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Joined 07-20-10, id: 2457229, Profile Updated: 10-24-13
Author has written 21 stories for Inception, Firefly, Good Omens, Stargate: Atlantis, and James Bond.

I write sometimes, and it is the bad rambling kind of write sometimes. I am not a professional, at anything, but I like to pretend I am.

I play videogames, but mostly I watch other people play videogames and then point out how gay something is. By gay I do not mean "Oh that's so gay." I mean "Wow those guys are having sex in all likelihood." Yes, I'm one of THOSE people.

I have not been on this website since I was in school, that was a long time ago. I am here now because I am too lazy to join LJ listings just to post three paragraphs.

Most of my stories are indeed three paragraphs or less, because I am not a professional writer and do not get paid to do this. I am not going to beg for reviews after every story, because I am not writing these for other people, I am writing them because they will not shut up in my head.

I use song titles for fic titles because I am an uncreative hack. Sometimes I will post a co-written piece and I do not at all give you any sort of quality control on those, because srsly I cannot say whether or not I and the other author will not randomly diverge on some crazy road-trip through shit.

Timeline of my longer Inception fics is as follows-

Brazil.

The movie itself.

Paradox.

You do not need to read Paradox or Brazil in any order, but I recommend strongly that you do not read Paradox till after watching the movie, there aren't really blatant spoilers, but still, best not to have something ruined.

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Silence
007/Q (As in Skyfall.) Q holds his breath and listens, and the panic is there now, rising, rising like waves, suffocating; yet still, all he can hear in all of this is just his own hyperventilating edging into madness. The city is silent. London is dead.
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 10/24/2013
Future Starts Slow reviews
Arthur/Eames Dystopian Future College Campus AU. what yes that is a thing I just did it Warnings: Language, Violence, Beta-less.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Shade reviews
Arthur/Eames "Arthur is Death."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Arthur, Eames
This Love Will Be Your Downfall reviews
Eames/Arthur- "When Eames first meets Arthur, the man to come is still a boy, all sharp angles growing into himself." I wrote this all in an MSN window, you wont want to read it. :D Warning- No Beta, Language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dreaming Deep Tonight reviews
Eames/Arthur, Sheppard/McKay Warnings: LANGUAGE, sexual content, violence. "John could have saved them all a lot of time if Arthur would just give a little bit more detail in his text messages."
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - John S., Arthur - Complete
Instinct reviews
Crowley/Aziraphale. Short Drabble, slashish.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/6/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Library reviews
Crowley/Aziraphale Historical Drabble
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
You Were a Kindness reviews
Arthur/Eames- Warnings: AU, Language, Crackfic! sort of!, fluff.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Perfect Day reviews
Eames/Arthur Warnings: Alternate Universe, Crackfic, fluff, humor.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Hanging Pictures reviews
Arthur/Eames SLASH ficlet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Use Somebody reviews
Arthur/Eames SLASH Warnings: Sexual content. "Eames tries on a new mask."
Inception - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Spice reviews
Arthur/Eames SLASH Ficlet. "The spice of life."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Paparazzi reviews
Eames/Arthur ficlet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Limbo reviews
Arthur/Eames- Light slash, ficlet.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Brazil reviews
Eames/Arthur SLASH Warnings: Violence, Language, Sexual Content. "Do you still need me here?" Prequel to the movie.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Half Remembered Dream reviews
Arthur/Eames Ficlet. "He does dream."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Paradox reviews
Arthur/Eames SLASH. "This was real, he could hold onto this." Warnings: Violence, slight Language, slight sexual content.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Radical Notion reviews
Eames/Arthur A want to be burned.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Fair reviews
Mal/Simon Here there be slash. Mini-ficlet.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Mal, Simon - Complete
Lie to Me reviews
Simon/Mal Yes. Angst.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Simon, Mal - Complete
Time reviews
Masks. Inception Slash- Very short. Eames/Arthur Kind-of-yet-not explicit.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete