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Joined 07-18-10, id: 2453440, Profile Updated: 06-14-11

Um. Hi. My real name's not curledruler, but I don't really like stalkers, so that's the name I'm using.

My age is none of your business, but yes, I am a girl.

I love many things, most of all reading, so obvious I just love this website. I couldn't live without music, but my prefrence varies.

-A person is smart. People are stupid.

-God made man, said "I can do better", and made woman.

-Life is what you make it to be.

-What you are, and who you are, are two vastly different things. The difference is that the first one doesn't matter.

-Insanity is simply getting the joke before anyone's even said it.

-Give twice what you get. Small kindness brightens anyone's day.\

-If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.- Dr. Seuss

- Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. -Dr. Seuss

- Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them. -Dr. Seuss

- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.- Dr. Seuss

-Be who you are and say what you feel. Because the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

-While seeking revenge, dig two graves- one for yourself. - Doug Horton

-Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt

-Remember how the universe was created by the Big Bang? Tell me, what was the Spark?

-If I lost the light of the Sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.

-Dance like nobody's watching. Sing as if no one listens. Love like it will never hurt. And live like there's a heaven on earth.

-You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body. - C.S. Lewis

..Other hilarious/wise quotes should be posted above, but either I'm lazy or the rest are all invisble. Guess which has happened.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30537 - Favs: 16,976 - Follows: 14,699 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8090 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Lengths One Will Go by Kuroi Atropos reviews
When Ishida goes missing, Ichigo, Orihime and Chad begin a search that leads them to Mayuri, where they uncover far more than their missing friend. Ironic that a Quincy would lead to the breaking of the Seireitei.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Endgame: From the Ashes, There is a Spark by penniless1 reviews
Because Ace just could not be dead, not on Brook's watch. The skeleton will do anything to save his captain that pain. Now, can the Straw-hats survive the after-effects and keep Death off their backs?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,961 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Ace, Brook
Downfall by Shadow's Forge reviews
In an alternate universe, three traitors have set into motion a plot that will shake the world to its core. Captain Sosuke Aizen and the Thirteen Court Guard Squads stand against Hueco Mundo, awaiting an enemy with genocide as its goal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,309 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - S. Aizen
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 6,317 - Follows: 3,620 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Operation: FRAGMENT by Numbah702 reviews
Three years after decommissioning, the former members of Sector V unknowingly share a secret that could save the world.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,218 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010
Sometimes by fowl68 reviews
He wonders if seeing ghosts is a sure sign of getting old. Spoilers for Revelations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ezio A., Sofia S. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 4,154 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Whole World is Watching by Positively reviews
When Alfred Jones flees to Canada after receiving his draft notice, he meets fellow peace advocate Matthew Williams. But political unrest has a tendency to warp even the best of intentions into something dark and violent. USCAN
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 3,854 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Radiate: Nexus World by penniless1 reviews
Who said the Straw-hats only existed in Oda's version of the world? Meet the burned out ruins where the Vault-suit raiders, lead by D. Luffy, roam the irradiated landscape. This is not the OP that you knew...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,802 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Luffy
Kingship by Creepy Mae West Kozi reviews
He can't help but admire this Aizen character - a man with almost hollow-like ambition. He can't help but hope he his king will tear those same ambitions around the death-god's ears. Oneshot response to poll. Hichigo and Aizen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Dark Ichigo, S. Aizen - Complete
Radiate: Wasted Aces by penniless1 reviews
One special day resulted in the death of more than one Portgas D. Ace. Journey through the memories of a dying Ace on a dying, post-apocalyptic world. A companion piece to Radiate: Nexus World.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ace - Complete
Endgame: All Blue in Seven Courses by penniless1 reviews
Sanji knew she would be trouble from the moment she stepped through his doors. Pink and blue finally collide in the Grand Line post-One Piece, and the buffet table will never be the same. SanBonney and ZoTash, with guest appearances.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,298 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Sanji, J. Bonney - Complete
Lab Rat by AnneriaWings reviews
The look on my parents' faces – eager, curious, somewhat hateful – wasn't exactly hard to give away their intentions. I knew what they were going to do to me even before Mom snapped on a pair of rubbery, white latex gloves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Of Fatherhood and Alien Babies by Rahmi reviews
Ben reacts to the events in "Save the Last Dance." A problem pops up while he's moping; it's small, blue, and cute.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Ben T. - Complete
Penumbra by StrayValkyrie reviews
Jacob thought he was normal enough, despite an inner voice with a mind of its own. Until he discovers that fifteen years ago he lived a very different life with a different name, in which he was a key factor between a war of good and evil. What the hell?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
1923, The Only Fault by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. As Edward settles into his new life in New England with Alphonse, far away from the ravages of wars in Europe and safely ensconced in the arms of America's best university, he encounters a face he never thought he'd see again. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,854 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 234 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rewrite by Silver Pard reviews
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice." The Joker shuffles the deck and makes himself anew with every card.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2008 - The Joker - Complete
with a smile by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
what mask will you wear today? black angel or white demon? : the killer in me is the killer in you. send this smile over to you.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Threads, Red or Otherwise by Lupin reviews
Ways in which their paths meet again, or do not.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Masquerade by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
You can fool any friend who ever knew you, so take your turn, take a ride on the merrygoround [& let’s see the mask behind the man.]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Shinji H., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Sunday Fathers by Julia456 reviews
After all, what can a father do but babysit sometimes? 'Returns' fluff.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
Good Intentions by Lisse reviews
Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
The Mind Plays Tricks by Utenakun reviews
If only Scarecrow had a brain. 1s.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete