
in love, and war by dress without sleeves reviews
To the victor go the spoils. The last years of the Order of the Phoenix, both times around. An end and a beginning and all that's in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,573 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
His Expectations by Bubble Wrapped Kitty reviews
I hate it when he stares at me, like he can see my every imperfection. From day one he's expected nothing less than perfection. And I'll be damned if I don't try. I don't know why his good opinion matters so much, but I have to have it. It's my drug.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - John D./J.D., Dr. Cox/Perry - Complete
She Thinks She Needs Me by kangaleigh reviews
Song by Andy Griggs. Gibbs' POV. Gabby-ish. Songfic.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Transformation of Things by Neuriel reviews
A character study of Ari Haswari. Spoilers through 3x02 "Kill Ari Part II."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Ari H., Ziva D. - Complete
His Role Reversal by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Why is JD so obsessed with the idea of me as his father figure when he’s so damn good at it himself? What does he see in me as a father that he himself doesn’t have? Future!fic.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Snow by Neuriel reviews
Ziva has always been fascinated by snow. One-shot, Ziva-centric, character study. Spoilers for 6x25 Aliyah but not really a post-Aliyah fic. Minor Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Just One Of Those Days by kangaleigh reviews
Because not everyday can go smoothly. Gibbs/Abby. No romantic stuff! Rated T because there is this one line...You'll know it when you see it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
something old, something new by dress without sleeves reviews
He asks, "Did you think I was guilty?" And she says, "Don't make me answer that."// Sirius and Andromeda, after Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
Six Times She Defied Him by OutCold reviews
Oneshot. Six times Ziva David defied her father, then she didn't have to anymore. Pre-seasons and post-seasons parts, as well as spoilers for 'Kill Ari'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Ziva D. - Complete
One day A Year by pdljmpr6 reviews
It's been fifteen years, Abbs." "I know. But don't try and tell me that means it doesn't hurt." Oneshot Gibbs/Abby friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Last Mercy by SGCbearcub reviews
He would take a woman from Gibbs. It was only fitting that he replace her. Spoilers: Twilight/Kill Ari
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Ari H. - Complete
Give and Take by Iamakunoichi reviews
She gave so much, but it was never enough...Ziva-centric. Set just after "Kill Ari" episodes. No pairings.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete
My Foreign Language by L J Groundwater reviews
JD tries to bond with Doctor Cox, much to Cox's annoyance. Carla and Elliot worry about about their bodies being less than perfect, and Turk just can't seem to get out of the line of fire. Please read and review my first Scrubs fic!
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
For Druella by dress without sleeves reviews
The world was ripe and in powerful hands, pureblooded hands, and everyone looked to the historical names of those who knew magic, who’d been born with ages of knowledge pounding through their very blood. And at the top of this pyramid, three sisters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Complete
Foundations by typicalhigh reviews
“You do know what fun is, right?” Gibbs, Abby, and a shared Christmas. Written for ncistinsel on LiveJournal.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Risk it Took by dress without sleeves reviews
The young women of Harry Potter had to grow up someday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
The Chair At The End Of The Table by dress without sleeves reviews
It's the little things that get us, in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2005
You Don't Own Me by dress without sleeves reviews
You don't own me. I'm not just one of your many toys. Keep telling yourself that, Ginny. [One-shot, Songfic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Redeeming Qualities reviews
Normal is good. Normal is her friend.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Relative Term reviews
He's a lot of things to a lot of people.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
With Her Guard Down reviews
People don't change.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
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