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Author has written 32 stories for Soul Calibur, Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Star Wars, How to Train Your Dragon, and My Little Pony.
June 23, 2013: Alright, I've left a few sections when I started writing some of the newer stuff I've been releasing, but since returning to categories like Smash Bros, I wanna make a damn good comeback. In addition to updates for my current uploads, expect new stories to be shelled out for Link/Samus and perhaps whatever I feel a need to revive in my escapades with Soul Calibur.
If you find some missing line-breaks in my stories, let me know so when I can, I can fix the chapters. Usually the line breaks will be where the scene changes to another. Please let me know if you find them and report via either pm, or review.
About my profile picture ID & Name: Link is Link, and I am I. I will not write a self insert story. As for why I carry the name of Dark Lord Link, it's a "personality" I created for Link so I could write my darker stories that revolve around the Dark World from A Link to the Past. The only main reason I use it as a username is to "advertise" my creation to the communities in which I use it. That's all, I don't know why, but I really don't want any of the readers being confused by the fact that I write about the "Dark Lord" who might think I'm writing myself in the story. Which is NOT the case. (I feel pretty strongly about this, that is why I posted that paragraph.)
RemtheDeathGoddess on deviantART has made some awesome works for the dark lord:
The dark is quiet, the dark is comfortable. The dark hides our sins and our sorrows. The dark takes our pain and offers comfort. The dark is divine, until it takes your shine. The dark is your friend, until it craves your pain. Beware the will of eternal darkness. Beware the test of Life.
Always choose your choices wisely, never make a spontaneous decision or you might be in for a world of hell. And I do speak from experience.
The link below will lead you to an account I'm sharing with another author. This account was created by myself and my good friend and brother in writing, OneWingedHeron53, this account will host all our fictions we have teamed up on. Hope you enjoy. Leave some reviews and if you want to see something happen in the story, let us know. We usually do plot-request in these.
The second is mine and Shadow Lordl's shared account. We haven't done anything on it...yet. At least not until we get 'A Blast in the Past' Metroid/Zelda cross-over finished. Please check that story out. I am co-authoring it with Shadow Lordl and helping him with revisions.
Movie based stories to be written (In the following order):
-(Title pending, suggest a title via pm)
A Soul Calibur story based on Mulan revolving around Link and Seong Mi-Na with Kilik, Yun-Seong, Rock, Nightmare, and Heichai.
Genres: Friendship/Romance (Humor as well)
A Soul Calibur story revolving around Siegfried following King Author (2005) featuring Link(Who surprisingly is not the main main character) Ivy, Cassandra, Maxi, Mitsurugi, Rock, and Zasalamel.
Genres: Romance/Angst (Adventure, it's probably the biggest project of the choices.)
-Yun Seong's New Groove
A Soul Calibur story where Yun-Seong is an arrogant emperor who meets a Hylian named Link who is struggling for his family's rights. Features Tira, Cassandra, and Astaroth.
Genres: Humor/Friendship (hints of romance)
-Ice Age (Couldn't think of a better name, got any suggestions, submit via a PM. :))
A Soul Calibur story featuring a Heart-broken Link who is wandering the icy world and meets a clumsy Maxi and a deceiving Starkiller, eventually befriending them on their mission to return a baby Amy Sorel to her father.
Genres: Humor/Friendship (No romance...LE GASP! D: *dies*)
These fictions will not be a total copy of the movies, not by far. With the way I have them planned, they will feature plenty of twists (I hope...) and the only thing I am using from the movies is the base plot, and character roles. So all will have the genre "parody".
Name: He who shall not be named.
Birthday: July 03, 1993.
Hair Color: Brown.
Eye Color: Brown.
Favorite colors: Black, and blue.
Likes: Reading, writing, playing video games, Zelda, Soul Calibur, Smash bros, Star Wars, Metal songs (no specific genre) pictures, drawing, sword training, Link-based fictions (romance stories, long chapter stories, new female pairings with Link. and the like.) Big trucks.
Dislikes: Yaoi pairings(depends on whats involved, if the story is good and catches my fancy, I'll read it, but ignore the yaoi.) flamers, Yuri pairings(same exceptions as yaoi), character abuse, and reality in general. Politics, racism and discrimination, bullies and the writers of WWE. Only watch it for my favorites, top two being Triple HHH and the Undertaker.
Location: Running away from rabid, murderous cuccos.
Personality: ...I have my moments, let's put it that way. I want to be a professional driver and owner of a Peterbilt 379EXHD (that's a truck, you will see a lot of them on the road, or maybe you wont. They stopped making that model in 2007, much to my chagrin.) I like to be up at night, I hate being too hot, I'm weary of ghosts, and love to watch comedy. I'm also of Cuban descent with my American heritage, and DUE to the government, want to relocate to somewhere less ball-crushing than this nation.
I have a religion that's simple as it gets. I like the idea of God, Heaven, and Satan actually being a warden for the real sickos of the world to go to a biiiig prison called Hell, rape-free. I occasionally will send a prayer, ask for something, and pray for protection, but I don't act like any regular or strict christian. I don't like talking about religions (or politics, for that matter, almost the same damn thing.) and I certainly don't shove those topics on anyone.
So I don't cause any confusion, I use OOT(Ocarina of Time) Link in all my stories, I don't know why but that incarnation of him always appeals to me...
"The divine is God's concern; the human, man's. Mine is neither the divine or the human, not the true, good, just, free, etc, but solely what is mine, and is not a general one, but is -- unique, as I am unique. Nothing is more to me than myself!" --unknown
"Nothing is more to me than those precious to me. That is my only concern." -My own version of the one above.
"Every game has a story, only one is legend."
"Triple H: -And Seth Green, God bless him, he's the size of a... of a...
John Cena: ...Hornswaggle?
Triple H: ...No, he's not as heavy as Hornswaggle...
John Cena: He's like a hobbit. Like a hobbit.
Triple H: ...What the hell's a hobbit?" --WWE, 2009. (Lol, I loved that segment.)
(Only left this one here because this is one of my top favorite pairings)
Samus really liked Link and wanted to know if he liked her so one day she asked Link some questions:
"Do I ever cross your mind?"
"Do you want me?"
"Do you like me?"
"Would you cry if I left?"
"Would you live for me?"
"Would you do anything for me?"
"Choose -- Me or your life."
Samus ran away in shock and pain and Link ran after her and said:
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."
Samus looked up at Link, dried her tears and listened to him. Link smiled.
"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you!"
"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you!"
"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left!"
"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you!"
"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you!"
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!"
After Link was finished, Samus smiled, tears gone, and hugged him. Link kissed her lovingly and the two were soon married.
SMASH BROS TITANTRONS:
A song that personifies me:
Another song that might personify me:
Link/OOT Impa - LoZ/OOT
Link/Female Sheik - LoZ/SSB
Link/Nabooru - LoZ
Link/Peach - SSB
Link/Samus - SSB
Link/Lyn - SSB/FE
Link/Veran - LoZ
Link/Din - LoZ (Goddess and Oracle)
Link/Nayru - LoZ (see Din)
Link/Farore - LoZ
Link/Seong Mi-Na - SC
Link/Ivy - SC
Link/Taki - SC
Link/Cassandra - SC
Link/Sophitia - SC
Link/Hilde - SC
Link/any Soul Calibur girl
Link/Daisy - SSB
Link/Mist - Loz/FE
Link/Elincia - LoZ/FE
Link/Sheeda - LoZ/FE
Link/Mara Jade - Star Wars/LoZ
Link/Admiral N. Daala - Star Wars/LoZ
Siegfried/Cassandra - Soul Calibur
Yun-Seong/Talim - Soul Calibur
Seong Mi-Na/Mitsurugi - Soul Calibur
Solid Snake/Zelda - SSBB - Zelda/Metal Gear cross-over
Ike/Peach - SSBB
Marth/Zelda - SSBB, SSBM
Roy/F!Sheik - SSBM
Captain Falcon/Lyn - SSBB
In case you haven't noticed, I am a massive supporter of Link pairings. I don't care for your thoughts of how it "can't work and Zelda is all he's worth" or "this is unrealistic, stop before you make a bigger fool of yourself" and all the other negative things they say.
I have an announcement to make to any haters of my cause and supported pairings. I will not stop, I will not rest, I will never give up. Nothing you do will deter me from creating something and nothing you say will break my spirit. Give me your best shot if you don't feel as if you're wasting your time. I will be as unstoppable and unpredictable as the sea. So many have secretly admired the things I've brought some significant light to. And I will stop at nothing to get those ideals mentioned above to a degree of recognition! That is my vow.
I do not support pedophillia, I do not support Bestiality, I do not support rape, incest, male pregnancy (which is impossible, physically), flamers, and harsh critics when not requested.
Favorite WWE/WWF wrestlers:
I barely watch WWE nowadays. It's kind of ridiculous, and since he's the only one hanging around, I watch it for the Game, Triple HHH.
And no, Triple HHH didn't bury the talent, that was all on the writers who booked his matches. He pushed the younger talent, he fought to get them pushed. The people that say he tried to bury them, either forget the show is scripted or got their information from someone who got pissed off that Triple HHH married the boss' daughter or had a beef with HHH behind the scenes. And THAT is not a reason he became a 13 time world champion, no, he was already on the top BEFORE he even thought about marrying the boss' daughter. Seriously, guys. Seriously. You can't just marry the daughter of a billionare who wont let his siblings contort his billion dollar industry to suit their pride. It isn't happening. Knock off the crap you give that man, he worked his ass off, through career-threatening injuries, to entertain us and be where he is today.
98 of the Zelda community adores the idea of Link and Zelda together. If you're one of the 2 who disagrees, copy and paste this into your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. I'm still rocking it out.
I disagree with Americans who hate everyone who's not Caucasian/White and say it's because they're not real American's (Even though almost every Caucasian/White American family comes from English/Scottish/Irish heritage and the real American's are "Indians")
Comparing Link to the Soul Calibur Cast:
My look at Zelda is much, much more serious than many others out there. Most believe the games are childish, now everyone has their own opinions of course, but if you were to ask me, I'd say that you are very wrong. Imagine if you had to deal with the things Link had to go through. Consider this, if the events in Ocarina of Time was reality, how would you view it then? The things Link endured makes him basically the greatest hero out there in my opinion. But of course, that has to affect him somehow, right? No one goes through what he did and comes out the same. Link's past is why he is so silent. I firmly disagree with how Namco portrayed Link in SCII. Some of his moves and his victory dances were...disturbing, but what can I say or do? Write a story like this is all I can do for those who may agree with me.
Taki maybe the next to have a similar experience in terms of how she was brought up (Orphaned, raised by different group, etc.) only not close to it by a long-shot. She hunts demons, yes but that was when she was ready, Link started fighting demons far more worse than the kind Taki hunted at the age of ten with no experience whatsoever! ReDeads, Darknuts, Iron Knuckles, Gibdos (Basically a mummified version of a ReDead), Stalchilds, Stalfos, Moblins, massive bosses that range from grotesque spiders to roaring dragons and sickly beasts of shadow and killer water creatures among other things. You can't convince me that someone else has endured worse than Link here. And that's just from one game! Especially with the background I have for Link here who has endured every quest already. Only its a little different, meaning OOT Link fought the twilight wars and traveled the Great Sea.
Siegfried had to watch as Soul Edge used his body to destroy people and consume their souls, that's pretty damn bad indeed. I can understand him feeling the way he does when he breaks free, but my opinion is still that Link had endured things unimaginably worse. Soul Edge consumed souls and killed entire settlements through Nightmare for what, four years? I think that was the right time. And there were warriors fighting to stop him.
Ganondorf, on the other hand, unleashed all hell on Hyrule with the demons under him for seven long years with no one to oppose him openly. Link didn't get to watch as Hyrule was consumed, no. But he sure as hell wasn't expecting to see Hyrule market completely the opposite of what it used to be and full of ReDeads when he awoke.
So yes, that's my opinion. Don't flame me or review to argue my points of view, I'm just stating my own opinion as someone did that to me on the old story but who I don't recall. I'm not saying that my views are the facts, but it's pretty obvious to me who's gone through more hell in their history than the others have ever done in all their lives put together.
In the midst of cleaning this page, I decided to leave this here because, well, I am touched by the fact that the following really are treated like trash like so many others. Keep true to the original characteristics.
Why do they call me gay?
I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.
Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.
I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.
But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.
I cried until my eyes ran dry.
My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.
She simply gave me her tiara and said to remember her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.
I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.
Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.
They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".
They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.
Did I do something wrong?
Did I make them mad?
If I did, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.
I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.
I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.
Why do they call me a wuss?
I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.
Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.
My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.
I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.
Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.
They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.
I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.
But now everyone calls me a wuss.
They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.
They call me it because I don't want to fight.
Was I being a bad person?
Was there anything else I could do?
If there was, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.
I'm sorry no one loved me.
I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.
I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.
Why do they call me a clone?
I can't control what I do in a game.
I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.
I didn't want it like this!
If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!
I wouldn't be forgotten.
I wouldn't be a copy.
I wouldn't be someone's puppet.
When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?
When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?
If I wasn't I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.
I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.
I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.
Meta knight's story
Why do they call me cold?
I used to open and friendly.
I had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.
His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.
He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.
But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.
But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.
I couldn't stand to see him like this.
I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.
In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.
He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.
Then he died.
I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.
I don't want to be left hurting like that again.
Does that make me cold-hearted?
Does that mean you think I'm being mean?
If it does, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.
I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.
I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.
Why? They call me evil.
Why do people just play as me for my looks?
Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.
And I forgive most of you.
But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.
I love the stories you write.
I'm just not that interested in guys.
I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".
I want to be an example:
No matter how much damage you take,
You gotta keep on goin'.
They also say that I'm a .
I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.
I was orphaned when I was 3.
An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.
I was raised by the Chozo,
but they died out too.
Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,
excuse me if I burst out every now and then
excuse me for being cautious with who I meet
I try to be nice as best I can
I'm sorry for how I look
I'm sorry for how I might act
I got news for you
I didn't get so many choices...
Why do they call me stupid?
I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.
You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me
I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.
Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?
I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years
Being the only one makes you feel lonely.
I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.
It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.
That's the way I am
That's my identity
I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.
I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks
I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.
I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber
I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures
Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. And if you can, PM me to add on to this poem for another nintendo character. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.
"As for Auru, he's a tough old geezer, I'm sure he'll be able to turn the tables around with that big bazooka of his...I just realized how innuendo-ish that sounded..." -OneWingedHeron53.
"Look at that; dinner and a show." - Manny, from 'Ice Age'.
"Who the F&%$ Are you?!?" - Krunk, from 'Metal Arms: Glitch in the System' gamecube game.
"No touchy..." - Emperor Kuzco, from Disney's 'The Emperor's New Groove' movie.
"What the F&%$ is this? Oh my god..." - Unknown, from 'Star Wars: Empire At War - Forces of Corruption bloopers' Audio track.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU MISERABLE PISSANTS!!!" - Sergent Killgore, from 'Delta Farce' movie. (is laughing hysterically)
"Even in the darkest of times there is always hope, but fear sometimes clouds our vision. sometimes our strength gives out, and yet when all seems lost a light shines through the darkness and reminds us that even the smallest amount of courage can turn the tides of war" - Ignitus, from The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon PS2 game.
"Dumb asses..." - Walter, from Jeff Dunham show.
"The flow of time is always cruel... Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days... " - Sheik, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
About Me Writing in General:
For those of you who may not know, I grew up playing Zelda all my life. My family was pretty shot for money, but they tried to buy me games when I deserved them. Though because Zelda was my first game at age 5, it was the only game I wanted. Link is the only character I can stand to write about. All my stories will feature him because the Zelda series has captured my mind and locked me away in it's grasp. I'm okay with that, this means that I can only write about Link, I can only picture situations regarding him or having some connection with him.
I should be able to write dozens of stories on the Zelda section, but I can't seem to revive my old imaginations for that universe. Soul Calibur however, fueled my imagination, and the ideas from that verse is still fresh. So If I seem like I overuse Link, then your right. If you don't like how I work, If you don't fancy my ideals, don't bother reading, reviewing, or even giving me a side-ways glance.
I write for entertainment, I try to inspire others to do a better job then I do, and don't tell me how Link can't fall for someone "10 years" older than him. It can happen, it does everyday in reality, and besides, this is fandom. Don't like, don't bother reading.
If you can't seem to catch the point of my stories, than you simply skimmed it or just can't understand and see things my way (which really isn't your fault, I have that problem sometimes when I'm confused. And there are days I come her reading something when I don't want to, but feel I have to, like it's a job). If it's not that, than I admit I have difficulty with putting my imagination into words at times, so that could be my fault which I hope to grow out of the more I write. But don't bother telling me to stop because I suck, don't tell me to quite, because I will refuse.
If you do review my stories, I only want to see constructive criticism on how to become better, I want advice. Compliments are welcomed. But DO NOT flame me. I WILL NOT accept flames, or flamers. If the story doesn't open any new ground for you, or appeals to you, then hit that button that says 'Back' because I don't need those comments killing off my inspiration and drive to write.
I'll tell you what I told someone else before, though at the time it was only a joke, now I'm serious: If you can't look at my stories or Link with anyone else than girls like Zelda, Cassandra, Talim, or Malon and keep your lunch down, that's YOUR problem. I can't help you with that. I want to help others, but that is something I can not do for you. You have a problem with something, you need an opinion, pm me and we'll discuss things. But if it has to do with my stories, don't bother telling me you don't like it, if you don't understand something within the story, I'll gladly make it clear for you.
Good day. May the winds of fortune bear you safe.
Oh, and PS: Tough love is useless to me. It doesn't work on me, it makes it worse for two people: Me, and anyone looking to keep a connection with me. I don't need it, I feel it's an excuse to show your ass to someone when you're frustrated, and I'll have nothing to do with it. Rear it my way, and I'll close the doors you're going to to get to me.
And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
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