Name: Gasps! I've forgotten. lol. Im not saying :P call me Pop Or Puff for short, if you like. XD
Age: Old enough...yeah. Ill give you a clue, its somewhere between the minimum allowed age(13) and hundred
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, copy and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.
98% Percent of Internet Users today would die if facebook suddenly shut down. If you're one of the 2% who would be laughing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Social Experiment:Generation 13-Copy and paste this onto your profile the first time you see it and add one to the Generation. If this is your first time seeing this, then your gen.14.
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for his life.
Dump toxic waste in the river; and he won't be eating no fish."
"In the beggining there was nothing.
Then God said 'Let there be light.'
There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
They say that if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Pfft, that's nothing. When you play it forwards, it installs Windows. - Random Internet Guy
"You're mother must have been a shark and your father a human!"-Naruto
"How dare you insult my parents?!?"-Kisame
"I'll have you know my mother was a human and my father was a shark!"-Kisame
'O.O he must have had one fucked up mother'- Everyone
"Sorry, I got lost on the road of life"-Guess.
"What did you get Itachi?"-Kisame
"My parents were fish!"-Kisame
"And now their sticks"-Itachi
Random-funny-ness I've Heard:
"There once was a man in Belfast
Whose balls were made of Brass
and on a stormy day they'd
clank together...and lightning
shot out of his arse. :D"
"The problem with quotes from the internet is that you can never be sure they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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