Deanie McQueen
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Joined 07-20-10, id: 2456270, Profile Updated: 10-11-10
Author has written 33 stories for Supernatural, and Harry Potter.

Name: Deanie McFuckinQueen (that's what my friends call me, lol)

Nickname: Deanie McQueenie, Tootsie Roll McQueen

Age: wouldn't you like to know? Okay, lol jk, I'm 47.
(...or am I?)

About Me: My mother always said that dreams explain a lot about a person, so I think I should tell you about one of my childhood dreams. Perhaps you will know me better, having read it. Or maybe not. I'm not sure what it says about me, lol! Here we go.

I always "woke up" (because I was dreaming, actually) in a dark-ish clearing in the woods. These might have been the woods where I played as a child, but I'm not really sure because my Dream Self never cared about that. So anyway, I'd wake up in the wood and I'd always feel incredibly itchy, lol. My friend once said that it was impossible to feel pain or itchy feelings in dreams, but I swear that it happened in mine. I was very itchy in this dream. I sat up in the grass and itched and then the bracelet I was wearing started to burn really hot until I started to move. When I moved, it felt less hot. I took this as a sign that I needed to move and I knew that if I kept walking I'd find something to soothe the itch and if I stayed still the bracelet would burn. I couldn't take it off!

So then I walked through these woods and the bark was all different kinds of colors (not brown, though, because my Dream Self was very creative) and I remember that many animals started to follow me, like they wanted to help me cure my itching. I kept scratching at my arms the entire time, but they never marked up. I passed up people, too, and they all said I looked strange, which hurt my feelings, but I couldn't stop because of the bracelet.

I walked for a long, long time and eventually came to this cabin. I knew it was empty, so I went inside and there were so many bottles of different lotions and drinks (some were alcohol) and salves and other things. It was overwhelming and I was scared, because I didn't want to pick the wrong one. When I finally picked one, I threw all caution to the wind which was a horrible idea because I picked the lotion and I downed it all in one go and then my hands became perpetually slick and I couldn't twist any of the doorknobs.

That's when the squirrel showed up. He was rabid as anything and he kept trying to talk to me. And he said these really cruel things about how I would never see my mother again because she didn't want someone like me, someone who itched and burned and couldn't open things. I was so afraid because he was making that sound, that awful...squirrel sound, you know the one, lol. But in my fear, I shrunk him down to the size of a pea and put him in my left shirt pocket. I carried him around for days and he became my heart and everything I said or did or felt came from this tiny rabid squirrel because my Dream Self is very deep in the way it loves such illnesses that cause loyal yellow labs to be shot in their backyards by their owners.

So yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what all this means, but I'm guessing it's intrinsic to my character, lol.

Likes: celery sticks and carrot sticks (together, lol. That's the way I was raised), noises that owls make, stories that say they are limp!Sam and aren't lying liars who lie, photoshoots of a Jensen Ackles who is young and naive enough to go freeballin', puppies dancing on rainbows, Dean's thighs as he pats Sam awake (that was the best deleted scene ever, omg), nicely-shaped eyebrows, cliched phrases like "the bee's knees" and "catch you on the flip side" (the latter followed by the classic snap-and-point gesture and, perhaps, a wink), award-winning charisma, milkshakes

Hates: ping-pong balls, almonds, yellow dust-jackets (don't ask, lol), when you put leather on but it's too tight and only chafes, stories that say they are limp!Sam but really aren't, too-tight corsets, vitamins, webbed feet, Kleenexes, flannel sheets, when people mess up Sam and Dean's astrological signs (someone wrote Dean as a Gemini once, I nearly died), non-powdered gloves
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A Different Life by samgirl19 reviews
In the beginning Sam Winchester had always wanted a normal life and family of his own,but one night changes it all when his estranged brother Dean shows up and his life is forever changed.*Completely AU*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 100,241 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Should Not Have Kept Driving by SuperAmp reviews
Dean returns to a hotel with dinner, only to learn Sam was thrown into a nearby lake. To make it more complicated he was very angry at Sam before the discovery and hopes he will be able to get Sams forgiveness and find who could do such a thing to him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ghost Town by T.L. Arens reviews
E/O challenge; rock. A pit stop in an ancient, abandoned town does not bode well.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
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A Different Sort of Adventure reviews
What sort of capers does Dean get into when he's stuck in a makeup store?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
Nell reviews
Sam and Dean have a very odd lady for their temporary landlord. A very hilarious story.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Sky reviews
Sam and Dean enjoy a nice day. But how nice?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Little Joy for Fish reviews
Sam and Dean visit an aquarium. Dean can find little joy in the watery prison, but ends up finding a friend.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sam W., Dean W.
Like Sugar to My Heart reviews
Dean has a new favorite candy that is hard to find. Sam will do anything for his brother, but he won't do that.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
All for the Firewhiskey reviews
Professor Dumbledore wants a word with John Winchester in the year 1993. At his bidding, Dobby takes Sam and Dean both back in time and to Hogwarts. Magic happens. S1 Supernatural. Book 3 HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Dobby, Dean W.
Dean Clause reviews
Dean takes a job as a mall Santa. Sam takes a job as his extremely large elf.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Served Cheap, Yet Delectable reviews
Brothers are mean. Mean, mean, mean. Sam and Dean are totally aware of this, but what happened this time?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Mother Issues reviews
Set at some ambiguous point in Season 2: Sam and Dean get hit with a curse that shrinks them to the size of teeny tiny children. Luckily, they have a fine, maternal specimen known as Ellen Harvelle around to take care of them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,192 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Ellen H., Dean W.
The Bear Remedy reviews
They've been coming for weeks, now: nightmares in all shapes and sizes. Sam's suffered through them all, always waking before the sky turns light, always tired and shaking and sweaty from whatever fresh horror his mind has dreamt up.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Of Orphans and Freaks and Potentially Dinosaurs reviews
Sam and Dean take in Jesse, the wee antichrist. Antics ensue. Family happens.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Dean Makes a Haul Video reviews
Sam forces Dean to make a haul video. What has Dean purchased today? Read to find out! Sequel to "Sam Makes a Haul Video."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Sam Makes a Haul Video reviews
Sam discovers the joys of YouTube. He makes a haul video. What does he have to share with his viewers today?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Under the Bed reviews
In which the boys find themselves unnaturally fearful of childish things, like monsters under the bed and inside closets. Set in S1. Limp!Sam, Limp!Dean, Protective!Daddy John.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,613 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Trains on a Snowy Day reviews
Sam leaves Dean alone for a short period of time and returns only to find Dean watching something on the television. But what? And how will the brothers react?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trims and Tofu reviews
Dean gives Sam a much needed and satisfying haircut. But, how?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
World's Best Brother reviews
Sam buys Dean a "World's Best Brother" mug. How does Dean react?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Of Age and Wisdom reviews
"Sam? Sam? Sam!" Dean was desperate. Dean was pulling Sam's head to his chest and rocking just slightly. "It's okay. Dude, it's fine. She's gone, okay? She's gone forever. No more old lady, I promise." Limp!Sam, Protective!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dean's Fear reviews
Dean faces his fears with Sam by his side.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Fighting Dirty reviews
Sam and Dean fight dirty.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Tale of Two Winchesters, and an Elf
"So where're we going, Blue?" Dean asked, making his way through the magical thicket, attempting not to hurt any plant-life or wildlife for these were creatures of nature, these elves. And they took their habitat very seriously.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Piggy Banks and Childhood reviews
Dean's not as happy as he'd like everyone to believe. He misses his childhood. He misses piggy banks. Worried!Sam, belligerent!Dean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sam and Dean's Most Marvelous Fangirl Adventure reviews
In which Sam and Dean wish that names on screens continued to be just that: names on screens.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Shiny Stores and Zombies reviews
What happens when Sam disappears to the Apple Store? Worried and disgruntled!Dean, gleeful!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Cloud Watching reviews
Sam and Dean watch clouds. Sam thinks.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sad Times and Helpful Brothers reviews
Such politeness worried Sam even more. He made a show of fanning the pizza box near Dean's nose, hoping the smell of cooked cow and pig would entice a smile. "You like pizza," he finally said, frustrated. "Why won't you eat?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sam's Fear reviews
He can't help but be reminded of the time he taught Sam to jump off the diving board as a kid. Sam was so wee and terrified and dorky in his too-big swimtrunks, but he'd overcome his fear then. Dean has to believe he can do it now. "Do it!" he yells.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Mr Ted reviews
Sam's eyebrows scrunched together. What a strange, remarkable creature, his brother was. "It's Mr. Ted, don't you remember?" He waved the rat around in the air for emphasis. "Dad found him at that garage sale with that toothless dog and the maraschino—"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Of Light, Empty Dreams reviews
"Sammy? Are you awake?" Sam felt his brother's strong hand grip his shoulder and shake it just slightly. It remained there, even after the shaking stopped, the touch warm and familiar.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Who's the Prettiest Mermaid of Them All? reviews
All in all, Sam was rather happy with the situation: his scales were smooth and well-groomed, glittering in the sunshine like glittery things.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Importance of Clean Denim reviews
Dean pushed him forward yet again and smacked him playfully on the ass. Sam squeaked and closed the bathroom door to the sounds of his brother humming Greensleeves out of tune. What had he done?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Worrisome Worries reviews
Dean needed things like his heart and his spleen and what if it had already begun? He'd be brotherless by morning and it was all so very terrible that Sam clutched at his knees and huffed out breathless sobs.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Life at Sea reviews
"Sam? Sam!" He races across the deck to see his brother backing quickly away from the rail, his face pale and his hands trembling. Dean grips him tight about the shoulders, shakes him a little. "Sammy? What's wrong? Are you hurt?"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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