Saldemar the Fantabulous
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Joined 08-02-02, id: 245476, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
Author has written 4 stories for Medabots, Escaflowne, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Lord of the Rings.

I just realized I haven't published anything in about 7 years. In those seven years, I have finished a two year diploma as a law clerk, decided I hated it, floated around in retail management for about four years, and now I'm finishing up an Accounting program after which I get to play with money and numbers for the rest of my life...and I'm really looking forward to it.

I've got about 2 gigs of written material over various fandoms on a flash drive somewhere, but I have since misplaced it, but I'm sure I'll find it eventually.

Age: 25 with the maturity of a twelve year old (but hey, don't we all?) and the vocabulary of a university english professor (what a disturbing combination)
Nationality:CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

Stuff I watch:
- The Walking Dead
- Grimm
- Big Bang Theory
- enjoying a resurgence of Power Rangers on Netflix

Music I like:
- Really into Florence and the Machine, Lindsey Stirling and Emilie Autumn, and there seems to be a lot of Glee floating around on my playlist for some reason.

Hobbies:
-sewing
-photography
-reading, lots of reading
-Baking (it's a good way to spend a Sunday afternoon)
-Jewellry making (wire and chain maille)

I beta'd for Rockbird, but if anyone else wishes to partake of my grammatical and editorial brilliance, you know where to find me...right here in case you didn't catch that.

I'll start writing again, eventually.

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,935 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 4,123 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Exitus Acta Probat by JellyBellys reviews
After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, no time turners! Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,341 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Summer Solstice by spartiechic reviews
Sarah's in college now, sharing a room with her best friend Allison. Everything's going well, until she finds herself dragged back into the Underground. She's trapped until the Solstice. How will she pass the time? J/S & OC/OC
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,542 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
All Hope Abandoned by Ankha reviews
I once asked myself what could Holmes do to drive Watson away. This is what came out: Hidden away in the wall of a cottage a set of journals were found. The secrets they held were nothing short of tragic. Slash H/W.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,899 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 2,537 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Between Wind and Water by Rex Luscus reviews
Norrington needs a quick solution to the Jack Sparrow problem, and Jack discovers that the Caribbean he once knew is gone. The deal they make could solve both their troubles, or it might be the worst mistake of their lives. Jack/Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,295 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Riddle's Legacy by GenvieveWoolf reviews
Miraculously, the boy hesitated. Realizing what was at stake, Tom dropped the wand and fell to his knees. "Don't do it!" The next words came very hard. "Please, don't kill me." What might have happened if Harry had not stabbed Riddle's diary?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,273 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
A Somnambulistic Conundrum by ArkadyRose reviews
Investigating the case of the Cessarine Majeste, Holmes is plagued by nightmares in which he sleepwalks, always drawn towards Watson's presence. But what is the deeper secret behind the mystery of the Cessarine Majeste, and why is Holmes' life in danger?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Samhainophobia by Urotnik reviews
The Scarecrow finds refuge in a small community near Gotham. Having been forcefully reminded of his home town, he plans on giving everyone a Halloween they'll never forget... But as he observes the residents, he himself becomes influenced by the town.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,907 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
LXG2 The Sequel by Sawyer Fan reviews
Tom Sawyer is called back to America, unaware he is in extreme danger in doing so. Can a resurrected sinner and a very alive Allan Quatermain help the rest of the League save the young agent before it's too late?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,096 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2004
In Terms of a Name by Taliya reviews
-UP FOR ADOPTION- Indicted, imprisoned, kidnapped, and Kissed, Harry manages to survive and gain powerful allies. Now, he bides his time for the perfect chance to strike. AU after OotP. Dark, powerful, independent, Dementor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,329 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P.
In the Quartermaster's Store by HoVis reviews
A tale of romance, kidnap, torture, confusion, and uniform cleaning. All these things combine to create quite a stir for one Lieutenant Malcolm Reed! Please read and review. COMPLETE.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - M. Reed - Complete
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 4940 - Favs: 6,997 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Kettle of Hawks by Rennie1265 reviews
Norrington and Jack Sparrow find some common ground, mutual enemies. Adventures and mayhem, drama and humour follow. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Here And There by BartyJnr reviews
Just before their Seventh year at Hogwart's something happens to Hermione and Harry, but what? I would like to point out a theory as well. If HP and HG suddenly appear back in time, I would think it would create fluxes in the Time area.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sirius B., Barty C. Jr.
New World by A.E. Harbuthnaut reviews
Most of the stories here involve someone going back to Holmes...what if he came forward to us? Read and find out.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Perceptual Distortions by OwlishArgento reviews
After a transfigured timeturner throws Hermione into the past, she fights to get back, to understand her reasons for being in the past. Hermione meets a few familiar characters on the way. One in particular: Barty Crouch Junior. Not a romance story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Hermione G.
Winner of Willy by pralinkova princezna reviews
One man, one factory, one contest. Five golden tickets for five women. Wonka wants his own heir.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Young Lords I: Pass the Dorwinion by Sanaryelle reviews
What happens when you mix a young Elrond, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Erestor, Galdor, and a bottle of the finest Dorwinion? Read to find out! First in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Revolution by Raven Silvers reviews
1909. The world is under the oppressive rule of King Dante and his feared Kwaden. But when there is oppresion, there will be resistance; and this revolution will be unlike one the world has ever seen before.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,045 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004
The Phantom of the Opera Returns by matchmakerqtpie reviews
A man buys the remains of the Opera Populaire and decides to restore it. He moves his wife and daughter into the opera house, none of whom know that the place already belongs to someone else... FINISHED
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 87,386 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Perfect by CrimsonSympathy reviews
[[JS]] Jareth and Sarah are finding their way through a corrupted Labyrinth. Jareth has been challenged to win Sarah's heart... but can he? Rated R for a good reason. [[COMPLETE!]]
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Shattering Stone Tablets by mnemosyne23 reviews
Reed gets drunk, Hoshi gets frustrated, T'Pol gets drooled upon, and someone gets killed. Just another day aboard Enterprise! Challenge response, ReedHoshi.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2004 - M. Reed, H. Sato
Come Unhappy Wanderer by MagpieDreamer reviews
[Rated for one bad word] Teyla goes in search of food in the middle of the night, and she and John, followed by the wrest of the team, bond over ice cream and nightmares. Kinda TeylaSheppard.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Teyla E., John S.
The Nine Doctors by DIY Sheep reviews
We have had the Three Doctors and the Five Doctors: Now comes the Nine Doctors. More Doctors, more sceaming assistants, more fan wank than ever before. Unfortunately this is not it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2004
JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER! by Bamfwriter reviews
The Mary Sue Litmus Test taken to the extreme. F words. Mild slash.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004
Haunted by Manic P reviews
[LXG] A young woman is recruited into the League, and is thrust into the adventure of a lifetime. [Finished]
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,647 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Complete
Death comes in packs by Aahz the Chupacabra reviews
Sara O'Connor cursed since the age of seven, on a night she lost her father and humanity. She's hunted for vengeance and came up lacking. With the LXG's spreading reputation she hopes to find what she's been looking for since the night she lost it a
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
Alternating fate by fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V Obaa-chan reviews
*Ch.17up! Sorry for the long wait* What if Hitomi was transported to Gaea as a child? What if she met Folken before Van? Would anything change? *What happen ten years ago?*
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,827 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
BATMAN : Three Flew Over The KooKoo's Nest by Doctor Whoops reviews
Joker Scarecrow and Killer Croc bust out of Arkham with hillarious results, As always dedicated to P & J with love.EDITED FOR CLARITY.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2003
Sightseeing in MiddleEarth by vericus reviews
Erin, from 21st century Canada, wakes up one morning in MiddleEarth. When she joins the Fellowship, the path of the quest is forever changed, and no one can tell how it will end. Spellchecked, lightly editted, and reuploaded
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,213 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Boromir, Haldir - Complete
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
A Most Macabre Show by DetectiveSimms reviews
Amongst the company of Death Eaters and Tom, Virginia proves her ability to be ruthless. Set in the world of Walking Higher, by FaithAccompli.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Middle-Earth Meets Mary-Sue by Triskelion reviews
This is a comical retelling of the fellowship’s quest as it might have been if Tolkien had been a Mary-Sue fan. This is not commentary on some of the fics here. It’s funny – really – not just Stereotype!Mary-Sue action.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2002 - Published: 2/2/2002
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Puppy Love reviews
Tea finds a puppy and gives it to Malik as a gift...what does he think of her now? MalikTea chap 6, what puppies are thinking about, and frisbees are better than Yami. (rating moved up for swearing that I just realized was there)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Anzu M., Marik I.
Family Ties, Ties of the Heart reviews
It lives! It lives! This story is not dead, believe it or not. Meta-Evil tells all to Bunny and the Phantom and Rokusho play Mission Impossible in ventilation systems.
Medabots - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,699 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002
Falling Stars reviews
A poem for Haldir and the elves who fought and died at Helms Deep. Movieverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Lessons reviews
(formerly lessons in life,love and gardening') A mysterious gardener shows up in Asturia and gives everyone life lessons and a philosophical kick in the pants.
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002 - Folken F., Hitomi K.