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Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Furi Kuri: FLCL.

Hello, Sonic9234 here! Just a little info about myself.

Name: Sebastian

Age: 14

Birthday: January 7th

Location: Will not tell.

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Christian

A little side note right here, just because i am a christian does not mean I hate gays. One of my friends is a lesbian, and I can care less about who she likes.

Most of my stories will be depressing, but I will try to make a good ending.

I will do Sonic the Hedgehog stories, maybe the occasional something else, but no promises. I will take requests, but I have some requirments. It must be Sonic based, must not be Sonamy or yaoi, and must carry a negative tone, like depression or horror. I will NOT, repeat WILL NOT, write an overly fluffy or happy-happy-joy-joy type stories. I can read them, but they are NOT my type to write.

Speaking of Sonic, I will NOT make a Sonamy story AT ALL. In my opinion, SEGA made Amy a bitch. People might like her in the games and show, but if Amy was a human in reality, she would be really lonely, a screamer, and would probably be killed by Sonic in a couple of months.

Unfortunately, I don't have a good update schedule, because I don't have a computer, and my phone only lets me read and write reviews and PMs.

Anyways, I will try to update as soon as possible, and as much as possible. Please be patient. I may have to go a whole year without updating my stories. Flames will be read, as long as they have good criticisms in it.

Hope you like My Stories!


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (Sometimes, depends if I'M the one getting stuff:L)
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box. (Want one though...)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (I have a DS and a PS2)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Ironic... My SISTER was the one obsessed with those... Mine was, and still is, Sonic!)
Gory movies are cool. (Really? Although I REALLY love blood, I can't sand movies that have nothing but gore.)
You go to your dad for advice. (HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thats funny! Nice Joke!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Shot outs, I used to love them)
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Skinnies all the way!)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (I had sleepovers all the time as a kid.)
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Can I say I like all of them...?)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (I'm a serial killer, what did you expect?)
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (My Dad never gave me a chance...)
Sleep with your socks on at night.
You love to play fight(Seriously? I'm the width of a toothpick.)



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Depends what for :D)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (NEVER!!!!)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (I like black, it goes with EVERYTHING))
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery. (Unless you call a black snakeskin cuff jewelery)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (Uh, hello? Eh hem... How should I put this... I AM NOT A CROSSDRESSER!!!!!)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Which one? They all suck.)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (45 of those minutes are in the shower, 2 to get dressed, and 8 to get in a wrestling match with my hair.)
You smile a lot more than you should. (Only certain people make me happy)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Nope, I grow out of mine too fast.)
You care about what you look like. (I guess so... That might be the reason why all my clothes are interchangeable...)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Hmm... I'M A FREAKING GUY!!!!!!)

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Yeah... Axe Kilo.)
You love the movies. (Love 'Em!)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Sonic Doll vs. Tails Doll! Oh wait... Tails doll was my friend growing up! No wonder I'm so crazy! No offense Tails Doll...)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Depends on if the person's awake or not.)
Like being the star of every thing. (Uh Uh NO WAY I'm Mr. Stagefright Here!)

Total: 10

... Not even gonna comment on that...

"Hey, Sebastian, listen to what I heard!" "Reading book." "But it's funny!" "Reading Book." "C'mon, just listen!" "Reading Book" "Well-" "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!" "...Reading Book." -- Me, My friend Christian Taylor, and My teacher Mr. Mershon in my Critical Thinking class.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black


I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I draw or read ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.


I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Oh Wait...)

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm okay with YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like to act INSANE, so I must be JUVENILE


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIEDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you’re gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. (My favorite one XD)

FRIEDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!”

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

1. Your real name: Sebastian

2.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Bastesixan (Hm...)

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Sebizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Silver Fox

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Alexzander 3110

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Lunse (Awesome!)

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Pepsi (Wow... Uh... NEXT!)

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Ray Marie

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Kai (Yes, I had a dog named Kai.)

Courage is the resistance of fear, mastery of fear; not the absence of fear.

When their time is up and they're pleading for someone to help, I'll stand above them and whisper, "...No."

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it!

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

If you're flippin' crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to make you stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a paper cut and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you're mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think it would be absolutely awesome if you were mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read fanfictions until at least five a.m., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like being random, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading or writing anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I would be proud of being weird even if it wasn't good!)

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch said that breathing wasn't cool. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" on it, or vice versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, PoisionedRoses, Krystaltopaz23, Bella Cullen-Luckier Than You, purpledemon21, Sonic9234

If you are weird, insane, crazy, abnormal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely HATE obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself and only yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever purposely run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to sue, fire, set fire to, and/or kill the weatherpeople for giving you false hope so many times, copy and paste this onto your profile so we know who to call when we lead a mob.

If you believe preps travel in packs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself or others, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped while walking up stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles just to see if there's anything you can copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ducked when you walked under something that is already a mile above your head (sarcastically), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have no problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been standing up and suddenly fell down with no cause, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get wonderful grades and yet know nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking marijuana. If you are one of the two percent that hasn't, and you hope you never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own phone number, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone for months without checking your email, and then came back to find somewhere near a hundred of them, copy and paste this onto your profile. (876 literally!)

If you have ever laughed during a part in a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to talk to yourself, and enjoy your own company, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself for no reason, copy and paste this onto yur profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that both sides ended up forgetting why the conversation started, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you could easily finish an entire novel in mere hours (including author's notes, prologues, epilogues, footnotes, etc.) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you take pride in how much you scare people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love scaring people but don't enjoy getting scared, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Oh my-- Dude! You just flipped of a freaking serial killer!" "How do you know if she's a serial killer? Huh?!" "Because I'm one too, and I supply her guns! You're gonna die! You'regonadieyou'regonadieyou'regonna--" "Sebastian, shut up! I get it! I'm going to die soon! Now stop it!"

"... You're gonna die..." "ARGH!" -- Me, Christopher (Deceased), outside of school.

UPDATE!!!! I have found that I could get a regular schedule at February at the earliest. My parents said they would buy me a laptop if I make two straight A report cards! Wish me good luck! Oh, and vote on my new poll!

Update 12/9/10

I finally got the date on when I might get my new computer. April, sometime during that month, I should be able to update regularly. Please be patient. I have three different school projects, and IBO is wanting to put me in one of their schools life is very hectic for me, and I have barely any time for any updates on my stories. In Breif:

Not Broken, Shattered: I've been planning the rewrite as well as developing the story. P.S. The story's title has a meaning.

Just a Question: I have planned the whole story out, I just need to write the story out on the computer. Also, some of you might get VERY pissed at my story's ending. Don't worry, nobody significant will die.

Insanity: I need to write the second chapter. I have a vague idea of what I'm going to do. I have decided to make a sort of choice story after this, I'll give you the options in the second chapter.

Also, I AM GIVING PEOPLE PREVIEWS TO FUTURE STORIES/CHAPTERS! Give me a PM on the story you want me to give a preview on, and I'll send you a excerpt from the first or upcoming chapter.


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A SonicXCosmo story by Galaxina-the-Seedrian reviews
What if Sonic and Cosmo were in love? And even so, how would Amy react seeing them together? Rewritten
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sonic, Cosmo - Complete
RaC Nightmares Series: Earth Bound by Emile The Watcher reviews
Follow Ratchet and Sasha as they raise their twins in the middle of a Galaxy threatening war, only to come out of that one and find that Earth has been busy building ships to attack Solona. Their crazy Leader Zen has declared Solona his for the taking, and all that stands in his way: Ratchet, and his family. Now the War has reached Earth, and the Nightmare has come full circle.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,617 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Ratchet, Sasha P. - Complete
Restoring Feeling by Noun of Nouns reviews
When the imagination's worst horrors are confronted in reality, people can't help but change. Adaptation is one of the cornerstones of evolution, but for Gordon Freeman, this isn't evolution, it is regression.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,702 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010
Sonic TORTURE :D by tears over beers reviews
Music? Syrup? Yu-Gi-OH references? Spittle? Twihogs and Pottercats? That random git named Charlie? Unlikely pairings and the Jonas Brothers? That's right. We're back, baby.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010
Ratchet: Life After You by wee.202 reviews
Clank is killed, and Ratchet can't get himself together again... request from my best friend. Note: For those who know the song, it's NOT a songfic. The name just works.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Ratchet - Complete
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Not Broken, Shattered reviews
After all Amy did, he still only likes her as a friend. Amy tries to ruin his life, but what will happen to our hero? Anti-sonamy. Couple in later chapters.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sonic
Just a Question reviews
After a strange argument with Sonic, Shadow spirals down into the dark secrets of his counterpart's past. As every clue is found, Shadow soon learns that even the simplest of observations aren't as they seem... Rating may go up.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sonic, Shadow
Insanity reviews
"He couldn't believe it. Why would HE sign him over? Did he do anything? He didn't know." Very sad and heart-wrenching. Do not read if you are light of heart.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sonic
Dealing With It
Oneshot. It wasn't that he was anti-social, it was that no one ever wanted to take the time to get to know him. Novelization and slight spinoff of Mangaverse on chapter #5.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete