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Joined 07-18-10, id: 2454259, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

As for the purging of this site, if for any reason my stories magically disappear, you can always find me over on TWCS under the handle of Joce_Cullen. I have already uploaded MB over there.

On with the show:


I really stink at these things so here's a shot in the dark. I'm old enough to drink but not old enough to want to lie about my age just yet. I have one cat and two dogs. (My other cat just passed in January. He was my baby of 18 years). I just graduated from college in May and am currently volunteer at least once a week while I look for a job. I want to go to Scotland and Ireland before I die and I want to really live like so many others haven't. I love TV and movies but I love reading more. I love Twilight but it doesn't rule my life.

I would love to meet Rob Pattinson and Peter Faccinelli in person some day and ask them a couple of questions that have been plaguing my mind recently. Unlike a lot of Twilight fanatics out there, I understand that Rob Pattinson is not Edward Cullen; he plays him. Rob, while he looks good as Edward Cullen, he looks so much better as himself. (Personally, in my opinion, I believe Rob can do SOOOOOO much better than Kristen. Something about her rubs me the wrong way. Everything I've seen from her only mkes me believe more and more that she's using Rob to further her career and doesn't actually care for him as he cares for her. I don't want her hurting him in the long run. He's too good for that. Again, that's my opinion and you can disagree.)

I'm not exactly new here, but I'm completely innept when it comes to technology so I haven't really learned how to upload any of my stuff here just yet, so bare with me if I screw things up before they get better. I hold my stories very close to me and I'm not quite sure I want to unload them onto the world just yet. I'm not sure the world would want me to unload my stories onto them. How about we do it one story at a tim, shall we?

I am a very private person and enjoy my privacy to the extreme. I have always wanted to be a writer when I grew up and now that I'm fairly grown up, I'm not sure I have the confidence to do it. We'll see. I think I still have a little bit of growing up to do yet before I feel ready to expose myself to not only constructive criticism from readers, but also, unfortunately destructive criticism. I'm to chicken to see what the destructive people will say. My skin isn't quite tough enough just yet.

I know a whole bunch of little tidbits I picked up all over the place so if you want to know something, just send me a PM and see if I know it. :) For example:

Did you know that poison ivy is not part of the ivy family and poison oak is not part of the oak family, but they both are part of the cashew family?
Did you know the average housefly lives for 14 days?
Did you know that pilates makes you look taller?
Did you know children have more taste buds than adults?
Did you know that Harry S. Truman was the last president notto have gotten a college degree?

I think this is long enough now, don't you? I hope I haven't put you all to sleep. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to PM me and I'll do my best to get back to you. I live on this website so it shouldn't take too long to respond.

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A Big Enough Umbrella by bornonhalloween reviews
Even a superhero has to pull on his tights one leg at a time. An "Old School" sequel as told by Umbrella Man himself. Rated M because they can't keep their hands off each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,415 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4h - Published: 5/29
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 640,584 - Reviews: 16749 - Favs: 7,132 - Follows: 7,716 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9461 - Favs: 9,629 - Follows: 11,588 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Phantom Scars by savannavansmutsmut reviews
First officer Edward finds a scared broken girl and does everything in his power to help her. Running for your life sometimes means fighting for the courage to actually let yourself live it. This story is all EPOV Rated M for a reason. Pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Waltz by Moonchild707 reviews
After being orphaned at 6, Isabella Swan was separated from her only remaining family. Ten years later, Bella is reunited with her siblings and a new foster family. With secrets in her past and a rocky road to recovery, Bella strives for normalcy, routine, and the strength only a family can give. A story of love, healing, redemption and growth. AH, dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 276,365 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
A Hope Renewed by Hopesparkles reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a forced marriage between Bella who is caring for her ailing father after losing their home, and Edward who has recently inherited his uncle's estate and has no intention of taking a wife. All Human/Regency era fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,088 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diminishing Walls by Photogirl333 reviews
Bella has accepted that she will always be alone and un-loved. Edward is a single father dealing with life and his baby daughter. Can the two be brought together by loving the same little girl? AH/ExB both POV. Tissue Warning at times, so I've been told
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,929 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13343 - Favs: 9,319 - Follows: 4,913 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's trust love by Dooba reviews
The Cullens go back to high school, 7 years after the end of BD. What starts out to be a fun endeavor, soon turns into dangers that nobody had foreseen... What damage can a crazy lovesick girl inflict? Rated M for some language and lemon. Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 140,316 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Breath by First Blush reviews
It's 1944, Edward awakes in a London field hospital. He's told his wife was in an air raid and did not survive. This sends Edward on a journey over two continents to find the love of his life, forgiveness for his past, and a joy he never even knew existed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,164 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All That Jazz by javamomma0921 reviews
AH/AU Set in 1919. Meet orphan sisters, Bella and Alice Swan, as they journey to Chicago to meet their Aunt Esme, brazen, disowned sister of their mother. Join Bella as she learns the true meaning of marriage and love. M for adult themes and later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,134 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Arranged Marriage by shasta53 reviews
After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 226,060 - Reviews: 4532 - Favs: 3,458 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14521 - Favs: 7,784 - Follows: 5,394 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 4,208 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Academy by In His Power reviews
She signed the contracts. She knew what the program would involve. Everyone on the scene knew about the Academy, where students were trained in the art of submission. So why did I sense Isabella wasn't here completely by choice? A/H, E/B, BDSM.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,189 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Corn Maze Menace by ericastwilight reviews
Edward catches a tantalizing scent of blood in a corn maze, and he must have it. Halloween one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Infatuation by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Bella's first semester of college will be one she'll never forget. Entry into Ninapolitan's D.I.L.F. contest. C/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Curing Hysteria by dhobbs reviews
The Victorian era: women are not sexual creatures. So, when they become sexually aroused, it is deemed an illness. And who is there to cure it? A certain Dr. Cullen. Well, he can treat it at least... AH/AU. Lemony One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Physical Attraction by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Bella to meet his adopted father Carlisle - and instantly, sparks start to fly. THREESOME AU. ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
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Mafia Bargains reviews
Traded like livestock, treated like trash, all by her own aunt and uncle. When she's put up as collateral, does Bella find what she's always needed in a man from the underworld? BxE Mafia AH/AU OOC Rated M just in case OS or continue? tell me what u thin
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 203,766 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Edward, Bella
Unchained reviews
Bella and Edward met under dire circumstances, coming together to fight for their lives. In the process, will they be able to find something more? AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete