MetaChi
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Joined 08-02-02, id: 245610, Profile Updated: 08-28-10
Author has written 5 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Kirby, and Phantom of the Opera.
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101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Ashly Potter reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
My Father, The Fop by Pleading Eyes reviews
Erik returns to Christine, reborn as her son. But nothing is as it seems. A parody of those annoying soap operas!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,765 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Erik, Raoul
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
A Phangirl's Guide to Pestering an Erik by MasqueradingThroughLife reviews
When a rather odd phangirl gets on the wrong side of a feline magician, Erik may just have found himself a new housemate. On Permanent Hiatus.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Erik
The Greatest of All The French Chicks by Invader Vega reviews
The magical and vaguely frightening story of absolutely nothing in particular, which includes the love story of Raoul and his dollar. Painful, searing EC. RaoulDollar. MegTorgo? DON'T SUE ME!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Meg Giry, Raoul
Twisted, Every Sue by Deep Roller reviews
Erik's lair is invaded by more Mary Sues than he can handle. They come from all walks of life and are now driving him insane. OH MY GOD I WROTE A CHAPTER TWO! PANIC!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Those crazy Phans by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After many years Christine returns to the the opera house to find it over run with Phans and Phanfic writers all attempting to get there favorite characters to play out their ideas.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine by Random-Battlecry reviews
A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
The Story of Bobo Fat by vegemite reviews
My first fanfic. What happens to Boba Fett after ROTJ? Read to find out. PG13 to be safe. AU. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Here they come by Lady LeBeau reviews
The characters from LotR experience their first Mary Sues and learn how to deal with them. So far, Faramir, Denethor, Gimli, Lurtz, Theoden, and Wormtongue have been 'Sued. I will take requests...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,347 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Mr Jodo and the Lord of the Bounty Hunting by Chryseis Fett reviews
When bounty hunters discover the One DVD of Episode III, they must embark on a quest to destroy it before all Star Wars continuity is lost forever!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Centaur of Attention by Kenya Starflight reviews
A Star WarsXanth crossover. Vader and Luke are transported into a bizarre fantasy land via computer game. No knowledge of Xanth required to enjoy this story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Xanth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,886 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Incomparably Cunning by Snoodle reviews
The wily Odysseus and clever Penelope scheme and snark and scheme. Helen has difficulty choosing a husband (but not that much difficulty). The character voices are intentionally anachronistic--I think I based them more on Neil Gaiman's "Stardust" than any
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2004
That's My Boy! by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Scarlet the Hooker leaves Jack with a little surprise; his son! With intentions to get rid of the kid, he ends up keeping him aboard the Pearl to learn in the ways of the pirate. The trouble starts when the boy is suddenly and unexpectedly kidnapped...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
Fuzzy Wuzzy Huggy Wuggies by Cygna Vamp reviews
Tiny ToonsXEvo crossover. What if Elmyra met up with the two most huggable mutants in Bayville? You know who they are.;)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2003
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Wake Up, MetaKnight! by KirbsterMK reviews
3rd chap. pathetically short Just a funny fic that originally belongs to both me and my friend Amber. Has a different story about Kirby and MetaKnight in each chapter! Based on the anime. [discontinued]
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002
Back To Basics by NeitherSparky reviews
Car chases! Road Menace! Even Megavolt in drag! Again!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Megavolt, Quackerjack - Complete
Darth Vader goes to Therapy by keekum reviews
Darth Vader is quite concerned about the dark path his life has taken. He is tired of being mean, and he is sick of his crazy family problems. What is his last resort? Therapy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003
Shades of Grey by The Great NeoDragon reviews
The war between Nightmare and starwarriors had long been over, but with Kirby's increasing power the monsters are becomming uneasy. With the rekindling of the war eminent and Nightmare's alliance w/Dedede, can Meta-Knight train Kirby in time?
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,323 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Complete
The Day My Toys Came Alive by EriksLilKat reviews
The title says it all, come on people!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003
A Brief Paws by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
The full title is "A Brief Paws in the Rebellious Life of Luke Skywalker." Prepare to be surprised. A Luke/Vader Writers challenge fic entry.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
You Can't Open the Mayonnaise!: Unseen University by Mobius Shadow reviews
All Ridcully wanted was a sandwich. So stupid, it's funny.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2002
Climactic Clash by Pyrasaur reviews
The time has finally come for Kirby to test his battle skills against Meta Knight, but what happens when Tiff interrupts? Based on the anime. Technically, I guess this is a crossover.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2002
The Kitten Project by mochimaruvii reviews
Who here has a kitten, 2 kittens, 3 kittens even...Well, we thought, 'what would happen if we gave kittens to some anime charas? Young, undisciplined, and cute kittens.' The result: Read on the find out!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002
The Dreadful and Abominable Lobe Strikes Back by Engineer Jess reviews
An insane Freakazoid fic written in sugar high. Makes no sense at times. Contains evil schemes, fireflies and bad-tasting food.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 9/16/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Plucking a Cherry Blossom by The Create Card reviews
A special Card Captor Sakura/Street Fighter crossover. Out of the ashes, Bison has risen, alive and kicking. He has a plan to revive Shadaloo and it involves using the Clow Cards held by Sakura Avalon. Will contain S+S throughout. Updated with the Con
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/25/2001
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Erik is Fired! reviews
Suppose being the Opera Ghost was a real job, not a selfmade title. And suppose the managers were displeased with Erik's work . . .
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Complete
Attack of the Chibis! reviews
They say everyone has a twin. I'll bet they didn't mean it quite like this.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,962 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Complete
PHILIPPE: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual reviews
I've finally written another, this time for our beloved Philippe! Show your Philippe support!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2005
ERIK: An Owner's Guide and Instruction Manual reviews
(PG-13 for safety) For anyone who wants their own Erik. :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/2/2004
The Mini Figure reviews
After Tiff talks to him about those toys, Meta Knight decides he wants one.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2003