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Joined 07-19-10, id: 2454716, Profile Updated: 11-06-10
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Knight.

Helloooooooooo, My name is what?

you wonder mwhahaha Jessicaaar' Aimeee Mariaa-Starr' at your service No telly you my last name :)

I am the type of person who suffers in silence so most of my stories are going to be/are Darkfic or Vampfic so maybe on a random day i will do a yaoi or a yuri maybe even *GULP* A girlyfic :X I am 12 years youngg lovingg the internet and my friends. Ah hem my famous speech comences NOW x3 "Now I'm driven to be ten times better than you think you are Piece my piece I've built my walls And burned the bridges down That lead back to people like you" Tah-Dahh :D

-- DID YOU KNOWWW ??? -Useless funny random facts that i knoww :) --

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It isn't impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in The air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception.

Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession

Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day

Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? A. He was allergic to carrots.

Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.

In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".

It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the Rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase Inspired by this practice.

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

AND FINALLY At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

LINKS TO FANFICS:

Looks can be deceiving:

Chapter 2-

Bellas skinnys

Bellas top

Bellas shoes

Bellas jewellery and (ON BOTH ARMS)

Chapter 3-

Bella's dress

Bellas shoes

Bellas bag

Bellas necklace

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like brownies.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are SICK of all of the original Twilight fan fictions that only consist of Bella getting bitten by another Edward, Edward always coming back, and chalkful of called-for Bella-Edward Smutness, and are now on your knees begging for one unoriginal fan fiction, Copy this onto your fan fiction and add your name: MidnightWalker/EdwardandBellaTruLove4Ever, The Dawn Is Breaking, ISnortSugar ,IWantMyOwnJasperWhitlock, AliCatxo, RawrItsKachina, RimaUmiTouya,iRaaawr

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If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.

9. Picture yourself naked.

8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.

7. Paint his room pink.

6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.

5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."

4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.

3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.

2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.

1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.

10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.

9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.

8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.

7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.

6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.

5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.

4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"

3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"

2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"

1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday.

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a Twilight movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Jasper Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Jasper Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is gay...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you didn't cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jasper, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever had a really obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Jasper Cullen and are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Jasper Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the fuck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

In my mind...
Jasper Hale is my lover.
Rosalie Hale is my bestfriend.
Edward Cullen wants to eat me.
Alice Cullen wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

WEIRD QUIZ THING

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Tyson and I hadn't disturbed them with our bad charriot driving." (PERCY JACKSON, SEA OF MONSTERS)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Pillow

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Scrubs

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:20pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

1:17am :L

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, going to school. x_X

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Facebook.

9. What are you wearing?

Band shirt and skinnies.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yupp.

11. When did you last laugh?

About thirty seconds ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Mirrors and photos of meh and friends.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A Labradoodle.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its funny.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Saw VI (six)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

An original copy of teh batman series (COMIC, sad i knoww)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am HyYPER :D

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I want free weed :L

19. Do you like to dance?

Ish.

20. George Bush:

A guy called George...WITH A BUSH..(Pubes :L)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

If i hate her Tanya, if i love her Alexia.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

If i hate him Edward, if i love him Craig.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I already am.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Yew are not allowed in, Say hi to Satan ferr meh"

List twelve of your favourite characters from your fandom, in no particular order:

1. Hannah S.

2. Jezebel R.

3. Morgead B.

4. James R.

5. Raksha K.

6. Galen D.

7. Timmy

8. Miles N.

9. Ash R.

10. Quinn

11. Iliana D.

12. Poppy N.

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Galen/Iliana? It’s a common topic for fanfics.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

James R.? Smokin hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Poppy got Miles pregnant? Wouldn’t that be the other way round... And I think James would be annoyed.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Well, duh.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Jez and Galen? I dunno really.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Keller/Ash or Keller/Quinn? Keller/James coz Ash would be good with Keller.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Timmy walked in on Jez and Poppy having sex? He would scream and run to Rashel then Rashel would burst in and realize that Timmy was hallucinating and that it was actually Jez and Morgead

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Morgead/Quinn: Morgead has been sent on a mission with Quinn and spends the time to bond with him. It don’t work and everything goes wrong.

9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hannah/Miles? Maybe..?

10. Suggest a title and summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Timmy/Poppy: Empty souls- Timmy get really upset that he doesn’t have a soulmate and Poppy is the only one who he can talk to.

11. Does anyone on your friend list read Three yet?

What is a friends list

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

As I said what is a friends list

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I am not repeating it again

14. If you wrote a Songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Miles? Um... I don’t actually know

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Keller? Not that long ago

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Hannah and Timmy are in a happy relationship until Ash runs off with James. Hannah, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Iliana and a brief unhappy affair with Poppy, then follows the wise advice of Keller and finds true love with Morgead.

17. Four invites Three and Eight to their house for dinner. What happens?

James invites Morgead and Miles to their house for dinner. James and Morgead start talking about how much Jez and Poppy are alike and Miles sits and listens. After a while he gets bored and leaves.

18. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Ash tries to get Keller to go to a yoga class. Keller slaps Ash round the face them kicks him where the sun don’t shine and walks off to Galen.

19. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One or Six?

Hannah or Galen? Tough one. It would be Hannah because she is just plain awesome. But then Galen if I need someone to talk to.

20. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in... Their reaction?

Jez and Timmy are making out. Quinn walks in. Quinn says, "TIMMY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO JEZ?"

21. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Morgead falls in love with Galen. Miles is jealous. Then he finds Timmy just walking out of Morgead’s bedroom holding an empty love potion bottle.

22. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?

James jumps me in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Quinn, Jez, or Timmy? Quinn, because Jez would be somewhere with Morgead and Timmy wouldn’t be able to do anything apart from thirsty James.

23. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?

Hannah decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later she storms out of the kitchen followed by a burnt camera man and the fire alarm going off.

24. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Morgead has to marry either Miles, James, or Ash. He chose Miles because he doesn’t back down from a dare and Rashel and Mare would kill him if he chose their soulmate.

25. Seven kidnaps Two, and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Timmy kidnaps Jez, and demands something from Keller for Jez's release. What is it? He wants her to make Rashel play with her instead of being with Quinn.

26. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you choose?

Hannah or Galen? BOTH!

27. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

Quinn challenges James to a chariot race. Because he was getting paid by Ash.

28. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Everyone gangs up on Morgead. What happens? He looks at Jez and pleads with his eyes and she helps him.

29. Everyone is invited to Two and Ten's wedding except for Eight. How do they react?

Everyone is invited to Jez and Quinn's wedding except Miles. He doesn’t care because Quinn and Jez are drunk and will get over it.

30. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Galen is afraid of Timmy because Galen has seen what Timmy does to Ash and Quinn.

31. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go?

Quinn gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. They all laugh at him apart from Rashel who kisses him.

32. One arrives late for Two and Ten's wedding. What happens? Why were they late?

Hannah arrives for Jez and James's wedding. Jez and James don't care because they are drunk and they don’t know what they are doing. Hannah was late because Thierry chained her up in his room :P.

33. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Keller and Ash get roaring drunk and end up at my house. I persuade Ash to turn me into a vampire and go back to circle daybreak with them.

34. Three, Six, and Four all go to the zoo for Eight's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Eight?

Morgead, Galen, and James all go to the zoo for Miles' birthday party. It goes great! Morgead gets him mountain boots, Galen gets him some climbing equipment, and James gets him a dead mouse.

35. Everyone gets together and start protesting outside your house. What are they protesting about? What do you do?

Everyone is protesting about how I need to stop fantasising about becoming a vampire and just become one already. I would walk out and beg Theirry to make me a vampire.

36. Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?

Ash murders Jez's best friend. Jez would hunt down Ash for killing Morgead and just as she is about to stake him she wakes up.

37. Six and One are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Six save themself or One?

Galen and Hannah are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Hannah saves herself while Galen goes Leopard and saves himself as well.

38. Five is trapped in a cave. Ten come to rescue them. What happens?

Keller is trapped in a cave. Quinn rescues her. Then they go back to the mission they were on.

39. Three starts a day camp. What happens?

Morgead starts a day camp. He forces the rest of the Daybreakers to help him but the kids end up running for their lives from the camp...

40. Four, Six and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

James, Galen and Timmy are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Quinn walks in and thinks he is going insane.

41. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Hannah starts to write a story where Ash and Quinn are going out. Jez is laughing her butt of thinking about what that would look like in real life.

42. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Timmy makes an apple pie. He put something in it!

43. Eight and Three go camping. For some reason the forgot to bring food. What do they do?

Miles and Morgead go camping. They forgot food but it doesn't matter because Morgead just finds some blood to drink and Miles phases and hunts in his falcon form.

44. While they are camping they run into James(from Night World). What will they do?

Tell him to camp with them and they have great fun.

45. (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Keller, James, Timmy, Hannah and Morgead are playing Truth or Dare. Keller asks Timmy, and Timmy says Truth. Keller asks who Timmy loves, and Timmy, after some prodding from Morgead, confessed their true love with James. James does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Morgead. Timmy is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Hannah while Morgead and James run into the sunset together. However, Keller is secretly in love with Hannah, and become so jealous of Timmy, who, after the comfort from Hannah becomes in a relationship with Hannah, and so Keller decides to murder Timmy, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Quinn and is sent to prison, allowing Hannah and Timmy to continued their relationship.

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Vicious Love Affair by SakuraHatake1 reviews
Kaname leaves Yuuki for Zero. Yuuki moves on and starts dating Shiki. Rima likes Shiki. Aidou and Kain are constantly competeing for Rima's attention. Ruka does everything she can to break up Kaname and Zero. Throw Ichjo into this and its a mess.
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Alone in a Broken World by girl-crazy-4-VampyreSpeed reviews
Sequel to When Will Fate Catch You Up? Jez and Morgead are on the run but their past is chasing them also. They will meet old friends new enemies and it will be hard for them to work out who to trust. Full Sum inside, please just read and review and enjoy
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Return to the Sea by Kagome Echizen Fan reviews
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The Dark Daughters by Cocoloco123 reviews
witches vamps...full summery inside! J&B story.The witches are like in The House Of Night Novel but you don't need to read them.Vamps are like in Twilight XD Rated T For Language and so on. Please Read! ADOPTED
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Protection by fembuck reviews
Jill tries to help Alice cope with what's been done to her after they rescue her from Umbrella. Alice/Jill, Jill/Alice, femslash
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Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11626 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
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When Present And Future Collide by Purple-Sherlock-1985 reviews
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All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
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Living the Dream by xAnimex07 reviews
Two years since Shizuma and Nagisa left Miatar and are in college. They got there own apartment and hoping for a brighter future together. Until one day a mysterious figure comes and changes both of their lives forever. COMPLETE! SEE YOU AGAIN SOON!
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Looks can be deceiving reviews
Where Bella and Eddie have completely different lifestyles and only Carlisle and Alice know Bella. rated m for later themes : sorry this is my first fanfic x REVIEW ! Chap 5 up ; Eventual ExB
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This is a fanfic of Yuuki/Rido. Human Yuuki WARNING THIS ISNT FOR RIDO HATERS OR KANAME LOVERS /3 ONE-SHOT!
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