The Exploding Cigar
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Joined 07-19-10, id: 2455974, Profile Updated: 06-17-15
Author has written 2 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Hey Arnold.

Hi! I don't have much to say about myself. I like very few fandoms, but I somehow end up thinking of stories for those I dislike too. I tend to procrastinate and I get distracted easily...so don't be surprised if I take forever to update. If you're interested in my stories and want to ask questions, maybe catch a sneak peek or whatever else have you, feel free to pm me and I'll get back to you.

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." - Lynda Barry

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Darnay Road by counselor reviews
Starts out in summer of 1963. Sweet little ten year old Catholic school girl Bella Christine meets 11 year old smoker with armpit hair who really does live on the wrong side of the tracks Easy. She and Alice May are mystery solvers in their spare time, and Easy (E. C.) and his brother Jap (Jasper) will keep these two little ladies on their sleuthing toes. Warning: Might get hairy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 6369 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9506 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chance, a new choice by moonbird reviews
Severus was dying in the shrieking shack, and he did indeed die. However, forces out of his control rendered him the ability to re-choose. going back and choose differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 384,473 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19368 - Favs: 8,586 - Follows: 6,615 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by Aiyta reviews
Facebook News Feed of the PS118 Gang, who are now 17 years old.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7826 - Favs: 8,752 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marked by LunarianPrincess reviews
A chance encounter at a tattoo parlor leads to a monumental discovery. What does it mean to have something on your body forever? Does it mean the same thing as having someone in your heart forever?
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
The Cruelest Month by Min Daae reviews
Zuko is too young for this. Pre-series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
Up Script Mix! by MeganKoumori reviews
What happens when our favorite Football Head and crew get the wrong scripts? Chaos? Anarchy? Or just me being goofy? Special surprise guest star at the end!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
A mile in your shoes by MeganKoumori reviews
Mr. Simmons assigns everyone to trade places for a week with someone else. And guess who Arnold's trading with? Chapters 5 and 6 now up.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Mens Rasura by ecaterana reviews
Newlywed Remus Lupin began his marriage battling poverty and his inlaws. Now he is fighting to keep his marriage afloat as he struggles to explain his wife's pregnancy and to find out who has oblivated her memory and why. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,486 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Remus L., OC - Complete
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Sometimes reviews
I didn't think I loved him anymore. It had been a long time, I was a different person. Those were just words I told myself. When I got a second chance, I took advantage of it and of him. There isn't any telling him how sorry I am. I can't ever take it back. And honestly, I know I never would. - M for language and adult themes
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/14 - Arnold, Helga
New Life reviews
Wherever you are, life and love will find you. Even when you've lost your way or yourself, life will continue living and love will keep loving all around you. You only have to get swept away in them. ZukoxOC Please review
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zuko, OC
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