Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, 39 Clues, Avalon High, Twilight, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Ouran High School Host Club, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Monsuno, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Winx Club.
Update: All of my stories are up for adoption. I still want to retain the right to continue them sporadically if I want to (though the likelihood of that occurring is low) but if anyone wants to adopt a story, please PM me.
Name: I certainly have one.
Age: Not old enough to vote or drink or legally own a gun. Irrelevant, since none of those three things interest me.
Sex: Old enough to be intrigued but young enough that I'm not interested in personal experience.
Goal: Graduating high school.
The Reasons Why I Have To Go To Beaubaxtons
I Won't Accept Gryffindor: It's too affiliated with a political side, and has a potentially dangerous rivalry with Slytherin.
I Won't Accept Slytherin: It's too affiliated with a political side, and has a potentially dangerous rivalry with Gryffindor.
I Won't Accept Ravenclaw: I'd be the Neville of the Eagles, since I can't solve a riddle to save my life.
I Won't Accept Hufflepuff: Because they'd never accept me.
My Favorite Quotes
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." -Jim Carrey
"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before." -Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde
"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -Napoleon
"“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” -Voltaire
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." -Henry Kissinger
"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde
"Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well." -Voltaire
"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game." -Voltaire
"Doubt is not a pleasent condition, but certainty is absurd." -Voltaire
"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now." -Unknown
"A person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it." -Unknown
"All cats love fish, but fear to wet their paws." -Unknown
"There are two perfectly good men: one dead, and the other unborn." -Unknown
"Anything worth doing is worth doing well." -Unknown
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." -Abraham Lincoln
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain
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