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Joined 07-19-10, id: 2455531, Profile Updated: 12-19-14
Author has written 49 stories for Harry Potter, 39 Clues, Avalon High, Twilight, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Ouran High School Host Club, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Monsuno, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Winx Club.

Update: All of my stories are up for adoption. I still want to retain the right to continue them sporadically if I want to (though the likelihood of that occurring is low) but if anyone wants to adopt a story, please PM me.

Name: I certainly have one.

Age: Not old enough to vote or drink or legally own a gun. Irrelevant, since none of those three things interest me.

Sex: Old enough to be intrigued but young enough that I'm not interested in personal experience.

Goal: Graduating high school.

The Reasons Why I Have To Go To Beaubaxtons

I Won't Accept Gryffindor: It's too affiliated with a political side, and has a potentially dangerous rivalry with Slytherin.

I Won't Accept Slytherin: It's too affiliated with a political side, and has a potentially dangerous rivalry with Gryffindor.

I Won't Accept Ravenclaw: I'd be the Neville of the Eagles, since I can't solve a riddle to save my life.

I Won't Accept Hufflepuff: Because they'd never accept me.

My Favorite Quotes

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." -Jim Carrey

"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice." -Bill Cosby

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before." -Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake." -Napoleon

"“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.” -Voltaire

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." -Henry Kissinger

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde

"Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well." -Voltaire

"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game." -Voltaire

"Doubt is not a pleasent condition, but certainty is absurd." -Voltaire

"The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is now." -Unknown

"A person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it." -Unknown

"All cats love fish, but fear to wet their paws." -Unknown

"There are two perfectly good men: one dead, and the other unborn." -Unknown

"Anything worth doing is worth doing well." -Unknown

"The best way to predict the future is to create it." -Abraham Lincoln

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain

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The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 218,283 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 6,988 - Updated: 8h - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Growing Strong by silencia20 reviews
A bout of not-accidental magic transports six-year old Jasmine Potter to the Elemental Nations, where she becomes a member of one of Konoha's clans and finally creates bonds with new friends. fem!Harry. Warning: Abuse in chapter one, mentions of abuse in following chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 222,511 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 13h - Published: 2/4 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fourteen Steps to Get the Girl (According to J H Potter) by paperpotter reviews
It should be said that Witch Weekly is not a good way to search for tips on how to woo a girl. Sirius Black can unfortunately confirm this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,332 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/17 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
HP One-Shot Gallery by Cillit Bang Bang reviews
Short pieces that were fun to write, but don't really suffice as a basis for full, multi-chapter stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/31/2014
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7463 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 6,695 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,268 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Fang and Fox by ShadowBlade911 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had wound up on a team with Kiba and Hinata. Gets into the friends he makes, the bonds, and trouble that all come with being around Kohona's number one knuckle headed ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,161 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 120,603 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/2 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
International Magical Cooperation (Two): Their True Friends by mindofemmette reviews
Now that their names have been drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Harry and Viktor must navigate their budding friendship from opposite sides of the competition, all while finding out which of the people in their lives are really their true friends. Will go through the first task, Yule Ball, and the winter holidays. Sequel to "International Magical Cooperation: To Make Friends".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,333 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/8 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,074 - Reviews: 2486 - Favs: 3,488 - Follows: 4,671 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Prophecy of Two Boys by Smartiepants007 reviews
People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,124 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
An Avalanche by Lady Hallen reviews
Fem!Harry. Heather wants to hide in the bottom of the ocean. Hermione wants to change the world. Draco wants to be seen as himself and not his father. And Luna? Well...she's Luna. An idea starts a chain of events and none of them regret it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,513 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,095 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Slipped by misteeirene reviews
While on vacations, Jasper, slips and attacks a teenage boy. Harry has a strange reaction to the vampire venom. Mpreg, creature, abuse, slash, rape, Harry /Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,927 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Jasper
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,083 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,691 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Shisui U.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 155,098 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 5,281 - Follows: 5,768 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
He's Just a Little Bit Late by Tsume Yuki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto dreamed of becoming Hokage from a young age. Yet, it doesn't stop her from feeling like a damsel trapped within her tower at times, drowning beneath piles and piles of paperwork. Luckily, her prince seems to be on his way. He's just a little bit late. FemNaruto ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/13 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 932,944 - Reviews: 7443 - Favs: 7,918 - Follows: 7,151 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,918 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/17 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Heritage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,804 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 2,922 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Naruto U.
Sound The Death Knell by Tsume Yuki reviews
Avada Kedavra'. A six year old Hariel Potter traces the strange marks on her skin, wondering at the meaning of the words her soulmate will speak. An eleven year old Hariel Potter is appropriately horrified when she puts the pieces together. Female Harry and Soulmate AU- Indentifying marks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 2/14 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Rise of the House of Potter by Batmanrishi reviews
What happens when a person loses one of the very last persons he can depend on and the others betray him. A fic where Harry explores the very depths of magic and attempts to find the cure to his mother's coma and become the most powerful wizard. Some chaps have paras from orig but it's being massively edited for that. Kickass, Independant Harry/ Dimension travel/ No slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 193,204 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 235,914 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/15/2012
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,905 - Reviews: 6919 - Favs: 9,546 - Follows: 12,605 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Hallowed Time Twists by Muffliato reviews
Mixing the Potter kids with the Master of Death, not-so-secret horcruxes, haywire magic, and the dawning Second War could only end in catastrophe. All was well? Harry Potter really shouldn't have tempted fate like that. For the Potters are now stuck in a year where Voldemort is far more than a half-forgotten nightmare. — Canon compliant, Next Generation Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 194,764 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P., Albus S. P.
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,903 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
By Wisdom and Courage by SynthesisSurge reviews
Helena honestly didn't know why she thought she would get peace after the War. It seemed like an obvious thing, but when it came to her having a normal life, all the rules of the universe goes out the window. Now she finds herself in a new world, a new war, and with a new destiny. Perhaps she should just get used to having an exciting life. Fem!Harry. Fem!Harry/Eragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,931 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/28 - [Harry P., Eragon S.]
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 6,744 - Follows: 8,970 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 288,777 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Harry Potter and the Return of Heritage by Jayan phoenix reviews
Sirius takes the position of Lord Black which he had ran from since a boy, with in the House of Black returns with a vengeance but also brings with them the rebirth of the House of Potter with its young heir made aware of his heritage and responsibilities. But with a Dark Lord on the rise Harry is a target more than ever, Can fifth year be worse that fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 288,375 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,898 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 8,299 - Follows: 9,872 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Scream and Shout by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU. Don't-give-an-eff!Fem!Harry. Starts during OOTP. Marie's been having a frustrating summer, a frustration that she tries to relieve in perhaps not the most sensible way. But she doesn't care. She's tired of caring. Screw being the hero for those fickle people, Marie was going to take care of number one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,628 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Harry P.
Wand, Knife and Silence by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,989 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/27 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,939 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku - Complete
Lion Unity by Fruitality reviews
In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 245,416 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/23/2012
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 4,490 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
The Cursed Sharingan by melissaaax3 reviews
On a mission to retrieve Sasuke, Team Kakashi is split up and Naruto is captured by the Akatsuki. When the extraction fails, Madara chooses to use a different method to get Kyuubi. Enter one Uchiha Itachi. Just how will our favorite heroine get out of this situation? Realistic Genderbender. Itachi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,573 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Itachi U., Naruko U.
The Peeping Fox by Etc Flip reviews
A chance encounter between a hermit and a prankster ends up changing Naruto's life. Rather than growing up alone, our favorite blond hero ends up being raised by Jiraiya, his godfather! Ladies beware! The peeping fox has come to stare! 4/12/15: Abandoned! Check my profile for more info.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,940 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Behind the Veil by StycianLeo reviews
After the final battle, our hero takes time to mourn the lost; for all his tribulations Magic itself gives him the opportunity to regain his loved ones and perhaps make a few more. For that opportunity, no price is too high. Rated M, FemHarry/TMR and more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 326,522 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13376 - Favs: 17,214 - Follows: 16,244 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Changing Lives by Harry-Potter-Magic reviews
After the Final Battle went horribly wrong, Fawkes presented Harry with a choice allowing him to save the lives of everyone he cared about, by giving up the only life he'd ever known. Waking up in 1972 in his ten year old body, Harry has to figure out how to stop a war without anyone finding out who he really is. Time Travel, No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 80,711 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,665 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7221 - Favs: 6,672 - Follows: 7,729 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Hibiki and the Philosopher's Stone by USA Tiger reviews
On the night Voldemort attacks the Potter's home, a completely different person finds Harry before Sirius Black or Hagrid. Harry is found and adopted by Nermia's very own eternal lost boy Ryoga Hibiki! Soon Harry will be joining his classmates at Hogwarts but how will Hogwarts handle this kind of Harry? And how does it affect the prophecy, what is the 'power he knows not?
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 132,636 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ryoga, Harry P.
Trials of the Sea by Avarianus reviews
War is coming. But as the Olympians slowly begin to realize what awaits them, Percy's fate leads him down a different path. His trials will happen out in the sea, where ancient grudes persist and nothing is quite as it seems. Amidst monsters and deceit, he will have to find his destiny. But one things is assured. He will not go alone. AU Sequel to "Champion of the Sun"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,632 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Calypso, Percy J., Zoë N., Will S. - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 474,104 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 5,288 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Harry James Pettigrew by sodapop765 reviews
Peter Pettigrew stumbles upon Harry in a London alley and decides to raise him as his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 146,743 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Peter P., Harry P.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,364 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
The Beguile and Devotion of a Black Heir by StarLight Massacre reviews
A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened and struggling to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas, a sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 126,740 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Harry P., Rabastan L.] Lucius M.
Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the GirlWhoLived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 128,426 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Tried by achieving elysium reviews
Over the years, Amphitrite has been more present in Percy's life than people realize. For the Nine Muses Competition on PJFC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Percy J., Amphitrite - Complete
Break the Sky by Liffae reviews
One lesson Uzumaki Naruto taught the world was that glass ceilings are fragile, and limits are only for the fools who believe in them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,890 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 4,832 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Life's Curse, Death's Gift by SadieYuki reviews
Danny has kept his scar hidden all his life, but when it burns like never before at the end of Freshman year, he is thrust into a world he never knew existed. As he learns to adapt to the magical world while butting heads with his new-found family, Danny will come to realize that hiding his ghostly secret is the least of his problems.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,385 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Danny F.
The Clan Wars by Akai Senkou reviews
When all seems lost, Rokudaime Hokage Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto and Godaime Kazekage Sabaku no Gaara come across a jutsu that will change everything and hopefully save themselves and their futures. Time Travel. Set in the era of the Shinobi Clan Wars. GaaNaruGaa. Yaoi. Rated M for violence, language, and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,839 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Finding a Place to Call Home by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
"Haven't you wondered if there's more to the world then a backwards, prejudiced society?" When Harry asks Astoria Greengrass this question in a fit of temper after he's forced to compete in the tournament, he wasn't expecting her answer - or that he'd go along with her decision to run away with him and see the world. Can two different people find happiness? HarryxAstoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,129 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G. - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,977 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,827 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Falling for Grace by DontYouTouchMySeaweedBrain reviews
Perci didn't expect to being woken up by Grover, being told Annabeth may have been hurt while guarding the fleece. She didn't expect for a handsome boy to be lying there either. Somehow, the cocky, arrogant, and downright infuriating son of Zeus managed to get under her skin. Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,923 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] - Complete
Fate, Chaos and Plans by JJ1293 reviews
All Neji needed to do was suffer his teammate Lee for a little while longer before the Chūnin exams. In one world, he did just that. But in another world. In this world... One slip was all it took. A for want of a nail fic in which Neji's destructive personality gets him kicked off Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,899 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Naruto U., Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Eternal Legends: Konoha's Transcendent Ninja by Arashi the Solar Phoenix reviews
Naruto befriends Sasuke and Sakura at an early age by an act of fate. The three then set on a goal: Together they will transcend the Sannin as the strongest shinobi team and uncover a secret to Naruto's ancestry that goes beyond even the borders of the Elemental Nations that will alter the course of history forever. AU Strong/Smart Naruto Strong Sasuke/Sakura Family Team 7 R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 190,279 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Coming back with a name by Chronos guardian reviews
Naruto's been given a rare chance to go back and change things. Many wish for it but Naruto's going to have to learn the responsibilities that come with it. Top that with the need for a new identity and you have something complex.
Crossover - Naruto & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,099 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Incendio by savya398 reviews
Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Smaug
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 4,049 - Follows: 4,035 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,709 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 3,243 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 6,904 - Follows: 2,917 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 4,808 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
Tales of the Arcane by kekkeigenkai95 reviews
When it becomes obvious that the long lived line of Uzumaki would be at risk, what would the only surviving Uzumaki elder do to preserve her family line? Join Naruto and Mito on a journey of reunions and farewells, as Naruto scours the elemental lands searching for something that long eluded him, himself. Begins after the Tsunade Retrieval Arc. Fuinjutsu!Naruto, ChakraChain!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,627 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Naruto U., Mito U.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,749 - Reviews: 2690 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 5,590 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
He who will change the Shinobi by mlickko reviews
During the battle on the bridge in Wave, when Naruto used Kyuubi's power, Nine-Tails felt something he detested: Sasuke's new Sharingan. Discovering that something was preventing his host from reaching his full potential, he did the math. Results? He will give a small helping hand to his host so that he could surpass the Uchiha. /SmartishNaruto, rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,516 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 3,956 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 7,464 - Follows: 7,632 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Embracing Originality by Adevlo. D reviews
Their first day together was certainly something to remember, but who would have guessed it would have led to something so irrevocably profound? This is the tale of the black sheep of the Uchiha family meeting, and undoubtedly falling in love with, the outcast of future Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,365 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Inspired by Staryday reviews
Nine year old Harry's life is miserable. When his relatives go on vacation, he decides its time to run away. He didn't plan on being stopped by a stoic teen who claims to be his long-lost older brother. Maybe he should stick around for a little while longer after all. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,954 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Heero Y., Duo M.] Harry P. - Complete
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 759,818 - Reviews: 5239 - Favs: 6,104 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 160,392 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 5,269 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/27/2014
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 4,230 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B.
A Fresh Bouquet by Tsume Yuki reviews
When I was reborn into the Harry Potter world, I'd have gladly have continued life as a muggle, as I was born into a flowery family that would see one sister dead and another estranged. So when it became apparent I would be attending Hogwarts, I was not going to do so quietly. A SI fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Lily Evans P., Regulus B., OC, Marauders
Til Death Do Us Part by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Draco have an odd affliction... They must remain in contact or suffer fates worse than death! And now they have to survive the Triwizard Tournament? later dmhp drarry hpdm dracoxharry harryxdraco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,328 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,487 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. (My one unfinished story.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,657 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
I can teach you if you want by Got a jar of dirt reviews
A few simple sentences can change a persons life; for better or for worse. Kakashi utters one of these simple sentences to a five year old Naruto in a chance meeting. How will this affect both their lives and the shinobi world as a whole? Brotherly!Kakashi, Believably Strong / Smart Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Kurotsuchi] Kakashi H.
Glorious Chaos by Undercover Operative reviews
BEING RE-WRITTEN. When Harry's name is pulled from the Goblet of Fire it catches the attention of an ancient Goddess who refuses to allow her only Son to be abused by the Wizards any longer. Armed with unspeakable power Harry takes on the Tournament with not only his Mother's powers but his Olympian Father's powers as well as he strives to cause sweet GLORIOUS chaos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,745 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Harry P.
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,463 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
History by Akari-Chaan reviews
Jade Potter was like a mini-Lily in every way, just with black hair. So, of course she needed an 'arrogant, toerag' of a boy to make her Hogwarts life unbearable. Collection of short moments in the lives of Jade Potter and George Weasley, the *Cough* Stalker *Cough*. Taking Requests! FemHarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,055 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
High Stakes by HalfASlug reviews
After a rocky start, Harry, Ron and Hermione quickly became the best of friends. Life long friends, in fact. Some lives, however, are a lot longer than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Daughter Of Time by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia. Finding out she was a half-blood was bad enough, but when Percy's long-lost father turned out to be the Titan Lord of Time, Kronos, Percy was left wondering just who she'd piss off in her past life. Jason/Percy/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Thalia G., Percy J., Jason G.]
Gelosaþ in Écnesse by Batsutousai reviews
Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,265 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
Stand Against the Moon by Batsutousai reviews
Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Kaeru by Ann O'Neem reviews
Kaeru, the Toad masked ninja was a strange shinobi. He appeared from nowhere and adopted right away the jinchūriki Naruto. Riled up Uchiha Itachi, the famous ice king, and perverted Hatake Kakashi. Fought like an enraged beast and had a heartwarming smile. Kaeru knew too much. And... He was something out of time and space. TIME-TRAVEL and some mindless slash. Or not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,840 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,412 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Cure for Loneliness by DarkSmokePuncher reviews
A lonely 12 year old boy, who has no friends, no family, no one who actually cares for him, learns a technique that allows him to make copies of himself. What happens when he discovers they can have different personalities? M for a particularly potty-mouthed clone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,785 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruko U.
Heir by Na'hiel reviews
When Harry was five, he met his best friend: the sliver of another man's soul living inside of him. Things would never be the same again. Eventual HP/DM slash with other slash and non-slash couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,166 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 4,487 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,251 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 6,427 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if instead he met another family, one that has ties to his parents? This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Year Two in progress. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,194 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 4,458 - Follows: 5,558 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 6,659 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
These Games We Play by AlexandriteSky reviews
Konoha Academy is a prestigious private school that caters to rich heirs and aristocrats from all over the nation. Sasuke's sole goal is to climb to the top so that he can clear his brother's name, but chaos ensues when he's assigned the same room as the only "poor kid" in the school: Naruto Uzumaki. SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Compound Interest by Cillit Bang Bang reviews
Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Justin F., Susan B.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 6,828 - Follows: 7,114 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 6,408 - Follows: 7,909 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Of Demons and Pitchforks by Of Stories Told reviews
In which it can be a felony to talk to snakes, or where Harry decides to become supreme ruler of Azkaban. A sorta drabble fic with Harry in prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,886 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Fenrir G., Dementors
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2686 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Jorōgumo by AmniIsRoving reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,176 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Shino A., Kiba I.
POTTER FILES : THE LIGHTNING THIEF by immortal6666 reviews
Second year is over and done for Iris Potter, only miserable Dursley holiday to look forward to. Then an ancient secret is revealed which turns her world upside down. She finds herself thrust headlong into a dangerous world where nothing is as it seems. The truth is indeed a beautiful and terrible thing. Fem! Harry. Post Chamber of Secrets.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,166 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Annabeth C., Percy J.
NLC: Rebirth of the Uzumaki Clan by Kami No Doujutsu reviews
After learning about his ancestral family legacy, Naruto is now more determined than ever to become Hokage while restoring the Uzumaki Clan to greatness. But unknown to him he won't be doing it alone as Jiraiya makes a startling discovery that'll change Naruto's life forever. - . (OPEN FOR ADOPTION.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,740 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Shizuka
Memories of Rain by Against.The.Current reviews
This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lee R., Team Seven
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,153 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruko U., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Phantasy by Tsume Yuki reviews
Tom Riddle was fully expecting to stay in hell forever. But the brat-who-lived and friend has, of course, come along with an offer too tempting to refuse. Albus Dumbledore was fully expecting Harry Potter's name down for the next year at Hogwarts. He just wasn't expecting two Dark-Lords to be enrolling as well. Time-travel -sort of- and FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,287 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Aw, Nuts! by Lucillia reviews
This just wasn't Clark's day. Nor Superman's for that matter...
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 6,461 - Follows: 6,192 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Firefly by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,649 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Shino A., Naruko U.] Naruto U. - Complete
The Counterfeit Cousin by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which Lucius Malfoy decides to off a political opponent with a little black book and Tom Riddle finds himself with a new body and a lot of catching up to do. Of course, the orphan beneath the stairs is just happy that a family member finally came to rescue him. A Tom adopts Harry, somewhat dark fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,631 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Revenge of the Fathers by renee116 reviews
The fates have enough of watching their plans derailed by those who think they know better. Going to the past they pick 7 guards to protect their champions, and who better at protecting their young then an over protective father. Fem!Harry Fem!Naruto Adopted!WeasleyTwins Overprotective!James Manip!Dumbledore/Danzo
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Harry P., James P., Sakumo H., Naruko U.
A different future by purple sky always reviews
AU. Fem Harry. Two years after the war, Jasmine Potter is an unspeakable for the department of mysteries. An attack in the time chamber causes all of her memories to be sent back twenty years to another Jasmine Potter, cousin of James Potter. With memories from another life to aid her, Jasmine sets out to rewrite history -On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,199 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Regulus B.
Harry Potter and the Effects of Inattentional Blindness by AwfulLawful reviews
Harry and Ginny break up under reasonable circumstances. Harry has the hard part - he has to deal with infertility. Or so he thought, until his creature genes come to light. Harry/Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,404 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Harry P., Lucius M., Narcissa M.]
Through the eyes of a snake by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
Naruto is well known for being a Toad summoner. What if though, Naruto Uzumaki became a member of their most hated enemy's clan. Taught by Manda, Naruto does his best to earn the position of Hokage with his brain as well as brawn. Nobody foresaw the changes that this would bring to the elemental nations, not even Naruto himself. Massively edited for a better reading experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 321,595 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Karin U.]
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
No line on the horizon by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. For the sake of his pride, Jiraiya's going to imagine that his double went out in the bed of some voracious and lusty twins—no, make that triplets, with everyone wildly satisfied and a smile on his face. The whole alternate universe thing is easier to swallow that way. Mentions of slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Jiraiya, Tsunade S.] [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 6,016 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Black Blood by Williamgbirkin reviews
On the night of the Mizuki Incident, the fox gives Naruto a bloodline. How will this effect his life? My answer to Bown Phantom's Hidden Bloodline challenge. Slight AU. Slight Soul Eater Crossover. Pure Naruto x Fem Haku. Lemons in later chapters if I can. No, Naruto does not have Ragnarok. If you don't like this story, don't read it! I do not own Naruto or any other manga/anime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,753 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,510 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24762 - Favs: 12,818 - Follows: 11,353 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Name Your Poison by Tsume Yuki reviews
Sirius Black has a tendency to arrive at just the right moment to overhear things he's not suppose to. Only now his world has been flipped, and he's had to turn back to the family he swore he'd never see again in order to secure his godson's survival. Regulus just wonders how he's got pulled into this catastrophe. Twins, wrong BWL, Harry not a Potter, Dark Fic Eventual LVxHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Voldemort, Regulus B.
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. Chapters 17 to 19 currently being REVISED DUE TO GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ISSUES. Chapter 43 reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 446,559 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
Enduring Obsession by whitedwarf reviews
It's Riddle's time at Hogwarts. He can charm anyone but one: Hadrian Carrow. A dichotomy, friends with everyone and yet no one. A Slytherin, he chooses to drink with Gryffindors, debate with Ravenclaws and associate with Hufflepuffs. He's Riddle's obsession. LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,067 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Indeed It is Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
A collection of gift fics and deleted scenes from my story: Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome. Next is, The Pursuit of Yaoiness: Dean wanted a quiet day to draw. Cedric wanted to stay sane. And who ever knows what Blaise wants? Requests denied! So decreed Harry Potter to everyone's brains. For 400th reviewer Firehedgehog!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P.
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Uzumaki Treasure by Cassie's Bedlam reviews
Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,045 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sakura H., Mito U.
Per Tempus Discamus Amoris by greenisacolorto reviews
When a misread spell sends Harry plummeting through time, where else would he end up but in the childhood of his worst enemy? HP/TR/LV Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,266 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 3,029 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Civilian School Blues by Lucillia reviews
They've got blonde hair and blue eyes, and thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Places Deep, Where Dark Things Sleep by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[Thranduil/HP] Ten years later, and Harry wakes up in deep in the Mirkwood as the Elves begin their starlight festival. AU. Post-Hogwarts. Cross over. Master of Death!Harry. Language. The Hobbit spoilers. Soulmates. Terrible attempts at translating Elvish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [The Elven King of Mirkwood, Harry P.] Legolas G.
A Most Unusual Circumstance by Sabbie reviews
Mulan and Shang's courtship through Shang's mother's eyes.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,456 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 4,714 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Everything I do by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) ON HIATUS - As any parent will tell you, there is nothing they would not do for their child. Running from the sinister world that is Wizarding England, Lily Potter nee Evans has only one person she can trust to protect her son: His father. A very different Harry grows up with his genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist father.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,586 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Life Swap by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto's marriage with Sai is deteriorating and he doesn't know how to fix it, not to mention they're in some serious debt. However a new reality TV show is looking for couples that are willing to swap lives with another couple. Naruto decides to enter to try winning the prize and save his marriage. But he might get more than what the original prize has to offer. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,385 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Prank by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,574 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4610 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 4,323 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 4,798 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fairy Tail by Araceil reviews
When Dudley throws a book at his cousin's head, no one could have known the revolution it would spark in the years to come. "I want to start my own Guild! My own family!". No pairing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,693 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L.
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aridethdar reviews
The Dursleys leave Harry during a family vacation to the Americas when Harry is very young. With no knowledge of who he is, where he lives, or even his name. He is found by a magical family with...issues and they decide to take him. However, when they realize WHO he is, they have to make some … changes. The WW is in for a shock! HP/LV(TR)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 2,580 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Safety in Anonymity by Eternal Payne reviews
When the Uzumaki triplets are used in the sealing of the Kyuubi and Naruto is forgotten by his parents, he becomes determined to become a ninja his own way. His parents are the best at Fūinjutsu, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu, well he'll just have to be the best with Genjutsu, Iryōjutsu and his trusty Senbon. Naruto modeled after Shizune, of all people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Shadow Gale by Impure Perfection reviews
When Naruto fails the academy for the second time and is having a bad day a certain ANBU shows up and helps him. After some hardcore summer school Naruto takes the academy, and the ninja world by storm. M for violence, language and of course future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,502 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several, and also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Alexandra Potter by Taure reviews
First year fem!Harry AU. Alexandra Potter has finally come to Hogwarts, where she will meet new friends and discover a world of magic. But will an escalating rivalry threaten all that she's built? Character-driven story, lots of world building. No canon rehash, no bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,036 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Albus D., Susan B., OC - Complete
Fallen here to grace by black.k.kat reviews
Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Iruka U., Genma S., Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
The Invitation by thirdmetaphor reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto is getting married to Hinata. Oh no.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
On My Life and Magic by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Little Ocean, Smallest Sea by UnluckyWriter reviews
During a fight with Kronos and the Demigods, Percy was turned into a 5-year old! With no memory of who he was, Percy's stuck with...Luke. Contains slash! And some potty-mouthing! Pairings: Luke/Percy and others...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,294 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Luke C., Percy J.
Neville Longbottom and the Harry Potter by December Morning Owl reviews
[Indefinite Hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 474,113 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Neville L., OC
Back Again? Siriusly? by Manchester reviews
The concept of the 'do-over' is used in, at the very least, hundreds of Harry Potter stories. Here's my own take, using a HP character that actually has a good reason for getting another chance to make things better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,308 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sirius B.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 5,168 - Follows: 3,948 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Warmth of a Cold Touch by ChocolateRedVelvet reviews
Haku has promised his master that he would live his life and let no one stand between him and his goal and his dream is to help Naruto, his friend achieve his own dream. ash. NaruHaku and NaruHakuKimi. Potential mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,954 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Haku, Kimimaro
Ninja Who Lived by 88mph reviews
Harry dies at the end of Deathly Hallows and is reborn as Naruto. Now Harry is on the case of uncovering all the secrets around Naruto and deal with his enemies. Find out how Konoha deals with the Master of Death Ninja-in-training.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,566 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 4,039 - Follows: 4,352 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,237 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., OC
A Small Grey Stone by Paimpont reviews
At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
The Wizard's World: YR 2 by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Harry is entering his second year at Hogwarts. An escaped criminal, a pushy professor, a plot of lies, and the on-going presence of the phony Harry Potter only complicate matters. Evil!Dumbledore, Misguided!Remus, & Bully!Twins/Ron; expect some bashing of all Weasleys. Story is AU.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P.
Stop The Future by DarkMasterStarr reviews
Powerful Naruto, AU, Time Travel Fic. In order to write the future, one must rewrite their past. Naruto travels back in time to fix the mistakes he has made. Along the way, however, he finds things aren't as easy as he thinks and everything cannot be fixed. Pairings will be disclosed soon enough. Rewrite in the works soon. Read profile for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 236,574 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 5,001 - Follows: 2,181 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Crossing the Line by The Antic Repartee reviews
It took more than defeating the Green Death for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to become the warrior chieftain of lore. There were more eyes to open, more minds to change, and his ambition only continued to grow with the aid of two women. HxA, HxC, mild AxOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid, Camicazi - Complete
Bonds Forged Early On by AURyuichi-san reviews
What if that day when Naruto saw Sasuke at the Dock, he did more than walk by? What if Naruto had sat next to Sasuke that day? How would this change the two of them if they had become friends early on? How would things change? No pairings yet, please r & r
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,730 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Not Troublesome at All by enchanted nightingale reviews
When the Mirror of Erised shatters, Nara Shikamaru comes across a child with the most unique green eyes. It's not quite love at first sight but equally as troublesome. Harry Potter/ Shikamaru Nara
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,227 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Shikaku N., Yoshino N.
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,004 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
A Narnian Revelation by cap red reviews
In England the Pevensies are living their lives, no one but them knowing about Narnia and that they were Kings and Queens there. What happens when a Portal between worlds opens and the Narnian world becomes part of the English one?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Little Acorn by Colors of Iris reviews
One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,436 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Yoroi A.
The Champion's Dilemma by RuRuLaLa reviews
Cedric is having a moral crisis. Harry has no morals. Blaise just wants to eat his din din. Rated P: for Perverts. Side Story to 'Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome'. Gift Fic for my 200th Reviewer AmniIsRoving
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Cedric D.
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hashirama S., Naruto U., Madara U., Tobirama S.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 2,977 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Boy in the Park by Shadenight123 reviews
Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 106,710 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Naruko U., OC - Complete
Champion of the Sun by Avarianus reviews
Being a demigod is never easy. Far from it. One half of the world doesn't understand you and the other half tries to kill you. Percy had learned this painful truth at a young age. But he had no idea how crazy his life could become, at least not until he met Apollo and became his champion. How will his fate change under the guidance of a god? AU Apollo raised Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,892 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Percy J., Apollo, Artemis, Zoë N. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 4,760 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Goblin Friend by R. Gray reviews
A/U - The Goblins of Gringotts are NOT happy. Perhaps it's time for them to do something about it. Starts at the end of Chamber of Secrets. Bad Dumbledore, no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,950 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
White Hair by alterego94 reviews
During the fight with Mizuki, something happens. The short exposure to Kyuubi's chakra alters Naruto's dormant genes, making them more dominant and unlocking his Bloodlimit. But how will Kimimaro react when he recieves word that another Kaguya lives?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,709 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kimimaro
Jinchuuriki Unleashed by Burning Shadow Wolf reviews
Naruto awakens the Rinnegan after a traumatic event, now with instructions from the Sage of the Six Paths himself, he sets out to find and bring together the other jinchuuriki before the Akatsuki can capture them all. Naruto/Yugito, Gaara/Fuu, Rinnegan Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,337 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Ambition of the Uzumaki Clan by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Losing a hopeless war against Uchiha Madara, Uzumaki Naruto decided to travel back to the past and kill his greatest enemy before he became so powerful. Watch as Naruto fight as one of the Uzumaki Clan and lead them into glory that would surpass even the Uchiha and Senju Clans. -Powerful Naruto-Naruto x Mito-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,414 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 3,686 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Hachin by Eduard Kassel reviews
A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,773 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mulan, Shan-Yu - Complete
The Fourth Rider by Dragon eye21 reviews
Fate can be both cruel and kind. Harry has run from his life as the Boy Who Lived only to wake up in a strange land he knows nothing about. Can he survive as he always has? Warning: Violence, Dumbledore bashing, and Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 129,734 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Murtagh
Emma's Plan by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 684 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard's World: YR 1 by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Harry has returned to the wizarding world, as foretold, his father & Pokémon in tow. Dark plots come to light when Harry Ketchum comes face to face w/ Harry Potter. Story is AU. Evil!Dumbledore, Weasley Bashing, & light Hermione Bashing. Edits completed on 2/12. Story is still COMPLETE
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,458 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Multiversing with Harems by Shadenight123 reviews
Crack-Fic with a serious undertone first and foremost. Naruto Uzumaki has a pairing per story in all of fanfiction-net. What if the daughters of those pairings decided to convince the Canon Naruto to marry their Canon mother's counterparts? Not to be taken seriously. 'Gender-bending' implied with the characters. Light-hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Back and Again: Rewritten by Starian NightZz reviews
AU Time Travel FemNaru. Given a second chance to live the life that she never had the chance to, Namikaze Yuri enters Konoha in the middle of the Third Great Shinobi War as the younger sister of the Yellow Flash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,756 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Genma S.
Vicious Calm by Catilleon reviews
Nagi Uzumaki had always sought companionship. Kyubi no Yoko had always sought a strange cute girlfriend who likes ramen and enjoys destruction as much as him. This will doubtfully end well.Kyubi/femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,079 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Dokushu, The Poison Master by Kairomaru reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
What An Excellent Plan by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,176 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi] Kyuubi/Kurama
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Knowledge, No Money, No Aim by Eternal Payne reviews
In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,748 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P.
Kiri's Phantom Blade by aprilliarsv reviews
As a child, Naruto made a seemingly small discovery in the form of a Bingo Book entry. How could such a simple change find Naruto leading the next generation of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Of Kiri? Rated M to be ru/FemHaku Zab/Mei Stronger Naruto,Haku, and Zabuza TEMPORARY HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,037 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
The Unforeseen Heir by Viraqua reviews
An incident at birth leaves Naruto's real parents to believe he's dead until events start popping up that make it obvious he is more than he seems. Slow yet psychotic. Mokuton/Naruto, Naru/Ino/Tema/Ten. M for language, kinkyness, and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,441 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Rin
The Boys Who Lived by Shara Lunison reviews
COMPLETE! The Potter twins are attacked by Voldemort as children and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord is not dead and when he returns they will have to choose between light and dark. Or will they choose themselves? SLASH, soul-bonded twincest, threesome, rated M for later chapters. HP/OC, RW/DM/HG, SS/LV, SS/BC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,995 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Making a Difference by Halt.CPM reviews
AU, Dimension Travelling. Just one of those fics everyone gets the urge to write about. Semi-crack, I guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,047 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P.
From the Flame to the Spark by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Ginny Weasley pulls a PeggySue after Harry dies in the final battle. Featuring a determinator!Ginny who doesn't care how the previous timeline went, she's going to save Harry no matter what. Also, a minor not-really but sort-of crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,794 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sexy Itachi no Jutsu by PureWaterLily reviews
Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Repeat by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Naruko, the blond Rokudaime of Konoha, is sick of Madara throwing her into the past every time she's about to defeat him. However after five 'repeats', the Fox has had enough and decides to interfere. Now she's been thrown farther into the past than ever before, and given a chance to change the future. Can Naruko stop Madara before he throws her back again? Naru/Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Naruko U., Itachi U.
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3182 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 4,583 - Follows: 5,862 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4237 - Favs: 5,566 - Follows: 5,716 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Witches' Conspiracy by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,643 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Wizard's Folly by Belle's Noir reviews
Wizards expect everything to be big and flashy and magical. A collection of one-shots about when the simplest solution would have been the best one. Fem!Harry. Started chronologically but shots may become out of order as more are written.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P.
Harry's First Class with Lockhart by Harry 'n' Hermione Potter reviews
Pure humor one-shot of Harry's first class with Lockhart. No Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I, Potter by Ynyr reviews
In the year 2980 a team of archeologists discovers a secret autobiography written by Harry Potter, the Great Seeker who brought peace and prosperity to the world. It paints a very different picture than the one found in the official history books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P.
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Wizard Hidden In The Leaf by Corruptmonk reviews
After defeating Voldemort and freeing the wizarding world from his clutches, Harry was ostracized and labeled as the new Dark Lord. A belated help from Albus Dumbledore offered him a new chance at life, a new home to call his own, a new world to make a name for himself. Strong-Powerful-Shinobi Wizard Harry, Strong-Naruto, no pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,942 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 3,557 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Two Broken Souls Heal Together by Gloriosa Lily reviews
Harry discovers a kindred soul when he rescues a young Naruto from a mob beating him. Will Konoha be ready for a Jinchuriki trained by the savior of the Wizarding world? Slash Eventually Harry/Zabuza
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Unpredictable by DaHfreak reviews
Naruto was unpredictable just like her name. Nobody could guess what she plans to do and the only person that knows what she is planning is herself. So she honestly didn't think that she would meet someone that had the same problems as her or that she would like said guy. Now only if she can keep it a secret from her teammates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,760 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruko U., Gaara
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Changeling: Cosmo by Surroundedbutalone reviews
People think he is an idiot, but he isn't. Cosmo would do just about anything to see his little boy smile.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Timmy, Cosmo - Complete
Changeling: Wanda by Surroundedbutalone reviews
Because accidents happen, especially in the Fairy World
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Timmy, Wanda - Complete
The Days We Knew by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Her name was Uzumaki Kushina, and they loved her. Root fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danzō S., Kushina U. - Complete
Changeling: Mom by Surroundedbutalone reviews
In ancient times, it was believed that the fey, or fairy creatures, swapped human children with babes of their own, though no one knows for what purpose. She knows he isn't hers, not really.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Mom, Timmy - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 4,288 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 614 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Kushina's Boyfriend by Lucillia reviews
Prequel to Naruto's BFF. Madara tries to free the Kyuubi early. Things go south for him when he compliments Kushina's hair, and she decides that it is love at first sight. Madara is soon forced to defend his chastity from his would-be suitor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Madara U., Kushina U.
It's Rikudou Hiraishin to You! by e7cg13 reviews
What if the Kyuubi attack happened diffently. What if there was a case of divine intervention on that day of October 10th. "You've got the wrong omnipotent, Minato-chan. It's Rikudou Hiraishin to you!"-Living Minato/Kushina, strong Naruto, eccentric but omnipotent Rikudous, and general craziness all around. Time Travel AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Very Impractical Man by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
Frank Longbottom writes a letter for Neville to read at age twenty that explains the positive and negative consequences of having been a very impractical man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Frank L., Neville L. - Complete
Army of Nine by Kiiam reviews
Naruto, Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Roshi, Yagura, Yugito, Gaara. Nine hosts, nine demons. One of the nine decides to bring all the jinchuriki together. What would it have been like if the Jinchuriki had been there to look out for one another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 73,178 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Naruto U.
To be Blunt, Sarcastic, and Psychotic by Niwasae reviews
ItaNaru. Not sure of other pairings, yet. Naruto pretended to be an idiot so that he wouldn't be placed with THEM, but it backfired so now he's stuck with a Madao for a sensei, Pepto-Bismol, and Duck-Butt-Emo-King.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,369 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 1,046 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 634 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mama is a student by Babyuknowme13 reviews
The art of interrogation is a subtle one, but one no one thought she could master. Naome smiles from the shadows as her family and skills grow, waiting to have her face on the mountain. Hiding her involvment with missing nin and protecting her son, whilst falling for one lazy shinobi though? Well she'll just have to deal with it, after all, she's a future hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 196,046 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Naruko U., Shikamaru N.
The Dance of the Dreoilin by Paimpont reviews
The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
All's Fair In Love And War by Shadrac reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry was hailed as a hero. Soon he was relabled as the new dark lord. Persecution and death followed until only Harry and a few of his friends remained. Using a ritual, they go back to 9/1/91 with a new plan: payback.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,785 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Son of a Marauder by zArkham reviews
Dumbledore is dead and the Golden Trio are being chased through London by Death Eaters. Yet while catching they catch their breath at Grimmauld Place, Harry stops to really think about his life and all the odd questions he previously brushed off. Has he ever been in control of his life? Harry decides to start thinking for himself and become a true son of a Marauder. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,209 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Eyes Like Mine by Scotty77 reviews
Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,608 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Running to the Enemy's Arms by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 370,488 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Interloper by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry tells Ron his true feelings for Hermione after the locket is destroyed. His confession has Ron question his own emotions and the relationship he has to his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Children of the Spiral by JackOfBladesX reviews
They say the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet. During the mission to Wave, the appearance of someone connected to Naruto changes his fate for the better...and shakes those around him. Uzumaki Mito has returned...and she is not amused. NarutoxMito. Rated for safety concerns.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,958 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Naruto's Marvellous ReAdventures by Tobias.TH reviews
When Naruto wakes up in Konoha, he knows that something is wrong. Yesterday he helped fight Tobi, today he's sitting the academy exam. Timetravel, no pairings. OOC. Crack-type humour
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
The Trust 'Verse, Parts I, II & III by kamikumai reviews
"I already know who you are," Naruto told his son, his voice far deeper, far smoother than Sasuke remembered. Then again, Naruto had been gone for six long years. Pairings: SasuSaku, SaiNaru, one-sided SasuNaru. Warning: This story is about ninja. They die. And unlike Kishimoto-sensei, I have no inclination to raise the dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,604 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
A Will and A Way by kateofallpeople reviews
Harry and Hermione just want to move on. Ron's left them both alone and hurting, and a year after the final battle, things are a mess. Things can only get crazier, however, when the Guardianship of Teddy Lupin is revealed in his parents wills. H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,322 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Absence of Definition by the riding rider reviews
Gaara and Naruto are storms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Trip by Lucillia reviews
Team Minato find themselves thrown forward in time...into a Kakashi/Naruto universe. They are naturally traumatized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Minato N., Kakashi H.
That Little Hickey by Tsume Yuki reviews
It was only a small bruise on his neck, but somehow, Itachi had a feeling that it wouldn't be taken that way. He'd never received a bruise. Ever. And as a result, he was sure his parents wouldn't take it the right way. TWOSHOT complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 2,184 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Wanted: Perfect Mommy Candidate by Loki.1827 reviews
Sasuke, a single father, started having problems when his 5 year old son Itachi asked for a mom. And it became a bigger issue when his son chose a perfectly male blond. Matchmaking and chaos courtesy of a five year old ensue. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,010 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A True Daughter of the Black by Ynyr reviews
After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,218 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Why? by MissCHSparkles reviews
Harry is upset and angry at Professor Lupin leaving at the end of Third year and he blames Snape. After all, Snape's the one who told the Slytherin's about him being a werewolf. So, he decided to confront his Potion's teacher, to demand an explanation. And surprisingly, Snape tells him exactly why he did what he did and it is for reasons Harry never expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Chōji A.
Blame the Cookies by Kagaseo reviews
Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 104 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Prince by LunaStorm reviews
A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Artist by The Antic Repartee reviews
A post-movie one-shot. Everyone assumes he is an artist. The village, his friends, even Astrid.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3915 - Favs: 10,866 - Follows: 10,215 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Shouldn't Have Said Anything by Belle's Noir reviews
Every child is told 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. No one realises how valuable this advice is until it's too late. An attempt at Ginny bashing. Little bit humorous but mostly just 'cause the girl annoyed me as well as the people who bash her without style. Let's see if I've got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
between summer and winter by Imaginarivalued reviews
In another world, in the same place, girl meets boy, and boy gives chase. A tale of the greatest meet cute ever did told, if only the girl wasn't such a lovely terror to behold. -HinaNaru. Borne from speculations of the Road to Ninja AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Unknown Relations: The Goblet of Fire by ksomm814 reviews
With the knowledge of the family secret, Orion Black is hoping for a peaceful 4th year with no more complications. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The Triwizard Tournament has been resurrected with an invisible force set on destroying everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,806 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Once And Again by SanitysOverrated87 reviews
An old plot changed up. The future is bleak for Konoha, of Team 7 only one survives. It is Sasuke. Almost broken by his regrets and anger at his choices he wishes to make things right. Kyuubi grants his wish. Slightly Sasu/Naru complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,939 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 5,167 - Follows: 2,983 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 227,596 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 5,785 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
30 Things America Is by Eilwynn reviews
Just some scattered thoughts on what lies beneath a country - some more self evident than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - America - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 283 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Outside Looking In by HalfASlug reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione have the closest friendship that Ginny Weasley has ever seen. Where does this leave her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
There's No Such Thing As a Simple Solution by TJ Dragonblade reviews
Neji and Hinata try to decide who gets to pursue Naruto. NejiNaru and HinaNaru interests. Set after current events.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Slug Prince ON HIATUS by TanyaScathYggdrasil reviews
Jiraiya abandons Naruto in favour of a certain Pinkette. When Naruto receives his Clan Scrolls from an unlikely source he starts to walk a completely different path. Eventual ShikaNaruNeji. [HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,684 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14765 - Favs: 7,874 - Follows: 6,990 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Matter of Dominance by walkingfire reviews
Their female classmates are fed up! They confront their favorite would-be BL pairing, putting the devils in a bind. Exactly who is the uke/seme you two? Rated M for cursing & a slight sexual scene; non-yaoi in nature save for a detailed doujin read
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2012 - K. Yuuto, H. Issei
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Meet The Godparents by apAidan reviews
We know that Harry is Teddy's godfather. But what about the godmother? Does Harry raising a child with someone change things? And just what does this do to the Holy Grail known as OBHWF? And who knew the Bloody Baron's name? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,661 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Resilience of the Soul by Velf reviews
The saga continues. With her mating to Haku rapidly approaching, Chihiro has a number of new problems to face. But these are nothing compared to the plans a new foe has for her. Sequel to Enchantment of the Heart.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 274,538 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The First Step is Fatal by Qilin reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Different Faces of Su Li by romantiscue reviews
ABANDONED AND WILL AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE BE REMOVED FROM MY PROFILE. Has been adopted!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,953 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Su L., Embry
Journey Through the Dark by Earl Lonsdale reviews
AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,917 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Susan B.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The golden trio by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
Mistakes were Made by Huoyingmi reviews
Why doesn't anyone remember Naruto's legacy and try to train him earlier? What if another village did? Naruto in Kumo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,877 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Harrison Evans & the Hogwarts First Year by DragonKatGal reviews
*COMPLETE* Without the scar, without the hair, without the name...Harrison Evans is just another Gryffindor trying to make it through First Year. *NEW* Chapter 17 - The Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,242 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 4,121 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
From the End to the Start by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione had always been by Harry's side, but her death stopped her. She is given the chance to rewrite her past and right all her wrongs. She will do whatever is necessary to ensure his survival, but there are some things you simply can't plan for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,649 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Kyuubi's Vessel by Phr33k reviews
Naruto x FemKyuubi. What if Naruto learnt about the Kyuubi before the Forbidden Scroll incident? What if, at a very young age, Naruto had discovered the Kyuubi? Follow Naruto on his journey to greatness, with the help of the Kyuubi this time. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 186,426 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
They Shook Hands : Year 1 by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Conspiracy by Maethoriel Raina reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,689 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 869 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 383 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Photoshop by sarahhaley reviews
Dash and Kwan find an old class picture and start having a little too much fun on Photoshop. Will someone's secret be revealed? No slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,110 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Dash B., Kwan - Complete
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
By the Toe by The Antic Repartee reviews
Ruffnut Thorston knew three things about Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: 1. He was fun to look at, 2. He needed to be caged, and 3. He was hiding something that she didn't really care about. Crushes, plans, and suspicions ahead! The UNtelling of the movie. Minor Ruffcup. Minor Hiccstrid. Canon compliant.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,821 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ruffnut, Astrid, Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 4,549 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Letters by The Antic Repartee reviews
"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
The Host Club by storyteller911 reviews
Naruto and Haruhi are cousins and a couple of tomboyish girls at Ouran Academy on scholarship. All starting with a search for a quiet place to study the two are made part of the Host Club. Welcome the Natural Rookie, Haruhi and the Knight, Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,718 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyōya O.
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 497 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 385 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legacy of Gryffindor by Phoenix II reviews
AU post-OOTP. Harry becomes leader of an anti-Dark group. But who are the Scarlet Knights, and will they lead to the downfall of the Dark Lord? Lord Harry, supportive Dumbledore, Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,618 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 274 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bloodsucker by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
A few misconceptions causes the student population of Casper High to take a guess at the mystery that is Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
What the World Misses by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Fred, Neville, Luna, Mrs Weasley think about how blind the world is when it comes to Harry, Ron, and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Love of a Family by exwolf reviews
On All Hallows Eve night 1981 the Dark Lord destroyed the wrong family. Brought up with the Love and support of a family Harry Potter grows into the man he was destined to become. Standard disclaimer applies; I don't own Harry Potter or the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,904 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Charming the Snake by x Dark Lady x reviews
Harry Potter never met Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin's, but instead, the pompous Percy Weasley. Follow a much darker Harry through all seven of his years in Slytherin, as he forms both allies and friends, and makes the impossible...possible. Re-writing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,042 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
By Sunlight by Landstradd reviews
The Potters prepared for the worst when they went into hiding, and the most intelligent member of the Marauders was never mistrusted because of a rumor. Events after Halloween change and Harry is raised by people who care. 4th Year AU, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,321 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P.
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Slytherin Sisters by Black Knight 03 reviews
Daphne realizes that it's not such a bad thing being different from her sister. One-shot Daphne-Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,313 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Taking Chances by WynterRavenheart reviews
A poor choice of a marriage partner turns out to be the best thing to even happen to Harry as they take a chance at happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Sorting That Never Happened by Keira-House M.D reviews
In which Hermione has designs to take over the wizarding world, Harry is having an identity crisis, Draco has daddy issues and Ron doesn't fit anywhere. An AU sorting of the Golden Trio and a few other members of their year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mile in Your Eyes by Araceil reviews
When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Five Loves of Nymphadora Tonks by chelseyb reviews
Four men that Nymphadora Tonks loved and lost, and one she simply loved. Oneshot. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
You're NOT my best friend anymore! by JackOfBladesX reviews
After the battle at Tenchi bridge, Naruto and Sasuke meet...and decide to find different best friends. Insanity ensues. Note Naruto/Sasuke friendship. Not Yaoi. Rated for language. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Minato's Ghostly Foresight Adventure by SilverLight7 reviews
After completing what was a routine mission, Minato's team comes across an old woman who gives them a scroll, saying they were given the chance to change their destiny. Now the four of them are off to see the future...the catch is that they're spirits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,172 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H., Rin
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spiritual Heirs by Phoenix Burst reviews
Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,886 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 4,821 - Follows: 3,096 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Naruto: Kazama Ascendant by Justareader80 reviews
AU A letter discloses truths that had been hidden and Naruto is actually given the tools necessary to achieve his goals. Armed with a new sense of purpose, Naruto sets out to forge his path and revive his once great clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 182,660 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sirius' Savior by Silverfawkes reviews
AU Sirius took Harry that night and left. What happened after that is my story. ?able Dumbledore Sirius OOC Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 179,902 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of the Araiki Clan by Lesingnon Bladewind reviews
The Raikage had a second target the night of the Hyuga Abduction, and Naruto was brought safely to Kumogakure. Upon arrival, he is gifted with a kekkai genkai in preparation for the birth of a new clan. Behold the power of To-Remu Yajuuki. NarutoxYugito
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,056 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Explaining the Log by Audrianna13 reviews
A missing scene in Phoenix Feathers where Naruto explains the Log to Tazuna.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Naruto U.
World of Difference by Belle's Noir reviews
What if Harry was introduced to the magical world a little earlier? Entered Hogwarts a little more aware? At 6 Harry is adopted by the Diggory's. HP/VK CD/HG NL/LL, pairings may change. Ravenclaw!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,471 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,239 - Follows: 11,755 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Lord of shadows by voider reviews
Harry and Lucy are the twins who lived. They are also a weird vampire-hybrid, powerful and slightly insane. Watch them as they grow up, as they fool and enrage Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort and the DE. \ AU Independent Gray Harry \ H/Multy \ Yuri GL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,645 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., OC
The First Time by slytherin-nette reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy was staring at Harry Potter was before everybody else even knew who she was. A short and sweet collection of Draco's memories. DM/femHP. Semi-AU. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where the Trees meet the Mountains by HistorianoftheKais reviews
Before Naruto’s birth, Minato had to promise his first born child’s hand in marriage to an Iwa noble clan in order to end the Third Shinobi War. Now Naruto Namikaze must grow up dealing with being the son of a Kage, a Jincurriki, and an engaged man
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,677 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U.
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Archive by Ynyr reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,249 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Ivy - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4567 - Favs: 6,253 - Follows: 6,376 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4587 - Favs: 7,235 - Follows: 3,436 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
To Bedlam and Partway Back by salty-sarah reviews
Backstory for 'Between Two Lungs': when Cedric Diggory finally meets Harry Potter in the infirmary after that Quidditch match in Fifth-Year, he slowly realises there isn't any going back, not for him. Warnings for slash. Cedric/Harry, and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 291 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Seals : Cause of his Damnation and Salvation by crazyluffy reviews
What if the Yondaime took steps to ensure the welfare of his son keeping in mind the consequences, if the villagers didn't honor his dying wish. Naruto x fem Haku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Harry Potter and the Pureblood Supremacist by HrdDawg306 reviews
Harry's life is turned upside down after receiving a letter from Sirius. Starts after OOTP. Contains Manipulative Dumbledore, Ron and Ginny Bashing. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,581 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 166 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 414 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Types by Rayneken reviews
Naruto is the "Guy's-guy" type. Hinata is the 'Classic-girl' type. Together, they're a type all their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Every King Needs a Prince by KounetsuDeb reviews
Tamaki Suou is loved and adored by a majority of the girls at Ouran, but apparently the one male he's interested in can't stand him. TS/HP! Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Tamaki S.
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 2,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,274 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 6,025 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Wedding by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, GWLL. Crackfic, sequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation.' Ron may have accidentally caused Malfoy to propose to Harry, but he is still going to stop the wedding. Because Malfoy is a murderer. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3601 - Favs: 7,559 - Follows: 7,299 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Fate's hand by Idika reviews
Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,571 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 2,455 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 330 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Apprenticeship by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Obsessed with learning more about Danny Phantom, Paulina becomes Mrs. Fenton’s apprentice in ghost hunting, overcoming tacky outfits, the disapproval of friends and family and the occasional evil ghost.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,185 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Paulina, Danny F.
Shut Up and Kiss Me! by slytherin-nette reviews
In the middle of all their silly fighting and childish rivalry, there was only one very simple solution that always seemed to bring Draco Malfoy and Harriet Potter back together. DM/femHP. SongFic - Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14307 - Favs: 7,378 - Follows: 5,585 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Pigtail Theory by slytherin-nette reviews
Because boys will be boys and Draco Lucius Malfoy really did just have a rather odd way of showing Harriet Jamie Potter his affection...And that he really liked her hair. DM/femHP. AU Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
World Enough and Time by salty-sarah reviews
On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,238 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Viktor K., Harry P. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 266 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 250 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
A Goddess's Lament by Mercury Gray reviews
After many years of silence, Amphitrite, the wife of Poseidon, recounts her life and how she came to be the figure she is in song and story, and how she met Percy before events in The Last Olympian. Bookverse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amphitrite, Poseidon - Complete
He Never Saw Them Watching Him by wife-chan reviews
10 people who watched Gai without being noticed. 10 people who could have helped, but didn't. 10 times Gai went on with his life without knowing they cared; one way or another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Gai M.
Pinoko! by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato as Yondaime-sama confronts a ball of nerves Tenzou. In the background? Kakashi and baby Namikaze. Say hello to the new babysitter!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Yamato, Naruto U. - Complete
Felicity by redbull07 reviews
Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 453 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4777 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 2,987 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 488 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Naruto: Whirlpool Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Following the events of chapter 310 Naruto is exiled but before its made official he escapes the village intent on unraveling the secrets and mysteries that have plagued him for so long. Now he only has one mission: to fulfil Jiraiya's only request.NU/YN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,588 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,048 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10321 - Favs: 12,749 - Follows: 5,219 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
The Chronicles of Team Seven by denytheworld reviews
The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Knock on the Door by Lady Salazar reviews
Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ron W., Salazar S. - Complete
Black and Bones: A Love Story by Jenni Rose reviews
Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Step Off the Edge by sesquipedality reviews
She was a student, not a soldier, and she made a student's mistake- and then made up for it. Marietta Edgecombe under Fudge, Scrimgeour, Thickness, and Shacklebolt- now with complimentary Dean Thomas, free of charge! .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Marietta E., Dean T. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
The Nine Eternal Colours by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The demons are eternal and they are everywhere. Being trapped inside a human does not change much. Gold, White, Blue, Brown, Silver, Clarity, Yellow, Purple, Red... life's endless colour wheel. Oneshot; not quite AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 225 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 966 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yes Ron, Harry is a Veela by Mede reviews
Harry is looking for a mate, Malfoy is threatening castration, Ron is oblivious, Hermione is taking over, and someone unexpected is coming to Hogwarts... Year five, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Dementors of Azkaban by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Third year is here with another challenge:a breakout at Azkaban Prison.Orion Black must now help defend his friends, Hayden and Rose, from those who seek revenge.If only he could sort out the strange voices that come whenever Dementors are near.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,631 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
10 Facts by Ame Namikaze reviews
Ten facts about Hatake Kakashi when it concerns his ramen obsessed student, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 6,130 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alternate Hosting by TwinEnigma reviews
Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Life and Times of James Potter by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Twenty-five facts about James Potter. R&R! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fight against Fate by Amberile reviews
In a freak accident, during the ultimate battle, 21 year old Harry is send back through time and space to that fateful day on Halloween. This is the story about Harry’s desperate fight against Fate to save his friends and this new world he is now in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,688 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Twenty Truths From The Journey by serbii reviews
Twenty truths from Naruto and Jiraiya's training journey. Naruto is still convinced he's right on all counts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4204 - Favs: 8,164 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Now What? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
“Hermione, let’s do something for ourselves for once,” Harry insisted, taking her hand. “Dash the Weasleys, dash everyone’s expectations. This…” he gestured between the two of them. “Us…I feel like this is something I could do for the rest of my life."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 183 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Duty, Honor, and Truth by Tyrchon reviews
Young Naruto believes himself alone with no family, he is wrong. Learning the ways of his mother the young boy will embark on a mysterious adventure that could destroy both him and Konoha. What will he do when confronted by his clan's legacy? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 438,143 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 646 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3449 - Favs: 5,555 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Regrets and Consequences by Sneaky-fox reviews
A look into the life of Naruto and the Yondaime, had he survived the sealing along with his wife. Some things once given up can never be reclaimed. One shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Rules of Storytelling by Emily Waters reviews
It would have been fine if the boy had the common sense to be intimidated by him. But no. Snape glares, Harry smiles, life goes on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Emily Waters reviews
Humor . The war is over, Snape is on trial, and Harry finds himself being the character witness for his least favorite teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 218 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Love Unrequited by DreamingInColour reviews
CD/HP - Set during the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric falls hard for Harry, but has to keep his feelings hidden from his seemingly disgusted paramour until it becomes too much to bear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Warrior of Heart by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss during graduation, but it's Hinata's reaction everyone's more concerned about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Birds and Bees by dave-d reviews
They guys are cooped up together. What will they talk about to pass the time? Boys will be boys! Warning: a coarse and silly story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 281 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Ron Weasley and His Happy Little Bubble of Denial by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, crackfic, prequel to 'Ron Weasley and the Adventure of the Dastardly.' Ron is a chess-master and a war strategist. He knows that Harry is not really dating Draco Malfoy, because he can come up with much better explanations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Sparks and Flames 1: The Philosopher's Stone by Gumpieke reviews
Harry is horribly treated while living with his relatives. One day he has to much and he runs away only to be picked up by an old man. Name: Albus Dumbledore. He takes Harry to live with the Weasleys where he meets Ginny. First in a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,655 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Brief Mission by Kantayra reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 891 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A New Life by darknessmolded reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort in his own world but is so scared that he will hurt someone with his new powers that he wishes himself away and sends himself to an alternate universe where he has a second chance to live his life. Warning:yaoi harryomc mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,732 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., James P.
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 216 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 6,418 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Faces by Resonance and d reviews
People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2008 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
The Christmas I Loaned My Sons by Ellipsis the Great reviews
After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Princess and the Pauper by madHATTERo0 reviews
-naruino fluff- "The thought is what's supposed to matter, right?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Hyuuga Swap by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto is in a brand new relationship with Hinata. But when he meets her cousin Neji, he finds himself inexplicably preoccupied with the dark haired boy, despite his prickly personality. AU yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 9,897 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 5,444 - Follows: 592 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 375 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Goblin, the Snitch, and the Werewolf by Iniga reviews
Harry considers the future of the House of Potter. Andromeda considers the past of the House of Black. Teddy is where they collide. It isn’t always pretty. Immediately after Deathly Hallows and continuing through that summer. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,971 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Andromeda T., Harry P. - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Naked Reverence by Iniga reviews
After the second war, and her first meeting with Andromeda in a quarter-century, Narcissa talks to her husband about things they don’t understand. About a month after DH. One shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Meteor Twins by TheBonnie reviews
Postyr5: Harry's going about his business and something flies into his room and informs him that he, Kar-EL, and his long lost brother Kal-EL, are aliens from Krypton. Of Course. Two-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P.
Twenty Mostly Random Facts About James Potter by sesquipedality reviews
What the title says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Anglerfish reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss...again. An argument ensues. SasuNaru fluff. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Tiger Toes by Jukebox Hound reviews
NaruSasu. “Catch a tiger by the toe.” Naruto kept the tiger no matter how loudly it hollered. Or should that be ‘raven’? Post timeskip, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wavelengths by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially retarded. Or how Naruto got a clue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,009 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Gaara's Reflections by FairyNiamh reviews
Gaara reflects on his times with Naruto. Drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Belief by Planet Mads reviews
[Spoilers for recent Chapters.] Uzumaki Naruto and Nara Shikamaru. The friendship between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 229 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eighteen by S. Thanatos reviews
[DH SPOILERS] Hermione has always been a precocious child. If she had stayed at home, her father would have had her reading treatises on ethics before her thirteenth birthday. It is a possibly regrettable thing that he did not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G.
Reign of Power by Fayr Warning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 3,225 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 281 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crystal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU “He’s as… fragile as crystal…” To wear matching rings is believed to be the ultimate expression of love… Summary inside. HPTR Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,975 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Philosopher's Stone by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Follow Orion Black as he enters his first year at Hogwarts and learns more than he ever imagined about his mysterious past, the scar on his forehead shaped like a lighting bolt and the boy who lived, Hayden Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,441 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Phantom Sanctuary by tofu-melon reviews
[SSHP].MWPP. Harry gets a chance to fufill a wish from the light, seeing as he saved the world from the Dark Lord. The Light misinterprets Harry's wish and sends him back in time, and to Harry this was a second chance. Slash and Het, details inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,691 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
Unintentionally Yours by Dinkel reviews
What if Voldemort has found another way to get what he wants? What if he wants something else now? He proposes a contract to insure peace between the Light and the Dark and of course it involves Harry... HPTR or HPLV slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 340,148 - Reviews: 3292 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Collision Course by MaxFic reviews
Harry is raised in Konoha with his Cousin Naruto, how different will things be when Harry and Naruto end up in Hogwarts together. HarryGinny NarutoHinata: On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,995 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 291 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 273 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Card Captor Harry, Season One by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
[Complete!] Spinoff of Harry Potter and the Magic Book:Release! Harry buys the Clow Book in Diagon Alley and unwittingly unleashes the Clow Cards. To make up for this, Keroberos chooses him to become the Card Captor! Did his life just get worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 155,831 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Manslayer by Lady Salazar reviews
The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
To Find a Sasuke by Wingedchilde reviews
Sasuke's lost. Naruto must find him. But does he have to be so loud about it? Yes, yes he does. But wait, did he just say...? If Sasuke shows up, he'll do what! Oh my. Slash SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9697 - Favs: 12,659 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 252 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Smiles and Masks by Heosic-chan reviews
Gaara's thoughts on Naruto's smile. Bittersweet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alone By Choice by purple-drake reviews
[COMPLETE] While visiting Ron in the hospital wing, Fred and George overhear a private conversation which forces them to reevaluate some of the things they thought they knew. Missing scene for OotP, 1st in the Dumbledore's Man series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 290 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 451 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Different Happening by TheBonnie reviews
On Hiatus. AU First year: Harry doesn't believe in stereotypes, he finds some freinds who want to be different, Snapes nightmare comes true, he has to be nice to a Weasley! New Mysteries, Peter runs for his life, and Harry finds out just why he's
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Undo, Retry by Olafr reviews
Harry's killed by Lucius Malfoy. Or is he? The Prophecy gets in the way, and Harry has to do it all again. [at long last, ch.5 the trip to hogwarts]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 357 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 142 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Price of Butting In by DarkPhoenix484 reviews
[ShikaNaru, shounen ai] Shikamaru had never liked butting into other people's business. They were too troublesome for him to bother with. But not all endevours are fruitless, and some are sweeter than others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 219 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
Daddy... Padfoot?! by S. Thanatos reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
If Dr. Seuss Wrote Harry Potter by K. Ashley reviews
A complete Harry Potter story, written in rhyme just as good old Dr. Seuss would have done it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Complete
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Reality Bends reviews
Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. God, Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down. A Naruto adopts Harry story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 4/25 - Harry P., Naruto U., Shizuka
Queen of Dragon Fire reviews
Working at a flower shop in Gardenia does not prepare one to the be the Queen of Eraklyon. Bloom x Sky Queen!Bloom
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10 - Bloom, Sky
Whirlpool Child reviews
Kushina wasn't impressed. "Seriously? You want to tell the whole village that our little girl is a jinchuuriki? ...Did you lose that much blood, baka?" Minato coughed. "Ah, I take it you don't approve then?" Naruto doesn't grow up under the shadow of Kyuubi. What can Naruto accomplish when she isn't hated? Warning: Major AU. Diverges from canon. Fuuinjutsu and med-nin fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,595 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Rin
Refracted Light reviews
Naruto became a genin on his second try, and got paired with the rookie of the year and the top kunoichi. On paper they were a dysfunctional team: the jaded prodigy, the one-trick pony, and the deadlast prankster. But Tenten's not a fangirl, and Neji won't sacrifice a friend for power. Maybe something good could come out of this... Neji x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/5 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Anchor reviews
Concerned with the direction his best friend's experiments are taking him, Godric Gryffindor evokes Magick to find a solution. "And to you, dear Salazar, I offer someone precious to safeguard your humanity." Salazar x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/30 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Courting Uzumaki reviews
Or why Minato Namikaze started learning fuuinjutsu. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Aniki's Guard reviews
Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/13 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Diversion reviews
When Itachi and Kisame come collecting for Naruto at the Tsunade Retrieval Arc, our favorite blonde prankster decided that a little diversion is called for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
Lucky One reviews
'Jiraiya was the lucky one,' Tsunade mused, 'He set out to create a family.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/2 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Flash Forward reviews
Naruto would be the first to admit that he always wanted a family. He had just expected it to occur much later in the future. But now a little blonde girl popped up claiming to be his daughter. And the mother was… an Iwa nin? Starts at the Academy. Kurosutchi x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi, Ōnoki
Servant's Loop reviews
A house elf has only one purpose: to serve a master. The hallmark of a good elf is to anticipate the Master's needs before the wizard himself, and bend any rules to achieve them. They're limited only by their Master's power. Harry Potter is a powerful wizard, and Kreacher lives to serve the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black and its' new Lord. Let the timeline now be in redux.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014
Bloodline Quandary reviews
Naruto stepped in front of Sasuke at the bridge in Wave. Seeing his friend 'die' activated the Mangekyo Sharingan, and Sasuke used it to defeat Haku. It also raised an important question. If the Mangekyo could only be activated by the death of a precious person… did that mean Naruto was Sasuke's precious person?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shinigami's Child reviews
Naruko Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 476 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Naruto U., Sakumo H., Shisui U., Naruko U.
Six Ways Till Sunday reviews
Screwing up a space-time jutsu was not Naruto's intention. Neither was getting adopted as Mito's younger sister. Or catching the eye of the soon-to-be most powerful shinobi in the world. Also, Madara was starting to freak her out. Flowers could be interpreted as a declaration of war, right? fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 506 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Misunderstandings reviews
Sirius just doesn't understand why he can't get laid anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rules of the Praetors reviews
Because in the end, Jason was a damn good Praetor. A series of related one-shots. Jason x Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Percy J., Jason G.
I'm His Favorite! Me! reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!" Mildly implied Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Twenty-One and Counting reviews
The twenty times that someone thought that Naruto and Gaara were a couple, and the one time that they were actually right. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara
Forming Friendships reviews
The Hokage knew how Naruto was going to be treated at school and chose to start a mentorship program for the students. He made Neji Hyuuga Naruto's mentor. How would this affect the last Uzumaki, as he grows with the help of the Hyuuga prodigy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,859 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Touched by Death reviews
There were some secrets that never passed the Golden Trio's lips. HP/HG/RW Hints of a threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Teddy L.
Catching a Butterfly reviews
"It could all be traced to the discovery of Pettigrew's betrayal. When the horrified Potters learned of their former friend's cowardice, they immediately became paranoid and closed ranks." Harry and siblings were raised safely in Potter Manor. He's not the BWL, but still gets involved in the drama, esp. when a certain Neville Longbottom catches his eye. JP/LE/SS RL/SB HP/NL Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Compliments of the Future reviews
Naruto had resigned himself to death, before he woke up in a bedroom that should have been destroyed, a body that should have been taller, and a jumpsuit that should have been burned. Still, since Kurama had brought them to the past, he can now change everything for the better. Main Naruto x Kyuubi with Naruto x Shion. Yaoi, character death, Uzumaki clan, and general mayhem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Shion
Dumbledore's Royal Screw Up reviews
What would you get if you had the Boy-who-lived as a father, a vampire princess as a mother, and the child of a Malfoy as a son? Total and utter chaos! Look out Wizarding world! Dumbles and Weasley bashing! Powerful, Grey, Prince Harry. NOW ADOPTED BY MICHAEL CAO
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,404 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P., OC
Relying On Yourself reviews
Dimension travelling can lead to many surprises. Surprises like Naruto receiving a family. With the renewal of the Uzumaki Clan and all that had formerly made them so feared, and the growth of a young jinchuuriki's power, the Elemental nations better get ready for change. Politics. Clan-oriented loyalty and normal growth. A Naruto raises Naruto story. Kurotsuchi/Naruto/femHaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,383 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Naruto U., Haku, Kurotsuchi
A Family Matter reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with. SasuNaru in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
Twenty Things Mokuba Knew reviews
Mokuba may not have been the clear-cut prodigy his brother was, but he was very perceptive. In between helping save the world and trying to help his brother overcome his denial, Mokuba made several observations. For one, Yugi would make an excellent brother-in-law. Yugi Moto/Seto Kaiba One-shot For the idiots: SLASH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Mokuba K., Yūgi M., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Family Factor reviews
Harry had always wanted a family. Not just parents, but siblings as well. When Colin asks him for a picture, Harry decides that he would become an honorary big brother to Colin. His responsibility as a big brother influences Harry's decisions and he begins to add to his new makeshift family. Now that he has something to fight for, maybe Harry will fight back. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Colin C.
Opposites Attract: Amy and Jake reviews
Short, usually one-shots (although some are part of a larger plot) that are dedicated to the pairing of AmyxJake. These are short, fluffy, and generally sweet moments. It starts at the end of the Timbuktu adventure and carries on from there. Jamy
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Amy C., Jake R.
Olympian Parents reviews
Percy and co. expected to have a relaxing, semi-normal vacation after the end of Gaea. Instead their parents call them up to Olympus so the gods could enjoy being kids for a while! Now the heroes of Olympus are their parents babysitters! JasonxPercy Slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Percy J., Jason G.
25 Things Percy Jackson Is Not Allowed To Do reviews
Funny one-shot on all the things Percy Jackson is NOT allowed to do.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Visions reviews
Beyal starts having strange visions about Chase. They're accompanied by odd feelings... feelings he had never felt before. In an effort to understand these strange things, he goes to Jinja to explain. Jinja unfortunately, does not explain is quite right... ChasexBeyal Supportive Jinja
Monsuno - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Beyal, Chase S. - Complete
Snapshots of the PotterMalfoy Family reviews
This is the sequel to Hogwarts Plays Cupid, will numerous several short one shots of the new family, and may possibly mark me as deranged. Either way, see the Sorting of the twins, Voldie's b-day gift, James' godparents, etc. And Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mommy! Daddy! reviews
Honey's mom and dad go one a cruise so who does he get to fill in? Mori and Haruhi of course! Now let's see what the rich brats think about it... Reviews appreciated! TEMPORARY HIATUS
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F.
Demon Prince reviews
Naruto learns he still has family in the demon realm he leaves to become a prince and finally accept the kyuubi. Now, after three years he returns to the village that shunned him with power they never saw. Is he returning for the sake of a certain Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hogwarts Plays Cupid reviews
Everyone knew Harry and Draco were meant to be... well, except for Harry and Draco. In an effort to save thier sanity, the people of Hogwarts decided to play matchmaker and get the infamopus couple d who said Dumbledore wasn't a great cupid?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cahill's In The Future: Life of a Cahill reviews
Before Nick came, Ev and Alec had an almost perfect life as the children of two powerful Cahill leaders. This is an inside look at the relationships of the Cahill's lives, their idiosyncarsies, and occasional misadventures.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
Cahill's In The Future: Secrets of a Cahill reviews
Cahill's are amazing but lately things don't add up for Alec and Evelyn. What are their parents hiding from them about the Vespers? Who is the stranger, Nick, and what part did he play in their mothers past? Is being a Cahill really worth the pain? Part 2
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,297 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Percy Jackson Chronicles I reviews
Percy had been wondering about her for a while. He knew he shouldn't have. Then she came back... and he couldn't stay away. To add fuel to the fire, his daughter came back from the past warning him of a new prophecy... WAIT, he was MARRIED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,256 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bianca A., Percy J.
Kyoya's Laptop reviews
An inside look at the thoughts and life of Kyoya Ootori. Better than it sounds! See inside his mind, his thoughts, his evil, twisted, psychotic, nature... I mean, his kind, generous heart? HaruhixKyoya Reviews appreciated.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,198 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
The Brianna Tod Chronicles reviews
Okay everyone knows about Pravus-to-be Vladimir Tod but do they know about his daughter? A look into the future through the diary of a teenage vamp princess whose dad is the Pravus and who might just be more than she seems. Henry's vamp guide added.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010
The Protector reviews
A short possible one-shot between Mori and Haruhi, debating her independence. Meant for Mori x Haruhi fans, please review.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Cahill's In The Future: A Cahill's Choice reviews
This is a story of the real Amy and her life during and after the Clues. A new group arrives to cause trouble, she makes new friends and she has to choose between the perfect boy, Madrigal agent Nick and the one she can't seem to forget, Lucian Ian.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Dark Lords R Us reviews
Have you ever heard about Harry Potter? Or about Toys R Us? Well this is the all new Dark Store magazine from a brand new sensation that's sweeping the nation! Read and Reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
The Playboy reviews
This is a one shot fanfic in Bella's veiw, right after Edward comes back in New moon. It's my opinion on how edward really is and Jacob fans would probably like this. Please read and REVEIW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella - Complete
The True Story of Britain's Bad Boy reviews
Everyone thinks that they know the real Mordred when in all actuality, he's woefully neglected. This is a story back in the days of Camelot with all the members of the original gang and a new look at the world through Mordred's eyes. ON HOLD
Avalon High - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2010
Cahill's In The Future: A Cahill Guide 101 reviews
If you're in the cahill family you're going to need something to help you navigate through the crazy world that is cahill drama. Lucky for you, Amy and Ian's kids made a small guide that touches some of the aspects of cahill life! Rememeber to reveiw!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
100 Things you Should never Do At Hogwarts reviews
Regular list of things you should never do but it has a bunch of new ideas I made up. Reveiws or suggestions appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Cahills In The Future: Family Reunion reviews
Imagine all contestants of the 39 Clues meeting again after 16 years to celebrate the Hunt for the Clues. Now add in Amy and Ians twins, some fun little ideas and watch what this familys really made of. Includes songs and poems that I wrote too.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Remembrance reviews
Regular fluff as Amy stands on a balcony to remember Ians betrayal. Short but has an amazing song in it.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
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