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I love S.T.A.L.K.E.R but did anyone notice that the bloodsuckers are somewhat similar to predators.

Someone should do a crossover fanfic of that it would be epic.

If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. DECEPTICON.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" twenty persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place...

98 percent of fan fiction.net isn't Sparta. If you're part of the 2 percent that is, put this in your profile FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (If you aren't touched by this, you are truly heartless)

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

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If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Friends will always be like, "Well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call them whispering "Seven days..."

There is a fine line between genius and insanity... I have erased this line.

Siblings: can't live with them, can't sell them on eBay

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, electro moonlight

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Things you should know about best friends

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and says, "Run,-BEEP-Run!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.
She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face!

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Gary-Stu.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

(Bolded ones apply to myself)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A great kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Let me see how my name turned out like!

N: Can kick the shit out of you

A: Hot

T: A very good kisser

A: Hot

S: Cute

H: Easy to fall in love with

A: Hot

The girl you called fat..She has been starving herself & lost 30 lbs. The boy you called stupid...Has a learning disability & studies over 4 hours a night. The girl you called ugly...She spends hours putting on make-up, hoping people will like her. The boy you called a queer...He is planning his suicide because he can't accept himself for who he is. The boy you tripped...He is abused enough at home. Put this in your profile if you're against bullying. Stand up against bullies this year!

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voive.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could defiantly tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month 7

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Starscream doesnt have a bad voice, its just unusual! Skywarp isnt crazy, hes just hyper! yeah, Im surprised Thundercracker hasnt gone insane yet too. copy and paste on your profile if you agree!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
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Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
What Your Enemy Can See by Fianna9 reviews
for prowlxjazz challenge. Sometimes, the enemy sees more than your own faction does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Prowl, Swindle - Complete
Tiger's Spring by BobBQ reviews
In the spring of 2012, a man wanders through the tainted land which stole his past and gifted his future.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009
Candy From Strangers by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
Wherein this author took Transformers prompt-challenges like, well, you know. (Pt. 28: Scenes from "An Accidental Love Story" and "Call of Duty." Overlord and Trepan face off.)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 223,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Lesson in Living by Starath reviews
Five Decepticons find themselves human in another reality from their own. With the help of Casey, they find out why they've been brought here... and it's their only ticket home. Work in Progress, probably 20 chapters or more. R&R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,744 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 5/29/2007
Parasite by P.A.W.07 reviews
Hunger. Everything in the world is driven by hunger be it the hunger for money, love, forgiveness … or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he'll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it is a bad day to be an Autobot. Gift for Wiik E. 07'verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,335 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bluestreak, Hot Rod, Kup, Scorponok
A Handful of Trouble by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"Brainstorm's shrinkray should have never fallen into anyone's hands."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Prowl, Long Haul, Hook - Complete
Pet or Prey by Coquina reviews
Take a blooded prime yautja warrior and a loud mouthed ooman female; put them under one roof and what do you get?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/2/2009
The Autobot's Guide to Survival with Humans by SapphireBee reviews
They came from another world, a different culture. Figures they need to lay down some guidelines just to get by. Just how do the Autobots cope with humans without frying their hardrives?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009
Comfort Conditioning by Baird Crevan reviews
Megatron takes the Decepticons down into a submarine, but also uses the small space to tame his wayward Air Commander. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave centered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
Technical Support by Archaeopteryx Feather reviews
Soundwave was a medic of the mind, bound by the Technopathic Oath to do no harm. But what if the patient who needs help is Starscream?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Eyes of the Predator by bunji the wolf reviews
Naruto is taken away from his home planet a year after his birth. What would happen if Naruto was raised by a Predator? Naruto/Predator crossover, NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,104 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Shore Leave by waiting4morning reviews
Mass Effect drabbles from all three games. Some serious, some humorous. Based on prompts and random ideas. Various characters, Shepards, and het pairings; mostly Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 91 - Words: 38,242 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 2/11/2009
Not Fast Enough by SilverRayan reviews
Shockwave, at the last minute decides not to kill Blurr and takes him prisoner instead. After escaping from the Autobots he takes his prisoner back to the Nemesis. Shockwave is not the only one interested in his new pet though. Megatron is enthralled too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Blurr, Shockwave
I hate everything about you: Mega Poison by Shadzninja reviews
(Song belongs to Three Day Grace and gift for LordStarscream42) He is an Autobot seeker now. He kissed their Prime and started something he can't end. But he couldn't help think of the grey mech that made it all happen; with the abuse, the pain, and the lovelessness of that mech. But the tri-colored seeker can't help it, while after a great battle with... Megatron (M/SS & OP/SS).
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Starscream, Megatron, Optimus Prime] Skyfire/Jetfire
I've Watched You Grow by Fianna9 reviews
Originally a prowlxjazz 2011 challenge fic. Has turned into stories of the lives of Prowl, his creators and of course bits from Jazz. hints of slash, het, some dark moments, but also joy. G1AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Firestar, Inferno, Prowl, Red Alert
Friction by Remmak reviews
When Blair Hodges - a human amputee - visits a drell psychologist to cope with phantom pains, the last thing she expects is to be offered a cure through ritual hypnosis. The last thing Naveed Eldrani expects is for his patient to accept. ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - OC
The hango Oh Primus, what did I do? by autobot fangirl reviews
The ark throws a party with alot of energon high grade. No one thinks of the long term repercussions as they drink and dance the night away. Especially, the second and third in command. Jazz X Prowl. G1. Please no flames.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,638 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Allegiance by StupidBolts reviews
What if Starscream was more careful about what he said to Arcee during "Partners"? What if he hadn't said anything about Cliffjumper and Arcee hadn't tried to fight him? She wouldn't have chased away the seeker, now would she? DISCONTINUED.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
TF G1 The Cure by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 227,942 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Mine by AnziPanzi reviews
Prowl/Jazz AU. Prowl is a talented tactician. Jazz is a Decepticon saboteur. Jazz finds Prowl fascinating. And when something fascinates him, he doesn't let it go. T for now, but rating WILL go up in later chapters
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,034 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
How the Autobots adopt an organic by LunarLacrimosa reviews
One night Optimus finds Miles hitchhiking. After talking to the teen, he realizes something is wrong, and eventually figures out he is abused. Optimus being a father/older brother figure and getting enthralled with the idea of helping Miles, since he's suddenly has too much time in his servos with the war over. Child abuse warnings.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,564 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Miles L.
Wondering Plot Bunnies by MyNameIsJag reviews
Random drabbles with odd couples thrown in, what happens when I get an idea but too lazy to write it all out fully. Wanna adopt a bunny? Ch.33 Optimus/Ratchet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,975 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011
Worst Decaorn Ever by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Mirage is caught in a sticky situation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Mirage - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Silence is Golden by Ninja School Dropout reviews
If it was up to him, there would be no such thing as yelling. There would only be a silent world. A world where there was no such thing as yelling. Yes, that was what he truly wanted.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Prowl - Complete
Little Hand by newvagabond reviews
MTMTE. Heavily implied Cyclonus/Tailgate. Ficlet. Sads. Would recommend only reading if you're caught up to #20. No #21 spoilers in here either.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus - Complete
Cry No More by Speedstreek360 reviews
Before their goodbye to the humans, Optimus pays his last respects to the body of someone he had always held dear to his spark, even as he fell into insanity…(Post Deadlock, mild spoilers for Predacons Rising Movie...)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Megatron's Soft Spot by PixelTheLittlestFembot reviews
G1- Megatron's victory is assured but something catches his optic in the final battle. What could it be? A sparkling sobbing over her mother's lifeless chassis. But it's more surprising who sired the sparkling and the thought only makes his smirk.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
With you- StevesMakeshift TFP by YukiOni reviews
Makeshift loves Steve, and he's very clear on telling Steve that. But what does Steve the Vehicon feel about Makeshift back? This fanfic takes place before, in the middle and after a surprise-date. Warning; contains NSFW, mechXmech, but also a overload of cuteness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Makeshift, Vehicons - Complete
Sick Kitten by oldyeller
just some fluff between gunmax and duke! mentions of deckerd
Brave Saga - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Complete
The Minivan Escapades by Predtards reviews
These will be a collection of one shots, some silly and some serious, outlining character development for our later stories and to simply enjoy some good old Predator fun. These one shots are a supplementary tale to our other work, Hero is a Cheap Label.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,954 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/13/2010
Shadows by Juliette Louise reviews
Thane Krios is pulled from the arms of death for one purpose: to find the Shadow Broker. Luckily, he has help from some old friends, and his Siha. Post ME 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,338 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
All's Fair by steelcrash reviews
After letting slip a personal detail, Optimus Prime finds himself becoming the object of pursuit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 101,738 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Optimus Prime
Key to a Lock by The Happy Rabbit reviews
With Seeker populations diminished, Trines are forced together no matter what their programming. SS/SW/TC Seeker Heat Dom/Sub
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Sitting in Silence by GreyLiliy
Ratchet crosses a line, and Drift can't tolerate it any longer. (G1/IDW Comics, MTMTE)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Drift, Ratchet
The Lieutenant and the Assassin by Tobias Corvinus reviews
While Michael Beckett was being stalked by Alma through the hospital, Keira Stokes had her own unwelcome follower. Will try to keep this as true to the games as possible but it might verge into AU.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011
Thicker than water by StupidBolts reviews
AU. So did y' hear the story of the Lambo twins? As like each other as two new pins. Of one Spark born, on the self same day, how one was kept and one given away?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Take Me To Infinity by Sever-Black reviews
How Shepard and Thane came to love each other. From when Shepard meets Thane to the end. A lot of detail to the characters. Not very good with summary sorry about that.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 177,439 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Bombs Away by Alba Aulbath reviews
Fulcrum ends up on the Lost Light. Tailgate ends up vouching for him. Nobody is happy about it except probably them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Tailgate
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust by O' the Six Hundred reviews
A look into the mind of Hale, an Ash warframe with an unusual outlook on his job.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Disguise by Bammshee reviews
In which Cyclonus gets drunk and some feelings are improperly construed. Slight dub-con and fluff. Set during MTMTE #16 THEREFORE INCLUDES SPOILERS. You have been warned!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus - Complete
Tyrant of the Seraglio by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
In which Megatron wishes Optimus were less enthusiastic a harem slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
After the Ransom by Demonwolf reviews
He saw the Geo-Cruiser fall in flames. He heard the villains' laughter. He thought he'd lost them.
Captain Planet - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Captain Planet, Gaia - Complete
Fun and Games by Archaeopteryx Feather reviews
G1. To pass the time, Starscream and Skywarp play a game of "army." Loudly. In public. To Thundercracker's dismay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Complete
Glitchmice by Archaeopteryx Feather reviews
G1. After Starscream catches glitchmice, it's up Skywarp and Thundercracker to cure their poor, sick wingleader...whether he wants it or not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Complete
Big Brother, Little Brother by Spiritstrike reviews
ESverse: While suffering from a system upset one morning that not even Ratchet can take away, Tailgate calls for his big brother to come and help.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Tailgate, Firestar, Ratchet, Rodimus Prime - Complete
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Strict Machines by JenKristo reviews
Optimus Prime was a leader, and leadership suffused his very being. KA-R1-302 was a Vehicon miner who lived for the end of each workday. An Energon raid, a snap decision, and their lives would alter forever. Despite the overwhelming odds, their crossing paths lead to something that neither could have anticipated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Vehicons
Less Dirt, More Blushes by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Starscream becomes curious about the value of humans to Cybertronians, when searching for a suitable human to find out, his optics fall upon the totally unsuspecting Miles Lancaster...likely to contain slash in later chapters..
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,509 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Miles L., Starscream
Wait A Sec, Wasn't I Human! by Inkcrafter reviews
I know this story has sorta already been done, plz no reporting! Jack, Raf and Miko are captured by the Decepticons and turned into Autobots. What will their 'bot friends think? And what are these terrible nightmares Jack keeps getting?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,334 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Jack D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Stages in Snapshots by Yoru Hana1 reviews
Primus has been a patient god, really he has, but it's become obvious an intervention is in order. Slash, common and rare pairs, extremely vague reference to likely past mpreg (two mech with offspring, no comment how they got them). TFA.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Primus - Complete
Sanctuary by LediShae reviews
AU, A wandering healer with his first apprentice travel the winter lands tending the wounded and ill, but their first unusual patient brings them more than a few surprises.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,420 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Good Morning by Scancrasher reviews
Chromedome wakes up in a rare mood. Rewind is absolutely delighted, and, in short order, so is Chromedome. Rewind/Chromedome. Slash! No spoilers to speak of, this is basically PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Rewind, Chromedome
Please, won't you be my neighbor? by Yoru Hana1 reviews
Kup wasn't sure when he first realized something was off where he lived. Story contains slash, and eventual mpreg; and references to sticky, spark and plugN'play. Additional warnings at chapter beginnings, explicit content hosted off-site. See my profile.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Kup
Lost Voices by padawanjinx reviews
COMPLETE! Prime's voice asked again, so softly, it barely carried in the short distance between them. "Could you give the order, Prowl? Could you sentence Bumblebee to termination?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Swarm by MissCHSparkles reviews
ADOPTED FROM MRS BUMBLEBEE. Waspinator is a young hornet looking for a mate when he comes across the lonely honeybee Bumblebee. Can these two really be a couple and raise a hive? TFA character, may introduce more bugs, lol.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Bumblebee, Waspinator
Home and I Know by newvagabond reviews
Ratchet/Arcee. Wait, what? I wanted to try a rare pairing, one I've never seen before. This is another sort of study, more short/simple and ponderous than my last. Because this is sort of a big what if? I do think, with both their baggage, something casual could exist behind closed doors. So I wanted to test that out. Also I've never written Arcee in this way, so it was inte
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
Odds and Ends by Matyrfae reviews
This is a collection of oneshots and odds and ends in the lives of Commander Brina Shepard and Thane Krios. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,955 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
Beautiful Yet Deadly by Inkcrafter reviews
This was a request from Mrs. BumbleBee! Wrote it for her cuz she's just too darn sweet! Vector Sigma gave Jack a gift. Now poor Jack is stuck as a femme-like mech, with Knockout, Breakdown and other 'cons flirting with him! Poor Jack! Warning, has yaoi! Don't like? Then don't read!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,162 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Jack D. - Complete
Prompt Responses, Pairings, Threesomes, Moresomes by ultharkitty reviews
G1. A collection of one-shot prompt responses with various pairings. These are not related to each other, although some of them fit into the Decepticam AU. May contain sticky smut, please note content advice in headers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,833 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Optimus Prime, Vortex - Complete
Time to Rest by newvagabond reviews
Takes place in "Sick Mind" as if the mission had failed. Warning for character death and self-offlining.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Prima's Blessing by White Aster reviews
When a meditation with the Matrix of Leadership reminds him of the Prime's priestly duties, Optimus decides to hold the Rite of Prima's Blessing: an ancient ritual devoted to connection, unity...and the Prime's submission to all Cybertronians.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,707 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Medic Fever by Xeye.two.eyeX reviews
This is a series of stories or drabbles based around Ratchet in Transformers Prime. Some might be related but most will be one-shots. All will probably be rated M. Current Story: RatchetxVehicon/Eradicon Next Story: Unknown
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 177,180 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Ratchet, Vehicons
Backstage by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The Decepticons conquered worlds, terrorized the galaxy, landed on Earth, and became amazingly stupid. Even more amazingly, the Autobots keep falling for it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
A Sneaky Culprit by IAmStarscream reviews
A gift for my best friend WhiteCougarMatrix117. Prowl finally catches the twins and punishes them for it, quite harshly in fact. Later that night he finds he might have had the wrong culprit. One who is know for his sneakiness. Now what is poor Prowl to do? WARNINGS: spanking of minors. No like, no read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Starscream's Animated Adventure by NovaBlastTF reviews
One of Wheeljack's inventions has blown up again and Starscream was caught in it, but no worries the Autobots are always there to help. Wait, who the slag are these bots claiming to be Autobots? Oh the seeker was going to have fun with these guys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Starscream - Complete
Double Trouble in Red and Yellow by Katea-Nui reviews
One of Wheeljack's secret weapons goes awry, and the Seekers find themselves in a situation they never quite expected... Parenthood. Rating may change, but probably not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,926 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sunstreaker, Skywarp
The Decepticons Revenge by MissCHSparkles reviews
Seqeul to 'The Autobot Prank' and the Decepticons are out for revenge. How will they do it? Let's just say that Skywarp might not be going without his Sparklings after all. Enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,291 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Skywarp
My Beloved by Starstreak 777 reviews
prowlxjazz anniversary challenge on LJ. Posted here early. Prowl reflects on his relationship with Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Home Is Where The Hatchet Is by Katea-Nui reviews
Starting from when Sunny and Sides first join the Ark's crew. Future Twins/Ratchet. Minor pairings on the side. pr0nz and slashing. You have been warned. Don't like, don't read. CHAPTER 11 NOW UP!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet
Jazz's Terrible Vacation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Full Title: Jazz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vacation. In which vacations are supposed to be relaxing, but Jazz somehow missed that memo. Rated for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Transformers Prime meets Monty Python by Rose Jennison reviews
This is what happens when Knockout watches a few Monty Python sketches. So be prepared for something silly!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Knock Out, Starscream
Shimmer by Katea-Nui reviews
After being offed by Galvatron and stuck in an etheral form, Starcream finds himself craving companionship and falling in love with the least likely former enemy. Star/Sides and WTF-ery. PURE CRACK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
Feminine Troubles by Thornwitch reviews
Something of a fix-fic for all those gender-bender stories where someone turns female and becomes a wuss. The Autobots are female. Amazons, Roll Out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,885 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Of Secrets And Seekers by Chi Shiro reviews
Megatron has been keeping an important secret. But she's not the only one. Starscream/femme!Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Megatron, Starscream
Damaged Goods by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Pre-canon G1. Ratchet is stubborn, but Red Alert doesn't play fair.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Red Alert, Ratchet - Complete
Hidden Beneath by Pikatard reviews
"Snow and ice isn't the best environment as a resting place. How long did Soundwave slumber in the frozen land and what are the creatures that woke him up? If only answers were as easy to get as it was to upset the feisty one who was their leader." An improvised roleplaying game became a full story. Mild violence.
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - General Grievous, Soundwave - Complete
The Prince's Vampire by Starstreak 777 reviews
Out on the hunt, Jazz scents the most delicious meal, only to find him dying. Mechano-vampires and Royal Praxians mis beautifully. Full of OC fillers and main characters. ONE-SHOT.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Haven by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 88,758 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Constructicon Creators by SilverRayan reviews
Grapple's horrible day takes a turn for the strange when he's abducted from a battlefield by his creators, who are determined to find him a "real" mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Grapple
Family is forever by Darkeyes17 reviews
A series of complete one-shots detailing Prowl and Jazz's lives and their large family. Sequel to 'Heat? What do you mean I'm in heat' Prowl/Jazz slash and sparklings ahoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,875 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Turning Point by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Soundwave cannot excuse Megatron's actions. He has doubts about himself now, and tries to figure out what comes next. Every mech has a turning point: this is his. PLEASE READ WARNINGS INSIDE! Sticky slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,419 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Origins by Kitt SummerIsle reviews
Each bot in the Autobot army has his story of how he became what he is. Some stories are secrets from most, some even from the mechs themselves. Aerialbots AU history.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,256 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Superion - Complete
Easing Tension by JenKristo reviews
Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Broken Heart Disease by v2point0 reviews
TF:A. It started with a sharp pain in his spark. Magnus/Rodimus
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus - Complete
Anger Management by Molten-Ashes reviews
"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
The Unexpected One by Casting Moonlight reviews
The betrayal cut deep and the wound crippled them. Still, they did not fall thanks to the efforts of the one hurt most of all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
TFP Bloopers by StupidBolts reviews
"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
My Life by Auto-Con Leader reviews
Everyone in the rec room wants to get to the bottom of what is going on. While rereading this on this sight I noticed a link. It was unintentional IDK where it came from. From Auto-Con Leader. Edited by adding a Paragraph.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
FEAR: The Awakening by StarscreamRox's reviews
Sequel to FEAR: Bloodline. Nothing could ever tame him, not even death. Having risen from the ashes a new, he now walks the streets in search of the only thing he has left. His family. Multiple POV's. NEW CHAPTER UP!
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - P. Fettel, Point Man
Alone by blurr1997 reviews
when starscream enters emergency stasis,due to low energy levels,megatron goes into his quarters,to see if he's behaving after locking him there through an energon raid. he see's him laying there limp. megatron does whatever he can to help his second.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Starscream, Megatron
Spark Deep by unknown ghost author reviews
That summer, electrical storms ravaged and burned over Cybertron and the whole world fell apart around them. That summer, Jazz pressed the first kiss into Prowl's nervous lips. That summer, Jazz was sent to assassinate Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,039 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
How Fornax Changed My Life by kiwibliss reviews
Shepard comes to grips with the realities of a romantic relationship with a member of her team. Fornax serves double duty as a relationship aid, though not always in the obvious sense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
House Rules by Beregond5 reviews
Post-War, sequel to Birds In The Sky. There are certain rules that Bluestreak and Sunstreaker have to follow now that they are an item. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bluestreak, Sunstreaker - Complete
Two Weeks Ago by Darkest-Doctor reviews
Shrapnel was always a little neurotic, but something about Thundercracker seems to have shot him through a roof. Shattered Glass G1, dedicated to my girlfriend, mostly flufftastic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Thundercracker, Shrapnel - Complete
M'amuse by Glue Stick Gary reviews
Arcee and Knock Out share their first Valentine's Day. Arcee brings gifts, Knock Out brings sarcasm. Short drabble. Knock Out x Arcee. Reviews are love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Arcee, Knock Out - Complete
Dazzling By Your Door Wings by SilverIcy reviews
Jazz was totally obvious to Prowl's attempted courtships on him. All types of modern Praxian courtship that Prowl tried and failed. Well, It looks like a desperate times call for desperate measure. His last resort was? Seduce Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Living With Autobots by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sam thought that once Barricade and Starscream had repaid their debts, his problems were over. Then he finds out Optimus Prime also feels he owes him...A sequel to "From The Bottom Up" which is itself a sequel to "Code Of Honour." May contain slash.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,677 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Hound's Harem by Camfield reviews
tfanonkink prompt - sex to induce labor. MINIBOTS/Hound, Mirage/Hound. Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Newcomers of the Damned by asham9 reviews
As two "new" and mysterious stalkers entered the zone, Tolik abandoned the rookie camp and decided to set out in their adventure. A story of redemption, betrayal and faith.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009
My happy ending by Taipan Kiryu reviews
TFP. Knock Out was the medic and Breakdown his assistant. Nobody understood the true nature of their relationship, but five minds from the past may have an idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Queen of the Pirates by MewStar0013 reviews
What would happen if Luffy was a girl? Good thing: A Queen of the Pirates. The problem: very awkward situations between her and a certain swordsman as they and their friends travel to the Grand Line for One Piece. R and R please. Rated T.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,220 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Luffy, Zoro
Bad Day by Camfield reviews
Written for LadyDragon76 on LJ. Bluestreak is having a BAD DAY. Slight allusion to mech/mech. Cuddles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bluestreak, Blaster - Complete
Flaming Kisses by moonlightbeam305 reviews
"Hey, 'Ferno?" Red whispered from where he was sprawled across the fire truck's chest plates, "I think I might love you..." Red Alert/Inferno; hints of Prowl/Jazz. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Red Alert, Inferno
Operation: Cheer! by Birdiebot reviews
Written for this prompt from the tf prime comm on LJ: "I would like a fic where Orion goes around hugging Decepticons who have had a bad day! Including drones ". I believe it speaks for itself. Complete crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Clamp by RosieHatchett reviews
This takes place after the Transformers Prime episode "Partners." KnockoutXStarscream. Rated M for sticky slash! Reviews welcomed and appreciated! ONESHOT.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
PJ chronicles by sierpinsky reviews
A collection of drabbles about Prowl and Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
A Midsummer Night's Massacre by splattercat reviews
A female scientist who works for the Borgia family has been assigned to four experiments with a group of Yautjas. As she learns more about them, she wonders if it was a good idea to be assigned to them or not, and wonders if she should set them free.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008
Worth It by lisa.demonic.angel reviews
the 'Bots and Seekers have a treaty, and some ones fantasies about a certain commander are about to come true Anal, COMPLETE, D/s, DP, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Tent, TF, Xeno
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
You're Always Fixing the Planes by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: In the ground crew, you're always fixing the planes. Six first times between Slingshot and First Aid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - First Aid, Slingshot - Complete
Helpless by MissCHSparkles reviews
Written by Prowlsgirl. When Ironhide is captured, he is thrown in a cell along with Starscream who has gotten into trouble once again. But when Megatron takes his punishment too far, how will Ironhide react? Does he stand aside or does he try to help?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Ironhide, Starscream - Complete
Sparkling Trouble by Molten-Ashes reviews
"You LOST our sparklings!" "Misplaced." Jazz corrected, "I swear I left them watching My Little Pony only two minutes ago!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Operation, Prank! by Birdiebot reviews
Oneshot,crack fic! The Twins confess their love to Ratchet, who feels awkward and avoids them. After a week of this, the Twins are desperate. Using Sunny's reddit addiction, they create a series of meme-based pranks to annoy Ratchet into a relationship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Feeling Complete by Darkeyes17 reviews
5th Arc in the 'Feelings Series.' Prowl and Jazz. Two mechs that came to love, suffer, hope, and live, to have a bond that lasted through all that life throws at them. Prequel, behind the scenes and epilogue of this series. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,764 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Transformer Holidays by hummergrey reviews
Ch 3. Megatron captures Santa! Theme: What happens when the Transformers try to understand earth holidays? Utter mayhem! Decepticons versus Christmas, Ratchet and summertime fun, Groundhog day twin style, Autobots celebrate Valentines, and more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Megatron, Soundwave
The Silence by Molten-Ashes reviews
"They never expected it here; never here in a neutral city of culture and noise..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Prowl, Bluestreak - Complete
Just One Question by 9aza reviews
A young woman cornered by the Scarecrow makes a hasty decision. Not quite as serious as it seems.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Loyalty by SMYGO4EVA reviews
Drabble. Never uttering a single word, he lurks and does his Lord's bidding without question.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Feeling Forgiven by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Spin off from the 'Feelings' series. In the 3rd arc, we saw Red Alert blaming himself for the kidnap. His older brother comes to him to tell him otherwise. Inspired by Katea-Nui's little fic about Jumpstart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Red Alert, Sideswipe - Complete
When time doesn't stop On Hold by CottoncandyGk reviews
Still working on the title. AU. After ME2 going onto ME3. When love finds its way to your heart, will you accept everything that comes with it? Thane/Shepard/Feron triangle romance. Summary sucks, sorry.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Feron
His Fear by MyNameIsJag reviews
A prompt from the twins x ratch community. Based on the Anibots. No matter how strong or happy Ratchet may seem, there is always that fear of being abandoned in his processor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Saving a Future by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete - written for the twins-x-ratch comm on LJ. The twins are only mechlings when they save a sparkling who they feel will be special to them in the future. Light slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Halogen by shadowblade-tara reviews
Light comes in many forms. They had forgotten just how playful certain mechs could be, especially with nothing more to weigh them down. Bay-verse AU. Complete, may occasionally be updated.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Puppy Prints by MyNameIsJag reviews
Hound is confused about what happened the night before as for Tracks, he just wants his puppy to remember his promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Hound, Tracks - Complete
Freak by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1-AU-ish. They called him freak. And he knew no better. Not until someone finally took a stand for him. T for violence and slavery implications warnings list inside .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Sick by sparklespepper reviews
One shots of each of the Autobots getting sick and the others taking care of him. Animated
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
The Problems With Past Lives by Zira Angel reviews
Sparkbonded bots come back from the Well to be with their bonded again, but Oil Slick isn't sure if he really did.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Oil Slick - Complete
Nothing but a Lie by moonlightbeam305 reviews
"Trust?" Prowl said bitingly, "Trust is nothing but a lie. You should learn that lesson, Jazz, learn it before you learned it the same way I did."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Set Fire to the Rain by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete - Sunstreaker feels betrayed and hurt after his lover cheats on him. He recieves some comfort from a certain medic. Implied slash and kissing, implied Sunny/?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Ones In Command by MyNameIsJag reviews
Being related to Seekers meant having some of the same programming and Prowl has been suppressing his for way to long. Now the codes are out and he wants a Trine and two poor bots won't know what hit them. T-M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,722 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Prowl, Red Alert - Complete
Homesick by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
Prowl always holds back his emotions. When they finally break through the barriers he thinks he has no one to help him. Wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Prowl, Wheeljack
Lessons in Art by SavvyEnigma reviews
Expanded drabble. Sam has a secret, Sunstreaker finds out and does something about it. What secret? Hint, read the title. Or the story. I found it amusing, but that's just me. Maybe you have a dif. opinion. Yes, my summary sucks. T for safety. Sum.edited
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sam W.
On Training TurboFoxes and Helicopters by CasusFere reviews
Tag to Under Scrutiny. Onslaught has plans, and Vortex is a part of them. One-shot flash fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Onslaught, Vortex - Complete
Little Prince by Casting Moonlight reviews
Starscream and his trine attend a festival to find their fourth mate and third wheel to Starscream's personal trine. However over the vorns with no sign he has lost hope of it ever happening. This vorn though, he gets an adorable surprise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Prowl, Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Big Bee, Little Bee by JazzTheTiger reviews
Bumblebee is restless by nature, so how do the autobots handle him when an explosion turns him into a sparkling? And a big Bee trapped in a little Bee's body at that!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bumblebee
Lips of an Angel by moonlightbeam305 reviews
In the middle of the night, two lovers comfort each other while they are in the arms of different mechs. Song fic based off of "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. Jazz/Prowl. Hints of Jazz/Bee; Prowl/Bluestreak. Tissue warning; Character death
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Feeling Forgiveness by Darkeyes17 reviews
Third Arc in the 'Feelings' series. Mirage and Hound have a fight, and Mirage leaves with the words hanging between them. When he goes missing on a mission, can Hound find a way to forgive himself? And to forgive his lover? T will be M, slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,741 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Sick by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Gift fic for TfJazz. Prowl comforts his sick mate. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Cold War Transmissions by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Hello, Soundwave. Meet my telepathic friend. X-Men: First Class continuity. Also featuring Erik Magneto and Barricade in the background.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Soundwave - Complete
Hellsing's Humanist by Misty Legionnaire reviews
First fanfic. What happens when one is caught between Anderson, devout religious hunter and Alucard, non-standard vampire, when one is not religious and sure doesn't want to be caught between the two.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,461 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Inappropriate Insecticon actions in battle by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Trade story! ...I think the title covers all that needs to be said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kickback - Complete
Healing the Hurt by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Sometimes, you just need to break down and let someone hold you and talk a bit. Slightly OOC, but I'll leave that up to you.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Watching by aniay reviews
Soundwave is watching and when he spots three Autobots he decides to take advantage of the situation. Slash, warnings inside
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Left to their own devices by LunarLacrimosa reviews
After another one of Wheeljack's projects blow up Sam and Miles are trapped inside with the offlined scientists. They decide to pass the time by making sexual innuendos concerning the Cybertronians. Rated M for safety
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sam W., Miles L. - Complete
Fullmetal Fox II: Crimson Tears by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Continues the story of Naruto Elric as he leaves Konoha behind on a journey that will bring pain and suffering. Naruto/Hana/Anko/Temari/Haku pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M.
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 by hummergrey reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
Bonds of Trust by BitterEloquence reviews
A story from Soundwave's point of view about the night the Decepticon army made itself known to Cybertron and the lengths he will go through for a mech he can finally be loyal to. Possible trigger material BDSM/Branding Please, heed the warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Bathing your step children by StupidBolts reviews
Starscream helps Soundwave give the cassettes a bath... cuteness on all side. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Feeling Wanted by Katea-Nui reviews
What does it take for two unlikely mechs to be happy? A little explosion maybe? And the ability to trust just that much more.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack - Complete
One Stellar Cycle Anniversary: Blurr Edition by Spark Buster reviews
Blurr and Longarm/Shockwave celebrate, thank Primus for having a messy office. Reviews please my loves!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Blurr, Shockwave - Complete
Vanilla Twilight by StupidBolts reviews
Blaster hears some strange music while watching the sunset with his cassettes. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Her Name is Alma by rog3r reviews
She was just a little girl, yet she would alter the futures of two men forever.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,648 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alma W., Point Man - Complete
Children of the Enemy by Kibble Beast reviews
Post DotM: the Autobots find the Decepticon hatchlings in a crate outside their base. Bumblebee and Sam don't know what's going on, Sideswipe gets emotional, Ratchet wants to curl up and die annnd Optimus is just not impressed.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Monster Deep Inside by 666CrescentMoonDemon666 reviews
Soundwave is as loyal a follower as Decepticons come, but sometimes even he needs to be reminded of why Megatron is the one in command. Transformers Prime, TFP one-shot, SW/M
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
Love sick by autobot fangirl reviews
G1. Prowl's overworked and needs to take a breather. With Valentines day just around the corner, how will Jazz celebrate with him when Prowl's stress catches up to the SIC? Has reference to slash. PLEASE NO FLAMES! Hasbro owns Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Peace At Last by Darkened-Angel18 reviews
Alma's thoughts before and after she gives birth to her daughter. Based on F3AR's Good Ending.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Alma W. - Complete
Heat? What do you mean I'm in heat? by Darkeyes17 reviews
Complete, G1: Sticky! We have seen the Prowl in heat stories. Here's one with Jazz. Our favourite saboteur is in heat, and bots are going to know it. Jazz/various, eventual Jazz/Prowl- fluffy epilogue added
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,357 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Jazz - Complete
An unexpected gift by aniay reviews
Ratchet gets an unexpected gift. Ratchet/Jazz/Warp, AUish
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ratchet, Skywarp
Feeling: You and me by Darkeyes17 reviews
Second in the "Feeling" Series RP'd with Katea-Nui. Ratchet was feeling alive and well after the healing merge. So what could possibly happen to make him feel sick? TwinsXRatchet fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Flight of the SeekerBee by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1- 'The Cure' fic spin-off. Bee has been hiding a whopper of a secret, until an old flame's intervention means he must reveal his true self to his lovers. Concept by Lioness007- BeexProwlxJazzxTwins, smut and drama and more smut, enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,862 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bumblebee, Sunstorm
On the Monitor by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
"Making monitor duty less boring."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sideswipe, Blurr - Complete
Operation: Stop That Crying! by StupidBolts reviews
What the heck was Knock Out doing during Operation: Breakdown? Freaking out perhaps? Dunno...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out - Complete
Child of Stars by aniay reviews
Knock Out might be a Decepticon but he can apreciate beauty when he sees it. An AU of sorts and mangled fairytale. Knock Out/Optimus
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Knock Out, Optimus Prime - Complete
Dawning by White Aster reviews
Jazz, Soundwave, a very personal favor, and tactical use of emoticons. Jazz reset his optics. "What, is snarking over IM some kind of Decepticon mating ritual I didn't know about?"
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave - Complete
Praxian Mating Rituals: Hide and Seek by Molten-Ashes reviews
"They can't have gone far...We only gave them five minutes to hide"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Perils Of Being Wanted by Zira Angel reviews
Kup is a rare bot that can carry sparklings, and now he's stuck with a few hard choices TFA...ish?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,642 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kup, Reflector - Complete
Bath time by StupidBolts reviews
Starscream gets a prank pulled on him, but by who and for what purpose? Slash. Oneshot... though I might continue if I stop being lazy! But don't keep asking... SS/SW. Rated T for sexual theme. If you see any mistakes, please let me know. R&R.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Starscream, Soundwave - Complete
Lighthearted by Sarcasm Turtle reviews
A series of mostly humorous episodes, starring Karina Shepard, the sassy, sarcastic savior of the galaxy, and everyone's favorite gentleman assassin. FemShepxThane.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,569 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Misfit Tails by Predtards reviews
A collection of our gift one shots and one shots that wouldn't fit anywhere else. Enjoy the randomness!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,011 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010
Dinner at Kolyat's by Yet Another Pseudonym reviews
Ellen Shepard finally meets the family. Complete, finally! Took me long enough, didn't it? Many apologies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Thane K., Kolyat K. - Complete
How To Take Care Of Your Seeker by Kibble Beast reviews
Ever wondered how Megatron would cope with a sparkling Starscream? And naturally, this wouldn't be any fun without Skywarp, Thundercracker and an assortment of favourite characters. ;D Join them on their EPIC journey! Pre-TF07. C:
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
The cuddle me Frenzy by StupidBolts reviews
Frenzy had a bad dream, Ravage takes it apon himself to comfort his little brother. Warning: Extreme cuteness, cuddley panthers and Soundwave implying slash with a certain blue and red seeker OWo Results may vary
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Frenzy, Ravage - Complete
Sky and Ground: Quaterne by antepathy reviews
Continuation of Sky and Ground: More angst, more fluff, more wibble! Warnings: Slash, noncon, mindgames, etc.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,213 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Barricade, Starscream
Seeker's medic by StupidBolts reviews
Inspired by the Starscream and Megatron TFA short: What happened after Megatron shot Starscream through the wall? X3 Warning: Slash, fluff and Hothead swearing O o
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Starscream, Blitzwing - Complete
Gentle Giant expanded by Gatekat reviews
G1. Ratchet/Skyfire. So what can cause Thundercracker to call retreat while Megatron and Starscream are still on line, and will the Ark survive it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Ratchet - Complete
TF Prime: Speed metal by StupidBolts reviews
Inspired by Miss Peanutchan's picture "When the medic needs a doctor" on DeviantART
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Breakdown, Knock Out
Infamous: The Abridged Series by Adrian S reviews
The fun version of InFAMOUS; Kessler is a fan of Disney, Zeke wants to be a drummer, and Cole has possibly real or not super-powers.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Cole MacGrath
Sounds Like a Plan by The Starscream reviews
Starscream has always confused those around him and when Soundwave learns the truth behind the untameable Seeker he begins to see things differently, both about his past and his current future. Full Summary inside! Wouldn't fit! Slash Fic Rated M!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Starscream, Soundwave
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage by vericus reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
Random mishaps by TheFallenWriter
Events between the now 'peaceful' Autobots and Decepticons. Note I use that term loosely. What could go wrong?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Your Love Is a Symphony by Renegone reviews
A love story between Renegade FemShep and Thane Krios. Now comes with a Kaidan subplot! Rated M for Mature language. Please indulge responsibly. Batteries not included.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,679 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
The Best Is Yet to Come by Sideslip reviews
Jazz forces Prowl to confront his deepest fears and then teaches the tactician a lesson he will never forget. The question then becomes, what will Prowl do next?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
It Start With Need by MyNameIsJag reviews
The second to Heat Sucks...or Does It? Question will be answered...more will be asked! Now with more smut!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Simply Crocheting by Yami-Yugi3 reviews
G1 A certain Second in Command gives into maternal programming and the whole base thinks he's crazy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
Armada Youngling Series by Inashi Silverfang reviews
An explosion caused by one of Cyclonus' experiments turns both him and Starscream into sparklings! How will Demolisher and Megatron deal with this?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Starscream, Megatron
Resistance Abridged by Zac Attack reviews
An abridged version of Resistance: Fall of Man, a mocking parody which attempts to condense the FPS down to a fraction of its former size and make it funny. Enjoy the satire and character exaggerations, and laugh at the situations and jokes.
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010
Heat Sucks Or Does It? by MyNameIsJag reviews
G1-verse Basic crack fic including a Uke Ratchet in heat, plotting twins, and a not too helpful Wheeljack. Mostly smut with dialoge...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Uh Oh, Alucard's Bored Again by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Alucard plus Boredom equals CHAOS!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Alucard
Guidelines for living with Devastator by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Once again, another set of Rules! Devastator may be frigthening but he's friendly..ish. With this set of rules, it should make it much easier to get along with him. Review's will be love and stuff!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Devastator
Like A Stone by skybound2 reviews
A young Kolyat comes across one his father's weapons. Just a short character introspective piece told from Kolyat's POV when he was a child.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kolyat K., Thane K. - Complete
The Deal by SilverRayan reviews
TFA'verse. Megatron gets hold of two Autobot cadets. He makes them a deal: they provide suitable entertainment and he'll set them free. The only question is whether or not they'll want to be free once Megatron's finished with them. Rated M for a reason
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
Power Trip by Botosphere reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Ratchet after he walked into the power lines in the first TF movie? You know you do! Under duress from Eowyn77's muse, the medic reveals all!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ratchet - Complete
Babysitter by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
Shepard visits Kahje with Kolyat to pick up a few of Thane's belongings and realizes they have more in common than they initially thought. Thane/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Shepard (F), Kolyat K. - Complete
The Here and Now by Onyx17 reviews
Glyph onlines, surprised to have survived her torturous interrogation by the 'Cons. Though that pales in comparison to the surprise of her rescuer's identity...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Glyph, Soundwave - Complete
Goodbye by voltagelisa reviews
This is a short one shot of Thane and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Ah yes, Old St Nick We've Dismissed that Claim by Sleeveen reviews
Kinkmeme fill. The prompt: that Kolyat must show up at Oriana's door dressed in an elf suit. A holiday story about aliens trying their best, but some things getting lost in translation. Well meant Blasphemy warning. Short chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L. - Complete
Christmas Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Christmas on the Normandy is a very curious thing for all on the ship, especially during a suicide mission. Eleven shorts on the feelings of the Normandy's crew about the holiday. Tie-in with Mass Vexations. Various pairings and fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
PRE F3AR. Fettel knows how to speak to others to get what he wants out of them. Especially when they are so very weak, be it man or woman. In this case, it happens to be a woman. M for language.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2010 - P. Fettel - Complete
This is Routine by Sleeveen reviews
Kinkmeme fill describing Feron's captivity. "For two years he was kept in a cell, only seeing someone when they took him out to strap him to the chair, or when someone came in to abuse him further. He's all alone, believing that Liara has forgotten him."
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Feron, Tazzik - Complete
TC and the Freeze by DawnnsGrace reviews
Thundercracker has been in heat all his adult life. It's just the way seekers are. Now finding himself out of it gives him an experience in true arousal. p'n'p mpreg crossfaction slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Thundercracker, First Aid - Complete
Christmas with Giant Alien Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Everyone at NEST celebrates Christmas...but the Autobots need some help celebrating! Here is a simple set of rules to help everyone celebrate in peace and harmony!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
You're A Marine Now by Tetsuhana reviews
Ace is left beat up, barely able to move after his crew throws him overboard. He is pretty much set on starving or drowning when he is picked up by Smoker and his crew and from there, things start to get a little weird. SmokerxAce Rating may go up.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Smoker, Ace
Peace by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
As the nights grow shorter and colder, Blackarachnia sinks into depression. Will some holiday cheer snap her out or will it make things worse?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Bad Words by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, eventual Prowl/Jazz. Everyone knows that Prowl is a stuck up prude that doesn't know the meaning of the word 'interface', but what if... he really doesn't?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Sky and Ground by antepathy reviews
Slashy robot slashiness. An angsty little miniseries of my OTP: Barricade/Skywarp. Bayverse slightly AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 119,753 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Barricade, Skywarp - Complete
Heavy risk, but the priiiiize by RandomCookieChick reviews
Aoife Shepard is calmly practicing her target practice. It seems that something always has to go topside up right? Fem!Shep/Thane, some Miranda/Jacob hints too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Tender Touches by Aozoran reviews
Sequel to Invisible Hands. A pair of Ambulance Chasers, a poor Ratchet and way too much energy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Only a Taste by lileyith reviews
Paxton Fettel pursues a woman who has a connection to Alma's past.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010
Arbeit Macht Frei by The Feesh reviews
What if the Autobots had won? Would they have stayed the "good" guys? For the greater good, sometimes a mech will do the worst things. Blackout-centric. Violent, Holocaust-esque themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Blackout - Complete
Chase you down until you love me by Ninjacat reviews
It's not that Blitzwing doesn't know how to flirt, it's that he can't make up his minds about which way to go about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Blitzwing, Jazz - Complete
Telephone by tediz-leader reviews
krazifreak's Kittycon universe: parody of Lady Gaga's music video, but more violent and mafia-ish. rated for violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Blitzwing
Not Always What They Seem by SilverRayan reviews
People are not always what they seem to be. Sometimes it takes a tragedy to make others see the truth. . Sequel to Their Loss, but can stand alone. Rated M for a reason
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Life Blood by Anime WarriorSkye reviews
Integra's search for an heir is resolved one day when her pet vampire brings home the daughter of her illegimate half-sister. Meanwhile, a new Knight of the Round Table brings new developments to light and terrorism rears its ugly head.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
Clueless by Bugsie70 reviews
Commander Shepard seeks help with sniper rifle training and Garrus and Thane are enlisted as tutors. However, unbeknownst to them, she has a some mischievous amusement planned at their expense.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Thane K., Garrus V. - Complete
Guidelines For Living with Cybertronians by TheFallenWriter reviews
Yes I joined the fad. Inspired by many others who did the Guideline rule series. The war is over but true randomness is only beginning. Two newcomers offer to help Prowl make a rulebook. Nothing good can come from this.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010
Reject Love, For Me? by F.E.A.R. Fatale reviews
*One-Shot* Late one night you receive a letter that says 'Read when you have let me go'. A few days pass and you finally realize who it's from, a old friend by the name of Paxton Fettel. Out of fear, love, and curiousity you read the letter.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2010 - P. Fettel - Complete
Troublemakers by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Pre-War. Some Cybertronians show what they will do in life from a very tender age...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Por Una Cabeza by Beregond5 reviews
G1. A sequel of sorts to "Birds In The Sky". Sunstreaker shares a quiet moment with his bondmate
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bluestreak, Sunstreaker - Complete
All That It Takes by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Sometimes, it takes a simple thing to le the other know how you feel. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
When Seekers Protect by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam is fatally wounded in a battle, the AllSpark takes matters into its own hands, and in doing so, activates a piece of almost-forgotten Seeker programming.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Sam W., Starscream
Rumination by SailorStrut reviews
In which Kolyat contemplates his father, and that strange woman he calls 'siha'.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Kolyat K., Thane K.
Glistening Chains by 9aza reviews
G1. A short poem about Sunstorm being trapped.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sunstorm - Complete
GyoJin Pride by Razell reviews
Gyo-Jin/Fishmen in a human world. Mostly OC's. One Piece and characters copyright Eiichiro Oda
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 59,995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Little brother by Desteny star reviews
A mistake is made, like any other mistakes they have an equal or opposite reaction. This one has a weird reaction, the first and only little brother. constructive criticism welcomed. *Complete* *Sequel up*
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,202 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
A Night In The Limelight by Moranth reviews
Kolyat and Thane have an evening out on the Citadel that doesn't go how either of them planned. A side story from Feet Of Clay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kolyat K., Thane K. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Robots! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Want to live with Giant Alien Robots? But don't know how? Here is a simple guidebook/rulebook to help you!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,420 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Discipline by CasusFere reviews
Vortex baits Onslaught, and gets more than he bargained for. Gen. Warnings: Claustrophobia, mild violence
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Vortex, Onslaught - Complete
Grad Day by varsitylove16 reviews
Valerie Leilani Sparrk never thought that this day would actually come... Transformers/Iron Man mix
Crossover - Ironman & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009
Holiday by popehippo reviews
Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Guiding Light by 9aza reviews
G1 AU. A prequel to Starlight. While exploring Shockwave's tower, Ravage discovers a trapped Seeker and his connection to Acid Storm. A songfic inspired by Muse's 'Guiding Light.' Cover art by mucun on deviantArt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sunstorm, Acid Storm - Complete
Secrets by KiaMianara reviews
slash - Wandering the nightly base can prove to be dangerous even for those considered dangerous themselves, which in Blitzwing's case leads to revelations he would have liked to keep secret.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
Wrong First Impressions by Hinasakii reviews
Sari has been captured! A present for Shannon :3 SarixBlitzwing
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Sari S., Blitzwing - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Onyx17 reviews
In most couples there’s at least one mature, rational one. That’s not so much the case for these two... Skywarp/Moonracer drabble series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Skywarp, Moonracer
Father by Moranth reviews
The man was never there, especially when Kolyat needed him most. Should he still call the assassin 'Father?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kolyat K. - Complete
Learning to Fly by Starseeded reviews
What happens to a Seeker when their ability to fly is taken away? Follow Starscream as he faces his hardest challenge and his worst enemy... himself.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Starscream - Complete
A Day in the Life by Kookaburra reviews
This is an anthology of one-shot, stand alone short stories that describe the Autobots and Decepticons getting used to life on earth, and their human companions getting used to living with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Three Times a Charm by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Sequel to "Down By The Bay" Since the split of Blitzwing's personalities, the Decepticons have to face their most challenging feat yet. Putting up with all three of them. Permanent Hiatus: GUYS THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN FOUR YEARS! QUIT ASKING!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,903 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Blitzwing
Deceit by vee23 reviews
TFA. Longarm Prime's average day at work on Cybertron. A Space Bridge officer when around others, but we all know the dark side to this bot. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Shockwave, Cliffjumper - Complete
Sunrise Sunset by Onyx17 reviews
Away from the Nemesis, Thundercracker receives some unexpected company in the form of a patrolling Autobot femme. In a rare moment of camaraderie, guards are lowered, friendship reforms and an old flame stirs once again. Thundercracker/Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Thundercracker, Arcee - Complete
Kitty Kitty by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Capture-verse fic with Prowl and the Stunticons! Slash. Prowl's having a hard time dealing with his lack of logic and paper work... but the Stunts are determined to change that... after they have their way with him anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Motormaster, Prowl
Never slowing down by aniay reviews
Blurr runs away from one prank only to fall into another one, but maybe being caught is not such a bad thing. Blurr/Rodimus/Jazz Smut Warning!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Blurr, Rodimus Prime - Complete
FEAR: Resonance Reaction by Zeromaru Chaos Mode reviews
The Pointman, Fettel, Beckett...they werent the only one's Alma's mind reached out to. This is the story of what happens when a subconscious plea is answered by a willing soul. It's time for Alma to get her life back.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
Unusual by Katerina Kintari reviews
Shepard is a prisoner on a pirate ship, and the captain has intriguing plans for her. Serious, but cracked!smut, FemShep, Pirate!Dom!Thane, chains. Could be considered AU, can't say anymore without spoiling it! Chapter 4 now up!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
A Little Awkward by SerNature reviews
Thane is having some issues, Shepard just wants to help! One-shot, rated T for being on the suggestive side.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Hippocratic Oath by oddstick reviews
Prompt was "Command Trine/Ratchet; tattoos". Ratchet cannot refuse to help an injured mech in need.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ratchet, Skywarp
Hardened Frailty by XantiumRising reviews
After his injury in combat, Perceptor finds it hard to return to life as before with the Wreckers. Constantly questioning why his teammates left him for dead, Perceptor finds himself further distracted by the enigmatic Drift.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,884 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Perceptor, Drift
Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, Number 248 by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Autobotimal Planet by The Starhorse reviews
The Autobots, nature-show style. Short and silly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Noblesse Oblige by Grand Phoenix reviews
This is His Victory. Their Victory. Millions of years have come and gone, and at long last the Decepticons have won the war. Megatron has won the war. Nothing can stop him now. All Hail Megatron tribute; What-If.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Megatron - Complete
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight reviews
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,877 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Waltz Tango Foxtrot by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
While at Area 51, General Jack O'Neill takes a very special jet out for a ride. Set during or just before the Transformers 2007 movie. Jack-fic the Third.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2010 - J. O'Neill, Starscream - Complete
Of Deals and Requisitions by dreamerchaos reviews
After arresting Swindle for breaking the law yet again, the Decepticon makes a deal: This time, one Ultra Magnus can’t refuse. Ultra MagnusxRed Alert. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ultra Magnus, Red Alert - Complete
To Touch the Stars by Bluebird Soaring reviews
A bot reflects on life. Double drabble, Jazz x Prowl focus, mainly fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Loss by optimus prime 007 reviews
AU One shot fic dealing with the destruction of Praxus where Prowl is a sparkling and Jazz is best friends with his older brother Smokescreen. Tissues may be required. Does have a happy ending. Only some minor TF swear words. G1 Verse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Escape By Any Means by mmouse15 reviews
After the fight in the desert, Devastator's individual mechs want to escape the Autobots.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Devastator - Complete
Don't call me Siha by Rinslet reviews
Worry etched on his alien feature “Sih-” She cuts him off abruptly “Don’t” He stops, his breath stuck in his throat. “Don’t call me Siha. Not now, not anymore...” oneshot postgame
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Ticklish by LittleMewLugia reviews
After witnessing Sam and Mikaela play-fighting, the Twins decide to try out one of the demonstrated techniques on a certain unsuspecting Seeker. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Word of Mouth by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3376 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Snowfall by antepathy reviews
The Combaticons are not cohering as a group: Onslaught decides the best solution is to have them take a mission in an extreme environment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Onslaught, Swindle - Complete
Grief by Beregond5 reviews
G1. 9th part of the Patient H-18 series. Sequel to Unsuspecting. First Aid had said they were losing Bluestreak. Jazz hadn't realised how true the medic's words were.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Heat by Ko-Datenshi reviews
Something is happening to Prowl and Ratchet is warning mechs to steer clear, but... Do they want to?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Midnight Visitors by SilverRayan reviews
Starscream arched underneath the mechs pinning him to their berth, soft whimpers leaving his vocalizer as the three gorged themselves on the energon in his lines. The bunny was harvested from the bunnyfarm. Rated R - just in case
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Barricade Enroute To A New Paint Job by LunaeShark reviews
‘07 movie-verse. My crack version of why Barricade vanished mid-scene during the highway chase in the first movie... Rated T for brief Cybertronian cursing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Barricade - Complete
In my Arms by sphinx01 reviews
Sequel to my oneshot "Loyalty". Someone has to take care of Prowl, and Jazz is just the mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Aftermath by The Enigmatic Man reviews
Two weeks after the defeat of Kessler, Empire City is promised freedom from its quarantine. .:UPDATE!:. This is it! The action packed chapter you've been waiting for! No time to explain, just read!
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009
Cyberpsychic Bluestreak by Oreobot reviews
An Insecticon electro-bite leaves Bluestreak with mysterious powers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bluestreak - Complete
Scatter by Onyx17 reviews
A good sparkling-sitter is so hard to find. Though in Moonracer's case, it's more that it's hard to find a sparkling-sitter, period. Post 'Sugar and Spice'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Moonracer, Huffer - Complete
Where Was Barricade? by DaemonicKitten reviews
Why was it, when you see Barricade rushing into the Mission City Battle in Transformers, he suddenly seems to disappear? I didn't once see him at the final battle, did you? Here's a possible reason. Total nonesense, randomness, humor. PLETE
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Meet Your CoWorkers by TheUnknowingKing reviews
The new point man to the F.E.A.R. team is precise, deadly and lethal. He also doesn't know how to use a toliet. See how the other members of F.E.A.R. valiantly attempt to teach him normal human behavior.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Dead Battery by The Feesh reviews
Movie-based RP verse. Characters found at Survival: Earth. You can Google it. Jolt, for the first time in his life, regrets being special.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Jolt, Starscream - Complete
Mating Season by Supermoi reviews
Two ships crashed on a remote planet full of strange and huge creatures, right in the middle of the Mating Season. And apparently, Cybertronians smells like the femals of their specie... The hunt for a mate can begins! Requested fic. Contains non-con.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dustdevils by Blackbird Snow reviews
G1. Life can be very interesting for a sparkling out at the Combaticon base. Collection of shorts.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008
The Black Ops series by Zac Attack reviews
This is a story for Resistance: Fall of Man. It follows the tale of Karl Manex, leader of the X-ray Black Ops, who pursue Hale throughout the game. The first chapter is set in York, right at the start of R:FOM. Enjoy and make sure to leave comments!
Resistance: Fall of Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Complete
Costumes: Cloaks And Doorwings by Aozoran reviews
Jazz manages to convince Prowl to try on a costume for Halloween with unexpected and rather amusing results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Onyx17 reviews
When kids misbehave, when discipline is needed, and when the parent is just a little too mushy...sometimes a little outside intervention is necessary. Post 'Sugar and Spice', AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Moonracer, Starscream - Complete
Recharge Time by madwriter223 -TF reviews
Recharge time is always a treat." AU, Starscream as a sparkling, full infor inside. Fluff, and Humor, with a healthy dose of Awww.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Never Forget, Never Forgive by Beregond5 reviews
TF:A. AU. Pre-Megatron Rising. Prowl never told his friends about his past. Then again, he never thought that his past would come and find him on Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
A Woman's Touch by sphinx01 reviews
Carly gets to drive a stylish Lamborghini and Red Alert starts to relax... no, really :- Also starring: Bumblebee as the errand boy, Ratchet as Dr. Frankenstein, and some clingy Earth bacteria.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Carly W., Red Alert - Complete
Do No Harm by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet's aim isn't only good with a wrench, and some poor 'Con finds that out the hard way. Ratchet/Twins, mentions Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Possiblities by Kd Zeal reviews
Trapped in a cave by the Twins, finally released by Ratchet, Starscream has long way to go to recover. Finished
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Fly With Me by Ellanore Einstein reviews
G1: Optimus’ long held secret was discovered by the seeker Skywarp... What will the seeker do? Tell the others? ...Or something else...?OptimusXSkywarp! Yay! Please review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Skywarp - Complete
Til All Are One by The Perfect Spell reviews
G1, Post TFTM. Going through Ratchet's old things, the Twins stumble upon a notepad addressed to them. TwinsxRatchet. Now a twoshot!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Offer by v2point0 reviews
Bayformers, pre-movies. Thundercracker makes Skywarp an offer he can't refuse. ... Unless, of course, he wants to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
My Little Seeker by LokiWaterDraca reviews
Scream sequal! Megs and Screamer are at it again. Is there no end to the shame...? Yeah, no. Slashy smut, smut and more smut. And guess what, poor ol' Soundwave's caught in the middle already.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Starscream, Megatron
No Where Else To Go by hummergrey reviews
The Transformers are a dying race in a war that consumed their world and threatens Earth. Then baby Transformers aka sparklings began arriving and arriving with more arriving! A medical mystery for Ratchet to solve. Canon pairings and a femme Decepticon
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Come back! by creepy-wolf reviews
Red Alert left when they were just kid's, now they are going after him. There was so much wrong spelling, so i put it again.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Red Alert, Sunstreaker - Complete
Prime, I shrunk the Officers! by Acura RSX reviews
When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Prowl
Spark of Frustration by BitterEloquence reviews
IDW: What he thought was going to be a relaxing evening was turning into something much more drawn-out and frustrating. Slash/Kink Sentinel Prime /Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Prowl, Sentinel Prime - Complete
FEAR: Bloodline by StarscreamRox's reviews
As if ATC hadn't gone far enough, they decided to experiment even more with Alma's DNA. What they created may very well be the one thing to destroy them all...COMPLETE! *Under Revision*
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Twenty Eight Blitzwings by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: The 28 Blitzwing ficlets I'm writing for the 28s meme on LJ, about one of my favorite triple changers. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash and het warned for in chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Blitzwing - Complete
It's The Fear by Phantom Syren reviews
Berlin Germany, 1934. Right before Captain Hans joined Millennium. What exactly happened to him to get him to join the ranks of Millennium? I feel my summaries smell bad, so just click if you are interested Short Story, one shot. Short. Finished. Enjoy.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Hans G. - Complete
Fan Fiction by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Due to a technological glitch, Shockwave and Blitzwing find themselves with in our world and are soon introduced to the horrors of fandom.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Blitzwing, Shockwave - Complete
Innocence by Nate-san reviews
I was innocent, at the age of three, when Father first incarcerated me -poem- about Alma's life before her liberation
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Loyalty by sphinx01 reviews
Prowl is a workaholic. Jazz knows how to deal with it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Chuck by Macharius reviews
A one off, and an experiment in a different writing style. Chuck tells the tale of Charles Habegger, and his encounter with Paxton Fettel.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Deformity by WriterApprentice reviews
TFA: Oneshot. Alone in the Stockade, Blitzwing sings a song to comfort himself. Inspired by the VOCALOID song, Dark Woods Circus.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Blitzwing - Complete
Glimpses Of A Time Long Gone by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Five ficlets that focus on Prowl's childhood. Because even Prowl was once a sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Narutype by L33t Horo reviews
A naruto/ prototype crossover fanfic
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Fangirls of Awesomeness by Clumsy Peg reviews
Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Dominance by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Starscream shows some over-confident recruits why he's the second in command of the Decepticons, in spite of his reputation. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Boo Boo Bot Bunny by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Ironhide, five year old Annabelle Lennox, a robot medical sensor looking like a boo boo bunny and all the fun that goes with the situation. NOT a pairing. Good clean fun with Optimus the bad guy? Believe it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
Door Wings by shadowblade-tara reviews
Sometimes, missions just don't go the way we planned. Sometimes they reveal more than we wanted to know. Jazz/Prowl friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Feline Line by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Thanks to a prank from Rumble and Frenzy, Soundwave experiences one of the most embarassing days of his life. Might expand, I curse the kitty-former inventers .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,512 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Crashing by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
What did the twins do that forced Optimus to crash Prowls CPU? Read and find out...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Little Comforts by Dreaming of Everything reviews
2007 but not RotF, sidefic to Sheer Dumb Luck. Ratchet and Scavenger share a quiet moment, and things become more certain, or at least less uncertain. There's time to adjust to changes. Slash, implied poly, Ratchet/Scavenger/ Constructicons , oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ratchet, Scavenger - Complete
SkyHunger and the Newest Idiot by madwriter223 -TF reviews
It was common knowledge, no secret whatsoever, that seekers loved the sky. The got cranky when denied it. But was this seeker for real! Humor, with a dash of crack. Bunny response.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Megatron
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Fangirls of Doom by Clumsy Peg reviews
Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
What It Is To Be Seeker by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sequel to “Seekers Come In Threes.” Sam is mended and back at his own Base, but he, Mikaela, and Bumblebee still have much to learn about what it really is to be a Seeker.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Starscream, Sam W. - Complete
Shockwave Babysits by Kurieo Parnok reviews
Shockwave is one of the best soldiers Megatron has... so why the slag is he baby sitting a couple of organic brats?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shockwave - Complete
Protectors Of The Young by LittleMewLugia reviews
Plot bunny based heavily upon the TF Bunny farm on Livejournal by Sanjuno. What if Seekers were programmed to protect sparklings above all else? What would happen if they found sparklings in the midst of a battle or mission?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Candle In The Dark by Blackbird Snow reviews
There cannot be dark without light. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Hook - Complete
Seeker In Crisis by LittleMewLugia reviews
What would happen if Starscream lost his wingbrothers? How would he react? How would he cope - or otherwise? What if, in this state, he runs into Sam?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Starscream, Sam W. - Complete
Humanity by Neophiles the Metal reviews
Blitzwing and Starscream get themselves trapped in human forms, oh the Irony! My second go at a human piece!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Blitzwing
Foreign by v2point0 reviews
G1/Movieverse. A brief study into Seeker walking. Mild slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Numb by Bunnylass reviews
Oneshot. After suffering from an intense flashback of a torture session he experienced while stuck captive with the Decepticons, Ironhide wakes still trapped in his nightmare, battling to get out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events Starring Eject by SilverRayan reviews
Eject has had a bad day, and feels like the entire Ark has turned against him. So when he's injured in battle, he hides his wound and runs away. The day goes from bad to worse when he runs into Megatron, who has a score to settle with Eject.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eject - Complete
Communication Breakdown by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Lugnut and Strika have a personal conversation. Loudly. In front of Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Lugnut, Strika - Complete
Three Drunken Seekers by StarscreamRox's reviews
The Seekers have a little too much Energon to drink and start singing a little song about their leader, while he’s not there, of course.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2009
Alpha Kappa Eta: Brotherhood of the Rainmakers by v2point0 reviews
G1 DW AU. Acid Storm and Sunstorm's perfect little life is about to be abruptly interrupted by the reunion of Acid Storm's former trinemates, High Voltage and Cumulus. SLASH and crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Weakness by v2point0 reviews
TFA. Thundercracker is about to discover his only weakness.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Wing Nuts by Thing With No Talent reviews
G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,562 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 11/8/2007
Down By the Bay by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blitzwing - Complete
Lust by DiamondHeart31 reviews
TFA: Jazz’s lust for Bumblebee slowly consumes him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz
Bringing Home a Little Bumblebee by Winnifred Daquer reviews
Sideplot to "Harem Mechs" and done as a request for the illustrious Mrs. Bumblebee. Shockwave is called in to settle a dispute among the Harem Mechs and his reward is a concubine of his chosing. A certain blonde Bee is his choice.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bumblebee, Shockwave - Complete
Don't Forget Me by mmouse15 reviews
After Red Alert's glitch becomes common knowledge, he goes into a funk. How can Inferno help him through this troubled time?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Rise Above by v2point0 reviews
Dreamwave/G1 AU. Sequel to Parapsychology. Failed attempts to teach Sunstorm to control his powers drive the two Seekers into an argument. But as things seem to grow hopeless... Acid Storm/Sunstorm; SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Acid Storm, Sunstorm - Complete
The Forgotten Past by abcdinoman reviews
Sometimes, when you find out who you really are, you wish you hadn't.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Lovebugs by Darkest-Doctor reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The Night Within by Starath reviews
TFA-- One night Blitzwing runs into Blackarachnia, and she has an AllSpark fragment she'll give him. The price? Blitzwing tells her his life-story. Rated T for violence and sad angsty stuff. Work in progress, R& R, please!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Blitzwing
Without You by Winnifred Daquer reviews
Soundwave felt that he could drown in this mind. Oh, but he'd die happily if this was his fate. Soundwave/Skywarp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
The End of the Courtship by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sequel to Courting Jazz. Now it's Jazz's turn to court Prowl. A 'worried' Smokescreen has a talk with him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Courting Jazz by DarkAngelLillith reviews
The crew watched as Prowl was the one to chase Jazz instead of the other way around. Prowl/Jazz was the winning pair on my poll. Here's the first fic for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Golden by MeanandGreen reviews
Set in TF:A Swoop rants and Snarl listens. The silence is broken, for now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Swoop, Snarl - Complete
JetJudo Implications by madwriter223 -TF reviews
The seekers has had enough. Humour, pissed off seekers and confused Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Seekers Come In Threes by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam is injured and remodelled, he is not the only one to be changed.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
The Greater Gift by Supermoi reviews
Third and last part of my Megatron/Starscrem trilogy. That one's incredibly fluffy and cute. Sparkling Cuteness inside, be warned! Megs thought about the way his lafe had changed in a couple of months...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Assassin by outerelf reviews
Red Alert walked down the hallway, ignoring the choked off scream of pain. He knocked on young Optimus door. "Sir, Prime would like to see you." He didn't mention Sentinal was dead.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Red Alert, Optimus Prime - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by cmdrtekk reviews
WW G1 Mix: A glimpse at Prowl’s history as a sparkling, why he has such a sophisticated battle computer & processor & how he came to be raised by Jazz, Mirage & the mechs of the Autobot Special Operations Division. Includes scenes from his entire life als
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,169 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Prowl - Complete
The Predator's iPod by RedFlower26 reviews
A Yautja on the Hunt gets assailed by awful music, but ultimately achieves a victory of a different sort: the musical triumph of the Yautja Race! I don't own the Predator Franchose, but Ni'kats'el is MY Yautja! I'm so proud of him! Criticisms welcome!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2009
Light of the Sun by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
A day out with Red vs Blue by Starath reviews
One day, amazingly, both teams become incredibly bored and actually do what war is meant for... no, it's not for shooting Grif, Sarge. Go get that flag! Rated M for language, currently an ongoing series. R&R plz!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
Captive by LokiWaterDraca reviews
AU Optimus never expected to be captured by Megatron... and expecially never expected to become his pet... oh and with the rest of his men in his position... madness ensues. Tons of smut and strange slashy pairings. Chapter 4 is up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Megatron, Optimus Prime
Desperation by Katsuko1978 reviews
Hard decisions are made in time of conflict and cannot always be undone. Alternate universe, sequel to "Untitled."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Megatron, Skywarp
Bonjour Wardog! by Azure Zangetsu reviews
What if Captain Hans Gunsche of the Millennium Waffen-SS was still alive and kicking? What if he was now the werewolf-servant of Seras Victoria. What if he had missions to do for Hellsing too? Review please.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,602 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hans G. - Complete
System of a Down by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A look at just how Jetfire may have joined the Autobots. Chapter 10: Jetfire grapples with his loyalties as Jazz watches.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,814 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire
Integration by GBscientist reviews
2007 movieverse Both Autobots and Decepticons adapt to Earth society, some better than others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Das Einzige Schöne The Only Beautiful Thing by Onyxfang reviews
Series of drabbles centering on Blitzwing and my OC, Maelstrom. I felt the erg to write about Blitzwing, what can I say? Beware of fluff! Lot and lots of triple-changing multi-personality fluff. And possibly some intense scenes, who knows.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Blitzwing
Claustrophobia by LittleMewLugia reviews
Sequel to “Drone.” After Ratchet “accidentally” lets the Twins know that the drone that almost killed Bumblebee was Starscream’s invention, they set out to punish him. But have they gone too far this time? WARNING: Contains SLASH.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Scream by LokiWaterDraca reviews
In the brig for insulting Megatron, Starscream recieves an unexpected visitor... and then the bunny grew! lots of smutty goodness!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,371 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
The Brother I never knew by Raven of Alaska reviews
My brother. Though I never knew you, I always loved you. Fettel is able to wrest away some of the power Alma has over him and writes a letter to his older brother, the one he never knew. The one who can end Alma once and for all...
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
This is Not Cybertron by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
TFA. Ultra Magnus takes a tour of Optimus Prime's base and finds himself subject to a verbal half-beating by everyone's favorite ninja.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ultra Magnus, Prowl - Complete
Misunderstood by Raven of Alaska reviews
All Alma ever wanted to do was hug her child. Let him know everything would be alright. He wouldn't let her. Bullets hit, scaring her heart, weighed heavy with pain. Why was she misunderstood? She loved her son, more than he'd ever know.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Mermen Rock Band by red-eyedgal reviews
AU; Arlong, Choo, Kuroobi, and Hachi are in the world's most famoust rock band, The Mermen. Nami, Caylee OC , and Julia OC are big fans. The mermen are being hunted down by mad scientist dude. I suck at summaries. just come on in.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,600 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Nami - Complete
Protectobot Beginnings: Gravity by playswithworms reviews
AU - Streetwise has the giggles; Hot Spot is puzzled. "Care to explain what you find so funny to the rest of us, Street?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Defensor, Hot Spot - Complete
Crazy Love by AutobotV reviews
Based on a pic on Deviantart, Ratchet needs a Medic. Ratchet gets sick and he needs some love, who else to brighten up his day than his sweetheart! Short and Sweet!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Let's Talk about Sparks, Baby by MeanandGreen reviews
Starscream goes through puberty. Yegads. Skyfire tries to help. Great Scott. Making out? With teen robots? It's more likely than you think. It's done too.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Names' Secret by Kd Zeal reviews
Injured in battle, Reflector is saved by the Seeker Trine. In the process, the Trine learns a secret Reflector has never told. Chapter Eight, What's wrong with Spectro, and final bonds.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Reflector, Starscream - Complete
Release by Blackbird Snow reviews
G1. After a battle and waiting silently for a ride home, all one mech can do is listen to his own thoughts, and the music around him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Scavenger, Soundwave - Complete
Guns and Cyber Roses by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse, sequel to Sparks. Chapter 2: Prowl and Barricade undertake an investigation, and more about the current political situation of Cybertron is revealed. And First Aid makes the painful realization he is still Ratchet's glitch.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Make it hurt so good by Mightily Mousey reviews
Percy acts oblivious, Swindle tries to make a deal, Barricade has himself a good laugh, and Smokescreen and Sideswipe settle a bet. Just business as usual.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Perceptor, Swindle - Complete
Whisper Lies by Thing With No Talent reviews
PLEASE READ WARNING INSIDE. Whisper has many secrets. The little red jet is one of them...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Fireflight - Complete
Hidden By Armor by Okami-chan reviews
Sticky. Prowl/Sideswipe. Coming back from patrol, Sideswipe simply can't resist temptation. Warnings within.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Prowl, Sideswipe
Bad Touch by vericus reviews
slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Magniesium by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A After an unfortunate event where Blitzwing destroys Scrapper and Mixmaster's supply of motoroil, the two constructicons send the triple changer on an errand. Bad idea. Random isn't the only one that can pull a prank.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Scrapper - Complete
The Arrow 2 Blitzwing's Revenge by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A Sequel to "The Arrow" After the insanity on Valentine's Day, Blitzwing is determined to get payback on Blackarachnia. However, events take a terriable turn for him due to a certain traitor.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Blitzwing, Blackarachnia - Complete
FEAR: Post Mortem by penguinfragger reviews
Following the Armacham incident, the city of Auburn has become a locked, uninhabitable Zone. But two years after the catastrophe, a second mysterious explosion rocks the town. Here comes the first F.E.A.R. and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. crossover! R&R please.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2008
Gleeful Abandon by vericus reviews
Lennox and Sheppard have a deeply philosophical discussion about parts of the human psyche exposed by frequent interaction with a certain Autobot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2008 - John S., W. Lennox - Complete
Accidentally In Love by dytabytes reviews
50 Sentences for Ratchet and Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
FEAR Beginnings by 789465168946 reviews
What happened before the first game...More than you would believe!
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Intimacy by organized disorder reviews
Premovie. IronhidexChromia, OptimusxElita. Intimacy is described as a close personal relationship. With these lovers, different as night and day, what are their relationships like in the quiet moments? Chapter 8: How does a mech say he belongs to a femme?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,403 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
Hug! by outerelf reviews
Red Alert remembers the first time he met Inferno. In a combatant sparkling program.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
Rest by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet. Sometimes when the worst happens, duty is the only thing that keeps you going. Warning: character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
The Only Survivor by Seien24 reviews
Bluestreak relives the memories of the Iacon bombing in a nightmare, and goes for help to the only mech who can truly comfort him. Gift fic for Noa, KupxBluestreak, slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Madness by Kd Zeal reviews
A runaway girl is taken by Soundwave. The result is not quite what you'd expect. Semi-AU/mirrorverse, no romance. Epilogue, the end.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,608 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
D&D by outerelf reviews
Has anyone seen Red Alert and Prowl?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Red Alert, Prowl - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Ambush by Mightily Mousey reviews
Red Alert knew he'd been caught in a trap, but for once he wasn't panicking. G1, Red Alert, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Born From Music by Acura RSX reviews
The first thing he ever heard was a voice, smooth and melodic, each word was like a note that played on and on in never ending symphony, and then he knew, he was born from music. - Jazz's first memories. Implied OC Slash pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Honored Predator by Legendary-Titan reviews
The Shinobi, the ultimate in stealth and combat. The Predator, the ultimate hunter. When the two collide, history will forever be changed, and the galaxy shall never be the same. AVP/alien/predator crossover. Naru/Hina, Other parings?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,463 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Once More With Feeling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Perceptor, and anyone else who knew about it, were quite certain that it had been a one-time thing. But then Sideswipe and Sunstreaker start acting a little odd, and Perceptor finds himself reconsidering things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Perceptor, Sideswipe - Complete
The Last and Alone by cmdrtekk reviews
G1-ish. Perceptor was once part of a gestalt, but the others were destroyed. This from a prompt from the LJ TF Bunny Farm
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Rescue Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hot Rod's Not So Excellent Encounter by vericus reviews
G1 - implied slash - crack!fic - Every mech has his boundaries. But sometimes those boundaries are in different places depending on who's testing them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hot Rod, Perceptor - Complete
Defenders by vericus reviews
G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Glitched by outerelf reviews
How Inferno found out about Red Alerts glitch, and how he got it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
More Than Just A Passing Glance by Atalan reviews
G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Forgotten Lament Redeemer and Destroyer by Acura RSX reviews
When love knows no boundaries it can be stronger than death. And sometimes, even stronger than undeath. Post TF:TM Implied ProwlxJazz. Loosely inspired by the Soul Reaver series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Brotherhood of Sighs by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Red Alert's depressed as all get out, and wanders off to think. Starscream cheers him up. Written in an hour in the middle of the night. Be nice. Only slash if you want it to be.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Matter of trust by Syntia13 reviews
G1, post 'Auto Berserk' angst. That whole mess with Red Alert going mad - did anyone ever wonder who's fault was that?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Inferno, Red Alert - Complete
Bouncing Balls by cmdrtekk reviews
G1. A Prank is making the rounds at the Ark. Includes a little of Ratchet, Lambo Twins, Prowl, Jazz, Smokescreen, and Red Alert. Oh and we can't forget the Decepticons. Swindle, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Frenzy, Rumble, Ravage and the Constructicons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Comfort Foods by Charon the Sabercat reviews
Inspired by BlackHellCat. Bumblebee's chubby for a reason. He'd want you to think it's "baby fat", but really, it's much worse... Written quick, feel free to be mean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
The Name Game by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,276 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Flying High by Artoni reviews
Written for a friend. Tony Stark, the Iron Man, faces off against Starscream of Transformers fame - both movieverse.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008
Cybertronian Reproduction Rant by BuddhaBooty reviews
Where do Transformers come from? My take on the whole 'the talk' for Transformers. Applicable to all continuities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Replacement: Roads by Dragon of Dispair reviews
For Scorponok the road from Decepticon assassin to trusted Autobot isn't exactly a smooth one. Ficlets set in the same continuity as my oneshot "Replacement". Not posted in chronological order. Story is COMPLETE!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,342 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Scorponok - Complete
How to Show You My Love by BuddhaBooty reviews
G1: Strength. What is it? The ability to control your emotions? Or something more? When his illustrious leader is injured, one mech will learn the true meaning of strength. Slash! Some graphic material gore? kinda.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Crouching Motorbike Hidden Datsun by Hunting Osprey reviews
G1/Ani crossover. In a fight to the death which Prowl will you back?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2008
From the Vocal Processors of Sparklings by jigsaws231 reviews
Leave it to the youngling to repeat the wrong thing at the wrong time. Set in Karategal's 'Youngling' universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Cold And Warm by Acura RSX reviews
Barricade wants to have control over something in his life, the Allspark grants him his wish but the war changes everything. Warnings for implied Slash pairings. Barricade, Prowl, Jazz, Ironhide, Ratchet, Wheeljack, Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Barricade, Prowl - Complete
Anger Management by Dragowolf reviews
Sunstreaker is known for his temper, but at one time he had a way to help control it. But he doesn't remember what it was... good thing someone does! Please read and review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Making the grade by Hunting Osprey reviews
Even the most iron control can be broken, and strongest will to endure can reach its limits. Everyone, even Prowl, sometimes just needs to get away from it all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
FEAR : Ashes by Johnsfg reviews
He woke up in a pool of his own blood. Theres no hope... Pointman couldn't believe his luck, his friends deaths, his helicopter was shot down twice, and now hes got to survive one more time... Please R&R, this is my first story by the way...
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Lost Beloved by Dragowolf reviews
Bluestreak is hurt and Prowl is wondering if he is going to lose the one he loves most. Sequeal to "Lost Melody". Please read and review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Marked by ShadesofEverything reviews
She was too young to realise he was not an angel but he rescued her... Captain/Seras Might be a prequel to Children of the Moon
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Hatchet's Apprentice by vericus reviews
G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2008 - First Aid, Ratchet - Complete
Synchronicity by krycalex reviews
The aftermath of the Auburn explosion. Old story is old, but leave a review and I'll consider writing another one.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,205 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Whisper of Hell by Zero Xepherix reviews
Everyone else thought it was over and done with. Fettel was dead, the replicas weren't functioning, and Alma was gone. But there was one person who knew it wasn't. He knew it was far from over...
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2008
Art in War by Tashash reviews
Whirlblade became a fighter out of nessecity, the war took her family and her art. Rated for safety, not really adult themes. Completed Oneshot. Pre-G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Arrow by FreckledNerdyBirdy reviews
TF:A Blackarachnia has had the final straw of Blitzwing tormenting her. Her plan is simiple, get revenge; however her plan seems to backfire. Sequel is up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Blackarachnia, Blitzwing - Complete
Lost Melody by Dragowolf reviews
Inspired by Conveyus Prime's 'Concert within the shadows'. Jazz had been searching for the one who plays that song he hears each night and now he had found it, but what else does he find. Summaries are so not my forte. Please read and review.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Bluestreak, Jazz - Complete
Maybe We Went Too Far by Renuki reviews
Drabble, 2007-2009 Movie-verse. The Twins may have went over the line with Jet Judo. ...Megatron is not amused.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
To Forge Steel by Artoni reviews
Gestalt G1/Movie/RPverse...Srs fic based of crack!RP. After being tortured to the point of being broken by the Quintessons, Optimus Prime is found by Alpha Trion. Sometimes, the hardest part of a fall is getting back up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Irrational Episodes of DOOM by Insane Rice of the Cosmos reviews
Formerly 'Headshot'. Now a collection of improbable fics about improbable happenings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
On the Wing by CasusFere reviews
Skywarp and Thundercracker catch an Aerialbot out by himself and decide to have a little... fun. Rated for non explicit jetsmut. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by vericus reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Reformat, Insert Boot Disk by Shimegami reviews
[07movieverse] Starscream steals Allspark shard. Starscream experiments on Allspark shard. Starscream gets himself reformatted into a sparkling with no memories by Allspark shard. Autobots are left with damage control and a Seeker sparkling. Chaos ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007
WTF: Windows on the soul by Hunting Osprey reviews
If the eyes are the windows on the soul why does Jazz keep the curtains permanently drawn? A possible and much darker reason why Jazz wears a visor. Challenge Fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/27/2007
Mud by vericus reviews
G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Design Flaws by vericus reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Happy To See You! by vericus reviews
G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Replacement by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007movie: Optimus Prime, Scorponok and Christmas music. Somewhere, some higher being is laughing...oneshot
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Scorponok, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
Zulu Squad by thirdstring-overlord reviews
Not all cloned supersoldiers are perfect. Meet the Zulu Squad, a group of Replicas that act with individuality...and in many cases, sheer stupidity.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Purpose by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Holding Out For A Hero by vericus reviews
G1 - Paranoia is normally Red Alert's domain, but when mechs who haven't even seen someone enter the rec room start greeting them by name, even Prowl has the right to freak out a litte...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Surface Deep by Lady Dementia reviews
Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Starscream, Scavenger - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Boom by vericus reviews
In which Wheeljack arrives on earth and finds a kindred spirit among the indigenous life forms. Pure fun. Twoshot. I'm serious! Only these two chapters!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Wheeljack - Complete
Whim by CasusFere reviews
Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
The Console Wars by OblivionDragon reviews
Three tiny warriors engage in an unending battle that transcends time and space, each fighting to win their own survival. Or are they playing for the sake of the game? These are the Console Wars. Xbot wasn't alone...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Alone in the dark by Syntia13 reviews
G1. Bluestreak wandered through the empty corridors of the Ark. What happened? Where was everybody? Did that shadow just move? "Bluestreak? You shouldn't be here..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Bluestreak - Complete
Time Switch by Shath reviews
How will the Autobots handle Sideways, Thundercracker, Ransack and Crumplezone as toddlers, and Starscream as a baby? An old Cybertron Galaxy Force fic I wrote quite a while ago. Features just about all of the Autobots, most notably Red Alert & Jetfire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Vigil by CasusFere reviews
In the wake of Mission City, Skorponok comes back online to find his world forever changed...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Mozart's Requiem by ShyLight reviews
G1: Soundwave could not care less on what happens to the human race. He does, however, have a soft spot for some of their music. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Soundwave - Complete
Friendly Fire by ShyLight reviews
G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sunstreaker, Megatron - Complete
Hegira by Dierdre reviews
2007 Movieverse There is a fine line between kindness and cruelty.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Thief by Dierdre reviews
[2007 movieverse, Sam and Bumblebee centric] Time is an indiscriminate thief, and eventually it takes everything.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
FEAR: Origins by Genoscythe reviews
Everybody knows what happened during the Origin incident, and everybody has their own idea on what happened after it, but who has ever looked into why the operation was such a failure to begin with? Here lies the untold story of F.E.A.R.'s own origin.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Stimulation by Shini02 reviews
G1 fic. Oneshot. Sideswipe joins Sunstreaker in a shower after the latter is released from solitary early. Rating for slash, twincest and giant robot smut.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Twenty Eight Reflectors by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: The 28 Reflector ficlets I wrote for a writing meme, and because I adore the underused camera triad. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash warned for in chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Reflector - Complete
Prisoner by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Thundercracker, Autobot POW.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Cold Ride In by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1,TFTM Astrotrain & Blitzwing share prebattle nerves and thoughts as they ride the shuttle to Autobot City.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Blitzwing, Astrotrain - Complete
Dweling by DalouA reviews
This story is about, a young girl that the Yautja tested on, and now that she is 16 and on earth, will the Yautja come back for her?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,362 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Thunderstruck by Beertree reviews
My very first Transformers Fanfic. Bluestreak and Thundercracker have an unfortunate meeting of minds.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Arbitration by Solain Rhyo reviews
A yautja Arbitrator, sent to deal with a pack of renegades, finds an unlikely comrade in a human female who proves herself to be a warrior against the enemies that matter.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,563 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Human, Predator/Yautja
Soul Mates by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Prowl is one of the Autobots assigned to the energon run to Earth, while Jazz remains at the Moonbase.... contains Prowl.Jazz slash... TFs property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2005
Sunrise, Sunset by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25/2005
Chibi Hellsing Moments by Aaronxz reviews
Random moments in the lives of the Hellsing characters.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004
Jazz 1, Prowl 0 by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Jazz and Prowl story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2004
Total Burnout by Gemma Inkyboots reviews
Good God, she's trying for humour! Run away! Wait, no, don't. Be curious and look at what Skywarp's driving Thundercracker crazy with now - looks like he's playing around with some wierd human technology... Starscream cameo ONLY. I promise this time ;)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004
Cruel and Unusual Punishment by Evil Killer Poptarts reviews
The sequel to "Love Maulings." Dirge and Thrust get their revenge for Ramjet beating them up so often, but not everything works out how one expects... Slash Warning- Is Implied. Read At Own Risk.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
Autumn leaves and Moonlight by Skins Thunderbomb reviews
Armada Runs intermezzo with Indigo-ink's stories. Screamer wants to take Jetfire to his secret place out in the forest. Really sweet, really cute :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
Aviator by DreamWeaver619 reviews
A seventh Constructicon is created. Told through the optics of each one of the Constructicons. COMPLETE! R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,780 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Complete
Of Pearls and Mermen by Ichigo Morino reviews
Pearls don’t form overnight. Neither do mermen, as Arlong and his friends soon discover. (a teenage-Arlong story)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2003
The White Box by DreamWeaver619 reviews
Formerly called Fractured Mentality. After being captured by the Autobots, Hook is injected with a new drug for interogation. However this fluctuates Hook's paranoia for perfection. Features all Constructicons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003
Doin' Time by Y St. Ace reviews
It was easy living at Arlong Park... (a pre-Luffy Nami story)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2003
Art in Me by Nightwind reviews
G1 A li'l sequel to my story called 'Vigil.' The Autobots have a budding Picasso on their hands. Who might it be?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Sludge - Complete
Vigil by Nightwind reviews
G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,716 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2001 - Grimlock, Optimus Prime - Complete
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