Ars Amatoria
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Joined 08-02-02, id: 245578, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a cheery UK graduate of English from the wild wild Midlands, where the chickens carry semi automatic weapons and the cows'll kill a man soon as look at him. Among my likes are, in no particular order: hot buttered toast, words (yep, all of them), Jane Austen, un-PC humour, old films, chocolate anything (bonus points if it involves Johnny Depp naked on a large plate), kittens, Eddie Izzard and wearing odd socks.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13524 - Favs: 17,706 - Follows: 16,860 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Go Your Own Way by Daina reviews
During the summer of the trio's fifth year, the Weasley family invites Harry and Hermione with them on a holiday to visit Charlie at the Romanian dragon colony. Dragons, however, are not the only interesting in habitants of the area. Features H/G, R/Hr C
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Axis by Fallowdoe reviews
Spike has been back in Sunnydale for some time, with his soul. He needs to resolve his new impulses with some moral questions. This is about the points when we change, reaction to those moments, *COMPLETE* Thanks to all who have read it!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Case of the Missing Author by R.S.Lindsay reviews
A hilarious story in which Harry Potter tries to hire a Chandler-esque private detective, Spade Marlowe, to find his missing author, J.K. Rowling. This fanfic is dedicated to those impatient, bellyaching fans who keep complaining that J.K. Rowling hasn't
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,835 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Harry P.
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Love You Till Next Tuesday reviews
Just when Ginny has resigned herself to the fact that Harry will never like her in THAT way, a mysterious potion changes everything. But can she resist an affection she knows isn’t real? Mystery, suspense, and Harry in a towel. Could you ask for more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Well Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit reviews
There's something going on between Harry and Ginny - Ron gets it, an alcohol-befuddled Seamus gets it, even some random American stranger gets it - so why doesn't Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Hogwarts Extravaganza! reviews
There's something odd going on at Hogwarts, and students and teachers alike are suffering from the urge to burst into song and perform snappy dance moves. Could this be the work of a criminally insane, delusional, cross-dressing Voldemort? Oh, I think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2002 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
In My Heart reviews
A heartfelt poem expressing someone's feelings on Harry's heroic death. I know who I think it's about - what do you think?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Harry P.
Stalker!Ginny reviews
Is Ginny really stalking Harry? And more importantly, what is Harry doing behind that suit of armour? A bit of H/G fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.