Author has written 3 stories for Criminal Minds, and Harry Potter.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING UNLESS I MADE UP A CHARACTER...
I'd like to warn you that I'm deleting the stories that I've abandon. There's not much of a point in keeping it if I don't plan on continuing.
If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does the fifth person enjoy it????
I was a rude Slytherin, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Hermione Granger, Lucius Malfoy, and Severus Snape... WTFH?????
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
That's what they tell me...
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Heck Ya! All I'd need was to show them how much Harry Potter stuff I do on my laptop!
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
IDK. I've never met her, but she seems to be pretty clever
Group Of Characters?
DEATH EATERS! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hmmm... Not Sure...
AVADA KADEVRA! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!
Flourish and Blotts
I no know... I'm undecided
Urm... I donno
Ron/Hermione. :/ Sorry, but I cannot stand it!
Acid Pops. Tounge holes never really appealed to me...
Alecto and Amycus Carrow
uhh, Borgin and Burkes, I suppose
Couples? What Do You Think?
Still hatin it...
Nah, I'm good.
Pretty cute, actually.
That actually sparks an idea...
Is this a trick question????
Well, it'd be kinda awkward. She is married to his brother, after all...
I no know
Aww! Too cute!
aww, that's so CAH-UTE!!!!
Sure. I actually just read one... I was bored, okay?
I Guess... It's a bit too expected, but whatevs...
Sure. I could see that.
SOOOO ANNOYING! They were cute for about two seconds after they kissed...
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape!!!!
Fred Or George?
TE AMO, FRED!!!!
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?
Butterbeer or Fire Whiskey?
Fire Whiskey!!!! (Me and Harry get crunk on Hogsmeade weekends...)
Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
HOGS HEAD!!!!' (They got Aberforth!!!!)
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Depends on how I'm feeling at the moment...
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Have you Been to A Release Party?
Ever cried while reading one of the books?
No! I NEVER CRY! Go ask anyone!!!!
Books or Movies?
Books! Remus is hot in the books, but in the movie he's a depressed-looking, Hitler guy... Sirius too... Much hotter in my imagination... But, y'know, I still have my GIGANTICA crush on GARY OLDMAN... Don't ask...
Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Yes… It scares me a bit... I almost cried when I woke up...
Been To A Fansite?
Been to JKR’s Site?
She has a site? Well, I'm gonna do that right now!
Have You Ever Roleplayed?
No but Me and my friend Call each oTher just about every Harry Potter character ever made...
If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?
Mainly Draco, Fenrir Greyback, Remus, and Hermione
Did you use to have an absurd theory?
What was it?
I thought that Lucius was really a spy for Dumbledore and Snape was a traitor... *blush*
Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?
Nope. I EMBRACE the crazy...
Did it/ Does it work?
Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?
Nope. I don't dress up for Holloween unless I'm an emo witch... Once again, don't ask...
Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Once again... Don't be a comedian...
Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Maybe in looks, but I don't think they're alike in any other ways.
Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike
No. Their appearances are alike, but I don’t really think that their personalities are the same. Like how Lily concentrates on studying and acedemics, whereas Ginny focuses on sports and boys.
Do you know what fanfiction is?
Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?
Do you read fanfiction?
If so, do you like it?
YES, YES, YES!!!!
Are you a member of a fanfiction site?
Do you write fanfiction?
Yep. Trying... (But failing. EPICALLY)
Do you like to write fanfiction?
-head on desk- Why would I write it if I didn’t like doing it?
Ever had Harry Potter Candy?
NO WAY!!!! I HAVE TO TRY THAT!!!!
Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Just a few posters, book 7 and my obsession...
Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
!!Do You Agree With This?
YUP. We're both devilishly beautiful... (:
Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
What Are They?
Draco, Hermione, Fenrir, Bellatrix, Voldemort, Lucius, Barty Jr., A heck of a lot more...
Do you object to being Called By them?
Nope. They show my true personality... LOL
Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Most of my friends love Harry Potter too, so...
Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)
Sparkly, green undies...
Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Not really. It'd be cool to have magicks and stuff, but I love my life and I wouldn't give it up for ANYTHING!!!!
Have you re-read the books?
Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Have You Had An RP Party?
Do You Want To?
Once again, a what????
Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?
Have You Ever Wrote One?
Do You Want To?
Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?
If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it
Are You Going To Write One?
IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?
Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?
Now that would be an achievement that you've not accomplished...
Gosh, that took a while. :)
Name your 12 favourite HP characters.
7) BELLATRX (kinda controversial with 1)
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
IDK... Stuff... Neville'd probably marry Luna...
04) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Yep. There's a whole bunch about Bill
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Sev and Remus???? EWWWW
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Harry/Arthur or Harry Sirius???? Both kinda gross, but I could kinda see Harry/Sirius... (KINDA)
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Bellatrix walked in on Fred and Neville... Uh... She'd gouge her eyes out with a spoon...
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic
SIRIUS/DRACO. Okay. Draco's done with his father's manipulations, and fed up with his family, Death Eaters, and Voldemort. He goes to the one man he knows can help. Along the way of protecting, Sirius slowly falls in love with the young, blond Slytherin, keeping it secret, he doesn't realize that the object of his affections is falling for him too.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic
Nothing I've ever read...
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Bellatrix and Sirius's Aunt dies and no one's effected more by this than young Bellatrix Black. Who's there to comfort her but her dear cousin, Sirius?
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Severus gives Hermione detention and she uses this situation to her advantage by teasing Severus to his breaking point.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Draco het? Likely
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Fred/Severus/Harry? I would hope not.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Damn you laws!!!!"
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Lithium by Nirvana... :D
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Hermione/Remus/Neville. Warnings: Mother Mary, save me.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Sirius on Fred? "Hey, Firecrotch, wanna join a sex-starved old man in bed?"
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
About Harry? About 35 minutes ago
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Uhm... Tonks???? I guess it;s not really a secret though...
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Bill shag George... I would hope not!!!!!
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Draco/Balletrix... Don't even want that image...
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Ok- Hermione and Bill are in a happy relationship until SBill suddenly runs off with Severus. Hermione, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of HArry and finds true love with Draco. Title: Past, Present, Future.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Luna/Bellatrix... Uhm... *barfs up dinner*
50 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This:
1. What colour is your toothbrush?
2. Name one person who made you smile today:
My best buddie, Zane
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Getting woken up late
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
5. What is your favourite candy bar?
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
EWW! NEVER!!!! Partly to the fact that I'm in 7th grade...
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
"Aw! That's so cute!" watching 'Just Wright'
8. What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
10. What is your lip gloss of choice?
11. What was the last thing you ate?
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yup. Shirts and Jeans. Cute ones too
13. The last sporting event you watched?
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
16. Ever go camping?
Ugh, yes. Didn't like bathing in a slimy creek though
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
Yup. Brute force (JK! DON'T CALL CHILD SERVICES! I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!!)
19. Do you have a tan?
yep. I'm naturally tan
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Nope. About once or twice a month
22. What did your last text message say?
'Sorry. I can't' to Zane, telling her I can't sleep at her house.
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
Mowing a lawn. It's my summer job
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
A Malshe named Sugars
26. What colour is your watch?
I don't wear them usually. But the last in my posession was white
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
28. What is your birthstone?
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
30. What is your favourite number?
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32. Any plans today?
No. I plan to read though.
33. How many states have you lived in?
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
I'm a teenager! It's my parents!!!!
35. Last song listened to?
Courage by Superchick
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
38. Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Flip-Flops and Converse!
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
No. I'm perfectly content with myself
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
41. Do you love anyone?
Of course, my family and friends!!!!
42. Do any of your friends have children?
Not friends my age…I’m only thirteen...
43. What do you usually do during the day?
Read, talk to friends, sometimes write, ipod, watch movies, see my friends…
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
46. What colour is your car?
Can’t drive yet…so I don’t have one.
47. Do you like cats?
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
No, I’m thinking about finishing this thing
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
no. But everyone has-including my three siblings!!!!
50. How did you get your worst scar?
I got cut by a peice of barbwire
Your real name: Sarah
Your Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name plus 'izzle'): Sarizzle
Your Detective Name (fave colour plus your fave animal): Purple-Dog
Your Soap Opera Name (your middle name plus your current road name): Lynn-Millicent 15th Street
Your Star Wars Name (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mum's maiden name): Latsaley
Your Superhero Name (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Cheerwine
Your Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middlename, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Atirmty (WTFH????)
Your Witness Protection Name (mother's middle name): Jean
Your Goth Name (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sugars (Nice. I like it)
My faith: Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you believe in God and aren't afraid to admit it then repost this on your profile
Time to learn some stuff about me
fav number: 8
fav word: Chiz, Shiny,Snoodledoodles, Frip (I made it up!!!!)
fav tv show: Criminal Minds, Degrassi, Glee, Shake It Up, NCIS, Higher Ground, Detroit 1-8-7, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bones, The Simpsons, American Idol
fav books: Soooooooo many!
fav song: Well mine changes but right now there's too many to say.
favorite food: Mexican, Chinease, and American ;D
my fav animes: Besides Avatar: The Last Airbender I don't watch it
my fave writers: I have too many to list, but some of them are Jane Austen, Alyson Noel, James Patterson, Margeret Peterson Haddix, J.K. Rowling, and Lisi Harrison
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like:"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a died hard no hope for cure harry potter fan put this on your profile.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
To night we're gonna "GO APE" because there are some crazy "GIRLS ON THE DANCE FLOOR" and then we'll fly "LIKE A G6" and "DANCE LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON" because "SHE OWNS THE NIGHT"
They can't read my "POKER FACE" because I "JUST DANCE" and we don't want a "PAPER GANGSTER" or "PAPARAZZI" so pick up your "TELEPHONE" and dial "ALEJANDRO" to come and play a "LOVEGAME" with you because we are "BEAUTIFUL, DIRTY, RICH" and all we want is GAGA.
We "CAN'T BE TAMED" because the "7 THINGS" are still in tact, so let's all "PARTY IN THE USA" because "THE CLIMB" will come to an end because "EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN" and we'll decide "WHO OWNS MY HEART" so that we can be like a "FLY ON THE WALL" and I can't wait to "SEE YOU AGAIN" so "WHEN I LOOK AT YOU" I'll just "START ALL OVER"
Life is "BEAUTIFUL" so "LOSE YOURSELF" and "SING FOR THE MOMENT" and "WHEN I'M GONE" I'll fly like a "MOCKING BIRD" or "SUPERMAN" and I'm not scared to hit "ROCK BOTTOM" because I'm passionate "TIL I COLLAPSE" because I was born "LIKE A TOY SOLDIER"
Love The Way You Lie
Pairings I like:
Herimione/Barty Crouch Jr.
Dead like me:
George/Rube(hundred years older than her but they're cute together)
Sonny with a chance:
"If you believe in God, copy-and-paste blah blah blah..." So what? What does believing in God mean? Lots of people, Christian and non-Christian believe He exists. Even demons "believe in God." What makes you so different? I, for one, don't merely believe in Him...I TRUST in Him. I don't just "believe in God"...I believe in JESUS! I believe He is the ONLY Way, the ONLY Truth and the ONLY Life and without Him there is no salvation! If you believe in Jesus and have His Joy in your heart, don't just copy-and-paste this into your profile...SHOW IT! (Copy and pasted from bean21's profile) JESUS ROCKS!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm SOCIALLY AWKWARD so I MUST be stupid.
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V.
It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."
"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over. " (that's on amusing insult!)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Friend's will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
"Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.
Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Tell the truth and run.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
"Set sail in a general that way direction."
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I’m Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
"Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sporks
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Fact about the Squishy saying: I called this kid Mr. Squishy, he fit's the part, he's in shape and all, but his stomach is SQUISHY!!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
(Stolen off Eminnis’s profile, if you want to see all of them go check it out she writes the most HIL-AR-I-OUS Reid/Prentiss story ever!! It’s called The Prank War Of The BAU that’s the link, YOU BETTER READ IT!!!! YOU’LL PEE YOUR PANTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!! :)
You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.
Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.
Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoo, the ice cream that licks itself.
When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
You watch the episodes a week before they air, on youtube.
You just wish Channy would form already!
So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.
You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town!
You want a Blarmie, the blanket with arms.
Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro-yo machine.
Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!
You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.
You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
You settle things by playing musical chairs.
You do know there are 80 shades of white.
You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
You can't say no to the kiss cam.
You laugh at people who say double duty.
You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: "Peace out suckaaas!"
Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would still be alive and laughing.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose me, or your life
Boy: My life.
Girl walks away in holding back sobs, and Boy runs after her and says...
"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
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