Lady Enigmatic
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Joined 07-20-10, id: 2457197, Profile Updated: 03-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for Horatio Hornblower, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Combat!, Harry Potter, Psych, and Merlin.

NEW From me, 12.13.13: Hey you! I've added story teasers below, check them out. :) I've also updated Home Is Where The Heart Is, after an embarrassingly long hiatus. It's my goal to be finished by Christmas 2014. No guarantees, but I will try. I am in the planning/writing/uploading process of several stories. Check back once in awhile, or put me on author-alert. Thank you for your patience. Tchüss. - Lady E

STORY TEASERS, COMING EVENTUALLY (aka before I die, sometime in the future):

Working title N/A; a Merlin fanfic An overall happier, continuity-concious, non-character-destroying, realistic, alternate Series 5. The more I ponder the final season, the more I find it offensive to me as a fan, and a contradiction to many basic principles/prophecies established in Series 1. Includes OCs. Namely, a friend for Merlin. Maybe more than a friend later on, you'll have to wait an see. NOT a noble, NOT a sorceress, but an ordinary, plain girl, as my attempt to form a character devoid of cliches. For the time being, I've named her Mera. Basic summary: As threats to Camelot quicken, and the shaky peace to the kingdom established for the last three years begins to dissolve, Merlin finds it increasingly difficult to hide his magic from Arthur. After Gwen's maid Sefa, whom the Queen considered a trusted friend, betrays Camelot and helps her father in cohorts with Morgana, a lengthy search is conducted to find a faithful replacement incapable of betraying. Mera, a mute girl deemed dim-witted and incapable of communicating, is chosen.

Beautiful Things; a Parked fanfic: Saoirse "Angel" Connelly is a product of the foster system, without skills or higher education. Her quest to find her birth mother leaves her stranded in Dublin. Destitute and desperate, she sells her body for money on the streets--a harsh, unremitting lifestyle which from which she sees no escape. Cathal O'Regan is a junkie, who after being thrown out by his unforgiving father, lives out of his car in an empty carpark. His inability to pay a debt to a drug dealer and denial of his heroin addiction will cause him to face inescapable consequences. Both of these situations are hopeless, unless someone or something intervenes. When these two social isolates' lives become intertwined, a friendship is formed between them. Eventual Cathal/OC. This story is not pretty. It is not romantic. However, this story is one of hope. My goal in writing this story is give attention to the ugliness of a reality many people face that is glossed over and sugar-coated by our media today; I also hope to show the beautiful things that can be made out of the most ugly, sinful, tragic situations by the love, grace, and power of the One who is greater than those who are in the world.


Hallo!

I will start out with staying that I am super mega foxy awesome hot. There are many of you who do not get this reference. That's okay. Watch A Very Potter Musical and you will. :)

I have had a love of writing ever since I could remember and have written various short stories over the years. Now I have branched out into fan fiction, something I contemplated for a while. I plan to become a published author some day and fill my books with elements of hope--something I think that is not evident in our literature today, which is unfortunate. So help me improve by giving me constructive criticism.

Reconciliation is finished at last! So I will be working on more stories, be warned.

Categories I like and will try and write for include but are not limited too: Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Horatio Hornblower, Master and Commander, and other misc. movies/books. I also happen to like ancient TV series that most people my age have never heard of, such as Combat! and The Man from UNCLE.

The fan fiction I plan to write will include parodies and non-slash stories. My largest goal is to fix what I view as the travesties of established plot lines. For example: Series 5 of Merlin. BBC, I have no words.

Jesus Christ is my God and Savior--not my religion. To Him I am devoted and for Him I am audacious. :)

Some of me favorite things...

Bands: Tokio Hotel, Yellowcard, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Secondhand Serenade, Ed Sheeran

Books: (in addition to ones mentioned previously) Unwind Trilogy by Neal Shusternam, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Do Hard Things by Brett and Alex Harris, The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy

Movies: (") National Treasure, Star Trek, Lost In Austen, To Save A Life, Hunger Games, Wreck It Ralph

TV: ('') Psych, Merlin, Sherlock, Leverage, Dr. Who, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Fullmetal Alchemist

Other: I absolutely adore the 18th and early 19th century, particularly the age of the British Navy and pirates (aka Napoleonic Era). Gotta love those boys in uniform, as well those those under the jolly roger. Especially MY (note emphasis on 'my') Mr. Wellard--NOT deceased (as I refuse to believe he died) Midshipman of the HMS Renown. My other muse happens to be music; particularity a German rock band whose lyrics/melodies inspire me more than just about anything else. (Yes people, I'm an Alien. Loud and unashamed.)


To Zsha Readers:

On Stories: I can proudly state that my stories are created on a Mac, by the way. And I will finish what I begin. It is beyond annoying when I start reading a story only to find that the author has not updated in years and has no intention to ever update again. I only ask that anyone who reads my stories to be patient with me as I edit and update. Be assured that I will finish, eventually. I will also review the stories I read, if not belatedly. Which leads me to...

On Reviews: I rather like them. Reviews defeat writer's block. It's like magic. Seriously, send off a review and watch as the author updates more quickly. Fav-sies are also highly appreciated. :) And finally...

On Characters: I like to balance my stories with elements of romanticism and realism. I try to make my stories as realistic as possible (excluding OOC moments, time-travel, and AU). Likewise, I try to keep characters as they really are--flaws and all. So, if you happen to run across a swear word or other offense in one of my stories, please note that this does not mean that I accept such practices in our world today, or participate in them myself. I do not condone/condemn what my--or another author's--characters may do or say. I am only trying to represent their nature truthfully.

End. Fin. Extremo. Eind. Ende.
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Have you ever seen a leaf fall off a tree?

Have you ever seen the actual moment when that leaf breaks from its branch?

It's a... it's a beautiful thing.

-Cathal, Parked

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Through His Eyes by Define X reviews
VTD: Abigail, a girl trying to survive during WWII, is about to be torn from everything she has ever known. And suddenly, she is – but not in the way she expects. Now in Narnia, she is confronted by things she had learned to ignore, including her heart...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,184 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Caspian X - Complete
An Adventure to be Determined, Part II by VAM-Ninja reviews
The adventure is now slightly determined! We're back and better than ever, with more action! more fart jokes! and more romance? Warning: Rated PG for Pure Gold. Read and Review, please. Legolas x OC; Pippin x OC; Frodo x OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,124 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
The Colours of My Life by Gollum4077 reviews
There was a half-human girl who changed young Pavel Chekov's life. Her name was Tess Moretti. Everything became colourful; and together, their lives took on many different shades… Chekov/OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,234 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - P. Chekov, OC
An Adventure to be Determined by VAM-Ninja reviews
The fellowship has a few more members... Get ready to rumble! Action! Humor! and Romance? Why are there so many doors in Elrond's house? Why can Elrond never finish a meal? All of this and more! ReadxReview please Legolas x OC; Pippin x OC; Frodo x OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Frodo B., Legolas - Complete
With My Best Regards, Dearest Friend by pirate-pet reviews
For the young William Blakeney, death seemed a hard thing to cope with... especially that of his best friend, Peter Calamy.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
A Keen Sense of Reality by YenSerenity reviews
It's "The Mutiny", and it seems that no one aboard the Renown has a keen sense of reality, except one man: Lieutenant Kennedy. Told from Mr. Wellard's point of view. One-shot.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Complete
Saints Go Marching by thylovelyengel reviews
based on Tokio Hotel, told in the pov of God, two angels, one with an ultimate desire...read to understand
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
A NotQuiteOfficiallyTolkien Approved Parody by Pimpernel Princess reviews
A loving parody of The Two Towers with cameo by The Scarlet Pimpernel. Frodo is a vegetarian, Gollum is sarcastic and vengeful, and Sam pretty much runs the whole show. The ghost of Professor Tolkien also make an appearance. Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Say WHAT? by Miss Riku reviews
Our heroic Captain Hornblower and his faithful Lieutenant, Bush, embark on their greatest adventure yet...and it all takes place in the year 2008! This one just for fun XD rated for safety
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Ash10 reviews
Saunders finds himself the prisoner of a German officer who plays a most dangerous game of cat and mouse. Will the hunter become the hunted or will Chip Saunders' luck finally run out? Please R and R. Thanks.
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Kirby's Angel by Ash10 reviews
Death takes one of Sergeant Saunders' men, and on Christmas. Is there really something magical about Kirby's Angel? Rated K plus because of character death. Feedback is appreciated.
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
Just Another Innocent Victim by Ash10 reviews
NOW UP, Chapter 2! Please R & R and thanks! Is there still room in war for Christmas? Sergeant Saunders is left with serious doubts.
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
A whole bunch of British Guys on a Ship by Huntress16 reviews
Aubrey is a bit too close to the Mids. Maturin doesn't just use those supplies for medical purposes. Pullings is a crazed manic depressant.While Calamy is hooked on caffine and Blakney is obssesed with PotC. My crazed Twinnkiee fed story comes alive.
Master and Commander - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2004
Lost Pieces by Loblolly reviews
Wellard's never shot a man, according to Sawyer... but does the captain know everythign that happens to his men?
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2001
From Where I Am by Loblolly reviews
Wellard's Thoughts after hsi second caning, from HH2, Mutiny. Sorry.. Wellar's my newest boy toy... such a cutie!
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2001
The Reluctant Pipers by TXMedic reviews
PG-for death of a character. Kirby and Doc must lead a group of children to safety. Please R&R
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2001
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Home Is Where The Heart Is reviews
The abbreviated, angst-ridden, and fluffy sequel to Reconciliation. The year is 1803. Lottie Wellard, Cat Kennedy, and Amy Bush have settled since their journey aboard the Renown, but all is not well in paradise. When one of them is given the chance to return to her world, she is faced with a choice that will have eternal consequences. Wellard/OC, Bush/OC, Archie/OC, Horatio/Maria
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Wellard, A.Kennedy
The Time Has Come reviews
Taryn is an ordinary girl, living an ordinary life. One day, two of her favorite TV show characters walk out of her closet, saying they need her help. What follows is the adventure of a lifetime. Featuring characters from other fandoms, i.e. Shawn Spencer from Psych. Alternate title: Psych You Out In A Time of Magic. Made entirely of cheese. Birthday story for Define X.
Crossover - Psych & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Come, Draco reviews
After the battle, there is a brief moment when Draco Malfoy is faced with a decision. Will he rejoin the Dark Lord, and the side that he was born into? Or, does he dare to choose the unthinkable–to stay? A look into the Slytherin's mind. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Way Back When: Tonight, We Are Young reviews
It is the night of MTV's European Music Awards, 2007. A fan stands in the crowd, watching Tokio Hotel win the Best Inter Act award. One-shot.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
A New Beginning reviews
A look into Wellard's past before he came aboard the Renown. One-shot.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Wellard - Complete
Reconciliation reviews
Three American girls from the year 2011 come aboard for the journey of the Renown. Adventure, hilarity and–of course–romance ensue. Archie/OC, Wellard/OC, Bush/OC. COMPLETE.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Wellard, A.Kennedy - Complete
Nobody Wants Me reviews
A poem explaining what Bill Kaulitz could have meant by saying "nobody wants me" during an interview in Japan. Inspired by the songs "Ich Bin Nicht Ich", "Fur Immer Jetzt", and "Alien" by Tokio Hotel.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
In The Minds Of Soldiers reviews
The thoughts of three American soldiers as they rest in an abandoned French town. Told from Saunders, Kirby, and Caje's point of view. One-shot.
Combat! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
The World Behind His Wall reviews
A glimpse into a rockstar's life. Inspired by the song "World Behind My Wall" by Tokio Hotel. Drabble.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete