Author has written 12 stories for Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters, Green Hornet, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Walking Dead.
-A Very Dixon Weekend(The Walking Dead) - Chapter 4, in da works.
-Masks and Knockout Gas (Green Hornet Series)- Part 3 is still being drafted.. If I get the interest in the first chapter, I'll continue!
-Who Ya Gonna Call, Me? (Ghostbusters/BluesBrothers series)- WELL THEN. Finishing part 2. Once it gets to part 3, it will be a completly GB story. No more of the crossing over... Elwood and Buster really don't have a reason for being in NYC any more. SO. They will not be in part 3 Yeah. This story has not been abandoned, I've just been distracted lately.
-Green Hornet Vs The Firefly(Green Hornet)- New chapter will be up soon! This story is indeed based on true events. (From like 2012..)
-Renegade Superheroism: The Rich Man's Sport- I have not abandoned thee.
Quickly- So mi amiga TheAssassinFrom12 and I have been on the cusp of greatness. In the process of writing a TWD and Kick-Ass crossover thing.. Like, it's kinda really awesome. I might post a couple one shots myself from AUs to this AU.. It'll be up on her profile when she deems it ready.. :D
AND ALSO- I'm huge on genderswapping characters. Because. Movies have an uncanny ability not to make a lot of badass girls, so. We make le badass girls then. It's a party. In the description and first chapter blurb I'll always write if the character has been gender swapped or not.
So, i write. Yeah...
I'll keep my stories updated so they can be enjoyed by you. OK, thanks. Bye.
And now for something completely different, some stuff..
NAME! : Mah name is Elwyn. Elwyn Clark.
MUSIC! : Foo Fighters, I Fight Dragons, Ellie Goulding, Imagine Dragons, The Blues Brothers, Mumford & Sons, DeadMau5, Foster the People, Skrillex, Nero, NERVO, Avicii, The Black Eyed Peas, Jay Chou, Bruno Mars, Billy Joel, Danceable music. And don't hate but I'm going through a dubstep episode right now.. (I'm also Station Manager at my college radio station so.. I hear a lot of music every day, every genre from metal to polka, and I love all of it.)
MOVIES! : The Blues Brothers, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, The Boondock Saints, Boondock Saints 2: All Saints' Day, Star Wars, The Green Hornet, Singin' In the Rain, The Hunger Games Saga, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Get Smart(2008), Center Stage, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Great Gatsby (2013), The Pink Panther (1964), Sherlock Holmes (RDJ), Shutter Island, Slumdog Millionaire, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Kick-Ass, Iron Man, Clue (1984), The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. (any Clint Eastwood western actually..), The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Enter the Dragon, Mad Max: Fury Road... Then there's just a few others..
TELEVISION!: Saturday Night Live (The first 4 seasons and the past few seasons.) Chuck, Psych, The Big Bang Theory, Once Upon A Time, Arrow, The Cape, The Green Hornet (1966) So You Think You Can Dance, Breaking Bad, MisFits, Sherlock, Revolution, ….and The Walking Dead.
BOOKS!: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [Adams, Sherlock Holmes [THE Sir Arthur Conan Doyle] 1984 [Orwell] The Great Gatsby [Fitzgerald] The Catcher in the Rye [Salinger] Geektastic [A collection of short stories by various authors] The Wizard, the Witch, and the Two Girls from Jersey [Papademetriou] The Hunger Games [Collins, The Walking Dead novels [Kirkman & Bonansinga]
COMICS! The Walking Dead, Outcast, Preacher, Rat Queens, and a lot more titles from image comics..
"We're on a Mission From God." - Elwood Blues (The Blues Brothers)
"Life is a Dream- A Story with some real things." - Elwyn Clark
"It Sank, Get over it." - Elwyn Clark
"Listen...You smell something?" - Dr. Ray Stantz (Ghostbusters)
"I come back from New York with my hoody smelling like smog... New York City smog. I might be able to die happy now." -Elwyn Clark
"I like that! Talking to your shoe like it's your friend!" - Andy Samberg (The Lonely Island- 'Dreamgirl')
"Did he (Elwood) just take bread out of his coat?"- KE (The moment my friend realizes that she loves the Blues Brothers.)
"I'm terrified beyond the capacity, what? How can you say that if you're scared. How does he (Egon) do that?" - KE (The moment my friend realizes she loves Ghostbusters too.)
"So this article was in the paper."- Dad (It was about the Blues Brothers receiving approval from the Pope as a Catholic movie.) "The Blues Brothers? In the paper? THE POPE?? CATHOLIC MOVIE??? THE BLUES BROTHERS??!! MY BLUES BROTHERS??? ... Do you know what this means?? Jesus loves me."- Elwyn Clark
"You're everything and a bag of chips." Tyce Diorio
KE's mom- "You better be texting SantaClaus or God right now.." KE- "It's Elwyn..." KE's mom - "Oh, ok carry on." (Later...) Elwyn Clark- "YOU RANKED ME WITH GOD AND SANTA CLAUS???? i'M LOVED!!"
"This is fun, drunk leopard." Stefon (Saturday Night Live)
"Sometimes you just gotta sing." - Andy Samberg ('I Just Had S*'- The Lonely Island)
"I've never had a fan before." - The Cape (The Cape)
"Do you dance?" - Buddy "WAS THAT SARCASM?" - Elwyn Clark
"Well who are you?" "I'm A Ghost Buster.. so watch it buster."- 'Scared Stiff' (1953)
"Do the Creep." - The Lonely Island ('The Creep')
*Over the museum intercom.* "The jackal has arrived." - Shawn Spencer (Psych)
"You're not computer illiterate.. the computer just doesn't necessarily share your point of view.." - Ben Jerry
"TAP DANCERS RULE THE WORLD." -Nigel Lythgoe
"For God's sake, Sheldon. DO I need to hold up a sign every time I open my mouth?" -Leonard"You have a sarcasm sign?" - Sheldon "...NO I do not have a sarcasm sign." -Leonard (Big Bang Theory)
While watching 'AVATAR' * "The only part I would understand would be the s* scene.." -Tay Tay
"THIS IS THE BALLS!" - Britt Reid (The Green Hornet)
"I barely speak English!" - Kato (The Green Hornet)
"You hit on everything that moves! I'm surprised you haven't hit on me yet!" - Kato (The Green Hornet)
"Anna, PINEAPPLE." -Morgan Grimes (Chuck)
"Life isn't supposed to be easy, it's life." - ELWYNCLARK
"I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book, don't you ever interrupt me when I'm reading a book." - Julian Smith (Youtuber)
"I'M DOING NEEEEERDY THINGS!!!" - ELWYNCLARK
"Writer's Block: When your imaginary friends wont talk to you." - ANONYMOUS
"Point of inquiry, is it possible to assassinate yourself?" - Ben Jerry at the Model UN competition.
"I think Kung Fu is pretty good." - Bruce Lee
"We used to call this routine...the routine.." - Morgan Grimes (Chuck)
"Give me a second to take my pants off." -Gunnarolla (Youtuber)
"I'm too fast for tv." - Kato (The Green Hornet)
Britt- "Ok, think about this Kato. What is the one insanely stupid thing every superhero has in common?" Kato- "Tights?" Britt- "No." Kato- "Cape?" Britt- "No Kato. It's that everyone knows that they're the good guy, the hero. You know? All the bad guy has to do is start capping some innocent people and he's got the good guy by the nuts! He's gotta do whatever he says! It's in every movie, it's in every comic book, it's in everything, it's so stupid. But, if the bad guy thought the good guy was also a bad guy, he wouldn't be able to do that. That's what we'll do differently! We will pose as villains, but we'll act like heroes." (The Green Hornet)
*While both of us (KE and moi) are watching 'Enter the Dragon' for the first time.) "Oh yeah, I just got locked into a room and I'm gonna fling those nunchucks over my shoulder and sit here and meditate. 'Cuz I'm Bruce Freakin' Lee." -Elwyn "That sounded like, ' 'Cuz I'm Batman!!' " -KE "...'CUZ I'M F*CKING BRUCE LEE DAMNIT." -Elwyn
*Hands a guy a joker playing card.* "Here's my card." -The Joker (The Dark Knight)
"How do you take out Batman? Gas to the face and pop him in the trunk!" - Blockhed13
"The comic books had it wrong. It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic rays, or a power ring to make a superhero. Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety." -Dave Lizewski (Kick-Ass)
"THIS IS MINT!" - Charles Kaznyk (Super 8)
"But what I do know is that I've been listening to electronica for many years, and I have every right to speak my mind against the fabricated music that is being released on a daily basis. It's absolutely appalling. All these people think that if you're on the Beatport top 10 then you're making something out of yourself. Well, you're making a mockery out of electronic music. I'm a producer, and I come from the underground. And I'm, quite frankly I'm sick and tired. And I'm here to go on these rants on message boards. Because I know that I will never amount to anything and I need to make myself feel better. So when I'm not high on cocaine, I will sit in front of this computer til the cows come home and continue ranting and raving about artists that are actually living out their dream, 'cause I never will!!"-'Ghosts N Stuff'-Deadmau5
"Kato is my hero. It's myself. It's my father's hero. So I can tell my father, I'm your hero." -Jay Chou
"I don't understand what inspiration people can get at Starbucks.. All I think of is characters having interactions in a Starbucks.. Case and point, I wrote about Kato dissing Starbucks coffee after they went in there.. That Idea was born in a Starbucks. In which I got a Frappuccino, not a caffe latte." - ELWYNCLARK
*I had the opportunity to hold onto a real Emmy award, and I didn't really want to give it back.. but I eventually had to..* " I believe this Emmy is yours..."- ELWYNCLARK
#YOLO- You Oughta Look Out- The Lonely Island & Adam Levine "YOLO"
"DO YOU RUB YOUR BODY AGAINST THINGS TO, MARK THEM?!?!" - 'Take Me Fishing' PSA about fishing licenses
"Gatsby? What Gatsby?" - Daisy Buchanan (The Great Gatsby)
"Please, don't feed the birds." - Merle Dixon (The Walking Dead)
"Lil' D, what do ya see in there?" - Merle "It's a fucking hospital, what do ya think I see?" - Daryl (From the 'Survival Instinct' TWD game)
"YOU BEST SHUT THE HELL UP." - Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)
"WYATT FUCKING EARP." - David Della Rocco (The Boondock Saints)
"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!" - Agent Paul Smecker (The Boondock Saints)
"Who the fuck are you?"- Detective Greenley *Smecker sassily whips open his jacket* "THAT'S who the fuck I am." -Smecker (The Boondock Saints)
"And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." - the MacManus Family Prayer (BDS)
"I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point."- Connor MacManus "Aye."- Murphy MacManus (The Boondock Saints)
*Connor tastes a bit of the white powder* "….that's heroin." -Connor "How the fock did you know that?!" - Murph "Fock yew I know shit." - Connor (Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day)
"There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air." - Don Lockwood (Singin' in the Rain)
"Remember me?" - Imperator Furiosa
Thank you, I'm done now.