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by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale
by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
The Disintegration Mechanism
by romantiscue reviews
You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
by R.C. McLachlan reviews
"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." (Dean/Castiel)
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
jack o' lanterns in july
by Taywen reviews
Uchiha Itachi: younger brother, rival, student, despot, comrade. Or, Five Roles Uchiha Itachi Never Played.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Itachi U., Madara U., Kakashi H., Kisame H. - Complete
ex delicium delirium
by PureWaterLily reviews
The Eternal Mangekyou does irreversible damage to the brain. When Sasuke's sanity and control starts slipping, all Itachi can do is hold his brother together the best he can. SasuIta. Dark.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,186 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
by CatsbytheGreat reviews
Amy tries to find her way back to Rory. Set after The Angels Take Manhattan
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To Burn the Horizon
by CourtJester reviews
Reposted. On beginnings and endings, broken things, missing pieces, and how sometimes it's impossible to patch your life back together in the same shape it was before you started falling apart. FrostIron, eventually.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,099 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
So Many Worse Things
by The Third Marauder reviews
"I've done so many worse things that you don't even know about, Peter." Here are some of those things. Pre-series. Neal centric. Chapter Two, The Good Old Days: How Neal meets Keller.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Neal C.
Ships in the Night
by SandraS reviews
Their lives had brushed before. They only never realized it. Pre-series as well as during the anklet.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Four Horses, Six Knights, and One Handmaiden
by Shamera reviews
Merlin's been charged with sorcery... again. Written for the girlsavesboy challenge.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Gwen/Guinevere, Merlin - Complete
by teacupsandcyanide reviews
The Doctor makes a social call on Stormageddon. Sherlock is less than pleased to see him. Teen for minor swearing, nothing else.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Once A Bother
by Tajjas reviews
Every brother was once a bother. The angelic kind included. Sam and Dean head out on a hunt with ties to a time neither wants to remember, and Castiel has his own problems. Friendship fic set between 5.08/Changing Channels and 5.09/The Real Ghostbusters.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,551 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dean W., Castiel
A Place for Warriors
by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
dulce et decorum est
by Cerberusia reviews
'Itachi is dying'. Insanity of one person, expressed in five parts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sam is Genius Everyone is Dumb
by peroxidepest17 reviews
Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks
by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies
by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
fire on the hill
by irnan reviews
Her boy looks terribly disappointed when she shows him the planet she's picked for them, and if she were mortal, she might feel satisfaction: at last he'll be out of trouble for a while.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Shmi S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
by sinemoras09 reviews
Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
by firewolfsg reviews
The Gods of the Old Religion extracted an unusual revenge upon Merlin for the events in "Le Morte d'Arthur." And it leaves him, Arthur and the rest of the court of Camelot to adept to what has happened. Pre-slash, Crack!Fic: Merlin!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,353 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light
by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
And Then There's This Cloaked Wannabe
by ophelia8 reviews
Jar-Jar wants to fill Sidious' apprentice vacancy in the worst way . . . with himself.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
As the Crow Flies
by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Curse of Fate
by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3454 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 5,279 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three
by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 632 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
by Aruk reviews
The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two
by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
by Hana J reviews
AU: All it takes is one suggestion, one lie, and Itachi is still the brother Sasuke loves. ItachiSasuke. Incest. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Dear Foolish Little Brother
by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 4,711 - Follows: 543 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into the Void reviews
Loki manages to control his fall from the Bifrost and lands on Midgard without ever encountering the Other. Once there, he disguises his form to hide from both Heimdall and SHIELD while building a reputation as a powerful mage - so powerful, in fact, that when the Chitauri invade, he is recruited into the Avengers Initiative. Post-Thor, Avengers AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Loki