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Ok. So this is the space where I'm supposed to tell you about myself, blah blah blah. Honestly, I don't think anyone cares, they only care about the story. But, becuase I'm actually trying to play by the rules, [For once in my life I might add] I'm gonna let you guys know a little about me.
As A Writer:I write eveything because it pops into my head randomly. I don't plan these sort of things, but when I get inspired, I absolutely can not stop. I loose a few hours of sleep thinking about how I'll make the story end. This probably isn't good, but oh well. Also. I get sooo many requests for stories, and how they want things to end. I even get a few requests on if they can be in the story. Yes, I appreciate all the help. I really do. Don't get me wrong. But this story is for me. Never forget that.
As A Person: I'm me. Plain and simple. No one really knows what kind of person I am, I tend to keep to myself. Yet I have many friends that I love to joke around and be absolutely stupid with. My friends make me happy, and seeing as how I'm alive and the sky is still blue, life is all good. I love coffee. It's really hard for me to write without it. I'll probably die from this stuff, but I figure, why the hell not?
Anywho, I think that's about all I can say about myself. I don't know. But you should definately check out my story "Becoming Closer to Closure" It took alot of work. I'm still in the process of writing, but it's coming along great. You should also review and tell me what you think about it. The more reviews I get, the faster I'll post. So...do it? I'll be your friend forever. And if you wanna talk to me about this story, go ahead and message me. I love talking to new people on here so go right ahead sir! Miss? Mrs? Whichever one you are=D
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
Quotes that make me happy-
The person, be it gentleman or lady who has not pleasure in a good novel must be intolerably stupid- Jane Austen
Laughter is the best calorie burner- Audrey Hepburn
That's what she said- Me and every other preverted teenager in america
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination- John Lennon